Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Muggins is joined by the littlest fella with the biggest aura, Imaan Hadchiti, as they reminisce about Kai's instant karma the first time they gigged together back in 2013 and the only original short joke. Imaan has his car stolen by teenagers who crashed after struggling to work the extended pedals.

After months of custody battle sharing Connor Burns, Muggins and Cream reconcile their differences to spend time with their boy together trying to figure out the logistics of keyhole surgery. Daniel wants to bring back the coward punch and Connor is assaulted by a woman. An episode bookended with a 9/11 joke a Dianna joke for you all to enjoy.

A boozy no frills Altitude episode, it would be rude not to. With all of the podcast equipment on it's way to Australia, Muggins sets up with a USB mic and diminishing natural light. Watch as they get off to a chaotic start and descend into darkness with Mark Nelson and Phil Ellis joining Kai to recap an amazing week on the mountains. Phil confesses his love for Kai after writing and deleting a soppy Facebook post about him while drunk.

After an entire month being pure sluts and pairing up with anyone who will have them, muggins and cream are finally back in the same seats, reconvening to catch up on Kai's recent trip to Wembley and his first taste of glory as a football fan. He might actually still be drunk. Meanwhile Daniel has a huge win in his passion in life, fantasy teddy bears.

The rubik's cube being invented by a generation that hasn't identified autism sets Sloss and Cullen off chatting about disabilities. The boys decide who their generations Diana is, leading into the existence of less mainstream denier groups. Ryan is very very bald.

We're stepping into the Sloss and Humphries era of the weekend double bill (Muggins and Cream haven't fallen out we promise) To commence your harvest Rosco joins Kai for some meandering flights of fancy that lead you from playing You Bet with Mathew Kelly to guess dogs bums to playing conkers with a tooth on a donut hair. It all makes sense in the moment I'm sure.

Part 1 of the late double drop Daniel takes inappropriate medical advice from his house gremlin Ryan Cullen. They speculate rivalries between countries, argue about which animals are extinct and impose new rules on hunting. Part 2 with Kai and Phil Ellis is available on Patreon

Humphries finally emerges from the gutter after an innings that might have retired him. The boys reflect on the weekend that caused the damage. Cream is convinced Muggins is the butt of a practical joke from Mark Nelson which he refuses to register. Matty takes some flack for his actions on the sesh.

Daniel and (Bald Man Scoops) Ryan Cullen kick off the podcast with some gentle racism that leads to making money gambling. They talk about the layers of people they share their vulnerabilities with from partner to friends then DMing their favourite pop stars.

Legend of 'Hot Water's Green Room' podcast Tony Carroll enters Scotland for the first time with his harem of Scouse lads on his UK tour, after Kai went to see his show the night before and ended up jumping on, the boys talk all things comedy, debauchery and making enemies. Tony leaves his dad to tackle his haters while Kai fends off Tommy Robinson's minions.

For the first time on the podcast two of your most regular guest are on at the same time, Muggins is joined by Elliot and Cullen mere days after Kai fell down the stairs in the strippers and was momentarily outdone by Elliot in the embarrassment stakes. With the unserved threat of Milo McCabe joining the episode the boys do an impression of Troy Hawke greeting people in downtown Tokyo, it get's a little problematic.

Daniel is joined by podcast regular Connor Burns to discuss how sports historically bend the rules the rules to give the white competitor half a chance, the beauty of spaffing your lottery winnings and infamous Scottish anti-terrorists.

For the full 2 hour episode including the quiz itself please subscribe to our Patreon. This is just the pre-drinks.   Between Xmas and New Year the wives joined Muggins and Cream on the podcast for a bumper drunken festive special, where they compete to see who is the smartest couple by answering quiz questions written by our more spenny patrons, ending on a girls only section of "We Love Them, But..."

Muggins and Cream reinvent the voting system so everyone get's a multiplier that changes the value of your vote depending on what you've been reading. Daniel get's miss-sold an adoption and doesn't get to raise his zoo animal, they speculate which other animals got rode into battle before they settled on horses. Kai realises he's playing stand-up as a multi-class.   Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSDECEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only.

Direct from his European Tour Kai finds Daniel rattling around his big house to hear all about his swimming pool and golf simulator as he grows further and further out of touch from reality. Kai recounts his intense three week schedule and appreciates the time he used to have to himself while Daniel was on stage.

Daniel loves himself with a self indulgent half way flush so he doesn't need to sit in his own stink. He struggles with his morals while laughing at an assassination and then tries to commit atrocities in VR. Another solo session while his only friend is on the road before next week's reunion episode.

Before having their hearts broken by a failed audio record the boys were in full stride petitioning to have tugging added to olympic events, after Kai tells Connor about his friend's eventful journey home. Thankfully the camera audio has been salvaged so you can still listen to the adventures of Big Cuck, Little Cuck, albeit with slightly lower quality than their childish ramblings were intended to be consumed.

Four days into the European tour with only one full day of f**k-ups, Kai and Connor catch their breath over a pint of Guinness in Ireland as they stick to their schedule even though the Dublin gig had been moved to January. They both share regret of idolising early Conor (with one N) McGregor. Kai wants to start a gang.   Join Kai on Tour: https://www.kaihumphries.com/all-live-shows   We are proud to still be sponsored by Thistly Cross Cider, who have recently released their limited-time Rum Cask Cider, so make sure to stock up while it is available and enjoy (responsibly) Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSNOVEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only, and you must be over 18 years old

After taking turns to carry the podcast Muggins and Cream finally do one together and it's a miracle Kai is here for this after a shark encounter on holiday that sent him spinning. They react to a skydiver who survived a more credible brush with death as their parachute didn't open. The only funny things happening in Daniel's life right now are hack tropes. Join Kai on Tour   We are proud to still be sponsored by Thistly Cross Cider, who have recently released their limited-time Rum Cask Cider, so make sure to stock up while it is available and enjoy (responsibly) Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSNOVEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only, and you must be over 18 years old

Cream is joined by resident ginger Gareth Waugh in today's episode where they discuss their time at the Final Fantasy Orchestra, how horrible pregnancies are, and flavour it all with a healthy dose of thinly-veiled sexism.   We are proud to still be sponsored by Thistly Cross Cider, who have recently released their limited-time Rum Cask Cider, so make sure to stock up while it is available and enjoy (responsibly) Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSNOVEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only, and you must be over 18 years old

Many of you have engaged with him after being baited in the comments, many of you have watched on in joy knowing he's trolling, now you can meet the religious obstetrician from the comments of Sloss and Humphries reels as Kai navigates the conversation cautious not to get trolled himself.   Listen to The Dave Longley Breakfast Show at your own peril

Elliot's father and esteemed legend of comedy Mark Steel joins the podcast as he's thrust into continuing a story he'd started off air about an incident with a cottage pie. We get to hear all of the problems Elliot had at school and found out exactly how he came to be the way he is, and not a member of the SAS.

Muggins and his guest host (Elliot Steel) accidentally coordinate their clothes as is becoming a running theme of the pod. Sat in the garden at the start of Kai's tour with three shows in the bag to discuss and an almost scrap with an overfamiliar banter merchant. Elliot discriminates hard against short men.

Two years ago Muggins spoke on the podcast about a young urchin he picked up off the streets after seeing him do an open spot and added him to some professional line-ups to kick start his career, two years later young Jack Traynor is taking the prison scene by storm. They shun the subscribed religions and speculate alternative ideas about life and creation. Jack tells about how he ended up in China from the promise of a free meal.   Good luck to our international audience deciphering these two exotic regional accents.   Join Kai on Tour www.kaihumphries.com

Muggins and Cream discuss their very different strategies if they came into billions of pounds after suggesting the societal rule that there could be only one. Kai "does a Kai" and puts chicken stock in his wife's Whisky. Daniel struggles with the change of the goalposts that all the drinking and drugs he did in his 20's is no longer cool to the new generation.   Join Kai on Tour: www.kaihumphries.com   Get your discount Altitude Tickets: www.altitudefestival.com MUGGINSANDCREAM25

Muggins and Cream answer questions thrown into the ring by their patrons about their careers, personal lives and plans for the future. This was recorded as a double bill in order to get through them all so if you want to hear the rest consider this clickbait and subscribe for Thursday's bonus episode (Part 2) Maybe even throw in a question yourself next time. www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries   To see Kai on tour with his new show "Gallivanting" check out which city near you he'll be visiting. If there's no venue close enough to your house, please feel free to complain. www.kaihumphries.com/all-live-shows   Get your discount Altitude tickets with our custom code for 10% off and prepare yourself for the best week of comedy, food, winter sports and boozing you've ever had. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: MUGGINSANDCREAM25

Rosco pulls up a seat at Muggins' kitchen table to alternate seamlessly between real world irks and wild flights of fancy in a way only he does best. He tells about his ambitions as a troll to provoke a civil uprising against his local Asda and the time he accidentally blue balled a scammer.   To receive an extra weekly episode, early access on these public episodes and a overwhelming sense of community from supporting the podcast, please subscribe to our Patreon www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Baldy man Ryan Cullen joins Muggins in the kitchen to tell all about his recent recreational MRI scan. Kai has been absolutely fleeced in a one sided wager with his wife. The pair go after practitioners of Karate safe in the knowledge their licence to kill isn't worth the paper it's printed on. #41   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSSEPTEMBER

Muggins and Cream get the old band back together to discuss holding onto relics when moving house, whether it's appropriate to get off over porn of a deceased partner and what your last words might be in the wake of Fat Man Scoops dying doing what he loves, getting people to make some noise. #40   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSSEPTEMBER

After meeting in Altitude festival and swift becoming changeover buddies in their Edinburgh venue, Kai and Nina share stories, green rooms and even crabs, in an action packed episode where Nina scales a wall before breaking into a sleeping comedians pad. #39   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk  Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST

Daniel makes an appearance after making some of you granddads for the second time. He talks us through the recent weeks welcoming his daughter into the world, which include bullying disabled kids in soft play and discovering some of women's best kept secrets. Meanwhile Kai has had one foot in an alternative universe, tripping balls in an all time top ten fringe night out. #38   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST

The podcast sets up shop in an artist bar deep in the heart of the Edinburgh fringe. Does this mean Elliot Steel will tone it down because he is surrounded by industry? The answer is no. He's quite happy to let career doors close for light entertainment. Watch as they publicly unpack the riots in England and the social media response to women's olympic boxing. #37 Elliot Steel: Soft Boi Core 21:45 Underbelly: Buttercup. Bristo Square   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST

Seizing the opportunity of Rob Rouse gigging in Glasgow, Muggins get's him around for an extremely fun chat about the dawn of gaming, the daft names of Glasgow suburbs and childhood arson. An absolute treat for those of you who saw him absolutely smash it on his first visit to Altitude festival this year. Stay tuned for Part.2 of this podcast on Patreon where we dive into our phone notes to dig out untouched ideas for jokes to try get them operational. #36   Discount booze for all of our listeners... www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSJULY

In a new podcast feature "Phone Notes" Kai is joined by amateur comedian and professional bald man, Ryan Cullen, to dig through their phone notes and find unbaked ideas for jokes they've written down but still haven't given the light of day. Watch the earliest stages of joke creation before some go on to see the world as part of their set and some die in the gutter right here in this episode. #35   Stock up on Thistle Cross cider with your discount code and watch this episode with a premium bevvy www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSJULY

At the beginning of a sabbatical there was an unmissable opportunity, which was not missed, to get Gianmarco Soresi on the podcast. After Gianmarco's show in Edinburgh and some mutual swooning the pair deep dive American history, politics and comedy, frequently coming back to the shallows for equally important topics as coke d-ck and wheelbarrow position. #33   Your Patreon Special for the relaunch is already recorded and we're happy to tell you, you will see Muggins and Cream in some discomfort watching back their earliest discovered stand-up recordings from as far back as 2008   OMG Can you believe Thistly Cross refreshed your discount code. We were certain they'd take this opportunity to bin us. www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSJULY

At the end of a long two year road, Sloss and Humphries put the fork in the "Can't" Tour (Although they will lick the plate with two extra shows in Dublin and London) For the next few months life will be conducted from their own homes, the boys bask in this fact while reflecting on their recent accomplishment and slipping straight back into the mould of being a lifestyle podcast. #32   Soz. We posted this on Patreon and announced we'd be taking a month off but commenced that time off before making the episode public. My bad. Enjoy a week late and we'll see you in July!

Practically delirious from being in a constant state of touring Muggins and Cream try to speculate what is going on in the world outside their bubble. Dangerously out of touch and uninformed they try to fix the worlds economy. Not too dissimilar to those in charge. They both speculate about being better gift givers within their friendship group then dismiss the notion immediately. How exhausting. #31

Muggins and Cream fly over to the west coast from New York to Seattle before their gig in Tacoma and bring up hypothetical comedy beefs and how they'd respond. Encouraging comedy to go the way of rap music they pick their three high profile beefs they'd start to further their career. #30

Muggins and Cream finally get around to your (sorry it's late) podcast after indulging themselves in a trip to Magic Kingdom and Universal Studios while touring through Florida with family Sloss. Daniel frowns upon the pre-nup, Kai recounts being humiliated because of thrush, the pair fall victim to capitalist karma. #29   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAPRIL

Muggins and Cream get cozy on a bed in Chicago for their day off and recount their difficulty getting back into the states after a brief trip to Toronto. They receive a sizeable donation from country singer Willie Nelson in Detroit and befriend footballer and Kai's doppelgänger Matty Longstaff. #28   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAPRIL

Muggins and Cream park the tour bus and step into a reservation casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut to drink daiquiri slushies and record your first episode of the USA tour 2024. With quite literally nothing to complain about in their lives (yet) the boys do the thing they do second best. Talk about filth. Cream wants a feature on pornhub where you can see which of your friends also watched the video. Kai accidentally shows a stranger a pooping selfie over breakfast. #27   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAPRIL

Back in the studio ever so briefly after a winding road that took them from India to the Alps the boys have a moment of tranquility before taking you to the states. Muggins considers the ethics of waking someone up when they're snoring and Cream admires the methodology of the far right. They each bring an injury home from Altitude Festival, one from fire, one from ice. #26   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk NEW Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAPRIL

A debrief of Altitude 2024 as Manny joins Muggins on the last day of the festival to recap some of the many things that happened in the Alps over the last 5 days. This is your late public episode from last week, we'll be back on track this Wednesday.   Your Altitude Patreon episode is something special, a live podcast that had a little bit of everything, we'll have that with you as soon as it's ready so go subscribe for that if you haven't already. #25   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk NEW Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAPRIL

In full Indian garb Muggins and Cream offload about the persistent demands to assist them throughout their day, in a world where subtle hints, social cues, and direct "No"'s don't seem to land they shoulder the ancestral guilt of resorting to rudeness. After a brief "Happy Holi" break they return more colourful both visually and in spirit to discuss book to movie/game adaptations. #24   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

After a tiring few days doing night flights to their shows in India, Muggins and Cream have a brief tired boy whinge before bringing in an antidote to their negativity, Arooj Ashfaq, who is back in Mumbai after her UK tour to tell the boys all about the cities they're going to visit. You will remember Arooj from her appearance on the podcast at the Edinburgh fringe where she went on to win Best Newcomer at the festival. Daniel claims credit for that of course.   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

On the Turkish leg of the tour Muggins and Cream sit down with local comedian Emre Günsal who talks fondly about the growth of the Istanbul scene and recounts his time in jail for some quality jokes that were ill received by the authorities. Apologies for the half episode we had a second guest but he wasn't confident with his English enough to post (although we all agree'd it was better than Kai's) #22   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Muggins and Cream flit between American politics and soiling themselves with bodily fluids. Daniel gets to choose which city in the UK Putin gets to nuke and is spoilt with choice. Natalie works her way around all of Kai's friends in her dream, inadvertently upsetting a few people along the way. #21   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Passing through the mean streets of Cambridge Muggins and Cream find a non violent use of the good book. They boys collect venues like Pokemon and discuss where mans likenesses to the monkey ends. Kai gets rejected from mass and Daniel wants to cameo in a Marvel movie. #20      Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy!   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk  Discount Code: thistlysloss10      Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code.   www.altitudefestival.com  Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Answering life's impossible quandaries, like how old is a piece of MILF. Daniel's child has his second birthday party so Muggins and Cream remember the joys and tragedies of their childhood parties. Fast forward to this week when Kai was embarrassed to get recognised at a student night out where he was old enough to be their dad. Find out what gets you points on your people license.  #19         Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy!     www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk  Discount Code: thistlysloss10        Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code.     www.altitudefestival.com  Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

After Kai is forced to accept his eyes for who they are and Daniel offloads the many things that have been bugging him, the boys talk about the double swarm of actual bugs that will be in frenzy during their trip to America. In other news, Pokemon has been ripped off and made better. #18   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Mark Nelson of 'Absolute Cuts' joins the podcast especially to be triggered by Daniel's movie opinions. They talk about improvised moments in cinema, on set deaths and whatever happened to John Connor. Then they tap into Marks second favourite pastime, nostalgia, to remember drinking on the streets and the practical jokes they played on their friends that maybe took it a wee bit too far. #17 See Mark on tour now: Linker.ee/marknelsoncomic   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10   Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24