WTF Did I Just Read?

It’s our very first “Say WHAAAT?” shortened episode, Josh has a couple doozies for you all including Shrek and Five Nights at Freddy’s! Enjoy! Today’s readings: 50 Layers of Onions - MrTrollPastaGolden Freddy's diary - Delicatelysaltybeliever Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Ever wonder what would happen if Hitler went back in time to meet Jesus and they became in love with each other and had to get approval from God to be with each other? Yeah, we didn’t either but we do like the outcome! Enjoy! Today’s reading: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance - Angkras Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, we remind you of the cartoon Arthur and his band of odd friends that are kind of animals kind of just creatures. Then we quickly and swiftly ruin any fond memory you have of the show. Destroying childhoods one fanfic at a time! Enjoy! Today’s reading:Arthur’s Sucky Day - Marcen12 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Here’s a couple of Tetris inspired stories, one of which is inspired by Shrek, in celebration of Tetris Effect being awesome. Sure, these stories are nothing like Tetris or even appropriate, but that’s ok. It’s what we do. Enjoy! Today’s readings:TETRIS IS LOVE TETRIS IS LIFE - FractalTetrisChocolate Tetris - draco-is-the-punk Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

This week we remember a cool show that’s mostly forgotten called Warehouse 13 that is not only highly recommended to watch, it makes for good fan-fics too! Enjoy! Today’s readings:The Rogue and the Agent - TeriReinhart Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Well this one is on a whole different level. Enjoy your car ride to the soothing sounds of Dora the Explorer being a staunch Trump supporter and love interest. It’s a wacky one folks! Today’s reading:Donald Trump X Dora the Explorer - amberiscool333 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

We continue the saga that is my immortal - the internet's infamous fan-fic. We pick up where we left off on Episode 59 and, yes, it gets better. Not in a “wow, this story took a turn and is so well written!” More like, “it’s worse which kinda makes it better!” Enjoy! Today’s readings: my immortal - Tara Gilesbie Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Sure, let’s have an episode where we go after religion, Overwatch, diversity, and other real topics. Also, Jesus having sex with Mercy. Bringing it back around! Enjoy! Today’s readings: Jesus x Mercy - The_God_Grape Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, we try to remember all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are again for the first time in 20 years and try to piece together wtf happened in those movies. Also, there’s a story that’s kinda there in the background so there’s that. Enjoy! Today’s readings:Expanding the clan - KerryAnne Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, let Josh read you a crossover tale of Warhammer and Starcraft that is just mild enough to help nurse you back to health after a drinking day, followed, by a hangover day, followed by a WTFDIJR day. Enjoy! Today’s reading:The Swarm of War - VexMaster Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today we read the story of Paula Deen and the love she has for Butter. We all already know how much she loves butter, but this turns into something completely different and turns into a fight with a special guest chef of the British kind. Enjoy! Today’s readings:Put It In My Butt-er - apocalyptickittensx Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, we begin reading one of the internet’s most infamous fan-fics. It’s been banned from websites for being horrible and we’re going to find out why. Is it as bad as they say? Take the journey with us! Today’s reading:my immortal - Tara Gilesbie Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

This week, Michelle is back with more childhood memories to ruin as she delves into the dark universes of Rugrats and Doug. It’s quick, funny, and a bit weird. What else do you expect with us? Today’s reading:The Real Rugrats - Freebird87Doug Goes Bad - Freebird87 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

TJ reads a list of ideas to help a struggling writer figure out how to “broth peace” in Fallout via a variety of superhero crossovers, and then we read of a secret love between “The Lone Wanderer” and Hancock, followed by fallout zombies! Phew! Enjoy! Today’s reading:Fallout Crossover Ideas - wolfblood123 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Welp, we were written by the author and asked to continue episode 51’s really interesting story about Filburt from Rock’s Modern Life. Josh tries again (and fails) to get through it again. Don’t say we never do anything for our listener’s! Enjoy! Today’s reading:Filburt's Postmodern Wife - xandermartin98 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Red Dead Redemption is out and everybody is loving it, One Punch Man fights John Halo, and HOLY SHIT REMEMBER GUYVER?! Yeah, apparently TJ doesn’t remember the movies that came out very well. Enjoy! Today’s readings:The Western Nightmare Saga: The Blood Runner - Zaster21One Punch Man Halo Adventure - halofan2112The UNGU - Crimson Flare700 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Ever want a podcast with zero chit-chat and coherent story about Silent Hill with absolutely zero biography about the characters? Well, sorry, this episode is not it. It is, however, pretty funny. Today’s reading:Untitled Silent Hill Fanfic - davidkun799 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

