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Welcome back! Back to our non-live (dead?) shows! Hooray! We got the episode done in time today! Talking points - Mostly just a lot of Hunger Games and PUBG jokes, man. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! We have a live show this week! If you have figured out where Chupacabra is, go to the synonym for crossroads near the towers on a college campus at 1 pm this Saturday, February 10th and we will be there! Talking points - I channel my inner Mr. Torgue, explosions happen, we look up explosion facts, some explosive mind sex happens, and then my mind exploded after that so I forgot what else happened. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! It is our second guest episode! We are joined today by Rob from Gamma Radio and we had a lot of fun! Thanks for joining us, Rob! Talking points - I get the god damned show on the road, more burrites, Rob joins the party and HippoGriff and I immediately subconsciously adopt bad English accents, Hell exists and it is bad latency, cruelty free coffee, I do some nerd shit, we talk about cider drinkers and isopods, I get stopped as I wonder what the whole thing about mechanical keyboards is, more fucking latency, wirelessly transmitting water, War of 1812 2: Electric Boogaloo, chasing cats, George Lucas is a pervert, and we question the usefulness of choking someone with a magazine. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! IT'S ELIJAH WOOD'S BIRTHDAY!!!! Happy birthday, you beautiful man. I would have met you in real life but I couldn't get $80 out of the ATM there. Next time, for sure! Talking points - IT'S ELIJAH WOOD'S BIRTHDAY AND GRIFFIN DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS TO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kaiser eats a burrito, HippoGriff doesn't feel at home on this world anymore, Kaiser eats another burrito, we bastardize burritos into burrites, Kaiser realizes his jokes are bad, Kaiser remembers not to write in third person, I tell you how to get lucky, Dick Nuts and Flappy Man Burgers, we condone stealing, we're bewildered at the waste of good cereal, and I get giggly for no reason. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! We have a new worst movie... Oh my god. To the at least 8 people that told us to watch this, fuck you. Talking points - We talk about the movie for maybe 20 minutes and then fuck around for the last 30. It's far better than if we talked about the movie. Honestly, I have seen better home movies shot by people who had never held a camera. HippoGriff maintains a half chub. Kaiser gets depressed again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! We are here again with I guess our 50th normal episode? I thought we did a thing for our 50th episode, but I guess those were bonus episodes and grovpologies included. Talking points - More clone shit, we shit on IMDb pro, shitty taglines, we have a shitty connection take a shit on us, Val Kilmer gets his shit together, and we talk the shit and say shit about this movie that actually wasn't shit. We also don't say any shit about this being our 50th episode. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! It's the New Year still maybe?!?! Hey! We are out of episodes that we totally didn't do ahead of time! Also, I totally didn't forget the order in which I was supposed to publish those episodes! Talking points - Consuming not just the hair of the dog that bit you, but the entire dog; it's totally 2018 when we recorded this and I don't use this fact to confuse HippoGriff at all, I break the space time continuum yet again, we have great pranks for people, I say some possibly slanderous things about Orson Scott Card, I actually got a switch and not a vive, Live Galaga 2 playing, one of our last remaining narratives died a bit, I have a fun date story, and HippoGriff goes to the burn ward again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! It's the New Year! Hey! I bet you didn't think this would come out today. You were almost right. Talking points - Adult arcades, questions about the timeline, Kaiser hates stickers, Kaiser is mostly drunk the entire time, Jeff Bridges doesn't save enough penis for us all, professional YouTubering, and Kaiser forgets his new last name for the umpteenth time. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! NO MORE SERIES FOR A LONG TIME! Hey! Sorry for the late episode. Blame everyone leaving for the holidays and Breath of the Wild. Talking points - I don't really remember, but probably some shit about gorillas and lasers. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
Welcome back! WE WERE COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT EPISODE 8! I HAVE A FEELING THAT I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE REAL FORGE JUCAS. Also, HippoGriff forgot his mic. He had to use his laptop one. Talking points - HippoGriff and Kaiser say some dumb shit about stuff and spacebears and Kaiser doesn't like the movie but HippoGriff does so there's that. Look. I am working every day for the rest of the year until New Year's Eve and my wife is waking me up every day after only around five hours of sleep by playing YouTube videos and I am so tired. I have to do this stuff and my streaming before work too. It's a lot. But hey. We are done recording for the rest of the year! As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and The Crazy Town Podcast!
Welcome back! WE HAVE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 8! I SLEPT WITH FORGE JUCAS TO GET THESE, SO YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL. Talking points - I don't know. Some shit probably. Look. It's been a long day. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and The Crazy Town Podcast!
Welcome back! I don't know why the audio is clicky on my end. I will eventually go back and redo my recordings, but that will take a while and I don't have time right now. It's a bad movie that's really easy to talk about! Talking points - Fucking George Lucas by proxy and stupid fucking re-branded teddy bears. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Pizza Bros and Blood and Black Rum!
Welcome back! It's HippoGriff's Birthday today! It's a great movie that is really hard to talk about! Talking points - Birthdays near Christmas, Protips for Left for Dead 2, and WEEOOOEEEOOEEE. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Pizza Bros and Blood and Black Rum!
