Mom Warrior Show

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... Home is where the wi-fi connects automatically

  Grab your free magazine and get all sorts of other good stuff to defeat Stress & Tiredness by going to:   https://momwarriormagazine.com Let me leave you with a poem about why you are the best and I love you so… It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who I am to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There’s nothing enlightening about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. (but more in you, Mom Warrior)

First Let’s See That Shining Smile!... It must be difficult to post inspirational quotes when your blood type is B Negative 

First Let’s See That Shining Smile!... What do you call a belt with a watch on it? --A waist of time

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... isn't it kinda scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... i changed my password to 'incorrect'. So whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... Q: What goes up and down but never moves?  A: The stairs!

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... Daniel, do you think I'm a bad father? -My name is Paul 

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “What's the best part about living in Switzerland? -Not sure but their flag is a big plus“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... If 'Game of Thrones' buys Twitter we'll only have 139 characters because one always dies. 

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... Did you watch the pole vaulting championships last week? It was really good! Each year they keep setting the bar higher and higher

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “I used to be in a band. I played the triangle and I was quite good. But then one day I had to quit. It was just one ting after another“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... I put Jesus as my background pic and now my phone never dies. Yup, he's my screen-savior

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... isn't it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ... until they are flashing behind you

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... God said to John, "come forth and I will give you eternal life."  -but John overslept, and he came in fifth, so all he got was a toaster. 

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “he bought a donkey because he figured he would get a kick out of it“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “I considered becoming a priest... but I didn't have an altar ego“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “Acupuncture is a jab well done“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “I used to work at a towel factory, but then it folded under“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “Where do you find giant snails? -- At the end of giant's fingertips, of course“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “Aqua Diem: Seas the Day“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking too“

Want less stress and more energy? Grab your free magazine and get all sorts of other good stuff to defeat Stress & Tiredness by going to:   https://momwarriormagazine.com Hey Mom, are the kids not listening stressing you out? Is it possible to have 50-80% more love, listening and affection once you’ve discovered your #1 Listening Killer…. And fixed it?

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... You know how your Coach is going bald?... I would get a wig but then I would have toupee a lot for it.

  Want less stress and more energy? Grab your free magazine and get all sorts of other good stuff to defeat Stress & Tiredness by going to:   https://momwarriormagazine.com Hey Mom, are the kids not listening stressing you out? Is it possible to have 50-80% more love, listening and affection once you’ve discovered your #1 Listening Killer…. And fixed it?

Want less stress and more energy? Grab your free magazine and get all sorts of other good stuff to defeat Stress & Tiredness by going to:   https://momwarriormagazine.com Hey Mom, are the kids not listening stressing you out? Is it possible to have 50-80% more love, listening and affection once you’ve discovered your #1 Listening Killer…. And fixed it?

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “That dictator sure loved him some fashion and was very critical of what everyone was wearing. Wow, what a tie rant.“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “a local artist was found dead in his apartment... details are sketchy“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “Sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “If i owned a gas station I would make sure to put it at an intersection so that I could corner the market“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “midwives really help people out“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “If these jokes were deli meat... this one would be the wurst“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “this pun about a television controller wasn't even remotely funny“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “what kind of mechanic leaves you bored? -The Meh-chanic. 

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “a man dressed only in shrink wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office and the doctor says: "well, i can clearly see you're nuts“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “maybe it's Maybelline, but what if it isn't? People shouldn't make-up stories like that.“

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First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... How does Moses make his coffee? -Hebrews it

  Here's if you struggle with that emotional eating... especially if it's STRESS eating!  Here's week 1 of Alison's journey as she goes through one of my programs to ultimately defeat it!... ...as well as it leads to a nice surprise at the end! ;)  --- Grab your free magazine and get all sorts of other good stuff to defeat Stress & Tiredness by going to:   https://momwarriormagazine.com Hey Mom, are the kids not listening stressing you out? Is it possible to have 50-80% more love, listening and affection once you’ve discovered your #1 Listening Killer…. And fixed it?

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “I was in a supersoaker battle the other day... ...my gun misfired, causing me to accidently miss“

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First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “What do you get when you cross a T-rex with some fireworks? --Dyno-MITE!“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “2 silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “old investors never die, they just rollover“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “a skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom“

First Let’s See That Beautiful Smile!... “Why don't scientists trust atoms? -- Because they make up everything“