Blimey Cow Fancast

LAWNG TAHM NOH SI. It's good to see all you beautiful faces again! Oh wait... this is a podcast. guess that's not how that works...

This episode is to serve as a reminder to us all to be ourselves, and don't care what others think. Be Weird. Be Yourself. #BeGoofy Leave a call-in! I'd love to get back to you and respond! You can also email me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com, I read every one y'all send ;)

MY FAVORITE EPISODE TO MAKE OF ALL TIME THIS WAS A FLOOPING BLAST. Messed with some anime type stuff to spice this episode up, lemme know your thoughts by leaving a call in, or by emailing me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com. EAT MOR CHIKIN! :)

THISSSSSS, one of my fave episodes to put together and be a part of, we answer call-ins, play two truths and a lie, and react to Blimey Cow! Stay tuned for bloopers! If you don't laugh at this one: 1.) Look in the mirror 2.) Question your existence 3.) Question Life 4.) Eat More Chick-Fil-A If you did laugh, please just skip right down to Step 4, good day ;D

On today's episode, I share about the first bet I've ever made, I know you'll enjoy this episode, one of the favorites I've ever done. Want to wish me luck? Send a call in or email me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com! Stay awesome peeps, and remember, eat more Chick-Fil-A, always. No matter what. ;P

On today's episode, it hurts Siri more than it hurts her friends as she has to sit them down and expose the truth! Also people get roasted, John Crist raps, and videos get reviewed. And yes, I call out Blimey Cow for their clickbait, tsk tsk, Joshy Pop Lemon Drop

In todays episode, I give my controversial side on Marvel and the MCU, and stand alongside Jordan and speak up for the sheltered ones! I take a lot of heat for this one... from my sisters! Please leave any feedback at: @blimeycowfancast@gmail.com Stay awesome guys, don't be messy, and leave good call ins!

I was on Blimey Cow, legit! How crazy is THAT? Also, me and Caleb spit out bars and made a summer rap about the new schedule!!! To watch the video on YT, and read along with the rap, here's the url: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL-jw8YbAbg

Today, I conclude my conversation with Jordan flooping Taylor, the man, the myth the legend. To read from the following description story from the beginning, go to episode 60, then 65, then 70, and so on: I walked with Michael (I found out this was the boy's name) and Nikayla, and as I did, they filled me in on the information I had been long seeking. "You're the last one," Michael explained, "You're one of us, now that we have you, we can finally win. Nikayla leaned on my shoulder and said "It's so good to have you here Drew, you're gonna love it!" I knew they weren't lying. There faces were too genuine, too real. "This is it," I thought, "I must be home." "Michael... you said win, what war are we fighting?" "Oh you can hardly call it a war!" he scoffed, "it's just the dawn of a new era. Our kind is superior and are now demanding to be treated as such. Some peasants revolt and whine but for the most part they know whats good for them" "Our kind... what do you mean by that?" "Oh Drew..." Nikayla sighed, "you really are something. We're the Elites! That's what we tell the commons to call us, anyways, I've always preferred the term Superiors, but alas, bygones. Point is, we have special powers no one else has! And we're each unique! I didn't discover my power until I was 15, and then Ishmael took me in and taught me how to master my skill." "I see..." I said, still confused, "and what is your skill? The fire thing you did back in the room?" "Boo that only scratches the surface of what I am capable of now." Nikayla's eyes close for a second, then open again, "There." Michael looked worried, "Nikki... what did you just do?" "Somewhere in Italy, a ball of fire just incinerated about 1,000 sq. ft. into dust, that's all." she smugly replied. Michael chuckled and muttered "Show-off" "Hey I heard that!" Nikayla gave him a playful shove. After what seemed like an eternity lost in my thought, and trekking by the dirt road, we came across a giant black castle. "Woah... what's this place?" I asked. "Why this is our destination." Michael said, "It's time you meet Ishmael, he's been waiting for you."

WE'VE DONE IT! 100 EPISODESSSS!!! I'd like to thank my family, my friends, my pet Roscoe the flying Unicorn, and his best friend Bob... Okay, all kidding aside, this is such an amazing feeling. This is beyond my wildest dreams and imaginations. And to top it all off today's episode is with Jordan Taylor, the man, the myth, the legend!!!! This is part one of a two part series, part two will be released in just a couple short days. Special thanks to patron Jenna Jenkins for helping out with the intro! And a special thanks to you, because without you, none of this would've ever happened. You rock. God made you special, and he loves you very much ;)

How did I meet a cow on the street? Well listen to the end where I explain it in the form of a brief freestyle... I also experimented a little with autotune. April 11th now marks the debut of Autotune Kai ;P

WASSUP LISTENERS! Today I freestyle a little, talk about the BCF's brand new sponsor, review Messy Mondays, and talk about America's favorite superhero, Jordan Taylor. Feel free to email me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Today Jenna and I discuss the crazy topics and also the "moo"re expected ones! I had a great time recording this episode with Jenna, and I think you'll enjoy listening! Special shoutout to Caleb, Ashlyn, and Christopher for sending in questions! I hope you enjoy this episode! Is Virginia a Northern or Southern state? Aprish or Apreesh? Let me know! blimeycowfancast@gmail.com I look forward to your answers and will respond ASAP! Have a happy messy week everyone!

On todays episode, I take over Malachi's show! It's not the BCF anymore, its the #AvaMunnFuncast baby! Yeet! Shoutout to Siri for being my accomplice in taking over the podcast! -Ava Munn

Today I have a blast with my lovely little sister. She's a cutie. Stay tuned for a lot of bloopers xD

On todays episode, I sit down and chat with Victory Ice, Abby Goulet, and other patrons! We play two truths and a lie, complement the Taylors, and much, much more!

John and Jerry throw me in the hot seat and demand a freestyle. I delivered as best as my white self could. Check out more episodes by visiting https://anchor.fm/blimeycowfancast

Malachi talks with one of the first Blimey Cow fans, Ike Woodard. Ike's been watching YouTube on and off since he was 6 years old. On todays episode, we announce the t-shirt contest winner, talk DC vs. Marvel, Narnia, and much more. This episode is a must listen! Watch Ike Woodard on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6e7kjvA0vemwYuHoV7R0eA

“I'm kidding!” She exclaimed, “Lighten up! If I killed you, trust me, everyone in this kitchen would have my head!” We continued to talk for the next few minutes as I observed her. She's a pleasant girl, about 18, with sparkling eyes and a dazzling smile. She was the definition of perfect. After a while Nikayla said, “This was all a series of tests” I was shocked. “Well how did I do?” I questioned. She replied, “You aced every one!” She paused. “Well, all but one. Still, a very impressive score considering you're only 20. You could be a valuable asset to this team!” The people in the room, mostly doctors, shook my hand. Each handshake seemed to beam with something you could tell they haven't felt in a while. As I walked out the kitchen with Nikayla I realized what it was they've found. Hope.

I hope you like creepy, Because this episode can get creepy. If you listen with headphones be prepared to scream. JK GUYS XD! I love this trailer that tells you EXACTLY how to join me on the Blimey Cow Fancast! I look forward to recording with you!

Today I sit down with another podcaster, Gabe Rodriguez! We're play 2 truths and a lie, discuss Blimey Cow, cars, and volleyball. I already know your going to enjoy every second of this episode, so enjoy! Also check out Gabe's own fantastic podcast! If you're into movies, I know you'll love it: https://thebargainbin.libsyn.com/ Leave a review on iTunes by Christmas Eve, and you'll receive an entry to win a free patron exclusive Blimey Cow t-shirt! Want more than just one entry? Check out episode 87 to learn how to get three more entries!

THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW, Ashlyn joins me on the BCF as we ask each other questions, answer them at lightning speed, do an improv skit, and play #Hashtag! Enjoy the show! Ashlyn's podcast - https://anchor.fm/blatherskite-podcast

Listen to today's episode to learn how you can win a Blimey Cow t-shirt shipped right to your house! You guys are so dedicated. You earned it!

On today's episode, Malachi goes through Blimey Cow from A through Z in a much anticipated episode!

My dreams and hallucination continued for a full week. I woke up to see the nurse (her name tag said Nikayla) every now and then. After the seven days, I get randomly pulled out of a dream where I was blowing up a hot air balloon. I see Nikayla, her black hair tied up in a ponytail, her hand over the lever near my bed. We're in the giant kitchen. “Why did you pull me out?” I asked. “Because,” she replied, “It's time.” “Time for what?” I ask as her hand grazes a new lever I never saw before. She replies matter of a factly, “Why Drew, it's time to kill you, of course.” Then she pulled the lever...

This may very well be the most important episode of your life.... Also, go halloween and voting and stuff.

I record with Jose, Olivia, Micah, Baby Sharks, and more!!!!

The title is no lie! I made a podcast with Josh and Kelly Taylor! Shoutout to Rebekah Martin, Mary Isabella, messy momma, Tyler Minix, Micah Barlow, and Josh, Kevin, and Kelly! Love y'all! My birthday was fantastic and you guys (and others too ;D) made me feel so loved. I worked really hard on this podcast over 2 days and I hope you enjoy it!

We in here. We out there. We everywhere. We lit. We Blimey Cow fans. Get used to it

I felt like I was swimming in a sea of absolute nothingness. When would this nightmare ever end? I couldn't even tell what was real anymore. Had the fight in the library been real? What about nurse? I tried to move, to hear, to see, to do ANYTHING! But there was nothing. Then, suddenly, I heard a voice. But this didn't sound like the voice of the old lady, it sounded more, well, REAL. "Drew, are you awake?" I tried to sit up to see the speaker, but it was useless. It took all of my willpower just to open my eyes slightly. The light of the room seemed to blind me at first, but I managed to squint enough to make out a silhouette of the woman in nurse's clothes I had seen earlier. She leaned forward and I could see her features now. This wasn't a woman. This was a girl. she couldn't have been any older than me. She looked me in the eyes, her face conveying her concern. "Drew," she whispered. "Don't be scared. We've been waiting for you for a long time. We need your help."

I explain Blimey Con, giving birth, and vaping to my little sister all on today's episode! Ava is 10 years old, and helped me review the latest Messy Monday's video. Stay tuned for Informal Fridays, where I discover that my friend living in Australia is actually a Pentecostal just like me!

It's 10:30 PM while I write this. I'm tired. Special thanks to Ashlyn for already writing the description to episode 80! If you would like to write a short story in the form of episodes 60, 65, 70, & 75, go for it! See ya Tuesday and hope you enjoy this episode!

THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW! Josh writes his favorite MM this year! Jordan builds a working hovercraft out of cardboard! And Celestria responds to my response to her. It's complicated...

THIS ONE IS FOR CELESTRIA. My props to Andy Mineo for the intro music. Hope you liked me bleeping out friendsh** XD To watch an awesome music video that made me laugh, go to YouTube and search "I ain't done - Andy Mineo" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jiPj7qjKkc PEACE FOR NOW HOME EEEEES!

Several doctors bustled about in my peripheral vison. I lay on a metal operating table, hooked up to a massive machine that sat right under the big screen. "WAIT WHAT!?" My heart starts thumping inside my chest. I turn my head and find at least 10,000 people. As I scanned the crowd I found men, women, children, some had rips in their clothing, all had the same look of pure fear on their faces. Not a smile to be found, just eyes staring at the screen, at me. "Wh- who are you?" I stutter, "And who am I?" An old lady walks up to me and says, "We are the last of the human race, and as for you," She chuckles slightly, "Drew, you're our only hope." She pulls a lever on the machine and walks back to the others. I scream, "SEE YA ON THE FLIPSIDE GRANDMA!" and fall into my thirsty earth. Laughing gas is funny, don't you think?

Josh calls into the show! Also, John/Jerry/Siri/Batman/Elmo/Obama are ALL in this episode. AND The best Jordan's messyges EVER came out this week, and we learn how to flirt with an introvert. Don't be messy, and leave good messyges.

Celestria, Christopher 164, Hope in Your Story, Ashlyn, and more! You've called and I've made it public! Stay tuned to the end to hear an up and coming comedian, Jerry!!!!!!!!!!

I DID IT! Today's episode is all about how I became a part of the latest Messy Mondays on Blimey Cow. Hope you enjoy! Feel free to leave a call-in and I'll air you on Informal Friday's. PEEAAAAAACE!