Welcome back! Thankskilling was better than this one. Fuck this movie. Don't watch it. Don't watch Star Wars at all. Talking points - Favourite Star Wars Ships, Kaiser sighs, goes through the five stages of grief, tells all the Yoda sympathizers to fuck off, and starts doing some good good yelling. HippoGriff cowers. Kaiser then goes on to blame Yoda for the fall of the republic. Kaiser then writes about himself in the first person and starts getting really upset at this garbage movie. We then talk about fencing and then Kaiser goes back to ranting. We also come up with George “DicksuckMcGee” Lucas. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Wisecracks and Weird!
Welcome back! Happy Turkey Day and National American Genocide Day! I apologize for HippoGriff's fan. I don't know what is causing it right now, but I will figure it out and remove that background noise! Talking points - We play a song from my buddy Glitch Blade, Kaiser calls out HippoGriff on food choice, a quick Latvia jab, Thanksgiving, No Homo jokes, Bad Borat impressions, getting foody with our condoms, Dom Jeans, and checking giblets for clues. Here's a link to the song I used today! Go give all of Glitch Blade and/or Matt the Bot's stuff a listen! https://soundcloud.com/glitchbladeofficial/voia-hyperloop-glitch-blade-remix As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and Just Dudes Being Guys!
Welcome back! Another movie that doesn't inspire hope in me for existence in general! I apologize for the random spaces. We were very tired for this one and I was feeling a bit under the weather. But hey! We are halfway done! Talking points - Milking Star Wars for years, Selling out big time, freestyle rapping, and misreading Einstein. Kaiser does some bad jokes and laughs alone at them. HippoGriff gets upset over 9/11 again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Battle for the Ages and Just Dudes Being Guys!
It's our One Year anniversary! Isn't that something? I can't believe we have come this far. This week, we watched Bee Movie. It was popular again in the month when we started our podcast. It was another German Impressionist film, so yeah. Of course we were going to do it. Talking points - More Dick jokes. Too many Bee puns. I'm just so sorry about all this. Kaiser discusses the anti-communism themes and HippoGriff talks about lightning planes. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Weird Podcast and Death Save!
Welcome back! We watched a movie decent enough that I forgot it was a Star Wars movie. Hey. This one wasn't that bad. I am excited for some of that good good OG Trilogy baby! Talking points - a-chicken a-parm-a-giana, stealing jokes from Gif Recipes, churrrrrrro, Seto Kyber, fever speech, understanding references, an entire planet that can destroy weapons, Mona Lisa with a non-erect phallus on her face, cheap antidepressants, we mention our only good joke again, Kaiser is an award winning poet, and HippoGriff is walkin' here. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and Tppad!
Why. Why did we do this... This week, we watched Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke Of The West. Good stuff for sure. Talking points - An awful joke, an apology, and some quotes! As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff on there!
Welcome back! We watched a movie much better than any Star Wars movie. A GOOD MOVIE HOLY SHIT PERFECT FOR SUCH A SP00PY DAY. I lost my voice through this! I made a song for this too! Talking points - D00T!, Picking up fat chicks, scary remixes, Racist stereotypes, and spooky cotton candy. The song I remade for this used this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0 I own no rights to the original song and my edits and use of edited song are made in good faith without commercialisation. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Hollywood Science and Hollywood Science!
Welcome back! More space politics and what a robot thinks human beings act like! Holy shit. I didn't remember the prequels being this bad. I hear the voice of Ahmed Worst screeching “OBI” in my nightmares. Talking points - Stealing snacks on an airplane, cookie butter, diarrhea buckets, tagline and movie cost correlation, and talking about Kaiser's other endeavours. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Turning back the pages and Vaguely Accurate!
Welcome back! I hope you enjoy this podcast on our now second favourite movie! I am sorry. I was feeling really sleepy the day we recorded. We have about as much pacing as Blade Runner - The Final Cut. Talking points - Kaiser makes a quarky joke, HippoGriff refuses to read aloud or acknowledge an edit Kaiser made, and we get really sleepy with this. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! They have lots of good stuff like Blood and Black Rum and Coming Clean!
***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** ***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** ***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** Welcome. This is the best movie we have ever seen. Watch the movie at least once before listening to this. We don't have a whole lot of stats on this as we watched it the day before it came out. It comes out today. Watch this movie. We abandoned our traditional outline in favour of just talking about this movie. We recorded this while tired as we recorded right after we saw the movie. As always, thank you to Ace Podcast Network for having us. Also, thank you to all that listen to our ramblings. We are getting so many more listeners now and I love it. I can't believe how popular we are getting. I am amazed and in awe that our drivel is appreciated by you. Thank you. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie.
Welcome back! We watched yet another shitty Star Trek movie! We joined Ace Podcast Network! You can check them out here: acepodcasts.com We made some changes to stuff and I also made another song for this intro. Let me know what you think! Talking points: Banana radiation. That's it. That was our best bit. Make sure to follow us on twitter @HollywoodScienc, email us at hollywoodsciencepodcast@gmail.com, and tell your friends! Leave us a review too! That would really rustle my jimmies.
The boys are now affiliated with the Ace Podcast Network (https://acepodcasts.com). Be sure to check out the site and show support! In light of the big news, Jack and Ryan actually prepared for the show today and tackle a shit ton of topics ranging from Lord Buckethead to the untimely demise of a French Instagram model. Jack is perturbed by the NHL's inability to do much anything right while Ryan riffs on his adventures at a resort in...Maryland? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
After Spike finished his run we took a few minutes to reflect on the game and talk about what's next. This will probably be a regular thing going forward. Background sounds by Tabletop Audio. Theme song is Hemispheres by Silent Partner. Death Save is a part of the Ace Podcast Network.
The beholder, he is fighted! We wrap up Spike's run and get ready for Josh's. Spike tried real hard to cull the npc herd, but we saved them. We saved them all! Well, almost. Background sounds by Tabletop Audio. Theme song is Hemispheres by Silent Partner. Death Save is a part of the Ace Podcast Network.
Our heroes investigate a giant floating corpse-island in the dark, sunless sea. The gross jokes about being inside of 'flesh tunnels' get about as out of control as you might think. Background sounds by Tabletop Audio. Theme song is Hemispheres by Silent Partner. Death Save is a part of the Ace Podcast Network.
Popped (pooped?) out of a portal into some kind of sunless sea, our intrepid heroes flail wildly, fight sea creatures, and finally remember they are kind of immune to this sort of thing. "We're going to need a bigger boat!" Background sounds by Tabletop Audio. Theme song is Hemispheres by Silent Partner. Death Save is a part of the Ace Podcast Network.
Castor, Schneltheck, Trixie, and Garin travel south seeking the Sealer of the Guilty. More chaos is encountered. Also, talking animals! Gnomes are the best! Check out our friends over at the Password Required Podcast. Background sounds by Tabletop Audio. Theme song is Hemispheres by Silent Partner. Death Save is a part of the Ace Podcast Network.
Joining forces with newfound friends Trixie (gnome bard - Cherise) and Garin (human barbarian - Zack), Castor and Schneltheck work to save Rijek from slaads and fire. For their troubles they get a visit from the boogeyman, Old Jim! Check out our friends over at the Password Required Podcast. Background sounds by Tabletop Audio. Theme song is Hemispheres by Silent Partner. Public Domain pic of Old Jim yoinked from here. Death Save is a part of the Ace Podcast Network.
It's the beginning of our DEATH WISH series, and this marks a new twist on Blood and Black Rum Podcast - Martin leads this episode, and the subsequent episodes in the series! We tackle Death Wish, a film starring Charles Bronson as a vigilante against crime in NYC after his wife is murdered and his daughter raped by thugs (including one of our favorites, Jeff Goldblum). We talk about the nature of the film's premise - of fighting back with gunplay - and also discuss the political and societal implications of the film, noting how little society has changed forty-three years after the film's release. Intro - 0:00-15:00 Beer talk - featuring Sierra Nevada's Sidecar Orange Pale Ale and Peach IPA - 15:00-30:00 Film talk: 30:00-end Remember to subscribe on iTunes and support our friends at Ace Podcast Network. Join us on Twitter at @bloodnblackrum, and support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bloodandblackrumpodcast
In this dual episode, we take a look back at 2016 to discuss some of our episodes as well as the new films that we covered. You can find this discussion in part 1 of the podcast, from 0:00-35:00. In the interlude, we talk about the beer we're drinking on the podcast - this time, it's Sam Adams' new Hopscape, a wheat pale ale that tastes fairly similar to their Rebel IPA. Skip to 35:04-44:00 for that. In part 2, we discuss the film in question: Don Coscarelli's Bubba Ho-Tep, a film about Elvis, aging, and death. While the film has some great themes, both Martin and Ryne found it a bit slow. Check out this discussion from 44:02 to the end of the show. Don't forget to check out our network, the Ace Podcast Network. Also, please follow and subscribe on iTunes.
Our final Festivus Series episode was a secret, but now it's revealed - we're doing Die Hard, the greatest Christmas movie ever. In this episode, we give reasons why this technically is a Christmas movie, talk about how the film has held up over time, discuss our favorite Bruce Willis movies, drink some New Belgium beer, and get into a tete a tete over the film's lengthy exposition scenes. Oh yeah, we also rank Family Matters and Full House, offering Netflix a new original series: Familier Matters. Don't forget to check out our brethren at Ace Podcast Network (acepodcastnetwork.com)!
Our Festivus Series continues with a return to the Silent Night, Deadly Night Franchise: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2. The film is basically a recap of the original with some new footage thrown in involving Billy's brother Ricky, and in general terms no one would ever think this is a good film. But from a comical perspective, Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 is pure genius, a hilariously bad horror movie that features Eric Freeman in a defining roll. We also talk about Dread Central's new move to Patreon, Scream Factory's Black Christmas fiasco, and our podcast joining the Ace Podcast Network! Note: Around 33 minutes we talk about a recap scene from Silent Night, Deadly Night where we refer to Billy's mother as Linnea Quigley. That was a mistake - I had Linnea on the mind - and we actually mean Tara Buckman. Sorry about that!