Pork Chop Kings

We cut up a really long episode. Topics include; getting tested for Covid, being in quarantine, freedom from art and the oncoming wave of evictions. Who could've guessed that Ron DeSantis would've done a poor job at his whole thing? Who could believe that people who are interested in profit are excited to buy up large amounts of housing? How long until too many people apply for unemployment again? One thing is for sure, the Kings will always bring the slop for our hogs.  Intro- Ricky Sylvia/Rick Ross Outro- Gipsy Kings "A Mi Manera" @chopkings

This is one of Matt Gaetz hot takes compilations from last week in his new very good podcast. Our take? Tepid. Luke warm takes. Have fun. Outro- It's a War- Trampled By Turtles Credit to Matt Gaetz pod 24 I guess to avoid legal action. I dunno. I guess it would be good publicity for the pod if Matt Gaetz sued a podcast with 10 listeners for making fun of him.

Sometimes you gotta pork your friends up from protests. bail fund for FL @ChopKings

Hey guys. This episode is mostly about our good friends Marco, Rick and Ron and how cool they are. On a very serious note, the police have murdered two people in the last few months, and another was murdered by vigilanties. In all cases, these murders were not prosecuted or taken seriously until public pressure caused the government to do so. Community is important. Social movement is important. Solidarity with the protestors around the country. RIP George Floyd, Breonna Taylor and Ahmaud Arbery.  Here's how to  support those who are helping to draw attention to the racial and class disparities in our country and demand justice: https://www.dsa-la.org/support_floyd_protests_nationwide https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/ Special thanks to the Ybor City Stogie for featuring us https://yborcitystogie.blogspot.com/ Outro- Gary Clark Jr- When My Train Pulls In

It makes you poop. Got a letter in the mail from US Rep. Kathy Castor and I had some thoughts. Maybe I do this more? 

Learning about the way resident doctors are like college football players. Learning about the way people love the booming real estate market in Tampa Heights while forgetting about the impact on the communities that have lived there and the whole 2008 recession that washed out the same market. Also, don't pay your rent along with many others. Also the everglades is drying up. Petition: https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jane-castor-enact-rent-cancellation-and-forgiveness-in-tampa Outro- The Menzingers Good Things

The unemployment system is broken. But would it have been different if we had a different governor.... probably not. John is particularly low t, Dave is living his best life, Adam is kind of there and Peter shows up briefly. We talk about the unemployment system, all the legislators who voted for it. And there's an app. And John loses all hope by the end. Enjoy! @chopkings on twitter There is a rent strike started by USF students I forgot to mention https://www.wmnf.org/no-jobs-no-rent-usf-student-rent-strike/

This was the kings 2 days before the last episode you heard.  DO MUTUAL AID AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR COMMUNITY https://www.facebook.com/Tampa-Food-Not-Bombs-236262856416700/ Outro- We Were Promised Jetpacks "Picture of Health"

DO MUTUAL AID AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR COMMUNITY https://www.dreamdefenders.org/ https://mutualaiddisasterrelief.org/about/ Email or hit us up on twitter for more details @chopkings or porkchopkingspodcast@gmail.com Thank you Getulio Intro- Same Outro- Floor

Never forget that our state's Democratic apparatus (I suppose the Republicans go without saying)  turned it's back on policies like Medicare For All, a Green New Deal, Housing for All and College Debt Relief as out state suffered from lack of health insurance, rising seas, affordable housing shortages and cost of living increases.  Intro- Ricky Sylvia/Rick Ross and T Pain Outro- N.O.C.H.- 1.1.8

Rounding out the episode we got Ron Desantis continuing a racist voting system, Mike Huckleberry beach bummers, a FL congressman committed to not amending the sentences of people in prison, 1/3 of children in Florida being food insecure, 200 rounds fired in 5 pm Miami traffic, and the dumbest twins in the city of Tampa. RIP Luptons. twitter Outro- Namaste by Floor

Scientology is taking over Clearwater. James Grant is bad. John was a child republican. Lets talk about some pipes. This episode had a lot of stuff in it. We talked about the making of the modern republican party in Florida too. We have another ep from the session coming soon. check out the listicle we helped on here tell colin wolf your dreams here our twitter here Be sure to listen till the end. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross and Ricky Sylvia Outro- Mike Haridopolos and his wife singing happy birthday to Rick Scott

