No Plus Ones

The boys are back to talk music (briefly) movies (mostly) and Dan's impressions (not nearly enough). 

Dan was in town for his big book event so we recorded in person. I don't remember what we talked about at all. Funny how that goes.

For this very special Halloween episode of No Plus Ones we talk about the most horrifying things we can imagine: a new album rollout, a festival canceled because of wind, and a very bad Danzig movie.

Did you know Machine Guny Kelly made a movie? No, not that documentary, an actual movie. He wrote and directed it! We watched it! We lose our minds!

The old lady on the telly died, the guy from the band sexted, and Danzing said some dumb things. That's an episode of No Plus Ones for ya!

We took last week off because we had nothing to talk about and oh boy that was a great decision. This week we've got powerful emo music, the AI rapper that got canceled, some person who is writing a record about staying up late, and Dan introduces a New Guy.

The boys are back to talk about screamo guys of all ages doing dumb stuff and saying dumb stuff, we cut some weird promos, and we fully dissociate by the end of the episode. Quality content!

We are back once again to plumb the depths of our stupidity for your enjoyment! We brainstorm some ideas for emo week, Dan takes a covid test, maybe something else happens? I don't know, you listen to it and then tell us what we talked about.

After a big ol' break, we're back to talk about movies, dumb things in music, and stick around for an EXCLUSIVE interview with a very special guest who loves new york hardcore and hates vaccines!

We're back to talk about that mess Big Thief stepped in, bad Father's Day cards, and the hole in the wall that will s*** your d***. No, not that one. The other one. 

We're back to talk about Elon, t-shirts, p*ss, and our spec script for Encino Man 2. 

We're back and not really sure what we're doing here. Some talk about movies and music and, most importantly, BEEF!!!

The big festival in the desert happened this weekend and we…weren't there. So we talk about it and sodas and movies and if Garfield is Italian. Podcast!

After music's biggest night we're here to recap the show we didn't watch. Dan also busts out all his famous impressions which are worth the price of admission here (free)

There's a thing we forgot to talk about last time that Dan has been holding onto for two week and, boy, does it ever show! Some stories about Seth Rogen, goths at a diner, the cup, and so much more.

We went to some shows and oh my god people who go to shows are freaks. Including us. Also, Dan got The Cup™

Ska goes anti-vax, Dan takes on Robocop, and we make a SHOCKING discovery at the end of the episode that derails the whole thing. 

There's a new Jackass movie and also some NFT bros did something stupid so we're back to talk about truly the dumbest parts of existence. 

We asked you all to do some dumb stuff and by god you provided. The big dumb emo fest, the big dumb band breakup, the big dumb millionaries fighting, and so on. 

Hoo boy! We're back and everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Bad audio, crashing Zoom chats, and even more dumb stuff abounds. We'll get better next time. 

It's the end of the year so we're doing the thing that everyone is doing: sort of talking about the best music of the year! And we get into a big ol' fight but who cares, whatever!

Last week, news broke that Gared O'Donnell, frontman for Planes Mistaken For Stars, had died. So instead of our normal nonsense, we put decided to talk about Gared's impact on our little music world. We even had some friends call in and tell stories and share memories about Gared.  Planes forever. 

You demanded it, we begrudgingly listened. This week we return to talk about a whole bunch of dumb things, like NFTs and that woman in that brass band pissing on that guy. Dan also makes David suffer cruel indignities, because Dan's famous now. 

Did you guys know that Dan wrote a book called Sellout and it's coming out in October? Did you know you can order your copy at sellout.biz? In advance of his worldwind publicity tour, we gave him some media training. It went…fine.

Did you get the vaccine and then your balls got way too big? If so, this episode is for you. There's also a Chip Controversy and talks of reunions and, honestly, who knows what else. 

Listen, I'm going to be totally honest here and just say that I'm not really sure what this episode is about. Every week we get further from sanity and that's just gonna be what it is. 

No, seriously. Please stop us.  We mostly talk movies and Letterboxd scores and maybe seeing live shows but, also, maybe just staying home and watching bad movies? 

Against all odds, here we are, in the year of our lord, talking about Limp Bizkit. We talk about them being a bad band, defend them against stupid accusations, and, most importantly, jump da fuck up!!!!

P*tchfork asked their readers to submit their 25 favorite albums from the past 25 years and we decided to just steal that prompt and run with it. But we also didn't do a ton of research so we just fire blindly with albums that we like. If you disagree go ahead and cancel us online, it's fine. 

