Two Humerus Nurses Podcast

International Nurses Day 2025!  We love to celebrate nurses so for IND2025 Kelly attended an event hosted by The Holistic Care Collective in Echuca. There was a group pilates class, sound bath session and the opportunity to have some pamper time with mini facials, reiki session and a chiro to check your spinal health. The Holistic Care Collective nurses also provided mini health checks!  There was delicious food, champagne and live music!  Then Kelly sat down with the owner/founder of the THCC Rebecca East and did a live podcast! Blinded by blaring sun and then racing against a storm rolling in and freezing wind! Bec shares how she managed to complete not one but TWO masters in 3 years and how she doesn't have it all together! Check out The Holistic Care Collective HERE THCC Instagram: @the_holistic_care_collective Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Music: Switch Me Up by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Oh my gosh! Have you missed us? We have missed you!!  Kelly & Alisha are finally back after a very long break and they debrief what happened in 2024, why they took such a long break, highlights and lowlights and their hopes for 2025!  Its a hilarious hot mess, very on brand for your two favourite nurses!  Thanks for listening!!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

2024 Women's Health Week LIVE.  On 6th September 2024 Kelly & Alisha were live from the Kyabram Plaza Theatre for Women's Health Week. They brought the local community of women (and a couple of brave men) together with their usual humour, some fun facts and a couple of wonderful, interesting guests!  Thanks to the EmpowHER - Connecting Women committee for hosting such a wonderful event for our local community!  Check out Monique's business @gv_body_rejuvenation for more information For easy to find health information on all things women's health we suggest you check out Jean Hailes for Women's Health  Of course you can always email us at hello@twohumerusnurses.com or find us on Instagram  @twohumerusnursespodcast  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com   

Kelly and Alisha sat down with Brooke the Osteo to discuss all things osteopathy! Well, in reality they talked a lot of their experience, tit and fanny out mostly, with Brooke.  This is one funny episode! Lots of laughs, some info about what an osteo does (everything apparently) and we almost get to the bottom of why they are called Drs - almost! Once again, its loose, funny and only slightly informative! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly and Alisha sit down (with only one mic) to talk about a couple of doctors who kill!  Kelly's "doctor" was possibly the documented first serial killer! He built himself a reputation and a Murder Castle!  Alisha talks about a doctor who was probably past his prime and made a deadly error!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com.au Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com   

Don't miss this debrief! Alisha talks about her ADHD diagnosis and a very traumatic event that happened. Its worth listening to!  Kelly talks about her quick trip to Perth and her osteo experience!!  Your favourite nurses are really taking it easy this year with episodes as life is SO BUSY! So we love that you are sticking with us! Debriefs are fun catch ups for us and we hope you enjoy them too! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com.au Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Hey girliessss!! It's Nurse Hamish!!  Kelly sat down with the evanescent, energetic, vibrant and just so positive Nurse Hamish! They chatted about living in the beautiful Kimberley's, his interesting road into nursing, quitting your grad year when it doesn't serve you, social media and the joys of country nursing.  I think this chat will surprise you!  Nurse Hamish Instagram: @nursehamish Nurse Hamish TikTok: @nursehamish Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

This episode is the usual ramblings from your two favourite nurses! From 'old duck down' at an ANZAC ceremony, to pilates chat, to toxic fat phobia in gyms and a BIG announcement! (Hint - if you are a student you'll want to click the link below!) So grab a cuppa, margarita or iced latte and find a comfy spot in the warm and listen to us ramble on for an hour!  ANMF EVENT: Ace It! Everything you need to know to successfully become a nurse or midwife! Two Humerus Nurses will be speaking on "Finding Humour in Challenging Situations". There are also interactive activities, a catered lunch and loads of info about how to ace your grad interview and your first year as a nurse or midwife! June 5th in Melbourne. CLICK HERE TO REGISTER FOR THE EVENT!! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com  

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to just crack it and walk out of you shift? Or maybe you really wonder what TPN might taste like? Or how much better a shift might run if you could sedate that annoying bell ringing patient? Intrusive thoughts, we all have them but we never act on them!  Kelly & Alisha share some of there favourites from their listeners and of course they share some funny stories and get way off track!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses private Facebook group Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com  

Ever wondered why the human body has organs and functions that we can live without but are relatively completely useless? So did we! Kelly & Alisha have a chat about some useless body parts, or at least we thought they were useless! From tonsils to body hair, we learnt some new words and had a lot of laughs!  Would you like to help support your favourite podcast? You could buy us a virtual coffee at www.buymeacoffee.com/humerusnurses We love your continued support!   Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurse Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com.au  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

How are we almost at Easter and the end of March!  Kelly & Alisha sit down to chat about Kelly's most traumatic experience of her life and her crying through Pilates, Alisha has her ADHD assessment soon and has a lot of fears about it all.  Alisha trials a new segment, so stay till the end and have laugh with us!! Its the usual chaotic, hot mess of a debrief! Just how you like us!! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurse Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com.au  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha are back with part two of the Lucy Letby episode!  We talk more about the trial, the babies and obviously have our own opinions!  If you want to watch the whole 11 minutes of the Judges sentencing you can watch it here. Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more in detail information about her trial and the babies. Highly recommend this podcast!  Would you like to support us? All funds raised go towards the running of our podcast. Buy as a coffee here, we appreciate it! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Lucy Letby, a neonatal nurse, is one of Britain's worst female child serial killers. She has been found guilty of murdering 7 infants and attempting to murder 6 others. She is currently spending the rest of her natural life in prison.  Hear how this nurse was able to cause so much death and harm in a 12 month period, despite the best efforts of concerned doctors and nurses around her.  Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more in detail information about her trial and the babies. Highly recommend this podcast!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Nurses Who Kill is back for 2024!  We have both chosen a couple of very recent killers! One is a nurse who had to be full time carer at home - so was it mercy or desperation? The other seemed to enjoy the thrill, and went on a very prolific killing spree at many nursing facilities in her short career!  Both cases go to trial in April & May 2024 so we will give an update once they have been to court!  We also, in true 2HN style, ramble on and on with some stories that have nothing to do with NWK!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Private Facebook Group Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Well it might be mid February 2024 but Kelly & Alisha finally got their acts together and sat down to shoot the shit and what a hot mess it was!  We talk about EVERYTHING and wafflestomping....  Listen if you dare!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurse Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com.au  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Well 2023 is almost over! We made it y'all! Just before Christmas Kelly, Alisha and Jess got together to discuss the year that was! They hadn't caught up in awhile so it was a hot mess!  They chat about the podcast statistics and then its all down hill from there! From Kelly's living funeral which had them in stitches, to Alisha's ADHD brain fogs and Jess's big year of running and dance comps, they discuss it all!  Come join us for the final episode of 2023! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Jess are back this week with April! April has just completed her double degree, registered nursing and midwifery. She has assisted in 30 births and Alisha's was one of them!  Hear all about April's study, her work as a RUSON and how much she loves midwifery!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Private Facebook Page: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Having a child is supposed to be the best time of your life, but what if your child, or children, are sick? How does life change if it's full of hospital visits, tests, medications, surgery and worry?  Emily is a mum of two boys who have had their fair share of illness! She experienced some scary times. The irony is that Emily's youngest was sick at the time of recording this episode! So you will hear Owen's input throughout the episode!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast- private group Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com    This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. It is almost CHRISTMAS so why not head over to eNurse and stock up on their fun Christmas scrub range!  Click HERE to shop today!! Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!    All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com   

We are here again! Alisha has given birth to her beautiful son, Lachlan, and she tells Kelly all about it!  Alisha was so prepared for this birth, so of course it didn't go exactly as planned! Once again, Alisha's birth story is one not to miss, it is incredible! I don't think we have laughed so hard in an episode, maybe ever!!  We are so proud of Alisha and welcome baby Lachlan into the world! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast- private group Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com    This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. It is almost CHRISTMAS so why not head over to eNurse and stock up on their fun Christmas scrub range!  Click HERE to shop today!! Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!    All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com   

Welcome back to Part 2 of Devastating Diagnosis with Brad & Holley Jones!  We learn about Brad's second diagnosis, Chronic Myeloid Leukaemia. We learn how this cancer diagnosis rocked both their worlds in a way they weren't expecting.  Brad has worked with many medical doctors as part of their exam process and will happily do whatever it takes to raise awareness for his condition. He hopes that raising awareness and fundraising will bring a cure or a medication which might make a difference for his boys future.  Brad is also a huge advocate for vEDS and he is the Australian Ambassador for Annabelle's Challenge, which is the leading charity for vEDS in the UK.   Brad & Holley Jones are the most incredible young couple who face every life challenge with positivity, enthusiasm and a just get on with it attitude. They are fierce advocates for their boys and they really are a great example of living in the moment! Brads Instagram: @veds_zebra Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Annabelle's Challenge Instagram: @annabelleschallenge Annabelle's Challenge website: https://www.annabelleschallenge.org/  This episode is sponsored by Biz Care Apparel. They want you to Start A Conversation about being breast aware! So, how can you 'Start the Conversation?' 

This is another episode in our Patient Series.  Imagine you are sitting at home and suddenly your partner collapses. You call an ambulance and you and your partner's lives are about to change forever. They are going to get a devastating diagnosis that will affect every member of your family. But unfortunately it isn't going to be the only devastating diagnosis they receive in only a short space of time. Meet Brad & Holley Jones, a young couple who's lives were rocked with devastating diagnosis. They are incredibly resilient, strong and inspiring! Part Two coming Wednesday 1st November Brads Instagram: @veds_zebra Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Annabelle's Challenge Instagram: @annabelleschallenge Annabelle;s Challenge website: https://www.annabelleschallenge.org/  This episode is sponsored by Biz Care Apparel. They want you to Start A Conversation about being breast aware! So, how can you 'Start the Conversation?' 

It's debrief timeeeeee!  Kelly & Jess sit down and shoot the sh!t about life! We learn all about Jess's crazy stage mum life, its exhausting but her kids are incredible! We hear about Kelly's trips to Melbourne with her bestie, whether her Christmas trees are up yet and her new job! And you guys, Jess is a runner now! We hear about her running adventure to get to 5kms!  So pull up a comfy spot and join your two favourite nurses to hear about all their life updates! Buy Jess a coffee! Buy Me A Coffee Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly and Jess sit down for one hell of a deep dive! Kelly tells Jess all about Donna Monticone, a fertility nurse from Yale Fertility Clinic, who stole HUNDREDS of ampoules of fentanyl with devastating outcomes for the patients of the clinic!  Credit to The Retrievals Podcast worth a listen for sure! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast- private group Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com    This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. It is almost CHRISTMAS so why not head over to eNurse and stock up on their fun Christmas scrub range!  Click HERE to shop today!! Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!    All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com   

For this very special debrief episode Kelly & Off The Clock Nurse - Leah, sit down in Kelly's hotel room in Canggu, Bali to chat all about the group trip that Leah organised and Kelly joined her on!  There is a lot of talk about poop, vomit, nurses with time management issues, how Americans mispronounce so many words and so so so many laughs!  Leah has a couple of more trips planned to Japan and the Galapagos Islands in 2024. If you would like to find out more about them CLICK HERE! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Off The Clock Nurse Instagram: @offtheclocknurse Leah's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/offtheclocknurse Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEEE... Introducing the Third Humerus Nurse - Jessica!! You may remember her from Episode 15 - Motherhood and Nursing, where we interviewed Jess about her experience of becoming a mum and a nursing student at the SAME TIME! Listen to that episode here! You might also recognise her face or voice (or both) as our hilarious Live Episode Taskmaster! Listen to that episode here! She graciously stepped in at a moments notice in 2021 when Alisha popped out little Olive, and will be joining Kelly once again while Alisha takes some time off to nest, birth and overthink! Join Kelly, Alisha and Jess for a hilarious chat about Jess's reality TV debut, stories of involuntary duck-slaughter and having a baby on the bathroom floor. There is a little nursing chat in there as well! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com 

