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On the 19th of February, 1911, Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life. This is the story of what happened next.

Meg Molloy Tuten


    • May 23, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Supplemental i - Eeler's Choice

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 31:13


    Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Eeler's Choice by Lou Sutcliffe and Daisy McNamara.   "No respect for the sea, for the living things in it, for what's owed. They're fishing in the eel breeding grounds now, the fools."   Eeler's Choice is a maritime horror fantasy podcast set in Eskmouth, a small coastal town whose economy has lived and died on the hunting of the Great Eels for generations. As demand for product has increased, so have the catches... but even the generosity of the sea has its limits, and all debts must come due.   Donate to their crowdfunder here

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    Chapter Thirty-One - Outfoxed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 38:30


    Telesphore finally comes clean. Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Ioana Adascalitei - Saga Zuwie LeFou - Liberato Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Zuwie Lefou and Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Tremble - Leimoti The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti Ashes - Rachel Sandy Whodunit - FableForte Miss Moreau - Leimoti Forgotten Castle - Ludvig Moulin Mr Cheeze - Vivek Abishek Don't Leave it Here - Leimoti The Secret Supper - Vivek Abishek Greedy Personality - Ludvig Moulin Shield Maiden - Zac Nelson Another Time - Zac Nelson Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Finale Announcement plus Season 3 Bloopers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 3:38


    Transcript link Sorry for the delay- we'll be back with your regularly scheduled Kingmaker Histories this time next week! Featuring: Taqi Nazeer, Henry Galley, Liz Plant, David Ault, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Gianni Matragrano, Josh Rubino, Blythe Renay, Ty Coker and Ben Rowe Music Used: Fooling - Odd Chap Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

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    Chapter Thirty - Wo Sich Fuchs und Rabe Gut Nacht Sagen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 28:51


    Telesphore needs to go take care of something real quick. Content Warnings: gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Ioana Adascalitei - Jennifer Additional Voices - Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Miss Moreau - Leimoti Suspiria - Vivek Abishek Tumannoye Ozero - Ian Post The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti The Door - Vivek Abishek The Secret Supper - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty Nine - Diminishing Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 38:01


    The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'. Content Warnings: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02)   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kriesky   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Ariadne Ben Rowe - Crowley Elizabeth Plant - Choronzon Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek The Craft - Vivek Abishek Cicada - Vivek Abishek Shark Attack - Vivek Abishek The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti His Old Lover - Leimoti Miss Moreau - Leimoti Looking for Clues - Ludvig Moulin Run! - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen For Queen and Country - Bonnie Grace The Door - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty Eight - In With the New

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 38:53


    Klaus Holzmann paves the way for the nation's bright new future. Content Warnings: political oppression, violence, gunshots, mentions of torture, political assassination   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Zane Schact - Minister Labelle, Leonid, and Leipzig Paul Matt Baker - Kurten Henry Galley - Palmier Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Lou Sutcliffe - Seefelt Josh Rubino - Rothbart Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay Poisson d'Avril - Ludvig Moulin Voodoo - Vivek Abishek Metaverse - Vivek Abishek Extra Fries - Fly Guy Five Dragons - Vivek Abishek The Music Box - Vivek Abishek Riddles - FableForte Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty Seven - Colette's Inferno

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 41:41


    Telesphore comes up with an extremely ill-advised plan to help Colette have a better birthday. Content Warnings: drug use, unreality, audio distortion   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Addison Peacock - Ariadne Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Lauren Grace Thompson - Lilie Ty Coker - Keifer Zuwie Lefou - Miska Will De Renzy Martin - Satan Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, EJ Smith, Matt Baker, Tal Minear   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek Cicada - Vivek Abishek A Thief's Waltz- Victor Lundberg Interiors - Vivek Abishek Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek The Door - Vivek Abishek Greedy Personality - Ludvig Moulin Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty Six - A Mantelope for Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 49:27


    Iyer, Winterlich and Co get lost in London, and make an unexpected friend.   Content Warnings: animal abuse (36:44-38:20), gore (41:07-41:24)   Transcript Link   Written by Zuwie LeFou   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Gus Zagarella - Lion Tamer Max Kriesky - Mr. Culpepper Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Charlie Green - Mickey Treadwell Lou Sutcliffe - Davey Treacle Ben Meredith - Rat Baiting Ringmaster Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schacht - Leonid Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Zuwie Lefou, Jamie Douglas, Liz Plant, Jeremy Thompson, Chris Vizurraga, and Katie McLean-Hainsworth   Music Used: Winter Morning - Veaceslav Draganov The Famous Gothenburg Automatic Organ - Luella Gren Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek Cicada - Vivek Abishek The Long Ride - Sam Will Poisson D'Avril - Ludvig Moulin Sultans Swing - IBY and Ty Simon The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Glass Blower's Son - Sam Will Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty-Five - The Dog and Pony Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 39:45


    A routine con is interrupted by a loose canon cop who doesn't play by the rules. Meanwhile, Holzmann has a productive week.   Content Warnings: animal distress (29:41-29:45), animal death (29:57-30:02), gunshots (27:39-27:40), (30:08-30:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Andre Canada - Gabriel Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Elizabeth Plant - Maria Ethan Michel - Gustav Gianni Matragrano - Zanetti Amina Koroma - Jenny Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Metaverse - Vivek Abishek Nochnaya Vorona - Ian Post Searching for Clues - Ludvig Moulin Tumannoye Ozero - Ian Post Dead of the Water - Vivek Abishek The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti Dragons - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty-Four - Criminal Honeymoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 35:20


    Maxim Moretz sends some of his new friends to get in touch.   Content Warnings: gunshots (3:11-3:12) (9:24-9:26) (14:20-14:21) (26:51-26:52), gore (2:15-2:19) (27:05-27:06) (31:44-31:50), car accident (22:16-22:21)   Transcript Link   Written by Antonia Le   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Graham Rowat - Maxim Moretz Henry Galley - Lemburger Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Ashlee Craft - Karl Jake Parr - Corascias  Sneha Kumar - Amira   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek Poisson d'Avril - Ludvig Moulin  Forgotten Castle - Ludvig Moulin The Sledding Hill - Ludvig Moulin Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty-Three - The Road to Bad Spukberg

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 42:45


    A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don't drink blood.   Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37)   Transcript Link   Written by Lou Sutcliffe   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Marguerita Nate Washko - Aster Caroline Orejuela - Jonquille Ty Coker - Kiefer Lauren Grace Thompson - Lilie Lou Sutcliffe - Birnbaum   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Chernoye Vedma - Ian Post The Bats - Vivek Abishek A Thief's Waltz - Victor Lundberg Murder Amongst the Roses - Peter Cavallo Bird People - Vivek Abishek Greedy Personality - Ludvig Moulin Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twenty-Two- Fenetre L'Esprit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 43:53


    Colette hasn't been herself lately.   Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43)   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons- Babyface John Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Ty Wilkins - Sinclair Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Jasper Taylor   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Double Espresso (Ty Simon Mix) - The Original Orchestra The Circus - Vivek Abishek Unfaithful Doll - Ludvig Moulin Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek Deer Woman - Vivek Abishek A Short Story of Paris - Max H The Spirit - Vivek Abishek Late Night Snack - The Fly Guy Five When the Music Goes Around - TeknoAXE Wat Dat Dee - TeknoAXE Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

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    Chapter Twenty-One- Operation Tiebreaker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 35:23


    Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.   Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill Jenna Rose - Schultz Addison Peacock - Ariadne Elizabeth Plant - Maria Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Pandora Beatrix - Roxana Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Zane Schact - Sir Edward Grey Jake Parr - C Aaron Moy - Harlow Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Austin Lee Matthews   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Kingmaker Histories Theme - Professor Shyguy Succubi - Vivek Abishek Dragons - Vivek Abishek Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek The Door - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Footnote ii - Blooper Reel

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 3:57


    Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.   Music by Odd Chap  

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    Appendix vi - Maxim Moretz's Guide to Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 5:01


    Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.   Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

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    Appendix v - Eisen Iyer Changes Your Car Tyre

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 4:37


    Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

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    Appendix iv - Ariadne Culver's Guide to Being Woman in the Workplace

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2024 4:31


    Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.   Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)   Transcript Link   Written and performed by Addison Peacock.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

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    Appendix iii - Telesphore Winterlich's Perfect Cup of Coffee

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 4:12


    Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

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    Appendix ii - Klaus Holzmann's Guide to Self-Management

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2024 3:53


    The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.   Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

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    Chapter Twenty - Swiss Holiday

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 48:20


    Trouble comes knocking.    Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Lucas Martinez - Lando   True Tales Propaganda: True Tales of the Illuminati is a full-cast audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong, that follows a crew of hapless illuminati goons as they bounce through history, snatching defeat from the jaws of other, weirder defeats. In season one, they blew the secret of the pyramids. In season two they failed a fake moon landing so badly they had to actually land on the moon. Now, the award winning team behind this show needs your help to make a third season, where Beck and her team go up against… The Enlightenment! That's right, reason IS the font of goodness, and it's back to the 18th century to deal with the likes of Denis Diderot, Johanne Weishaupt, and Wolfgang Goethe. Can they match their scintillating wit? Create an objective test of intellectual acumen? Kiss? You won't know unless they can raise the money to make it! So head over to truetalesteam.com/crowdfund if you want to support independent, idiotic comedy. Listen to seasons one and two here!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Nineteen - Birthday Presents

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 34:12


    Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew's birthday party.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Graham Rowat - Moretz Moe Rock - Helga Alex Bui - Clover Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Eighteen - Rat Meat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 34:21


    The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought.   Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome Jonny Sims - Charbonneau Matt Baker - Berenger Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Seventeen - Cutting the Mustard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2024 34:28


    The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage.   Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12)   Transcript Link   Written by Gus Zagarella   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Erika Sanderson - Janice Damon Alums - Sebastian Dontae Majors - Garnier Andrew Randall - Lelouche   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Sixteen - For the Republic!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 38:53


    Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army.   Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kreisky   Listen to Diary of Mothman   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Leonid Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger Addison Peacock - Ariadne Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Appendix i - Mid-Series Q&A

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 26:43


    Transcript link   The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions.   Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap   Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions: Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's

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    Footnote i - Forgive Colette

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 17:55


    Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions.   Listen to Forgive Me   Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Casey Callaghan - Father Ben Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem Taqi Nazeer - Eisen   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram    

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    Chapter Fifteen - Run Rabbit Run!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 34:34


    An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city.   Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse.   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Danny Doyle - Dolph Zane Schact - Balek and Leipzig Paul Ron Guan - Rudy Eden - Nixe Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, LadyImperatrix, Charlie Green, ConnFlakes, EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker, and Joe Cliff Thompson   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Fourteen -Knock Twice for No

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 35:54


    Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist.   Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01)   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Lisa Sowden - Katerina Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe Braman, Charlie Poritt   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Thirteen - Synecdoche

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 30:04


    An administrative screw-up leads to one of Eisen's magic artifacts being mistaken for a little girl's dollhouse.   Content Warning: Fire   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian BK Dawson - Gottlieb Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Meg Molloy Tuten - Gretchen Kai Ava Hauser - Lisa Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Erika Sanderson - Ninette   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    Chapter Twelve - Straightforward Solutions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 37:47


    While the boys are in jail, Colette deals with problems of her own.   Content Warning: Gore   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Josh Rubino - Rothbart and Telesphore Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Rob O'Dwyer - Knock Ryan Hoyle - Ivo   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram      

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    Chapter Eleven - Nothing Like a Good Prison Riot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2023 40:32


    The gang runs into some trouble with the law.   Content Warning: Gunshots, gore   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, exec produced by Henry Galley, foley design by Jam Wright, opening theme by Professor Shyguy   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Richie Ammons - Babyface John BK Dawson - Gottlieb Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Lou Sutcliffe - Frankini Additional voices - Zane Schact, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker   Stream Electromancy now!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

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    The Kingmaker Histories: Season Two Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 1:43


    An Important Announcement from the Valorian Army, for the Citizens of the VSR. New episodes releasing soon.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Bradley Gareth - Commander Holzmann David Ault - The Historian   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. The Kingmaker Histories theme was composed and performed by Professor Shyguy. 

