Have Kids, They Said…

Nicole rolls in rocking the gun show (thank you, no shirt sleeves), and things spiral hilariously from there. The duo tackles tattoos, parent exhaustion, and Nicole's schedule that would break mere mortals. A wild convo about jersey numbers leads to a very awkward rabbit hole.

On this episode, Rich and Nicole have had it—why do kids treat parents like background noise? Rich shares a classic moment of Ben-level sass, while Nicole shows that baby her might've been a Prince lookalike. It only gets weirder when Rich admits he had a dream he was dating someone very unexpected… and then Matt randomly shows up, asking the exact same questions Nicole did about the new pope. They also unpack the chaos of weekends that are anything but “chill,” swap stories on how to handle backtalk without losing it, and dig into whether it's wrong to skip your kid's award ceremony when your household is one meltdown away from disaster. It's fast, funny, and full of the kind of unfiltered parenting truths we all need...just make sure your kids aren't listening! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle the big question: what do moms really want for Mother's Day (and what's just painfully cheesy)? Rich spirals about keeping the podcast fun, while Nicole vents about Matt the Grouch and their marital communication breakdown. They react to a wild survey on why first dates flop—cue Rich's rage over men's hygiene habits. There's talk of Rich's snack regrets, gym struggles, and the absurd expectations placed on 8-year-old athletes. Nicole plays detective involving a Snapchat post and Parker, while they both talk about who you would NOT take parenting advice from. Plus, Emmy and Benny hilariously complete old-school parenting phrases, and Matt's cab ride ends with him being plain awkward. 

On this week's episode of Have Kids They Said, your favorite hosts Rich and Nicole are serving up laughs, chaos, and a little bit of wisdom—parenting-style. Rich kicks things off with a dilemma: should Matt splurge on Knicks tickets or keep it responsible? Nicole has thoughts. Meanwhile, Rich and Benny are living their best bro life—baseball and Pokémon forever! But not everything is sunshine and slice—cue the pizza debacle. Rich tells a pizza delivery fail on fight night. Rich recounts the saga of his lost—and miraculously recovered—wedding rings over the years. Yes, rings, plural. The season's over for Rich's girls' softball team, so the crew dives into the ongoing debate: organized sports vs. neighborhood pick-up games—which builds better skills (and better stories)? Also on deck: puberty class panic (Matt is NOT read), a mom influencer shamed for taking a minute for herself (cue Nicole's righteous fury), and Rich's latest viral video find, starts with a little...tap, tap. Don't miss this week's TFIWK segment where Rich and Nicole answer your real-life parenting questions—well, they do their best. 

On this week's episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich unveils yet another new diet plan and somehow takes credit for Nicole and Matt's entire marriage (yes, seriously). Nicole brings her daughter Parker on the mic to get to the bottom of whether she actually flipped her mom the bird—things get...complicated.Rich goes full nerd over his favorite History Channel show, while Nicole stumbles headfirst into the birds and the bees talk—and regrets every second. Meanwhile, Matt proves he might just be the worst at that convo. Rich gets nostalgic (and a little horrified) about watching his kids relive the awkward moments of growing up, from school forms to social minefields.Plus, there's a cringey wrong-text moment that you do not want to miss.

In this episode, Nicole is not okay with Keegan's fresh haircut, and she's letting it be known. Meanwhile, Rich is still salty about saving a kid from a poop disaster and getting zero thanks. Rude! The two debate the ultimate superhero and which ice cream is the best for a fun family treat. Nicole dives into the interview drama of Bill Belichick's new girlfriend, and somehow… we end up talking about tan lines becoming their own category (yep, that kind). From awkward urologist visits to a new game of "Would You Rather," with a classic Rich example. We debate how 100 guys would stack up against a gorilla. Plus, listeners share their parenting chaos and ask for advice—because we're all just trying to survive one meltdown at a time. 

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are riding solo without Jess (come back, we miss you!) and diving headfirst into the chaos of parenting, relationships, and random life gripes. They cover everything from therapy feeling like a brain massage, to loving people who are both great and kind of the worst, plus Rich questioning Sara's parking skills. Nicole's “hate list” is growing—couple's counseling, surprise warts, Parker growing up, and an awkward cheers moment all make the cut. Things take a serious turn with a tricky situation at Keegan's school, Rich panics about giving Emmy a core memory, and Nicole saves Matt from a Crocs crisis. Add in OnlyFans stats, a sweet sportsmanship moment, and a “Top That” involving bushes, and you've got one wild episode. Subscribe, rate, and share with your favorite parent-friend! And hey—what's on your hate list this week? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In this laugh-packed episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are serving up real talk, relatable parenting rants, and a surprise Mets/Soto play-by-play courtesy of Keegan. They chat about good intentions gone hilariously wrong, Easter baskets turning into Christmas morning, and Rich's new Easter Eve fast food tradition. Nicole shares the chaos of juggling Passover with sports, and the two dive into the struggle of keeping things “equal” between kids. There's also some Love on the Spectrum feels, a baseball card nostalgia trip, and a long-overdue realization about those infamous boots with the fur. In this week's “TFIWK,” an anonymous listener vents about ungrateful kids, another confesses to dentist bribery, and someone's on the fence about giving in to the puppy pleas. Rich and Nicole weigh in with their own stories, laughs, and survival tips. 

On today's episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive headfirst into the chaos once again—starting with Jack Black telling kids to chill with the popcorn and Chicken Jockey (yes, that's a thing), and Nicole's very specific (and passionate) gripe with a certain type of sports mom. Rich hits his breaking point trying to complete a collector's set for his kids, and the duo tackles the fine line between arrogance and confidence, which can give Nicole major secondhand awkwardness. They crack the parenting code on bribery vs. incentive (at least we hope), lay down a new house rule that punishment will never affect family time, and try to figure out if teacher shopping during open house is the new norm. Plus, Nicole's dreams are absolutely unhinged, and Rich finds himself in a full-on Larry David moment with no idea what to do. It's messy, relatable, and hilariously real. Don't forget to follow, rate, and review! Because if you're gonna parent through the chaos, you might as well laugh through it too. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole blast off with a chat about Blue Origin's all-women flight—which, of course, leads to the age-old question: do boobs float in space? Rich takes a deep dive into the world of Alex Earle (for science), sparking a scandalous convo about genetics and pop culture chaos. Matt swings by to answer one of Rich's classic hypotheticals, and the crew gets real about what to do when your kid starts showing some red-flag behavior—spoiler: calling in the pros is totally okay.Meanwhile, Rich is spiraling over Emmy's first big event without him or Sara, struggles to not be a cringe dad at dance class, and ponders the fine art of making mom friends. Plus: the great divorce debate—mediator or lawyer?It's honest, hilarious, a little chaotic, and everything in between. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe—because parenting may not come with a manual, but at least you've got us. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich is spiraling over the never-ending madness of summer camp sign-ups (seriously, why is it harder than college apps?), while Nicole discovers Parker has zero ability to keep a secret, which made for an awkward interaction for Nicole. Keegan's habit involving his pants (yep, that one) makes a return during test prep, the crew talks about the highs and lows of having an only child, Sara's trying to be the “funny mom” (the kid jury's still out), and Matt's on a mission to make chore time feel like a military operation. It's parenting in all its chaotic, hilarious glory. Don't forget to follow, rate, and subscribe for more weekly laughs and real-talk moments from the trenches of parenthood! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole share some hilarious stories about those cringe-worthy moments when our parents embarrassed us—and let's be real, when we've embarrassed our own kids! Rich spills the details on a very memorable story involving his dad's underwear (you don't want to miss this one!). Rich's daughter, Emmy, gets a special message from softball legend Jennie Finch—talk about a moment to remember! The Minecraft movie is a big hit, and the duo chats about why it's taking over the box office. They also discuss Chappell Roan's bold opinion that motherhood is “miserable” and share their thoughts on the ups and downs of parenting. Tune in to the laughs and parenting chaos! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are back with a fun mix of parenting highs and lows. They discuss how to encourage kids in sports without turning them into mini-professionals and whether cursing in front of your kids should be encouraged. Plus, the two wonder who is cleaning their doors at home, with Matt chiming in. And, of course, Rich shares the chaos of his family day at Disneyland. Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and some chill parenting talk! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS game: Parenting Roulette, where they want you to chime in with some entries. Rich takes a unique approach to describing the Yankees' new torpedo bats—spoiler: it's peak Rich. The hosts also put their spin on The Match Game. What is Jessica Simpson drinking?! Rich and Nicole discuss in disbelief. And, of course, they wrap up with a love letter to everyone's favorite comfort food—tater tots.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss the wild world of intense travel sports for kids, sharing their thoughts on how overwhelming the schedules and expectations can be. They dive into Rich's son's growing obsession with Pokémon and how it makes Rich feel inadequate. While Nicole's kids are calling out her 'mom-behavior'. The duo also tackles the tricky situation when your kids struggle with their friendships, and they reveal surprising songs that you definitely can't have your kids sing in public. Finally, Rich and Nicole talk about the sky-high costs of kid sports photos and whether it's all really worth it. Tune in for a laugh, some relatable moments, and plenty of parenting real talk! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Rich and Nicole are by themselves! They discuss the fine line between honesty and oversharing with your spouse and kids – when is it okay to tell the truth, and when should you keep things to yourself? Meanwhile, Rich can't help but notice that mooning seems to be making a comeback, and Matt chimes in to share his thoughts on this rebellious trend. The conversation then shifts to the legacy of George Foreman and his iconic grill. Rich and Nicole also explore the decision of pulling kids out of school for a Disney day and how that aligns with different parenting styles. Finally, they wrap things up with the $20 strawberry – is it worth it, or are we all just falling victim to an overpriced trend? Tune in for laughs, a few parenting revelations, and plenty of playful banter! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Rich and Nicole have a sad announcement to make. But fear not, for there are many funny and lighthearted updates to share in the aftermath: As Rich enters his juice cleanse era, he is asking that the Village Bitches please refrain from [playfully] fat-shaming him any longer. Meanwhile, Nicole is displeased with both of her kids: her daughter Parker uttered the words “nipple piercings” out loud on the train, while her son Keegan decided to pee in a bucket during a visit with a friend. In other related news, Rich is navigating his children being picky eaters and has turned to Instagram for some hilariously unrealistic advice. Lastly, after binge-watching the latest of Netflix's trashy reality dating shows, Nicole and Rich wonder whether they could predict who their partners would cheat on them with. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down all the epic fails Rich witnessed while vacationing in Cabo during Spring Break. Plus, he returns home rocking some of the wildest headbands, shares his latest List of the Week, and kicks off his juicing journey.The duo also tackle a burning question following the astronauts' return—can you really have sex in outer space? They dive into the drama surrounding the Snow White Live feature, celebrate the anniversary of Final Destination, and answer your most pressing questions, like: Is it okay for your son to have a backup option while dating? What should you do when your son suddenly ditches the family's favorite team? And how do you talk to your child about their first period? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket, and scooter, Nicole is perplexed by the mysterious parent who shows up at their kids' bus stop dressed like a ninja. Later, they mull over the pros and cons of city life while contemplating a future move to the suburbs. In a relatable yet mortifying pivot, Matt and Nicole jokingly reflect on their teenage masturbation habits, particularly after an insightful look into their son Keegan's iPad search history. Who knew that the dirty Google searches of today's youth ranged from ‘barbecue sauce on titties' to ‘kissing on the lips'? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the birth of this podcast, their own battles with COVID, and the day Rich said goodbye to New York. The TV Dad Face-Off heats up as Bandit from Bluey goes head-to-head with Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.Plus, Nicole needs your advice—her daughter Parker is struggling with insomnia. They also tackle the ultimate Disneyland survival guide, a listener's bold plan to meet Rich in Mexico, and one mom's face-to-face showdown with her daughter's bully. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Rich and Nicole share the top 5 signs that nothing's going to be happening in the bedroom tonight, from Rich's wife Sarah wearing headache hats (if you don't know what those are, don't worry; Nicole doesn't either) to a simple but rare “No, not tonight,” from Nicole's husband, Matt. Later in the ‘What We Hate' segment, Rich is understandably sad about his dog getting older, which is why Nicole cheers him up by sharing more about her recent experience in Las Vegas, including a story involving — Rich's words — a “sloppy drunk lesbian from the bathroom.” Lastly, Nicole leaves us with the reminder to always make sure you're off speakerphone before talking about how horny you are, while Rich lets us in on his wife's recent illegal escapades. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich chat about Nicole's recent trip to Vegas with her other show, The Morning Mashup, her newfound love for Thunder Down Under, rugby players, and her disdain for tardy people. They also share the "List of the Week" and bring back the TV Dads Faceoff, this time pitting Archie Bunker from All in the Family against Red Forman from That '70s Show! Who gets your vote? Lastly, they tackle their own parenting questions bringing in Matt, Nicole's husband, and weigh in on another mom's discipline method for her messy AF kids! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Rich and Nicole clash over Nicole's strong reluctance to ever move to Los Angeles. She's feeling the strain of her kids' jam-packed sports schedules—especially now that her son Keegan has been invited to try out for AAU Basketball. Meanwhile, Rich shares a laugh-out-loud moment when he dressed up as an ice cube to coach Emmy's team, the Teal Ice Crushers, hilariously turning himself into a human piñata for the kids. He also raves about a heartwarming new show on Disney Plus called Win or Lose, perfect for helping kids navigate anxiety, competition, and all the highs and lows of growing up. Ending on a light note, Nicole tells a funny story about her daughter Parker hilariously mixing up AIDS and Alzheimer's while trying to explain how her grandpa passed away to her friend. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode Rich is stepping into his calling, coaching little league teams. while Nicole shares the warm fuzzies she gets from spreading a little kindness, thanks to Rich's sweet reminder that a simple compliment can work wonders. They dive into the Yankees finally loosening up with a new beard policy, give a shoutout to Ignacio Anaya for blessing the world with nachos, and stir up some fun with another round of TV Dad Face Off: Herman Munster (The Munsters) vs. Jack Pearson (This Is Us). To top it off, they answer listener questions about the oh-so-relatable parenting oops of forgetting your kids and the tricky territory of dealing with a sister who's drinking while expecting. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's special episode of Have Kids They Said…, the Ryan's are taking over! Nicole welcomes her husband, Matt Ryan to the pod and the two discuss Matt's mother's issue throwing out food, Matt crying after Dance Mom's, and they find themselves answering the age-old question, "do you have to brush your pubic hair?".  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's special episode of Have Kids, They Said…, The Davises are taking over! Rich and Sara get real about the struggles of being those parents—the ones with the crying or misbehaving kids at Little League games. Rich spices things up with a bold, slightly sexy business pitch inspired by Sara's newfound love of smoking meats. The two also dive into some hilarious "Would You Rather" questions. Finally, Rich can't help but wonder—will Nicole and Matt play along or turn it into one of their signature passionate fights on the next episode? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich dive into a big question—would you rather look younger but worse or older and better? Shoutout to @jesseblockton on TikTok for this hilarious gem!Rich realized that he and Sara are total suckers because their kids keep outsmarting them into staying up late, leaving them exhausted and cranky every morning. Meanwhile, Nicole's daughter Parker gives us the inside scoop on how her dad, Matt, wakes them up every day… and let's just say, it's absolute chaos!Also, Have Kids They Said is teaming up with MB STYLES for a special Valentine's Day Giveaway launching on February 14th! Don't miss out—check Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod for details.Nicole shares an update on Parker's ongoing school bully situation, while Rich fills us in on Sara's latest adventure—becoming a pit master and possibly giving birth to a new business idea!Plus, we have something extra special coming next week for all you Village Bitches in honor of Valentine's Day and Presidents' Day! Stay tuned! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, some flies are getting frisky at Rich's house—some might say they're fumbling toward ecstasy. Rich recaps his trip to New Orleans, covering all the action leading up to Super Bowl weekend. Nicole and Rich go head-to-head in another round of Battle of the TV Dads, featuring Carl Winslow (Family Matters) vs. Dan Conner (Roseanne.)They also tackle listener questions on handling concerns over sleepovers, calming kids without shaming them when they act out, and finding the right coaching tone for Little League.And finally—Village B*tches, let's give a big shoutout to Rich's son, Ben, for his 5th birthday! Flood the socials with love! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich welcome a very special guest—Nicole's husband, Matt—for a deep dive into the oh-so-serious topic of edging. Rich shares the moment he walked into the iconic Superdome in New Orleans, where the Super Bowl is just around the corner. But being away from home isn't all glitz and game-day excitement—he gets real about the guilt of FaceTiming his kids at all the wrong times. Meanwhile, Nicole opens up about her daughter's tough experience with schoolyard bullying and the life lessons she knows she'll one day have to pass down to her son, Keegan, before heading out to have fun. And we have to ask—when the world is ending, are you fighting tooth and nail to survive, or are you throwing in the towel like Nicole? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by Rich's wife, Sara, with everyone tuning in from three different time zones. Nicole shares a shocking story about the worst thing that could happen to someone—her Hell's Kitchen aesthetician was arrested for illegally injecting counterfeit Botox into unsuspecting victims. In a surprise segment, Rich's parents and Nicole's mom drop by to weigh in on whether they know who Kendrick Lamar is and if he's the right pick for this weekend's Super Bowl halftime show.Meanwhile, the latest round of Battle of the TV Dads sparks a heated debate as Homer Simpson goes head-to-head with Al Bundy from Married… with Children, leaving Nicole and Rich at odds. Sara makes a case for adding a smoker to the Davis household, with Nicole and Rich chiming in. And finally, Rich finds himself unexpectedly roped into coaching not just one, but both of Emmy and Ben's teams. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich are overjoyed knowing that a small segment about Keegan's Croc game saved Rich's daughter, Emmy, from a full-blown tantrum. With sports in full swing, they've both been caught up in the chaos. Now, they need your help—Rich got roped into running Emmy's softball team and needs a name for it! Plus, Nicole isn't thrilled and is feeling heated about the tension between Matt and Keegan at Keegan's basketball games. Listeners, would you come to Vegas for a live recording of HKTS? Let us know by email! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

On today's episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking, which left him crying in a corner. Meanwhile, Nicole enlisted her son Keegan to convince her husband Matt to schedule his own colonoscopy. Rich also revealed that even after 15 years together, he and his wife Sara still have a strict no-fart sharing policy. Nicole and Jess take the opportunity to remind Rich he's gross—just the motivation he needs for his epic workout glow-up in 2025. They wrap up with listener questions, including how to handle kids overhearing "adult time" and which weed drinks Rich enjoys. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are coming in hot roasting Nicole's husband Matt for not getting a timely colonoscopy, perhaps because Rich was hungry and irritable fasting for his colonoscopy this week. Nicole and Rich skim over politics and (cannot emphasize this enough) are NOT talking about politics. Nicole is exhausted from dealing with sick kids and navigating a breakup with her dentist's office, while Rich experienced the joys (and challenges) of single parenting recently. Plus, we get the scoop on the most epic kids' basketball game New York has ever seen—thanks to Keegan's incredible basketball skills! Here's to growing old together—that's meant as the highest compliment! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole is shaking things up again this Tuesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-hosting Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that is exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into their first episode of Satisfying for 2025, and Nicole is furious at Sam for exposing her medical business on air. Sam and Nicole get into their holidays and talk about the movies Wicked and Nosferatu. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich gush over vintage vacation destination outfits, the Madonna Inn, and Rich's strong dislike of horseback riding. Nicole opens up about a jaw-dropping observation her daughter made about her dad, Matt, that hit home for her. The duo also dives into their frustration with the lack of empathy they've seen toward celebrities impacted by the fires. Nicole shares the chaos of a lice outbreak at Parker's school, while Sarah and Rich recount their hilarious antics trolling a couple on a first date during their own date night.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich catch you up on what's been happening with Rich and producer Jess in Los Angeles following the fires. Adding humor to your day, they dive into what couples share (and what might be too much to share). Highlights include Rich's wife Sarah hilariously revealing she thinks she only has one stinky armpit, Jess recounting her first fire-surviving experience, and Nicole sharing a game-changing deodorant hack for women. Rich also reveals his “smooth balls” shaving recipe—hint: it involves hair conditioner. Meanwhile, Nicole's son Keegan has a funny moment when he thinks he's lost one of his "balls." Rich asks about the adorable quirks boomers have when messaging their family, and in the latest round of TV Dad Face-Off, Archie Bunker takes on Herman Munster. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich share their love for the movie Love Actually. Nicole hilariously reflects on the raunchy scenes she forgot about, which nearly traumatized her kids. Meanwhile, Rich opened up about his mother-in-law, fully embracing her "Karen" era.  Nicole and Matt tease their daughter about her trendy outfit, which hilariously resembles Rocky Balboa's baggy workout gear, and Rich goes on a spirited rant about today's youth fashion, urging kids to show a little pride in their style.  Adam Brody offers relationship wisdom, sparking a meaningful conversation on humility and commitment that feels straight out of a therapy session. Rich shares his daughter's unexpected disdain for whales and her plea to "protect the penguins," and Nicole recounts an incredible story of kindness and TMI in what might be the nicest thing one can do for their pet. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich embrace the new year and their "new year, new me" attitude. Rich is determined to get shredded this year and has hilariously recruited Nicole and the "village bitches" to keep him accountable with some lighthearted fat-shaming. On a more serious note, he's also asking for hugs and good vibes as he gears up for a colonoscopy in a few weeks. The duo also tackles The Kellogg's Kelce Mix Cereal, earning a thumbs-up from Nicole's son, Keegan! And, in another exciting installment of Battle of the Dads, it's George Lopez versus Red Foreman—who will take the crown? Nicole reflects on the two-year anniversary of her car accident, shares her passion for boxing and SoulCycle classes, and answers your listener questions. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole kicks off the New Year with Zack Attack, declaring, “New Year, new us, Village B*tches!” But let's face it—where are the flying cars? Turns out, all those '80s movies got it completely wrong. As the holiday season winds down, Rich and Nicole reminisce about pre-kid hangovers—and the one common thread in all their stories? Pee.The duo dives into the brutal realities of recovering from a night of drinking and dissect the strange phenomenon of how different alcohols seem to bring out entirely different personalities. What's your tequila alter ego?Things get deep as Rich, Nicole, and producer Jess open up about their New Year's goals and reflect on shifting priorities. Rich poses a thought-provoking question: If I say yes to this, what am I saying no to?Finally, Rich shares a haunting mystery from his past about a girl he once hooked up with, leaving everyone shaken. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Happy New Year's Eve, listeners! We hope you're enjoying the final day of the year. Nicole and Rich are throwing caution to the wind—forgetting diets, ignoring sleep schedules, and unloading all their trauma in today's episode. Nicole shares the story of her first on-stage smooch, which leads Rich to ask an audacious question: would she ever do a faceless OnlyFans with her husband, Matt Ryan? You'll have to tune in to hear her answer. Rich gets vulnerable, recounting an embarrassing story from his childhood that still haunts him. Listener drama takes center stage as "Doug" writes in with a dilemma: his wife wants to name their baby girl after his old flame—but she has no idea! Should he tell her? Nicole and Rich dig into this tricky situation. Another listener wonders if he's wrong for being upset with his best friend, a new dad who's been ghosting him, only to later ask for help taking baby photos. Nicole and Rich want to know if a New Year's kiss is a must. And in the New Year's edition of TOP THAT, they relive some of their wildest New Year's Eve stories, including Melissa Etheridge, Ryan Seacrest, and Dick Clark cockblocking Sarah. It's a chaotic, hilarious, and heartfelt way to wrap up the year—don't miss it! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Welcome to a special Christmas and Hanukkah episode of Have Kids They Said! Nicole and Rich dive into holiday cheer as they chat about Christmas songs, Rich's love for living on the edge, and how Mariah Carey's rendition of O Holy Night never fails to bring Nicole to tears. Rich sings the praises of classic Jewish dishes like kugel, latkes, brisket, and a unique apple kugel. Meanwhile, Nicole reveals her husband Matt Ryan's favorite tearjerker Christmas song, John Lennon's Happy Xmas (War is Over), sparking a debate about the song's singers—and everyone gets it wrong.Rich shares his list of favorite Christmas movies, declaring the classic A Christmas Story overrated, which leads to a heated argument about whether Die Hard is truly a Christmas movie. The holiday chaos doesn't stop there—Nicole's elf has a disastrous Florida accident, leading to a cascade of lies for the kids. And finally, Nicole spills the tea about her cousin's unexpected crush on Jesus—do you think he was hot?Get ready for laughs, debates, and plenty of holiday spirit in this festive episode! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Happy holidays! Just like Nicole crushing it in spin class, we're not taking a break. Her spin class substitute caught her vibing during a session and gave her some well-deserved praise. Despite the stereotype, sweaty gym-goers aren't exactly sexy—but Rich and Covino were sleeveless at SoulCycle, looking like the cutest cycling duo ever.  Rich posed an interesting question: Does Lance Armstrong deserve a pass for cheating, considering he raised millions for cancer research?  Meanwhile, Nicole has taken on a new role as the MC of the school's fundraiser events, bringing in serious cash for the school. Rich also wonders if it's weird to befriend other parents when your kids don't even hang out together.  The duo dive into listener questions, tackling topics like chore charts, whether a parent is unreasonable for insisting their partner attend a parent-teacher conference even if they're unavailable, and more.  Oh, and about “Have Kids They Said," apparently, we can't promote the show at schools because we're too smutty and we couldn't agree more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you'd like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm