The Slut Chronicles

We've got y'all straight trippin'! We are proud to bring our friend and special guest, Psilo, on the show to school us all up on the science and growing of psychedelic mushrooms. Have you ever had a bad trip? Been curious about how mushrooms could help with anxiety? Or just had questions about microdosing? We cover it all and much more. Listen and learn! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Back in action...Can we get a HooooooYEAHHHHH? It feels great to be back! Thank you all for waiting so patiently. This episode is all about checking in and catching up. We missed you all! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

You heard it ladies, Kim K says we are working. So Lily and Maria are challenging all of you to get your asses up and work as hard as Kim does...at being a slut. We love to see it! We decided that in order to see just what Kim meant, we needed to watch her doing some of her best work...in her sex tape with Ray J! Listen in to get our reactions. It just wasn't giving fat-pussy energy! Thank you all for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

When does keeping' it real go wrong when it comes to hygiene? Stinky breath, body odor...Are you down with "the twang"? Let's discuss. We all have our differences when it comes to what can handle. What is yours? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Back at it again! This episode is really a random mashup of every little though in our heads. The world is going up in flames and we are just here for a good time. Only 6 episodes left! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

We have a special V-Day episode for you! Join us as we talk with special guests: Jayme, Chad, and Don. Together, they make up a polycule. What does that mean? Let's flip the script and change what we consider to be a "normal" relationship. What would you do for love? Would you consider an open marriage if it meant that you could be truly happy? This gets juicy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Happy weekend, hos! We are overjoyed to be with you on this weekend, beloveds. Leading up to our special V-Day episode, we are chatting about all that love and happiness has to offer. What's new in the world of Kimye? Do you think that kids should have social media? What are your thoughts on older men hanging out with girls under 21? Some spicy subjects to take on in this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

I said cot damn! We are back with another shmackin' episode stuffin' all of your ear holes with slippery goodness. Chris Brown is at it again, wack influencers and cool ones, the dangers of Fentanyl (hide yo kids), and a whole lot more of today's pressing topics. Lily gives some advice on how to handle man-turds that won't flush and how to keep them away from your peace. Why doctors ain't shit, what to do when your jealousy gets the best of you, and mucho mas! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Alexa, play "Return of the Mack"...It feels great to be back in a new year and back on our bullshit! Thank you to everyone who has reached out looking for a new episode. Here it is! Catch up with us as we check in with each other. Do we have any resolutions? Do men take holidays and gift giving seriously? Have you attended a backyard secret sesh, yet?! What are you waiting for!? Welcome home. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Hey, there! We have returned with another mighty episode. We are slipping' and sliding' into 2022, but first, we smoke! Get inside a conversation about what it's like going through puberty, having a period, and why cow's milk is bad. Kanye is back at it and whew...he's starting to bug! Lily gets some anger off her chest and Maria gets advice on going to the same old hotel motel. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

We took a lil' break, but we are back with another episode to give you some feel-good shit for the coming holidays. Need some gift ideas? The Sluts got you! We catch up on some current events and talk about kinks. Do you have one? Let us know! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

We only have one week until our Halloween Backyard Secret Sesh! We can't wait to meet y'all and see all of the amazing talent that will be there. Follow @qgeeztrees on IG for all of the details. Meanwhile! Here is a little potion we have concocted in our spooky cauldron to get you in the mood. This one is for all you spooky hos that missed some slutty pillow talk. Get into itttttttttt! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Join us in welcoming Q to the podcast. We had the most fun picking her brain about all things cannabis. We cover it all! If you are interested in the science and thoughtful purpose behind weed, this is for you. We hope you love her as much as we do! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Welcome back, we are live! Listen as we take comments and questions from our lovely and loyal listeners during a live recording of TSC. What's up with Dave Chapelle being transphobic, Dave Bautista beats a guy up, Lily FINALLY went to go see a movie, nudist colonies and so much more on this very special episode. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Happy October! We are excited for cuffing season prelims to get started. We love to see who is and who isn't going to make it into the semis (Thanksgiving) and finals (Christmas). Speaking of October, it's time for all things spooky. Like ghosting! Tell us your best story of a time when you were ghosted and we will talk about it on our next episode! More in this episode on the Lords of Bakersfield, secret societies, Lily having brain-farts when she gets high, and much more! We love you all SOUL much. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

With Halloween approaching, what kinda spooky shit are you getting into? Kids wilding' out on payphone 9-1-1 lines. Lily shares some strip club bloopers and the ladies talk about kinks and fetishes. What are some of yours? Lil Nas X sent Maria some bitcoin, homophobia in hip-hop, y mucho mucho mas! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

The heat is starting to get to us sluts. We are ready for colder weather! Everything in California is on fire and we think it's making people act like fools. Note to men: Don't touch us. Maria talks about her recent experience at the Foos Gone Wild show. Ben- Wahhh? Did you know that harmony balls and Ben-Wa balls aren't the same thing? We go over our favorite things about balls. Shroomin' is fun, but is it for you? So much to discuss! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

It feels great to be back for SEASON 3! Welcome new and loyal listeners! We feel energized, refreshed and ready to fuck shit up. How you doin'?! We play a little catch up. We started cuffing' season early, so we cover what it's like to be monogamous and slutty. What the hell is going on in Texas? Abortion rights for all people! Drake and Kanye have new albums, do we care? Catch us next month at a spooky secret sash pop-up for Halloween. Look for the Horny Police! We are so glad you're back. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

It's here! The final episode of Season 2! If you've made it this far, you a real one. If not, that's ok! You're on your way. In our final episode, Lily takes on some special guests... ALL MEN! We get a chance to hear how the other half is livin' and I guess we don't mind hearing what they think...FOR NOW! There's so much to discuss...fly with us! Stay tuned for Season 3 coming soon! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Our last episode together! Maria has a horny ghost in her house that makes an appearance, we talk about the supernatural, Geoffrey says what's up, bitches who can't handle their liquour, and we recap an amazing 2nd season! Thank you all for being so amazing to us, listening, supporting, and for the feedback and love. We will be back next weekend with one more episode. We have mercy available now! See your IG for more details. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Sheeeeesh! Back-to-back episodes for y'all! In today's, we had the pleasure of interviewing Glo, a woman with experience working in the cannabis industry as a bud tender. We ask her about her beginnings, the day-to-day on the job, and advice she may have for women interested in getting into a similar field. Women are taking over and why not in weed? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

The Sluts come to you live and direct from our first live event at Qgeez Trees Secret Backyard Sesh in Bakersfield! Our first event was such a badass experience and we wanted to share some of it with you Marlon Mack of Tonight We Are sits in with us. Then we talk with our boy Eddie Hernandez from Nano's Barbershop to talk about his new role in the skating community. You don't want to miss this one! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Lily's return is here! We catch up on new shit, what's new in Bakersfield, how we are all scorching here, and what we want to see in theaters. Have you ever heard of a Rusty Trombone or Cinicinatti Bowtie? You could be the next contestant on the Cash Cab Confessionals! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Maria is bringing you a solo episode this week! When the Pizza Slut is away, the other slut will play. Lily is out of town, so Maria is bringing that hot fire to your ears for this week's episode. She keeps the train rollin' with celeb gossip, tips for online dating, red flags to look for at a potential's house, and all the funnies you've come to know and love. Sheeeeeeshhhhh! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

This week, we talk about some of the celeb gossip we have been missing out on. Do we give a fuck about the rich? No! It's just fun to ponder. Bennifer is back together!? Yasss get that toxic ex back, baby. Have you ever had some deminic-ass devil dick sent straight from hell to test your patience. Whew! You're not alone. We play a funny game of Fuck, Marry, Kill and the results are more surprising than you think! Welcome to the shit show. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Thanks for being patient and waiting for that new new! We are back in this with a funny episode about the hard-hitting issues! Jk. We are talking about how much we enjoy hotel sex, condom weirdness, cum kinks, Sex and The City, misandry and where we fit in. Horny friends, shaving tipsand ouchies, Fuck Me Silly, and coochie-hair barbers. Come with us! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

TW: This episode contains conversations about pedophilia and sexual grooming. Welcome all you new Sluts! Thank you for joining us. We went all over with this one! What do y'all like about Bakersfield? What happened to Chris Hanson and his show? Local Bakersfield predators exposed. What do you call a vagina and why? Vagina Monologues. With TSC it's always Fuck12. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

We love a good conspiracy. Hear some of our favorites! QAnon, Pizzagate, Chemtrails, oh my! Where do The Sluts stand on it all? Find out and send us some of your best. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

We have a lil' guest! Lily's Manager, Junior stops by! Mourning the loss of DMX and all of the rap icons who have passed, we talk about our favorite artists and how hip-hop has influenced us. Are you a jealous type? Where are the toxic at? Also, Lily can't get hired...now we know why! Tune in to find out! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

The murder trial of Derek Chauvin is underway and The Sluts weigh in. It's time for justice to be done in the memory of George Floyd and all of those who are victims of police brutality and racial profiling. Which Bakersfield business has racist business operations? Why do men want to be in a situationship and put you on some restrictions? Men with mattresses on the floor... can you relate? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Good Saturday! Thank you for listening and supporting. This week, we are all over the place with everything from getting your parents to smoke weed, to what we were like in high school. Take a listen and get to know us a lil' better. Men who can't talk to women, eating ass, it's all in there! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Lucky Episode 7 Welcome Therese Dozier of Luv Spun Floss! Our special guest answers our questions about what its like owning a business during a pandemic, how she got started, and lessons she has learned along the way. Supporting local and promoting local is what we LUV to talk about. Along with first loves, what defines love, and how we plan to give love going forward, we bring the warm-fuzzies with this one! We hope you enjoy and support our friends! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

This week, we have a smorgasbord of tasty topics. Remember Pumpkin from Flavor of Love? Let's get her to do an episode! We talk about movies (some Lily have actually seen) and why we like scary ones. We love bitches who love sports! What are your faves? This new stimmy hit different. How are you spending yours? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Does it matter if women can't cook? Seems outdated to us. What constitutes a Milf? What's up with hot teachers and why aren't the issues the same for men teachers vs. women teachers? The low-down on the sugar daddy spots in Bakersfield. We had too much fun with this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Lily and Maria give tips on oral sex, ponder how Leo DiCaprio has no kids, shaving accidents, and golden pussy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

The famous Mint Bar is a Bakersfield landmark. We talk about our love for it and how we miss it. Porn has some weird titles. Who writes these? Stop saying simp! Here's why... And rappers who hide their kids. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Meet our friends Howie and Mario! We talk about small businesses, keeping things local, and community involvement. Mental health awareness, how the pandemic has affected so many of us, and checking in with your friends. One love! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

We are beyond happy to be back with y'all again. Hear about what we have been doing and why the delay since our last episode. Big things coming! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

It's just Maria with a quick update on why we haven't posted a new episode! Have faith, we will be returning v soon. We miss you all so very much and can't wait for you to hear the next episode. Thank you for listening. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

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Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support