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On this glorious Week 7, Lloyd and Alex get together, cough a lot, and trash the Ratbirds of Baltimore (36:27) and discuss the 34-11 cheek clapping that the Bengals gave the Lions in the previous week (17:24). They also talk about their friends performing at comedy shows, and Alex addresses betting against the Bengals (50:07). Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, and Simbull for being too sexy for their shorts and shirts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together and obliterate the Detroit Lions more than the organization itself already has (45:54), in addition to discussing the Bengals wild and windy overtime loss to the Green Bay Packers (22:08). They also talk about Alex singing the National Anthem for the Indiana Pacers, Lloyd celebrating his birthday with his pals at The Bastard Sermon, among other various topics. Shoutout to Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, and Simbull for being too sexy of sponsors for this podcast to handle (we made it work).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd is back! Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the Cheeseheads of Green Bay (40:15)! They also talk about the two wins over the Jaguars and Steelers (18:30). They also talk about Alex's trip to Denver, Lloyd's continuing recovery, plus Alex makes a surprise announcement about his personal life at the end of the episode! Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being absolutely the sexiest sponsors on the Western Hemisphere.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lloyd is out this week, so Alex welcomes guest, Chicago comedian, and overall wonderful dude Mike Atcherson to the pod for a special post-game episode of the pod! Mike and Alex discuss Cincinnati life, Cincinnati comedy, and the Bengals come from behind, 24-21 victory over Mike's beloved Jacksonville Jaguars (14:30). They also sit down together and roast Mike's beloved Jags (31:51). Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room (30:00) for being too sexy for their shirts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, after technical difficulties with the Chicago Bears episode, we are BACK! Lloyd and Alex sit down to roast the dirty, rotten Pittsburgh Steelers. Again (50:58). They also discuss the defeat at Soldier Field (which Alex was in attendance for) (12:05), read some of their favorite burns about the Chicago Bears, and Lloyd talks about the technical difficulties he had with the previous episode.Thank you to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being the ultimate sexiest sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the season debut! This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down, enjoy Gummi Worms, and roast the Minnesota Vikings (54:30)! Roasts include Kirk Cousins being a dweeb, Dalvin Cook's arrest, and Lloyd Johnson's doppelgänger. In the Bengals universe (34:11), they talk about Ja'Marr Chase's drop concerns throughout the preseason and the season outlook for the Bengals. They also discuss Lloyd's improving physical condition and both of their past injuries, as well as stand-up comedy and trivia nights. Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being the sexiest sponsors in the world, man.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a lil month off, Lloyd and Alex return and welcome friend of the pod, Kelley Peter! On this episode, they discuss the Bengals preseason bout with Tampa Bay, in addition to the Jessie Bates contract situation. They also discuss Kelley graduating from college during a pandemic, and Alex having a joke blow up on the internet. Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being the smexiest sponsors known to man!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode, Lloyd (who is back!!) and Alex welcome Bengals reporter and all around great dude James Rapien (24:20) to talk about the Bengals past, present, and future, and the excitement surrounding the new and improved talent on the Bengals. In addition to all that, Lloyd discusses his hip injury that has kept him out of work, and Alex discusses hitting the first ever home run of his life in a baseball game.Thanks to the Sports Drink podcast network and our sponsors at Locker Room for being wonderful, supportive, and most of all, sexy. Who Dey!

In the second of our two May episodes, Alex is joined by Andrew Fox Miller, producer for Bengals reporter James Rapien. They discuss OTAs and training camp, how they expect the wide receiver corps to do, Burrow's recovery and extended time spent at the gym, and they make a bold claim as to which NFL team should be the featured team on HBO's Hard Knocks this season (62:55). In the non-football world, they also discuss their experiences doing standup and their thoughts on AC/DC.Thanks to Locker Room for being the sexiest sponsor there is, and thanks to our host network Sports Drink for being the best podcast daddies in existence.

In the first of two May episodes, with Lloyd still on the IR due to a hip injury, Alex is joined by Jeff Trennepohl of the Sports with Strawberry Ice podcast, which is a daily YouTube live show that talks all things Cincinnati sports. In this episode, they talk about the selections that the Bengals made in the 2021 draft (15:09) and what they bring to the team! They also discuss the 2021 schedule that just came out for the Bengals (73:15), and their favorite memories as Cincinnati Reds fans.Thanks to our sponsors at Takeline, Locker Room, BetOnline, and Kansas City Steaks for being the best sponsors a couple of podcast guys could ask for, and thanks to our network Sports Drink for being wonderful people overall! You can check out the Sports with Strawberry Ice show on YouTube daily at 5:30pm to hear about all things Cincinnati sports.

