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Poddy Break is the brainchild of comedian Tim Hawkins. Listen as Tim talks about any number of topics with fellow comedians, friends and sometimes, random passersby.

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    • Oct 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 21m AVG DURATION
    • 127 EPISODES

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    123 - Armadillo By Morning

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 83:04

    Tim ponders the meaning of song lyrics and steps in shaving cream. Livvy gossips to God and Luke explains how to cheat on your taxes. The whole gang has a heartfelt talk about armadillos and then tries to leave the zoom meeting but fails together. Plus, the great Jordan Peterson returns to give us his special Peter Pan Peanut Butter & Steak recipe!   Big thanks to Uncommon Goods for sponsoring this episode! To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS. Don't miss out on this limited time offer! 

    122 - Kicking and Smiting

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 77:51

    Tim raves about his favorite microchip that determines the fate of this very podcast. Livvy accidentally tortures a man whilst trying to fix his hiccups. The gang has a good laugh about fake laughs and reviews sneezing safety. Fake Mother Teresa calls in and professes her Hodunk-ship. Plus, Luke turns up the heat at senior center volleyball!  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    121 - The Hawkness Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 88:09

    One episode to rule them all! In this jam packed THP, friend of the gang Bridget Van Means with Thrive St. Louis Women's Healthcare (thrivestlouis.org) joins the show to talk all things from marketing to kangaroos, we hear from prolific singer-songwriter, Randy Stonehill, and, another call-in from the Hawkin's dear friend, Dr. Fauci, who gives us the new and improved 7 step vaccine process (find the nearest small cliff next to your home for the last one). Plus, another edition of Jackson Rants that you won't want to miss, in which he sets the record straight on a certain “mythical” creature.  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.  

    120 - Working Through the Brown Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 79:34

    Tim introduces the Department of KOC - Karens on Call. Luke deals with an e-commerce menace and Tim tries out some new material before the gang kicks the faucet off (you had to be there). Livvy performs a soul-altering guitar solo without a guitar and yet another family is ripped apart by debates over the 2009 classic, Avatar. Plus, a sincere nod of remembrance and gratitude to comedy icon, Norm MacDonald. Thank God for Norm! Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Listeners can use my offer code, HAWKINS, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! Just go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in HAWKINS.

    119 - Chakra Con, Chakra Con

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 73:43

    Step aside Luke and Livy, Spencer (the elder Hawkins child) and his wife, Keegan, take main stage this week! A trip down memory lane filled with Schoolhouse Rock and questionable child hip hop. Keegan proves her first grade teacher wrong and the gang cooks up a grueling new-parent crash course.  Thanks to ButcherBox for sponsoring this episode. Sign up at ButcherBox.com/timhawkins and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership!

    118 - Unwashed Fruit Basket

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 88:30

    Tim's oldest son, Spencer, joins the gang this week! (He was a little nervous but did great) Everyone takes a deep breath, courtesy of Wim Hoff, and Tim admits to his pro-am air guitar days. Livy eats a whole sleeve of cookies and Luke's words fall upon deaf friend ears. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    117 - The Proverbial Carrot with special guest Chelsea Perry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 70:42

    The gang is joined by friend and prolific songwriter/playwright, Chelsea Perry, who (just to brag) has now written 16 musicals! They chat about taking care of yourself during creative endeavors and the mystery of the proverbial dangling carrot. Tim says no to Broadway and yes to cameo. Emotional music ensues. Livvy cries the show out. The end.  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    116 - The Runt of the Melons

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 66:55

    A chronicle of terrible waitresses and a near hypothermic experience in...Florida? The gang decides youtube is the greatest teacher and Tim admits his excessive empathy for inanimate M&M objects. Luke steals Livy's charger, but all in good fun, and the young couple finally graduates from spoken word to full blown rap! Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    115 - The Pastor and The Dobermann with special guest David Crank