This weeks guest is Nikita Rodriguez, she is a Perioperative Clinical Nurse Specialist with 9 years experience, and a certified Infant and Child Sleep Consultant. Nikita put her love of putting people to sleep, into a business of helping people put their babies to sleep!! Kelly & Alisha have a great chat with Nikita covering everything from simple tips to help your baby sleep, starting a side business as a nurse, and delegation of tasks you can't do yourself!  Nikita's Instagram: @sleepnursenikita Nikita's Facebook: Sleep Nurse Nikita Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

This week Kelly & Alisha delve into Munchausen and Munchausen By Proxy syndrome. This is something a little different for us, looking into a diagnosis but we really enjoyed it and actually learnt something!  It's a complex topic but very interesting! Kelly also gives you a rundown on a very famous Munchausen By Proxy case!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast- private group Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com    This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable!  Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!    All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com   

This episode was suppose to be about holiday injuries, you know the blown up hands thanks to the 4th of July fireworks gone wrong! However it kind of took a different angle! There are stats, facts and funny stories! This episode is definitely an insult to the original injury episode we had planned, but still just as good!  You have to listen just to hear Kelly's own holiday injury that had her taking her nursing uniform off in the treatment room with a resident!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com All music used within the episode is created by Shane Ivers, found at www.silvermansound.com   

It's been a LONG TIME COMING! Another cracking episode where Kelly & Alisha take you on the journeys of some naughty nurses - Orville Lynn Majors and the Lethal Lesbians! One killed as a pastime, the others for the sexy thrill! The perfect combination of shocking and entertaining awaits!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn  This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable!  Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!  All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

Let's catch up! Grab yourself a comfy spot, a beverage of choice and put in your head phones! Kelly & Alisha catch up and chat about pulled elbows, shooting targets, Fboy Island finale and Alisha's absolutely insane hashtag follows! Honestly listen until the end... Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha kick off our series of patient interviews with the most unbelievable story. It totally needs to be a book!  The incredibly gracious, open and honest Steph Kelly takes us through her journey from being diagnosed with a heart condition and connective tissue disorder, using a wheelchair, visits to resus, suffering injuries in a car accident and being diagnosed with intestinal failure and now living on TPN with feeding tubes and CVADs.  A nurse herself, disability advocate and content creator - this woman is totally unstoppable!  Impactful, open and totally unbelievable! This is not one to miss!    Steph's Instagram: @stephkkelly Steph's TikTok: @stephkkelly Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn  This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable!  Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!  All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

This week Kelly & Alisha sit down and talk about their careers; the regrets, the highs and their dreams!  It's a classic Two Humerus Nurses episode with candid chat, funny side quests and loads of laughter!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn  This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable!  Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!  All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha discuss the disgusting, gross and gory! From ass pimples to horror movies, we cover it all. Do you know why we find pimple popping so relaxing? We do, and of course we share it with you!! Tell us your grossest story!! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Its a deep dive time! This week Kelly tells Alisha all about Simon Bramhall, a renowned liver transplant surgeon from the UK. This story has it all, including some side tracked stories from the girls! Listen to this surgeons interesting fall from grace!  What are your thoughts? Was his punishment too harsh or just what he deserved? This is a very ethical dilemma!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Grab yourself a cuppa and pull up a comfy seat! Your two fave nurses sit down for a catch up!  This week Kelly & Alisha are very excitable! Its all high vibes because it feels like ages since they were properly behind the mics together! They chat about Alisha's pregnancy, her cameo in the Shrek The Musical, and they really deep dive in Fboy Island!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

This episode Kelly chats with Leah. Leah is a former travel nurse, a Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner & Forensic Nurse Examiner, a lover of travelling the world and collecting house plants.  Leah has fun social media presence where she shares a great mix of educational posts along with funny TikTok's and memes!  This is a great conversation that gives a lot of good info about SANE/FNE nursing, how Australia rejected her nursing licence application and how she gave herself a fungal infection from her house plant addiction!  Trigger warning for this episode: contains discussion of sexual abuse, domestic violence and mentions human trafficking. Leah's Instagram: @offtheclocknurse Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com HELP LINES: Sexual Assault Crisis Line (Victoria) 1800 806 292 1800 RESPECT (Australia) 1800 737 732 White Ribbon Australia  LifeLine Australia  13 11 14   All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com