On today's episode, I review a couple vids and become Donald Trump/Barack Obama. No Informal Friday this week. Instead, I'm releasing Smooth Fred's rap to YouTube.

I woke up, got out of my bed, and killed a box of Lucky Charms. "Thanks Mom!" I exclaim with enthusiasm at no one in particular. I suddenly have an aching desire to play some basketball. I walk outside the house and into the Golden State Warrior's 30,000 seat stadium. After 4.318 seconds a basketball appears into my hand, "Well it's about time". I chuck the ball at a perfect 61.5 degree angle towards the hoop. "Wait a minute," I think, "This isn't me. This isn't me at all." I never did see whether I made that shot...

Wassup Guys! It's true, Blimey Cow is hiding content from you. It was a blast to be a part of this secret video made for Josh and I hope everyone involved loved it as much as I did. Special thanks to KB for the intro music. PEAAAAAACE!

WHATTUP ME SAUCE SQUAD! Hope you enjoy the episode. I be releasing once a week now. Unless it's national Lighting Safety Awareness Week. Which is next week, look it up. We out.

In today's episode, Smooth Fred is in a local trampoline park with his grandson and a reporter (named Sarah) The reporter asks Smooth Fred how he's so cool and relevant and BOY does he respond. I wrote the rap in under 10 minutes... because the rap i spent 3 hours on didn't work out. But hey, you guys wanted the content and your boy delivered the content. This rap was by request of Ashlyn. See? Winning contests can be fun.

Wednesday is the new Tuesday. I'm lying ;D

When I awoke I found myself tied up in a dark room. At least, it looked dark to me (was this blindfold necessary?). I listened to the noisy clatter of pots being clashed around. "A kitchen," I thought to myself, "I'm in a kitchen." I could hear the sound of dozens of men, women too, whispering seriously to each other. The sounds grew closer until they were right in front of me. They ripped off my blindfold and I saw a beautiful woman in nurses' apparel. "Drink this," she whispered softly but urgently, handing me a flask. I couldn't refuse. I drank with the eyes of everyone glued on me as I drifted slowly away to unconsciousness. Not again...

In todays episode, I review Josh's political views, Jordan's advice to an exposed naughty teenager, and the health of Jordan and Sara's marriage after one year. Josh also called me out on his Twitter (albeit indirectly). OnFridaymydescriptionstoryfromafewepisodesagocontinues...

In today's Informal Friday, I get retro by recording the entire podcast on my iPod, answering your calls! I had a conversation with a filthy rich real estate agent, and my sister shares how terrible her life is. Indeed, the craziest episode ever! Special thanks to Gabe Miller for allowing me to use his wonderful instrumentals in previous episodes and the episodes to come. Check Gabe Miller and the Blimey Cow Fancast channels out on YouTube! And most importantly, special thanks to Jose Santiago for modeling as a mexican rapper for the logo. Adios!

THE EPISODE IS FINALLY HERE! In this episode I share all the inside info on patreon and what rewards I'm receiving. I also review two of the best videos in the world! I love America, but on the 4th of July you'll be lucky if I even wear white shoelaces. Traditions, pschhhhh.

Hope you enjoy Tuesday's episode! Did you like the trailer? Let me know by leaving a call-in! This was a little late in getting out but hey, ball is life.

If you have trouble sleeping at night apparently warm milk is supposed to help. Honestly I've never heard of anyone that drinks warm milk before bed and I've never done it so it could be a lie. Maybe just stick to Nyquil. I dunno. Feel free to leave a call-in!

It was still early in the night so I figured I'd get some work done. I was, of course at my usual, spot at the corner table. When I walked in the library was empty, or so I thought. I had been at my studies for almost two hours when I got that feeling again. I wasn't alone. My first hint was from soft footsteps near the fireplace. They were immediately followed by the sound of shuffling near the right. I slowly closed my book but didn't turn around. 3, 4, 5 seconds went by. Then BAM. The first punch was thrown. It landed on my shoulder because I managed to move my head out of the way just in time. Then the second attacker was revealed in the form of a powerful knee to my stomach. This wasn't looking good for me...