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Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of but luckily Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. This is Face Jam.

Rooster Teeth


    • Apr 30, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 387 EPISODES

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    The Face Jam podcast is an absolute gem in the world of comedy and food podcasts. From the moment I first stumbled upon it, I was hooked and it quickly became my go-to podcast for entertainment during my gym sessions. The hosts, Michael, Eric, Jordan, and their mysterious sound engineer Nick, have incredible chemistry and their banter is absolutely hilarious. Whether they're discussing fast food or shooting the breeze about random topics, their comedic timing and witty remarks never fail to keep me laughing.

    One of the best aspects of The Face Jam podcast is the unique concept of reviewing limited-time fast food meals. It's refreshing to hear honest and humorous takes on these often outrageous food items. The hosts spare no detail when describing their dining experiences, from the taste and texture of the food to the ambiance of the restaurants themselves. Their reviews are thorough and fair, providing valuable insights for those interested in trying these limited-time offerings.

    Additionally, the ad-based canon that has been created around The Face Jam podcast adds another layer of hilarity to each episode. Learning about Michael and Jordan being next-door neighbors or Eric embodying a raccoon in the trash adds a fun storytelling element that keeps listeners engaged. It's a testament to the creativity and humor of the hosts.

    However, one downside to The Face Jam podcast is that sometimes the inclusion of new ads at the end of episodes can cause them to be cut short. While this can be disappointing for fans who are eagerly anticipating more content, it doesn't detract from the overall enjoyment of listening to this hilarious podcast.

    In conclusion, The Face Jam podcast is an absolute delight that never fails to bring laughter and entertainment into my life. The chemistry between Michael, Eric, Jordan, and Nick is infectious, and their honest reviews combined with their ad-lore make for a truly unique listening experience. Whether you're a fan of fast food or just appreciate good comedy, this podcast is definitely worth your time. Don't miss out on this comedic gem that will leave you craving both laughter and fast food.



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    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2026 68:39


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    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2026 66:53


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    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 20:58


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    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2026 70:26


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2026 46:25


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 20:46


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2026 64:50


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 19:40


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2026 69:37


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2026 24:19


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    Eric's Food Failure %% Papa John's Pan Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2026 67:47


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2026 12:18


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    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2026 68:59


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    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 24:16


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    Freddy's Got Fingered? %% Freddy's Smash Burger Taco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2026 69:32


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    Nick Wants Dessert - Applebee's Ride Along

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 22:34


    Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Melting Inside the Applebee's %% Applebee's O M Cheeseburger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2026 65:10


    Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us.New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Tall Shirt - Hat Creek Ride Along

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2026 23:52


    Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Completing the Hat District %% Hat Creek Queso Fries & Tots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 66:19


    Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Show Minugs - Chipotle Ride Along

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 20:22


    Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNLIMITED QUESO?!? %% Chipotle High Protein Menu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 69:27


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    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2026 30:31


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    Ending 2025 on a WIN?! %% Hattie B's Nashville Hot Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 75:45


    Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She's going Super Playan. Normal Mo Guys activate. THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    We're Honking - A&W Ride Along

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2025 16:09


     It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    This Place is from Fallout %% A&W Bacon & Swiss Double Burger & Dill Ranch Curds

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 73:19


    Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This is WAY too close to eating at a Long John Silver and it might actually be cross contaminated. The hamburger family is so screwed, dude. Send us Monkey Burger fanart NOW. Does Air Buddy have trump dog syndrome? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/majority10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) in your 3rd box. Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on 1st box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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