Kelly & Alisha sit down with taskmaster Jess, the third humerus nurse, to chat all about April! It was a big month! They breakdown the live show, talk about spitting the dummy, pranks and of course, TV!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Want to support us? You can buy us a virtual coffee! Click here to buy us a coffee! Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Its International Nurses Day 2023! To celebrate Kelly sits down with Lynne, a retired nurse of 47 years. Lynne tells us about a time where you would never dared to talk to a senior nurse, your beds were lined up with great precision and there was not a glove to be seen!  Its a lovely chat with great insight from such a wonderful nurse! Alisha and I both had the opportunity to work with and learn from Lynne and it was a real privilege. We love to celebrate you all, and so do eNurse Australia! The team at eNurse have kindly gifted us a set of scrubs to give away to one lucky listener! Head to our Instagram page to enter! eNurse Love Our Nurses! (Closes May 14th. Only available to Australian residents) Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast  Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

By popular demand Kelly & Alisha held a LIVE podcast recording!  Shits & Gigs 2 was recorded in front of a live audience. Your two favourite nurses battle it out in a game show style showdown to see who is the best nurse! With the support of some helpful audience members its a very close outcome, but there can be only one winner! Who will reign supreme?? There are some great stories along the way, reminiscing on some past episodes and a poo story that will NEVER be told! Make sure you are ready for the laughs in this episode!! Big thank you to super fans who came along to support our LIVE recording and gave us a cheeky helping answer here and there. We are humbled by the support of our listeners! THANK YOU!! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn    This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!    All music used within the podcast is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com

Grab a cuppa or a margarita, pull up a comfy quiet spot and listen to your two favourite nurses!  Kelly & Alisha have been busy this March! From car shows to the Victorian Nurses Luncheon! We talk peanut allergies, toilet training, Perfect Match and heaps of recommendations for compelling viewing - 2HN style of course! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn   SafeStyle workwear safety glasses! From the worksite to the weekend SafeStyle have you covered! Safe, stylish, durable and meet AU/NZ standards! CLICK HERE and don't forget to use our code HUMERUS10 for 10% off! Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

This week Kelly takes us on a tour of Launceston General and it's resident nurse-super-creep James Griffin. He was a nurse dedicated to working with children, a trusted father figure. However, Jim had a horrific secret. This episode if no laughing matter, but as enthralling as ever!  Trigger warning for this episode: contains discussion of grooming, child sexual abuse, kidnapping, suicide and child exploitation. Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn  Check out The Nurse podcast for more thorough investigation.   HELP LINES: Sexual Assault Crisis Line (Victoria) 1800 806 292 1800 RESPECT (Australia) 1800 737 732 BraveHearts (Australia) 1800 272 831 LifeLine Australia  13 11 14   This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!    All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com

A fetish for feet? Or not? This week Kelly & Alisha get ankles-deep in feet!! from common foot problems to feet-sniffing predators, girls making millions selling foot content and DIY Zadek's procedures!  Leave us a review with your toes! Email us your foot stories, but do not send us unsolicited feet pics! Love them or hate them we all need our feet!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn    This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Shop the amazing eNurse footwear range HERE. Skechers, Nurse Mates and New Balance. You will find comfortable, slip resistant, and stylish footwear to meet all your nursing needs! Your tired, over worked feet deserve the best!! Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!    All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com

Kelly & Alisha debrief their February! From new beds, to a baby elephant doing Pilates and literally everything in between!  Pull up a comfy spot and take 30 minutes to yourself with your two favourite nurses!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

