Harpy Hour

You asked and we delivered! The Harpies finally share the trial episode, recorded in September 2019, which features the best audio quality and most composed/professional hosts you've ever heard. Hear all about "Malicious Munchkin Mayhem," "The Fastest Knife on the West End," and "Dumb Blondes Building Boats."

Grab your tissues... it's the Harpy Hour finale! The Harpies bid farewell to our loyal listeners with a few trips down podcasting memory lane, fan messages, and of course plenty of revealing banter. Ok bye! Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod

Steph presents "Breeding, Like... Rabbits?" It's a perfect medley of history, medicine, cats, and conspiracy in Steph's final topic - and final "regular" Harpy Hour episode. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents "Le Cigare Volant." Liz finally covers a topic more than two years in the making, inspired by a bottle of wine but featuring authentic UFOs and a quirky catholic history lesson. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "Cherry Cherry Boom Boom." Tracey goes classic with a twist for her final topic that has a little something for everyone. We're talking the perfect storm of the 1800s, theater, vegetables, and journalism. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "One Giant Lie For Mankind." We visit the classic conspiracy theory in which astronauts have gone wild, and Tracey shares her romantic Valentine's evening in the ER. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents "Universe 25." In this incredibly optimistic episode, the Harpies discuss what utopia might really look like, thanks to some beautiful mice. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "L'affaire du collier de diamants." A 1700s countess and con-woman inadvertently starts the French Revolution over a piece of jewelry. The Harpies also have an important podcast announcement. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "Cook and the Sandwiches." This very unromantic episode features kayaking whales, a health PSA, and the controversial saga of a seafaring scientisto. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents "It's Water O'Clock Somewhere." Water has so much variety and flavor that you can make a living tasting it, and we're just as skeptical about that as Anna Kendrick. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "Loose Lips Sink Ships All The Damn Time…Not This Time." One woman and a cat have the unluckiest track records with ocean liners, not unlike one Harpy's recent unlucky track record with cars. Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "This Is An Awful Show!" Exactly as the teaser implies, this episode focuses on the not-so-great showman P.T. Barnum and his controversial "curiosities". The coupon pronunciation debate also continues, this time accompanied by pecan. PROMO: Dungeon Digressions Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned.” From trading to counterfeiting, the Harpies discuss extreme couponing, coupon crimes, and even the pronunciation of coupon. PROMO: Capes on the Couch Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "Gettin' Rash with Petty Cash." The Harpies celebrate our centennial episode, go us! Meanwhile (in the 17th century), Isaac Newton forms a rivalry with a counterfeiting con man. PROMO: Break A Wish Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "Turtles All The Way Down." The Harpies are proud round-Earthers in this episode that has very little to do with turtles but a lot to do with the flat Earth theory. Tune in for the disputable evidence. PROMO: Boston Harbor Horror Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents "Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic." The Harpies discuss Barbie's controversial origins, her secretly gay boyfriend, and our own favorite childhood toys. PROMO: Apple for the Teacher Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "Remember Remember, Babies Born in December." Tracey makes an actor announcement and discusses fun facts about December babies. Liz is the grim reaper of money and Steph misses an opportunity to date MySpace Tom. PROMO: Kiss or Miss Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "It's Not Brain Surgery". A psychiatrist won't stay in his lane on his quest to cure patients of mental illness. Liz gaslights Steph and Tracey with berries, and the Harpies decline a beatboxing career. PROMO: Ain't It Scary with Sean and Carrie Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents "His Dudeness, Duder, El Duderino." It's the battle of the century! The century, of course, is the 1800s. The battle, less obviously, is a fashion challenge against two of New York's finest Dudes. Tracey and Liz also battle Steph in pop culture knowledge, and we all wish our cats could put paw to paper. PROMO: Don't Worry, B Movies Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "You Cut School On Ash Wednesday So Nobody Will Ask." Irish-on-Irish hate plays out in the mean streets of Philly during one of Catholocism's surprisingly many wars. What does it have to do with Tracey's parents?! Tune in to find out. PROMO: Deconstructive Criticism Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “Too Hot to Trot”. The Harpies finally answer the question as old as time: can a human outrun a horse? Other questions that did not need to be answered include: is Steph really a boomer? and when is it ok to punch a minor? PROMO: Good Is In The Details Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “Flying in the Face of Felonies.” Watch out for drug-smuggling air marshals this holiday travel season, keep the catnip away from Cheddar, and don't eat the suspicious berries. PROMO: The Movie Cellar Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "I Saw The Sign!" Tracey discusses what the stars allegedly say about our personalities, Steph uncovers some details on her boyfriend's choir youth, and Liz reveals an astrological secret. What's your sign? PROMO: Black Me Up Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “She Turned Me Into A Newt!” Steph gets witchy in Salem while Liz and Tracey discover they are accidental D&D nerds. PROMO: Quick Bites Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “The Haunting of Winchester House.” An 1800s widow builds the home of NOT her dreams, and has to share it with ghosts. PROMO: History Hag Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “Fatal French Flings.” Poison is the weapon of choice for 1600s Parisian woman looking to get rid of husbands or get into some money. Steph gets poisoned in the butt by a bee. PROMO: Eat Crime Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "Flying in the Face of Logic." How many conspiracy theories can you fit in (or under) one airport? Tune in to find out how robot birds and lizard people call the same place