Madge and Mary | The Podcast

Someone told us once that nobody reads these descriptions and what we write will have very little effect on if people listen to the podcast or not. I bet Michael reads them. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening!SHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these linksNEST MUCH?The Home EditMadge's New Drawer Organizers GE Relax LED Comfortable Soft White Light Bulb 100 WattAt Home | The Home Decor SuperstoreBATHROOM CHAT ProD. N. A. Skincare by Paris HiltonBrazilian Bum Bum CreamBiggie Biggie Brazilian Bum Bum CreamBom Dian Bright CreamJUST FOR THE TASTE OF ITAlmond Joy Easter EggsCollins Bar Sugar with FoamerAngostura Orange BittersLISTENINGDrunk (And I Don't Wanna Go Home) | Miranda Lambert + Elle King The Way I Heard It with Mike RoweTHE LIANE MORIARTY SHOWApples Never Fall (September 14, 2021) Nine Perfect StrangersBig Little LiesThe Husband's SecretThree WishesHIP THREADSMichael Stars V-Neck Jumpsuit |

We should have just called this Madge's Grand Podcast Takeover. Jeez. Madge runs her mouth about how best selling author Elin Hilderbrand listened to her cover design plea, the best Girl Scout cookies, (spoiler alert, it's not Thin Mints), Paris Hilton's skincare and Madge makes ANOTHER playlist! She's watching some fun tv, new and old and has found GQ's recent cover model quite a surprise. No Marys were hurt in the making of this podcast. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening!SHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links.WATCHINGThe MoodysCougarTownLady Gaga Documentary30 RockREADINGElin Hilderbrand's New Release!BUYINGBarkBoxLISTENINGMadge's DuaBunny PlaylistThe Way I Heard It With Mike RoweStuff You Should KnowVirgin RiverMarvel's The Falcon and the Winter SoldierRANDO FUNBuy your Girl Scout Cookies here!

Madge and Mary are constantly trying to stay on the right side of history while getting rocked by the neighbor's filing cabinets. Yes, you read that all correctly.  Madge is up at 3 am contemplating the  rainbow order of EVERYTHING in her home while Mary is still sucked into the Marvel vortex and nobody's even mad. Of course this is just the tip of the iceberg per usual. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening!SHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links.WATCHINGAmerican Horror StoryGaga : Five Foot TwoMasked SingerComing 2 AmericaJohn Legend | She's Your Queen | Coming 2 AmericaThe Mighty Ducks: Game ChangersBig ShotREADINGGood HousekeepingElin HilderbrandBUYINGTraeger GrillsLululemon Knockoff Align Leggings Gap Outlet Car Seat Filler LISTENINGWhite Noise App on the App StoreEvery Single Album Taylor Swift PodcastRANDO FUNInsomnia CookiesWhat Do You Meme?Kimberly Geswein Fonts

Just when you think Madge + Mary have said it all, they come up with another episode of hijinks and mayhem. Eyewear, sleeping bags, Post Malone, new tattoo ideas and those ding dang bags we can't stop won't stop talking about!Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening!SHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links.LISTENINGTaylor Swift Grammy PerformanceMadge's Grammy PlaylistTS Every Single Album PodcastWATCHINGBetty White: First Lady of TelevisionSoleil Moon Frye | Kid90Punky BrewsterBillie Eilish: The World's A Little BlurryBeastie Boys Story13 Going on 30Masked Singer Season 5Sinatra: All or Nothing At AllZZ Top: That Little Ol' Band From TexasCobra KaiComing to AmericaPost Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive GardenThe Read Story of Paris Hilton | This Is Paris Official DocumentaryPURCHASESBlue Q Octopus BagProject RepatRumplLL Bean Sleeping Bag

There was a nice day in Madison, Wisconsin so naturally all the bikes were out and buttons were being pressed. What buttons you ask? Tune it and hear our plea!! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening!SHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links.THE STUFF + PLACES WE ARE BUYINGPoshmark32 Degrees Short Sleeve Tees for WomenOwalaFashion Angels Sticker BooksMary's Favorite DeodorantMadge's Favorite DeodorantRakutenTileSmile DirectSesame Street x BombasWATCHINGBetty White: First Lady of TelevisionWaitingThe Home EditC+C Music FactoryEATINGPremier Protein4-Ingredient Flourless Banana Nut PancakesPistachiosReece's EggsWiley Wallaby licoriceREADINGGood HousekeepingGH+

Yep. They did it. Madge and Mary called Paris Hilton and left a message on her answering machine OG style. In addition to chatting with wicked smart blonds, our heroines give you a closet update and the scoop on their two favorite iPod accessories. Weigh in on The Great Sticker Discrepancy of 2021 and hear about oral hygiene at its finest. There are some new kicks for summer, where to get the best customer service and what we are watching. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening!SHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links.SHOPPINGIKEA Ektorp Couch ($399)It looks as if the Uppland ($449) may be replacing the EktorpThey are almost identical and the Uppland has the boss color choices and a slightly higher price point.AirPods + AirPods ProFun AirPod CasesFive Crowns Card GameRakuten Sign Up LinkOral-B 3D White Action Power ToothbrushLISTENINGThis Is Paris • The Paris Hilton PodcastAmazon Basics Microfiber Sheets recommended by Good Housekeeping Project RepatDudley StephensREADINGBadass Habits by Jen SinceroGreenlights by Matthew McConaughey Audiobooks.comWATCHINGKobra KaiYellowstoneFriends Season 5 Episode 4EATINGMary's Favorite Turkey Chili Recipe

Madge and Mary may sound a little weird this week but it's only because we are self-taught amateur audio editors.

Madge and Mary are always up to talking about sugar or stickers or books or television and this episode is no different. New books, fun new book friends, shows we give it up for and stickers. Always stickers. There are a few fun surprises in this episode so keep listening. Art used without permission by Lisa Frank. Ms. Frank played a major part in Madge's artistic style and is the original Sugar Sticker Overload Queen. We bow to thee. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening!SHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more. This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links.Original SEQUENCE GameCrumbl CookiesFire TV Stick Lite with Alexa Voice Remote LiteYellowstoneThe Real Story of Paris Hilton : This Is Paris Official DocumentaryWandaVision on Disney+Madge's Awesome Stripey SocksPipsticks Monthly Sticker ClubFuckin’ A Sticky NotesLisa Frank : Queen of All Things Amazing

It's birthday week for Madge and Mary! If you forgot, they met because they have the same birthday and the rest is history. They celebrated the only way they deemed appropriate and you get all the details. Madge gets a little boomer about streaming platforms ((WHY CAN'T THEY ALL BE ON ONE!!)) and Mary is wrapped up in the MARVELous world of WandaVision. We revisit our Badass journey and of course there's a bunch of rando stuff too, per usual. Listen. You won't regret it. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Tell your friends about us! Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! Thank you for listening! https://www.instagram.com/madgeandmary/https://www.facebook.com/madgeandmarySHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.Lush Flyway Hair Shampoo Bar • LushOld Navy Mens Tapered Jogger Pants for MenSuperFresh ClothingAmerican Giant ClothingMiller and Sons SupermarketBabyland General (Seriously watch this. It's some goofy shit) BlueQ PouchesMadge's New LampsCosmic Crisp ApplesBOMBSHELL: The Hedy Lamarr StoryYellowstoneThe Real Story of Paris Hilton | This Is Paris Official DocumentaryChick FightVolcom Hoodies ((Mary's style is no longer available))Neutrogena Soothing Clear Gel Face Moisturizer Groundhog DayThe Little ThingsBadass Habits by Jen Sincero

Madge and Mary are heavy consumers in this episode. From new pencil bags to Pelotons and our favorite Old Navy turtleneck/hoodie won't quit! Badass Habits are moving forward, and never underestimate what these ladies will do for a sticker! The Care Bear Stare comes out and shenanigans ensue. As usual. Thank you for listening!Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes!https://www.instagram.com/madgeandmary/https://www.facebook.com/madgeandmarySHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.Frixion Erasable Pens by PilotBlueQ Zipper PouchesKeith Haring Dr. MartensLorimer Fanny by State in NavyPelotonOpal House at Target Starface Hydrostars Starter Pack at TargetFirefly Lane by Kristen HannahBays English MuffinsSeanik Solid Shampoo by LushElin Hilderbrand BooksKwik Rewards from Kwik TripBadass Habits by Jen SinceroDog Pooping Calendar

Madge and Mary are at it again with the Badass Habits! Madge will do almost anything if it means she can fill her sticker chart. Mary chats about her R & R over the weekend and binging Bridgerton - no worries - no spoilers here! The closet organization dream may have started a revolution and Madge is addressing the pandemic inside the pandemic at her house. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes!https://www.instagram.com/madgeandmary/https://www.facebook.com/madgeandmarySHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.Ello Insulated CupsYogi TeaHotel Leisure Rose Gold Essential Oil DiffuserHershey's KissesDeep Dark Quinoa Crunch 60% CocoaPaperlike Screen Protector Even the Rich Podcast from WonderyThe Simple Life • Amazon PrimeMr. Mayor • NBCBrach's Jube Jel Cherry HeartsTaylor Swift Fabric • SpoonflowerSteven Tyler PJs Clip • Son in LawBadass Habits by Jen Sincero

Madge and Mary had a pre-recording date and had a quick Kwik Trip trip (say that ten times fast!) and share their finds and gush (yes, gush) over the local convenience store. There are new pens that had to go through customs, books that are tickling us pink, music you wouldn't expect and we can't stop listening to. And video unboxings are all the rage but have you had someone try on a bathing suit during a podcast? We may be on to the next big thing here! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Want to be super extra? Leave us a tantalizing review on iTunes! https://www.instagram.com/madgeandmary/https://www.facebook.com/madgeandmarySHOW NOTES FOR KEKEPlease let us know if we have missed any!Check our Facebook and Instagram accounts for more.2CellosVitamin String QuartetHalf Price BooksJanet Evanovich // Stephanie Plum SeriesBadass Habits by Jen SinceroKwik TripWiley Wallaby LicoriceCaboodlesKawaii Pen ShopPilot Frixion 3 Color Erasable PenPilot Frixion Slim Gel PenXhilaration Juniors' One Shoulder Bikini Top // Red (but it's really orange)Xhilaration Juniors' Cheeky Bottoms // Red (but it's really orange)

Come for the scoop on what we are wearing, watching and a little dive into donuts but stay for your first look at our passion for Kwik Trip. It's actually quite intense. We also get started with Jen Sincero's new book, Badass Habit. Spoiler alert! We will have continuous coverage on this topic for the foreseeable future.

Madge and Mary are back after a holiday hiatus and give away all the secrets behind the holiday photo shoots, the holiday movies getting us through and the lights . . . oh the lights. The gals are watching a lot of good stuff and have some great reads on the bedside tables. See the calm before the storm in action.

Madge and Mary are big fans of the number games, they have mentioned it repeatedly in the podcast and today they unpack enneagrams. What are they? Where do you find the info? What number am I? How do I unlearn this OMG it's everywhere!! ((Spoiler alert. You don't. Sorry not sorry)). We chat Chelsea Handler, Taylor Swift, enneagram art and a lot of other fun stuff we found behind the numbers. Listen. Share. Follow. Download. All that good stuff.

This was recorded pre-Thanksgiving and pre-Taylor Swift folklore movie release so obviously a LOT has gone down. What do the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, Beastie Boys, device shut down, a Marine base in California and a full out confession have in common? We touch on them all. Join us. Listen. Share. Subscribe. Follow @madgeandmary at the Instagram and on the Facebook.

This episode continues our music conversation with Madge's parents. We started with Episode 19 : Talking Music with Greg Sweeney, and this installment is his lovely wife and Madge's mom, Keke! While covering the same time period, we get a very different look at the music scene Keke was on. Get ready for more amazing musician stories and great conversation.

There's a lot of firsts in this episode! We have our first guests and our first two part episode. We have talked about music many times on Madge & Mary and Madge's parents wanted in. Bottom line. In this episode Madge's dad, Greg, weaves us through ten songs he loves complete with histories, crazy stories and multiple living situations. Can you count how many places Greg said he lived? If you like music, this episode is for you.

There is a foot massage story you HAVE to hear. You just have to. We are brutally honest about our first week in ww and it isn't all baked beans and potato salad but some of it is. We're bringing the laughs, the real DL on 90's hip hop and the cherry dump cake. xoxo

We have discussed WW in many of our episodes, but now we are back on the program! Listen to the honest lessons we have learned in our 18+ years together in the program and how our methods have evolved as much as the program itself. We will discuss how we lost a combined 120+ lbs and why we are back at it again. This is not your average weight loss podcast, fam. There are a lot more swears in this one. ;) ps. At the time of release, we are not being paid by ww to say any of this!

AUDIO UPDATED 10/6! Due to some audio newbie silly business, we have updated the audio from the original upload. Now you get two BONUS minutes about chewing gum and anxiety. You're welcome. ;) We aren't done talking about the chicken salad and nobody is even mad. Madge and Mary went on a lovely date, moustaches are discussed as well as the Cooler of Doom and Scholastic Book orders. So, yeah . . . we solve all the world's problems. Listen. Subscribe. Share.

Join us for our weekly recap! Mary has been out having high flying adventures. Madge is trying to convince Mary to watch The Masked Singer this season. Listen in as we discuss how boots led to a 19 year marriage and more about boots than you wanted. The obsession is real. Keep listening for the highlighters that aren’t a bright spot and the disappointment that ensues and then of course . . . our usual ending.

We are listening to lots of stuff. We still have folklore in our heads. And other stuff too. Podcasts. Learning Mary the InstaPot. Financial goals. New clothes. Winter uniforms. Phone case obsession. It was a good week.

Are you ready for it?! This is the Taylor Swift folklore podcast you've been waiting for and OF COURSE it's episode 13. Madge is die-hard obsessed and Mary is a new fan feeling appropriately excited about the surprise album. Listen to their chat about everything from betty being the perfect name for a dog to the cow mooing that just HAS to be Taylor speaking DIRECTLY to Mary. See the album through the eyes of a couple of 40-something Swifties and have a few laughs while they spin about the lyrical genius that is Taylor Swift's folklore. (Madge got chills just saying that) ps. We had a marvelous time. ;)

After a month hiatus, Madge and Mary come back deep in the throes of allergy season to catch you up on their shenanigans. They gab about Mary's Mask Collection, Madge's new favorite brand of sunglasses (this one could surprise you), the weird social acceptances of coffee and of course, plenty of laughs and swears.

Two different Taylors are discussed on this week's episode as well as a lengthy watch list and an intro conversation about our obsession with numbers and fortune cookies. If nothing else, tune in for a spectacularly silly and effective way to wash things with something you probably have in your kitchen. It's NOT baking soda, promise. Come for the honesty, stay for the laughs.

So many things to cover this week! We love new bracelets, we chat about the new mistress at Madge's house, getting some sanitizing help, Mary's new movie plan and Madge brought a prop that sparks LOTS of conversation. Note : We are aware of the sound issues in this episode. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Follow us on instagram @themadgeandmary

Find out our heroines' favorite fast food drive thru, hear their adventures in bra shopping and why Mary almost cried at the mall. Madge's summer read makes a cameo as well as adventures in foot odor and of course, we lament the Boujaru.

Madge and Mary got the shoutout of a lifetime! Listen to this cool story as well as what we are reading, listening to and the "controversial" skin care regimen. Is that really a thing?! We divulge Mary's dad's nickname and embark on our first PSA. Listen. Subscribe. Follow.

Madge and Mary put another great week in the books! They are remembering some pretty fantastic stuff, like stores of the 80's and smoking in airports. Madge has some book recommendations and Mary's ready to scare the pants off anyone who will let her! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram and let us know what you're up to!

Madge and Mary talk about their week! Remembering concerts, 25th high school reunions, financial solutions, why we love pockets and the stuff we are watching right now. Check out our ever-changing playlists on Spotify.Tag #madgeandmary in your social media and show us the good going on at your house!

Madge and Mary each chat about their ten (plus) all-time favorite songs Madge and Mary go behind the music with their ten-ish favorite songs. Hear the stories behind it all as they jump around the decades and genres. Catch Madge + Mary's Ultimate Playlist on Spotify to hear the music in this episode. Also subscribe to Mary's Jams, her current listens, updated weekly.Other LinksKristen Bell Sloth VideoNeutrogena Rainbath

Ever notice how when you ask someone how they are, they answer 'busy'? That's not a feeling! Let's stop glorifying busy and take time to make time. Madge + Mary have been working through this together for years, both have worked from home and outside in the real world. Between the two they have tips galore to not get bogged down with everyday bs. Here are a few products we use and mentioned in our podcast. Please note, some of the items below contain affiliate links and we may receive a commission for purchases made through these links.Good Busy PlannerBan.do PlannerPipsticks Planner LargePipsticks Planner SmallCozi

Madge and Mary talk about their favorite things. Buckle up, and get ready to find some new awesome stuff! Please note, some of the items below contain affiliate links and we may receive a commission for purchases made through these links. AerieOversized Sweatshirt Dudley Stephens Cobble Hill Turtleneck Prospect PulloverSomaAssorted Bras SorelJoan of Arctic™ Boot Joan of Arctic™ Wedge II Zip Boot Lexie Wedge BootDr Martens1460 Chunky Glitter BootsAthletaHeadlands Hybrid Moto Tight Old NavyThermal-Knit Long SleeveMid-Rise Pixie Ankle PantsDuluth TradingNo-Yank Long Sleeve Scoopneck No-Yank TankPeepersHeadlinerCenter StageShine OnGapPure Body Modal JoggersLushSleepy Face Naked Cleansing BalmBanana Skin Naked Facial OilArgan Naked Facial OilSeanik Shampoo BarAmerican Cream Pressed ConditionerEssence Cosmetics Lash Princess False Lash Effect Mascara WaterproofMaybellineSuperStay 24® 2-Step Liquid Lipstick Color Madge wears Keep Up the Flame #25L'OrealInfallible Full Wear ConcealerBurt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm Madge wears Red DahliaElfFlawless Eyeshadow Mary wears Golden Goddess. Because she is one.

Madge and Mary talk (gush?!) about the book that changed their lives, You Are a Badass by Jen Sincero. Listen to how reading and taking this book to heart benefited everything from weight loss journeys to financial struggles and of course, parenting teen girls. If you haven't been touched by this book, you will be after listening to Madge and Mary share their personal experiences and their unending gratitude for Ms. Sincero!

Welcome to Madge and Mary's maiden voyage into podcasting. They have 29 years of friendship and funny stuff to talk about. This episode gives you the lay of the land and what to expect from these two 40-something moms excited about using the next chapter of their lives to spread joy.