Ice and The Face

THIS is Ice and The Face #212 on February 8th, 2020! Tonight, we semi-welcome back to the show, re-occurring guest, Stonz! Join us as we slog through another hour of existence, sputtering off about this and that, to bring you important opinions on such inflammatory topics as: Asparamancers, the meaning of life, sofa snakes, good jobs for meth addicts, downloading intelligence, burning a million dollars, silly storage unit happenstances, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! 

THIS is Ice and The Face #211 on January 30th 2020! Hooray! Join Rick and Sarah as they travel through the confusing jungle of human decision-making skills, just to bring you back commentary on such monumental topics as: Corona Virus VS Corona, viral tweet prices, broken garbage products, headline verbiage, stock footage-based commercials, intimate details of being a cat owner, mailmen who've had enough, the future of education, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! Facebook.com/Iceandtheface TikTok.com/Iceandtheface Twitter.com/Iceandtheface Instagram.com/Iceandtheface

This is Ice and The Face #210 on 1.27.2020! Tonight, Rick and Sarah really buckle down, putting the world on notice, and pointing our collective fingers in your face to give you the business on such important hot button topics as: Dirty rooster fighting, closed captioning on Porn Hub, Square-ended knives, spider concerns, sword fighting for child custody, dental fires, Yamaha escape cases, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  Facebook.com/Iceandtheface TikTok.com/Iceandtheface Facebook.com/Iceandtheface Instagram.com/Iceandtheface

This is Ice and The Face #209 on January 14th, 2020... thanks for being here. Tonight, Rick and Sarah pull on their rubber knee-high boots and trudge through the muck of human existence, and with gas-mask straps pulled tight, we launch face first into such interesting topics as: Pre-soiled diapers, the meat-selling game, cheetle, flatulence & abuse, 18 century slang, vacuum misuse, unsafe sex advice, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! 

Yikes! The world's barely spinning, yet Ice and The Face #208 - 1.5.20 is here to rub aloe on your brain meat! Tonight, join Rick and Sarah as we tuck and roll through some of the lesser known important items in the news these days. Together we slog through words on such immortal topics as: Sex-robot consent, public stuffed animal sex, uninvited toe sucking, rotted scrotum removal, eyeball punching, meth alligators, random hands in shark stomachs, random unclaimed severed heads, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! 

WOAH?! Welcome to Ice and The Face #207 -11.29.19- The 2019 Thanksgiving Leftovers Special! Joining us for dinner tonight, philanthropist and mumbler, Stonz!: JOIN US whilst we banter back and forth about stuff like: Dry penis skin, frozen human waste, belly button meth, what the Papa John's guy looks like, barnyard indecent proposals, and a whole lot more!  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

JEEZ! Hi there! This is Ice and The Face #206 on August 25th, 2019, and tonight, we will hold your head under water until the demons leave you! Join us, as we reflect intellectually and bite our thumbs intentionally just to bring you the deepest insights on such topics as: Planning for the best, reflecting on what condoms do, dark web castration sessions, a collection of testes, eating feces to get high, a testicle cooler window unit, giving birth very unexpectedly, and a whole lot more! Thank you very much for listening!  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline

YO HO! Welcome to Ice and The Face #205 - 4.26.19! Tonight, we welcome back to the show, Tony Horonomous Tedesco! Join us as we assemble a Voltron of brain power in order to harpoon and deliver commentary on such sweet and salty topics as: Long nipples, well-kept testes, back alley colonoscopies, people who pay for porn, fire-chief arsonists, falling asleep in places you've broken into, helpful parrots, arrogant talking ostriches, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace

HI! Welcome back! This is Ice and The Face #204 -4.6.19- and it is here to clean all that built up junk out your brains! This episode, we are joined by a VERY special guest; fresh off the boat from Texas: Rob from Random Ramblings with Rob! Tonight, we hunker down beneath the impenetrable ceilings of the ultimate blanket fort, whistle a ditty or two, and smile and shiver egregiously while slapping our collective knee in joy as we usher in the end of the world with such epic topics as: Condom design marketing, Walmart bio-metric carts, moon poop, exposed buttocks in space, toilet paper innovations, ghosts who steal your meth, toxic blowfish highs, waving machines, puppy yoga mishaps, fruit injections, chainsaw theft, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/3RShow 

Yes HI! This is Ice and The Face #203 - 2.6.19 - and we are ready to pump your mind with verbal sewage! Tonight, we are joined by the main stud of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us, as we get gauche, sifting through the cardboard bargain bin box of human existence, dodging folks who bang this or scream incoherently at that, just to bring you our take on the most important topics of our time... topics like: Inhaling vitamin vapor, testicles and nicotine patches, STD detecting condoms, confusing a raccoon with a cow, current mall life, 130 dollar ransoms, digital rat brain mapping, smart condoms, testicle lungs, licking doorbells, pee-soaked bologna, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace

YO! This is Ice and The Face #202 -1.25.19- and it will massage everything you got! Tonight, we welcome back to the show, the great Tony Horonimous Tedesco! Together we wear our best floral hazmat suits and chuckle menacingly while shoveling up all the grime that makes up human living. Join us as we go on about this and that, addressing such head-smashing topics as: New condom ideas, romantic iPad attachments, newly placed body parts, a man who chopped off his own member, Heinz dropping the ball, fun in retirement homes, KFC gravy candles, wasp nests for your nether region, drinking gallons of used cooking oil, dangerous horse play, semen for back pain, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace

WHAT!? This is Ice and The Face #201 -12.27.18- and it drips HEAVY with the frying grease of dead chickens! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sort of welcome back to the show, Stonz! Together, we pull on our extra long rubber boots, stomp through the excrement of regular human life, and whilst gagging mightily, we scoop out the sinister truths on such wreaking topics as: Condom applicator designs, throwaway sex doll parts, the KFC yule log, food shaped like other food, chicken leg pants, people who pretend to be a bucket of chicken, faces in your hot dog meat slop, fun with a living headless chicken, fried chicken mouth spray, aerosol food spray, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasting #PodSociety #Iceandtheface #HilarityOverFeelings #Comedy #Dystopian #Dystopia #itunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #Funny #Jokes IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace

Well ain't it just the holidays tho?! Welcome to Ice and The Face #200 -11.23.18- NOT ONLY is this our TWO-HUNDREDTH EPISODE, but it's ALSO Part 2 of our Thanksgiving Leftovers Special! Join us, as we fill our mouths and brains to bursting with anything and everything unhealthy, and chuckle warmly with us as crumbs of truth drop about everywhere in regards to such important topics as: Preparing human meat, sanitary pad juice, testicle filler injections, new uses for the taint, kids who bake their grandparent's ashes into cookies, cookie skeletons, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Comedy #DarkHumor #Sarcasm #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Jokes #Funny #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Happy Thanksgiving Part 1! This is Ice and The Face #199 -11.23.18- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special: Part 1! Tonight, we gather around the carving table and welcome Stonz to feed with us in this two-parter holiday and celebration episode! Join us, as we don our bibs and feast on such gravy laden topics as: Used and re-packaged condoms, a guy exposing himself in a celebratory manner at McDonald's, Burger King nightmares, the inner circle, marrying junk around the house, illegal professional dart defense, when losing brain fluid means dinner is ruined, the Santa lie, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #Iceandtheface #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Comedy #DarkHumor #Sarcasm Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Funny #Jokes #iTunes #Spotify #GooglePlay #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Happy Halloween you little angry heathens! THIS is Ice and The Face #198 - 10.31.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah take a nice short journey into the caves of everyday living, and man, what we find there, just might make you eat your own face. Join us as we discuss such significant topics as: Dead silicone spouse copies, tweezing boogers, automotive prostitute deterrents, a fast lane for impatient shoppers, a giant escaped pig, flatulent resistant cushions, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Welcome home! This is Ice and The Face #197 -10.19.18- and it will swish around your guts with two fists whilst you laugh through your gurgling innards. And tonight, we welcome back, guest with the most frequent flyer mileage, Stonz! Together, we go up in the sky on a single engine plane, breathe in deep the increasingly toxic atmosphere, mutate, remove our parachutes, cross our fingers, smell them, and dive head first into such poignant topics as: Fun with fake ambulances, guys who set up street cones, street cone protection, dildo harassment, fun with a giant inflatable colon, water beds, break-up questionnaires, U-hauling coffins, clam-D-canes, Nebraska's new slogan, donkey legislation, bankers who play hide-n-go seek at work, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  IceAndTheFace.com Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace  

This is Ice and The Face #196 -10.11.18- and it is here in existence...all for you! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the King of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! As a combined unit, we don our smartest clothes, place trouble-area items at the top of our action list, and really hit them where it hurts with 100% out-of-the-box thinking...we also unleash a whole other list of less douchey terms which are unrelated to the workplace to bring you the truth on such topics as: Saran Wrap condoms, living phone fingers, finger condoms, what makes a desirable caveman, goofy dead whale disposal, llama photos in place of mail, dead body etiquette, microwaved urine, self abuse with a brick, a guy making real-life deadly booby-traps, ghosts lookin' for meth, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAnTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #PodSociety #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Comedy #DarkHumor #jokes #NJ #NewJersey  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

HI! This is Ice and The Face #195 -9.30.18- The International Podcast Day Special! Tonight, we are teamed up with Stonz to fill your life with a certain level of importance. Join us, as we trudge through the consistent nightmares of life, chuckling darkly as we bring you some perspective on such topics as: Condom expiration dates, Bluetooth sex dolls, actual cat burglars, googly eyes for fish, eyeball swapping, nether region tortoise finds, penis contouring, mouth farts, Thunder Mountain and kidney stones, a guy hit by a falling sheep, bee/humans hybrids, attacking robbers with dentures, the turpentine body cleanse, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #PodSociety #InternationalPodcastDay #PodcastDay #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopia #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Good day! THIS is Ice and The Face #194 - 9.2.18! Tonight, we "welcome" back fellow surly world-hater, Stonz! Join us, as we pull on our hazmat suits and trudge forward through a world so stupidly perplexing, we nearly commit group ritual seppuku simply so we don't have to exist in tandem with it! Jump around in a circle in your underwear while we riff on this and that, opening up your third eye to such important topics as: Condom testing, what constitutes "fleeing", lally columns, fast food fish creations, cocaine and public wanking, fun with condiments, sex doll brothel pricing, nefarious dolphin behavior, political hopefuls visited by aliens, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!  #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Comedy #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #DystopianNightmare #DarkHumor #PodSociety #iTunes #GooglePlay #iHeartRadio #Spotify  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace 

Here we go! This is Ice and The Face #193 -8.5.18- and it is here to examine all your head holes. Tonight, we are "fortunate" enough to have reoccurring guest, Stonz in the house! Woot. Join the three of us, as we camp beneath the stars, breathing in all the diseased air of humanity into our lungs just to yack out some deep insights on amazing topics for you... stuff like: Re-using condoms, issues with a fainting goat at a Walmart, stealing live sharks with strollers, raising money for Kylie Jenner, an Amish Uber, a fly who ruins a domino world record, a fecal emergency light for your car, faking crazy, meth years vs. regular years, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #PodSociety #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopian #Dystopia #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio Iceandtheface.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndtheface Instagram.com/IceAndtheface YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