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 69:50

    Pastor David Crank joins the gang this week for a quick chat about his authentic approach to preaching, the mental effects of the Covid lockdowns, and most importantly, his go-to karaoke song! Livy shares the story of her pet sitting animal murderer friend, and Tim asks David for some financial advice (buy the Empire State Building).  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    114 - Spatial Oddities

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 74:51

    Tim shares a traumatic car trip explosion from his childhood involving a snack sack. The gang decides if you have a garage fridge with ONLY drinks, you're rich, and they desperately try to crack post-holiday depression. Livy joins Captain Bezos in space. Also, did anybody order any zerubbabel bulbs?  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    113 - Postmodern Faketriarchy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 57:52

    A painful compilation of worship fails that might not make God proud. A new potential Hawkins gang country album? Unless Livvy and Luke steal the show with a non-conforming husband & wife duet. Please pay Tim for a cameo, but don't worry, he is still pure! Plus, a mysterious case of a missing wedding band (no, not a cover band).  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    112 - Worship to the 3rd Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 70:33

    This week, the long awaited return of Jackson Rants! The gang gives their take on college sports and marvels at Luke's budding fan base. Oh, and Tim gets a visit from the mafia (please don't ever ask him about his business).  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    111 - Last House Before Heaven

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 89:46

    This week, Tim and the gang chat about what they would each do in a purge, which horror movies were simply too much to handle, and they ask the dire question...who pooped in this room? They take a stab at making the term “nursing home” sound less depressing and Luke basks in his poll-approved victory of last week's superhero debate.  Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    110 - Is Your Welcome Mat Dirty? with special guest Stacy Washington

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 58:49

    This week, Tim and the gang are joined by prolific radio host, political commentator, and friend, Stacy Washington, as they discuss hot-button issues like social media censorship, the wonders of British accents, and their favorite phone apps. Plus, Stacy explains why some Tik Tok babies just can't make the cut for her! (Spoiler: they get bigger) Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. 

    109 - You're All Hodunks Now!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 78:30

    This week, Tim and the gang talk about the recent exploding number of milk genres, the joys of waking up at 3:30 AM for family road trips, and they have a big ol' chuckle at some of the internet's greatest national anthem fails. Plus, another round of Luke-Warm Debates, this time centered around the questionable status of a certain x-man, man.    Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. 

    108 - The Tim Rogaine Experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 58:31

    This week, Tim and the gang address Tim's new haircare routine, celebrity look-alikes, the many victims of alopecia, and Livy does a nearly flawless impression of a certain former governor of California. More listener questions and the return of Jackson Rants! This time, nobody with the last name Paul is safe (but...two brothers in particular). Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

    107 - Pirates of the Mississippi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 62:18

    This week, Tim and the gang take on the “birds aren't real” phenomenon, discuss the science of fruits versus vegetables, and share stories of unusual roadkill. Luke explains the unexpected origin story of pirates, and why they might not all just be the swashbuckling villains we see on the big screen! And finally, the gang sobers up for a more serious discussion about career and financial struggles, with Tim sharing his thoughts on how “making it” in comedy has drastically changed in the course of his life. 

    106 - Our Eurovision Vacation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 62:58

    This week, Tim and the gang rave about their new favorite Icelandic band, listen to Eurovision and explain how it could be the trick to getting you out of a Spotify rut, and Tim's 15 year old son, Jackson, makes his first ever appearance on the show to deliver an epic footwear rant. The heavy-hitting listener questions are finally answered, Livy's slam poetry career continues (this time with a bongo beat), and, a special guest call-in from the one and only Crappaw! 

    105 - Waxing Slam Poetic

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 59:39

    This week, Tim and the gang chat about things the old folks say, why humans feel compelled to speak to dogs/babies so much, and the current state of Tik Tok and why it's such a huge, fun, confusing mess. They listen to some questionable slam poetry, and Livvy and Luke are brave enough to share some of their own! Guest call-in from Tim’s old friend and Swedish hard rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, who talks life on the road (literally) and the exclusive Scandinavian love languages.

