Mortville

This week the Morticians discuss the show "Cops", propaganda, golf carts, and a bunch of other stuff. SHOUTENGINE IS SHUTTING DOWN but the show will still come out on Patreon for free, I am working on the RSS feed thing but also you should be able to subscribe to the podcast on Patreon for free. 

This week the Mortvillians convene to talk about Frank's new job, the Oxford, MI mass murdered and his parents, and Russia's possible invasion of Ukraine. Subscribe to Mortville! 

This week the Morticians get together to discuss a recent Thanksgiving gathering, criminal profiling algorithms, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! 

This week's episode is all about Astroworld, music festivals, Tears for Fears, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! 

In this episode, Frank and Michelle return to discuss "onion beef", billionaire bootlickers, space garbage, "meta" world peace, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! 

The Mort boys are back to discuss chili prison, Dirty Dave, Rwandan milk bars and more. Subscribe to Mortville! 

This week Matt and Frank are joined by returning guest Blake the cult leader to discuss experimental shows, roommates with kids and the time Blake almost burned down the house

On this week's episode (recorded a few weeks ago), the Morticians discuss the 20 year anniversay of 9/11, the labor shortage, and a bunch of other stuff. 

This week the gang discusses a new Eric Clapton banger and a bunch of other stuff. 

This week the gang is joined by old friend Workman to discuss clydesdales, Afghanistan, and. ton of other stuff. Sorry about the crappy robot audio! 

This week the Morticians are back together to discuss recent trips to Eastern Washington an California, and the recent trend of hippies "drinking from their own tap" if you know what I mean. Subscribe to the Patreon to get next week's segment! 

This week the Morticians get together to talk about "life continuity service" and the doomsday prep scammer behind this weird MLM scheme. Also featuring a guy with the last name "Thor", no shit. Subscribe to the Patreon for the bonus segment of 226!

In this week's episode, the gang discusses the recent 4th of July festivities, including being emasculated by sparklers and beer helmets. Subscibe to the Patreon for the other segment of the show! 

This week Ter and Michelle are joined by Lance, Pina, and Sour D THE MORTVILLE ALLSTARS in the middle of the bullshit ass heat dome "once every thousand years" uh huh nothing to see here. This episode is a bit shorter because no one's brain could tolerate being inside any longer, but subscribe to the Patreon for the full length second segment. 

This week the full Mortville crew discusses a recent neighborhood gun fight, michelle's altercation in Chinatown, and a discussion about the class dichotomy of Mortville. Subscribe to the Patreon for the second half!

This week the gang gets back together in the normal studio to discuss billionaire freeloaders and Grimes' recent "proposition for the communists". Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon for bonus episodes!

This week's episode from the annual Mortville Retreat for Matt's birthday features our old friend Will. Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon! 

This week the Mortville original trio gets together to discuss UFOs, aliens, Matt's carsickness fetish, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to the Mortville patreon for this week's bonus episode!

This week the boys are joined by returning guest Wizdumb for an update about the new CDC stuff, the possible end of covid and then Wiz shares a totally bonkers tale about being trapped on a bizarre internet TV show. Subscribe to the Mortville patreon for the second half! 

This week Frank and Michelle are both in the house to discuss an almost normal night out, some Youtube billionaire, ghost restaurants, and the ESSENTIAL NEWS about "shower habits". Subscribe to the Mortville patreon for the second half!

This week the Mort boys are joined by Michelle, and first time guest Chris M to discuss art and advertising, Buddhism, and bars as semi-liminal capitalist nether regions. Subscribe to the Patreon for the second half! 

This week the Mortvillians are joined by AJ to discuss stickers, Nazi Bronies, and finally the thrilling rescue of a child. Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon for a bonus episode every week!

This week the boys get together to discuss Idaho's plan to absorb most of Oregon, and the new spy agency report detailing the upcoming global collapse! Subscribe to the Mortville 

This week the Morticians are joined by old friend Cyber Jason to discuss vaccines, ideological inconsistency in the modern era, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon for a bonus episode every week! 

This week the Morticians get together to discuss the modern masterpiece "Freddie Got Fingered", the back-to-the-land movement, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon! 

This week Michelle returns to join the Mortvillians in discussing jail vs prison, Matt's time in the slammer, CO dad, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe the Mortville Patreon to support the show and get a bonus episode every week!

This week the Mortvillians are joined by old friend Daniel to discuss Colorado, moving to NY, felt pants and the bad poets who wear them, Don King and a variety of other stuff. Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon for the second half!

