Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of but luckily Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. This is Face Jam.
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The Face Jam podcast is an absolute gem in the world of comedy and food podcasts. From the moment I first stumbled upon it, I was hooked and it quickly became my go-to podcast for entertainment during my gym sessions. The hosts, Michael, Eric, Jordan, and their mysterious sound engineer Nick, have incredible chemistry and their banter is absolutely hilarious. Whether they're discussing fast food or shooting the breeze about random topics, their comedic timing and witty remarks never fail to keep me laughing.
One of the best aspects of The Face Jam podcast is the unique concept of reviewing limited-time fast food meals. It's refreshing to hear honest and humorous takes on these often outrageous food items. The hosts spare no detail when describing their dining experiences, from the taste and texture of the food to the ambiance of the restaurants themselves. Their reviews are thorough and fair, providing valuable insights for those interested in trying these limited-time offerings.
Additionally, the ad-based canon that has been created around The Face Jam podcast adds another layer of hilarity to each episode. Learning about Michael and Jordan being next-door neighbors or Eric embodying a raccoon in the trash adds a fun storytelling element that keeps listeners engaged. It's a testament to the creativity and humor of the hosts.
However, one downside to The Face Jam podcast is that sometimes the inclusion of new ads at the end of episodes can cause them to be cut short. While this can be disappointing for fans who are eagerly anticipating more content, it doesn't detract from the overall enjoyment of listening to this hilarious podcast.
In conclusion, The Face Jam podcast is an absolute delight that never fails to bring laughter and entertainment into my life. The chemistry between Michael, Eric, Jordan, and Nick is infectious, and their honest reviews combined with their ad-lore make for a truly unique listening experience. Whether you're a fan of fast food or just appreciate good comedy, this podcast is definitely worth your time. Don't miss out on this comedic gem that will leave you craving both laughter and fast food.

Our Heroes know that DQ is more than just ice cream, it's also chicken strips and sticky floors and no ice and not having the chicken strips. Wait what? Can we avoid disaster and maybe avoid this DQ FOREVER? Eric is pulling his hair out over this one, too bad he wasn't wearing a hat. Can I be in the photo too? Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a company account or what? Sorry Nick. Enjoy a cup of dog food. And don't forget about FOOD COURT this Friday at 7pm CT on our discord. Get access at https://Patreon.com/100percenteat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is NOT McDonald's and Our Heroes are not thrilled. They believe this is a bait and switch by Eric but Nick is on board so we're eating steak nuggets like hounds. Did you know about the new Popeye's logo? Would you get paid to eat dog food Loomer style? A lot explored here and McDonald's is ordered but you gotta see that on the Michael, Jordan Podcast. We've got a LIVE FOOD COURT this Friday at 7pm CT. Get discord access and be part of the chat! https://Patreon.com/100percenteat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one loser. Monster Munch sucks still, by the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Torchy's is an easy spot but Our Heroes are coming to terms with their limited offerings being a little... lackluster. This things got a lot of peanuts and mint?? Between this and Nick's cookie descriptions, its a real edge-of-your-seat episode. Free 4? Pasta Pete jumped on the trampoline before Graysie, by the way. NEW stuff coming soon! New FOOD COURT is LIVE on October 24 @ 7pm CT on discord. Get on the Patreon, get in the discord, and send your food crimes ASAP! Patreon.com/100percenteat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It must be seen and heard to be believed. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are Real Patriots and we're falling apart. It's the first five minutes of mayhem and its everywhere. Michael's lighting them up and we're burning it down. You can't say some of that on Youtube so we're bleeping it out. Oh man. We're so over sit down breakfast restaurants too. Can't wait for the Michael & Jordan hang out. Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We're not sure if we're even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he's hot now. Maybe. Shhh don't tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment that comes full circle. Wow. Not much to say about the food honestly. If you want to see them build a trampoline, it's on Patreon for all members, even free: https://www.patreon.com/posts/were-building-139667699?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_[…]copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkGrab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS? Watch Pysho Turkey here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flK748GogoA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes, riding high on the Year of Taco Bell, tackle the Decades Menu y2k edition even though some of these things aren't very y2k compliant. We also talk about the Switchforks that sold out, why we're wearing different clothes, who really owned the 00's, and if we could be CEOs (we can.) Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flatzz. This is gremlin food. Flatzz. It's like they ran over a pizza the long way. Flatzz. Someone let air out of the pizza. Flatzz. K-Pop Demon Hunter. Flatzz. Why did they make these? Flatzz. SWITCHFORKS COME OUT TONIGHT! 6pm CT we're streaming LIVE with Graysie on Youtube! Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a switchfork then https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It's no longer play time on the patio but it's play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes welcome Graysie back and she's ready to go Play Mode after eating some pretzels. We're not sure what we can even write in this description to sum up this episode. We like to burp? Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are getting hot dogs from Shake Shack to... what? What do you mean they don't have them? It ended yesterday? Well good morning USA, it looks like we've got a pivot. Our Heroes get the Carolina BBQ Burger with Fried Pickles and that's fine if you like the messiest thing you've ever eaten. Take a peek between the stalls and watch this one then speculate online about it. Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes gather the bugs for a viewing of The Crow (2024) and go Crow Mode. Soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered. Given a chance to save the love of his life, Eric must sacrifice himself and traverse the worlds of the living and the dead, seeking revenge. You ever see a guy get beat up for like 90 minutes straight before understanding the circumstances? Where can we get GOON jackets? Is Jordan the bald one? Caw CAW! If you want to be there for our next live event, head to Patreon.com/100percenteat and sign up for $5 because that's all it costs to get in and get the show ad free. What a steal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LEAVE A COMMENT on the most commented on episode of 100% Eat. Our Heroes are almost run down in their car and welcomed to dance inside the Whataburger. Ready for a lil cup of coffee? It's brewing, which is good because there's no soda. Don't go to the Manor one. Don't like it? Leave a comment. Wow. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Switchforks returns on September 16th! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going way back into the archive before Graysie, it's CAT! Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. Remember the Cat Coin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken duped?! Switchforks return in mere WEEKS so grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a long trek back to the 100% Office but Our Heroes have already eaten so the conversation goes everywhere. You seen this TikTok yet? You watch the ghost interview from the computer? You ready to learn about Alex Earl? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nifty. Woop Woop. This one is off the rails from go when Our Heroes don't get the time from Nick. You voted for this one and we're eating it. It's mushy & mushy facts. Michael thinks Alix Earle is more like Alex Earl and there's some miscommunication but it's fine because Nick is feeling the momentum and really going for it. Is this a case of branding getting people to buy this burger because we can't figure it out. Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes take her to Zaxby's for some of the NEW lemon pepper wings and Graysie wants to heist Amazon warehouses. Graysie is back, and since the company shut down, she is free. NAHWU heads represent. Did you get the quesadilla or did you throw out the format? The works don't want to be there and we don't want to eat this food so it's a match made in heaven. Who is grabassing? Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes return to the golden arch mecca to get the much lauded after Snack Wrap. These once affordable meal replacements are now burgeoning on the $4 mark so really what's the point? Maybe they're working on it, like Nick's phone. He's almost got those points. 114 year olds unite, this ones for YOU! AI is taking over. Yuck. Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graysie is driving because Eric can't, maybe physically and legally, so Our Heroes are trying to figure out next steps. Graysie has the horn in her car and she says that being particular is fun. Enjoy some cookies while Michael looks around for his keys in the car that they're not in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael's starting HOT and Nick is falling apart but no one is falling apart more than Eric who almost died? Graysie came and ate with Our Heroes but, due to injury, was not able to record this episode at a later date. Either way, this bottomless app/Mt Dew radler combo is like more bottom of the barrel than bottomless treat? You want Graysie? You should watch this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast that is so off the rails, it's unreal. Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are on the backroads trying to get back to their new office and we're breaking down the Refrescas. Are any of these cars moving or what? This route sucks. Don't worry, Nick has new evidence to present regarding the TV. CHECK OUT THIS NEW TV! We mostly just love the size, not the fidelity. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're TV/VCR combo guys now. Imagine if we made a 13" TV with 100% mold plastic around it. Oh we're reviewing food, sorry we got distracted. Taco Bell is like a year away from making hamburgers at this point but does their crispy chicken offering defeat the rest of their menu? Crispy chicken the long was it a big swing and we're chowing it down. Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOWAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael stops at Popeyes and is disappointed but Nick shows you how to drink soda without a straw. Why does he do this? Why did he do this? Why would anyone do this? It also storms really suddenly and we talk about our live show. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are doing a Streamily event this Sunday at 1pm CT. Watch it live on YouTube and check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat NOW!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes return to Wendy's and maybe it's not so bad? We didn't want this but maybe we give it a chance? Either way, we're in our new office and the set is looking good but is the Taki's Fuego Meal bringing the fire like a certain AH reunion? Shake up your meal with these fries that cannot belong to Wendy's. Also Michael hates Taki's.Grab a shirt before the Switchforks return because there's not a lot left https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes set out to eat before their live episode before WAY before their live episode. Is Michael's recommendation worth it even though he hasn't been to this one? Does this trip sort of shade how the live episode went? Does Nick feel good in this one? That'll make sense later. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes take it to Home Brew Austin for a LIVE episode of 100% Eat where they eat and review Not a Damn Chance Burger. This Austin spot is expanding but is it worth the price? Can you take a guess at how much 4 burgers and 2 fries cost here? It's really something. Enjoy Nick being the most placid you've ever seen him. Also enjoy Mikey's abs. Unhinged. The Switchfork & two new shirts come out TODAY at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/ go go go Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes give you a JUMBO ride along this week. In a last second pivot, they've stolen the cinnamon rolls and they are taking them to Graysie who could not make it to Cici's. Enjoy this reeeeaalllly long episode to put a bow on our last office. Say goodbye to F-114. Wait are we allowed to say that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other way. Is this place worth the nearly $60 it cost to get in? Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT SWITCHFORKS & 2 NEW SHIRTS on sale Tuesday July 1 at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/We have a LIVE SHOW this sunday at 3pm at Homebrew Austin https://homebrewaustin.com/We have a Streamily signing event Saturday July 12th at 1pm. Info to come Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes talk about Anacrime and the theft of Labubu. We also break down Burger King and how much it tastes like fake smoke. Gross. You're gross. Anyway, who should the Sauce Monkey fight in Death Battle? You can hear his big smile the whole time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes head back to Papa Johns, which is not owned by Papa John, to try this Cheddar Crust pizza. Is it worth your time? Is it worth our time? Why did they make this? Which one of us is still screaming about Cici's? You know who.Switchforks and TWO NEW SHIRTS on sale July 1 only at https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent.Also sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices