Yo Big! I’ve got a story to tell.

Influenzaaaaaa shit. It's whatever. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Puerto Rico was lit, baby! Spark up, I'm an Olympic free diver now. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Work. There's always a paint story. Do you know who Vinny Delpino is? Punxsutawney Phil's colleague, Milton Mel, passed and no one wants to talk about it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Weed menu for the night. Nikki Terry and how she lied to me in 6th grade. Do you have any friends that can sing like Cher or Michael McDonald? Well, now you do. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It was a friggin nor'easterrrrr. Weather, clothes, bitches and hoes. Spark up. We in there. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Bare with me. I'm just getting started.. Work, yo. I love my job. But work, yo. The people I run into still shock me. 11 years later. You should watch 90 day fiancé. You should listen to Reality Gays Podcast and Hey Babe podcast. I really can't get past how good Hey Babe is. I'm sorry. Influencers and scam artists ruffle my feathers and does the bullshit people be posting on the web. Anyhoo. Spark up. We in there. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Influencer Kourtney is back with a new season! I touch on my 6 month bid in Florida, the best legal bud I've had so far, beauty routines and a bunch of bullshit in between. Sit down, put your feet up, roll a joint and listen to me bullshit from my closet in Bushwick. You don't have to tell me, I already know the sound sucks. I'm a one man band, what do you expect? And Shout Out “Hey Babe Pod” along with the rest of you bitches. Yall got me off the couch and into the closet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

Season Finale, y'all. Kourtney's moving to Florida, y'all. Roaches have been around for 360 million years, 112 years before the dinosaur. I can't stand it. The 2021 president better figure this shit out. Sad songs, sad song playlists? Nah. Explain that shit to me. And..PS mother fucking A: funerals and pictures of dead people are NOT A PHOTO OP. But, aside from that...it's been a wild couple of months. Thanks for hanging tough, party people. Y'all the truth. See you on see-saw, Cindy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On some real shit though..I think I cracked the code to my life. Just now. As I'm typing this shit out. I ain't a box of chocolates, Gump. I'm a GD subscription box. Monthly, weekly, daily surprises in my dang life. I'm not regular surprises, I'm off the charts surprises. Which is cool. This week I'm an unfocused, refocused, determined and half motivated surprise. Like the Chihuahua I work with always says, “Gucci.” P.S. I THOUGHT I was cutting this episode short. I hit publish on a bitch..and boom..a subscription box surprise. Ain't shit short when it comes to 52 minutes. “Gucci.” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

WARNING: LONG EPISODE. Alright folks, it's the week of the red flag..that's right, a new job, new red flags. Grab ya blanket aka ya drop cloth and cozy up, we about to dive into some of my fight club stories. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

My week on Long Island was tittie, titty, New York City. Tom Green siting. Roaches, not the kind you smoke. Mystery weed outside my door. What do you consider a sandwich? And is a hotdog one of them. I did some quick research. Tune in to find out the quick results. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

Disclaimer: I fucked up in the edits. My bad, party people! Quick update on my weird Bushwick garden and what I found in it. No, it wasn't a body part or sheets of Egyptian cotton. BUT, the real stew and potaties of this episode is Tom Green. No, not the Tom Green that put his bum on your face while throwing the piggy down the hill. The Tom Green that lives next door to the treehouse. I've got the emails to back the story...AND I have 2 special guests call in to share how they feel about Tom Green. Tune in, little darlings. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

I'm dreaming big, it's time to break ground and build my very own Punky Brewster treehouse...and then let's blaaaaaaze. The following story is about fort building and weed smoking. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

I can't stand men that scratch their nuts, on repeat, in public. Add orangutan titties and natural sweaters to the topic. I found a bike bell on the street, what will I use it for? I got locked out of my apartment, did I find a way in or did I spend the night on the unicorn bus? An epidemic topic that I don't hold much respect for. Don't take the shit I say personally. Amendment #1, ya heard? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

Work, yo. Fucking work. It's like living in a pressure cooker with a child running the show, except that's all in the child's imagination. Vinny fucking Del Pino, easy round the turns. Doloris Van Cartier is finally out of her year long hiatus. What the fuck does a ghost candle smell like? The review said... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

I share 2 dreams other people had starring yours truly...scrumptious. I break down the week I had, everything from fucks at work to Brooklyn gardens. I head off into a tangent about our fearless leader leading by example and why you should wear a mask. And lastly, have you ever found a naked lady in your living room? Tune in. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

Girls with hairy legs gross me out to a new extent and flat heads are weird. Seniors United 2003 update!! The laws of attraction, stop posting your negative bullshit and do something about it. Grow up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

La Ciox makes me feel like I made it. Being a girl is hard, too many accessories to survive. My Barbies have moved on. Update on the seniors United 2003 picture. I can find pot anywhere. I need fresh water to swim in. Wear a fucking mask. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

Jane you ignorant slut, wear your fucking mask! The latest on the Seniors United 2003 Class photo. New Netflix drops. My stalker. Tune in to all the bullshit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

13th episode. Friday the 13th. 13 Dead End Drive. Halloween. Witches brew. Eggs and shaving cream. Abandoned history. Welcome to my Halloween world. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

People are weird. I'm weird. What's weird? Just shut up and listen to me ramble about weird shit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

My therapist needs to diagnose me with clinically procrastinated. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I'm going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I'm feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it's story time kiddies.

Boom, bitch! Episode 10! Double digits, baby! I gotta touch down on the topic of bully's and re-define myself as a story teller. Tune in or tune out. And learn about my best friend, R and why I dedicate this podcast to him. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Update on the Seniors United 2003 class photo and my first deep dive into my box of notes. New weekly segment: Notes From The 36 Chambers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I attract weird people. My vibe is loud. Just like my weed. But, Brooklyn living. Brooklyn roommates. Talk about a horse of a different color. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sleepovers are weird. Video cameras were popping. Check out my story telling evolution. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Take a step into my TikTok dressing room. I talk about my TikTok journey, Tom girl makeup and playing dress-up as a kid. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You know when your Mom pulls all of the leftovers out of the fridge and says dinner is served? That's basically what this episode is. Random topics. Random parametric curves. But..expect a Part II, The Roommate Edition. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Defense Laughing; an attempt to make a funny before someone else does. The action of deferring a bully. If I laugh at myself first it makes you look like a fool. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sidebar episode: there was a glitch in the matrix, so here's the story about the Class of ‘03 missing photo.

This episode gave me the munchies. Tune in to find out when my love affair with party food began, listen to some of my favorite snack stories and find out what my Disney Princess name is. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Do you want to hang onto some comical words? Listen to me sound off on my first few days in quarantine, my creepy 3rd grade teacher that made me scratch her head, a flaccid dick in 7th grade, how I was the only cat cut from the bowling team, a toilet bowl water gun and more..Welcome to the first episode of my life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app