Espresso Radio Podcast

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this week Bennie talks about the things you wished you knew when you were younger (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵇⁱˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡ ᴮᴱᶠᴼᴿᴱ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐᵃʳʳⁱᵉᵈ) he reenacts every single local car dealership commercial, remembers the time he sat next to a robot human at the Pacers game and explains his cure for ADHD. Ben reveals his mom's obsession with notecards and admits that the only thing he actually learned in school was the DEWEY fucking DECIMAL SYSTEM. He creates new laws: 1) if you leave your shower curtain open you immediately go to jail and 2) people that text you "call me" will be immediatly sentenced to death, he confesses how much he loves corn and tells the story about fake lottery tickets almost killing his grandpa, then he goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

this week it's OG ESPRESSO! Ben has Barstool's @JoeyMulinaro on the pod to discuss the Spress question of the week: biggest mistakes you've made but didn't want to admit (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵖᵘᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵒᵍᵉʳ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗⁱᵖ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵒˢᵉ) they discover how terrifying flea markets are and realize every corporate guy that's over 30 has cone titties & is exactly the same person. They rate the grossest phrases "drop trout" "liquor coat, "run hot", and breakdown the "YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY PAL" viral video, Ben and Joey go through their questions for God, analyze Mark Wahlberg's daily schedule and come to conclusion that they 100% both want to be used car salesmen, then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

On this shot Ben & comedians @RayHensleyComedy and @lol_derek_james bring back the segment DRIPPIN OR TRIPPIN and talk about the hottest animals they've ever seen. All 3 of them reveal their Sixth Sense and FINALLY figure out how to defeat movie quote guy. They breakdown the worst full names, the dumbest young kid names and realize the name DEREK sounds like a sneeze, car wreck, something hitler would say and a couch falling down the stairs, then Ben smacks the table in the studio for 10 minutes straight but you already knew that

This week on the most ADHD podcast ever Ben explains why he's the most embarrassed person OF ALL TIME, he realizes that if you don't have social media you 100% have murdered someone and Ben reenacts every single tutorial on YouTube. He tells a story about the time during puberty when he thought he had a pencil eraser stuck in his nipple and reveals his biggest fear is not being able to hear someone so many times in a row that they blow his head off. Ben tells why he's unable to ghost people, he discovers that his dream job is landscaping and names chocolate eclair cake the GOD of cookout dessert. Bennie counts down the top5 moments of his life and every single one of them is when Burger King puts an onion ring in his fries and he explains that if you're a hair stylist your hair HAS to be 17 different colors, then Bennie goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

This week ben has comedian @lol_derek_james and internet celeb @liampineiro on the pod to discuss the immature things you'll never stop doing (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵉˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᶜᵉ ᵐᵃᶜʰⁱⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʰᵒᵗᵉˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡˡʷᵃʸ ᴵᶜᴱ ᵂᴼᴿᴷˢ) they break down the Adult Swim TikTok trend, talk about how bad Ben wants to be Bryce Hall, rank the hottest in-store mannequins, rate the movies that traumatized them as kids, and Derek performs "Listen To Your Fart"

This week Ben breaks down the fam's weird rules you grew up with (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵖᵃᵖᵉʳ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ) He gets exposed with a wedding dress on, reenacts the creation of the Reading Rainbow intro song, talks about the time his dad returned only mustard to the store and makes the perfect 3-song mixtape. Ben talks about his nickname PISS BOY, he realizes guys with canes are terrifying, figures out how German chocolate cake was made then he goes  #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

MERCH IS SHIPPING OUT THIS WEEK On this shot Ben goes through the fam's Life Hacks that no one else knows about (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʷᵃˢʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵃʳ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃⁱⁿ?!) He realizes that the macarena is haunted, girls hiccup like they've never hiccupped before and that scones are a failed donut experiment. Later on in the pod Ben learns that he is the voice for many 90's commercials (Wonderball) and toys (BopIt) and if your friends called their parents by their actual names they are currently in jail, he explains why rotisserie chicken is the Mark McGwire of chicken and that absolutely everyone has a lilbitofshit in their pants, then he goes  #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

MERCH AVAILABLE UNTIL MONDAY: https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop SHOW IN INDY THIS FRIDAY: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35867/performance/10691328?performanceId=10691328 This week Bennie goes through the words/phrases that the fam can't STAND (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵉˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖⁱᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵇʳᵃⁱⁿ...) he breaks down the origin story of the INDIANA LAND interview and explains why it's LOUD GUY SUMMER. Ben realizes his fam only turned the AC on 4 times growing up, has a moment of silence for RUHBARB pie, talks about why leaving a badass gas station is almost as sad as leaving your grandparents and why dust is the bitchiest shit of all time then he goes  #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

