We are a couple of blokes, a pair of microphones, a camera and an internet connection...plus a crate of beer equals an uncensored conversation on everything. Plus various special guests from all walks of life, with their own input and their own stories.

More cars. More shit. More hysterical laugher.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

You sent us your worst cars and why they were so awful. And we laughed at them. Simply equation, great episode.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

You all thought he was gone forever? No sir, the fearless leader might have moved but he's back and he's more "Gilo" than ever.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

We did it. Was it expensive? Yes. Was it dumb? Yes. Are we a real business now? No.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

BACK ONCE AGAIN (seeing as we did so well last time) THE 2026 DEADPOOL. We hypothesise which famous people are gonna kick the bucket this year. Wild cards, rabbit holes and conspiracy theories little this week's show.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Nearly 4 years on. They're back. As we face off wives vs husbands for the annual New Year's Quiz. As hosted by the very biased Quizmaster Will

Owen, Jack and Rich are in the studio this week to do as we always do. Say horrendously mean things about your cars. If you DM complaining that we were mean about you or your car, it will be read out in a whiney voice in the next episode. Grow up. Pictures on Instagram and Discord to follow along.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

With the trusted help of Will and the regular guest formally known as Estate Mike, we revisit a favourite episode. It's MUG SHAWTYS.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:⚡

Have we reached peak degeneracy? Yes. We were tasked by Ben at FakeTruck to write a porno for him. So in true Doghouse fashion we sank a load of pints, consumed our bodyweight in nicotine and said some pretty out there shit. Enjoy and stay tuned.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Well. Mike's back. Snaker's back. We've all had a bit to drink before we got going and we've "hit the back wheels clean off her". That's all I'll say.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Yep. We tried to keep them apart but there's only so long we can do it for. Will and Mule are back to detail, abuse and agrovate. Aside from this we actually do a fairly good "Mens Gift Guide" that isn't shit. CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:⚡

Well, we were both really ill, miserable and the studio looked like the West Bank. So we thought it not right to subject any guests to such a unsafe work environment. Which is why we spent 2 hours going over our illustrious car history's. God we've owned some shite.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

It's been a while, so we thought we'd bring back a fan favourite for cussing, ranting and generally getting far too worked up over

Imagine the worst thing ever to happen. It happened.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Mental episode. Zero plan. Lots of funnys. Mucho over the line jokes.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Been nearly 2 years since we did one of these. And 2 years wasn't long enough. There's keyed cars, ripped dicks, slashed tyres, marrying brothers, shagging mothers, shitting the bed.... The list goes on and on. Buckle the fuck up. It's a bumpy ride.PS if you realise one of these stories is about you, don't out yourself by messaging us. That'd be a real dumb thing to do. CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Biggest event we've ever thrown. Huge Dead Badger show. Broken cars. Hoisin Crispy Owl. 9/11 jokes. It ain't much but it's the best we could muster after the week we've had. Enjoy.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:YOU LOT.BIG UP YOURSELVES

You wanna know how to do something? We're gonna tell you. Is it right? Probably not but we'll find the funnies along the way.⚠️ THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR EVENT TICKETS⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

PT2 IS HERE! Less cheese and crackers and more inappropriate accents and god awful co-workers. This time we're joined by Tik-Tok Mike and Spunkle. Mike haves a lot of very insightful takes. Spunkle is just being Spunkle and upsetting everyone.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

This is PT1 of your worst co-worker stories. Christ alive you guys work with some idiots.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Just read the title. What did we learn? Shan needs Ritalin.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

This is a full on, no bullshit, cards on the table Ask Me Anything. It's just us two. Enjoy.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

This week we're joined by Keith and new guest Adam (Keith's brother!). To argue about food. The good, the bad and the downright weird. Also we find out that Marlon isn't just a basic chicken nuggets and chips man, to the suprise of every living thing on this planet. ⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