This week, Michelle reads a story about the odd 90’s Nickelodeon cartoon Doug and the worst possible Halloween a fictional character could ever have. Nobody loves Doug. His mother included. Today’s reading:Doug’s Worst Halloween - Freebird87 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, TJ reads a mixture of Mario universe driven stories with enough “dear lord no!” to make Nintendo weep. Prepare for a plethora of confusion and shitty Bill Cosby impressions. Enjoy! Today’s readings:Bowsette gets the Dirty from Daddy Bill Clinton - JustSaganDry Bowser Gets A Haircut - GrandNutShackHalationMario and Flash are hungry - MariaFJ Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

We continue doing what we do best and ruining your childhood cartoons and movies with Rocko’s Modern Life. Also, remember that reboot that was supposed to happen? Yeah, hasn’t happened. WTF Nickelodeon? Step it up. Today’s readings:Filburt's Postmodern Wife - xandermartin98 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Michelle tells the story of your favorite fish - some with legs, some with arms, some with breast “transplants”, and some with horsticks. If a laugh riot and the return of kitty meows! Today’s readings:Dory: Fighting Love - Eogrus Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

TJ asked Josh to find more SCP and so Josh, reluctantly, found one about guards treating an inmate as a sort of sex slave for their own amusement. You know what we call that kids? It’s called a compromise. Today’s reading:Male Reader X Female SCP Guards - CampGreen Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Do you have a love for Woody and the rest of the cast of Toy Story? Is it completely innocent of corruption? Allow us to change that for you as Michelle reads a Inception-style Toy Story/Love Story. Enjoy! Today’s reading:Rated M for Mature - xonceinadream Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

In honor of the release of Marvel’s Spider-man on PS$, TJ reads a raunchy sex-driven, web-slinging, fanfic featuring our friendly neighborhood spider and the woman that Josh frequently reminds us is NOT Spider-woman but is actually most likely Silk. Enjoy! Today’s readings:A Sticky Situation Ch 1 - megamatt09 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Sex, a guy named Clark, and Scooby Doo. This pretty much sums up WTFDIJR in a nutshell in what I can only assume is a guy named Clark's actual fantasy he had and immediately had to write about. Enjoy. Today's reading: The Interview - FanGirlAP2002 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, Josh found a super random author, EdmundMann and so we read three of his hilarious works. Enjoy this gift from the fountain of funny. Today's Readings: Riding Against the Wind Star Wars: Fathers and Sons The Infinity Gambit Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

In this NOT AT ALL RELATED TO MY LOVE FANFIC, TJ reads a tale of GLADoS and her love for anoth...actually, it's more just us trying to figure out how this writer perceives GLADoS because she doesn't have lips and...nevermind. Just listen and you tell us. Today's Readings: New Love - Gray Territe Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

In this special on-off episode, Michelle and Josh go through a very intriguing story for a lies, poor police work, and Satanism inspired by a podcast we enjoy called Small Town Murder. If you haven't listened to them before, go subscribe. If you want to hear more detailed accounts of the story, go subscribe. Seriously.  Today's readings: Maybe Satan Did It in Dayton, Nevada - Small Town Murder Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

This week we enter the world of animated movies with How to Train Your Dragon, minus dragons for the most part, set in what we think is modern times or something. We don't know. You tell us.  Today's readings: the melody of the dragon - Krillshadow Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

It's the matchup we've all secretly dreamed about but have yet to read. It's here! John Doom vs. John Halo fight to the... reasonable agreement between two super soldiers leading to a total understanding and brotherhood to last a lifetime. Today's readings: Halo? No I have horns - Final SD Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

In what we're all hoping is the last time we hear this story, Michelle hits us with another reading of everybody's not-so-favorite-but-often-hilarious story of a probably investor of some kind and his wife - the 22 year-old surgeon and all of their boring sex. Enjoy! Today's readings: My Love - grey0415 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Michelle continues her reading of the griping continuation of the "My Love" series in which the sexual shenanigans of the Greys as they do whatever it is that they do. Enjoy! Today's readings: My Love - grey0415 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, TJ reads an interesting story in the universe of Sailor Moon in which sex ensues very reminiscent to last week's Warhammer story. Also, we learn what a "lime" is and how lame waiting for marriage is. Today's Readings: Ice On Ice: Chapter 16 Lime - SailorStar9 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Josh is back with another Warhammer story but THIS time, it's really freaking interesting Prepare for a hilarious look into be a totally not-gay bro's mentality and lots of weird hetero sex. It's a weird one! Longer episode to listen to on this wonderful 4th of July! Today's reading: HERESY: Tales of The Amor Undam - psytronix Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