AYO ESPRESSHOES! on this shot Ben dives into the Fam's everyday super powers (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶠˡᵉˣⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᵇˢ ¹⁰⁰% ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʸ) same, whoops. He talks about his colts cheerleading audition, dropping the bread during communion at church and why the vsexiest thing in the world is shuffling cards. Ben reveals is 100% honest Mount Rushmore of bands, realizes that if your dad didn't listen to Bare Naked Ladies growing up he isn't your dad, goes through the endangered species list and talks about how drinking games will eventually send him to hell, then he goes  #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

This week Ben has TiKTok e-boy @LiamPineiro and comedian @RayHensleyComedy on the pod to breakdown the Fam's weirdest wishes (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣ ʷ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ) they roast ben's hair for 35 minutes, create the ultimate fast food meal, look through notes on each others phones, realize the best drink of all time is the juice left in DOLE fruit cups, they celebrate the creation of the biscuits that you can peel apart, and try to figure out why tf people in high school had the loudest car speakers IN THE WORLD then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

FAM! the question of the week is what's the craziest thing you've ever done at work and not told anyone about (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢˡᵃᵐᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵇʸ) on this shot bennie remembers the most lit church song of all time, the way coaches talk after practice and the difference between guys and girls bathrooms. He recites actual church petitions, still can't figure out why the principal made everyone eat in silence at lunch and realizes how much shit you talk about your cousin's cousins then he goes #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

mmhahHAhaHAhaa this week ben asks the fam if they were president what's something irrelevant they would make illegal ( ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ "ᶜʰᵉᵉʳˢ" ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ FOOD) ehem he talks about his phobia of random noises, zac efron's bee sting face AND changing his dad's ringtone to britney spears and it going off in the middle of a meeting. Bennie realizes he still can't read in public and agrees that if you aren't looking at everyone's ass in church you're going to hell. Later in the pod he imagines cartoons being taller in real life than you think they are and immediately gets scared af obviously, then he goes  #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

holy shit this week ben asked the fam the worst thing they've ever done and not told anyone (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢʰⁱᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵃˢᵏᵉᵗ... ᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵃˢᵏᵉᵗ ʷᵉᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢʰᵒᵖ) ... Bennie talks about how monkeys 100% have a night club at the zoo, he remembers stealing everything you can in college, and the science behind acting hurt when you do something dumb. Ben remembers horrifying thoughts of writing the same thank you letters every single year, he breaks down the words his dad can't say, analyzes the most horrifying place on earth (POST OFFICE) and how influential starburst jellybeans are to the candy community then he goes #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

sup? on this shot ben asked the fam their today year's old moment ⁽ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵍᵘᵐ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃʸ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵗᵒᵐᵃᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳ ⁵ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ⁾ whoops... He talks about how annoying guys with stick shifts are, he wishes he was in Chet Hanks' WHITE BOY SUMMER vid, reminisces about playing human foosball, explains his small talk addiction and talks about Mark McGwire for 39 minutes. Ben chooses DJ Drama to narrate his AutoBiography and is 100% sure that a banana is the Paris Hilton of fruit, he goes #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

FAM! this week Ben has comedian Alex Price (@illumanti_hr_rep) on the pod to break down things guys shouldn't do anymore (like backing into parking spots ... ⁱ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ) they talk about the way Alex's therapist doesn't give a shit about about weed and why the mall is the most comforting place IN THE WORLD. They remember their most embarrassing moments, winning science fair and why McDonalds sprite is gods milk. Alex tells a story about the craziest shit that's ever happened at KILROY'S, they both do a full ASMR clinic, go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

what up espresshoes? this week ben has his son @YoungMantis2 on the pod to sort through the dumbest things the fam has ever spent money on (...like carpet skates to slide around your house) lol, ben and austin talk their most awkward moments with girls, they rank the best slang words and find out Mantis has never eaten CHERRY. The boys decide which fast food restaurant has the best dessert and find out Popeye and Mantis have the same exact posture then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

What up Fam??? On this Shot Ben has comedian @SaraPopTarts on the pod and @lol_derek_james bullies his way on the show again ...... ;) They break down the Fam's DM's of things they're supposed to like but find annoying like (like bringing bagels on roadtrips.....) they rank the most basic dog breeds, discuss how to say CRAYON and the difference between a Crayola and RoseArt kid. They invent a dessert hot pocket, discuss sarah's condiment fetish and decide WHO IS MORE ANNOYING: Subway, Penn Station, Jimmy Johns or Jersey Mikes, then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS this week ben goes through the fam's celeb dm's (like dm'ing a girl from the bachelor and humping her leg every night since) it's ASH Wednesday and Ben discovers every time he got ashes growing up they looked like complete shit on his head. He reveals the truth about girls with Dance Marathon in their bios, admits he has bought a Build-A-Bear and realizes if you flirt by complimenting people you're satan's son. Ben breaks down why drinking wine has made him a sexier piece of shit and wonders who's buying Andy Capp's Hot Fries in vending machines and more importantly who in tf is ANDY CAPP anyway? He goes #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

