TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke joins the show again from New York City, where he spent the night in Sing Sing (the karaoke bar, not the prison.) He also got Roy Donked at a famous jazz club. He and Andrew discuss the disastrous decision that Colin Jost and Pete Davidson made regarding a boat, which seems very relatable for some reason. And a recent reveal about the Louvre's security password is possibly even more relatable. 

Television's Chris Hayes joins the show from his home studio, where he's also hosting Luke today. They and Andrew discuss yesterday's New York City Marathon, the New York City mayoral race, and the big mistake that led Luke on an epic journey.

Luke tries to help Andrew with a Halloween conundrum. They also try to learn more about the child on the front of an obscure cereal box. Plus, a beloved Seattle nightclub is closing some of its venues as live entertainment struggles around the country.

Andrew has been on a heck of a journey with blueberries lately. Luke can relate. They also discuss the story of a newspaper confusing Bill DeBlasio, the wine merchant, with Bill de Blasio, the former mayor of NYC.

Luke and Andrew realize (with the help of a listener) that they were missing a pretty big piece of information about a Luke Wilson commercial they talked about at length yesterday. Plus, Andrew has some questions about a plethora of radio ads he's been hearing that feature a former reality TV host. They also discuss the two oldest McDonald's burgers in existence.

Luke and Andrew consider their chances of winning the brand new (and already-controversial) Golden Globe For Podcasting. Plus, Luke got up at the crack of dawn today to find out how the tofu gets made. And Andrew is dealing with an especially painful Wordle loss.

Something happened to Luke this weekend that has him considering a very big change in the hair department. He also learned his new favorite joke from an Uber driver. And Andrew had a moderately shocking moment in a record store. 

Luke will be hosting a Halloween pet costume party this weekend. He's also getting more into Bluesky these days. Meanwhile, Andrew sets the record straight on a classic scene from Superman IV. 

Luke finally lifted the metal plate that covers the well in his driveway to find out what exactly is down there. He offers Andrew a full report. They also discuss a Washington Post piece about a slang phrase the youth are using -- or, were using, until the Washington Post wrote about  it. And Luke picked the absolute worst time to become a Blazers fan.   

Now that there's no more baseball to discuss, Luke and Andrew's conversations turn to lawn care and how gravel maintenance has Luke reconsidering his relationship with Amazon.com. They also explore more creative names for sunshowers from around the world, thanks to listener Marissa.   

The Seattle Mariners are not going to the World Series. But Luke and Andrew are doing surprisingly okay this morning. Plus, more listeners weigh-in on the “best beer experience” list, as well as situational popcorn. 

After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series for the very first time. Luke and Andrew check-in on their feelings. And Andrew explains the very non-baseball reason he's been feeling an immense amount of anxiety lately. Photo via Wikimedia Commons

Luke and Andrew weigh-in on a listener's list of “Top Five Beer Situations.” Plus, Andrew has an update on Operation Dog Sitter, and they discuss the current situation the  Seattle Mariners find themselves in.

Luke and Andrew discuss the “social saunas” that a company is promoting in Seattle, as well as a disturbing sweat-related habit that Andrew once had. They also share their feelings about yesterday's blowout loss by the Mariners, which probably isn't as bad as it seems. (But don't say that out loud, because you might jinx it.) 

Andrew watched a remarkable episode of Columbo yesterday while dog sitting and concluded that Peter Falk is a bit of a dog himself. Meanwhile, Luke was checking out some slightly more modern HBO productions, like The Chair Company and The Alabama Solution and shares his thoughts. They also discuss a new AI app that is churning out impressive but concerning content and a stolen gas station dinosaur who found its way back home. 

Luke and Andrew set the record straight on a bear-related TBTL mishap. They also review some of the things they're doing to bring good luck to the Mariners and some of the things they're doing to avoid a jinx. 

Andrew heard “the most surprising radio commercial to air during a football game” yesterday, and he tries to get Luke to guess what it was. They also, of COURSE, talk a little baseball after their beloved Mariners' historic weekend.

It's family day on TBTL!  Luke's brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to talk about serving the Mariner's manager at a Seattle restaurant last night, on the eve of the biggest Ms game in decades. Then Luke's mom, Susie B., pops in to answer your questions!

Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn't so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke's childhood memories of running free through grocery stores and the neighborhood at large.  (Photo via u/Hothacon on Reddit)

Andrew had a complete freakout yesterday over a text he sent Luke. Meanwhile, Luke has been editing and re-editing his Yelp Review Of A Lifetime. And Andrew's neighbor sent a carefully crafted note to the neighborhood email chain that he thinks he appreciates.

Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous “Crying Mariners Fan” to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M's playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of them feeling uneasy and a Seattle Times Rant & Rave column for the ages.  

Andrew and Luke wonder if they can emotionally and physically handle the Mariners' playoff run. (Turns out they can, so long as a cute baby is involved.) They also discuss Luke's potentially magical visit to the doctor and Andrew's general grumpiness. 

Andrew made a terrible discovery last night that is putting a huge damper on his plans to watch the Mariners' playoff games. And Luke is once again offering unwanted feedback to his local newspaper, this time in the comments section.

Luke is going on a huge organizing bender, and even he wonders if it's gone too far. He and Andrew also discuss public radio production rules, hearts of palm, and politically-coded outdoor furniture. 

Luke just composed “the Yelp review of a lifetime!” after some shady shenanigans by the world's grumpiest HVAC company. He and Andrew also discuss One Battle After Another in detail now that they've both seen it. (They save the movie talk for the very end of the show, with plenty of warnings for listeners who want to avoid spoilers. Movie talk begins about one hour and twenty minutes into the podcast.) 

Andrew narrowly avoided getting into a fight in a barroom bathroom this weekend. Luke somehow slipped into a wormhole and lost a chunk of time in the Portland airport. And a listener's dog learns to play the blues.  Photo Credit: Eflon on Flickr

Luke checks-in from the Twin Cities, where he's going to farmers markets, alarming restaurant patrons, and writing strongly-worded letters to the editor.

Andrew and Genevieve's upcoming dog sitting adventure just got a bit more complicated. Genevieve joins the show to explain why and to discuss her burgeoning eBay side-hustle. And Luke checks-in from a hotel room somewhere, naked.  

Luke had an epic morning dealing with the world's #1 grump. And, surprisingly, it's not Andrew. 

Luke and Andrew discuss the pros-and-cons of optimism as it relates to both the Mariners, who had a historic win last night, and Jimmy Kimmel, who returned to the airwaves after his controversial and misguided suspension. 

Luke and Andrew discuss their respective journeys looking for the perfect bathroom cups. They also discuss Jimmy Kimmel's return to the (some) airwaves tonight, and Luke's new theory about the FCC. 

Andrew is back after a long week away. He and Luke catch up on the most scintillating aspects of TBTL production, an amazing sports weekend for Seattle fans, and the saddest sign you can see on the door of a hotel conference room. 

David from the basement stops by to defend the honor of the Fall Season, while Luke frets about an upcoming boat adventure.

TBTL Producer Emeritus Jen Andrews stops by to talk weighted vests, EMMY bits, and tinned fish lunatics.

Luke is distracted by some very cute wildlife outside the Madrona Hill studio, while bestie Phyllis Fletcher pops in to discuss old Seattle and new Howard Stern.

Broadcast Barry stops by to share secrets of his business success, including buying sandwiches for Very Angry Garbage Collectors.

Luke catches Jon Sklaroff up on his weekend golf outing, while Jon catches Luke and listeners up on the progress he's making on the TBTL-A-THON thank you gifts.

Luke has some Big Weekend Plans™ that involve golfing, hosting, and home improvementing. But is he ready? Andrew, meanwhile, had a very long night at the ballpark yesterday and isn't sure if he'll make it through today's episode. 

A story about A.I. generated podcasts has Luke legitimately worried about the future…and his livelihood. He's also got some very bad news for Andrew regarding sasquatch. 

Luke enjoyed an impromptu history lesson about his neighborhood from his 82 year old neighbor, Gay. Andrew is in a fight with a restaurant over something he's completely imagined. And a closer look at TSA precheck leads to a conversation about waiting in line at DMVs and passport offices. 

Luke makes a wonderful discovery about his neighborhood, thanks to his dog-sitting responsibilities. He also tells Andrew about a cringy moment on the Howard Stern Show that they can both learn from. And a listener calls-in with another (very interesting!) correction to a previous discussion about Warwick Davis. 

Luke is dogsitting this week, and his dogological clock is spinning out of control. Andrew also has a doggy-date on the horizon that he's a little nervous about. They also discuss the Phillies fan who essentially took a baseball away from a child in the stands. 

Luke has decided to make a big change in his life regarding his drinking -- specifically, his drinking of sparkling water! It also appears that his stress dreams are coming to life in a literal way.   

After Andrew's failure to help Luke with his stand-up routine, Luke turns to A.I. for some jokes. Plus, Morrissey is ready to sell his stake in the songs he wrote for The Smiths, and you know he's serious because he set-up a gmail account and posted it on Instagram. 

Andrew has learned how to properly pronounce the word “pestilence.” Unfortunately, it's because he's dealing with it right now. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked by the list of careers he can choose from while applying for a new credit card. 

Andrew tries and fails to help Luke with his stand-up routine. Luke made the questionable decision to watch Sexy Beast with his dad. Andrew made the right decision to overcome his fears and watch Weapons at the theater.   

A short conversation about Andrew's fantasy draft turns into a long conversation about the cruelty of late-stage capitalism. In other  words, a perfect Labor Day show! Luke and Andrew also discuss Twisted Tea, Hawaiian vacations, and some Labor Day “fun facts.”

Andrew had a dream involving a public toilet. A very public toilet. Plus, Luke is learning about the birds and the bees -- specifically, the humming birds and the yellow jackets that are harassing them in his back yard. And they take some time to revisit the 1990s show Dinosaurs.

A book written by a TBTL Ten just ended up on Barack Obama's summer reading list, and Luke and Andrew are doing their best to draft off that fame. Andrew also offers a dramatic reading of Clan of the Cave Bear, which was oddly *not* on Obama's reading list.  

Luke and Andrew discuss their blood pressure levels in an attempt to court younger listeners. Plus, Luke had a magical moment in his garden, Burning Man gets burnt, and Listener Joey heeds the call for a new TBTL country western song. 

Luke's mom, Susie B., joins the show to share her thoughts on the Vedder Cup, timeshare negotiating, and sneaking into movie theaters. Luke also was shocked at the assembly required for a new piece of furniture in his studio.