This week, Lloyd is out due to injury, so Alex calls in a very special guest: Malik Wright, who is the founder of the WrightWay Sports Network, and a leader of Bengals Twitter throughout this wild and crazy offseason! In this episode, they discuss a multitude of things regarding the draft, including the likelihood that the Bengals draft Ja'Marr Chase, how Penei Sewell is better than he is given credit for by some fans, and how the Falcons pick at 4 might be the most interesting pick of the first round of the draft. Also, listen to Alex accidentally say that the Rams still play in St. Louis (6:11).Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline, Locker Room, and Kaenon Sunglasses, and our host network Sports Drink, for being the biggest, brightest, sexiest, and best overall sponsors in the history of mankind!

This month, in part one of April's two episodes, Lloyd and Alex discuss free agency moves the Bengals have made thus far (23:48), and heavily discuss the Bengals draft options (31:45). In addition, they also discuss the dumbest mistake Alex has ever made as a DJ, as well as Lloyd having fun with a classmate who once gave out his address in front of his entire school. Thanks to Sports Drink, BetOnline, Locker Room, and Kaenon Sunglasses, for being the absolute tits as sponsors. Who Dey!!

This month, Lloyd is out on the IR, so Alex welcomes Matt Barr (4th & Gold podcast) to discuss potential draft options for both the Bengals and the 49ers (50:45) for a fun discussion on all things football and Bengals. In addition, they go thru the list of top 50 free agents and discuss whether they would be a good fit for their respective teams (76:57). They also discuss Matt going to the Senior Bowl, losing weight and getting in shape, and Matt having a big Twitter presence.Thanks to Armchair All Americans, Ebay Sneakers, and BetOnline for being the best damn sponsors known to mankind!

This month, in the first offseason episode of 2021, Lloyd and Alex sit down with Lloyd's roommate Dustin to talk the Bengals offseason expectations, in addition to the Bengals horrendous season finale loss to the Ravens (35:50). In the Bengals world, they discuss coaching changes and transaction hopes, all while Alex lays out his four possible Bengals draft scenarios. In addition, they discuss the Steelers playoff loss to the Browns, as well as Lloyd's people-reading abilities and the storming of the Capitol.Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline and Armchair All Americans for being the best and the sexiest!

This week, in the regular season finale, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert welcome guest (and brother of the podcast) Brett Schubert to discuss the Bengals' 37-31 win over the Texans and take down the Baltimore Ravens. They also discuss MMA fights, fantasy football, and what the Bengals should do in the upcoming NFL draft.As always, thanks to BetOnline, ManScaped and our podcast daddies at Armchair All Americans for being kings!

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome back friend of the pod (and Lloyd's daughter) Llily Johnson to roast the Houston Texans (66:56) and talk about the Bengals monumental upset over the Pittsburgh Steelers (24:22). In addition, Lloyd also re-tells the story of the hardest he's ever laughed (47:00).Thanks to our sponsors at BetOnline and Manscaped as well as our podcast daddies at Armchair All Americans for making it all possible!

This week, with Lloyd still on IR, Alex welcomes guest Mike Berlon (Craft Brewed Sports) to talk about the Bengals' scrappy and fighty (31:57) loss to the Miami Dolphins (19:37) and roast the Dallas Cowboys (65:52). They also talk about the time they both got to interview Joey Chestnut (9:27), their encounters with former Bengal and current Cowboy Andy Dalton (76:35), and who they think is the most overrated Dallas Cowboy of all time (101:02).Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline (6:57) (64:24) and Manscaped (57:06) as well as our podcast daddies at Armchair All Americans for being wonderful overall.

This week, Lloyd Johnson is on the IR, so Alex Schubert calls in America's Got Talent finalist and Miami Dolphins fan Ryan Niemiller. Together, they roast and discuss the Bengals upcoming opponent: Niemiller's beloved Miami Dolphins (74:36). They also discuss the Bengals loss to the Giants (43:42), as well as how the Bengals put themselves in a hole by not tanking properly (59:30), in addition to discussing the Dolphins' tank (55:47).They also discussed Ryan's time on AGT (3:10), his impressive video game collection (24:15), and his experiences of meeting fans from America's Got Talent.As always, thanks to our sponsors BetOnline (16:10) (73:45), Manscaped (69:29), and Armchair All Americans for always being wonderful!

This week's episode is a two parter of sorts! In the football world, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Nick Mitchell (Legends of Sportsball podcast) sit down and humiliate the New York Giants (96:32). In the Bengals world, they discuss the 20-9 loss to Washington (42:10), the horrific Joe Burrow injury (42:18), and what the future has in store for the Bengals. They also discuss the NFL season in general, fantasy football, betting, and combat sports.In addition, we sit down with legend and daughter of the podcast Llily Johnson and her friend Bobbie (23:00) to discuss Llily getting her driver's license, her poor driving ability, and her affinity for Family Guy and Rick and Morty. Llily and Bobbie also provide some of their burns regarding the Giants players.