FAM! TikTok celeb @LiamPineiro is in the studio this week! Ben and Liam go through the Fam's worst dating app experiences (like going on a date with a guy who dislocates his arm and screams bloody murder) they talk about being TikTok boys, their first ringtones, people that were in woodshop class at your high school, the rise in popularity of people pegging each other, learning how to kiss growing up, diaper fetishes, how Liam gained 53 pounds over quarantine LOL and Subway employees, they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

FAM! ((merch should be at your crib or it should be there in like 1 day)) on this shot half of ben's tooth fell apart and he talks about getting it yanked out of his lil dumb mouth, he analyzes the guy at your high school that always played guitar at parties, he realizes how sexy hotel towels are and his pregnant lady cravings for carrot cake

what up FAM?! it's OG SPRESS and this week Ben has his homie @JoeyMulinaro on the shO ;) They bring back James Benedict and Joy Mulinard for 86 news, Ben and Joey go through the fam's baggage like not showering ... ever, they break down why every guys room looks like applebee's restaurant decoration, the extreme overated-ness of bloody mary's, they lust over extreme home makeover host Ty Pennington and then figure out wtf a kazoo is, they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

MERCH IS SHIPPING SOON

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS and this week bennie goes through the fam's most irrational fears like thinking someone is going to shoot you in the head every time you stop at a red light HAHA and he admits that he's 1000% jealous of dogs bc they look better than guys when they wear sweaters. Ben breaks down what is actually going on in your silverware drawer and he realizes that every time a guy leaves his house he acts like he's going to be gone for an entire decade ... He gets scared bc he imagines the huge scissors politicians use for grand openings, goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

THE MOST A.D.D. podcast IN THE WORLD (world) (world) this week ben brings his comedian homie Joey Bender (@BenderJoey) and they realize that Neil Armstrong forgot his lines during the moon landing bc he saw a hot alien, they reminisce about being home alone during a Zoro burglary and they nail down that Joey looks like QB #6 on Madden create-a-player. Both Ben and Joey agree the show Next is MTV's Mona Lisa, if you know your Apple ID you're a serial killer and MCL cafeteria is a treatment center for knee injuries. They go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

sup? on SHOT 137 Ben breaks down the most ridiculous things the Fam has gotten in trouble for (like asking your teacher if she wears lingerie) ʰᵃʰᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ. He explains the science behind cleaning out your car, how dumb oil changes are, why private school is the army and how DiFfErEnT bus kids are. Ben talks about his experiences passing Victoria's Secret in the mall, how dorky ugly sweaters are and how you've never been more attractive than the time you came to school with a scratchy sick voice. He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

FAM! on shot 136 first Ben goes through DM's of the most annoying roommates (like guys who smoke K2 and scream at the top of their lungs until 3am). He talks about his relationship with his sleep paralysis demon and how Mayweather Vs. Logan Paul will make boxing popular af again. Ben reveals the music people think he listens to compared to the music he actually listens to.... he breaks down how weird Christmas Card families are, how pool noodles impacted his life more than anything, ding dong ditching the president and how INSANE people go when decorating their houses for Christmas (but he secretly is that guy) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

On shot 135 Ben breaks down DM's from The Fam's weirdest dates (like going out w/ a girl and forgetting you have a shellfish allergy, accidentally eating calamari, having her take you to the ER and then still going home with her) he explains the "guys peeing outside" phenomenon and tells us about his beef with card games. Ben reveals that his actual super power is his ass smelling like whatever he was around that day (ex: goes to a bookstore, ass somehow smells like a bookstore) and talks about how drinking dark alcohol actually turns him into the manliest guy of all time. He confesses that his toes look like 90 degree angles and that he sounds like a demonic alien giving birth when he's about to fall asleep :) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that

girls vs. guys chewing gum | how to wear a button down | my voice never changed in puberty | what's your type? "wounded guys"

odell beckham jr | mispronunciations - quadoba !! | hooking up w music on | grandparents day .....

handwriting fetish | shit my dad said wrong | drake can say anything | my flirt move | god made guys in 1min |

girls burping | did you let one? | embarrassing moments 2 | lost a snake IN THE HOUSE