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    Chapter Ten - Chateau de Arme Brilliante

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 44:55


    They have a saying in the VSR - "The past doesn't stay where you want it to."   Content Warning: Gunshots, explosions, gore.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Will De Renzy Martin - Axel BK Dawson - Gottlieb Kat Walker Shea - Milena Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schact - Leonid and Minister Labelle Graham Rowat - Moretz Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Henry Galley, and Meg Molloy Tuten

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    Chapter Nine - Pink Seagrass Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 33:08


    Eisen and Telesphore finally get around to introducing Colette to their fleshcrafter friend, but before they can reverse the spell on the Kingmaker she makes them run a few errands.   Content Warnings: Gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Nichole Goodnight - Imogen Amina Koroma - Jenny Roscoe Braman - Travers

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    Chapter Eight - Room to Let

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 29:00


    Fed up in her quest to get the Kingmaker, Ariadne tries a new strategy for getting information- being nice to people.   Content Warning: Torture, gore, body horror   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kreisky   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Addison Peacock - Ariadne Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Zane Schact - Leonid Erika Sanderson - Ninette Blythe Renay - Colette Additional voices - Max Kreisky, Gus Zagarella, Henry Galley   Make sure to check out friends of the show Fawx and Stallion!  

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    Chapter Seven - You'll Never Want to Leave!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 41:18


    Telesphore recieves a telegram from some childhood friends who live in a village full of Kehrseite ex-pats.   Content warning: Kidnapping   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Ryan Hoyle - Alkadies Bonnie Calderwood Aspinall - Peregrine Dallas Hawthorn - Finn Addison Peacock - Clytemnestra Additional voices - Jamie Douglas and Matt Baker

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    Chapter Six - A Hard Rain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 40:53


    In need of a doctor, the gang find themselves roped into a magical conflict between a man of the cloth and two wild women of the woods.  Content warning: Drowning, religious trauma Transcript Link   Written by Gus Zagarella   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Dan Zappulla - Father Alain Gus Zagarella - Prior Gregor Kelly Nugent - Yvonne Sena Bryer - Mirielle

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    Chapter Five- The Devil's Maw

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 37:16


    Eisen accidentally drops a valuable artifact down the gullet of a giant monster. Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Content warning: Body horror, vomit. Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Daphne Additional voices - Jamie Douglas, Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley      

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    Chapter Four - The Wrong Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 40:40


    When the trio are stranded in the middle of nowhere, their search for petrol leads them into a life-or-death situation. Content Warning: Gore, Unreality, Fire, Jump scares Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Gus Zagarella - Fransisco Zane Schact - Leonid Graham Rowat - Moretz Additional voices - Jamie Douglas

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    Chapter Three - Remedial Haggling

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 29:07


    The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.  Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten

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    Chapter Two - What the Hell is Blue?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 25:44


    Eisen conducts a series of highly scientific tests to determine how he can best use the Kingmaker to his advantage. Content Warning: Swearing, gore, animal death Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Jamie Douglas - Maurice Zane Schact - Labelle Additional voices - Henry Galley, Gus Zagarella, Meg Molloy Tuten and Charlie Porrit.

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    Chapter One - Happy Konigstodestag!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 29:58


    Assistant tailor Colette Geise experiences a migraine that destroys her life. Content Warning: Gore, gunshots. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Erika Sanderson - Ninette Meg Molloy Tuten - Thea Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schact - Leonid Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Additional voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas.

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    Prologue - The Fall of Crystal City

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 12:23


    A royal advisor flees the castle on the night of a bloody revolution and finds the world's best hiding place for the king's secret doomsday weapon. Content Warning: Childbirth, gunshots  Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - The King Addison Peacock - Ariadne Jeremy Showell - Gottlieb Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Additional voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Charlie Porritt, Josh Rubino, and Matt Baker.  

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    the KINGMAKER HISTORIES - Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 1:08


    The story of a seamstress, a diamond, a witch, two men in a van, and a large amount of invasive alien fauna. KINGMAKER - premiering October 2022. Transcript

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