In this episode Kelly chats to Palliative Care Clinical Nurse Consultant, colleague and friend, Sarah.  Sarah talks about her journey into nursing, what inspired her interest in palliative care as a young nurse and the ups and downs of the job.  Sarah is super passionate about palliative care and bet you will be too after listening to this chat! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Linktree: https://linktr.ee/2hn   Safestyle workwear safety glasses take you from the worksite to the weekend! Safe, stylish, durable and meet AU/NZ standards! CLICK HERE and use our code HUMERUS10 for 10% discount! Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha delve into the weird and wonderful of the medical world! From eating strange things, to living in a magic mirror, your brain giving you something exciting to look at or a congested vagina - we have covered it all! Ever found a toothpick in someone's liver? We want to hear your weird stories!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn  This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable!  Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!  All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com   

Kelly & Alisha go Behind the Needle with an old friend who doesn't look a day over graduation - Brianna Robertson from Vanity Aesthetics Melbourne. She gets the thrills from the fills! Midwifery, cath lab, after-hours hospital management to... cosmetic injector? Brianna has done it all and she is also the only person we've had on the podcast who has been lucky enough to stab Kelly with numerous needles in the face. We went rogue with the questions and she took them like a seasoned nurse, taking us through the ins and outs of her training and establishing and growing her business. There's so much to unpack in this episode so make sure you're ready! Vanity Aesthetics Melbourne Instagram: @vanityaestheticsmelbourne  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn    Episode Sponsors: BetterHelp has customized online therapy that offers video, phone and live chat sessions with your therapist - so you don't have to see anyone on camera if you don't want to. As busy nurses, you can use BetterHelp at a time that suits you, in a format that works for you and that fits in with your schedule. To get 10% off your first month Click Here BetterHelp link: betterhelp.com/2HN Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha are debriefing the start of 2023. This debrief is full of laughs, Kelly almost wets her pants at Alisha's attempt of 'husband calling'. Honestly, you have to listen as no description here can adequately convey the hilarity!  They also discuss a sensitive topic, touching on suicide, at the end of the episode. If you need some help, or someone to talk to please reach out to support lines in your area. If you are in Australia the following are available: Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14 Suicide call back service - 1300 659 467 Beyond Blue - 1300 22 4636 Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha are back with a fan favourite, Nurses Who Kill! These nurses both kill in their personal lives, no patients this time for something a little different. It really makes you wonder, is murder better than divorce and where should you draw the line of being a nurse versus being a friend? The episode has it all!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com  Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn  This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you've just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable!  Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!  All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

Hello 2023!! Another new year full of possibilities!  Kelly & Alisha chat about what they have been up to over the break, what they have coming up in 2023, and they answer some listeners questions! There are so many laughs!!  Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn Safestyle workwear safety glasses! From the worksite to the weekend! Safe, stylish, durable and meet AU/NZ standards! CLICK HERE and use our code HUMERUS10 for 10% off! 

Kelly & Alisha really deep dive into some odd places in this debrief episode!! From toilet training, polygamy, reality TV and snakesssss!  So grab yourself a drink, a comfy spot and have a listen to your two favourite nurses!  Want to come to our LIVE event? Get your tickets here! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com website: https://twohumerusnursespodcast.godaddysites.com/  Would you like to show us some support? Shout us a virtual coffee! Leave your Instagram handle so we can thank you! www.buymeacoffee.com/humerusnurses  SafeStyle safety glasses are stylish, durable and the perfect protection for your eyes! Use our code HUMERUS10 for 10% discount! Check them out here!   Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha have been dying to cover this episode! Bedside Nursing gets a a bad wrap so the girls set the record straight! After all its where many of us start our careers, and where the majority of us choose to stay.  They get right to the core of why, after 20 & 10 years on we still choose to work bedside, despite the pressures of the last two years with the pandemic! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com website: https://twohumerusnursespodcast.godaddysites.com/  Would you like to show us some support? Shout us a virtual coffee! Leave your Instagram handle so we can thank you! www.buymeacoffee.com/humerusnurses  Episode Sponsor:  eNurse - Love Our Nurses! Calling all nurses and medical professionals - you've just found your new favourite place! Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices! eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse could need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets, to handheld study guides and nursing equipment. They truly are a one-stop shop for everything you need!   Click here to see the fun, colourful, and affordable range of accessories at eNurse! You can find stethoscopes, scissors, pens, badge reels and so many other things you never knew you needed!! Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com