Better On Paper

Welcome back to the most important awards show happening this week. In this episode we go around the table and give out our end of season awards. Some are good, some are bad, some are just a little questionable. We look back at the season and judge teams and players on what was, what could have been, and what we wished had been.

Welcome back to the only podcast East of Idaho that has one host that thinks a hot dog is a sandwich.This week, Sad Cam grieves a devastating Super Bowl with overall surprising realism. Will and Kev get their jabs in wondering if Travis Kelce's pre-game attire contributed to the loss in any way. Afterwards, we recap the season as a whole and try to figure out if there are any solutions on the horizon (like fixing officiating). Hint: We all think the refs need to figure it out and get some helpNext up is the best episode of the year: End of Season Awards!

Welcome back to the only football podcast west of Detroit to spend as much time discussing Sonic 3 as the Jaguars since November.It's Super Bowl week, and we are all miserable. Well, except for Cam, but we all agree that's irrelevant. Kev tries to cope with the worst matchup ever while Will is the surprising optimist this episode. Cam is nervous for a 3 peat, and TC3 is protesting until the Lions get justice. We discuss the game, commercials, Kendrick Lamar, and much more. We also may have solved the national debt. Get stoked for the last football game for 6 months!

Welcome back to the only NFL football podcast to contain 13 whole grains. This week we're enjoying the lull in the action, reflecting on the season gone by, starting to form our thoughts about the superb owl, and most importantly, going on our combined victory lap/apology tour. Listen in as the gang recaps our biggest hits and misses from the pre-season. Who called their shot and who took a big whiff on their predictions.

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast west of the rockies who's callsign starts with a W. This week we're inspecting the black boxes from the wreckages that was the divisional round games. We talk Lions losing :'( and Mark Andrews charity donating and that little elf that coaches the Rams wanting to watch Jared Goff burn. There's a lot to unpack this week and tensions flare as the fellas process the week. We also make our picks for the championship games and can totally believe the NFL script where the Chiefs win another Superb Owl.

Welcome back to the only podcast on earth. This week we're recapping the mayhem that was wildcard week. As per usual, there were a few wildcards we didn't see coming. The Texans and Rams outperformed expectations and we break down what their matchups next week will look like. We run through all the divisional games and make our picks (#ChiefsScripted).

Welcome back to the only podcast that's a master of karate. This week on the pod we're happy to be past the dregs of the regular season and looking forward to playoff football. We recap the games that mattered from last week and dive deep into each wildcard matchup. There's fun ones, there's serious ones, there's sporty ones, and we cover them all.

Welcome back to the only podcast north of the equator to not spin counter clockwise when you flush it. This week we're recapping the week 17 games, and making our predicitons for the week 18 games as the season limps to a close. We talk kicker woes, injury woes, sitting starters woes, and lament how hard it is to make picks when you don't even know what a team is playing for this week.

Welcome back to the only podcast around to not participate in Black Friday. This week we're back after an extended hiatus and we didn't miss much. Pat Mahomes is getting a heck of a lot of help from the refs, scripts are leaking, Taylor Swift is winning the Super Bowl, all that good stuff. We break down last week's games, make our picks for next week, and the boys estimate how long until Cam has to start microwaving ice cream.

Welcome back to the best podcast for listening to while making leftover turkey sandwiches. This week we're recapping the Thanksgiving Week games, discussing the merits of the fake out of bounds step for quarterbacks, and making our picks for the upcoming week.

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi that can recite the alphabet backwards while chewing gum and standing on one leg, just don't ask Cam to prove it. This week, we begin our discussion with the literal and metaphorical collapse of Jerry World in Dallas that is entertaining for us all. We break down the rest of the weeks' games with an extensive discussion on if Garrett Wilson is a top 6 fantasy WR this season or not that is chock full of "alternative facts". Kev has lost hope on the season, but at least he is dominating the picks for this year. Tune in to hear how TC3's vibes guide him for next week's picks. We end with our mid season awards with an official announcement that is breaking news exclusively from Better On Paper.

Welcome back to the cleanest podcast on the net... This week the fellas are recapping the week 10 matchups, making their week 11 predictions, and talking new around the league. Joe Flacco is looking slightly less elite, Jameis is keeping things interesting, the Commies are good, and Cam seriously has a bad time with South America.

Welcome back to the only podcast that can claim that they give the best and most in depth recap and analysis of the 2024 election........ by discussing the trade deadline. After solving the world's problems and hottest debates, Kev and Cam discuss the hectic nature of the current state of the NFL with a wild week 9. What is going on in Dallas? Can the Bengals somehow make a playoff run? Will the Chiefs ever lose a game? Find out all those answers and more this week!

Welcome back to the football podcast of the internet. This week we're recapping the Week 8 results and making our Week 9 picks. Joe Flacco is elite, Jameis is being Jameis, the Commies ruined the Bears' weekend, there's plenty to get in to with the boys.

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast surfin' the web to be committed to getting to the bottom of every conspiracy theory. This week we're breaking down the week 7 results and making our week 8 picks. We're also discussing news around the NFL including a myriad of unfortunate injuries (#TeamRealGrass), the implosion of the Jets and a reborn Saquon, the Niners' very bad no good season, and Cam lets his hater flag fly for all the teams (except one) in the AFC West as he tries to sully the name of several individuals within the division with reckless disregard for the Chiefs ownership's rich history.

Welcom back to the only podcast in the US of A to be brave enough to ban NFL insiders from being guests. This week we're recapping the week 6 matchups, making our week 7 picks, and discussing recent news from around the league. Davante Adams is reunited with Aaron Rodgers and it feels so okay. Amari Cooper is out of Cleveland and we're so happy for him. Joe Flacco is elite. And Cam "sneaks" in a quick tirade about I'm not gonna say who... but it's Adam Schefter,

Welcome to the only podcast on either side of the Mississippi that essentially gives unlimited time off to its hosts. What a week of football that was finally filled with some overall great QB play across the league. Unfortunately, we have a few hosts on leave this week. Kev finds a new emotional support person in his dad and they console each other after a heart breaking 49er loss as well as breaking down the rest of the weeks games. They preview next week with a few interesting divisional matchups.

Welcome back to the only podcast flying through the tubes that is legally certified organic. This week we're breaking down the week 4 games, making our week 5 predictions and so much more. The gang talks Davante Adams, injuries, good football, bad football, and is Joe Burrow overrated?

Welcome to the only podcast to have a guest that sides with Derwin James not getting suspended. Football is stupid and also dumb sometimes. Fortunately, Kev has his emotional support Cel this week to ease his pain. Will and TC3 are out of the office this week, so Kev, Cam, and Cel break down a very weird Week 3 of the NFL season. Cam is already falling very behind in the picks for this year, and he is looking for suggestions of what flavor of melted ice cream he should drink at the end of the year when he loses. Does Cam hate Justin Herbert? Can Will's pirate meter be revived next week? Why didn't Jacob Cowing get any snaps against the Rams? Some questions we may never find the answers to. We do have the answer to one question though. Tune in to find out who really has the worst contract in the history of football.

Welcome back to the only podcast that thinks Montreal is in France. TC3 is so happy about Joe Alt's big day that he decided to take a vacation. Kev, Will, and Cam discuss the massive wave of injuries over the last two weeks that leave everyone wondering if all the teams are playing on MetLife's field. We recap all of week 2 with Will's Pirate Meter being off the charts. Some hot takes on the week 3 slate with Cam already finding himself the heavy favorite for last place.

Welcome back to the only podcast around that you don't need an ID to buy. This week we're breaking down the week 1 games, who did well, who didn't, which quarterbacks threw for under 100 yards (spoiler alert: only 1) and everything else. We're also giving our week 2 picks.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet to prove Raiders and Chiefs fans can coexist on a Zoom call. This week football is BACK! We're running through the full slate of week 1 games and making our picks (Picks are back!). Listen in as the fellas give their hot takes, cold takes, and takes we had to edit out for legal reasons. Will Aaron Rodgers ball out? Will the Chiefs lose a single game? Will Cam pick against a bird team? The world may never know.

Welcome back to the only podcast west-ish of the Mississippi. This week the fellas all thought real long and hard and came up with a slogan for every team this season. Except for TC3, he just stole Will's homework, and Will is mysteriously absent from this episode. Anyway, we give our take on what slogan we think best embodies each team heading into the 2024 season, some might be good, some might be okay, some might be sung for comedic effect. Tune in to find out what your team's slogan is.

Welcome back to the only podcast around that knows the difference between a mountain lion, a puma, and a cougar. This week we're breaking down the NFC, brick by brick, and predicting who we think will come out on top in each division and take their run all the way through the playoffs. Spoiler Alert: Kev is high on the Niners and Dark Aura Cam is lightening up to the idea of the Lions this season. Listen in for only the most correct takes possible.

Welcome back to the only podcast around that knows how to properly zipper merge on the highway. This week we're previewing the AFC. We're breaking it down conference by conference, nobody is safe (Except maybe the Chiefs) and giving our honest take on who we think comes out on top this year. As always we are not all exactly on the same page, so tune in to find out who's wrong!

