The Tom and Jack Podcast

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to and after Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4). Here is the ORIGINAL xmas special. Enjoy   In a festive podcast Tom and Jack discuss Christmas, staff Christmas parties and the date this could possibly be broadcast; they also exchange Secret Santa presents - all from Tom's basement. There's a celebrity interview straight from the bottom of Santa's sack and what could possibly be the final TSIFATVSILBTSATTVSSAWUIC. Originally broadcast (probably) 16/12/2016.   Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously): Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram      

This was an odd one. Another lockdown. We thought we'd watch Ralph Bakshi's animated version of the Lord of the Rings fro 1978. Originally this was going to be an episodic, filmed endeavour but as you will hear it went appalling. It went so badly that it actually has some value in being laughed at.  So, yeah. You'll hear us trying to work out how to work a Zoom call. You might think this reflects poorly on us but YOU'VE downloaded it. So think on. Look at some good stuff we've done below:   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram      

(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel. (You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do. Return of the Tom & Jack, come on.  Hello again. In these strange and unprecedenzzzzzzzzzzzz. We're back. It's amazing what can happen in [check time since we last podcasted]. Here we discuss most of those things and also; Jack's legs, hot blood clots, Kim Wilde, Jack's stag do, Jack's wedding, Jack's dog, Tom's cats, mental health lip service, Buzz Aldrin fighting, mirror dimensions and why Jules Verne should piss off. More content soon. This is the new normal. If we get in trouble for anything expressed in this, it was taken out of context. Originally broadcast 30/10/2020.   Look at all the other stuff we've done:Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thingHere's our INFAMOUS application for HuntedRead Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. Watch Japanese House Cafe Interview we done AndroidEmailTwitter FacebookInstagram 

Since Jack's got married he's acting like Kerry Katona did to the rest of Atomic Kitten after she met Brian McFadden. As such there's no new podcast. Joking of course! But he is being annoying and we should be back very soon. In the meantime, why not see how far we've come? Here are some weak observations; poorly performed. Actually it's quite good. Actually, actually I was only half listening in case we said anything hateful whilst playing Age of Empires III. And for fact fans, the first time Tom swore on live radio. So there's that. After a brief sabbatical the 'Boys Are Back In Town' (that song wasn't played). Jack and Tom continue to battle with not using the name of the radio station they're broadcasting from and fill us in on what they've been up to during the week. Weddings and holidays are discussed and there's a brand new celebrity interview with Youtube star Alfie Deynes aka PointlessBlog. Originally broadcast 04/09/2017.   Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram

Jack's still being selfish and having a wedding. And we're going scouting for his stag do and, unfortunately, he's making it all about himself. Selfish. Here's some old toot we found down the back of the sofa.    An episode deep from the archives. Honestly, don't really know what was going on here. We were winding up Sean the producer for a long-forgotten slight and we wish him well wherever he is. And we hope he continues to evade the police so effectively. We also explained how to present the weather correctly, discuss job interviews, Jack has an Auction and other stuff. Text 'poor quality radio' to 0800 9345 2758 1827 99 8 000 0*67. Originally broadcast a long time ago.    It's been marked as explicit 'cause one of us says arse and the other one spells it. Sorry about that.    Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram

Hello. We're still alive but Jack's stag do, Jack's wedding and endless other selfish endeavours are keeping us busy. Plus nothing has happened to either of us for sometime. Luckily we've been plugging away at this for years. As it's nearly Jack's wedding here's an episode when he was sad, lonely and motivated. Better days. Please don't think it's good though. An episode deep from the archives. It's Valentine's Day, so Tom & Jack talk virginity, match making and more. Plus there's fresh Jack's Auction, The Films What You Saw, and a brand new game too.   Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

An episode deep from the archives. I can't really remember if we were drunk or something on this. Strange one. Anyway, there's Jack's Auction and psychic chat. Never mind. Also Jack's live mixing is something else. Odd. Originally broadcast 20/03/2017.       Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY***   This week we talk about COVID and that. And IKEA. And Godzilla. And how kids shouldn't have free school meals 'cause they shouldn't deserve them. And why statues are better than social justice. Listen, download, etc. Originally broadcast 28/06/2020.    Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

An episode deep from the archives. Tom is on holiday and Jack has bought himself a shack. No podcast for a week so fill your boots with some classic Radio Bicester ramblings.   Unfortunately Jack is ill. It's too early to celebrate and we may well be back soon.  In this episode Jack goes to the spa. There's an Auction. And something about talking underwear.  Originally broadcast 07/06/2017.    Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY***   This week we discuss the ongoing lockdown, VE day and conspiracies. What Annoyed Us was spelling and fearing people are dead. Plus we look at the most ludicrous birthday message ever committed to code on Vloggers Gone Wild. I don't even understand that as a thing. Originally broadcast 10/05/2020.    Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY***   This week What Annoyed Us was affairs with postmen and noisy, lonely neighbours. WE celebrate shoplifting falling and investigate Richie Rich. Plus there are existential laments aplenty. Please let this all end. originally broadcast 25/04/2020.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY*** This week we discuss Jack's gammy foot and his tragic birthday. There's talk of Mum's secret ham and good butter. The things that Annoyed Us This Week are lawns and loud phone speakers. Plus there's much debate on whether Eamon Holmes is Y'Alright or whether he is not Y'Alright or not. Is he? Who knows? Originally broadcast 14/04/2020.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY*** Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair CORONA, where we lay our scene. This is a podcast that was recorded across the internet. Here's our experiences of lockdown. Hopefully you enjoy it. Some of it. A bit of it. It'll silence your thoughts for a period of time. You've heard it. Alright, but it IS a podcast. And there is nothing you or I can do about that. Originally broadcast 03/04/2020.  WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons? And all the non-believers? The plans that they have made? Because one day, I'll leave you. A phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the Tom & Jack parade." This week we, somehow, cover colonoscopies, Desert Island Disks and the Catholic Church. Things that Annoyed Us This Week include sofas, houses, angry ex-policemen and mattress shopping. Oh yeah and Tom applies for Love Island. Listen and scream into your pillow with us! Originally broadcast 09/03/2020.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

My fist is balled Tom & Jack up against the wall, pencil drawn. This is just the song to go ballistic on, you just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher. I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological. This week's podcast covers LinkedIn, work, Pop-up-Pirate (It's a Barrel of Fun), politeness, Spy Kids (HUSUFIAMM), Postman Pat People and Doubting Thomas. Oh and there's a Youtuber who films himself 12 hours after his girlfriend dies. Then tries to contact her on a ouija board. Good old fashioned family fun. All covered in Vloggers Gone Wild. No fireworks, no disasters. Originally broadcast 01/02/2020.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

You waited this long to stop debating, 'cause I'm Tom & Jack, I'm on the rag and ovulating. I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem is complicating.   The Tom & Jack Podcast - brand new for 2020! This week there's debate over the new British army advert, advice on dealing with in-laws. Favourite characters such as Mark Francois and 'the Chucker' return. Postman Pat People are discussed, as is Tots TV. Tom is banned from TikTok. Jack is still a pornstar. The times they are a-changing. Why are you annoyed? Originally broadcast 12/01/2020.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong, (war is over if you want it) for the rich and the poor ones, the road is so long (war is over now). And so happy Christmas for Tom & Jack and for whites (war is over if you want it). Hello. It's the most wonderful time of the year. There are festive what-annoyed-us(es), Jack tries to become a model in Reality Bustin' and the Tom & Jack Secret Santa is completed. There is a LOT of choice, abstract and provocative swearing this week. But we warned you. Privatise the police. Originally broadcast 22/12/2019.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

All Is Porn - The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. Porn of porns, says the Preacher, porn of pornities! All is. This will forever be remembered as the episode where Jack realised - to his cost - he had become a pornstar. There's also lugubrious chat and sniping aplenty. Talk ranges from words, 'shoemakers', Tory twitter and Nazi market stalls. Then Jack proves Tom's wrath just and right by airing his personal business in public - forgetting that his own sloth had left him unable to take an editorial control. Then he became, justifiably some are saying, a star of the porn. Aren't all words? Originally broadcast 16/11/2019.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE   Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

For the fight of the year two boxing obsessives come together to give you the commentary you deserve. Insider gossip, behind the scenes action and debates which cut to the very core of the boxing. Also taking in such classic boxing topics as Frank Oz's limited range, Mark Wahlberg and PE teachers. A clash of the vloggers - the unofficial commentary, right here. As far as we can recall, to the best of our memory we watched this legally. Originally broadcast 10/11/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

We've suffered the breaks. You know I still remember it, it keeps burning away, I know that you may take a while to come Tom & Jack around. This week features Star Trek, Budapest, our own biopics and a mistaken identity KSI-case. What Annoyed Us? Thanks for asking - well, racist royals, escape rooms and multi-nationals. Plus there's a bally old case of the rugger. Cloverfields, faasands of 'em . Originally broadcast 02/11/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

I sit Tom & Jack with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag of this weed, it gives me the s**t needed to be, the most meanest MC on this—on this Earth.   This week there's tales from the front of being involved in the biggest repatriation since Dunkirk. Lions led by donkeys. Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us - everything but also McDonald's, powercuts and seat stealers. We touch base with the world of vanity in Vloggers Gone Wild and discuss Thomas Crook and baked beans. I haven't tasted fish like that since my wife died. Originally broadcast 14/10/2019.   Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

While my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun. He says death will give us Tom & Jack to god, just like the setting sun, its return to the lonesome ocean. This week the Things What Have Annoyed Us are a homeless Inspector Gadget coat, Willy Wonka and dogging. In Reality Bustin' we plan to get on the Mail Online, boycott Whispnade Zoo and branch into merchandise with our own range of cards. Plus chat about MK1, Rick Waller, barbeques, Play Your Cards Right, Sunday Headaches, the Queen and Tony Blair. Originally broadcast 08/09/2019.   Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

He was a skater boy, she said, "see you later, boy", he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space, she needed to come Tom & Jack down to Earth.   This week that was there's chat about scouts (again), holiday biscuits and how chocolate bars can help you identify health issues. We beg the zoo to let us be bitten by an animal in honour of Mike Posner, Air B'n'Bs and bonfires Annoyed Us This Week and we respond to the Ingham family's response to us. Respond. I did leave a Tazmanian Devil in the toilet. Original broadcast 18/08/2019.   Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Oh, what a night. Late December Tom & Jack in '63. What a very special time for me, as I remember, what a night.   This week there's talk of degrees, plastic and the new wave of satire being surfed. Things what annoyed us this week included haircuts, wasps, aftershave, appalling train services and bus people. Plus the murky world of vloggers is revisited in Vloggers Gone Wild - this week the Ingham family are selling a plastic copy of their new born child for a very reasonable price. Download please. SEND STRING TO NORTHWESTERN RAIL - the fire is lit. Originally broadcast 26/07/2019.    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

I never heard Carrickfergus ever sang so sweet, acapella in the bar using her feet for a beat, I could have that voice playing on repeat for a week and in this Tom & Jacked out room swear she was singing to me. This week we review the superb new album Collobrations Project No. 6 by Ed Sheeran (featuring the hit new single I Don't Care). Plus there is on-going planning of Jack's scout-do. Things what have annoyed us include dung beetles, cheerleading, Argos and estate agents. AND we take a look at the time the TV show Neighbours said the word 'Neighbours.' Oo, keyboard. Originally broadcast 13/07/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

I had to find the passage Tom & Jack to the place I was before, relax said the night man, we are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave. This week there's Rory Stewart, appalling local radio jingles and dead neighbours. Things What Annoyed Us This Week & a Spoonful of Weather featuring the best of the worst TripAdvisor reviews. Plus there's the best made up nonsense the internet has to offer. Also, a table collapsed on a load of old people. Originally broadcast 21/06/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

And did you think this fool could never win, well look at me, I'm coming Tom & Jack again. I got a taste of love in a simple way and if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away. It's finally here. Your chance to to invest in world-changing company Soft Lad Gyms. What has been called "the opportunity of the life times" by Tom, is now on Kickstarter (approval pending)!Support if for God's sake. There's also a podcast going on; what annoyed us was the Chucker and attention seeker. There's also plenty of George Galloway pretending to be a cat (sorry) and a study of a racist vlogger. What all that!? Yes all that. Originally broadcast 27/05/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Talking bout home but we can't go Tom and Jack, I guess that's why we left, so we could take a step, keep moving and forget the rest. This week there's Here's a Thing what Annoyed Me This Week about internet abuse and unwanted gifts. There's also Jack's App Thing... with a lie detector test. PLUS new feature 'The Said the Thing!' featuring the Walking Dead saying 'The Walking Dead' on 'The Walking Dead'. Also there is eclectic chat from such far ranging topics as planning Jack's stag do and What's the Most racist Thing We Heard This Week? Originally broadcast 17/05/2019. Priceless!     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos, then they clear the lane I go solo, the meaning of all of that, some media is the Tom & Jack, as your believe it's true, it blows me through the roof. Suckers. This week there's basketball assaults and relationship advice from the newly engaged-to-be-wed Jack Short. What Annoyed Us This Week was rude people and people playing music off your phone. There's another App review as we look at each other' hands and the Life Waster Chronicles features a picture of a bear. Future baby. Originally broadcast 27/04/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door, ready to make an entrance, so Tom & Jack on up ('cause you know about to rip s**t up). What's wrong with the audio? Good question, thanks for asking. Jack did something wrong. This week sees Annoyed Us topics cat excrement, political correctness and feedback cards. There's 'the Roly-Poly Tom Project' and a hugely exciting Reality Bustin' update. Plus two new features - the Life Waster Chronicles and Jack's App thing.. Originally broadcast 19/04/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Tell me is the Tom & Jack of the pool balls, neon buzzin'? Telephone's ringin', it's your second cousin. After a looong illness ridden sabbatical Tom & Jack. Jack's in a place called vertigo with his overstated sickness and Tom is just fine, thanks for asking. Things that have annoyed us include upsetting tricks to the doctor and dream affairs. Jack has his reality busted as Tom applies for the role of town crier in his name. And we all learn about racist pickpockets in What's the Most racist Thing You've Heard This Week? Buy crumpets - now. Originally broadcast 04/04/2019   ‘Jack’s’ town crier application can be found here   Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Cornered the boy, kicked out at the world .The world kicked Tom & Jack a lot effing harder now. If you wanna try, if you wanna try. There's no worse you could do. Uh oh oh.   This week sees the long awaited return of TripAdvisor based feature A Spoonful of Weather. Plus there's far ranging chat from Mark Francois experience in the TAs, paint balling with Robin Gibb, Have I Got News for BORING, Topcat and Christian murder mysteries. Scouts for adults. Originally broadcast 15/03/2019.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Talk behind my Tom & Jack but to my face they say nothing. Stand up in the dance, keep a firm steady stance. Keep the beanies touching, keep the beanies hot flushing. This week internet dating, computer troubles and shower calls. What Annoyed Us was 1 star reviews, scrumpy urine and anti-vegan patrols. PLUS an application for Hunted and e-book authory. 11 minutes and 49 seconds for DOG. Originally broadcast 08/03/2019.    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

And after about ten dear minutes, he was Tom & Jack in the game.Thought he was done man, thought he was finished, but he's Tom & Jack up again. Hello! This week there's bull masteefs, raw chicken and a heartfelt apology of behalf of Tom's uncle Jim Ratcliffe, the UK's richest man. This week homework for Jesus, frozen sandwiches and dearest MOMO annoyed us. Plus Soft Lad Gyms LTD is gathering steam and is coming to a Dragon's Den near you. Give me your gun. Originally broadcast on 01/03/2019.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Dreams don't last forever. Why you wanna fix me? See, if the police don't take it. God forsake it, I can't take it, why you stab me in the Tom & Jack? Hello! Two new features this week: Reality Busters and What's Wrong with You Tom/Jack/Both of You? There's also old favourite Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and a brief Vloggers Gone Wild. Tom's used an internet pseudonym to blag an interview to appear on the Apprentice and Jack has listened to him talk about it. Originally broadcast 09/10/2019.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

I'm I'm Tom & Jack in your face like I've never been away, I'm Tom & Jack in your face and it's where I'm gonna stay. This week there's Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This combined with You Must Be Drunk into one mega-feature. Rejoice as we take pops at Saxon toilet products and the National Lottery. Delight in tales of joint accounts and Twitter scams and Christians. And there's an update on Tom's quest to become a TikTok superstar. Originally broadcast 28/01/2019   As promised, here's us learning to cook with Zoella.    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

And I told about equality and it's true either you're wrong or you're right. But, if you're thinkin' 'bout my baby it don't matter if you're Tom & Jack or white.  This week there is 2019's first instalment of Vloggers Gone Wild. It's a double header with ACE Family's lollipops and RiceGum's gambling children. Plus meandering chat from Fixodent to street fights and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week featuring Bregzit and Neeeewsbeat. Gary Newman did it. Originally broadcast 19/01/2019.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

I've been watching you walk, I've been learning the way that you talk. The Tom & Jack of your head is at the front of my mind; soon I'll crack it open just to see what's inside your mind. Hello! It's back for 2019 due to unpopular demand. This week we kick off discussing New Year, New Year's Resolutions and murder. There's everyone's favourite feature a Spoonful of Weather featuring TripAdvisor reviews PLUS old favourites Etymology Corner and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week. Originally broadcast 12/01/2019.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Hello. And what a year it's been that it just was. So many memories, so many crass, ill-thought out mutterings on this podcast. Why not listen to some of our favourite bits (from the old episodes we could be bothered to listen to). And an auld lang syne to all.    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Those Christmas lights, light up the street. Maybe they'll bring her Tom & Jack to me. Then all my troubles will be gone, oh Christmas lights keep shining on.  It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid. This week there's a Christmassy Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week and the exchanging of Secret Santa gifts. Plus there's the final every Zoella's Cosy Tip with all your Christmas essential. And an Etymology Corner. See you in 2019! Originally broadcast 23/12/2018.    Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

If I could turn Tom & Jack time, if I could find a way. I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay. Tune in to here two men panicking as they realise the Apprentice final is about to start. We talk about Brexit, when wasps go mad, children spitting, SNL and scouts, scouts, scouts. There are things that have annoyed us this week, a Christmas Etymology Corner and we learn to put meat on a slab with Zoella. Dial two 9s into your phone and a third when necessary. Originally broadcast 16/12/2018.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Why can't you see? Come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack to me. And I know I was wrong, when I said it was true, that it couldn't be me and be her in between - without you.   Jack is tired. Tom's been blocked by Alan Sugar. BUT together, they make it work. Here are some things that happen in this audio file - skaghead wheely  bin thieves, Pinky & the Brain, ongoing TikTok fame, preemptive self-defence and good vibe's [sic]. Plus Here's a Thing That's Annoyed Me This Week, the Cain and Abel of Youtuber in Vloggers Gone Wild and Etymology Corner. Return to energiser. Originally broadcast 08/12/2018.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

You got your hair combed Tom & Jack and your sunglasses on, baby. And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong - after the boys of summer have gone. This week join us for a Sunday headache and a bloody sundae brain-freeze. There's perverse Christmas covers and a flat battery in HATWAMTW, a cosy tip from friend of the pod Zoella and "an enclosed space used for storage" of an Etymology Corner. PLUS in You Must Be Drunk there is much laughing and gnashing of teeth as Pharrell promises us a special reward if we don't destroy the world. Go and get in your car. Originally broadcast 02/12/2018.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Too long I roam in the night - I'm coming Tom & Jack to his side, to put it right. I'm coming home to wuthering, wuthering, Wuthering Heights. This week that only lasted three days we learn how to become a TikTok superstar and lay out a cheeseboard with the help of Zoella. There's pottery painting and the theme tune for Of Mice & Men. Plus we examine a video shown AROUND the world as Logan Paul comes out as a flat earth-er. Originally broadcast 24/11/2018.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

Until you find it there, and lead it, Tom & Jack, home. Wake me up inside, wake me up inside; call my name and save me from the dark. It's the all new adventures of Tom & Jack! New kit, same old nonsense. Third, fourth and fifth degree burns and security scan emails. Late deliveries and poor directions. Bohemian Rhapsody reviews and sincere vlogger interviews. Learning to play Snack Bingo and Etymology Corner. Delicious. Mild audio issues due to new kit. Originally broadcast 22/11/2018.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram  

I just wonder what it’s gonna take; another foreign or a bigger chain? Because no matter how my life has changed, I keep on looking Tom & Jack on better days, better days. Trolley tokens at the ready - it's time for another pod! There are  chiropractic relationship adjustments and Go-Karting panic attacks to brighten up boring lives. We'll soil ourselves to Just Tattoo of Us and clean each other with Mrs Hinch before learning to walk AND make sandwiches with Zoella. And we all know how rude Jack is but just where does the word rude come from? More questions than answers, guaranteed. #porn Originally broadcast 11/11/2018.   Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.  Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  Watch Japanese House Cafe  Interview we done   Android Email Twitter  Facebook Instagram