Off With The Fairies

It’s our final episode for the year, it’s Christmas Eve, we’re on the run from international police, I look like George Clooney again and we’re stuck interviewing Terry the Werewolf again. However, this time he promises he will actually turn.Off with the Fairies will be back in January!Guest: Patrick Collins (@PatComedian)Look out for his upcoming show: “Mime Sheriff”Follow Isabella @isabellavaletteKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comTalking points: The virtues of a fox/ Performance anxiety/ Some of the disadvantages of being extremely good looking/ Don’t search through someone’s draws/ Killing three birds with one stone/ Painting your nails as a werewolf/ You just can’t turn when you want to/ How to lose followers fast/ The Wolverhampton Wolves and their Instagram accounts/ The resurgence of video messages/ If you don’t want us to kill you, don’t attack us as a wolf-man creatureCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We forgot to get anyone on this week so we’re talking to Isabella’s newly downloaded computer virus. Turns out when you give a sentient app access to all of your data it can really come back to bite you. Also we create an incident in Russia and finally confront Isabella’s obsession with David Hasselhoff. Guest: Zane C Weberwww.thatsnotcanon.comFollow Isabella @isabellavaletteKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comTalking Points: David Hasselhoff sex tape/ Clone Wars/ David Hasselhoff lookalikes in your area/ What even is sentience/ The importance of consent/ Dear fictional diary/ Isabella is an outlier/ Don’t give a sentient computer virus your search history/ Reasons you shouldn’t keep all your biometric data in one place/ Human printing facilities/ Why we’re not allowed in Russia anymore/ Human body photoshop extension/ I look like George Clooney again/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You remember Yowies? The delicious and adorable chocolate monster with a toy inside? Something akin to an Australian version of Bigfoot? Well this week we’re interviewing a Bunyip which is almost as good.Guest: Jenni Townsend@fiberopticduckBunyip: An aquatic spirit of Aboriginal Australian origin, often resembling a seal or swimming dog, sometimes with a long thin neck and a large head. Also, insanely jealous of the popularity of YowiesFollow Isabella @isabellavaletteKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We've been doing this podcast for almost a year now and we still haven't met a witch! Well, all that's changing with our guest this week. Please note: no actual sheep were harmed during the making of this episode.Guest: Ally Reynolds (@writeupyourally)Find her in The Big HOO-HAA! Melbournehttp://www.hoohaamelbourne.com.au/@hoohaamelbourneTalking Points: The nature of all thing/ Maintaining the status quo under threat of hex/ Become a human shit-shield/ Don’t try to shear a sheep without shears/ How does a zombie sheep experience life?/ Naming children after family pets/ How many bats is too many bats?/ Why the Colosseum is less efficient in modern times/ The difference between witches and warlocks/ The concept of age to immortal beings/ Bartending is basically witchcraftFollow Isabella @isabellavaletteKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hi listeners, it’s been a while. I’ve been taking the breakup with Isabella pretty hard, but we’ve decided to meet up again to interview a snake with a penchant for apples.Guest: Christopher Demos@lechrisdemosFollow Isabella @isabellavaletteKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comTalking Points: Jack Daniels at night, Captain Morgan in the morning/ Which snake sounds the most like Fran Drescher?/ The first Francis/ What does God have against healthy eating?/ The difference between a quince and an apple/ No one knows what the name of the snake in The Jungle Book was called/ God is no Michelle Obama/ Don’t get dumped on air/ Every snake wants feet/ How do fairies play soccer?/ A How-to guide on disguising a snake as a human/ The Importance of ballet to legless creatures/ iPhone touch sensors work with tongues/ Customer service training/ Why you should buy the full Apple electronics range/ Don’t talk publicly about how much your ex leaks/ The opportunities that present themselves when you look good in a turtle neck / Eden was basically the world’s first wellness retreat/ Don’t shed your skin while wearing clothesGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do you hear the wail of a banshee? Don’t worry, you’re not about to die (probably), it’s just our guest this week!Guest: Teresa EwanInsta: @teresaewanFind her band Cutts on facebook: @cuttsbandFollow Isabella @isabellavaletteKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comAre