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web known to improve with age. Give this episode a listen in a few years to really let it mellow out. This week football is (more) back! And we're running down our individual wishlists for the preseason. Is it the Niners signing Brandon Aiyuk? Is it weaponized offensive linemen? Could be both! Either way be sure to tune in as everyone breaks down what they want to see.

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast on the web that just hopes both teams have fun. This week we're back and we're looking at the over/under on wins for every team in the NFC, and boy is it contentious. We've got good bad teams, bad good teams, and some absurd lines you'd be a fool to not take the under on (or would you?)

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi that can can spell Mississippi without spell check. This week we're looking at schedules in general, and the AFC in particular. Vegas has lines out for every team's win/loss and we're running through them all, taking the over or the under and hashing it out as to why we're definitely right. Some are obvious, some are not. Some are gross and we hate our picks but you'd have to be an idiot to not take them, right?!? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to be brave enough to ask the question "Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?" This week we're diving deep into the latest NFL news by ranking the top breakfast foods, from eggs and bacon to toast and hash browns, we cover it all. We leave no stone unturned (drinks included) as we give our unfiltered takes on this hot topic around the league. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast to not talk about the NFL this week. This week we're taking a slight detour as the off-season is... well... off. Instead, the fellas are listening to a few Am I The Asshole posts from reddit and weighing in. Spoiler alert: someone is the asshole. As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Larry Allen was a special man to the football world and to this podcast. He was the greatest offensive lineman to ever play the game and an even better person. We wanted to honor his legacy by giving him his own tribute. Rest in Peace Coach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to another episode of the only podcast to have reached nirvana TWICE. This week the NFL schedule has been released and we're talking best games and worst games. We also discuss the sad state of affairs for the fan who wants to watch every game, including the cursed Netflix Christmas game, and we do the math on how much money it would cost to watch every game on tv (it's too much). As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast in America to be certified GMO-Free. This week we're back after a brief hiatus and we're breaking down the draft. We spent weeks ruminating and mulling over some truly dazzling moves such as the Falcons drafting Michael Penix Jr. and (actually) Jim Harbaugh drafting the biggest guy possible (what a football guy). We dive into all the top picks, which teams did well, who left us scratching our heads, and who got us excited for football season. As always follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the least draft-dodging podcast around. This week we dive more into our pre-draft predictions. Which teams need which prospects, who's going first, who's going to win the draft. All things Draft. As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only NFL football podcast on the net with bona fide ties to several international crime organizations (I will not elaborate). This wek we're starting to break down the top draft prospects. We run down some popular draft lists and the gang gives their opinions on who is projected too high (*cough cough* Caleb williams), and who is way too low (*cough cough* Audric Estime). TC3 goes on a rant or two that is in no way biased by his collegiate affiliations and Cam brings sharp insights with his knowledge of the college game. Kev brings the dark aura in a surprise twist. Will is just there (in a good way). As always, follow us @better_onPaper. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet brave enough to ask the question " Which is the better Kansas City?" This week we're talking two things and two things only: Kansas City Chiefs, and NFL rule changes. The city of Kansas City, Missouri has rejected a new tax to help pay for stadium renovations, and the rumors run wild as relocation talks heat up. Other Chiefs related news also happened, that we discuss as well. And the NFL has released its rule changes for the upcoming season, including some big changes to tackling (you can't tackle anymore) and kick returns (you have to return it now??). Listen in as the fellas give what can be best described as "technically analysis". As always, follow us on X @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast in the northern hemisphere to fact check all gymnastics related statements. This week free agency is in full swing and we are running down an absolutely laundry list of personnel moves. Tune in as wel walk through some of the biggest signings (and not) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast to truly take no days off. This week we begin our offseason coverage and news is thin. We discuss Russ Wilson's many bathrooms (and getting cut), Jason Kelce's retirement, the most interesting franchise tag-ings so far, and the rest of all of the secret insider information in our possession. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to another wholesome episode of the greatest podcast started by three dudes during the pandemic. The season has come and gone, champs have been crowned, and now it's time for us to hand out our end of the year awards. This week we present our annual BOP of the Year awards, including the coveted BOP Team of the Year presented by Carvana. Carvana, it seemed way better on paper.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast to openly advocate for kicker shootouts in overtime. This week we're doing what everyone is doing: talking about the Superb Owl. Cam (probably) has a concussion, Kev has the big sad, Travis didn't propose to Taylor, kickers were the real Super Bowl MVP, and did we mention Travis Kelce yelled at Andy Reid? Strap in because this is a long one. As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to ask the question "Will Elon Musk attend the Super Bowl as a severed head in a jar?" This week we are discussing the matchup for the big game, Kev and Cam give their takes as our resident Chiefs and Niners fans, Will gives his totally objective, 3rd party take, we take our picks on popular prop bets, and Cam draws up some pretty out-there hypothetical scenarios for the how the Big Game might play out, on and off the field. Also TC3 is convinced Travis Kelce is proposing to Taylor Swift on the field if the Chiefs win, quote him on that. Please follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast being broadcast illegally from Kev's basement (shhhh!) This week we're recapping the AFC and NFC Championship games and teasing some Super Bowl thoughts. The season is almost over and we're already sad about it. Dan Campbell is still a great coach. Is Lamar going to have a playoff-losing reputation if he keeps this up? We cover all sorts of things this episode. As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast to bring you both NFL football and WCC basketball insights in the same breath. This week we recap the divisional round of the playoffs, including nice and not so nice wins by all the pod's favorite teams. The moral of the story is the Niners live to play another day. We also break down our picks for the NFC and AFC Championship games, and have some minor technical difficulties playing guess that ticket price. As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast on the net to have the most correct opinions on who deserves to lose football games. This week we are into the playoffs, and we are recapping the wild wild wildcard weekend, including some truly marvelous losses by the Cowboys and the Eagles (you love to see it). We also recap the rest of the games and make our predictions for the divisional round. As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the podcast voted most likely to not give your computer a virus. This week we lament the lack of quality games in week 18 as teams rest for the playoffs. Kev suggests teams start forfeiting, we discuss some of the early coaching vacancies, Cam is a hater (as per usual), and we make our super duper wild wild wildcard weekend picks as the playoffs get under way. Also the NFL should be sued for putting a playoff game on Peacock. Follow on X @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast in town to see through the NFL's lies. This week we're back talking (surprise) football. We recap last week's games, dig into the NFL's hot garbage response to the Lions' 2-point conversion controversy, and lament the lack of quality football next week. We also play a cheeky little round of guess that ticket price, and we guess it! As always, follow on the the X @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast that is your one stop shop for everything you didn't think you wanted to know about football. Today, The Rambler (Kev), The Gambler (Tyler), and The Back Biter (Will) go all in on the Christmas weekend slate of games. Cam and TC3 are on PTO, so the kids get to have some fun with the parents are away. The brain power of this combined group is so strong that it could likely power a single Christmas light for about 30 seconds, so you can imagine the analysis is supreme. It is never too early to discuss the draft, so we of course have to give our thoughts on what to do if you were the Bears. Tyler gives a great lesson on kickers to make sure we all recognize them as crucial members of the team (until they miss a FG). We introduce Will's new "Pirate Meter" for members of the Raiders (spoiler alert: AP is Blackbeard) Strap in, this is a wild one folks! As always share with your friends and family, and don't forget to subscribe! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast zipping through the tubes of the internet to combine in-depth analysis of both professional football and the freezer aisle at Trader Joe's. This week we're breaking down what happened in week 15 around the NFL, including some throwback jersey drama, some New Jersey drama, and some Italian drama. We also make our picks for next week and examine Cam's fascination with picking the Falcons. As always, follow us @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi to brush its teeth after every meal. This week we're breaking down last week's games (as per usual) and we spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the officiating in the Chiefs game and the fallout from it. Cam has some dark aura takes on the Chiefs (as per usual), and whether or not the game of football has been disgraced. We also discuss which coaches may be on the hot seat and make our picks for next week and generally go off the rails a few times along the way. As always, follow us on the X @better_onPaper --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to make it to 100 episodes without selling out to Spotify (#IndependentJournalism) This week we're celebrating a century of Better on Paper with more Better on Paper. Cam gets dark aura about the Chiefs (understandably so), we recap the rest of last week's games, make our picks for next week, and react live to the Monday night game. As always, follow us @better_onPaper if you so please --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message

Welcome back to the only podcast on this green earth that owns a star (we have a certificate to prove it). This week we're recapping Thanksgiving week (and day) football, good and bad. Cam thinks the Lions should be banned from playing on Thanksgiving and explains his hatred of tradition. We also discuss the Packers potential path to the playoffs, the future of Jack Del Rio (Raiders reunion??) and Ron Rivera, Travis Kelce's potential retirement, make our picks for next week, and rate the top O-lines in the NFL. Did I mention our special guest Marcelo? He's here for it all. As always, follow us like the plague @better_onPaper on the website --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/better-on-paper/message