Once again, we talk about some very inane things, like what is pop-punk and that guy who just asks questions on twitter 50 times a day. Dan gets apoplectic at the end. 

Old punks touring with that one ska band over and over to say they value diversity, movies are too expensive, and Dan gets silenced for his controversial takes. Real grab bag of an episode here. 

Our weekly rage dump returns to talk about chicken sandwiches, emo nights, and…I don't know something else, probably. 

Can you believe we're still doing this thing? Well, we are, and this week Dan and David are talking internet loons, festivals, the best Simpsons episode, and why you should buy 20 copies of Dan's book just in case. Typing that out makes this sound like a real mess but, honestly, who cares. 

Dan and David are back to talk about the big dumb idiots again! Plus, other dumb idiots, ska revival talk, and should there be an Operation Ivy reunion? 

The boys (Dan and David) are back in town (podcasting). 

In our final episode of 2018, we talked about all the things that didn't float our boats. We drop the hammer on quite a few records, and we're not sure how any of those bands are going to recover from that. To quote our dear friend Jay Sherman, "It stinks!"

This year, well, things get a little loud. In the second week of our Albums of the Year series, we touch on the heavy stuff, be it hardcore, metal, punk, or something that falls in between those genres. Lots of good stuff to be had here, so dig in, baby. 

Lots of good records came out this year and we talk about some of them here, mostly of the indie and rock variety. We also talk about how bad the new Smashing Pumpkins album is and Dan makes a pretty good mashup that will haunt your dreams.

Dan embarrassed himself real bad in front of the Wu-Tang Clan and about 400 other people and we rehashed his nightmare in great detail. We also talked about Enter the 36 Chambers, an album that rules. 

In this week's episode, we talk about how Dan hates dogs, that new Queen movie, some records, and other stuff. And of course, no disrespect, capiche?

Our good buddy Tom has seem to had some trouble with money and we wanted to show him our support. That is, until a trip to the bathroom sends things off the rails. 

WE'RE BACK! After taking most of the year off to focus on our other podcast, Shore Thing: A Podcast About Pauly Shore, we've decided it's time to get back to No Plus Ones. We catch up, talk about what we did during our time off, and all the shitty old punks who continue to be colossal disappointments. 

In this episode, we do a deep-dive on Tom DeLonge and his history with aliens. We cover it all, that blink-182 song about aliens, his books we haven't read, the new academy of arts and sciences. This one is for the conspiracy theorists.  We also make an announcement about the podcast itself. Meta. 

You've heard from the experts, now listen to two blowhards talk about the other records that came out this year. We talk about everything we liked and some things we disliked. So if you're in need of a podcast that sees two fools talking about everything from The Menzingers and Rancid to LCD Soundsystem and Eminem, this one's for you. 

Jamie Coletta is a publicist to the stars and the person behind all your favorite bands at SideOneDummy. We had her come on to explain what it means for a band to get their record on a year-end list, and we also chat about some of her favorite releases this year. 

This week, we welcome the great writer Emma Garland onto the show to talk about Lil Peep, Charly Bliss, Sheer Mag, and plenty of other things. We also discuss a hot new podcast idea because, boy, we just love to podcast. 

You know him, you love him, he's Jeremy Bolm of Touche Amore, Hesitation Wounds, and Secret Voice records. This week, we're talking about some of our favorite heavy records, as well as a few lighter ones for good measure. 

As we begin the march toward year-end content, we're talking about Albums of the Year with esteemed guests who have unique takes on that subject. This week, we're joined by Steven Hyden of Uproxx, the Celebration Rock podcast, and the book You're Favorite Band is Killing Me. We talk about big rock records, the runaway hits, and plenty more. 

We're back with, believe it or not, some good news this week. Spencer Ackerman, the national security reporter for the Daily Beast, joins us to talk about a couple small political victories. In Virginia, Danica Roem, a trans woman and vocalist for the metal band Cab Ride Home, beat her opponent handily, and in Brooklyn, Justin Brannan of Indecision and Most Precious Blood became a city councilman. Join us as we talk politics, like that other podcast with the chapstick or whatever. 

Heading to Gainesville this weekend for The Fest? Well, we aren't, but we figured you'd want to hear our advice about who to see based on name alone. We also talk about clowns a fair deal, as is customary. 

[extremely youth of today voice] WE'RE BACK Dan's been teasing this article David wrote for a while so we talk about it. This is the Jud Jud episode. (We also talk about Dave Coulier a lot because we have questions, okay?)