Hollywood Science

I did the thing! Sorry the episode is late. This will probably be a regular occurrence as I don't get paid at all for this and it takes about 10 hours of editing per episode. Woof. Really, It's my fault for learning more and more about audio editing to the point I have to use all I know in all my work. It takes a lot of time. I don't get the same kick out of learning and editing like I used to anymore. Honestly, I think it was because I was getting paid to do it and this seemed like a silly endeavor. But, I paid for another year of hosting, so I might as well do this. If you like any of the things I do, let me know in some way! Please! I sometimes feel like I am calling to the void and it provides me a few listens every so often. I'd like some validation please. Thanks for reading!

Welcome back! Sorry for the super late episode. This one took a really long time to edit to where I was happy with it. It's done now though, so yay! Give us a listen!

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Welcome back! We have another short episode! It's great stuff. We talk about wonderful and horrible and unrealistic things. Give it a check. Or a listen. I don't know. I'm just a lazy description.

We're back? We are! I don't sound like I am, but that's just because this movie sucked all the ass! Go read the book. Or better yet, go pirate the book so no proceeds go to the cult of Scientology or anyone related to it. It's a fantastic book that I want to read again, but it's a horrible movie. Just the worst. We will likely be doing weekly episodes again! Hooray!

WE ARE BACK! HUZZAH! Honestly, I was in a slump and working way too much. This new move cost us a lot of money and I can't even look at school as an option until I am back on my feet. Yeah. It's harsh. We'll make it though. The reason I haven't been able to do this is that I have no time, and when I did, I didn't want to do more of what I do for work for free. It's a dumb thing to worry about. I do this because it's fun and I was just too worn out to enjoy it. Please be patient in the next couple of weeks as I am not sure if our plans will work necessarily. Thanks! -Kaiser

We are back! With something bad! Give it a listen and tell me what you think of the new editing style!

Yep. This was actually a wonderful episode and very over edited. Enjoy!

Hey there! I did a couple of things that were pretty great. I learned and grew as a person. I also did my ASMR voice the entire time. Sorry about that. Go check out my stream at twitch.tv/lordreverend and help me achieve my goal of becoming an affiliate!

Hey there! We are joined by Sean Faust for this one! Make sure to check out all of his stuff! He's on twitter @SeanFaust and @WDIMPodcast! It's a show I personally love listening to and would suggest to anyone wanting something real.

Hey yo. I'm traveling and without literally any of my things to do a podcast with. I also just got to my place after driving. Anyway, I'm sorry for what we did for this movie. It's a great one. I will be back home soon and we will do a better podcast for the next one. Huzzah!

Hello! Welcome back! We have a wonderful guest for this episode. Matt from Geekend Warriors! We have fun! Go check his shit out!

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Hey hey! We are trying some new stuff this time around! It's awesome! Just give it a listen!

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Hello! Welcome to the description! This week, we watched Cloud Atlas! We did a thing. It wasn't perfect or good, but it was all right. Not much science, but we do talk about stuff. Go check out the things! And the stuff, too, if you feel so inclined!

Whew lads. We got it out. I am going to be a bit honest with you guys. I am in a bit of a rut. I have made money from streaming. I have 15 followers at the time of writing this stuff. This is compared to the ~150 listens per week here and our 2,100 twitter followers. HippoGriff and I haven't seen a single cent from this podcast since we started. It's so rough sometimes to try to keep going after putting in so much effort. Even editing, I find it hard to spend the hours I normally do working for absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong. We love doing this stuff. It just takes a lot out of us sometimes. I've thought of ways to try to raise money with this, but we don't really have the listeners to warrant any type of advertising. I've thought about patreon. But still. Listeners and all that. Also, we don't receive any feedback at all about our podcast. If you do listen, please please please send us an email so we can fix what we do and enhance what we do well. It would mean the world to us. My email is hollywoodsciencepodcast@gmail.com and HippoGriff's is hollwoodscience@acepodcasts.com. You can also follow us on Twitter @HollywoodScienc. With that, we will be back next week with Cloud Atlas! Maybe I will get that Patreon extant in the very least. Make sure to check out Ace Podcasts too! There are lots of amazing shows there!