E3 has come and gone so let's celebrate video games with a sexy meetup between two easily comparable anti-heroes. It's the relationship that was probably on the developer's minds anyway so here we go! Today's readings: Life of the Hunters - sanninlurkshere13 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Literally anything can be crossed over into another universe. Take this interesting X-Men crossover with FX's Archer. It's weird, but the author makes it work (kinda).  Today's readings: Of Mutants and Marxists - Captain Lycan Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, Michelle reads a fanfic written as a continuation to the wonderfully written novels of Fifty Shades of Grey. By wonderful, we mean awful. But here it is, in all its glory. Today's readings:  My Love - grey0415 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

In a word, this episode is holyshitwtfisgoingon and is the absolute definition of what this show is or at least, what it was envisioned to be. Enjoy! Today's readings: Quite a Sexual Encounter - EmilyMorgan420 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Like the new Avengers movie? Like to picture Chris Hemsworth as an incredibly buff female? This is the show for you! Jessie's back and as confused as ever! Today's readings: To Love a Goddess - DeathByFurbies1 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

It's time for another installment of "It's a Xover episode with almost zero xovers happening", TJ brings the worlds of Elder Scrolls and Doctor Who together and we discuss why 2 seemingly homeless guys play Magic and hold onto sledgehammers. It's a good show featuring Jesse! Today's readings:  Episode 32: Doctor Who: Dovahkiin Part 1 - TheTwoBros Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

TJ found this in honor of the very good God of War for PlayStation 4 and, although a great idea, it turns into what you're about to hear. Hilarious but a head-scratcher. Enjoy! Today's readings: Changes - chibivampire93 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Darkspawndweller04 is back with another what the actual f did Michelle just read and it's a doozy. This guy has a very particular topic he likes to bring up. Enjoy! Today's readings: Superman Goes to a Brothel - Darkspawndweller04 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

In a xover we never knew could be a thing, Hotline Miami and Scooby Doo merge into one universe in a way that seems sacrilege but actually works pretty well. Enjoy! Today's readings: Hotline Shaggy - PapaMustard Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

TJ continues reading a submission from a listener based on Harry Potter and it continues to impress and terrify us with its imagery. It's the return of the Chamber! Today's readings: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen - M.M. Rowling Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Josh reads a xover featuring two very unlikely stories: Warhammer and My Little Pony. It's very weird, we try to pick up on Warhammer lore, and Michelle gives the low-down on MLP. Today's readings: Duty to a Melody - The-Black-Knight673 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Michelle continues reading additional chapters of a love triangle that should exist and probably does exist (allegedly). Passion. Intrigue. Inner monologues. This has it all. Today's readings: Obama x Putin x Un - CasualFangirlyiearly Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Michelle has a story of love that not even politics could get in the way of. Communism vs Democracy can't keep these 3 apart in a passionate story told from different points of view from these iconic world leaders. Today's readings: Obama x Putin x Un - CasualFangirlyiearly Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

TJ reads a loving story of romance, passion, and velociraptors. Just kidding. There is no love or romance. Just Velociraptors proving their dominance and the first time we've ever heard a descriptor for a dinosaur vagina. So there's that.  Today's readings: Root Her REHOST - Gold Shy Guy Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today, Josh reads a plethora of Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog xover stories ranging from romance to insane to just WTF. We try our best Mario impressions too so that counts for something.  Today's readings: Luigi is a psychopath - Penutsonfire VERY HOT TOO HOT FOR SCHOL - mario.sonic.yaoi Mario and Sonic Sunshine - GamerBoyX69 Sonic Speed Write Crossover - Super Sonic Fanfictions Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

The tone and gameplay similarities are abundantly clear between Team Fortress and Overwatch, so we read some xover stuff in an attempt to combine the two worlds - for better or worse.  Today's readings: TEAM FORTRESS 2 X OVERWATCH - supersolidsnake Meet the New Life, Not the Same as the Old Life - Rockgod96 Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Ever wonder what Guy Fieri was actually put on this Earth to do? Today, let us read it to you. The story of vanquishing evil, cannibalism, and taking your ear drums to FLAVORTOWN! Enjoy! Today's reading: THE LAST BITE: A DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES FAN-FICTION - Griffin P. Scanlon Rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter & Facebook! Want to submit an embarrassing work of your own? Email us at: bruise@bruisedthumbs.com WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it.  Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts