Dashing Digressions

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Just another notice. Don't get worked up.

Bells rule everything around me. Dane's ready to leave the US for financial reasons, totally nothing relating to cultural heritage. The big story this week though is Pete's new record for week completion. Look forward to his upcoming regular life streams! Elsewhere, musical cringe moments are analyzed, and things get tier-y. Finally, Dane wants to start some drama, but Pete's not having it.

Flashy and forgotten movies starring mega-celebrity Tom Cruise. We're not scared. Vanilla Sky (2001) Minority Report (2002)

No more assault by ghosts, the terror has gone on too long! This week the guys get classy and discuss proper tea preparation. Dane's finally gone out in public and is dismayed by the mask situation, while Pete's just laughing at misused phrases. Elsewhere, Pete's got some thoughts about how people see Texas, and Dane's getting tired of Netflix's second season slumps. Finally, Pete has a plan for Todd Howard and the guys get literary with this week's Music's Burning Question.

In this time of turmoil and changed, two heroes must emerge to rescue the masses from the harsh strike of boredom. But sometimes, prior engagements and work schedules preclude this from happening. Bummer. So one of those two heroes must make a standalone product to fill time before the next installment. This is that. Yeah.

Pete's got that stimulus and he's going big. This week we consider the possibility of President Trump making a beautiful pants mistake. Dane's got some problems with simps, and Pete's getting ready to stock his doomsday shelter. Elsewhere, Dane is easily convinced and has some new movies to recommend. Finally, Music's Burning Questions has Pete poised to drop a bomb or two.

This episodes has the guys exploring the depths of the Disney budget and unearthing some Nicolas Cage treasure, as they cover the National Treasure franchise. National Treasure (2004) National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)

Bunny Day has finally passed, thank the Nook. Pete's adjusting to a new schedule and Dane has lost any sense of order in his life. News of the possible pardon of The Tiger King has arisen, and that's got the guys down on everything... for a while. Elsewhere, Dane's whole perspective of media has shifted following the introduction of a very pouty burly boi, while Pete wonders why he never learns about all the big drug scandals. Finally, the guys analyze the anatomy of whales and apply it to Pokemon.

In this, the triumphant return section of our saga, it's acceptable, and expected even, to offer your praise and adulation in gratitude. Or you can just keep chilling at home and practice proper social distancing while you search for more media to fill the hours. We offer some insight on what we've been watching to do just that, especially Tiger King. Yeah, lots of that.

Announcement Time.

So due to unforeseen scheduling conflicts, this week's episode is a solo affair. Dane tries his best to figure out what's engaging and decides to whine about depression and bloviate about politics. Also the Final Fantasy VII Remake demo came out so, like a good nerd, he talks about that.

It's time for the toad vibe check. This week the guys lay down some ground rules for karaoke, and practice doing ad rolls. Dane's been putting together a crew for a special job, and Pete gets reacquainted with an old familiar character. Elsewhere, the guys get iffy about TikTok, and Dane manages to let Pete down in a major way. Finally, spooky internet stories and ARGs lead into Music's Burning Question about a certain pop-rock diva.

This week we cover movies about gambling! So roll the dice and check out: Rounders (1998) Two for the Money (2002) 21 (2008)

Merchandising! The guys have the perfect idea of what will kick off their personal clothing line. Pete continue to be stuck on Papa John, and Dane's hiding his identity as the last employee of a certain company. Elsewhere, mascots, juggalos, and cults all merit some coverage, until Dane finally finds a way to enjoy football. Pete's getting some ideas prepped for his inevitable debut on YouTube, but Dane's more preoccupied with the channel name. Finally, Pete severely underestimates Demi Lovato on this week's edition of Music's Burning Questions.

High controversy, we got it fast and regular on this episode. Dane's practicing for his role as an anime protagonist, and Pete's comparing Eminem to Bowie. The guys criticize DBZ for a while, but give Krillin the respect he deserves. Elsewhere, the guys deal with the wrong assumptions people make about them, and then swoon over Bong Joon-Ho for a while. Finally, the guys plan their perfect Vampire Weekend while answering Music's Burning Question.