home. PROMO: Bring On The Weird Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “Leaving Las Vegas.” Two unlikely lovers are counting their cash thanks to sex magick. Tracey and Steph are just counting. PROMO: Ransack History Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents "In Which Adler Makes You Madd(l)er." A young Tracey reveals her feelings about an impending new sibling while Steph and Liz deal with murderous and thieving older sisters on this episode about birth order. PROMO: Ninth World Journal Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "Noooooo Queen!" A murderous child trafficker is finally taken down... for welfare fraud. Liz respects her hustle while Tracey hates on her speedy nuptials. PROMO: Journey Beyond the Skies Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “Beach Burglaries.” Learn about the exciting and dangerous world of Sand Mafias. Liz is disorganized for once, Tracey plans to build her own duck beach, and Steph takes home an adorable stowaway. PROMO: 5 and 30 with Ruk Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “Coffee Case Correction.” This is another rage episode about not so frivolous lawsuits involving way too hot coffee. Liz might be on McDonald's side for this one though. PROMO: Booze + Spirits Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “We're Making Time For It: You're So Vain, You Probably Think These Pants Were Made For You.” Get ready to rage! The Harpies talk about why pants shopping is THE WORST and why we should all just agree to wear mumus instead. PROMO: 10-96 Crime Chicks Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “The Nouveau Nobility.” Hear about the bwessed mawwiage of old British money and new American money in our favorite time period. And congrats to Liz on being a new mom! Cat mom, that is. PROMO: Transatlantic Crime Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “Creepy Couplets.” Learn about the unexpected history behind some of your favorite nursery rhymes and why Tracey sadly cannot eat cicadas. PROMO: Plum Forest Podcast Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “Dun-un.” Jump into the way back machine and learn about how a deadly series of shark attacks in New Jersey gave us Jaws, Left Shark, and unfortunately, Baby Shark. We're suing for libel on behalf of sea turtles. PROMO: Worse Than Fiction Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents "If You Love Bread So Much, Why Don't You F*ck It". In this abridged history of sex toys, the Harpies get down and dirty with baguettes and gourds, all for that great to be alive feeling. PROMO: Up Too Late Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “Roommates With Benefits.” The Harpies speculate on Abraham Lincoln's sexual orientation and Liz tries to break a man's platinum star record. PROMO: Perfect Stranglers Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “Operation Explosion of Sperm.” Learn how NOT to dispose of a whale carcass. Liz knows what happens if you let one sit too long and Tracey shares some journalism tips. PROMO: Crime Divers Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “Night at the (Isabella Stewart Gardner) Museum." Liz tells yet another Boston story, this time about an unsolved museum heist. Tracey is a creepy old married lady who collects "fragile things" and Steph ruins everything, including her flight home to Hawaii. PROMO: Kudzu Killers Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “You've Got The Moves Like Jaguar.” The Harpies discuss the history and controversy about zoos. They also touch on turtle sex and how to capture an adult human dressed like a bear running around a zoo. PROMO: Drunk Theory Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “Our Humps, Our Humps, Our Lovely Lady Lumps.” The Harpies rant about the horrible experience that every boob owner knows all too well: bra shopping. PROMO: Crime Time Nerds Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “Might As Well Jump, JUMP!” Learn tricks and techniques to make your frog jump the farthest so you can start your career as a professional frog jockey and win big. PROMO: Insanely Dangerous Retro Podshow Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “While You Were Off Getting High With The French.” Tracey educates Steph, the former film major, about one of the world's most well known film festivals. Liz updates us on proper pronunciation, while failing to pronounce pronunciation. PROMO: Crime and Crime Again Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “#NotAPilot.” Hear the (maybe?) true story of how a con man long-conned people into thinking he was a con man. PROMO: Microphones and Monsters Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “The Silent Pandemic.” This week, the Harpies get a little serious and delve into the very important topic of gender-based violence in the context of the COVID-19 pandemic. Trigger warnings: domestic violence, sexual assault, rape. PROMO: Leave The Lights On Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “And Peggy!” Hear lesser-known Hamilfacts about some badass women in history while Steph mourns the theft of her Aloha Salads gift card. Liz can solve the crime by following the money to see where it goes. PROMO: Ladies Fright Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents "A Little Diddy About Ron and Dorinda." During this Maven Hour, hear the classic love story of two American prisoners doing the best they can. In another love story, Steph receives a "compliment" from her boyfriend. Do you have that dough glow? PROMO: Crime and Compulsion Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Liz presents “Not a Marathon.” Eager to outdo Steph, Liz tells us about yet another absurd race in history, this time in vroom vroom cars. Christmas in July is just around the corner so don't forget to book your discount photos with Santa! PROMO: You Should Have Ghosted Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Tracey presents “Yet Still People Follow Like Lemmings.” Get ready to be enraged at the patriarchy because we're talking about the tumultuous “relationship” between Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings. Somebody get us Maury Povich because we've got some paternity tests to run. PROMO: Blood Is Thicker Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.

Steph presents “Once, Twice, Three Times a Prisoner.” Hear about the life and times of the master escape artist, El Chapo. Steph struggles to speak, Liz struggles with lyrics, and Tracey tries to become BFFs with a convicted murderer. PROMO: Espooky Tales Follow us on social media @harpyhourpod! facebook.com/harpyhourpod instagram.com/harpyhourpod twitter.com/harpyhourpod Become a sponsor at patreon.com/harpyhour! Donate to gain access to extra monthly content, on-air shoutouts, merch, and even select your own episode topic.