Never Heard It

Welcome back to the show. This week we brave tornadic, seismic and allergic events to bring you the program. We gotta start making heavier macaroni and cheese. Don’t ever crash a motorcycle. Shania Twain is hot. Why does Travis Tritt have the mosts badass logo of all time? What ever happened to rims? Nothin’ worse than a wet ‘stache. Little fishin’ tips, stuff like that. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

Welcome back. We start this week out with some good business tips. Then we talk about Gucci sweat bands, Kiss Me Thru the Phone, The Walking Dead, and other stuff. Y’all seen this Wandavision program? Alex gives tequila shot advice. We talk about The Twilight Zone, proctologists. It was a cookbook all along. Theory of a Deadman is here to rock. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

This week we have cheese receipts, the 400 pound plateau, corn (as always), produce stands, and a discussion of our own personal Hells. We listen to Jason Aldean and a-ha. We also go ghost huntin’ again. From the ash arose a phoenix. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

The show is called Never Heard It. Shout out Alex’s aunt Brenda. We learn the meaning of the term “bando.” How come vending machines don’t take checks? Speaking of finance, we learn all about Bitcoin. We have put a robot on Mars. What a deal. Hope it’s got 4-wheel drive. Then we listen to the one and only T-Pain. ENJOY.  Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT.

This week we have inclement weather, Facebook t-shirts, Larry the Cable Guy, at-home science experiments, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Jesus, Taylor Swift, the invention of Avocados, and plenty more. Then we listen to a great band called The Transit War. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

It’s a weird, haunted episode. We think a horse might have collapsed outside of the studio. Ninjuries. A Steak ’n’ Shake faux pas. Turbulent times. Who was the fattest President? They was eatin’ out there. Vladimir Puddin’. Do fish dream? Then we show you a band we like called Whisperwall. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

We have a common core cigarette lesson. You ever get bored and drive to Cleveland? We’re going to take up horseback riding, we think. It takes about six months to walk across America in case you were wondering. Later we listen to the new Taylor Swift album. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

Jonathan Taylor Thomas for President. We introduce you to our friend Randall Thompson. We were too late for Parler so that sucks. It’s a weird week so we show you what we’re listening to. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

Rock talk. Senior night. Cleveland Browns. Hulk Hogan. Home economics. Brains. Legislation. Pasta at the edge of the world. John Mayer. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

This week we have an update on Alex’s mustache. A discussion of flashers, and the legalities around sexual acts at Applebee’s. What did real Americans contribute during the Cold War? Remember when there was an attempted government overthrow at the Capitol? We talk about Richie Rich too. Then it’s back to John Mayer. We’re all waiting on the world to change. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

Welcome to 2021, folks. Should we start doing the show with a mouth full of sunflower seeds? The baseball players do it. Does the Library of Congress REALLY archive all the tweets? What are cookies? How many Only Fans accounts are there? Later on we talk with Kevin Fowler of rock and roll band For the City and listen to their new song Suddenly Sinking. Listen and enjoy. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

Merry Christmas, y’all. This week we have a Vin Diesel update. Also, Erik Von Detten (the guy from Brink!) updates. We learn all about commodities and stuff. Pudding.cool hates our Spotify libraries. We share a few stories from Casey’s General Store. Then we listen to some more John Mayer. ENJOY! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page! Black Magic Supplements: PROMO CODE: NEVER HEARD IT

This we talk about heaven and hell. We have corn dog hacks, braces talk, new nicknames for joints and some other stuff. Elmer the cow. We figure out the best way to catch bats (or giant butterflies). Then we jam some John Mayer songs. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we have scary aliens and McRib sightings. Where can you find the world’s biggest peanut? Where does Missouri fall in the nation’s regions? What beer pairs best with Napoleon Dynamite? We answer all of these questions and more and then listen to Young Dolph. ENJOY. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Welcome back to the show! We’re back after Thanksgiving and ready to jam. We discuss old people complaints and the areas the Internet left behind. We discover we used to be Turkish. A little video game/pie math. Giants are smashing beers. The world is mad. So to bring some peace we listen to Morgan Wallen. Enjoy! shout out @kyledunnigan1 Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Who calls it “The Rona?” We get to the bottom on fracking. We do our impressions of former presidents. We cover an unusual surrogate pregnancy case. What goes down at Catholic weddings? Then, later on we discuss A Day to Remember’s new EP, Brick Wall. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Welcome to Tom’s Massage. This week we have a million dollar business idea. We talk about the film Big Daddy, along with other movies where the kid is the protagonist. Later on we listen to a MYSTERY BAND. You’ll have to listen to find out who it is. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we have a lot of beer math. Everyone has been honeymooning. Alex writes a poem live on air. We make some references to the Gold Rush of 1849. Is Jet Li the real hero? Who knows? Then we listen to Maylene & the Sons of Disaster.  Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Happy Halloween, folks. It’s a Western edition of Never Heard it this week. Alex survived Florida and the elevator to outer space. #SaltLife. A little aphrodisiac talk. Astrology corner. Of course we talk about strip clubs again. We think Alex might have discovered Mars. Later on we’re back at you with something truly scary: Butt Rock Part 2. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Alex is a married man! We do a little recap of the wedding. We discuss competitive eaters. What makes Pitbull so popular? What is proper locker room attire? Finally, welcome back to junior high weight lifting class — we got some of the greatest butt rock songs of all time for you this week. Crack a Monster and enjoy our best episode. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we do some Jackass reminiscing, bootleg Netflix and more. Alex has a documentary pitch. Then we do some more Drake before taking a much needed Drake break. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Welcome back to the evening news. When did Metallica make it? Where is the Pentagon? Stealthy roofing. Evan’s big point. More Drake. Listen to it. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Surprise, we’re listening to Drake. Alex is a lot like Spud Webb in a lot of ways. We got Pizza Scratch the pool shark. Introducing Choam. Fighting beach nightlife. A little pasta talk. A regular old variety show for you this week. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

What a week. We cover substitute teachers. RIH to all of those we’ve lost. Beer is on the house in Hell. How does Alex handle soccer practice? How does Evan handle it if his house burns down? We also break down all of the HIPAA regulations. Please enjoy Drake part 5.  Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

If you like Drake, you’re in luck. If you like Dennis the Menace, you’re in luck. If you like Pop-Tarts and canned ravioli, you are in luck. Who here knows bananas? Remember MSN Messenger? We learn Alex’s “The Sims” strategy and Evan’s Starbucks order. Then we discuss our annual bowl of cereal and hot-dog-only barbecues. We’re also haunted by the ghost of chia seeds. ENJOY! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Welcome back to La Croix corner. Get out your LA Looks and gel your hair because we’ve got a good one this week. This episode has a Posi-Trac rear end on it. We’re hydrated as HELL and comin’ at ya. We have some prison recipes for you and a variety of ways to shotgun a beer. Donnie teaches us about serpentine belts. The Devil’s pants. Plus… CHONGE. All kinds of wild stuff for y’all. It is NOT slack. Then Drake part 3. Have some fun. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Somehow we did it — 100 episodes! We’ve got all kinds of stuff this week, including Applebee’s songs, ghetto lemonade, school lunch, Alex “The Kickball Kid” Goins, recess reminiscing, Bosco stick recipes and what is the appropriate time to see-saw? There’s a lot going on. Then we finally tackle the catalog of Drake songs. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