The metaphysical properties of Mr. Peanut are a mystery, but we're brave enough to examine them. This week, Dane surprises no one with an embarrassing sexual awakening, while Pete says no to Judge Judy. The guys consider the meaning of "sexy teeth," before Pete reveals his new role as daddy dom. Some trailers are quickly discussed and discarded when Pete decides to embrace religious phrasing. Finally, before addressing her Burning Question, the guys throw some shade on Jeff Bezos' photo op with Lizzo.

This week's episode has us parsing heavy themes, balls-out action, and Nazi laboratories. Sucker Punch (2011) Assassination Nation (2018) Overlord (2018)

Hide those elbows folks, there's a fiend that's got his sights on them. This week, Dane's got babies on the brain, and Pete gets ready for his own new path in life. Elsewhere, the guys spend a good long while with Kobe, and his detractors before moving on to the political corner. Finally, they ponder the inevitability of corporate grass with this week's Burning Question.

The new structured format of the show starts here, while we take a look at movies based around trains! 3:10 to Yuma(2007) Snowpiercer(2013) Train to Busan(2016)

Frank Miller is a joke, and he was lucky to have Zack Snyder. Anyway! Another week with the guys trashing popular junk but Dane'll escape on his banana board. Pete likens himself to Alex Jones while Dane wishes Infinite Undiscovery would have remained undiscovered. Elsewhere, the guys compare YouTube notes and commiserate with comedians boxed into their own routines. Finally, Dane recounts an incident involving an orange and the guys tell the Backstreet Boys to treat their therapists better.

The guys are looking back again, not to the last decade, but further. Pete wants to play old games, but Dane gets hung up on stupid titles. An obscure 2008 JRPG has the guys guessing at plot lines, Dane says pirates, Pete says knights. N64 classics and not-so-classics come up as Dane recounts properties of the parallel universes of Mario 64. Finally, Pete's cooking metaphors dive into identity construction.

First episode of 2020, and we know how to start it off right. Pete's got a new plural for listeners of the show, and Dane's wondering if they even know who the Jetsons are. Pete wonders why sharks stand out so much in cartoons, but Dane's got an even more odd 90's pull than Street Sharks. Elsewhere, in celebration of a new decade, the guys crack a bottle of Coppola's wine on air and discuss their plans for their lives and the show. Finally, Neil deGrasse Tyson needs to shut up and our bois have text anxiety.

On this final edition of Frivolous Films of the 2010's we ask the really tough question: Seriously, That's Christmas? Brazil (1985) Eastern Promises (2007) Tangerine (2015)

Kevin Spacey is back again and we're scared. On this final episode of the 2010's, Pete's ready to unleash the ultimate Fake Name, and Dane's got the ultimate epitaph. Pete realizes that he's got a tendency to attract weirdos, and the guys discuss their Christmases. Elsewhere, Dane has an end of the year breakdown, but recovers with Netflix's The Witcher. Finally, after questioning the mental faculties of Marty Robbins, the guys tell the story they've been holding on to since Day 1.

Don't ask Pete what he's been up to lately, just listen to Dane talk about how admired he is. This week's episode is sure to be scrutinized by future archaeologists for some tiny amount of understanding of the normal habits of grocery store shoppers and the hijinks therein. Dane's second hand meme procedure gets aired, and the guys ponder the deeper meaning of the vibe check. Elsewhere, a lot of YouTube creator garbage is picked through and the death of the album is lamented. Finally, they guys find some hills to die on regarding music choices.

We may have just left you with banana bread remnants last week, but we’re back at it! These two busy bois apologize for leaving you all hanging, and the busy schedule prevented Dane from checking out the hottest new club on the scene. Pete has some truly sage wisdom to share with you all in preparation for the new decade. There’s a lot of talk of butt licking, in both a positive and negative light. Dane engages in some youtube drama and protest, and the guys close it out with the self-actualizing story of a Dockers-clad hero.

Yes, we are, in fact, clowns here to amuse you, while we go over Mob Movies on this week's episode: The Untouchables(1987) Goodfellas(1990)

Someone at 40 pizzas in 30 days, and we're worried. In this week's highly classy episode, Pete's got some problems with mega rolls, but Dane's more concerned with scented rolls. The guys had a Friendsgiving with all their pals, and they plan for future awesome meals, even though Pete's wardrobe came into question. Dane swoons over the scent of a marshmallow, while Pete's enamored with the hot new Cybertruck. Finally, this week's Burning Question has us assessing the audio quality of our bathrooms.

