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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew’s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

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    The TBTL - Too Beautiful to Live podcast is like meeting up with your best friends. Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh deliver daily episodes filled with their hot takes, quick wit, and relatable mundane minutiae. Whether you're on a morning walk, driving, shopping, or puttering around the house, this podcast is a perfect companion. It started out of curiosity for many listeners but quickly became a daily habit due to its engaging and entertaining content.

    One of the best aspects of TBTL is the sense of camaraderie it creates. Listening to Luke and Andrew feels like catching up with old friends, sharing thoughts, and constantly laughing together. The hosts have created a quirky and delightful world over the last decade plus, leaving listeners with a good fuzzy feeling that can melt away a bad day. The podcast's variety and unpredictability keep things interesting as they discuss current events that aren't overly stressful.

    While TBTL has many positive aspects, there are also some potential drawbacks. Some long-time listeners may bemoan the departure of past hosts, which can be tiring to hear for newer listeners who are enjoying the current dynamic between Luke and Andrew. Additionally, the humor can occasionally miss its mark with jokes that don't land for everyone. However, these minor flaws don't detract from the overall charm of the show.

    In conclusion, TBTL is an enjoyable podcast that offers a daily escape from reality. Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh bring intelligence, humor, and relatability to their conversations. The drops and music add an extra layer of entertainment value. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, TBTL is worth checking out for its unique blend of witty banter and light reporting on various topics. It's like having two witty friends by your side during your daily routine.



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    #4473 Speedball Air Will Get You There

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 66:14


    TBTL Business Boy Jon Sklaroff hops on the show to launch THE GREAT TBTL BILLBOARD HUNT! Can you guess where we're putting up our billboard? Jon kicks-off the adventure by offering the first clue.

    #4472 Born In The Endzone, Thought Got A Touchdown

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 70:09


    Luke had a mini-showdown on a recent TV shoot that almost required him to wear a camera on his head. Plus, he's all fired-up about a recent obit that seems disingenuous. And Andrew got a new phone, so he's in a weird place right now.

    #4471 Go Off, Unhinged King!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 82:37


    Luke has a new nemesis in the air travel game. And she's a two year old. He and Andrew also remember George Wendt, who passed away this week. 

    #4470 Fifty Shades Of Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 73:35


    Andrew went to see Friendship yesterday, so he and Luke are able to give a proper (spoiler-free!) review. Luke also reviews a restaurant called Texas Roadhouse after spending 8 minutes there. And Andrew needs help picking a new phone. 

    #4469 The Possible Over-Indexing Of Gordon Thomas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 81:55


    Luke saw the new Tim Robinson / Paul Rudd movie “Friendship” this weekend, and it was a whole happening! He and Andrew also reminisce about the time Luke pretended to broadcast an inning of a baseball game, and why Andrew would never even attempt such a feat. 

    #4468 The Booty Keeps Score

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 68:56


    Andrew reports back to duty after yesterday's colonoscopy. And Luke finds a new Seahawks promo personally triggering (and also pretty cool.)   

    #4467 Grounds Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 79:40


    An innocuous conversation about lawn care becomes a serious exploration of the human condition. Luke also tried a new beverage that blew his dang mind in New York City last week. It's called “Iced Coffee.”

    #4466 The Denny's Was A Woman!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 80:46


    Luke managed to fly out of the most notorious airport in the country right now and is very happy to finally be back home. Andrew is now about 24 hours away from his colonoscopy, and he's anxiously moving on to the most arduous phase of the prep.

    #4465 Suite Talker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 86:46


    Luke and Andrew discover that they both have the same recurring dream. Plus, Luke finds himself in the tiniest hotel room in NYC.  And Andrew becomes obsessed with tracking down a bad hotel he stayed at years ago.

    #4464 A Masculine Idea Of Truckery

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 82:58


    Luke attended a Vegas-wedding-style vow renewal this weekend, complete with Elvis impersonator. And Andrew started his special pre-colonoscopy diet the only way he knows how -- by smashing his coffee pot into a million pieces.   

    #4463 The Brown Mile

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 67:27


    Luke overheard something in a hotel bar the other day that has him and Andrew both riled up. Plus, Andrew is starting to get very nervous as he receives more and more instructions leading up to his colonoscopy. 

    #4462 Do Electric Lukes Dream of Waymos?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 74:45


    Luke “The Birthday Boy” Burbank just learned about the free soda situation in his hotel lounge, and life may never be the same again. He also had a very confusing soda-based interaction with a take-out restaurant. 

    #4461 I'm Walken Here

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 77:17


    A new Miller Lite commercial leads to the discovery of Luke's not-too-shabby Christopher Walken imitation. Plus, Andrew places a phone call to solve a radio-related mystery. And a listener's mom teaches her the proper way to make a prank phone call. 

    #4460 Left, Right, and La Center

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 78:59


    Luke miiiiiight have thrown away his driver's license at a gas station in Central Washington this week. So that's not good. He and Andrew also take a very bizarre stroll down memory lane to revisit some of the many, many ads they recorded while they were with their old podcast network. 

    #4459 The Thin Gray Line

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 62:50


    Pigeon's are going missing from New York's parks, and one woman (dressed as a bird) aims to crack the case wide open. We also get the most poetic update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers yet. And Andrew opens up about the time he disguised himself as an Orioles fan to commit a garbage crime.

    #4458 I'm Not Feeling Punitive

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 74:59


    Andrew recalls a time his boss' boss made him very nervous. He and Luke also get a surprising update about the Kool-Aid / Flavor-Aid mixup in The Studio. And Andrew's garbage collector seemed to appreciate the gift card left for him…we think. 

    #4457 Trash Decisions

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 71:47


    Andrew is anxiously awaiting today's trash pickup after leaving a gift card for the garbage collector taped to his bin. Luke has an update on his wind-up watch, and Andrew has an update on the TBTL archives!   

    #4456 Jax The Menace

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 86:18


    Luke and Andrew discover a new Taco Bell commercial that is clearly based on an old SNL sketch that is a big part of TBTL lore. Plus, the coach whose son pranked Shedeur Sanders faces a HUGE fine. And a listener sharp-shoots The Mustard Man's favorite tall tale. 

    #4455 Scott Pelley Vs. The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 75:41


    Luke is very excited about the most recent episode of John Mulaney's Netflix show. Andrew is inspired by Scott Pelley's brave stance on 60 Minutes. And they address the plumber-in-the-room when it comes to baseball analogies.

    #4454 Pranks For Sharing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 99:43


    Andrew has some ear-witness reporting regarding the Mariners' use of Louie Louie at ball games. He and Luke also discuss Bill Belichick's bizarre CBS interview and a prank phone call to a high-profile football player. And they get a riveting update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers season!

    #4453 The Case Of The Garbage Can Dust-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 42:14


    Andrew received a note from his garbage collector yesterday. Now he needs to figure out the proper response.

    #4452 May The Hand Of Marriott Guide You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 69:13


    Luke is happy to learn that the Mariners brought “Louie Louie” back to the ballpark, but all is not quite what it seems. He also wants to tell Andrew about a sign he saw in a hotel, but they just keep talking about new TV shows instead.   

    #4451 A Way With Worlds

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 74:33


    Luke had an absolutely bizarre Lyft ride yesterday that involved a video of the driver singing a Jim Croce song with his son. Luke and Andrew also discuss the viral video of two identical twins who gave a simultaneous interview to a local TV station.

    #4450 The Devil's In The Detailing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 66:43


    Luke is in L.A., where he's trying to take the world's most high-tech covid test. Andrew is feeling more mentally fit after cleaning the hell out of something. And a listener shares some good advice regarding class action lawsuits. 

    #4449 Imaginary Tradio

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 76:26


    Luke and Andrew open up the phone lines and offer listeners a chance to buy, sell and give away their stuff! Watch the show on YouTube here!

    #4448 I Just Blueskied Myself

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 96:26


    Luke and Andrew learn that Mr. Ed (the talking horse) once played baseball against the L.A. Dodgers. They review the tape. They also realize they came very close to accidentally live-streaming their private conversations on YouTube.

    #4447 The Height Of Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 87:22


    Luke and Andrew cancel all their plans to discuss a long-lost Zach Galifinakis movie and last night's episode of “Everybody's Live With John Mullaney.”

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    #4446 The Manchurian Burbank

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 109:07


    Luke saw some very strange things at the airport late last night. He and Andrew also discuss the terrible SNL sketch that is also catching heat for being hurtful. And we get an update on the TBTL Jr. Slugger's latest little league game. 

    #4445 Making Mr. Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 61:52


    A viewing of an old 80s movie has Andrew and Luke wondering when John Malkovich became a Serious Actor. And Luke is still embarrassed about a “four grape breakfast” situation that unfolded in his hotel this morning. 

    #4444 Bolstering On A Budget

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 82:53


    Luke met three members of Metallica today, and he's meeting the fourth one tomorrow. They're good guys.

    #4443 Better Off Fred

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 82:56


    Luke finally watched the White Lotus finale and has thoughts. Andrew regrets deleting his Bluesky post about the B-52s. And we all learn a valuable lesson about the Blue Angels of yesteryear.

    #4442 This Is So Boarding And Forever Taking

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 75:13


    Andrew finally opens up about his relationship with Guitar Center. Luke is $4.98 richer after finding himself on the winning side of a class-action suit. And young people are going nutso over a specific line in the new Minecraft movie.

    #4441 Mother Tootin' Son Of A Biscuit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 79:44


    Andrew is mulling over a recent interaction he had with a sales person and he's not liking what he's mulling. Plus, an American YouTuber was arrested for visiting a remote Indian island and leaving a can of soda behind. And another rant in the Seattle Times has left Luke confused.

    #4440 HOV Actually

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 73:35


    Luke and Andrew each have questions about today's “Rants and Raves” column in the Seattle Times…including whether or not Luke was the target of a rant. They also receive an important Public Service Announcement from television's Chris Hayes.

    #4439 The Eyes Have It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 109:02


    Luke went back to the eye doctor on Friday, and whooooo-boy. He has an update. Plus, Andrew has been thinking a lot about original sin and text message etiquette (unrelated.) And Coach Ben sends in a recap of the TBTL Junior Sluggers' first game!   

    #4438 Don't Throw The Bread Out With The Basket

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 116:55


    Luke and Andrew break down the sublime and the not-so-sublime moments of John Mullaney's latest live broadcast. Plus, Luke found the misleading CPAP commercial he was looking for, and it's even more confusing and bizarre than he originally thought. And Andrew challenges Luke with a riddle for the ages (“the ages” being the early 2000s.)

    #4437 Today's My Flursday

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 56:56


    Luke and Andrew call Coach Ben for a preview of the upcoming TBTL Junior Sluggers little league season.   

    #4436 Stupid Head And The Other One

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 86:33


    Luke and Andrew turn to each other for help understanding some local TV commercials. They also discuss vampires and immortality, Cory Booker's record-breaking speech, and Taffy Brodesser Ackner's profile of Val Kilmer, who passed away yesterday.

    #4435 (Part 2): The Fix Is In

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 11:23


    Today's full episode of TBTL isn't showing up on Apple Podcasts, so Luke and Andrew fire up the old podcasting machine again to see if they can do anything about it.   

    #4435 I Saw The Sign

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 96:47


    Luke and Andrew discuss the single-shot feats of Netflix's Adolescence, the best/worst new commercial for a local casino, the troubling legacy of a famous sign along I-5, and NPR's reporting on the “slow internet movement.”

    #4434 Resident Allium

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 104:12


    Luke regales Andrew with many stories from his trip to the mustard museum this weekend. 

    #4433 Silly Rabbit, Don't Push The Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 66:45


    An anonymous listener shares a hair-raising story about getting scammed by the same “Sheriff's Department” call that Andrew recently received. Luke and Andrew also discuss their viewing experience during baseball's opening day. And the prime minister of Australia is getting surprisingly involved in the story of a mascot that pushed a child. 

    #4432 Mr. Fubo Meets Dr. Roku

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 88:31


    Luke and Andrew are gearing up for baseball's opening day by trying to figure out how the heck to watch the games. They also dive deeper into Kyle Mooney's new record, which is probably a joke but maybe not?   

    #4431 Well I'll Be Spranged

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 79:50


    Luke is grumpy after a rough day of travelling around the Tri-City area, but Andrew found the perfect thing to cheer him up on an old VHS tape. Luke also has more dazzling details than you can imagine on the history of Pez dispensers!

    #4430 In Media Res

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 69:21


    Andrew received an alarming phone call last week and is still processing it. Luke is in New York, where he's rearranging his hotel room and looking for fancy extension cords for his fancy travel bags.  

    #4429 I'm Bada-Booming Here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 79:31


    Luke and Andrew aren't yet ready to talk about Pez dispensers or Kyle Mooney's new project, but they are ready to talk about what they might talk about when they are ready to talk about those topics. They also discuss the Mariner's new app, which may make watching games easier or more difficult, depending on what you read.   

    #4428 Calendar Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 61:58


    Luke helps prep Andrew for his upcoming appearance on a public radio talk show. They also check back in with the TBTL Community Calendar to find out what activities the Tens are planning.

    #4427 The Lamb Of Gosh

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 111:08


    Luke and Andrew break down last night's edition of the new John Mallaney live talk show. They have a LOT of thoughts!   

    #4426 Lefty Tighty Righty Loosey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 80:59


    Luke learned a valuable lesson while putting together his new e-bike. Andrew has some questions about Lil Uzi Vert. And a listener and her baby weigh-in on grocery store security. 

    #4425 Balding Gray

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 69:27


    Andrew had his first real run-in with A.I. yesterday, and he's still reeling from it. Luke's interview with the Duplass brothers went well…until the very end. And we open up the TBTL voicemail line to share a heck ton of listener messages! 

    #4424 The Duplassity Of Human Nature

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 62:07


    Luke is headed out to interview the Duplass brothers this afternoon, and he's a little nervous about it. Meanwhile, Andrew is upset that opening day is still so far away.

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