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert delve into the Washington Football Team organization (41:54) with their burns while also discussing the Bengals ugly loss to the Steelers (9:59). They also discuss the atrocity that is Washington owner Dan Snyder (31:22), potential destinations for John Ross (56:04), and how having Asperger's affects overly thinking about things (70:27).Thanks to Manscaped, BetOnline, and Armchair All Americans for sponsoring us!

This week, after the bye week, the boys are back!! Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Ran Barnaclo talk smack about the team from the Steel City: the Pittsburgh Steelers (57:08)! They also talk about the Bengals upset over the Tennessee Titans (38:00), and talk about Burrow continuing to thrive as a passer. They also talk about the new o-line, the wide receiver corps stepping up, and other topics from the week. In addition, they talk about their favorite parts of the quarantine, Ran's love of 90 Day Fiance, and going to toy stores. In addition, Ran discusses whether he's ever hed seex.

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert, along with guest, listener, and Indiana native and comedian Neal Meyer, sit down and roast the Tennessee Titans (43:09)! In addition to the Titans, they also discuss the Bengals season as well as providing a few extra thoughts about the loss to the Browns (30:40). They also discuss (fittingly for this episode) the city of Nashville, the different kinds of rock music they listen to, and their loves for combat sports.Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline, Manscaped, and Armchair All Americans for being the overall best!

In a special postgame episode of F*** You, We Like the Bengals, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest (and all around fantastic comedian and person) Mary Santora sit down and roast Mary's beloved Cleveland Browns (33:19) while discussing the Bengals heartbreaking 37-34 loss to the aforementioned Browns (10:35). They discuss the back and forth nature of the game, the injuries that took place, as well as the Bengals receiver corps continuing to thrive with Burrow under center. They also discuss Mary's busy comedy schedule and her home club (Hilarities), Mary thinking there's a DJ in a brunch restaurant, and Alex continuing to get made fun of by Lloyd's daughter.Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline (8:45) and Manscaped (28:45) and our podcast dads at Armchair All Americans for making it all possible!

This week, after technical difficulties with the initial recording, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest, comedian, Indianapolis Colts fan, and Indy native Hannah Roeschlein sit down and roast Hannah's beloved Indianapolis Colts (52:06). They also discuss the Bengals close loss to the Colts (17:24), while also discussing their thoughts on the wide receiver corps coming together, and the defense having a tough time stopping the Colts offense. They also talk about doing comedy during the COVID times, Hannah celebrating her birthday, and the hosts doing hard time.

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down with guest Jon Holmes and roast the ol' Ravens from Baltimore. They also discuss the Bengals win against the Jacksonville Jaguars, Joe Mixon's big day, sports betting, and NFL teams having players catch the rona.Topics discussed: COVID in the NFL (1:51), Sports betting (5:56), Bengals talk (10:47), Ad reads (22:56), Roasting the Ravens (27:32), Predictions and Bullshit (50:16)

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down, gather their burns, and torch the Jacksonville Jaguars! They also discuss the Bengals 23-23 tie with the Philadelphia Eagles, their experiences working at weddings, the wild albeit weird life that Ron Jeremy lived, as well as Alex's favorite karaoke song. Plus, you can tune in to find out Alex's new DJ name!Thanks to our sponsors at BetOnline, Manscaped, and Armchair All Americans for making it all possible!

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and torch the Dirty Birds of Philadelphia in preparation for the Bengals Week 3 bout against the Eagles, and discuss their thoughts on the tough 35-30 loss to the Browns. They also discuss their least favorite human beings in the music industry, their favorite local Cincinnati comedians, and their experiences in strip clubs.

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Phil Pointer sit down and roast the Cleveland Browns while leaving dookies on their chests! They also discuss the Bengals close Week 1 loss to the Chargers, Joe Burrow's debut, returning to stand-up comedy, living and growing up in Alabama, and settle the debate about whether girls or guys fight harder while in bars.

It's the beginning of #BurrowSzn! This week, in the 2020 regular season debut, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert talk about their expectations for the Bengals in the 2020 season, break down the entire 53 man roster, and discuss Mixon's new contract extension. They also discuss Alex singing the national anthem at a baseball game, their admiration for The Belle & The Bear, and their disdain for hardcore conspiracy theorists.Shoutout to sponsors BetOnline and Manscaped, and their podcast dads Armchair All Americans for making it all possible!!