This week the Morticians are joined by returning guest Wizdumb to discuss various crypto stuff, the future of money, digital art and NFTs, stonks, and how to mine bitcoin with your cat. Subscribe to the Mortville patreon! 

This week the Morticians are joined by returning guest (and Hall of Famer) CHRIS PINA to discuss the bizarre behavior of internet buyers and sellers, how to raise children the Mortville Way, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon for the second half of the show!

This week the Morticians are joined by hall of fame guest Luke to discuss podcast voice, the Cecil hotel, what's left to bomb and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! 

This week the Mort gang are joined by returning guest Jimmy Two Times to discuss a quick covid update, the unprecedented weather event in Texas, whether you need a government, California, working from home and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! 

This week the Mortvillians get together as a massive blizzard covers the pacific northwest to discuss snowstorms, aggressively bad neighbors, matt's extremely perverted dentist, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! 

This week the gang is Joined by returning champ Sour D to discuss new age company towns, a wikipedia page for everyone, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! 

This week the Morticians finally reconvene after the January break to discuss the recent bizarro reddit GameStonk wall street saga. APES STRONK 2GETHER. Subscribe to Mortville! 

Although we're technically on a break for January, we had to come out of hibernation for a brief episode about the recent fascist insurrection and attempted Trumpist coup in Washington. Enjoy!

This week the Mortvillians get together to talk about the Great Pornhub Purge, democracy on the internet, mob rule, weaponized shitty ideas, and a whole bunch more. Check out the Mortville Patreon for bonus episodes!

This week the Mortvillians get together before the holidays to discuss some Christmas stuff, and then in the second half a discussion about a special man who sends presents to your house...that's right, the Unabomber! Check out the Patreon for the second half of the Unabomber topic. Merry Xmas! 

This week the Morticians get together for EPISODE 200, where Ter shame Matt about his frivolous covid spreading, and the gang discusses Alaska, shopping malls, the future of movie theaters, and a bunch of other stuff. Check out the Patreon and the Mortville IG. Thanks everybody! 

This week the Mortvillians convene to discuss California and their various experiences there over the years, and the mysterious types of weird ass people found in the depths of reddit. Subscribe to Mortville, and check out our Patreon and Instagram!

This week the Morticians celebrate a distant Thankgiving and discuss melancholy, aging, Thanksgiving, Matt's recent covid scare, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville, and check out our Patreon and @mortville_podcast on Instagram.

This week the Morticians discuss social collapse, Romans, complexity, computer beef vs cow beef, various food things, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Check out the Mortville Patreon for bonus episode and follow us @mortville_podcast.

This week the Mortvillians gather in the Mort Haus to discuss the outcome of the nutty ass election and what the future holds, and a bunch of stuff about the wacky state of Florida. Subscribe to Mortville, and check out our Patreon and Instagram!

This week the Morticians get together to dicuss the Mad Gasser, a bizarre Japanese poisoning plot, poison apples, the strange death of Edgar Allen Poe, vampire panic, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville! Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes!

This week the Mortvillians discuss a bunch of stuff about TEJAS, and then parenting stuff. Like why don't people slap their kids around a bit, yknow? Check out the Mortville Patreon and Instagram! 

This week the Morticians gather to discuss gravediggers, the cemetery business, funerals, body snatchers, phone addiction, fake news, attention diffusion and a whole bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville, and find us on Instagram and Patreon.

This week the Mortvillians gather to discuss a pressing issue regarding blooming onions from our sister show Cool Dudes in Loose Moods, recycling, recent right wing meltdowns including the debacle in Forks and the clowns trying to capture the governor in Michigan, and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to the Mortville Patreon for bonus episodes!

This week the Mort crew convenes to discuss the wild, gravy soaked history of Colonel Sanders, flim-flam men, grandparents of Instagram and a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville!

This week the Mortvillains convene to discuss Trump's recent Covid diagnosis, the debate debacle, Melania's heart-warming Christmas tale, and a bunch of other stuff about the upcoming nightmare election. 

This week Ter, Matt, Michelle, and Frank get together to visit Terence's Technophobia Corner for the first time in a while, including some contentious debate about robots, Buckminster Fuller, getting rid of your phone, and the new Amazon narc bitch home drone. In the second half the gang discusses the futuristic medical options available to the wealthy, along with a bunch of other stuff. Subscribe to Mortville!

This week Terence is back to discuss a long cross country trip, funeral, etc. Subscribe to Mortville.

This week Michelle and Matt our joined by returning guests Jumping Jillian and Cybernetic Jason to discuss the smokey apocalyptic landscape of the west coast, unwanted seeds and what do with them if you receive them in the mail. Subscribe to Mortville!