    104 - We've Been Ghosted

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 61:51

    This week, Tim and the gang delve into the supernatural to talk ghosts and such. They discuss fitness and when mirrors are actually needed at the gym (Luke is a mirror guy). Everyone seems to question the artistic sincerity of Swedish DJ’s and their ever elusive beat drops. And, a special guest call-in from Covid-19 himself! He misses raves the most and admits that Moderna is the toughest nut to crack. 

    103 - Wash the Bloody Fork

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 81:49

    This week, Tim and the gang are joined by his arguably more famous mother, Nelda, as they discuss selling family heirlooms and create a step-by-step guide to fix modern worship music. Jordan Peterson tells you why Communism failed and why you need to wash the bloody fork! Luke uses pop-quiz videos to bolster his ego and Tim evokes the spirit of Elvis in the king's famous final moments on the can.

    Separation of Church and Dispensary

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 78:00

    This week, Tim and the family/crew discuss a tattoo show that pits people against each other, the bizarre similarities between church and pot dispensary names, and the state of modern country music guitar solos. (What is Brad Paisley doing, exactly?) Livy and Tim stumble into a roast battle, Luke hurts himself doing a shoulder workout, and they recount those precious few concerts/songs that have brought them each to tears.

    Clean Plate Club

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 76:54

    This week, Tim and his family discuss their greatest fears, the curious case of “Clean Plate” syndrome, and a questionable pronouncement of “the Queen of the World”. Tim recounts his early days as a joke writer for a rock radio station in Dallas, and there’s a special guest call-in from Dr. Fauci, who updates the Hawkins clan on the latest Covid-19 protocols (spoiler alert: 2 masks simply won’t do it).

    100 - Crappaw Chaos, Relationship Breakdown, and Cyclops Qwahf

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 86:46

    This week, Freight won’t come out of his bunk. Tim has some BIG family news! Tim can do a dog sound. The crew receives the largest gift basket in Poddy Break history. Levi throws down some serious love wisdom. Aaaand Branyan and Tim want to arrange a marriage for Caleb.     WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    099 - Tunafish Origins, Chicken Chest, and Dwarf Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2018 83:38

    This week, Tim still remembers his lines from his 5th grade play. Caleb doesn’t like chocolate. The crew fields questions from the audience. Aaaaand racist Freight makes an aggressive return to the show.     WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    098 - Baboon Bacteria, Bigfoot Identity, and Scottish Scotty

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2018 65:45

    This week, there was some miscommunication between Gerbs and Levi… we’re down to a foursome. Caleb wants to be paired with Bob during a zombie apocalypse. The crew gets a call from Nessy’s handler, Scotty McCracken, via Siri. Tim’s garage is the colon of the house. What IS Bigfoot? Aaaaaand Tim has a big secret.     WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    097 - Sweet Mayo, Mississippi Mark, and Return of the Freightbacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 104:10

    This week, Dustin hates Disney. Tim has an epiphany about a new life change. The crew recounts odd show day memories. What’s your fav fried chicken? A fight breaks out after the Sunday night show. Aaaaaand the crew gets a late night craving for PB&Js.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    096 - The Prodigal Sahn, Bike Injury, and John Cougar Gibberish

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2018 119:29

    This week, the crew starts the show without Tim. Jonnie breaks down a conspiracy theory. Tim talks to God about his golf clubs. Tiger wins the Tour Championship. What does Freight even do here? What is John Cougar saying? Aaaaaand Mark’s drops have taken the show to a whole new level.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    095 - Rag-Tag, Shawshank, and Goff

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2018 113:06

    This week, we have a VERY IMPORTANT update on dancing gym chick. Freight and Dustin wrestle backstage during the show. The guys analyze IMDb’s top 10 movies of all time. Is Jerry Seinfeld universally funny? Tim gets second-handed compliments from fans. Caleb’s baseball team doesn’t care about winning. Dustin’s hot take is interrupted by fruit snacks. Aaaaand practical joke stories galore.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    094 - Qwah, Golf or Goff, and Flying Pineapple