It's PT2. And they only get worse.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Again, we asked and by God did you deliver with the most unhinged opinions we've ever heard. Estate Mike and Will join us for this wild ride. Everything from gherkins in mayonaise, smoking primates and little moustache man. ⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

This week's is a proper bar chat one. Reg gets called out about his comments over the collapse of MG Rover, Marlon tells us tales about his social faux pas in Benidorm and Mike hound us for the first time we get an insight in the absolutely unfiltered and horrendously thirsty world of the TikTok comment section.Oh and we talk about cars a lot.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Well this whole episode could be called "So Reg watched a documentary". Regardless, great show. Much learned. Much corporate mismanagement. Much fraud. Great times. Great people. ⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Marlon wanted to do an episode on "The Mandela Effect" and it didn't quite go to plan. Mule got very angry about canals, Spunkle disproves the entire theory, Marlon moans about being busy and Reg gets electrocuted by the very fence he's spent weeks perfecting.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

We asked. And by christ you delivered. You wrote in with your "Worst Boss" stories and we had no idea the can of worms we'd opened. With the help of our Dear Leader himself, Gilo, we read out the most horrendous stories of your bosses both current and previous.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

So there was a version of this with Marlon but the deck fucked up so now you get this one without him. Kirbz and Will are in to give you the FULL Glastonbury run down. ⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Being that 4 years and over 200 episodes have passed. We thought it best to sit down with Keith and rehash episode 2 for old times sake.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:⚒️

It's a back to basics episode this week. Just Marlon and Reg. Talking shit, telling tales and just having a general catch up and beer⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Yes. I'm aware it's late. The time difference always fucks with the scheduling. If you're reading this, I fixed it. I'm on holiday using WiFi from the 90s. Don't @ me. ⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

CONNOR AKA CRANE BRAIN JOINS US IN THE STUDIO THIS WEEK. So as you can imagine Reg is in his absolute element talking all things heavy lifting at extreme heights and Marlon also gets to nerd out with Connor about BBQ and smokers. Match made in heaven all round.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

NHS, National Debt, Immigration, War? No problem. We're coming up with terrible ideas as to how to fix it all.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

You wanted advice? You got it. That being said its probably not what you wanted to hear. It's home truths, hard pills to swallow and tough love. Don't like it? Get a goth mummy to kiss it better.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

This week Gilo and Will are in to help with Dictator Top Trumps. Also Reg buys a rocket launcher.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

So this is the last in the How To series, as we all got far too drunk and said some god awful things. Good while it lasted I suppose.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Well, you loved the last episode so much that we thought we'd continue our "How to" series with the help of Keith and Will with how to start (and end) a cult.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

This week H and Gilo join us to discuss the ABSOLUTELY HYPOTHETICAL plan for how to do a coup in France.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Mule and new guest Mike are in the shed this week for a FULL ON, UNHINGED, CARDS ON THE TABLE RANT about how engineers are the sworn enemies of mechanics. It's a niche one, I appreciate that but it's well worth a listen even if you've no idea what an M12 is. ⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

Kirbz and Will are back. Hold tight. It gets out of hand.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

This week we welcome Nick Goldsmith into the shed. We get to learn about the journey from 4 tour Afgan veteran to author, bushcraft expert, teacher, speaker and all round absolute top bloke. This is a fantastic one.⚠️ EVENT TICKETS RIGHT HERE ⚠️https://wegottickets.com/event/655866CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

WILL AND GILO ARE BACK ON THE SHOW. It's not all blue ticks and influencers. Don't believe the hype.CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

The bullying of Reg continues with the help of Fitter Mat and Mule. Other than that, we RATE YOUR BODGE! You can follow along with the pictures on Insta, FB or Discord

Equine legend Millie Stennett joins us this week. Aside from being the "ying" to Marlon's "yang" of abusing Reg, she tells us about falling of a horse at her own show, what it takes to compete internationally and what life's like beyond the TikToks. CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:

It's 2 hours of gun talk. End of description. CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS: