Bender Street Bullies

Oh look, tough guy, bet you came into the comments to talk smack about our missing episode. "Heh, Gabe, what did you do, fuckin accidentally delete your entire Audition multitrack session before uploading it to SoundCloud?" No, slapnuts, it's way more complicated than that. And if you wanna spew some shit, you better duck, because there's an eagle soaring from the sky wielding scimitars thanks to Joseph and our brilliant minds in ep. 61's Hypothetical section. Also we reviewed a movie that didn't make us want to claw our eyes out and talked about a mystical quest you could have been following on our side series. So yeah. Fuck you, potential viewer that totally exists. I uh I have friends. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Someone come get Christopher Walken to play a role because the Bender boys have a fever, and the only cure is MORE D&D! This time, Joe has sprung a trap on the unwitting and frankly stupid as hell Manrick and Thorn and embroiled them in a dastardly plot with far-reaching consequences. Will this adventure lead them to the gallows or to the High Life? Also this installment is sponsored by Miller High Life because i fucking said so Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Not content with the podcast lane of burdensome recordings, the poorly hidden nerd boyz of the Bender Street have branched off into the oldest test of virginity known to man: Dungeons & Dragons. In this side series, known colloquially as Benders and Beasts, we start off with Joe as DM guiding the relative and extreme newbies of Pebs and Gabe through an adventure in the bustling metropolis of Bellywynn. These two travellin ass hoes roll into town in search of money, work, and a good time. How many of those will they find when pursuing a fantastic piece of kitchen equipment? Tune in to find out!! Still follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

If you thought we were innovators based on the 86 million times we've audibly called ourselves innovators, then you should see us tearing down this cul-de-sac of the Bender Street and finding new ways to make Joe okay with an episode going over an hour and a half again. But, as I said during and I'll repeat here in a needlessly inflammatory way towards people who are never going to be aware of Episode 59's existence, PMT goes longer than us and we put way more content in this bitch. Examples! 2 New Segments! A possibly pointless argument about Vince Carter's legacy as a basketball player! And plenty of moments where Pebs feels unsafe. It's like Olive Garden says, "When you're here, make out with a British chick and see if it'll make Mr. Mannix jealous." Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

They say that necessity is the mother of invention* and that Joe isn't ready to be a dad. Either way, his thrusts into the group Google Doc sowed a rich crop of segment ideas good enough to constitute its own unique and endearing edition of the Pitching Cage. That would be enough to earn your listen, but on TOP of that, we have an actual Irishman speaking drunkenly about Irish history, which is the first time that anyone from the Emerald Isle has gotten sozzled and ended up successfully on top of anything. (It's because they're usually getting arrested.) EB, JRC -- it's right inside, crack the lid and shatter that mothafuckin pringles can all over the metaphorical church carpet!! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet *I'm kind of sure that I started a previous description with this phrase, if you're a big enough nerd to dig back through and find it I'll venmo you $12

Episode 57: Double Deep Hypothetical, Extra Effort Drunk Philosophy, The NBA's Optics Problem by Bender Street Bullies

Even though the initial public shock over the murder of George Floyd has somewhat subsided, that does not mean it's time to consider the point made or the battle won. There are still a myriad of ways you can contribute to the Black Lives Matter movement and we encourage you to utilize as many as you possibly can. This week on Bender Street Bullies, unlike most times one of us gets into an intimate situation, a tease actually pays off as Hollywood screenwriter Joe Petrone bursts into the pitching cage with his Dallas Dawg Park script and fends off all manner of high heat with his sitcom shaped like an aluminum bat. Top that off with the double sprinkles of twin-barrel Hypotheticals and the chopped nuts you can find in live-action Hinge Corner, and Epsiode 56 promises to put you in a sun-daze. Ugh. No. I'm gonna cut that in post Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

During a horrific moment in our country's history, which is merely a more stark reminder of the unfathomable levels of violence and bigotry that people of color face every day, we throw this episode up not as a means of ignoring reality or searching for an escape, but rather as a reminder that combatting racism and being aware of its constant presence is something that you can always do no matter your other obligations. Take action. Keep your thoughts with the families of the victims, both those known and unknown. Be safe. We hope you enjoy the episode. https://www.bailoutnetwork.com

Are you KIDDING me with the length of that thing? -Ha, no, Jessica Alba, I am not. Doing no research whatsoever to write a description, this is indeed the longest episode by runtime of the esteemed podcast Bender Street Bullies. However, not only will you find in filling your ears with the duration of this nectar that it is well worth the investment, but this installment's size is due to us staying true to our humble roots and doing absolutely everything that got us to this point. That includes: a hypothetical! Being annoying! Sports, somehow! And, of course, Gabe insisting that we overstay our welcome. Sorry for the fact that I'm gonna house all your Mint Milanos and pass out pantsless on your couch. You can make it up to yourself by giving this a listen ;) Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

It's like the old saying goes: you can lead a Bully to decent cinema, but they're probably just going to end up reviewing overblown 2000s road adventure comedies instead. But enough horsing around. Let's talk Episode 53 on the Bender Street! We roll with the classics, but with a renewed sense of vigor following the weekend's hotly contested continuation of the Jack Russell Cup. When it comes to Weird News and Hypotheticals, we prove why we're still the hottest game in town. And you won't believe how sinister it can get in the revamped intro to Review. Snap into a...Thick Jim? What? Who wrote this copy? Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Episode 52: Sleep Without Blankets, Make Your Pong Shots or Die, Dip Hot Cheetos in Nutella by Bender Street Bullies

What if I told you that every resident of the Bender Street had their own story that they felt deserved a Last Dance-style doc? You'd be completely unsurprised given the fact that we continue this here vanity project week after week for an audience of nobody? Well aren't you perceptive, phantom listener! The fact still remains though that we're going to discuss those segments of our lives destined for the full cinematic treatment, just as we're going to delve into why women in the Czech Republic get whipped with branches and all the reasons to never leave Hinge, the greatest dating app in the history of the world and also our most specialest sponsor. Pour yourself a cup of Swag Cola and sip away to the sounds of the Bullyin' Boys! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

One can liken the passage of time to the whirling of a recklessly shaken snowglobe -- at times, it feels blinding and results in dizziness, but even as the flakes are moved to new locales, there are always moments of rest and constancy within the chaos. The contents of existence stay remarkably the same. In that way, it should be no great shock that the Bullies arrive on Bender Street bearing the Silver Jubilee ensign; hitting Episode 50 as turmoil in the public and private sphere spray out like so many synthetic snow pellets. Can we fix anything? No, certainly not. But what we can do is revel in the company of those who stay by our sides though we may not deserve such loyalty, and delight all lucky and appreciated listeners with a coterie of classic segments. YEAH HINGE CORNER IS BACK IT'LL BE BURIED WITH US WHEN THIS PODCAST DIES. Also Joe's cranky lol Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

While our podcast and the Corona-based stay-in-place orders differ in that you know when ours is going to end, they can both agree on being probably longer than is enjoyable for you. The inevitable news, though, is that neither of them are going anywhere! A pandemic cannot puncture our already-remote bonds of broadcast, and thus the Bender Street remains one of the only ones in the country that isn't all tumbleweedy and deserted. Episode 49 gives you a tablespoon of reality in touching on topical events and situations in Weird News and Hypothetical, then spins into the fun and Joe-head-bashing with Experience Bidding and a very angst-ridden Movie Review. Plus, hear how things are going with the Jack Russell Cup, and uhh eat a steak! Live a little! Fight a wolverine while you can. But listen up. Also, follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

You remember that scene in the Watchmen movie when Rorschach says, "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!" I think later on he also breaks into a jig and asks "Can I get a bitta that Kit Kat bar?" But I digress, and I also lose the original point of what I was saying, which I found upon snacking on a Kit Kat bar! Kit Kat -- throw us some bones. What I mean is that with the quarantine being extended through the month, you're gonna have a long time to get to know us via our brilliant segments and incandescent riffs. We've got 3 classically great features this week, plus an update on the inaugural Jack Russell Cup which comes complete with a fresh YouTube channel! Suck it out the reservoir. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

The only thing stretching for a further indefinite distance than the nationwide quarantine is the slate of content always due to be consumed during a leisurely 6-foot-gapped stroll down Bender Street. As our mandatory staycation reaches its second week, the boys commemorate the occasion by doubling up in the Hypothetical Section (sure, that was on purpose) and the most laggard Bully gets his moment in the soused sun on Drunk Philosophy. Plus, Joe presents a beautifully copy-pasted PowerPoint and Pebs almost gives the crew a heart attack for reasons that DON'T involve alcohol. Strange life, I know. Wipe the sweet tea off the rocking chair so you can put your kiester in it, bub! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

We'd say that it's important to have content to consume, and, more importantly, to have cheery attitudes surrounding us in these necessarily isolationist times, but then we'd be lumping ourselves in with people who actually make interesting things and we will NOT use corona solely for clout! We will also use it to tell poorly-aging party stories and to pitch ourselves as the safest podcast in the land due to our logistical genius. Also, the episodes STAY jam-packed, even with less than a steady diet of sports to consume; segment after segment of your favorites, new and old, heaped on top with generous sour cream spoonfuls of Pebs' bitterness and wildly appropriate patois. Seriously, don't go outside! Chill on our futon. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

What happens when you take alcohol and combine it with a blind stab at being right about something that's totally beyond your comprehension? Well, you get my father's parenting style, but you also sometimes get an emerald of a new segment on the Bender Street. This week marks the debut of the boys folding in bonus weekend happy-time content to the main flow of the pod in something we'll call Drunk Philosophy until we (hopefully) get sued. But that's not all! Weird News comes roaring back like a stolen Escalade running over a prostitute, and the Hypothetical features an all-too-familiar split decision along party lines. Find the non-cursed Cup in the middle of the shrubbery maze! Come on down! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Oh, to be one of a million ducks controlled telepathically by an omnipotent and hopefully merciful human. All your quacky movements dictated by their brainwaves, leaving you free of responsibility -- simply fit to do master's bidding and occasionally eat some bread -- where am I? Hm? Ah, that's right, I'm introducing America's hottest podcast, Bender Street Bullies, which is back with a crisp new installment sure to tickle the mind and massage the ears. The segments are overflowing with content in episode 44, so don't let me hold you up too much longer from filling your cup; just know we've got a genius inversion on the ever-popular Experience Bidding and the review boys are back to tackle a Disney Channel classic. Take all the green M&Ms out of the bag for "personal purposes" and enjoy! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Can money ever truly wash away the fetid stink that accompanies shame and a fresh load of bam-bam in one's holiday boxers? Well, we would find out if we were popular enough to ever shill for some ridiculous product. But in the interim, we debate the merits of such on a steamy installment of Experience Bidding, located in the heart of a gorgeous and glistening Episode 43. Surrounding that nougat inside is the rich chocolate of terrible ways we'd be exacting parents to our hypothetical children and a good bit of gloating from Joe because he got lucky with some bets or whatever. Make your own lawn chair out of wicker and hope and plop a seat down on the Bender Street! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

They say three's a crowd, or even that it's company; if that's the case, then four better be on the road to incorporation because this podcast is printing money with the addition of a LADY to the full broadcast. Glass ceiling? The only material so easily shattered around here is Joe's willpower. Episode 42 was recorded from Charlotte (and Philly and Dallas, whatever,)and the coastal focus permeates the great content like seafoam lapping at the edge of your well-worn beach cooler. Get our takes on a classic-yet-unexpected Would You Rather and ask yourself how much a Saturday morning is worth when you have to umpire fields of minions. Sip some Earl Grey! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

If you think about it, the center of innovation isn't Silicon Valley; the real beating heart of the new and exciting vanguard of thought and production is found in the gutters of the Bender Street. That is to say, Lauren designed us a new logo, and there are two fresh-as-hell segment liners to dazzle your eardrums like a nerds rope being whipped across your tympanic membrane. There's leisurely talk of names, and of the ball dropping in NYC, but the true spectacle comes in the shared comfort of conversation with your honest and loving denizens. Sex is good. Pull up a chair and grab a slice! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Like a treasure map that you are sure must be defective once you uncover what it considers to be the motherlode, 40+ hours of programming have led us to this exact spot. Episode 40. Most people aren't that excited about such an anniversary. They say, Bullies, save your wad for the big 5-0. Well, we'll have a Silver Jubilee Mega Wad ready to bust on that puppy, but for now, the 40-40 hound dogger of an installment we've got here will suit us just fine. It's been a rare privilege to crank out this content for ourselves and for y'all, and we hope you enjoy the debut of a new segment to mark the occasion. Thanks and may Krishna hit ya with some Krispy Kremes. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Not one, not two, not--oh, it was two? Oh. Okay. Felt like, you know. Felt like longer. ANYWAY there were two weeks with two missing bullies but now you are treated to the episode that is one minus TWO (times 20) -- baby that's how we say 39 here on the Bender Street! After some goodly faffing about, the boys tuck in to a couple rich hypotheticals before entertaining some ideas around expanding the podcast's rich slate of programming. Then it's a pleasant bullet train into the cloud-covered lands of sports prognostication and badda bing, wipe your ring, you have yourself one fine installment! Make sure you batten down the hatches when Joe moves the mic too close to his face; but above all else, please enjoy, irresponsibly. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

The boys are many things in 2020. Predictable? Maybe. Privileged? That's never changing. But entertaining as hell? You bet your bippy. Starting with a rollicking recount of Pebs' New Year ringings-in, episode 38 just keeps going with three of your strongest classical segments before deep-diving into America's least favorite sports team and opinionated sports personality. References to Talladega Nights! Some fire! Wedding vows! Unbox it all right now and smile because we've got you on camera ;) Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Two for the price of one in multiple arenas, and in every avenue of your life, the Bender Street is the absolute best route to take. Not only have we Turducken-ed Christmas by horning in a lovely Turkey Day script dead smack in the middle, but we have our first official podcast guest in Lauren Wood, who is a noted bone-jumper of one of our esteemed hosts! (Pebs) #37 is probably the most crammed-to-oozing episode yet, with a full segment docket, good sports discussion, a movie review, and the tender holiday camaraderie that warms everyone's hearts this time of year. Thank you all for listening. Whoever you are, and wherever this may randomly drift on the wind across your earphones, know that you are loved and appreciated immensely by someone in this world. Merry Christmas, y'all. Merry Christmas. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Joe might be feelin' low but trust us, he's ready to spill plenty of T on this week's Benderifferous installment. Episode 36! The scoundrels are in full Christmas swing, with the holiday permeating many themes discussed throughout this hour-long whimsical romp. From buying sex to giving gifts to our local sports teams out of the goodness and selfish desires of our hearts, this runs the emotional gamut. Strap on a Santa-suit armored breastplate and jump into the fray! NOW. EN GARDE YE YULTIDIEST ROGUE Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Through rain, through sleet, through car accidents and possible cuffing, the Bullies will still deliver -- if perhaps a week behind. But just because we're not the gosh dang Postal Service doesn't mean this episode won't reach Such Great Heights. The always-innovative Joe Petrone puts his gem of a game-show spin on Weird News; the Hypothetical tosses the boys asunder in the wrinkles of time; and another funeral for the corner that housed the dating app designed to be deleted raises the striking possibility that soon the specter of dating will loom large over all segments. Enough about my wife, though! You've got EPISODE 35 to get to, so put on your crab bib and get crackin'! FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @BenderStreet and BIRDS MAKE GREAT PETS

Ain't nothin' gonna break our stride, ain't nothin gonna slow us down -- not a shattered bridge plank NOR arcane rural zoning laws. Episode 34 rumbles on like a mislabeled Jerome Bettis driving busloads of greatness straight into your eardrums! The Bullies dig into an unfortunate mishap that befell a father at the Happiest Place on Earth and reminisce about less happy times with their dads, before stepping back in everyone's new favorite construction -- THE PITCHING CAGE -- to take some fastballs that the Astros didn't even signal were coming. Drape some towels over your erection and listen up!! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

OHH IT'S SUCH A PERFECT DAY / I'M GLAD TO SPEND AN HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES OF IT WITH THE BENDER STREET BULLIES AND YOUUUU / Yeah! Sing it! And make your choices on a this-and-that-laden episode 33. We debut yet another new segment, because our creativity is boundless, and then talk a great deal about sports, because it is actually not. But it's a grand time and Pebs has a new, more hopeful wrinkle to Hinge Corner, so come serve up a hearty bowl of BSB soup and let the warm juice run down your chin. Quality! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

You better get ready to swing -- not on a star, not like it ain't no thang -- but taking some real meaty cuts because a PITCHING segment has its big official coronation in episode 32 of Bender Street Bullies! Tune in to hear how one of Joe's greatest creations gets brought merrily to life (no, Lindsay isn't involved in this spawning *wink*) and stick around for such venerable institutions as Ask the Legal Man and the HOTLY anticipated return of Hinge Corner. Union talk, NCAA nonsense -- it's all jam-crammed inside. Warm crumpet. Let it butter your soul! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Better be holding onto your gallant trillbys and other fashionable turn-of-the-century headwear because the Bullies' locomotive is speeding into the Bender Street station and it can barely contain its cargo of content! Ever the innovators, the boys debut a new segment this week, using Pebs' ample romantic failures as inspiration. On top of that, there are middle aged ladies getting whacked by heteronormative enthusiasm AND wild fascist plans for our nonexistent sprawling populaces. Not sold? Well here's a knife to your throat, bub. Are you sold now? Put the headphones in. I'm from the future. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: @BenderStreet

If it sounds like Macklemore saying "Return of the Mack" in the beginning of "Can't Hold Us," that's because it's three equally white guys stepping back onto the scene that nobody ever knew they left! The Bullies have reappeared from a respectful hiatus and they are not holding ANYTHING in reserve, pulling out the classic pit-stops with a fresh charcuterie board of teasers and the all-time powdery banter you know and love. Weird News talks about a man who's got no plan for a vindictive city council, Hypothetical features a proprietary graphic, so hands off, and there's enough hilarity peppered through the sports discussion to make you not fall asleep. Be excited! Get excited! Hold me daddy! Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

Did we plan the Peanuts content dump for a week when we knew he'd be absent from the podcast? Well, nobody knows better than Pebs himself about being a happy accident. But two of the three bullies took a break from their busy schedules of sexually and emotionally satisfying their beloveds to float you through on a gorgeous iridescent river of discussion regarding mascot mobility, killing for profit, and the benefits of hitting on 17. We're gamblers but there's no random chance in enjoying this episode. Set aside some turkey breast and cranberry sauce for a sandwich later on and dig into this right now! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

For the MF DIEHARDS, for the Pebaholics, for the Richard Mannix fan club -- our devoted Pebriel was the only one to properly record and then save his first take of Episode 28, so here it is, in its sheer unfiltered and unspoiled form. Listen to the harried and inebriated ramblings of a man who came straight from his second going-away party of the week! Piece together what we were trying to say, especially when you compare it to the completed product released earlier! Figure out if Pebs went on a date or not! (He did.) Grind me raw daddy FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @BenderStreet