Howdy. Thought this episode was lost but then I found it. Great Guests! The Kings talk about healthcare, the 535 million dollars that we gave back to corporations, NFL labor disputes, and our blessed savior the God of Chaos amongst other things. https://twitter.com/ChopKings porkchopkingspodcast@gmail.com Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- Ben Affleck Commentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

Joe Gruter's isn't listening. Only citizens can vote. Villagers for Trump in need of tech support. Miami has approximately 17% of its available housing sitting vacant as the working class are increasingly priced out of the city they support through their labor. And Jeffery Epstein, a man who is a registered sex offender in the state of Florida and New York, has attended numerous gatherings with Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, has the names of such upstanding citizens as Phillip Levine in his "black book" and who is also apparently linked to Matt Groenig, is dead. Now, let's talk about the cool Democratic primary. Oh yes. There was a masked orgy in Deltona and someone stole a gun. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- 20 Size by Mogwai @chopkings

The kings place themselves in the callused yet comforting hands of journalist and Antifa supersoldier Colin Wolf (who now knows our true identities and could ruin us all if he so chooses). The important topics, Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, John Morgan and Western Chauvinist adjacent huckster Jacob Engles. Sprinkle in some centrist bashing and impending Chris King body, and you have the ingredients for a great time. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran Also, the "And they were roommates" vine https://twitter.com/WolfColin https://twitter.com/ChopKings porkchopkingspodcast@gmail.com

After the first debate, our 3 morally bankrupt heros huddled around a mic to discuss what happened and why Marianne Williamson is unironically good. Adam built a house while we talked about Bill De Blasio, Cory Booker, Elizabeth Warren and Beto himself.  https://twitter.com/ChopKings

Adam takes a break to fumble about life while Dave and John bring you back to some original T stuff. Talking about old men, talking about climate death, talking about having to log on your work computer how many times you take a piss. Talking about going fishing behind rich people's houses and getting in trouble. Real high T.  https://twitter.com/ChopKings Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- Crossing The Road Material by Mogwai This company treats its employees like dog crap https://www.cognizant.com/en_us https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/19/18681845/facebook-moderator-interviews-video-trauma-ptsd-cognizant-tampa

Got more T then we know what to do with as pod season continues. Adam once again provides little in the way of substance, but a great deal in the way of masculinity. John reads the newspaper for most of the cast about fun subjects like our Big Boy Governor signing laws, the death penalty, real estate, and Mike Hill faking a Trump friendship before outing himself as religious zealot. Dave breaks down the philosophy of Atlas Shrugged: Part 1 and why he had to do it to 'em.  Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-m564_TIU

Matt Gaetz got milkshaked, Ron DeSantis went to Israel, making dubious claims and bringing a retinue of about 100, including many lobbyists, Carnival Cruise loves dumping poop and Adam loves the void. Thanks for listening. Also, Mike Hill is bad. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- Smoko by The Chats  

Fresh from the front of the Florida posting wars, our very average t dudes are back at this, the end of another month. Topics include, nobody knows the richest man in Florida, He Said She Said and how good it is, and between two cities we have made the West. Turns out, the legislature doesn't want to worry about the environment, Michael Dreijka has a history of threatening people, and Matt Gaetz has hired a white nationalist (and nobody cares?). Also, James Grant.   Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross, T-Pain, Kodak Black Outro- Old Town Road by Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus

Your kings have returned to talk real hog stuff. Adam has officially become a king, deserving of all the privileges and rights thereof. Like suffering the wasting brain disease that leads one to follow one JW Grant's Twitter account and latest attempt to take away peoples rights. He also calls John a keyboard, which leads to questions about his very basis as a person. Dave finally gets honest about his land buying problems. Jeff Brandes doesn't want the police looking at your phone data, but he does want everyone in public high school to get a chance to quote the bible. Good news, we can all smoke weed now, everywhere. Did you know there is a Democrat state rep who loves Trump and also fights demons? Neither did we. 

John and Dave take a very much needed trip into our beautiful state politics. We love it. All our friends are here. Ron, Matt Gaetz, Joe Gruters, intravenous drugs, and Ron Book. Charter schools are in! Not drilling for oil in the Everglades is out. Criminal justice reform is in, not spreading aids is out! One day we will all be more like Joe Rogan. Intro- Florida Boy- Rick Ross ft. T-Pain and Kodak Black Outro- Party in the Dark- Mogwai

This is the end of history. Also type Ron Desantis and Tampa Bay Times in google and see how many articles come up that mention he is a) not Rick Scott and b) defying expectations. Go ahead. #pitbullisneverabadinvestment https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/columns/carlton-so-far-desantis-is-gov-not-scott-20190120/

Hey. Merry Christmas. Here you go. Blaise Ingoglia wants to frack Florida. Sparkman's Wharf is an abomination. Weed is not affordable. Ron Desantis is a big ol' d-bag and there were some poor choices made by the previous administration. 

The Kings are back and they are super serious about Sticky Nicki Fried and the bongwater backwash of the recent election/recount/letdown (Other then Anna V. Eskamani and Carlos Smith, also Dianne Hart). Also, invasive species in Florida, specifically monkeys. Ummmm...we need somebody else to be our Chainsaw Daddy. Feat. Bong Sound, Joe Redner, Dana Young, Sticky Nicki, News of Monkeys in Ft. Lauderdale. Intro- Florida Boy Outro- Like Mike by Teknoe    

Take that, you hogs.  Feat. Weedo, Billy (the boy), Peter Outro- Trampled by Turtles "Codeine"

These are the Tampa Bay state elected officials who decided it wasn't worth their time to have a special session on stand your ground after the murder of Markeis McGlockton.  Dana Young, Tom Lee, Jeff Brandes, Bill Galvano, Blaise Ingoglia, J.W. (Or James or Jamie or Jimbo) Grant, Chris Sprowls, Larry Ahern (happened in his district), Danny Burgess, Richard Corcoran, Chris Latvala, Amber Mariano, Kathtleen Peters, Jake Raburn, Ross Spano, Jackie Toledo, Lawrence McClure. This does nothing to tell you about the actual content of this episode, but it is probably the most important information for you to know, in our humble hog opinoins. Brian was there, too. 

John, Dave and newer Floridian and fellow posting warrior Adam take a journey through blockchain fanatic and free market temple guardian Jamie Grant and his epic war on hair braiding regulations, having a training to shoot a gun and accountability for the use of public funds when creating jobs. Adam shows us Bill Hodges, a man who is still at it after all these years. The hogs squeal in delight as Matt Gaetz makes up Honodurans. Dave gets too excited about Donna to talk about her past her accomplishments as UM president, corporate stooge, Clinton Foundation Czar and now lackluster US congressional candidate. Squeal, baby, squeal. Intro- "Florida Boy" Rick Ross ft. T-Pain and Kodak Black Outro- The Bill Hodges News Boogie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGon2ZU5pkU&t=33s "Guantanamera" Enrique Santos ft. Donna Shalala https://twitter.com/DonnaShalala/status/1052568248737247233/video/1

The average human male head is somewhere around 55 centimeters. We found it on the internet. Dave says Matt's bigger. He has no hard data to back this up. But most of the show doesn't so whatever. Matt Gaetz wants the firing squad to come back and wants you to know about his Borat impression and have you seen "Scarface"? Man that movie is like...my life man. Also Dana Young is a NRA and corporate shill who cares more about getting rid of taxes on commercial leasing (something we can all relate to, am I right?) then she does about the environment. Currently she is pretending she cares about dog and human lives. But to be clear, she doesn't at least in any meaningful way. She voted against a special session to reexamine Stand Your Ground after Markeis McGlockton was murdered. Not very fun actually when you thing about it. But she is related to a member of the Pork Chop Gang, so have some mercy. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- Wolves at the Door by David Bazan

Here at the Pork Chop Kings, we want you to know that the rights of common criminals are more important than yours. Say, do you think if Amendment 6 passes, all tax payers that were ripped off by Rick Scott's company will be able to appear in court to chastise him? Anyways, the Kings wade through the slop, oinking and eating up some Florida politics. Here's a takeaway from Tallahasee for you, it takes 7 years to be considered by the State regarding voting rights if you are a felon. Also, you will have to pray you are one of the lucky 21 out of over 10,000. Bill Nelson is excited to not support anything that Andrew Gillum brings to the table. Rick Scott wants to get some court appointees in, but not to fear, he already has a loyal non-activist and literal reader of documents in Ricky Polston. We get to look forward to him on the bench for the next 8-13 years. Vote yes on Amendment 4 so all crimes will be legal, vote yes on Amendment 6 so that Mcdonald's can have more of a say in whether or not you win your lawsuit against them for continuing to skimp on the fries and so that those pesky accused criminals stop having so much power. Oink, oink. Tucker "Neutron Bomb" Carlson being an idiot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMM4_uYpQg Outro song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkYTasn8sME

The Kings blast off into the most expensive senate race in the country between a guy who repeats bible verses while he runs and bipartisanly voted to let Donald Trump listen to your calls to your great aunt without a warrant and a guy who created a company that routinely defrauded patients and the federal government when he still had hair. This is what we got. David gives a taste of those sweet, sweet white collar crime numbers and John talks payload specialists and chill sesh's with the Cruz missile himself. Also, Andrew Gillum won! And then Ron Desantis used racially coded language about him? But it wasn't racist? But if you google "monkey" there is literally no way that word has ever been used in a racist connotation ever and there is no bad way to use monkey and people have been using it for a long time and a guy frothed at the mouth while he pounded out a Medium post about it so the Kings read it and now we are all dumber. John said "15 million". What he meant was 1.5 million. If anybody said 50 states they meant 57. And also Chris King was quite possibly sent by his messiah to the Lieutenant Governorship right after this podcast was recorded. RIP Terry Power. https://medium.com/@mike.kersmarki/democrats-media-monkeying-around-with-florida-gubernatorial-race-9347d2174aea    

The Kings return like a cold sore on Florida political news. John and Dave wade through the blue-green ballroom dance of Florida politicians, capitalists and bipartisanship in the chambers of the Fanjul mansions and US Sugar hunting lodges. Jeff Greene isn't voting for Ron Howard. 39,000 people don't get Medicaid so Rick Scott can spend 100 million big ones on urinal cakes that say "Visit Florida". Jobs are up, but the ability to receive medical care isn't. Dana Young and every single Republican state legislator from the Tampa Bay area with the exception of Shawn Harrison decline a special session to repeal Stand Your Ground after the murder of Markeis McGlockton. Also, surprise, the arrest warrant for Michael Drejka states exactly what was reported in the press days after the murder. This is a media empire founded on anal bleaching. Thank you.

Pork Chop Kings, High-T Dave and Low-T John, recap the final Democratic Debate in the race for Florida's Governorship. Will they be seduced by the bland centrist delusions of Gwen Graham and Philip Levine or Andrew Gillum's tepid brand of hush-hush Democratic Socialism that somehow doesn't include an endorsement of Medicare for All or any concrete affordable housing policies? Perhaps there is a third way... the High-E maverick snake-handler from Orlando known as Chris King, John sure seems to think so, but he has been charmed by men pretending to be pastors before.  Oh yeah and also there is a fourth way now: free backpacks as far as the eye can see. That's right, folks, Jeff Greene. Sort of like your friend from middle school's nice dad who lets you eat whatever you want at sleepovers except he made $4billion trading credit default swaps while everyone in FL got their house foreclosed on.  Also of note, John recaps the state-sanctioned murder of Markeis McGlockton and David yells at old people. The boys call for the seizure of of all the Fanjul family assets and dream of a Really REALLY Big Sugar. 

The Pork Chop Kings put their minds and bodies to the test and watch the entire 51 minute feeding frenzy at the Gaylord Palms Resort & Trough. That's right, folks, the first debate in the Florida GOP gubernatorial primary. Listen as The Kings try to focus on this vapid, mind-numbing affair without dipping into extreme rage or despondency. Find out which candidate ultimately gets to take their seat at the right hand of the Daddy and claim Trump as their one true father. Will it be former Little League World Series standout centerfielder and Gitmo war criminal Ron DeSantis or human scarecrow and 100%-totally-not-fake citrus farmer Adam Putnam? You'll have to tune in to find out. Jk, it's DeSantis.   Then, David listens in awe as John unveils some groundbreaking marketplace solutions to homelessness in downtown Orlando (spoiler alert: it doesn't involve housing!!!!) http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-orlando-aggressive-panhandling-up-20180709-story.html