There's something very special about the optimism of a teenage boy with a crush. So young, so hopeful, so dumb. This week, Dane questions Pete about his time hunting cougars, but Pete saw himself more as the prey. The tale of a woman with some very specific assets and the man that lost her forever is finally told. Elsewhere, the guys have some thoughts on Disney+, as well as some hot takes regarding Star Wars and Sonic the Hedgehog. Finally, the success of Crush 40 is considered alongside a man that maybe isn't crushing his 40's quite so well.

This edition of Frivolous films covers the infamous Ninja Trilogy by the Cannon Group. Enter the Ninja (1980) Revenge of the Ninja (1981) Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

It's time to exposed the truth about banana nut bread. This week the guys reflect on the the types of monsters they've become, bad jokes and alcohol are vices. We see the return of Food Critic Pete, and Dane justifies his position as a movie reviewer. Elsewhere, the dreaded ranch water returns as the reality of what it is disappoints, before Pete unveils his newest segment to confuse Dane. Finally, the albums of the decade are in contention and we uncover the only possible identity of the man who wants to frame God in Music's Burning Questions.

When was the last time you unleashed your inner waterslut? Pete's ready for his modelling career but Dane's not convinced a plain white cap is really the right style. The guys tackle one of the most frightening concepts they've ever encountered on the show, if it gains traction the human race may never recover. Elsewhere, Dane finally realized why we skip Thanksgiving, but Pete just wants to see some blood. Finally, the guys judge some fecal fiends before Music's Burning Question leads us to Pete's plan for his perfect life.

The last of the spooky episodes. These are the big movies that scared Dane as a kid, The Fly (1986) Meet the Applegates (1990) Signs (2002)

This week we aim to get our motivational message out there. Pete's needs a little prompting to finally get his Soundcloud Rapping career of the ground, but Dane's worried the message might be too violent. Halloween means skeletons, and we have some serious fun with that. We laugh at Trump's bubble getting burst, and cry at the inevitable outcome. Elsewhere, the guys quickly go over the missing episodes and the offending #buttstuff. Finally, the guys have some Banana facts.

Sweets to the sweet, this week we take on the another haunting figure from Dane's childhood. The Candyman. Candyman (1992) Candyman Farewell to the Flesh (1995) Candyman Day of the Dead (1999)

No more boxes, but we'll thank you to buy some boxers. This week, Pete's been relaxing with some nonviolent farming games, but still finds the ire to complain about the mistreatment of Flygon. Dane has his principles regarding names and cereals and he won't engage with the offenders. Elsewhere, bad music videos really stir the guys up before Pete explains that people seeking his advice really need help. Finally, Rush is not great and Keytars are dumb. Change our minds.

We're kicking off the month of Dane's Fears for Frivolous Films with one of his biggest and realest. So shiver and laugh along with the guys as they cover Spider Movies: Arachnophobia (1990) Spiders (2000) Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Pete's been getting suggested wrestling promos lately, and for some reason he says it like a bad thing. This week, the guys bond over their anxieties regarding juggalos, and discuss the lack of merit to be found in the Birds of Prey trailer. Elsewhere, Pete's being watched a work, and Dane took a tumble. For Hottie Face Off, Dane may have unearthing something buried within himself, and the guys close it out with some appreciation for a pair of awesome rappers.

This week we step outside our comfort zone and into the end zone with these Football Comedies: Necessary Roughness(1990) The Replacements(2000) The Longest Yard(2005)

From Zardoz to Xanadu, the guys are willing to watch practically anything. This week, Saliva Guy comes up again as Dane prepares to complete his thesis on that seminal work, and Pete's trying to introduce his girlfriend to the wild side of film. Dane gets really upset over something trivial, but Pete tries to calm him with some awesome album openers. Elsewhere, the hook of The Mask Singer eludes Dane but Pete's got his back. Finally, Pete gets HIGHLY controversial during this week's #HottieFaceOff, and they close it out by looking at the end.

Reaching out to others that need assistance is an important, so with that in mind: Zendaya, please. This week the guys are ready to explore the power of a restricted format, and reframe their concept of their preferred social media platform. Dane's planning for karaoke, so Pete has to grill him on his choices. Elsewhere, Imelda hits the scene and Pete may get famous because of it, also the guys attended a wedding and witness some real funk. Finally, the Hottie Face-Off gets rich with the Billionaire Battle, and the guys end it with highly different opinions on parents.

This week the guys tackle Fake High School Romance Movies: Can't Buy Me Love (1987) Drive Me Crazy (1999) Easy A (2010) Join us on discord! Bit.ly/DashingDiscord

Pete's mind is apparently deteriorating as he fears the loss of his memory... card. Dane's so bored he's ready to accept the blame for pretty much anything but Pete's just after that sweet cheese haul. Elsewhere, the guys give Karen a piece of their minds before planning their future careers as YouTube Ghost Hunters. Finally, a couple of incredible hotties really mess up the rhythm of the show before the guys close it out with silly voices and bad jokes. Classic.

You may not think it, but teenagers are actually pretty easy to impress, at least for Uncle Pete. This week, Pete continues to prove his consummate maturity, and Dane's got some trouble with cancel culture. The guys have trouble with the current crop of newly famous internet celebs before complaining about social media like the old guys they are. Elsewhere, boomers are such an easy target for ridicule they barely need prompting to get stupid, Finally, the highest fashion of the denim on denim look is explored before the guys talk about getting weird.

There's a creepy new show in the works, and Pete's all over it. The guys realize that Adult Swim is actually killing it, and consider the fractal possibilities of Junji Ito's "Tomie." Pete says he's feeling old, and Dane knows he's just fat, Elsewhere, Pete's scratch-off streak gets broken, and Dane reveals some of his secret shame. Finally, the guys compare handshaking strategies before getting grossed out about this week's Hottie Face Off.

Tired of waiting in the drive-thru? Us too, so here's a little something to help pass the time. Pete's just as eager as anyone else to get his hands on that new Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. The guys reveal the new and improved Dashing Digressions tagline. Pete has some new recipe's that have him horny for cuisine, but it just reminds Dane of his younger days. Elsewhere, middle school embarrassments are universal, but one of our bois has the solution. Finally,lacking a Hottie Face-Off, Dane brings back the ever popular Banana Facts segment before Pete offers up some routes of getting your change on.

The return of the movie podcast from Dashing Digressions! How does Frivolous Film sound? Pretty good we hope. Better than the in episode alternative for certain. This week we cover John Carpenter's Action Films joined again by our good friend Chris, AKA Whstler on Twitch. Assault on Precinct 13(1976) Escape from New York (1981) Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Get your day started right with this week's episode of Dashing Digressions, featuring our guest, Twitch streamer, Whstler! With our good buddy Chris in tow, we ruin porn for our friends and pioneer the hottest new shuffle feature on the adult sites. Chris offers up some insight into the realm of Twitch and his moral compunctions with its terms of service before Dane gets really distracted with cartoon bears. Elsewhere, Pete's recent visit to a local sex shop offers up the most perfect marketing line in recent memory, and the Baldwin Battle Royale is quickly put to rest. Finally, the guys seek out some context from The Clash before Pete finds a way to break the whole show.

Oof, some rough stuff going on here. Pete's shirt apparently got stolen and Dane's girlfriend won't tolerate his a capella, The guys contemplate being on the same side as the Swifties and whether it's worth it to hate on Kid Rock before talking about the theater experience. Elsewhere, Dane launches into a screed about the state of the American workplace and its culture of misery, fun stuff. Finally, Gamestop sucks and the events of Hottie Face Off and Music's Burning Questions are quickly recounted.

It's been a while, but we managed to coax another person to join us for an episode! Taylor Ruckle of The All Scene Eye and the currently highly underground podcast Build-A-Band, popped in to discuss the results of a copyright lawsuit. Oh yeah, it's just that interesting. After that, Taylor poses the trolley problem and the guys solve it, Highlander style. Elsewhere, we finally broach the Gamer Girl Bathwater controversy, and discover the true meaning of Black Mirror. Finally, pulling Taylor along all the way, we settle the Ugly Heat Hottie Face Off. Post Outro Song "Frog Fight in A Melodic Minor" provided by Taylor Ruckle of https://theallsceneeye.com/