It’s Evan Holley and the regionally well-known Alex Goins. We really get to the bottom of a lot this week. Did Tom Hanks make love to that volleyball? Who is Young Jamie? We have drunk janitors, DIY tattoos, feeding booze to the homeless, swallowing dip spit and much more. Then it’s Luke Combs! Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we’re starting our new band: 99 Degrees. We also discuss some weird true crime cases. We write Febreze’s new Halloween commercial. Their new scent is animal piss and cigarettes. We got Wiz Khalifa this week. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Howdy, folks. This week we talk shit about Dave Matthews Band. We talk about Phish and fish. We have a heated Nirvana debate and then get into Brooks & Dunn. Y’all love country. Enjoy. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we have animal style roast beef, Alex’s birthday and his new cat, chainsaw-wielding monkeys, Leave it to Beaver, human pie, Kid Rock’s animal collection, fries mustard and much more. Then we listen to Diamond Rio. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week it’s talk about Busch integrity, XFL memories, delicioso Coke, beating the heat with chicken nuggets, clowns in the basement, jellyfishing and more. Then we listen to some songs by the great Trace Adkins. Get yourself a beer and enjoy this one. We’ll all learn something. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we get to the bottom of climate change. You’re welcome. Swimmer’s ear is a tough condition. Underwater aerobics talk. Could we ever make it in the wilderness? Later we discuss UFC 251 and listen to the What’s Poppin’ remix. Enjoy!. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we have some books, some sports, bored scorekeepers and more. Kawhi Leonard’s hands. Applebees: the global embarrassment. What’s the best toothpaste? Robots are patrolling Walmart. We get to the bottom of a lot of stuff. Plus RIP Charlie Daniels and we listen to a couple other bands. Enjoy if you get a chance. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Well we’re here to some extent. Being plagued by technical difficulties has been very real. But we’re here talking about crabs, swimming policy, youth baseball coaching, crayons and all kinds of stuff. Thanks for sticking with us. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we are joined by friends of the show Zach Smith and Curt Hardin. We talk about bullshit, of course and Zach’s band Isabella, who are gearing up to release a brand new EP. Forgive us for some weird technical difficulty at the beginning and please enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we catch up on some things. We cover our recent blackout episode along with Alex’s latest stand up show. We check in on some friends of the show. We discuss some of the breaking topics in sports including just exactly who is a “WEASEL.” We don’t like baby talk. A couple drinkin’ stories and a ton more. And we bring back the old PCP challenge. If you can, try to enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we have all kinds of stuff. Then we listen to Khalid. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we discuss the return of sports and some meteorology. Alex’s kids are aspiring rappers. People are running over other people with their cars. Is Rush Hour 2 the greatest film ever made? More Red Dead Redemption 2 talk (surprise). Then we cover some selections from the legend Alan Jackson.  Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week our card is declined at Burger King, we introduce the herpes pile and start a new heavy metal group. Also, Alex got a deep freeze, so that’s exciting. We discuss the finer points of the Walmart Smell and Evan has a bone to pick with Amazon. Then we listen to some songs by Charley Crockett. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we cover the new The Ghost Inside song and jam some Legend for good measure. Plus plenty of UFC talk and cigarette cologne. Stay tuned for a fight between Evan and Alex. Enjoy!

This week we’re reading children’s books and dealing with existential dread. A new threat has emerged: Shaq hornets. We’ve also named ourselves the official trash police. Y’all ever heard of honey cheese? We air out some Pizza Hut complaints. Then we check out some songs by Sturgill Simpson. They are good. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

We have over $400 to spend at this bar. We plan on getting to the bottom of Waco, as well as what’s REALLY going on with Kim Jong-Un. What should you do if you find yourself on My 600 Pound Life? Cults. Conspiracies. Everything. Then we listen to some songs we like. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Not a lot of bullshit this week. The Ghost Inside is back and we’re ready for it. Careful, this episode is 4-wheel drive and a stick shift. Later we fire up Alex’s spirit radar and hunt for ghosts of our own. Enjoy! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we have a mess of wild hogs, a NASCAR snafu, horseshoes, and we give out our social security numbers. Leonard the moonshiner drops by. Also, Florida honeymoons and plenty of talk about pythons. Try to enjoy. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

This week we’re doing our Mid 2000s “emo bands” March Madness breakdown. We came up with the correct answer. Plus, we have Missouri history with Alex, Joe Biden’s cognitive state, road trip games and more! Stay healthy, y’all! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Gas station condom machines, screaming at the gym, grocery store beer outlaws and more. We also have Papa Exotic’s funeral and wrestling figurines. It’s always Alex Jones. Finally, we share what we’ve been listening to lately, which includes The Dangerous Summer, Dragged Under and Dance Gavin Dance. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Captain’s log: quarantine week 2. This week we’re smoking blunts with gorillas. We’re also blessed by the glorious tones of Joe Exotic. Sadly, though, we’re also mourning the loss of Kenny Rogers. Horses that speak with the voice of Alex Jones. House demolition. Then we listen to Saosin. This episode has it all. Please enjoy. Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!

Quarantine/COVID-19 is in full effect. Alex is learning to play chess. Evan is losing his mind. We bring you a warning about the BIG FARM plus a breakdown of Love is Blind from Alex. Y’all ever seen a neon party gas station? This is a frustrating time so we show you some heavy metal songs that we hope will help you through. Stay safe! Check out our ONLINE STORE. And check out our Patreon page!