The episode so nice they did it twice! Fresh off the stinging disappointment of realizing we'd been recording for nearly 50 minutes and Joe had no audio file to show for it, the boys put together a bittersweet and profanity-laden second act sure to dazzle the listeners and bring them to their collective feet. There are TWO delicious hypotheticals, followed by a hotly contested round of Loser's Trivia and a delicious cinematic discussion following the nuanced sports takes. You're not gonna want to miss it, and you're not allowed to, either! Sit in your BSB-mandated listening chair and strap us to your forced-open ears, Clockwork Orange style. Except we don't like ultraviolence -- we're just ultrasexy ;) Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

In this installment, the boys are stunned about what you can find inside a can, from fuckable Four Loko contents to YOU, potentially, if you harbor a potential crack-pushing kingpin. Then they plunge into a somewhat easier (?) round of Loser's Trivia and break down whether or not it's worth it to push heavily for the playoffs when you could just tear it to the ground. But don't detonate us! Just blow up that PLAYY BUTTONNNNNN Follow us on Twitter: @Bender Street Helpful link to the audio of the Aaron Boone rant (with subtitulos): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbSfJLF_0-8

A loosey-goosey fresh and fruity affair, Episode 26 features the Bullies at their relaxed best as they ease from familiar segment to roaring debate with hardly a shift of the conversational gear. Find out where Joe is taking his kidnapped Area 51 alien, why Pebs has given up on finding love, and why Gabe wants to take the sporting country back to the '70s when inconsistency ran rampant but things somehow made sense. Draw a warm chamomile bath and put on these smooth melanin-deficient boys so they may guide you to a greater level of podcast enlightenment. Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

Back from the hinterlands of sub-optimal computer performance, the Bender Street Bullies emerge, sporting woolly beards, broad shoulders, and a flair for the dramatic. (They spent a lot of time hanging out with Reggie Evans.) In this episode there's double the hypotheticals, quadruple the acrimony on Loser's Trivia, and a rare singularity when it comes to general sports topic discussion. Plus, Pebs trudges through the cornfield like Anthony sent him there. Wish for happy things and be glad that you were rewarded with this installment! Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

The lads roar back from a brief hiatus to attack all the traditional Bender Street content you know and love. There's a sweet Weird News sandwich of workplace mishaps and cum, a spirited round of Loser's Trivia, and deep existential angst over the future of Hinge Corner due to Gabe's removal from the meat market of singlehood. Will you love it? 1) Yes 2) Why would you ask 3) The only way to totally confirm is to LISTEN to this pack of audio skittles right this minute! Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

23 looks sexier on BSB than it does on the back of Miley Cyrus on that album cover or whatever I saw when I was scrolling Twitter that one time. (Follow us there: @BenderStreet !) The gang roars through this episode with all the greatest hits: Weird News, a well-balanced Hypotheticals plate, WNBA swishin the nets. And sprinkle in a BRAND NEW SEGMENT? WHAT?! The INNOVATORS. But not of violence -- Tommy Dreamer, grab your chair and pull up a seat instead for this week's heaping of podcasty goodness.

We don't know about you, but we're feeling...good, mostly! It's another balmy day on the Bender Street and the gents have an effective parasol of content to ward off those harmful rays. Episode 22 features street boxing in Baltimore, deep dives into our past lives, and a possible and live requiem for a dynasty. Plus, our official sponsor Hinge regains a defector. Tear and share! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Check our ID bouncer man and you'll see we have legal ingress to this speakeasy -- or speak hard, rather, on Episode 21 of Bender Street Bullies! This week's weird news story deals with someone who should not be in a titty bar when they're supposed to be looking after children (but enough about my wife). Then hypotheticals touch on odd knowledge and summer opinions, which is followed by our in-depth WNBA analysis, and then there are a whole mess of things we almost vomit while spewing. And later.....someone deletes the app designed to be deleted.....but not in the way they should..... Beggars can't be choosers but luckily you're not poor! Get in here! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

One installment away from the podcast being able to legally drink, the boys roar through in style, mashing up your favorite segments and generally having a rockin' good time with this week's slate of content. There are chair-wielding lawyers, booze-fueled game-fests, and women performing incredible athletic feats -- but enough about Joe's Memorial Day Weekend. Give it a listen! And remember to thank your local cop for not writing you a ticket that one time or whatever this stupid holiday is about Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

Guys we totally had an interview it's just the audio got lost (no honestly we did do an interview but we forgot to inform our guest of our byzantine recording polices so it does not exist for this episode) WHAT EPISODE?! Episode 19! Still shoved to the brim with enough content to keep everyone happy here on the Bender Street. Joe is back, and he brings with him his infectious nihilistic energy. The lads re-acclimate and dunk on others and themselves for screwing up arabic numerals, using weird taxonomy for food, and thinking Kim Kardashian does anything at all. Listen in and next time will be smoover! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Undaunted by one of their ranks falling to the charms of a good woman and a luscious coastline (ever hear of the Sirens, Joe?!) Pebs and Gabe soldier on here in episode 18, covering all of your classic Bender Street bases with the joy and verve you've come to expect. Hear them break down some rager-and-sex based hypotheticals, witness them whinge endlessly about things that aren't quite to their liking at sports, and then grab a comfy seat in the Hinge Corner. And, if you think you'll be missing Joe, don't worry: some well-timed soundbites will remind you of his existence. Dial it up! Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

The LAST episode...... before Joe goes to Italy for a week. Ah?! Did I have you there?! Let's not and say we did. Young Joseph will be hobbling around Italy during our recording date next week but for now he's still ensconced at home and joining us for another chock-full installment. Weird News roars back with a Costco parking lot feud inspired by Danny Trejo, two omnipotent hypotheticals tickle the Godlike brain, and the Hinge train threatens to go off the rails. It won't tho. Download Hinge! Official dating app of Bender Street Bullies. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Episode [JOE TOLD ME TO PUT A SPOILER WARNING BLAHHH] 16 hurtles us ever-closer to Petrone's date with destiny and the Amalfi Coast. Exotic, right? Well that's nothing as tantalizing as the amount of content we've got packed tight into this episode. It's a hypothetical cornucopia followed by a NFL Draft Special where we be the prospects, then Thrones and Endgame spoilers (this is a double warning so no complaints if you listen anyway) blanketed with a nice cozy Hinge Corner. Taste the rainbow! Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet Hi apple podcasts denizens

Episode one-five is HOT as Pebs has a fresh haircut and Gabe's facial wounds have mostly healed. (Both great details for the audio medium.) The gang has Soulja Pods to unpack, live-action Fortnite to plan, and deep hypotheticals with lots of tendons and fascia to really stick in the teeth. Plus sports and the hell that is dating via an electronic stack of playing cards on your phone! Download HINGE, the official app of Bender Street Bullies, and yeah listen to this hunk of good. Follow us on Twitter @Bender Street

It's a trying time on Bender Street as two of the podcast members engaged in a little impromptu scuffle that left one disfigured. Permanently? Let's hope not, just like we hope that you push through with us and enjoy all this week's good content! Weekend wrap-up, a brand-new Ask the Legal Man AND a new segment with a new liner, plus thought-provoking discussion across several major sports. Scoop a ladle, home-bladle. Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet

On the very day of the NCAA Men's Tournament Final, we already have our bracket challenge done and settled because we suck. But Joe sucks the most! So he gets spit-roasted over the fire like a wayward explorer in an old Looney Tune. Keeping with the theme, there's a healthy and uninformed debate about the tenability of amateurism in the NCAA, as well as a bit of a sorbet in the middle where we tell stories about our grandparents. This slice is both lucky AND yummy. Follow us on Twitter: @BenderStreet