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In a new Uncut Potatoes record for longest episode, the boys talk about some more childhood trauma (including trauma that was given by one of us to their classmates) and how Justin and Nathan were apparently just really stupid specifically 3 years ago. This one's a longun' so get a snack and dummy lit and enjoy the ride!

I'm really high and tired rn, I might fill this out later or I might forget to. Same bullshit, different week though lmaoo

Today, we have our good buddy Justin back on the show! We discuss OG cartoons from our childhoods, classic comedies that we haven't thought about in forever, and Justin weighs in on the Deliverance vs. Star Wars argument.

Sheldon gets super faded and Nathan revels in it, but of course it leads to an age-old discussion!

Thank you to Chase for making the dope-ass intro theme for this episode! If you liked that and wanted to hear more of his stuff, you can find his soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/lotusluya and his spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2GGVFCqd3QjSyDdoOswniV?si=Ra1Z5PzSTziYYMajgOXFgQ&nd=1What's up guys! This week, we have our unofficial 3rd host, Lord Jimbo, back on the show, but today we also have a surprise! It's been months in the making, but we finally have our vaccinated history liaison on the show! The boys make fun of each other (as usual), discuss recurring dreams and nightmares, and Sheldon gets pissed off at every historical reference Chase makes lmao.

The boys watch Jimmie's childhood for a few hours

This week, SPOILER ALERT!!! Sheldon and Nathan discuss Godzilla vs. Kong, Sheldon does his Asian impressions much to Nathan's chagrin, and they discuss amateur vigilantes who find and doxx pedophiles!!

Tonight we have on our bois Sergio and Josue (who we are happy to have on for the first time!). We discussed many things, such as 3 gripes Sergio had with the recent topics we've talked about on previous episodes, the fact that gaming has "peaked" apparently, and of course Bibleman comes back on!

Jimmie is back again and we have a surprise for him! Our boy Derek (shout out to him honestly) messaged Stupes and got us some great info and we just had to discuss it on the episode. Supposedly, Derek was given the link to a pornhub account owned by Stupes himself, but Sheldon is not quite convinced. We also discuss racist commercials, kids cartoons, and our favorite porn stars!

Our boi Justin is back on for tonight's episode! We get a little too faded so you know it's definitely going to be a heavily stupid episode in the best way possible. We discuss food (lots of food lmao we got the munchies hard), Guy Fieri's freeway fiasco, and watch another episode of Bibleman.

Nathan tries for about an hour and a half to talk about exciting Switch news while Sheldon (who Nate got hella faded beforehand lmao) goes off on tangents even more funny than usual!

Nathan and Sheldon are back on their bullshit!! They discuss Donkey Kong 64 and how it is a polarizing game (at least among our hosts lol), and Sheldon introduced Nathan to Bibleman! Which hurts his very soul

On big ol episode 30, the boys have their good buddy Jimmie back on! They discuss spending too much money at conventions, cringey music from their childhoods, and of course some Rule 34 gets thrown in for good measure!

Nathan and Sheldon start the episode off by discussing whether or not Nathan is making good spending choices (he's not) and ends with the two of them discussing how Sheldon hates EDM!!

As usual, your loveably stupid hosts go through and talk about some of the topics that took the week by storm: the GameStop stock short squeeze, the Jewish Space Lasers, and Sheldon is introduced to Ploopy. Also, Jimbo returns, which means hilarity ensues. Rule 34 also makes a return, as well as the a return to form in the boys looking up some weird shit. Enjoy!

This week, Sheldon and Nathan start off poorly (as usual lmfao), but quickly get back into the swing of things. They discuss Ted Cruz and how Nathan has a penchant for getting into Twitter arguments, but the majority of this episode culminates in a battle between the two hosts over who is more of a boomer. You get to decide!

For the first episode of the new year, Sheldon and Nathan have a lot to talk about (that of course they never end up actually explaining or touching on lmao). We discuss the perfect animated film from 2005, Robots; we discuss the storming of the Capitol on January 6, 2021; and of course we check out some rule 34!!

The boys are back!!

Hey guys! In a bout of depressed laziness I (Nathan) did not upload this. Also the first half of the video honestly did not have much content but this is fun at least! Joining us again is our buddy Justin and we talk about everything from Star Wars to the PS5, and of course we had to look up some hentai.

This week, the boys take a deep dive into conspiracy theories (while of course getting lost along the way) and talk on cryptids, the new Assassins Creed game, and the two fight over the idea of ancient aliens.The heated discussion is a highpoint and definitely entertaining, as these two idiots are both stubborn and unmoving in their ideas. Question is, who's right?

This week, Sheldon and Nathan try to discuss the recent election (CONGRATS JOE BIDEN FOR DETHRONING THE DESPOT DONALD TRUMP) but get sidetracked as usual and end up talking about anything but the election.They discuss anime (legit anime such as fire force, but also creepy anime games such as gal gun or huniepop), hentai, crappy movies and the ways directors fucked with their actors, and the human centipede, This episode was also streamed on Twitch, which is why the audio may be referencing something that the listening audience can't see, and for that we apologize but also not really cuz shit was funny. Love you guys!

This week, Nate and Sheldon be on their usual bullshit of trying to stay on topic while really bouncing around more than Jim from paint! We aim to talk about Halloween movies and the monsters from them, but somehow end up talking about Sheldon's top 5 predators from To Catch a Predator, and Sheldon even describes the really deep world of soundboard prank calls!

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We bring you a treat for this episode! Our good friend Steve (last name redacted bc he's in witness protection for fucking a mob boss's wife) dropped by to tell us about his childhood, giving us scenarios which sound an awful lot like a standard afterschool special! We talk about the trauma of childhood and how it can mold us into who we are, Sheldon and Nathan are way too faded to properly pay attention without breaking out into laughing fits every ten minutes, and at the end of it, you listeners get to hear the political opinions of someone opposite of the aisle to our hosts.Producer's Note: I understand that things got heated between Nathan and our guest when it came to some of the politics, but I do not want anyone to take that as us bashing our guest. Everyone has a right to their own beliefs and what they feel is best for the country, and I do feel that it is very important to hear both sides of an argument to help you decide which side you fall on. We at Uncut Potatoes respect anyone who comes on the show (despite our distasteful and sometimes disrespectful jokes and remarks) and want this to be a platform where one can share what they want, unfiltered and readily available to others.

Sheldon and Nathan are back to form in this episode! With practically no quiet moments, the two loveable idiots bounce off each other and find common ground in family not respecting our property and treating our houses like vacation homes. Sheldon also tells the a few stories of meeting a few girls' families, both hilarious and ridiculous!! Also we kept saying "episode 17" but this is episode 18. Lmao we're bad at our jobs

In the 17th episode of the Dumbass Show, Nathan and Sheldon do a deep dive into superheroes (from hating the fact that Batman is in everything to loving what modern superhero TV has to offer) and describe the inane bullshit that spewed out of the two presidential candidates' mouths. Nathan settles a little argument he had with Esteven, Sheldon is still being celibate like the good boy he is, and Nathan is still his dumbass self, trying to put his jumbled thoughts into some form of coherent speech. Enjoy the ride lmao.This is also the first time Nathan and Sheldon are doing a spoilercast! For the last 20 or so minutes of the show, we discuss The Boys Season 2 - our theories for the future of the show, our thoughts on the social commentary, and Sheldon's love for Stormfront. If you don't want to be spoiled, don't worry because we have put a spoiler warning before we start getting into them. But if you love The Boys and are caught up, you'll enjoy the short bit of us geeking out on it!The days seem like they just keep getting longer, but we're here for you through your headphones! We love you guys!

Jimmie is back! Mr. 10 Inches is back in town and he's on the prowl! Just kidding lmao but we got our Golden Boy back for another long episode of stupid conversations and fun! In episode 16 we start the show with some really dark humor about how easy it would be to wreck a kid's shit, then talk about the most random crap, including the world record for amount of men a woman has had sex with in one day (which then leads to a discussion about how many inches a woman takes in her lifetime lmao). Jimmie gives a story from a moment in his early teenhood, and Sheldon is Sheldon with his comments and trolling!

This week of the Uncut Potatoes Podcast is a special one folks! On some random shit, Sheldon was reminded of a dark period of his childhood development - elementary school. I won't spoil it here because listening is always much better, but this episode has Shelly boy talking about getting beat, spittin on dude's balls, and trading card tournaments! What more could you ask for?And of course the bois get a little political, with Nathan showing just how much of a leftist antifa scum he is!! Just wanna say, we're 15 episodes deep in this bitch and to those of you still listening, thank you from the bottom of our hearts! We do this for ourselves, sure, but we also do this for and because of you guys. We love and appreciate the Potato Posse

In episode 14 of The Uncut Potatoes Podcast, your lovable idiot hosts reminisce about some things from their childhood, such as Nate's mom having an evil twin who threw down the law. The boys also make references to the grapefruit video, discuss 9/11, and you will learn the name of Anthony's friend's dad.Oh, and Nathan is drunk as shit lmao.

Nathan and Sheldon decide to stay away from politics this week!! You're welcome guys lmao. On episode 13, the guys discuss the pitfalls of being a simp and how you can be had very easily, how wild it is that the MCU even exists, and how Sheldon is only choosing to abstain from sex because he cracked a rib. This was a really lighthearted one after the recent tragedies and political and civil rights issues, so this one is a great listen to just enjoy and laugh. The time went by crazy fast while we were recording this one. Enjoy!!

This week, Nathan and Sheldon again get into topics surrounding politics (cuz there's not much else going on in the world right now), gave our condolences to the family of Chadwick Boseman, and of course one of us has a ridiculous story to tell! This time, it's about a Taiwanese woman who for some reason loves Donald Trump. Love you guys! Enjoy!

to be filled later cuz i am tired and faded

Alright guys we have a good one for you today! On our tenth episode, we have a special guest! Welcome Jerry to the podcast!But in all seriousness, we talk a LOT about politics, of course with our own brand of stupid humor. We gotta have our shtick, what can I say? We talk of course about Trump, then about Biden picking Kamala Harris for VP. We discuss politic-adjacent topics such as Ben Shapiro and how he cannot get his wife wet. And of course we tell a few dumb stories about our lives mixed in.Thank you guys for listening up until this point, I promise you we'll keep going as long as we have an audience. We love you guys!

Got drunk and high with the bois and this is the result lol, enjoy!

We start today's podcast with an impression of our favorite cart bitch - Anthony (it's messed up to call someone a cart bitch, but it's ok with Anthony because he jerks off in public bathrooms). We go into a Dale conversation, and then immediately jump into a story about Nathan's time in Joshua Tree with the homies where he tripped on acid for the first (but likely not last) time.Nathan tries his best to recount his experiences, feelings, and actions during the trip, much to Sheldon's interest. We later speak about video games and other dumbass shit. Enjoy!

Got drunk and high with the bois and this is the result lol, enjoy!

We start today's podcast with an impression of our favorite cart bitch - Anthony (it's messed up to call someone a cart bitch, but it's ok with Anthony because he jerks off in public bathrooms). We go into a Dale conversation, and then immediately jump into a story about Nathan's time in Joshua Tree with the homies where he tripped on acid for the first (but likely not last) time. Nathan tries his best to recount his experiences, feelings, and actions during the trip, much to Sheldon's interest. We later speak about video games and other dumbass shit. Enjoy!

For this week's episode, Sheldon and Nathan made the mistake of not drinking an energy drink before the podcast, which unfortunately shows in this one being more boring than the rest of em. Can't always hit home runs I guess lol. We talk about Ted Cruz retweeting incest porn on 9/11, Josue lagging on reading a book, and a story about Sheldon subscribing to Playboy as a wee lad! It's not our best episode, but that doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable!

Episode 7 - Sheldon and Nathan have 2 special guests: Sergio and Chad! Sergio breaks down and describes an important physical feature that proves he is not Jewish - listen to find out exactly what it is. In this episode of the show, we discuss comics, animated DC movies, the cleanliness of uncircumcised dudes, and the positives of a PC vs a PS4. Here's another long one, so of course I can't remember what we even talked about, enjoy!

This one's a longun. 5 hour run time for a 5 star podcast.Enter: Jimbo. On this episode of the BEST podcast in the world (lmao jk that's the Michelle Obama show) we discuss the intricacies of OnlyFans, such as either show your whole hole, or delete your account (ahem, Alonna, ahem). We reminisce with one of our good friends on the stories from our Lowe's days like usual, and the shenanigans with our homies and coworkers. We talk about our resident cart boy jacking off, our resident racist getting fired at a different store, and of course, a surprise return from the serial killer himself, creepy-laugh Issac!To be completely honest, with episodes this fuckin long we can't remember even half of what we talked about. Just listen to this shit, ok? Enjoy

On this episode of Dragonball Z, Sheldon and Nathan discuss (as usual) a varying assortment of topics, ranging from Terry Crews and his lack of wokeness to the state of DC Comics movies. We go off on tangents, devolving our 10 minute stories into 35-minute rants about nothing in particular. Sheldon reinforces his hatred for Italians, Nathan is still trying to understand, and the world is only the worse for their discussions on this topic. As an extra, you guys will be privy to the fun and sometimes inappropriate sexcapades, like Sheldon and his "Ghetto Princesses" and Nathan with his 2 AM romps with girls from P-Town.

In this episode of the Uncut Potatoes Podcast, Sheldon and Nathan reminisce about more of their stupid encounters with the idiots they worked with, including Dale, Cody, and of course another story about Leno! Fat black asses are mentioned, Sheldon rants about Italians and how much he hates them, and Nathan sighs and lets him speak his racist, Italian-hating monologue. Another one for the books where these two idiots show their idiocy in full display. Enjoy!!

In this episode of the Uncut Potatoes Pod, Sheldon and Nathan decide it would be a smart idea (spoiler alert - it isn't) to do shots of rum at the start of the episode. Listen in as these two dumbasses get progressively more drunk, and begin to unravel dumb stories and opinions.Nathan tells a story about how he and a few of the other idiots these two are friends with, ended up almost getting pinched by the cops for smoking out and hotboxing a dorm, and Shelly boy listens in, later giving his thoughts on Tarantino and his foot fetish.As usual, it's a whole bunch of nonsense, but this one might be even more stupid because of the hard liquor involved. I promise we won't make a habit of getting this drunk lmao.

Sheldon reminisces on a dark story from his past, one that he has never uttered to any man before. Gather along with Nathan as he patiently listens and carries on a journey about discovery, but not self-discovery no, discovery of the depths to which horniness will take a man.Along the way, the two lovable dumbfucks speak about Blade and Wesley Snipes, Nathan gives a passionate speech about the pussy-ness that is Cyclops from X-Men, and Sheldon of course mentions "fat black asses" about 6 times.Listen along for a fun waste of time!

In the premiere episode of Uncut Potatoes, Nathan and Sheldon discuss topical events, such as Aunt Jemima and school shooters, all while giving their particular brand of stupid humor and perspectives. Through their stories and tales from their time at Lowe's you will be introduced to the zany, surprisingly real dumbasses that these two dumbasses worked with. Enjoy ya idiot!