Once a week Hooks and his very own talking Crow-host sit down to shoot the shit and cast their broken brains backward for a silly little dive into one of the many tales of cosmic absurdity from their shared upbringing in the millenial American West.
Hey babies! We've got a little treat for ya in ur podcast feed with a sweet lil Da Vimci code episode
In the most cursed episode of the series, Hooks and Crow and Zangy Bangy, get together IRL and try and rid Crow of his evil spirits through exorcism
Nardos we've waded through the content desert and here we are on the other side. It's a big one today and we're fit to the task here as we do a special 3 hour 4/20 episode with Brother Pat and we talk the Sacred Herb, Piss stuff, Seinfeld dialectics, and a way too deep analysis of THE BIG LEBOWSKI!
Hooks and Crow back in the groove baby and just in time to miss Easter the boys have been having run-ins with Hipster Christians they need to unpack, we also talk about all the compromat we have over MT politicians and debate Rob Reiner vs Rob Schneider
Hey Nardies! Hooks and Crow are back from a break and we're here to catch up, dish on people we went to college with, talk about books we've read, and I guess sort of talk about the film ROUNDERS (1997)LeT's PlAy SoMe CaRdS
Hey nardos we're back and joined by Mystery Guest for a wide ranging episode that covers what movie characters we think we are, Crow's antipathy to weebbism, our shared misanthropy from working in food service during the pandemic, and so much more1 Also Crow's going off to find himself in the woods so we'll be off for a couple weeks hold tight!
Hey nard bags! What a huge milestone as Hostile Vibes hits 50 episodes, we're so thankful to all of our listeners. We've got an all-star cast on this show to ostensibly talk about being in Model UN in high school but we just ended up talking about the Brown Note mostly. We love ya babies call and leave a voice message on the call line: 406-282-1412
Hey folks! We're hitting a big milestone on the next episode so Hooks and Crow just kinda shoot the breeze and walk back through the canon a little bit and review what we've done so far and explain some bits. And we also just kinda ramble about the good ole days and get really spicy with the bleep button.
Hey Nardos! It's time for another Zonko Bengo episode on Hostile Vibes and he jumps back on to get at the boys and drink a few Modelos and we have our most chaotic episode yet. Among much grunting and squealing we get to Crow's days as an amateur stunt bird, Zonko's foibles trying to juggle, and Crow and Zonk's days at the center of an economic divide in the Helena ballet community
Hey babies! We breath the fresh air this week and trade Middle Earth for Punxsutawney as the Mystery Guest joins again to talk about the time she and Hooks watched Groundhog Day for 14 straight hours at the beloved Roxy Theatre in Missoula. We also talk about the constant existential dread of life and Crow's experience catching and eating radioactive crawfish. Oh and halfway though we realize it's the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the show and we reminisce about what a crazy year it's bean and Hooks gets a serious case of missing the homies.
Nardos and Nardettes we are back with Hooks and Crow and both heads of the Hooks Hydra to conclude our epic LOTR series with a banger! It's the one you've been waiting for the conclusion to the war of the ring, further developments in orc gastronomical culture, wizard jizz (or cum rather), crescendos of wretchedness, and so much more! Thanks for listening y'all are troopers
Nardos we are back, this time just with one head of the Hooks Hydra to sink our teeth into the wriggling raw fish of Return of the King. This time we are obsessed with Rohan's drinking culture, the hype level of an Orc March, wizards' magic bodily fluids, and GROND. We are all really obsessed with GROND
Crow and the Hooks Hydra return to keep steaming through the LOTR series. Finishing up Two Towers this week we talk Aragorn's erotic dreams, why do Sam and Frodo suck so much, sing the praises ent life, and plumb the depths of Greema Wormtongue's skeevy little mind. Also Hooks and Crow pick another "Local" "Helena" "celebrity" to be their new public nemesis.
Hey Nardos it's a New Year but the same Hostile Vibes! The Hooks Hydra returns to chug full steam ahead into the second film in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. We've moved on from "Is everyone getting high?" to "why do Frodo and Sam suck so much?" Also this episode is about 1/3 Orc and Peter Jackson impressions
The boys are back babies and we're wrapping up the Fellowship of the Ring here with Crow and the Hooks Hydra we cross the four hour mark and firmly establish that these characters are, in fact, getting high.
Hey Babies! We're back here on the feed to get started on a very special Holiday season miniseries with Pat and Brendan coming in to form a Hooks Hydra and just go absolutely nuts.
We have a whole lot of fun on this one babies as Hooks and Crow ring in 40 episodes with a lot of reminiscing about the crazy characters that have brought us here, a story about a Canadian strip club, and lots of piss talk. That's just how we roll baby!
Hey gamers stay home and spend Thanksgiving with Hooks and Crow this year! We've got Brother Pat on this week to talk a mad man with access to children who was Pat's nemesis in 7th grade, Mr. Fence, who professed to be held by strange visions of 9/11's past and future.......
The Hooks and Crow Show is back baby and boy has a lot happened in the last 18 days, but hey fuck it! Mystery Guest returns to talk election results, hot older men, warty representation, and Spy Kids (2001). Anarchy rules all! fuck rules we're doing a movie mid-month
It's genius level stuff this week friends, and of course we hit record. Hooks and Crow have 10 cigarettes for breakfast, drink some sweet elixir, and dive into SCARY MOVIE 3. We also get an update on Crow's cursed art, do a bunch of impressions, and experience technical difficulties. Stay tuned until the end for details on the upcuming Roast of Hooks
Hey Gamers, it's a bittersweet one this week as Hooks is leaving Missoula for the salty brine. He tries to put some closing thoughts together and talks about the Brickhouse. Never fear though the show will go one remotely. And Missoula, always remember who loves ya baby! It's me, it's Hooks
Hey true believers! Hooks and Crow are back to keep talking about their fixation with Keith Raniere and NVWIUM and Hooks gives the inside scoop on one of his formative moments as a journalist when he infiltrated the competitive body building circuit and encountered what was basically fish people speaking fish language.Link to Hooks' famous Bodybuilding video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btJV7IE5qdc&feature=emb_title
Hey what up YOU GUYS?? It's a very special episode on this October 5. We put some respect on a hero's name and plan a kickback. And then Crow has a special story about his barfly years as a rambler and a gambler, and an extremely gnarly story of a man named Independent Beans
Hey gamers we're doing something special for one of the totemic works that we've only gone and based our whole identities off of it. That's right DUMB & DUMBER this week and we get into Jim Carrey is crazy now, Harry Dunne's similarities to Keith Raniere, and Hooks sees NXVIUM in everything. No one asked for it but here it is we did a live commentary maybe the first and last one ever chuck it on
Zeekle Blinkus is back and we're here to give you an oral history (emphasis on oral) of one of the great indie short films in Helena history
Sup gamers it's episode 31 and friend of the show, one half of the Shreksperts, Il Gamo himself, Rob shows up to talk Daddy Day Care (2002)
AYYYYY GAMERS!! 30 EPISODES!!! Wow. 30 whole episodes. La Treinta. What a massive occasion and we ring it in with a banger of a story. Seany Boy turns up out of the urban wilderness to revisit his week working as a D.A.R.E camp counselors with Hooks and Crow.
The boys are back and this time Hooks is marking a grim anniversary of one of his many Borat-evocative experiences and we try to figure out if a beak is a hole ok thanks for listening like & subscribe
The Hooks and Crow show returns this week for a silly episode where we talk about a lot of dumb bullshit
Hey there ghosties and ghoulies! Hooks and Crow touch base this week with Hooks quitting his job and going full Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now, and Crow washing his feathers in the stream . Then we get into our Friendship Film Club film of the month with a discussion on Eddie Murphy's Haunted Mansion (2003)
What up Gamers! Hooks and Crow hop on this week to talk about how everything is buggy and muggy out there these days. Then Hooks sits y'all down by the fire to tell the all time great story of a Sheep Farmer named Randall
Howdy doodie friends! Hooks and Crow are back with longtime friend and man about town Mac Noonan to try and figure out what the most annoying pace in Missoula is. We also announce the next film in the Friendship Film Club.
Ayee Hostile Vibers and Wholesome Placers, the Hooks and Crow show goes full steam ahead this week. Hooks pops off on working in the service industry mid-pandemic and he and Crow tell tales of legendary antagonist and dirtbag Party Hardy Marty. Rate the show and leave us a review!
They boys jumped the gun on this one a little bit and just pulled the trigger and swapped things up a little bit. So welcome to the new premise Nocturnal Emissaries! Hooks and Crow dust off their noggins and warp tales of their shared past through the damp rags of their broken brains and try to get some laughs out of it, guess we'll see if the result is any good
Hey Gamers, Zeekly Bugler is back this week to wrap up our trilogy of shitty animated creature features. And boy is this week's film, OVER THE HEDGE, a real stinker. The boys spend most of their time digging up childhood trauma to avoid talking about the movie. But it's fun!
Wow what a week, huh? We picked quite a time have a milestone episode, but we try to give y'all a nice short distraction with the conclusion of the Shrek retrospective with the Shrexperts. Black lives matter. QC stands firmly for the destruction of white supremacy and justice for its victims. Only white people can end apartheid in America and we must all do better.
Zachie Bulger is back baby and this is one hell of an episode! We get the craziest Helena story thus far and have a raunchy good time watching Open Season
It's a very special QUARANTINE COMPANION folks! Hooks' identical twin brother Pat calls in from the nation's capital to talk extremely regional Helena specifics, the infamous Aikido sense, and of course to discuss this episodes film: Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny! Listen! It's good!
What up What up! Friendship Film Club rolls on as strong as ever, with certified Good Boys Rob and Eric joining the fun again to talk SHREK 2 baby! We also talk a lot of super regional-specific shit about High School and try to make horse sounds. It's good!
What up! What up! We back and raring to go with the Friendship Film Club! For the first time in QC history we've got a returning friend in the Mystery Guest to talk to us about HOLES from a safe distance. Mr. Sir, Onion Boy, Caveman and the rest! Also Quasimodo writes back in.
Protect your goodies Quarantine Companions! No one asked but we're throwing down a discussion on 2005's extremely uncanny HOODWINKED! with our friend Zach B! The film is 1 hour and 20 minutes and we talk about it for 2 hours and 10 minutes. So you know it's good
No horseshit Quarantine Companions, Hooks and Crow really shake the pillars of Heaven on this one. We're joined in the Friendship Film Club by Hooks' dear older brother to discuss the 1986 classic Big Trouble in Little China.
Friendship Film Club is here! And our first film is the visionary 2001 classic Dreamworks film SHREK! Hooks and Crow are joined by two of their most favorite boys Rob and Eric to break down Shrek's bathroom habits and pick at the surprising number of 9/11 easter eggs. What did Mike Myers know?
Everything sucks out there! We know, we know. But the boys are back and we're shaking things up. We're banished from the studio for the pandemic so we're recording at home. First up Hooks teaches Crow his philosophy of Settlers of Catan and the conversation devolves into pure time-killing silliness. Listen and join the Friendship Film Club now!
A mystery guest is here to dive into the cloudy memories of childhood and try to provide a machete for our mental thicket. But we end up realizing none of us can trust any of our memories. And Hooks pitches Disney on a Christian Goofy Reboot.Support us and a good cause at kbga.org/donate
Crow is back from the motherland and he's got a letter from a fan of the show. And the boys turn back the clock and reminisce about their youthful trips down Walt disney world way.
The boys are hot tonight! With some free money burning holes in their pockets Hooks and the Co-host formerly known as Crow stumble through the climatic end to their Pirates review. Featuring Quasimodo and the ghost of Half-Jack.
Continuing our review of the Original Trilogy of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, it's Dead Man's Chest. We're only three weeks in but Crow already has to make a public apology after getting caught in last week's lie. And Hooks continues to project horniness.
Ahoy maties! Stuff your head in an upside down canoe and listen to this week's Nocturnal Emissions where Hooks gives a eulogy for Christian Eriksen that no one cares about, Crow gets caught in a lie, and the boys dive deep into the sexual paradox this is Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.
The sea. The briny deep. What's down there? The boys watch a few videos and speculate wildly. Also Half Jack is with us and snacks and slugs are discussed.
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