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2018 91:06

    This week, we’re playing Mark karaoke. Jonnie hits someone else’s golf ball on the fairway. People keep calling Caleb Tommy Fleetwood. Freight can’t say “golf”. Caleb wants to get Carey the bus driver on the show. What do we do for the 100th episode? Aaaaand Tim feels like he’s in the womb at Costco.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    093 - Christian Game Show, Accents Galore, and Freight Fall

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2018 117:15

    This week, we have drops. Caleb’s never heard the word “parishioner”. Bob puts ketchup on burritos. What’s Naked’s real name? Tim’s crushing the Boston accent. Bob is terrified of heights. Aaaand Freight nearly falls out of his chair.     WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    092 - High Thigh, Dustin vs Freight, and Golf Addiction

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2018 96:21

    This week, we’re clapping for Maddoux. Freight’s been bullying Dustin all weekend. Levi misses his stage call because he’s practicing his golf swing. Tim is giving Dustin a generous amount of “high thigh”. Gerber loves facts about himself. Who’s the meanest person on the bus? Pooz has been favoriting Dustin’s tweets at midnight. Freight likes the band Skittles. Caleb doesn’t know anything about science.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    091 - Drum Face, Violent Carrie, and Bus Drama

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2018 111:19

    This week, a stranger disposes of an odd item in Branyan’s front lawn. Tim tries to clap his own hand. Is Office Space funny? Pooz hates when Caleb listens to metal music. Carrie Underwood gets violent in OUR version of Before He Cheats. Naked plays too much FartKnife. Freight doesn’t know what FartKnife is. Tim compares golf to the lying adulteress woman in Proverbs. Aaaand the bus has a minor (major) malfunction.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    090 - Judge Judy, Schoolhouse Rock and Dings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2018 99:13

    This week, the crew wants to know what percentage of the listeners have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Smiley says 80%. Caleb says 41%. Twitter will settle the debate. Caleb creeps on Bob and his girlfriend at the show. The bell ringing is out of control. Tim’s distracted by his phone. Everyone is fascinated by Judge Judy. Tim makes a new friend at the eyewear store. Aaaaand Tim knows all of the words to Schoolhouse Rock songs.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    089 - Kim Rangoon, Texas History, and Freight Filter

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2018 109:44

    This week, the listeners know the show better than we do. Smiley is back to self-promoting on the show. Caleb wonders if there are listeners that have never seen Tim’s comedy. Freight receives his own customized “Freight Flag”. Goose makes his first appearance on the show. What’s on the windowsill? Aaaaaand Tim wants to create a rating system for the listeners gifts.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    088 - Cat Poop Christmas, Crappaw’s Tort-Emporium, and Gifts Galore

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2018 62:56

    This week, Levi’s brother Spencer salvages a plethora of cat poop for a Christmas gift. Freight is a gift party dictator. Jonnie joins the crew as the neighbor kid on Christmas morn. How old is Monty? Tim thinks Jonnie has a thumb head. Caleb receives a disappointing gift from a fan, whilst Freight is presented with the ULTIMATE benefaction (good word)!   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak

    087 - Oldest Dog Ever, Okra Strut, and Buff Pastors

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2018 54:12

    This week, the crew encounters a twenty-two year old dog named Nigel! Levi tells the crew about “promposals”. Jonnie reveals that his favorite PB guest is Dustin. Are there too many superhero movies? Tim lived his own version of “A Quiet Place” at church as a kid. Aaaaand what are comics allowed to take jabs at? Enjoy!     Submit your relationship questions here!!!   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak

    086 - Bean Weight, Wallyball Brian, and Yelling Extremities

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2018 87:28

    This week, Tim roasts Caleb for going to the hospital on the road. FREIGHT IS BACK. Daren’s friend Brian calls in. Caleb thinks George Beverly Shea sounds like he’s chewing a hamburger whilst singing.The crew gives relationship advice to a listener. Tim steps in the net as the comedy goalie. Daren gives scorching hot takes on Star Wars, and where did Alex’s nicknames come from?     Submit your relationship questions here!!!   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak

    085 - Vague Mafia, Gym Etiquette, and Woof Spiders

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2018 83:23

    This week, Jean (aka “Lil Freight”) joins the crew! Dustin shares his in-depth knowledge of Paw Patrol. Caleb experiences a guy at the gym that is out of control. Tim wants to build his own gym with special etiquette. And Monty receives an embroidered towel as a gift from a fan.

    084 - Bus Stench, King Kong, and Sauna Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2018 86:27

    This week, the bus stinks. Tim is struggling to stay awake during movies. Caleb thinks the squatty potty is a game changer. Freight is King Kong with a plethora of nans, and everybody thinks he should give a hotel comfort masterclass. Finally, the crew wants to get dressed up to see Luke Bryan at Busch Stadium.   Follow us on Twitter! @poddybreak Email the show! poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com

    083 - Osteen’s Board Game, Freight the Tricycle, and Philosophy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2018 109:36

    This week, Nekked (aka Monty, aka Gerber, aka Kevin) sits in! Tim has hot takes on Star Wars. Caleb thinks ranch can be used on everything. Branyan's chicken finger feud continues. Freight imitates Forrest Gump as Gonzo, Peter Dinklage grows once every year.

    082 - Freight Cakes, Ice Rats, and Bad National Anthems

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2018 111:05

    This week, Levi explores the potential of Cold Stone Steve Austin. Caleb is unsure if a pepper is a fruit. Freight's fame pulls people away from Bob's table. And Tim is in a Gospel trans. 

    081 - Copy Cats, Gym Peeves, and Lung Hockey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2018 110:53

    WE’RE BACK! This week, Olivia calls in unexpectedly to talk about her love life. Tim has had enough of the machine nesters at the gym. Bob thinks Naked looks like a giant baby. Caleb googles the definition of a hole. And Freight sings Cat Scratch Fever as Gonzo.

    080 - The Big Crew - Cats, Shawls and Sandy Soil

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2017 83:03

    The (extended) gang is here for our last episode of the year! This week, Todd, Jean & Aaron join from our TX office. Tim and Todd tell stories about Coach and Coach’s coach friends! Jean gets a visit from Nancy, the black cat. Todd wonders if there is such a thing as a male shawl. We recount our favorite dishes at the company Christmas party. And Pooz almost destroys a Target employee over a red boombox. Also in this episode: We discover Jean’s hatred of nature. Caleb and Josh are brought together by a Game Cube. The TX gang is very bitter about the basement situation in MO. We learn about a new country artist Sandy Soil. And Tim can see through his own skin. Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

    079 - Kenn Kington - Holy Nights and Silent Freightbacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2017 124:34

    Kenn Kington is back on the show! This week, Todd calls into the show. Tim finishes the last shows of 2017. Freight goes on a bender. The crew says goodbye to Josh. We learn everybody’s favorite Christmas movies. And Tim loses his Christmas spirit because of too many Pentatonix songs. Also on this episode: Tim gets a typewriter. The gang introduces Kenn to the best version of “O Holy Night”. Rick Astley can’t hit those notes. Inflatable Santa has problems on the roof. The bus breaks down temporarily. And Freight assembles some Ikea furniture.Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Kenn at kennkington.comTweet Kenn @kennkington

    078 - John Branyan - Vampires, Balloons and Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 84:47

    John Branyan is BACK, and it’s time to get weird! This week, Tim counts people’s items in the express lane. Freight has an amazing Costco strategy. John is old enough to get away with petty crimes. Tim offends Jewish Vampires. And Caleb gets very upset when Freight eats his bison burger. Also on this episode: Tim’s elbow is filling up with water. Heather doesn’t put groceries in a bag. The gang thinks Freight should have his own parade balloon, and subsequently, a calendar. And John gets served an original, hand-crafted Freightback.Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!Get more of John at johnbranyan.comTweet John @john_branyan

    077 - Dustin Nickerson - Pirates, Cinnabons and Freestyles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2017 98:49

    Dustin is back on the Poddy Bus!! This week, Tim gets everyone ready to podcast, and then just starts eating in the middle of the room. Dustin tells a regional joke that doesn’t land. Spoiled Rich Kid hears from his first potential female suitor, and it doesn’t go well.  Caleb tries to Google “Painted Baby Pictures”. And a Freight joke goes over the line. (You’ve been warned.) Also on this episode: Tim does a freestyle rap about school picture day. Naked drops his Cinnabon. Dustin’s son pukes the entire color spectrum. Caleb fully inserts his hand into the cream cheese. The gang talks their favorite music. And Freight goes all in on a screaming goat toy.Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! For more of Dustin check out dustinnickerson.comOr tweet him @DustinNickerson

    076 - Bob Smiley - Donkeys, Salads and Hallmark Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2017 86:02

    Bob Smiley takes a break from eating squirrel to go out on the road with us! This week, Tim has a solid salad. Caleb wonders if Missouri, as a state, uses too much ranch dressing. Bob gets kicked out of a cut-rate Bowling Hall of Fame. And Freight is PUMPED for some Hallmark Christmas movies. Also in this episode: Bob and Tim bleed on stage. Caleb dry heaves while looking at a bowler’s thumb. Freight tells a story about Stan the Donkey whilst sitting atop his throne. Bob runs down the list of things you’re encouraged to kill. Tim’s dogs are in need of respiratory assistance. AND LADIES… submit your applications to win a date with Spoiled Rich Kid. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/Tweet him @bobsmileycomic

    075 - John Branyan - Driftwood, Hobos and Cat Witter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2017 72:30

    John Branyan is in the house! This week, nobody can hear, and everybody wants reverb.  The gang talks fighting. Baby Josh has trouble speaking. Freight has a condition where nobody wants to listen to him. Caleb fields a bunch of questions from Twitter.  And there might be a flame thrower outside the bus.Also in this episode: Caleb wants to know what autumn in the park smells like. Tim fears the combover. Freight wants to look like a full on hobo. John does more Freight introductions. And we witness the glorious QUADRUPLE FREIGHTBACK!!!!Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!Get more of John at johnbranyan.comTweet John @john_branyan

    074 - Dustin Nickerson - Thieves, Thongs and Trafts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2017 85:27


    The awesome Dustin Nickerson hops on the bus! This week, Tim tells a completely erroneous fun facts about Freight. Caleb starts a dialog about the dress code on the bus. Dustin kneels at the sight of Tim’s American Flag pants. Josh’s adulthood status is questioned. And Freight wants to gently rock Dustin like a baby.Also in this episode: Tim wants to journal but doesn’t. Joke thieves steal one of Tim’s jokes. Tim steals one of Bob Smiley’s jokes. Dustin steals one of Pete Holmes jokes, and immediately back pedals. Tim and Dustin discuss the comedy boom.  And Freight takes a little nap.Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! For more of Dustin check out dustinnickerson.com Or tweet him @DustinNickerson


    073 Video - John Crist - Boxing, Jingles and Nabbers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2017 91:02

    John’s back for a VIDEO PODCAST!! It’s like sound you can SEE! This week, John gets in a boxing match. Tim almost catches a fly. Josh kills a moth with the unopened Jonnie W DVD. Crappaw gets a nifty nabber and goes on Shark Tank. Freight drops a fair trade, organic FREIGHTBACK! Also on this episode: The Breville almost becomes a tool of ultimate bug destruction. The show almost doesn’t go on when the power goes out. Tim writes a Freightback jingle. Caleb has serious geographical deficiencies. The moth calls into the show. And John over analyzes a handshake.Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get the gist of Crist: http://www.johncristcomedy.com/

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