Golan-Globus Theater

I wanna kiss you, hold you, never scold, you just love you Suck on you neck, caress you and rub you Grind, moan and never be alone If you're not standing next to me you're on the phone Can't you hear it in my voice? I need love bad I've got money, but love's something I've never had I need your ruby red lips sweet face and all I love you more than a man who's 10 feet tall I'd watch the sunrise in your eyes We're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal You're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel It's like a dream land, I can't lie, I never been there Maybe this is an experience that me and you can share Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet I swear to you this is something I'll never forget

Kicking things off with Detroit's own Robocop. It fails at every level to compare but without the title this could be a perfectly meh movie.

Two good movies in a row?! Sure, this is far from perfect and Carpenter admits it himself, but that title track is possibly his finest! And if you are here for hate, that returns next week...

The boys figure out that The Hunted is in the Friday the 13th universe.

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They continue to miss the point of the original film with this wannabe Bond full of Breenscreen.

That's right, a terminator but the gender has been swapped and removed of robots.

Wrapping things up with a huge franchise that is still somehow churning out movies.

Well, at least Travolta was trying to act like his son who was on the autism spectrum

The sensei returns with his last decent movie surrounded by a lot of interesting villains.

Did we get another Griffmas miracle featuring Henry Silva?!

Why are 90's action movies so BORING?!

One of Griff's personal favorites and a hell of a prediction for the world we live in made back in 1983.

The mastermind behind hits like 1990's Cap America and Cyborg (JCVD) brings us another gem in the Cyborgaverse?

Manquila cock rise

Here's the episode: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1298365/?ref_=ttep_ep_6 Pee-wee is a lot of things and a good time is one of them

So close to being Cannon but our terrorists actually have a beef with America?!

Richard Pryor as a computer programming villain? Superman's a dick?

Spiderman defeated by a song?!

How did they manage to fuck up a simple western? How does Jeb know the logic of Hex's fabricated powers??? WHY?!

Spiderman meets Most Dangerous Game? This has the makings for an incredible episode!

We brought in our very own super hero to investigate this not so super hero, Toxic Avenger.

Will Spider-Man adopt an orphan?!

This movie could have been better if they made it gayer

Professor Monster works to create a program that can kill Spiderman, and the two men meet face to face for the first time.

You may not have watched it, but damn is this a fine ass Friedkin movie

This movie knows what it is. Better than Snakes on a Plane, Halloween: Resurrection and Starship Troopers

Why does Arnold get top billing?

Can Ironside carry this movie?

Not the best Wings, but he always steals the scene

Back when conservatives would make any excuse to fight some Russians.

More Wings to come as we mourn the passing of a legend.

Phil joins us for his favorite JCVD film. Find our wonderful guest Phil @flixology101 and his site: flixology101.com

Griff's ISP didn't want this birthday episode to be released

Enjoy your bland white meat

Not quite a blaxploitation movie but Calvin Lockhart is great in this.

Joe returns to talk about the grandaddy of the Marvel universe

Blacula is backula in a snoozy film that feels pretty uninspired, that said, Pam is great.

James Brown stars in a VERY Lynchian episode of Miami Vice... But does it work? Find everything Stuart at frompage2screen.com

Another great little blaxploitation movie, some needless kills but overall good time.

When are we going to tariff the prisons?

Finally getting into a Cynthia lead movie

Checking in on swamp folk with our friend Cerise

We don't just get one lethal lady in this feature, but three!

It has some HARSH scenes, but this movie is pretty legit.

You can't keep Ilsa down (unless you have a potent smog).

A perfectly acceptable teen movie about being thrown into outer space wars.

It's happening, the highly suggested Krull is getting it's time in the reptilian sun!

Mad Max meets Star Wars? This has to be at least decent, right?

Even in the 25th century, the kids just want to bop

MurMattingly bot was a mistake, thankfully we have a Joe Coleman to help out.