Banshees always screaming/ Banshee misconceptions/ Wail at funerals, wail before funerals/ Traffic announcements/ The importance of labour intensive work/ Fewer people are dying and that makes life harder/ The difference between wailing and keening/ Isabella’s marketing techniques/ Banshee’s don’t kill people but they do kill relationships/ amoral vs. amortal/ Muffins for single peopleGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Isabella is taking me to a (non-sex) dungeon to have a chat to a giant eyeball. We discuss all things Beholder and behold some things we wish we hadn’t.Guest: Corey Glamuzina (@CoreyMGlamuzina)Check out The Big Hoo-Haa! Melbourne, every Friday at the Butterfly Club. For details Click HereClick here Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” in Melbourne Sep 21-29Talking Points: S&M Pigeon/ Dungeons and Dragons and Relationship Tension/ The Happy Dungeon/ The reality of being a floating eye/ How does a Beholders digestive system work/ Everyone needs a gamertag/ Too many tacos/ Don’t behold a Beholder’s butt hole/ You can make friends with a beholder/ Petrification and making friends/ An escape room to death/ How killing clientele hurts your online representation/ Where to find a giant eyeball/ We can’t all be Death Tyrants/ What’s the difference between hot and sexy/ A fairy girlfriend wont introduce you to their parents/ Laser tag to a beholder/ Don’t fire your eye lasers indoors/ Fireballs are dangerous/ Romance is dead to the Death Tyrants/ Where does a Beholder keep it’s penis/ Celine Dion and Meatloaf/ To hoard treasure or trash/ Intimacy, sex, passion and dependency/ There’s a lot to miss about single life/ We all want tender meat for our BologneseKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Deep in the forest is a spiderwoman who lures men to her lair to eat them. But she has many other interests as well.Guest: Lena Moon @lenaimoonClick here to find Lena’s show “This Is Our Pilot” in Melbourne, Sep 20-27Click here Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” in Melbourne Sep 21-29Talking Points: Decorating a spider lair/ Using morsels for pizzazz/ The difficulties of presenting as evil/ Trapping and eating men/ Tattoo artistry on orcs/ Orcs don’t wear silk/ Look a spiderwoman in the eyes as you wear her silk/ Is silk a practical material/ How to ethically source silk/ What’s the deal with humans and body fluids/ celebrity fashion/ Living in a leaf/ Fighting off bears/ Follow your dream of fighting bears/ Print media is pretty dead/ Much easier to lure and eat men outside of WIFI range/ A how-to guide on bribes/ There’s a fine line between a bribe and a gift/ Presentation is important in any meal/ Can a spiderwoman’s legs also be arms/ Playing a marimba with eight arms/ Orcs aren’t into the marimba/ No one misses metal fans/ Gaga is a sentient pacifier/ Change your life in five days/ Keeping fit as a spiderwoman/ No flash photography please/ poisonous attitudes and poisonous glands/ Sometimes eating can be a sex thing/Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In the dark depths of R’lyeh sleeps and ancient terror so horrifying that to even gave upon it’s visage is to lose one’s sanity. We woke him up to have a chat about all things Cthulhu.Guest: Randy AdevaFB: @randyadevacomedianInsta & Twitter: @randyadevaSee his sketch team “Dink” perform monthly at the Improv Conspiracy Theatre – Melbournehttps://improvconspiracy.com/Catch “The Briefing” in Melbourne Fringe (19-24 Sep)https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/the-briefing/Catch Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” (21-29 Sep)https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/isabella-valette-how-far-ill-go/EPISODE NOTES:In the dark depths of R’lyeh sleeps and ancient terror so horrifying that to even gave upon it’s visage is to lose one’s sanity. We woke him up to have a chat about all things Cthulhu.Guest: Randy AdevaFB: @randyadevacomedianInsta & Twitter: @randyadevaSee his sketch team “Dink” perform monthly at the Improv Conspiracy Theatre – Melbournehttps://improvconspiracy.com/Catch “The Briefing” in Melbourne Fringe (19-24 Sep)https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/the-briefing/Catch Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” (21-29 Sep)https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/isabella-valette-how-far-ill-go/Talking Points: The difference between Neapolitan and Napoleon ice cream/ the futility of walls around underwater cities/ Boats and refrigeration/ How does one say Cthulhu/ Power rankings of the Great Old Ones/ The importance of Smashmouth’s Allstar for the survival of humanity/ Martinis underwater/ We discover the true parentage of Isabella/ A fairy with daddy issues/ Rapunzel married to Bill Bur/ Kathy Griffon is married to Jerry Seinfeld/ The best scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/ How many times did Grandpa Joe piss the bed/ What’s it like to sleep for one hundred thousand years/ Identity swap/ Meghan Markle is assistant to Cthulhu/Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This spooky episode has us visiting a haunted house in the woods. There we meet more than one ghost, help finish some business and I get undressed… Again.Guest: David Massingham (FB: @davidmassinghamcomedy Insta: @davidmassingham)See him in “Murder Village: And Improvised Whodunnit”https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/murder-village-an-improvised-whodunnit/Catch Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go”https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/isabella-valette-how-far-ill-go/Talking Points: Catching a lift with a headless horseman/ By Jeeves/ Take off your shoes/ Honey coated literature/ Can a ghost actually hurt you/ Adult sailor suits/ Unfinished business/ How to make a tire swing/ Murder by timber/ The fine points of good mayoring/ The extremes of environmental policies/ Can a ghost haunt another ghost/Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’ve cashed in a few favours to score an interview with Hollywood’s biggest unsung villain, Medea.Guest: Christopher Demos (Insta: @christopherdemos or @lechrisdemos Twitter: @lechrisdemos)Catch Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” in Melbourne Fringehttps://melbournefringe.com.au/event/isabella-valette-how-far-ill-go/Talking Points: UDLs vs Cruisers/ Murder as a love language/ The fine points fratricide/ Why all pop songs sound the same/ Where is copyright when you need it/ Boiled father figures/ You’ve got to flee when you got the fleece/ The toxic fashion industry/ Is it even love if no-one died?/ Disney gets a lot of things wrong/ Saving Andromeda/ Jason had it comingKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What better to do in the city of love than chat to the god of love. Cupid himself has come to chat to us about love, dating and app design.Guest: Meerna Yousif (@meernayousif)Check out her upcoming show, Princess Problemshttps://melbournefringe.com.au/event/princess-problems/Or Isabella’s show, How Far I’ll Gohttps://melbournefringe.com.au/event/isabella-valette-how-far-ill-go/Talking Points: The City of Love/ The anatomy of cupid/ Cupid’s family/ Online dating/ Cupid’s conflicting interests as a divorce lawyer/ How to handle a love arrow to the butt/ Love is just a pyramid scheme/ Soulmates are a lie/ Harry Styles is the modern day Helen of Troy/ OkCupid and app development/ Are love arrows out of date?Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ahhh Ireland. Land of pubs, luck, leprechauns and other stereotypes. Have a listen to our interview with the only female leprechaun in existence!Guest: Alexia May Brinsley (Twitter: @alexiabrinsley Insta: @alexiamaybrinsley)Look for her in The Cover Girls for your corporate eventshttps://covergirlsentertainment.com.au/Facebook & Insta: @thecovergirlsauConversation Points: How to pronounce Siobhan Isabella’s busy hands Fairies are better at jetlag What do leprechauns actually do Leprechauns and pots of gold Magical cobblers A leprechaun sex drive How leprechauns procreate Genetic implications of a stick cloning leprechauns Hugh Hefner’s leprechaun heritage Smurfette to the leprechauns The importance of the putrid anus Bunnies hate leprechauns Watch out for steam trains What to do if approached by pirates Britney Spears, Cher, Caroline O’Conner and other LeprechaunsKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re in Scotland again! Came to make sure everything was in order at Loch Ness but met someone new and stole their skin. All in a day’s work for us, I guess.Guest: Lisa Woodbrook (@lisawoodbrook)Roman Catholics and the Selkie/ Seal men are more attractive than human men/ All seals are Selkie/ The perils of losing your skin/ The appropriate way to deal with getting caught in a fishing net/ Why Scotland is the best place to get a tan/ The versatility of Melbourne Storm/ What percentage of the clergy are actually seals/ Everyone wants a seal boyfriend/ Taming Shetland ponies/ mailing seal skin by express post.For those not in the know: Originating in Scotland, a selkie is a seal person who sheds their seal skin while on land. In stories, female selkies often have their skin stolen and get coerced into marrying the human thief.Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We got invited to a wedding! However, like most events we go to, we managed to make the whole thing about us. Also, we get to meet Rumpelstiltskin who is an absolute child-eating treat.Guest Emmet Nichols, artistic director of Impromptunes (@Impromptunes)EPISODE NOTES: We got invited to a wedding! However, like most events we go to, we managed to make the whole thing about us. Also, we get to meet Rumpelstiltskin who is an absolute child-eating treat.Guest Emmet Nichols, artistic director of Impromptunes (@Impromptunes)Check out their podcast: Impromptunes: The Completely Improvised Musical PodcastConversation Topics: Monster brides/ What do children taste like/ Taming Bats and other vampire activities/ The benefits of nudity/ Love is eternal/ Teeth can be sexyKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So… Isabella has taken me to meet a sex therapist centaur. Barbialla specialises in human-animal hybrids but she’s made an exception for me. Which is… great. I’m fine with this.Guest: George Gayler (@georgogeorge)Conversation Topics: Centaurs don’t wear shirts/ Where centaurs carry power/ Furries and shavies/ What do you call the front of a horse/ The difference between a faun and satyr/Fetishising Mr Tumnus/ What not to google/ The difference in sexuality between person-animal beings/ What even is Ursula?/ The great centaur-unicorn war/ How centaur’s deal with oppressorsKnow who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we’re going to Ibiza and we’re going to have a party with a demon named Greg.Guest: Luke Goodall (@goodallandgallagher / youtube.com/goodallandgallagher)Conversation Topics: The Venga Bus and public transport/ Infinity Pools and Margheritas/ The Vengaboys aren’t all boys/ Why you can’t compete with a unicorn horn/ People driving slow/ misuse of indicators/ Loud music on public transport/ social media influencers are demons/ How great is it that Instagram makes you feel so bad/ Updated deadly sins/ Ranking your friends on Myspace/ Miniature mermaids/ Amazon and evil/ Who even is Greg Norman?/ BLATs are for demonsCatch Morgan and Isabella Impromptunes at Bondi Feast in Sydney, July 11-13https://www.bondifeast.com.au/event/impromptunes-2/Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our new friend Terry is a werewolf and I think he might be a little too into the whole wolf thing.Guest: Patrick Collins (@PatComedian)Conversation Topics: The difference between a werewolf and a wolf man/ How much time should someone spend in a basement/ Terry’s first time/ Cookie/ Twilight, Breaking Dawn and Imprinting/ The myth of alpha wolves/ Superman should keep his glasses on/ Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club/ You never forget your first time/ WerecorgisCatch Morgan and Isabella Impromptunes at Bondi Feast in Sydney, July 11-13https://www.bondifeast.com.au/event/impromptunes-2/Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comFunky Bunch Triviahttps://www.funkybunch.com.au/Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re in London meeting with the president of the Association of Whimsical And Neglected Knowledge Reclaimers (AWANKR). Honestly, it’s a privilege to know that such a prestigious organisation has our backs. Also, it’s Isabella who gets physically disfigured this week for a change.Conversation topics: Fairies and Accents, What is a Ghoul, Who’s the Real Villain in Frankenstein, H&M Secrets, The Catacombs of London, The Trouble with Goblins, The Zombie Vaccine Doctors Don’t Want You to Know About, Tom Cruise is a Vampire, Enough Hate on Witches.Guest Mark GambinoTwitter @timewaster2000Insta @markgambino_Catch Morgan and Isabella Impromptunes at Bondi Feast in Sydney, July 11-13https://www.bondifeast.com.au/event/impromptunes-2/Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social mediaorOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We went up to the sky to find out more about why Isabella was adopted by fairies but ended up sunbathing with the Egyptian sun god. Conversation topics: Sunbathing in the sky, Ra's responsibility for global warming, polyamory for gods, the power of plucking out eyes, Isa speaks parseltongue, sexual health clinics for animals.Guest: Lauren BokFacebook @BoklaurenInsta and Twitter @BoklaCheck out @Thirstories on InstagramCatch Morgan and Isabella Impromptunes at Bondi Feast in Sydney, July 11-13https://www.bondifeast.com.au/event/impromptunes-2/Know who we should interview next? Contact us!@FairesPod on social media orOffWithTheFairiesParanormal@gmail.comGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’ve got our most diminutive guest on yet! One little mouse with one big job to do.With guest Amberly Cull (@amberlycull)Listen to her on ‘Something Amazing’ wherever you listen to podcasts!Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Isabella sets me up with a flaming hot bird. Literally though.Guest Oliver CowenInsta: @cowithafroGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We went to Cape Town to meet the infamous Tokoloshe. What we got instead was friendship… friendship and saggy elbows.Guest: Candice D’arcyYou can find Blank Canvas Theatre on Facebook and @bctmelbourneCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re back! After our break we’re heading to Germany to meet the Wolpertinger. He was so friendly and took us to a lovely Berlin café and I wouldn’t recommend the experience to anyone.Guest: Dan Debuf (@dandebuf)Check him out on Totally Obsessed with Dan Debufhttps://omny.fm/shows/totally-obsessed-with-dan-debuf/playlists/totally-obsessed-with-dan-debuf.rssIf you have any follow up questions about myself, Isabella or anyone we interview, send them through to:Email: offwiththefairiesparanormal@gmail.comInsta: @fairies_podTwitter: @FairiesPodGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We meet the Night King as the last season of Game of Thrones unfolds to talk about poop and The Bachelor.Check out The Bachelor in Westeros trailer here:https://youtu.be/YIznFq58h3wor Isabella’s Facebook page here:https://www.facebook.com/IsabellaValettePerformer/Guest: Jack O’RileyGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re stuck on Mount Everest, we haven’t eaten, we’re trapped in a shack and my hand is looking a little gangrenous. But at least we get to have a friendly chat with the Abominable Snowman!Guest: Ryan CoffeyFunky Bunch Entertainmenthttps://www.funkybunch.com.au/host/ryan-coffey/Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, we spend 17 weeks in Ikea. Don’t ask how that works, I don’t understand it either.Guest: Amanda BuckleyGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Finally! I get to see Isabella's childhood home. Unfortunately, she doesn't let me meet her parents. Instead we chat to a small gnome with a large talent for gardening.Guest: Brenton GardinerGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I get sent on my first and hopefully only death quest by a wizard named Nigel. Isabella reveals she can't be trusted with glassware.Guest: Joshua BurtonGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We interview a corporate cyclops who claims he's a monster in more ways than one.Guest: Jaron WhyGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're on the seven seas, facing the fiercest of sea beasts: sadness.Guest: Brenna GlazebrookGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I have some problems with a bridge troll named Johnlennon. But I'm sure we can work it out.Guest: Jimmy James Eatonjimmyjameseaton.comFather-In-Law Cinema Club PodcastGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here's an exciting one, we head to Mt Olympus and have some amazing wine with Hera.Guest: Brianna Williams@briannawilliamscomedyGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In a real world-first interview, we talk to Lilith, first wife of Adam, first feminist and first human.Guest: Tash Yorkwww.tashyork.com/tourGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Isabella took me to Scotland to meet the Loch Ness Monster. But it turns out it's the clothes that make the monster.Guest: David MassinghamFacebook: @DavidMassinghamComedyGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I’ve been feeling pretty down about recent events but there’s nothing like a night out with the Devil to put things into perspective.Guest: Izaak LimGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I got to meet the man with the bag and now I wish I never had.Guest: Jack O’RileyAdditional sound effects “Stampede” by benjaminharveydesign and “Whip Crack B” by cetsoundcrew under Creative Commons.Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

: I’ve been having a great week, now that I look like George Clooney. To top it all off, now I get to meet a beautiful mermaid.Guest: Hollie James @hollieannejamesAdditional sound effect “01650 underwater bubbles” from FxProSound under Creative CommonsGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You haven’t heard of Uma the Unicorn, but she’s heard all the celebrity gossip you’ve ever wanted to hear and even more that you haven’t.Guest: Brenna GlazebrookGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We head to an enchanted forest to meet a nymph... or a forest sprite that identifies as a nymph? I'm still a little hazy on this one.Guest: Greg LavellGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Did you know that there's a secret world that lives alongside ours? One filled with mythological and paranormal beings living modern-day lives? Neither did I! But now my good friend Isabella is introducing me to this world starting with an old acquaintance, Funicular the vampire.Guest: Emmet NicholsGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.