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Two brothers discuss life, current events, and really just anything that they want.

Faris Randolph & Troy Pain


    • Jun 1, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 22m AVG DURATION
    • 142 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Rise of the Earthmen

    Episode 81: This year has been so crazy I forgot about the UFOs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 96:47


    Troy and Faris return from quarantine to discuss cops, bidets, and the great deals happening at Target.

    Episode 81: This year has been so crazy I forgot about the UFOs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 96:47


    Troy and Faris return from quarantine to discuss cops, bidets, and the great deals happening at Target.

    Episode 80: Logan's has the best yeast rolls!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 53:00


    Troy and Faris discuss the pandemic, the pandemic, and the pandemic that is happening world wide.

    Episode 80: Logan's has the best yeast rolls!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 53:00


    Troy and Faris discuss the pandemic, the pandemic, and the pandemic that is happening world wide.

    Episode 79: Does peeing on someone stop the coronavirus?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 91:55


    Troy and Faris discuss the coronavirus outbreak, Dababy's right hand, and why little people are short on acting roles?

    Episode 79: Does peeing on someone stop the coronavirus?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 91:55


    Troy and Faris discuss the coronavirus outbreak, Dababy's right hand, and why little people are short on acting roles?

    Episode 78: Winston-Salem doesn't really suck that bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 89:39


    Troy and Faris discuss the coronavirus conspiracies, what to do with the homeless people, and why people can be unbearable.

    Episode 78: Winston-Salem doesn't really suck that bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 89:39


    Troy and Faris discuss the coronavirus conspiracies, what to do with the homeless people, and why people can be unbearable.

    Episode 77: Crusin' for a Bruisin' (Unless Mike Bloomberg pays us to change it)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 79:19


    Troy and Faris discuss what's been happening this week and once again admit that they are willing to sell out. Give us some of that money Mike!

    Episode 77: Crusin' for a Bruisin' (Unless Mike Bloomberg pays us to change it)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 79:19


    Troy and Faris discuss what's been happening this week and once again admit that they are willing to sell out. Give us some of that money Mike!

    Episode 76: I introduced my 2 and a half year old to TikTok and she loves it

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 75:07


    Troy and Faris discuss The Oscars, XFL, and why some people shouldn't drive.

    Episode 76: I introduced my 2 and a half year old to TikTok and she loves it

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 75:07


    Troy and Faris discuss The Oscars, XFL, and why some people shouldn't drive.

    Episode 75: Another episode, another poop discussion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 76:54


    Troy and Faris discuss the tragic death of Kobe Bryant and the media reaction to it. There is a lot of discussion about the Grammys and the cringefest that was.

    Episode 75: Another episode, another poop discussion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 76:54


    Troy and Faris discuss the tragic death of Kobe Bryant and the media reaction to it. There is a lot of discussion about the Grammys and the cringefest that was.

    Episode 74: Virginia is for gun lovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 70:29


    Troy and Faris dive in on guns and the media portrayal of violence.

    Episode 74: Virginia is for gun lovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 70:29


    Troy and Faris dive in on guns and the media portrayal of violence.

    Episode 73: Not to be listened to while eating.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 86:52


    Troy and Faris discuss the non-war with Iran, fires down under, and enough disgusting stuff that you should not listen while eating.

    Episode 73: Not to be listened to while eating.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 86:52


    Troy and Faris discuss the non-war with Iran, fires down under, and enough disgusting stuff that you should not listen while eating.

    Episode 72: Movies need more butt wiping scenes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 63:07


    Troy and Faris discuss the upcoming World War 3, the Golden Globes, and proper wiping techniques.

    Episode 72: Movies need more butt wiping scenes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 63:07


    Troy and Faris discuss the upcoming World War 3, the Golden Globes, and proper wiping techniques.

    Episode 71: Checkmate Y2K

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 93:17


    Troy and Faris end the year, and decade, with a discussion about police force, the NFL, and holiday get togethers.

    Episode 71: Checkmate Y2K

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 93:17


    Troy and Faris end the year, and decade, with a discussion about police force, the NFL, and holiday get togethers.

    Episode 70: Like a tasty Christmas fruitcake

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 85:16


    Troy and Faris are full of holiday cheer and discussing the best ways to navigate the Christmas season.

    Episode 70: Like a tasty Christmas fruitcake

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 85:16


    Troy and Faris are full of holiday cheer and discussing the best ways to navigate the Christmas season.

    Episode 69: With 50% more dad jokes than previous episodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 82:07


    Troy and Faris discuss the holidays, the state of the NFL, and the obsession with peach mints.

    Episode 69: With 50% more dad jokes than previous episodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 82:07


    Troy and Faris discuss the holidays, the state of the NFL, and the obsession with peach mints.

    Episode 68: Solving racism can wait until the new year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 66:11


    Troy and Faris dive in to the scam of college sports, talk narwhal tusk self-defense, and the problem with toilets in space.

    Episode 68: Solving racism can wait until the new year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 66:11


    Troy and Faris dive in to the scam of college sports, talk narwhal tusk self-defense, and the problem with toilets in space.

    Episode 67: Popeye's tastes great with homicidal rage

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 99:27


    Troy and Faris discuss Popeyes sandwich that is literally "to die for", the Tesla cybertruck, and why a sex change for minors is maybe not the best idea.

    Episode 67: Popeye's tastes great with homicidal rage

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 99:27


    Troy and Faris discuss Popeyes sandwich that is literally "to die for", the Tesla cybertruck, and why a sex change for minors is maybe not the best idea.

    Episode 66: West Virginia is the best argument against white privilege.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 82:05


    Faris and Troy take a trip down ROTE 66 and talk about Disney+, Why Walmart is horrible, and why maybe Epstein did kill himself.

    Episode 66: West Virginia is the best argument against white privilege.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 82:05


    Faris and Troy take a trip down ROTE 66 and talk about Disney+, Why Walmart is horrible, and why maybe Epstein did kill himself.

    Episode 65: The NC State Fair needs deep fried CRISPRs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 100:35


    Troy and Faris discuss their experiences at the NC State fair, CRISPR DNA modification, Kanye West, and why Flacco should be a slur.

    Episode 65: The NC State Fair needs deep fried CRISPRs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 100:35


    Troy and Faris discuss their experiences at the NC State fair, CRISPR DNA modification, Kanye West, and why Flacco should be a slur.

    Episode 64: You don't go around drinking random drinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 92:47


    In this week's episode, Troy and Faris discuss why they aren't popular in China, why Dr. Phil doesn't work, and the bad idea of drinking random drinks.

    Episode 64: You don't go around drinking random drinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 92:47


    In this week's episode, Troy and Faris discuss why they aren't popular in China, why Dr. Phil doesn't work, and the bad idea of drinking random drinks.

    This episode might hurt our social credit score

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 90:40


    Troy and Faris discuss the state of comedy and free speech, why Yelp is horrible, and why social credit scores might be a really bad thing.

    This episode might hurt our social credit score

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 90:40


    Troy and Faris discuss the state of comedy and free speech, why Yelp is horrible, and why social credit scores might be a really bad thing.

    It's not like you can get double herpes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2019 68:24


    While the world get's offended by the new Dave Chappelle special, Troy and Faris provide more material.

    It's not like you can get double herpes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2019 68:24


    While the world get's offended by the new Dave Chappelle special, Troy and Faris provide more material.

    Boppin around the Hulu

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 86:51


    When Troy's not making a podcast, he spends his time boppin' around the Hulu.

    Boppin around the Hulu

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 86:51


    When Troy's not making a podcast, he spends his time boppin' around the Hulu.

    Almost any idiot can get a platform to share their opinion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 89:49


    Troy and Faris discuss why Netflix is now horrible, what do you do when a stranger makes eye contact, and theories about chinese restaurants.

    Almost any idiot can get a platform to share their opinion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 89:49


    Troy and Faris discuss why Netflix is now horrible, what do you do when a stranger makes eye contact, and theories about chinese restaurants.

    We've gone from bake the cake to wax the sack.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 74:07


    The world is getting dumber, our podcast is staying on pace.

    We've gone from bake the cake to wax the sack.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 74:07


    The world is getting dumber, our podcast is staying on pace.

    Me in a basement with dog farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 85:52


    Troy and Faris discuss, the NBA, Taylor Swift, Censorship Hong Kong protesting, and much more.

    Me in a basement with dog farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 85:52


    Troy and Faris discuss, the NBA, Taylor Swift, Censorship Hong Kong protesting, and much more.

    What does the Chinese mafia leader eat for a snack?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2019 76:47


    Troy and Faris are back after a month, but that doesn't mean a lot has happened. This week they discuss Bonnaroo, Netflix's newest cuisine show, Why Tom Cruise would beat Beiber in a figh, TV Scam Preachers, and the other happenings in the world.

    What does the Chinese mafia leader eat for a snack?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2019 76:47


    Troy and Faris are back after a month, but that doesn't mean a lot has happened. This week they discuss Bonnaroo, Netflix's newest cuisine show, Why Tom Cruise would beat Beiber in a figh, TV Scam Preachers, and the other happenings in the world.

    Winner of the bologna string gets to snack and floss

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 68:59


    Troy and Faris discuss facial recognition software, the dislike of Game of Thrones, napping on the moon, and why Steph Curry should stick to 2-point shots.

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