This month, August's edition of F*** You, We Like the Bengals will be split up into two episodes! In the first episode, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and discuss the Joe Burrow signing, and the overall impact that the lack of training camp and preseason could have on the Bengals #1 overall pick and the NFL season overall. They also discuss Alex getting arrested during a protest, the return of live stand-up comedy, UFC fighting, and their comedy friend Brent, who has gone viral with his satirical videos.

This month, Lloyd Johnson returns to talk with Alex Schubert and guest Rhame Brown about the Bengals future and NFL players getting massive contracts. They also discuss the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, Alex's embarrassing stories of trying to date in high school, and Lloyd's daughter's incredible quick wit. In addition, Lloyd tells a story of the hardest he's ever laughed.Thanks to our sponsors Armchair Media, BetOnline, and Manscaped for making it all possible!

This month, Alex Schubert and guest host Danny Samet (Neighborhood Play, The New Nasty Boys) break out their masks and discuss their high hopes regarding Joe Burrow being the future of the Bengals organization. They also discuss their thoughts on the NFL in general, the Black Lives Matter movement, COVID-19, and the concept of an athlete having a galaxy brain.

This month, in a very personal episode, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert give their thoughts on the Bengals transactions, the recently held NFL Draft and roast all 32 first round draft picks from the 2020 NFL Draft! They also discuss the copious amounts of alcohol they've been consuming, their least favorite states in America, and Lloyd and Alex's experiences with being on the autism spectrum.

This month, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and discuss the Bengals' offseason free agency acquisitions as well as their hopes and anticipations for the 2020 NFL Draft. They also discuss what they've done during the quarantine, having long hair, and what they miss most about the outside world. Lloyd also discusses his giant, inappropriate desire for a Bloomin' Onion.

This month, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest (and former University of Cincinnati defensive tackle) Thomas Claggett discuss the headlines of the offseason and the market of free agents and NFL Draft prospects that could potentially wear stripes in 2020. They also discuss the inevitable topic of the coronavirus, their favorite stand up comedians, and how Indianapolis is a tough city for drivers.

This month, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert continue to talk potential Bengals offseason moves, and roll along the Chase vs. Joe debate. They also talk badass kids, sign language interpreting, and even briefly review the Super Bowl.

It's the offseason, and your favorite Bengal pals will be with you every step of the way. This month, in the debut offseason episode, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and talk about the Bengals win in the season finale at home against the Brownies, and the likely scenario of Joe Burrow being a Cincinnati Bengal in 2020. In addition, they also discuss podcasting, political correctness in comedy, and the time Alex didn't know he was being hit on.

This week, in the regular season finale: Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest (and longtime listener) Joel Enneking get together and roast the underachieving team of the year: the Cleveland Browns! They also discuss the comeback that almost was, Lloyd's life as a father, and their lives of enjoying standup comedy.As an added bonus, Lloyd's daughter Lily sits in and roasts the players and hosts, talks about her life growing up with Lloyd, and reads our advertisements.

This week, we're LIVE from 3 Points Brewery in OTR! Lloyd Johnson, Billy DeVore, and Alex Schubert bring you the heat as they torch the Dolphins. They also discuss the Bengals getting lit up by the Patriots, Lloyd making a cake that got traction on the internet, and Alex's lack of common sense.

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down, talk Bengals football, and roast the dirty, cheatin' New England Patriots! They also discuss Lloyd working at the zoo, Alex working as a substitute teacher, and the untimely death of Juice WRLD.

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert welcome guest comic (and all around sweet human being) Zach Wycuff in to roast the Cleveland Browns! They also discuss Zach's life as a zoo employee, Alex's venture to Atlanta, and (get this) the Bengals finally winning a game in 2019!

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Ricky Mulvey take down the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. In addition, they discuss yet another QB switch, another tough and close Bengals loss, and the three guys' affinity for UFC fighting.

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and returning guest Billy DeVore sit down and torch the Oakland Raiders. In addition, they discuss the Bengals blowout loss to the Ravens, awkwardly greeting people that you think you know even though you don't, and pulling pranks on your friends.

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Jon Holmes take down the Baltimore Ravens! In addition, they discuss comedy life, another Bengals tough loss, and the transition from Andy Dalton to Ryan Finley.

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Wayne Memmott get together and roast the LA Rams! They also discuss the Bengals tough loss last Sunday, Wayne's job, and Alex's questionable career choices.

This week, V.A. Bennett and Alex Schubert get together and roast the incredibly unaccomplished Jacksonville Jaguars! They also discuss the Bengals tough loss to the Ravens, amusement parks, and the time Alex got banned from a comedy club (though he has since been allowed back).