Welcome back! Back to our non-live (dead?) shows! Hooray! We got the episode done in time today! Talking points - Mostly just a lot of Hunger Games and PUBG jokes, man. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Oh boy. We watched a video that was three seconds long. A movie. 1888. It wasn't bad. Pretty fun though. The live show wasn't bad. I guess. How about you watch it? Here it is! https://imgur.com/gallery/jpcKygX

Welcome back! We have a live show this week! If you have figured out where Chupacabra is, go to the synonym for crossroads near the towers on a college campus at 1 pm this Saturday, February 10th and we will be there! Talking points - I channel my inner Mr. Torgue, explosions happen, we look up explosion facts, some explosive mind sex happens, and then my mind exploded after that so I forgot what else happened. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! It is our second guest episode! We are joined today by Rob from Gamma Radio and we had a lot of fun! Thanks for joining us, Rob! Talking points - I get the god damned show on the road, more burrites, Rob joins the party and HippoGriff and I immediately subconsciously adopt bad English accents, Hell exists and it is bad latency, cruelty free coffee, I do some nerd shit, we talk about cider drinkers and isopods, I get stopped as I wonder what the whole thing about mechanical keyboards is, more fucking latency, wirelessly transmitting water, War of 1812 2: Electric Boogaloo, chasing cats, George Lucas is a pervert, and we question the usefulness of choking someone with a magazine. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! IT'S ELIJAH WOOD'S BIRTHDAY!!!! Happy birthday, you beautiful man. I would have met you in real life but I couldn't get $80 out of the ATM there. Next time, for sure! Talking points - IT'S ELIJAH WOOD'S BIRTHDAY AND GRIFFIN DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS TO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kaiser eats a burrito, HippoGriff doesn't feel at home on this world anymore, Kaiser eats another burrito, we bastardize burritos into burrites, Kaiser realizes his jokes are bad, Kaiser remembers not to write in third person, I tell you how to get lucky, Dick Nuts and Flappy Man Burgers, we condone stealing, we're bewildered at the waste of good cereal, and I get giggly for no reason. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! We have a new worst movie... Oh my god. To the at least 8 people that told us to watch this, fuck you. Talking points - We talk about the movie for maybe 20 minutes and then fuck around for the last 30. It's far better than if we talked about the movie. Honestly, I have seen better home movies shot by people who had never held a camera. HippoGriff maintains a half chub. Kaiser gets depressed again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! We are here again with I guess our 50th normal episode? I thought we did a thing for our 50th episode, but I guess those were bonus episodes and grovpologies included. Talking points - More clone shit, we shit on IMDb pro, shitty taglines, we have a shitty connection take a shit on us, Val Kilmer gets his shit together, and we talk the shit and say shit about this movie that actually wasn't shit. We also don't say any shit about this being our 50th episode. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! It's the New Year still maybe?!?! Hey! We are out of episodes that we totally didn't do ahead of time! Also, I totally didn't forget the order in which I was supposed to publish those episodes! Talking points - Consuming not just the hair of the dog that bit you, but the entire dog; it's totally 2018 when we recorded this and I don't use this fact to confuse HippoGriff at all, I break the space time continuum yet again, we have great pranks for people, I say some possibly slanderous things about Orson Scott Card, I actually got a switch and not a vive, Live Galaga 2 playing, one of our last remaining narratives died a bit, I have a fun date story, and HippoGriff goes to the burn ward again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! It's the New Year! Hey! I bet you didn't think this would come out today. You were almost right. Talking points - Adult arcades, questions about the timeline, Kaiser hates stickers, Kaiser is mostly drunk the entire time, Jeff Bridges doesn't save enough penis for us all, professional YouTubering, and Kaiser forgets his new last name for the umpteenth time. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! NO MORE SERIES FOR A LONG TIME! Hey! Sorry for the late episode. Blame everyone leaving for the holidays and Breath of the Wild. Talking points - I don't really remember, but probably some shit about gorillas and lasers. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

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Welcome back! WE WERE COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT EPISODE 8! I HAVE A FEELING THAT I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE REAL FORGE JUCAS. Also, HippoGriff forgot his mic. He had to use his laptop one. Talking points - HippoGriff and Kaiser say some dumb shit about stuff and spacebears and Kaiser doesn't like the movie but HippoGriff does so there's that. Look. I am working every day for the rest of the year until New Year's Eve and my wife is waking me up every day after only around five hours of sleep by playing YouTube videos and I am so tired. I have to do this stuff and my streaming before work too. It's a lot. But hey. We are done recording for the rest of the year! As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and The Crazy Town Podcast!

Welcome back! WE HAVE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 8! I SLEPT WITH FORGE JUCAS TO GET THESE, SO YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL. Talking points - I don't know. Some shit probably. Look. It's been a long day. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and The Crazy Town Podcast!

Welcome back! I don't know why the audio is clicky on my end. I will eventually go back and redo my recordings, but that will take a while and I don't have time right now. It's a bad movie that's really easy to talk about! Talking points - Fucking George Lucas by proxy and stupid fucking re-branded teddy bears. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Pizza Bros and Blood and Black Rum!

Welcome back! It's HippoGriff's Birthday today! It's a great movie that is really hard to talk about! Talking points - Birthdays near Christmas, Protips for Left for Dead 2, and WEEOOOEEEOOEEE. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Pizza Bros and Blood and Black Rum!

Welcome back! Thankskilling was better than this one. Fuck this movie. Don't watch it. Don't watch Star Wars at all. Talking points - Favourite Star Wars Ships, Kaiser sighs, goes through the five stages of grief, tells all the Yoda sympathizers to fuck off, and starts doing some good good yelling. HippoGriff cowers. Kaiser then goes on to blame Yoda for the fall of the republic. Kaiser then writes about himself in the first person and starts getting really upset at this garbage movie. We then talk about fencing and then Kaiser goes back to ranting. We also come up with George “DicksuckMcGee” Lucas. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Wisecracks and Weird!

Welcome back! Happy Turkey Day and National American Genocide Day! I apologize for HippoGriff's fan. I don't know what is causing it right now, but I will figure it out and remove that background noise! Talking points - We play a song from my buddy Glitch Blade, Kaiser calls out HippoGriff on food choice, a quick Latvia jab, Thanksgiving, No Homo jokes, Bad Borat impressions, getting foody with our condoms, Dom Jeans, and checking giblets for clues. Here's a link to the song I used today! Go give all of Glitch Blade and/or Matt the Bot's stuff a listen! https://soundcloud.com/glitchbladeofficial/voia-hyperloop-glitch-blade-remix As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and Just Dudes Being Guys!

Welcome back! Another movie that doesn't inspire hope in me for existence in general! I apologize for the random spaces. We were very tired for this one and I was feeling a bit under the weather. But hey! We are halfway done! Talking points - Milking Star Wars for years, Selling out big time, freestyle rapping, and misreading Einstein. Kaiser does some bad jokes and laughs alone at them. HippoGriff gets upset over 9/11 again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Battle for the Ages and Just Dudes Being Guys!

It's our One Year anniversary! Isn't that something? I can't believe we have come this far. This week, we watched Bee Movie. It was popular again in the month when we started our podcast. It was another German Impressionist film, so yeah. Of course we were going to do it. Talking points - More Dick jokes. Too many Bee puns. I'm just so sorry about all this. Kaiser discusses the anti-communism themes and HippoGriff talks about lightning planes. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Weird Podcast and Death Save!

Welcome back! We watched a movie decent enough that I forgot it was a Star Wars movie. Hey. This one wasn't that bad. I am excited for some of that good good OG Trilogy baby! Talking points - a-chicken a-parm-a-giana, stealing jokes from Gif Recipes, churrrrrrro, Seto Kyber, fever speech, understanding references, an entire planet that can destroy weapons, Mona Lisa with a non-erect phallus on her face, cheap antidepressants, we mention our only good joke again, Kaiser is an award winning poet, and HippoGriff is walkin' here. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and Tppad!

Why. Why did we do this... This week, we watched Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke Of The West. Good stuff for sure. Talking points - An awful joke, an apology, and some quotes! As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff on there!

Welcome back! We watched a movie much better than any Star Wars movie. A GOOD MOVIE HOLY SHIT PERFECT FOR SUCH A SP00PY DAY. I lost my voice through this! I made a song for this too! Talking points - D00T!, Picking up fat chicks, scary remixes, Racist stereotypes, and spooky cotton candy. The song I remade for this used this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0 I own no rights to the original song and my edits and use of edited song are made in good faith without commercialisation. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Hollywood Science and Hollywood Science!

Welcome back! More space politics and what a robot thinks human beings act like! Holy shit. I didn't remember the prequels being this bad. I hear the voice of Ahmed Worst screeching “OBI” in my nightmares. Talking points - Stealing snacks on an airplane, cookie butter, diarrhea buckets, tagline and movie cost correlation, and talking about Kaiser's other endeavours. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Turning back the pages and Vaguely Accurate!

Welcome back! We did a thing. Oh boy. Star Wars is not great with science. Not at all. This is also not a great movie. Yeah. Sorry. Jar Jar was a mistake. Don't do bad movies like this. Come on now. Nobody gives two shits about drawn out space politics. More lasers and battles and laser swords and force things. Talking points: Bullying and gatekeeping, trapping HippoGriff in a long ass recording session, and burning through all of our science in the first movie. Make sure to follow us on the Twatters and the gmails and the beanpods and whatever else.

Hey... So... We got a little bit drunk. Just a bit. I personally had both tequila and a high percent beer. It was lovely. We watched a thing. Words cannot describe how beautiful it is. It was a horrific shitfest with awful editing and sound and action and actual plagiarism. Also lots of Islamic stuff. PM me and I can send you the file. Somehow this was better than Star Trek 5 or 3. I made the music. I will probably make more music soon.

Welcome back! I hope you enjoy this podcast on our now second favourite movie! I am sorry. I was feeling really sleepy the day we recorded. We have about as much pacing as Blade Runner - The Final Cut. Talking points - Kaiser makes a quarky joke, HippoGriff refuses to read aloud or acknowledge an edit Kaiser made, and we get really sleepy with this. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! They have lots of good stuff like Blood and Black Rum and Coming Clean!

***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** ***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** ***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** Welcome. This is the best movie we have ever seen. Watch the movie at least once before listening to this. We don't have a whole lot of stats on this as we watched it the day before it came out. It comes out today. Watch this movie. We abandoned our traditional outline in favour of just talking about this movie. We recorded this while tired as we recorded right after we saw the movie. As always, thank you to Ace Podcast Network for having us. Also, thank you to all that listen to our ramblings. We are getting so many more listeners now and I love it. I can't believe how popular we are getting. I am amazed and in awe that our drivel is appreciated by you. Thank you. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie.

Hello! Sorry this went up so late! We had some technical difficulties. We will put out our Blade Runner episode and our Blade Runner 2049 episode this week most likely. There are probably talking points. Who knows. I only had an hour to edit. I'm sorry. There wasn't a whole lot I could do about this today. I used the Gerudo Valley theme from The Legend of Zelda series today. I own no rights to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR2XYraqyqs We get a bit serious here. I enjoy doing this podcast, but you can hear the depression I experience once we start discussing the movie. We are done. I'm done. HippoGriff is done. Talking points: Being more excited for Blade Runner 2049 than my wedding, shooting people already, and SABOTAGE! Next week, we watch an actually good movie. I… I don't want to even think about this anymore. I'm done. Please excuse HippoGriff's click pen.

Welcome back! We watched yet another shitty Star Trek movie! We joined Ace Podcast Network! You can check them out here: acepodcasts.com We made some changes to stuff and I also made another song for this intro. Let me know what you think! Talking points: Banana radiation. That's it. That was our best bit. Make sure to follow us on twitter @HollywoodScienc, email us at hollywoodsciencepodcast@gmail.com, and tell your friends! Leave us a review too! That would really rustle my jimmies.

Hello all! Welcome back! I finally put this episode out. Be prepared for next Tuesday when we do the next episode! This week, we watched the reboot Star Trek. It was much better than I thought it would be, but was somehow worse with the science. Talking points: Lots of forcing and not the good kind, filling chasms with Mormons, and USE A GOD DAMNED LASER GUN. We have something in the works for you all! We are going to be revamping our whole style, adding extra parts, adding better music, and collaborating with select individuals. I promise it will be great!

Hello! Sorry I was late! I will have another one in a day or two for you. This week, we watched yet another shitty Star Trek movie. We are almost done. Talking points: Mandarin Chicken Tea, probably some other stuff. I am tired.

So sorry! HippoGriff and I were super busy over the weekend and won't be able to upload on Tuesday. We will get Star Trek X out on Wednesday for sure though. To make up for this, have an episode we recorded a while ago! This week, we watched a beautiful show called Zombieland. Talking points: No, it isn't Mad Cow disease, Kaiser confuses Michael Cera with Jesse Eisenberg, Griffin refuses to check the ambulance.

Hello all! We are back with yet another fucking Star Trek movie. Soon. 9/13. I also apologise for Griffin's awful audio and all the crickets. I promise I will whip him into shape. Talking points: 20 minutes of lost audio, Pizza Orchards, and Reverse Cancer.