The Tim Hawkins Podcast

In Part 2 of their conversation, the crew begins with some heartfelt discussion about what it means to be authentic.  Then they move on to the family supermarket, seedless fruits, and "What I'm loving." They end discussing the sleep habits of President Trump...lots of laughter mixed with tired--a perfect combination!

The group is together for Part 1 of a 2-part conversation (come back next week!) as Luke and Liv give an update on their new house and Tim recounts the roast of John Crist at his surprise birthday party,   They discuss "small talk," remembering people's names, and memorable strange neighbors.  They talk about the new version of the movie "Dune", Nicholas Cage and Tim and Heather's "new show."  Be sure to come back next time for Part 2!

The gang is all back together as they discuss moving any body part to another part of the body, Youtube Rabbit Holes, dating shows and false prophets.  The concept of disciplining adults, wedding reception advice and "What are you Loving" ties this little escapade with a nice bow.  Check us out on Youtube!

The crew is back discussing their various health maladies, thoughts on the Chiefs and the Super Bowl, looking at 'Merica and evaulating all kinds of accents around the world. Lenny Kravitz, John Mayer, Garth Brooks and his alter-ego, Chris Gaines are in the crosshairs as well.  Be sure to watch on Youtube and subscribe!

The Hawkins kids are in the house, as Tim and Heather are out, and Hollywood, fashion and entertainment are all in the cross-hairs!  They reflect on growing up in the Hawkins house, Jackson shares his musical prowess, which of course leads to group karaoke.  Open-Pantry-People, family dinners, and other family memories are shared.

Tim and Heather are joined by Jackson and Spencer as the bookend children--Tim shares about his dentist experience, an awful lot of Pope talk, and an important health update from Heather. Levi can't resist and chimes in along the way as they talk about Youtube go-to's, favorite animation movies, and Holland is up way past his bedtime (shhhh....don't tell mom.)

Levi, Luke and Liv join Tim for this musical extravaganza of songy-songs.  They talk about the cult of Taylor Swift, dreams, guys who know how to do stuff, and share some New Year's resolutions (but not really).  Welcome to 2024 Hodunks!

Cousin Cole Hawkins joins the crew today for plenty of Christmas merriment.  They talk about lots of family memories at Grandma's house, cinnamon roll eating etiquette, the new Wonka movie, the genius of Dr. Seuss, and the show WRAPS up with some amazing Christmas freestyle RAP.  Merry Christmas from the Hawkins clan!

In our “not yet Christmas” show, Luke is stressed out after looking for a new house that had a bumper pool table, the team gives family travel tips over the holidays and also discussed how we survived without phones and the virtue of actually reading. Disney adults, a crazy cult and Christmas songs round out this early Christmas gift of a show.

Tim and the kids are on this week to talk about the family trip to Branson, MO, where apparently Tim is more famous than anyone else.  Then they obviously moved on to the topics of worms, malaria and the family health histories.  Shakespeare analysis, video and movie and podcast reviews and the CMA awards top off this episode of goodness.

Friend of the family Christian joins Luke, Tim, Heather and Spencer, along with Luna the puppy, to discuss skiing escapades, Tim's viral "Home School Family" video, and the amazing qualities of the musical Bible version.  Tim opens up about his recent show taping in Nashville and the journey to where he is now.  Finally, a staple of the show lately--cringeworthy church videos.  They end with an analysis of end-of-life decisions...inspired by a walk down the red carpet. Fun time for all!

It's Tim and the kids this week!  Levi starts off the podcast with Luke and Liv, talking about celebrity heads and plastic surgery and the Snow White Disney mistake.  The overall word for the day is CRINGEY--lots and lots of videos including Taylor Swifts 'cars and bars' and other cringey country music.  Then Spencer jumps in the chair with his AI-generated plant-based lyrics and they're off! In fact, Liv actually sings their own Taylor-inspired AI lyrics.

The crew is back together bemoaning the foulness of Tim's king-sized hot tub.  Heather has some knobs to paint, so Levi joins the gang in her place for the rest of the show.  They hear a Luke Bryan "beer" compilation, discuss what bail is, and Tim shares some funny videos.  Finally, Tim's A.I. generated artwork for his upcoming special causes quite a stir.  Stay tuned for an upcoming episode live from the hot tub!

The crew is half in costume with football/Taylor swift talk, Liv's SHAQ 2 movie trailer, and food travels in middle America.  Tim has "Something Interesting", various theories are bandied about, and the Office Halloween trailer caps off this fall festival/Halloween/Trunk or Treating extravaganza!

The crew is back together and in rare form, starting with what tool would you be in the toolbox. Tim births two new songs, including “Dump Run” and “Ham Pants,' they talk about how to live longer, some of Noah's questions and show reviews. Lots of laughs--be sure to watch us on Youtube!

Tim, Luke and Spencer are together--supposedly babysitting the kids--no ladies allowed!  They start off with  TV show talk, Dinosaurs, and LUke desperately tries to get them to do the gas station Tier List. They end with lots of church talk and opinions along with the Reviews of the week.  We think the kids are still ok, but not quite sure...be sure to watch us on Youtube!

It's a special day as Tim's mom/Liv's grandma/Heather's mother-in-law joins them for lots of laughs and memories.  They talk about favorite foods, favorite and worst movies, traveling, shopping, school projects...lots of memories shared by all. Be sure to check us out on Youtube and meet everyone's favorite!

Tim and Heather welcome their friend and fellow comic Jonnie W. to the show, with lots of fun stories and memories from the road.  Jonnie talks about that time he thought he killed on "America's Got Talent" and all the opportunities that they've both had over the years.  A fun show with lots of laughs for sure! Be sure to check out Jonnie W. at his website: jonniew.com

The crew has lots of hair (or lack of it) talk, along with the family's big heads, old school workout routines and getting healthy.  They talk about cringey church stuff, Tim being controlled by the dark lord and bemoaning the fact there's just TOO MUCH stuff in the world!  Watch us on Youtube!

The crew googles "Florida Man", talks about what it must be like to be a famous person, and Luke and Tim share backpacking and hiking adventures. Tim shares "Something Interesting" that's actually something annoying, they complete the Tier of the week and watch cringey videos--and Liv shares the best podcast review to date.   See us on Youtube!

Headphones and analyzing people's teeth kicks off this episode, then "Something Happened to Me"and Liv's Samurai sword story.  The team produces their "90's Worship Songs" tier rankings, play voice memo roulette, followed by Youtube comment roulette...but no really, we love your comments!  Check us out on Youtube!

This week introduces a 5th member of the crew--the Laptop!  They analyze videos, listen to music and play a game of "Cookie Tier List"--followed quickly by "Kardashian Tier List." Who woulda thought the National Enquirer would be such a major contributor to this week's show?!

The crew comes together to discuss food trucks, biker shorts, and Jackson brings his best rant yet. The Godmother makes her return, there's Voice Memo Roulette, and of course, reviews of the week.  Check us out on Youtube!

The crew starts off with "Voice Memo Roulette" and then moves on to random iphone Notes, culminating in Tim's Donut Sermon.  A new segment called "Something Interesting Happened This Week" (complete with theme music) makes its debut, along with Tim workshopping "Guy You Haven't Seen In Awhile."  Spencer calls in and they finish up with Youtube reviews.  Don't forget to check us out on video!

We begin with the world premiere of the "Camu Camu" song from "friend of the show" Luke, then a St. Louis concert review that legitimately covers ALL the bases.  There's music from Papa Razzi and the Photogs, and then "Guess That GenZ Word" with Jackson.  All together now--TIM-HAW-KINS! TIM-HAW-KINS!

The crew is adjusting to being on video as they analyze each other's hand motions and enjoy candy cigarettes.  Tim gets recognized in public, and the group lauds the genius of iconic sitcoms like Seinfeld and The Office.  The crazy family text thread leads to some CRAZY stories, their Swedish friend calls in and they wrap up with a little Q&A.  If you ever wondered what it looks like--check us out on YOUTUBE.

The crew starts a little slow as they fire up the video cameras to celebrate episode #100--so be sure to check it out on Youtube starting NOW!  They discuss definitions of "late" and "on time," a house update, and highlights of the first 100 shows.  Billboards, the most annoying musical instruments, and questions from the audience make up this momentous occasion.

The crew is very reflective as they analyze history, renaissance and the rise of art, Luke and Liv visit Levi for some new music, and creepy first kiss stories. They talk about lady standup comics, the FROYO experience, and finally an important appliance update.

The crew is together with wedding music reviews, Olivia's wisdom tooth adventure, Racoon hunting, and the secret to being a good friend.  They discuss the merits of getting up early, bathroom horror stories and autotune adventures.  The most 23rd best improv podcast in the world--Huzzah!

It's a family affair for Olivia's birthday! Keegan's dad Mark joins in with favorite Seinfeld moments, an analysis of woke beer commercials, spot-on celebrity impressions, a recent wedding review of do's and don'ts, and Holland shares pertinent sea creature facts.

The crew starts with Christian bachelor parties, classic pranks, and Luke and Liv's triathlon recap. Spencer calls in with funny things Holland says, they talk about Taylor Swift, ChatGPT, and Timmy Hypekins reads the reviews.

Beginning with a real estate update, the crew moves on to discuss cremation etiquette, tornado attire, Japanese game shows, camping, first dates, and finally, Liv puts a call out for her very own sugar daddy.

The crew is back and as random as ever! They start off with some ASMR, followed by stories of Mississippi, seeing the optometrist, a quick visit from Brenjamin, going to the beach, curse words, managing money, and a HUGE kitchen announcement!

Tim and Heather carry the weight as they reminisce about the good ol' days and share what it took to get to where they are today.  Lots of funny back stories, great advice, great friends, bits that bombed and people who helped Tim grow as a comedian--an inspirational episode for sure!

Levi joins the crew as they discuss being tongue-tied, the junk drawer, and the good old days of being in school.  Tipping, cringey Christian activities, movies that make you cry and Luke and Liv's music round out a good time had by all.

The crew discusses how to make the world better, give a house appliance update, and a childhood picture of Luke sparks "growing up" stories.  Jackson's rant sets off a discussion about snacks and open sores, as well as revisiting the wedding playlist discussion with "Pitch Correction Kanye."

It's all about the fans in Episode 90! The "hated" Caleb makes his triumphant return to the show and discusses his weight loss challenge with Tim and the crew. "Caleb-hater" John Marshall joins the show in the first installment of fan participation! Music talk, workout talk, van life, and some background on Tim's career and comedy process. Lots of Q&A with the fans as well.

This star-studded episode includes "guest appearances" by musician Jacob Collier, Arnold Schwarzenegger, their friend Bobby (ACTUAL Bobby) and Little Timmy Hypekins. Lots of love for Levi's music, along with reviews/questions of the week and crew's best and worst talents.

The crew is back in part one of an extended podcast--they discuss how everyone's a scammer and their personal candy temptations. Heather poses a question to the group--"what are you doing today that 5 years ago you never expected to be doing?" Tim shares his favorite Hobby Lobby signs and messages, how tattoos are kinda "out", and a new segment called "Join the Ministry."

Jackson jumps in with the crew as they discuss steroids, updating Tim's performance rider, and the state of country music.  They talk a little revival, Tim's new "Karen Song", and do the weekly show reviews.  Great to be back!

Vegans, more stove talk (will it ever arrive?), a local bar band, the "AMEN" guy, and bad restaurant service highlight the crew's discussion this week.  Little Timmy Hypekins makes an appearance, along with some outstanding reviews of the week.

The crew talks music producing, Tim and Heather give a stove update, and they discuss whether Jesus was funny or not.  There's insight into the couple's fights, Tim's old jobs, Liv's growing pains, and a new sitcom performance that proves AI isn't funny.

The crew discusses who's the (scape)GOAT, athletics and returning to High school Lots of Sundance Festival movie reviews, general thoughts on culture, reviews of the week and a special biblical presentation from the Godmother.

The crew begins by discussing Olivia's hair loss and Furries at the mall.  Then they discover Artificial intelligence comes in the form of ChatGPT, creating a dialogue and song to share. They discuss the creative process, ice baths, and Olivia finishes up with a musical number you'll be singing for days.

Ladies and gentlemen--meet the newest member of the crew: Tim Hypekins!  The group continues on from last time with reviews of the week, and then they discuss the effects of recently quitting social media.  Finally, Little Timmy Hypekins gives you an in-depth look at who he is, what he's all about and finally, how He would handle a bad basketball referee.

Tim is in rare form as the original crew discusses real and imaginary animals and the anxiety of the dentist and other appointments. Luke's brother gets married, which leads down a path of wedding horror stories, horrible speeches and food disasters.  This is Part One, with more to come next week so stay tuned!!

The crew is all over the place, discovering a whole new language in the Sims 3 world. They discuss favorite cartoons and childhood tv shows, best antagonist and protagonist in a movie, Harry and Megan drama, and they end up analyzing a cringey Christian movie "end of the date" scene.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  The crew debriefs on their Christmas. holiday, including an update from the youngest member Holland.  They share their best gift they've ever received, which naturally led of course to discussing how animals were named by Adam and Eve. Finally they introduce a new segment, "Top 3 Reviews of the Week."

Jackson joins the crew and they discuss how they'd spend a per diem if they had one, movie analysis, and they each attempt the two-minute talking challenge.  They discuss a theory about Tim's eating habits, least favorite Christmas songs and read podcast reviews and DM's.

Tim is out sick, so the crew takes over.  Caleb talks about the BEST day of his life, then they talk about their Spotify Wraps, as well as  other things we should do yearly wraps on.  "Preachers and Sneakers" goes under the microscope, Luke and Liv give wedding planning advice, as well as their Christmas list essentials.

It's a free for all as EVERYONE joins in on this episode, discussing charcuterie, christmas movies, actors and music ideas. Liv gives a recap on her movie star experience, Caleb shares his new movie ideas and Levi gives insights on music creation.