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Welcome to the Arsenal Asylum podcast, the  football fan show where we explore our noble goals as Arsenal fans and the insecurities and frustrations which undermine them.

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    • Jan 24, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 59 EPISODES


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    Episode 59 - The Clarets from Turf Moor take a Draw

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 49:05


    On this episode the boys discuss the disappointing draw at the Emirates, what we need to do in the transfer market to get things going again and how we feel about the season thus far. As always, like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 58 - Ahh Sh*t, Here We Go Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 38:34


    In this weeks episode, Swerve and Sydney Velvet pick over the bones of a disappointing opening day defeat in Brentford.

    Episode 57 - The Sh*t Show

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 49:05


    Stef, King Seyi VIII and Merv go over the week’s events at Arsenal including the teams 3-1 win over West Brom and the Europa league exit. They also pick over the bones of what has been a terrible season and ask: where do Arsenal go from here?

    Episode 56 - Nothing Super About Arsenal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 42:55


    ...except the Fans. What a week. Dynamic Asylum duo, Big Stef and King Seyi Vlll take the EP reins on this one, lamenting yet another home capitulation, and 6 league point donation to Ancelotti's fearless Everton, this season. Player blunder? Tick. Toothless in front of goal? Tick. The freshest topic of the week, the European Super League debacle, also could not be ignored. As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 55: Cottagers Outstay their Welcome

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 43:18


    Naughty Nige and Big Stef discuss the pathetic performance at the Emirates to relegation battlers Fulham whilst also speaking on the ramifications to the introduction of the ESL (European Super League) and the upcoming fixture to Everton. As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 54 - Any Given Thursday

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 46:44


    On this episode Swerve Merve & Mod (@KickuptheArse) gush over Arteta's perfectly executed second leg plan, Arsenal's rampant 0-4 victory over Slavia Prague and progression into the Semi-Finals of the Europa League! Tony D'Amato would be proud. As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 53 - Europa our only hope...Arteta sees Red

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 40:40


    Poor Mikel. Three goals with zero reply. We were woefully unable to repeat another home league win against Liverpool this season, so the lads Mod (@kickupthearse) joined by Swerve Merv and Naughty Nigel, tried to laugh through the Scouser pain. Sweary uncle vibes too; parents take note! As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 52 - Stick or Twist? The Great Lacazette Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 62:46


    On this week's show we filled the Premier League void by dragging Jessica Black (@itsjessinho) into the studio, alongside the lads Big Stef (@FootballM3ssiah), Naughty Nige & Ayo1886 (aka H.B.I.C) to have a good old natter about the Alexandre Lacazette contract situation. What should we do with him? Quite entertaining views and opinions, but you can defo spot the Laca lovers and ha...non-lovers. As always, like share and subscribe!

    Episode 51 - Arsenal vs West Ham vs Arsenal

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 57:20


    Big Stef gives a banter filled but insightful breakdown of our midweek defeat to Olympiakos and yesterday’s draw away to West Ham with Naughty Nige and King Seyi VIII. As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 50 - What do you think of Tottenham?!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 49:18


    A rabona, a red card, but most importantly: LONDON IS RED. Swerve Merv, Ayo1886 (aka H.B.I.C) and Mod (@KickuptheArse) came together to mark our 50th outing this week, with North London bragging rights to boot. Well done Mikel & the lads for a dominant display. COYG! As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 49 - Leicester Dream, Burnley Scream!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 58:55


    A double header episode this week, with Big Stef (aka Football M3ssiah) and Ayo1886 (aka H.B.I.C) covering the dizzy highs of the Leicester Away win and the irritating lows of two dropped points at Turf Moor on Saturday. Every point counts now so lots to discuss. We were also joined by a very special guest and podcast debutant! As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 48 - Pep’s Three Points Click & Collect

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 44:35


    Another Manchester City premier league clash, another pointless affair for Arsenal. Naughty Nige, King Seyi VIII and Ayo1886 rummage through the wreckage at the Emirates on Sunday. Gallows humour for this one! As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 47 - Stunting on The Peacocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 52:58


    This week we are joined by Naughty Nige and Mod aka KickUpTheArse for an in depth review of the tantalising win over Leeds Utd and much more!

    Episode 46 - Top 4? I Don't Care

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 43:35


    We had Swerve, Ayo1886 and Sydney discussing the double Midlands spankings at Molineux & Villa Park. When will we beat Wolves & Aston Villa again?! All the usual bants and laughs. As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 45 - Undefeated - The Unbeaten Run against Man Utd continues!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 38:25


    We had King Seyi VIII, Mod (KickUpTheArse) and Sydney Velvet discuss the respectable draw against Man United. All the usual bants and delights ensues, making for an entertaining listen. As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 44 - Pepe Le Phew!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 40:29


    This week we had Mod (KickUpTheArse) and King Seyi VIII discussing the impressive win over Southampton, Pepe finally turning up, The Cup exit, transfers and the upcoming Man Utd game.

    Episode 43 - Young Offenders at Hale End

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 43:04


    Last night Naughty Nige, Big Stef (@FootballM3ssiah) and King Seyi VIII jumped on with some sizzling analysis covering two recent contrasting Crystal Palace & Newcastle United performances. As always, like share & subscribe!

    Episode 42 - Smith Rowe - The Croydon De Bruyne Sets The Pace!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 47:14


    Swerve, King Seyi VIII and Sydney discuss a frustrating game that we ultimately edged thanks to a moment of brilliance from Smith Rowe and an Aubameyang tap in. As always, like share and subscribe!

    Episode 41 - 4 nil to The Arsenal - West Brom, Saka, Smith Rowe & Transfer Targets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 46:56


    Mod(@KickUptheArse), Swerve Merv and Big Stef (@FootballM3ssiah) discuss the fantastic winning festive period. As always, like share and subscribe!

    Episode 40 - Boom Xhaka, Laca, Saka

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 47:42


    We had Merve Swerve, King Seyi IIIV and Ayo1886 discussing the impressive win over Chelsea. Like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 39 - A Sticky One At The Toffees

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 50:06


    We had Naughty NIge, Mod (@KickUpTheArse) and @Ayo1886 discuss the demoralising defeat at Goodision Park. How much worse can it get? As always like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 38 - Braised, Burnt & Stuffed by Burnley

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 42:05


    Last night we had Mod(Kick Up The Arse), Naughty Nige and Football M3ssiah discussing the flaccid defeat and Arteta's future at the club. As always, like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 37 - A Year Under Tets - Asylum Anniversary Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 52:20


    We had an anniversary special with Swerve, Naughty Nige, Football M3ssiah and King Seyi VIII. They discussed the impressive win in the europa and one year of Arteta, improvements and our goals for the rest of the season. As always like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 36 - What Do You Think Of Tottenham? Shi.....pping goals against Them!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 45:42


    We had Ayo1886, Football M3ssiah and Naughty Nige discussing the humiliating defeat against Sp*rs. ..As always, like, share and subscribe....

    Episode 35 - Ravaged By Wolves, Where Does Arteta Go From Here?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 43:33


    Mod (Kick Up The Arse), Swerve and Naughty Nige dissect the disappointing defeat at the Emirates. As always, like share and subscribe.

    Episode 34 - Unclassified

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 52:18


    We had Merve Swerve, King Seyi and Outlaw discussing the gutsy but flat performance at Leeds. Join the discussion on the twitter and our insta as usual. Please like, share and subscribe!

    Episode 33 - Truffles are Delicious, The Great Ozil Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 45:24


    We had a feisty "debate" about Ozil to past the time during the international break. We had Ayo1886, Football M3ssiah, Jessica Black, Jason Andrew and Mosito. As always like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 32 - Mi Casa, Su Casa.. Villa Make Themselves At Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 40:23


    We had Mod (KickUpTheArse), King Seyi and Naughty Nige to pick over the bones of the Villa defeat. As always, like share and subscribe

    Episode 31 - Trust The Arteta Process - Asylum USA Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 45:23


    We had Ayo1886, Football M3ssiah, Jessica, Mosito and Jason in a bumper edition of the pod. We discuss the solid and gritty victory over Utd, Lacazette, Willian and all the other usual suspects.  As always, like, share and subscribe

    Episode 30 - We Need To Talk About Ozil (oh and other things)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 45:44


    We had a chat with Swerve, Ayo 1886 and Football M3ssiah about the recent games. the Europa win and the Leicester defeat. Oh and Ayo and Stef get into a debate over Ozil....Again! As always like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 29 - No Partey at The Etihad

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 42:28


    We have Naughty Nige, Ayo1886 and Swerve on the pod today to discuss the last couple of weeks, What Partey will add and of course the defeat at the Etihad. Like, share and subscribe!

    Episode 28 - The Irony of The Irons - Work in Progress

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 45:51


    We had Naughty Nige, Ayo1886 and Mod (Kick Up The Arse) discussing the performance against West Ham. We discuss Aouar vs Partey, Auba's new deal and all the usual bants. As always, like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 27 - Angel Gabriel & The Anointing

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 53:03


    We had Sydney Velvet, Swerve and the self proclaimed Football Messiah to give us some blessings on todays pod. We discuss the Fulham game, Emi's pending departure and much more. As always like, share and subscribe.

    Episode 26 - New Kit, Who Dis? Gabriel, Emi and Adidas does it again

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 48:10


    Sydney and Mod (Kick Up The Arse) have a wide ranging conversation with sports marketer Mosito about the Charity Sheild, our new kit and pending incomings! As always like, Share and subscribe.

    Episode 25 - The Healing

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 42:04


    Swerve, Ayo1886 and Big Stef discuss the Women's Champions League campaign which saw Arsenal crash out. We also touch on the friendly against MK Dons plus all the usual gossip and waffle. Like, Share & Subscribe as always!

    Episode 24 - Tim, Raul & Arteta too... The 49 Laws of Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 35:30


    Mod and Naughty Nige do a deep dive around Rauls departure and the job redundancies they are joined by Toib who comes from a corporate HR perspective to contextualise what's been going on.

    Episode 23 - King Thierry I

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 42:19


    Ayo1886 and Swerve had a wide ranging convo touching on recent events around the club, making for an engaging and entertaining chat.

    Episode 22 - Grand Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 60:47


    We had Big Stef, Swerve and Mod to discuss the incredible FA Cup win and everything that went along with it. Like, Share and subscribe!

    Episode 21 - Hateful 8th

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 32:23


    We had @Ayo1886, Naughty Nige and @Sydney Velvet on this week discussing the final game of the premier league season. Dean and Deeney's cojones and much much more. Like, share and subscribe as always.

    Episode 20 - Taxi for Uber

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 37:20


    Mod, Merv and Big Stef discuss the disappointing defeat against Villa. Are there any lessons that we can learn from this, How impressive Grealish was and much more.

    Episode 19 - Sweet FA From London

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 37:25


    Ayo and Sydney discuss the impressive victory against City. Stand out performers and touch on what this performance means in wider context. Like, Share and subscribe as always! COYG!

    Episode 18 - Admiral Reiss Nelson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 33:59


    On todays episode Mod, Swerve and King Seyi discuss the hard fought victory over Champions Liverpool, an impressive displays for Martinez, Lacazette and of course young Nelson. Will Arteta get the required backing to challenge?

    Episode 17 - Derby Day Entanglement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 32:00


    In this episode, Big Stef, King Seyi and Ayo discuss the disappointing derby day defeat, whether not qualifying for Europe will have an impact on summer transfers and what positives one can take from game. As always drop a like, tweet us and share to your gooner mates.

    Episode 16 - Joy and Pain (VARdy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 32:32


    We had a chat about the Leicester game and done some score predictions for the Tottenham game coming up. Mod, Swerve and Sydney featured on this one.

    Episode 15 - 10 Defenders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 35:57


    This pod was recorded on Sunday night, but included some really interesting discussions around our transfer targets Partey and Dayot, so had to go out. We have Ayo, Swerve and King Seyi chopping it up.

    Episode 14 - Leicester Lockdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 34:55


    On this week's episode we have Nigel, Big Stef, and Sydney discussing tonight's Leicester game, transfers (again), and Arteta's progress as Arsenal Manager. As always like, share and subscribe!

    Episode 13 - Covid Toure

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 42:01


    This week we catch up with the boys to discuss what constitutes value in modern football. Who our best ever bargain signings were and why. We had, Swerve, Syd, Stef and King Seyi.

    Episode 12 - The Young and Restless

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 92:16


    Whilst in the midst of a global pandemic Swerve, Mod (KickUpTheArse) & King Seyi don masks to discuss our result over West Ham, Saka's progress and contract negotiations and other waffle. Like Share and Subscribe!

    Episode 11 - Aubameyang Dont Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 42:01


    This week, Mod (kick Up The Arse) & King Seyi discuss the last few weeks. Where our season is now after the Europa exit and realistic expectations for the end of the season. As always, drop us a like a retweet and share our content.

    Episode 10 - Dubai For Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 63:30


    This week we have Ayo and Swerve in the house for a winterlul natter, with the team in Dubai for the training camp. The boys describe their all time favourite starting 11s, which may surprise some! All in all a good chat and some banter.

    Episode 09 - Ikea FC

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 68:12


    This week we have Swerve and Mod (@KickUpTheArse) from the Asylum in the house. Discussing the encouraging cup victory against Bournemouth win and the disappointing draw against Burnley. As always, like share and subscribe

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