YO! This is Ice and The Face #192 -7.26.18! Tonight, we are once again joined by our good friend, Tony Tedesco! Chuckle warmly with us, as we pull on our gas-soaked slippers and tip-toe over the hot coals of regular living just to fish you out a few knowledgeable words on such wonderful topics as: Alternative condom usage, Wegman-iacs, corn nuts, nefarious horseplay, eating your friends nose, jaw power, burglaring Wifi, cosmetic surgery in 1895, an unsuspicious headless body, drinking at stop signs, tearing your own eyes out, Rudy Giuliani and a fecal matter, dangerous public restroom ventures, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Dystopian #Comedy #DystopianComedy #PodernFamily #Patreon #PodSociety #Dystopia #DarkHumor #WTF #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/IceAndTheFace

YOU GOT THIS! Ice and The Face #191 -7.13.18- exists! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back fellow dystopian cynic, Stonz! Together, we grimace hard yet chuckle softly as we dissect the fabric of existence itself. Meld your mind with our words as we verbally run-punch our way through such topicky topics as: Alternate Willy Wonka plots, a literary porn parody of Catcher in the Rye, when your baby is too heavy to save, debris, poisoned food, issues with bath salts, when forgiveness is too much, dating someone who looks like you, calling the cops on yourself, how Hungry Man TV Dinners affect culture, deep fried elk fingers, obtuse ketchup usage, rights and wrongs of hot dogs, turning hair into meat, puking seagulls, the last Blockbuster, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!   #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopia #Dystopian #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #Jokes #DarkHumor #Sarcasm #iTunes #Spotify #iHeartRadio #GooglePlay   IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Well look at you! This is Ice and The Face #190 -7.9.18- and it will simply harm you! Tonight Rick and Sarah hunker down into a bunker of hate to cheerfully seethe and foam at the mouth, while painfully, yet gleefully, delivering you a unique perspective on such grandiose topics as: Audio-book voice-overs, alternative uses for condoms, tongue-born fish-children, screaming sperm, an alternative Golden Girls story line, a senior citizen takeover, a silicone nipple and milk issue, proper cornhole flooring, a game show that pays student loans, tummy vs. belly vs. stomach, Burger King dirt, a guy who tries to "baptize" his whole family at once, drunk sandwich making, fish pedicures, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #PodSociety #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopia #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #Nihilism #iTunes #GooglePlay #iHeartRadio #Spotify #Free  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

HI! This is Ice and The Face #189 -6.30.18- and it is here to put you in the car, and take you somewhere unfamiliar, and leave you there! Tonight, we kind of welcome back, reoccurring person on the show, Stonz! Together, we delve into the goings on in the world, and black out and overdose on the stupidity so badly, we don't even know what happened. Listen, as we blather on such greasy topics as: Haunted sex walls, sock machines, sperm ghosts, a guy with exploding shoe cameras, haunted penises, Jurassic Wood, breaking into zoo gift shops, dessert onions, buddy Stonz, an abandoned house on wheels, upcycling, hot fun with bikes, weak dinosaurs, a fatberg museum exhibit, testicles in exchange for an air conditioner, plug-in lawnmowers, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #PodSociety #Dystopian #Comedy #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #Sarcasm #Nihilism #Dystopia #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions 

Well OMG! This is Ice and The Face #188 -6.21.18- and it is here to tear your mind apart...but in a fun way. Tonight, we welcome Czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Joined together by way of similarly thinking brain meats, we throw down the gauntlet of truth and with our insanely mighty incisors, we bite down, tear flesh, and spit into your face, the juicy truths on such sweet and salty topics as: Coked up eels, fish sperm sacks and human tongues, giving your own home a low rating on Yelp, a kangaroo in Montana, angry peacocks attacking luxury cars, archaeologists at Woodstock, ghost hunting and science, briefcase cheeseburgers, woodworkers who chew their projects, man-caves vs she-sheds, public pool induced infections, roast beef with hand-cleaner seasoning, hot dogs that give black eyes, a bank robber who used his ID, being killed by a coffin, violent defecation, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #Dystopia #Dystopian #Sarcasm #Nihilism #DarkHumor  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

YEAH! This is Ice and The Face #187 -6.1.18- with somewhat special guest, Stonz! Tonight, we make our way through the pustular nightmares of the human world. While wading through the muck of the mystery fluids of life, we dive head first into such topics as: The explosive burial of William the Conqueror, foot condoms, foot fetish limits, dominance-farts and nipple pinching, weathered nipples, fish-skin vaginas, idiot cake-makers, nice-foot printed socks, tattoo artists who can't spell, wedding llamas, donkey sealant, bi-sexual beetle misconceptions, selling your school on Craig's List, a guy with a snake at Planet Fitness, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Comedy #Jokes #Dystopia #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #iTunes #GooglePlay #Spotify #iHeartRadio IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

LOOK! This is Ice and The Face #186 -5.3.18- and it will rip ALL your scary scabs off with great force! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, dominant force on the internet, John Lacki of SuperTMH2.com! Together we build a blanket fort out of blankets and huddle together, shielding ourselves from the emerging mushroom cloud of normal person living. Thumbing through the endlessly unfinished book of regular life, we read and discuss such hotly important topics as: The newest yoga pant technology, clown problems, murderous clown women, a car hanging off a bridge as a joke, Sweet Jesus Ice Cream, coypu issues, de-veining shrimp and rats, when sex with a car goes wrong, sweating french fry grease, the new He-Man movie, and a whole lot more! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Jokes #Sarcasm  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

AHOY! This is Ice and The Face #185 - 4.29.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, guest-like person, Stonz! Join us, and we dodge the shrapnel of normie living with Matrix like precision, slowing down the very worst of behaviors to a crawl, so we may point, bellow, and deliver to you and your hungry mind commentary on such steaming topics as: Superhero condoms, the actual lack of quicksand in the world, the world of miming, strange birthing circumstances, actual shadow protectors, spray food, a man and a horse and a bucket, upcycling, 1.2 million dollars in stolen fajitas, whether or not it's normal to poop on a plate, pointed testicle tickling, a double jointed man fighting the police, swimming with crocodiles and bad stuff, when a ham fire goes wrong, whether or not farting is bullying, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #Jokes #Sarcasm #TryPod  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

This is Ice and The Face #184 - 4.19.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sit together and the very center of the universe, appalled, but nonetheless guffawing at the spectacle that is normal-person behavior. Join us, as we chuckle at this and that, bringing you the important commentary you need on such dry-heaving topics as: Condom practice, exposing yourself at the mall, eye-mustaches, fecal matter on your eggs, micro ego trips, accidentally climbing a mountain, FB knowledge, renting out a house you don't own, news commentary by concerned citizens, a tumbleweed invasion, aggressive toilet paper usage, public bidets, morning testicle ice water, a stranger eating your Cheetos in your bathtub, an abandoned train full of excrement, a woman doesn't leave her heads behind, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Trypod #PodernFamily #Dystopian #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Comedy #Jokes #Sarcasm  IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

BEHOLD! This is Ice and The Face #183 -4.7.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome returning guest-like person, Stonz! Together we stick and move, whilst trying to navigate our way through the rotten landscape of human behavior. Join us as we duck and cover ourselves from the shrapnel of the regular old awful world just to bring you the kind of sterling commentary you'd expect in times like these, focusing hard on such apocalyptic topics as: The condom challenge, when trying to impress your friends with a giant clam goes wrong, strange enzyme dangers, firefighter hats that burst into flames, placenta milkshakes, gender-reveal alligator parties, soft-shell crab dominance, family-cloth etiquette, quicksand issues, a guy who eats rug...like from the floor, bathroom fears, when clogging the toilet becomes vandalism, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Trypod #Comedy #DystopianComedy #DystopianNightmare #Dystopians #Jokes #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

What what!? THIS is Ice and The Face #182 -3.22.18- and it will force your mind to swing for the fences, cross the line, and go too far! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the Master of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us as we camp beneath the stars on a dying planet, chuckle-snorting at all humanity has to offer! And while the campfire screams with the souls of our enemies, we offer up our deepest thoughts on such mind-bending topics as: A troublesome abandoned couch, blind people with gun permits, falling on someone's knife repeatedly, when you're told you're dead, pickle-juice slushies, Shia LaBeouf in a movie about Shia LaBeouf, sports fans on legal cocaine, spruced up bowling, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasts #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #Dystopians #Dystopia #DarkHumor #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Now that we are all here... THIS is Ice and The Face #181 -3.8.18- and it will rub your mind raw! Tonight, we sort of welcome back to the bar, special guest, Stonz! Join us, as we pull out all the stops, cross the lines, swing the pendulum in the other direction, and dawdle along mindlessly as we abusively inundate your mind with special words on such existing topics as: Lady Doritos, spiders with tails, incorrect uses for sex toys, when you do NOT need a sexpert, a man charged with running himself over, termite soldiers VS ant soldiers, senior citizens on the front lines, the term dumpster fire, fun with Imodium, The Tugrats, the KFC gravy shortage, defecating in a garbage bag, angry escaped sheep, peach pits, 54 human hands, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #TryPod #DystopianComedy #Dystopian #Dystopia #Dystopians #Comedy #DarkHumor #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV

Well now...look at YOU! This is Ice and The Face #180 -2.22.18- and it will scrub you in all those hard to reach places in your brain! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, show favorite, Tony Tedesco! Together, we lavishly regale you with chuckle-worthy musings while slurping down liquid antibiotics for safety and stomp dancing around the campfire, making merry and... Umm... anyway, we talk about such crotch-burning topics as: Scientists and cosplay sex, the new Joker, reptilian sex partners, top PornHub super hero searches, discrimination against alcoholics, pole dancers at the nursing home, scratch N sniff fried chicken cards, Kentucky Fried Quail, getting away on a stick-pony, authentic fire-alarm pulling, internal burning, letting go of the wheel, farts on a plane, AI Valentine's Day terms of endearment, when counseling goes wrong, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasts #Podcasting #Trypod #NewJersey #Comedy #Jokes #Sarcasm #DystopianComedy #Dystopians #Dystopia Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace IceAndTheFace.com Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

BINGO BANGO! This is Ice and The Face #179 -2.13.18- and it will pluck out all your painful brain splinters! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are...something, about Stonz joining us on the show! Together, we pack a picnic basket full of alcohol infused Reddi Whip, crisscross electrical tape over our nipples, and climb up on the back of a mighty giant eagle to safely soar over the land of human behavior and observe random societal brick-a-brack just to bring you important words on such soul gnawing topics as: Hot farts, new condom ideas, 18th century British slang, blind beauty pageant judges, a kid stuck in a claw machine, the kind of people who attract ghosts, a man banned from farms, when the face rejects the body, horse yoga, a surgeon who leaves his instruments behind, ISIS and bouncy castles, Denny's wedding packages, Tantric Barney the Dinosaur, and a whole lot more! Thanks you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #IceAndTheFace #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Comedy #Dystopians #Dystopia #Jokes #DarkHumor #Sarcasm #HeavySarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

YO YO! THIS is Ice and The Face #178 -1.18.18- and it will get your ears like you're King Hamlet sleeping in an orchard! Tonight, Rick and Sarah somewhat welcome back repeat offender, Stonz! Join us, as we skip through the acid rain of everyday life, feeling relief as our skin slowly melts us to death as we address such wince-creating topics as: Condom musings, the Michelin Man's reals name, a man who cemented his head in a microwave, what constitutes a "prank", vibrator mistakes, other people's computers, barking trains, dastardly squirrels, weird things stuck in body holes in 2017, weird mascot facts, dirty underwear in new pants, getting drunk on alcoholic gravy, fun with broom handles, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasting #DystopianComedy #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dark #Sarcasm #Dystopians #Dystopia IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Oh, how goes it? This is Ice and The Face #177 -1.11.18- and it is here to help you rip all of life's band-aids off with great force! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the ruler of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Creep with us through the wondrous yet disturbing world of human beings, and join us, as we point and chuckle at this and that, while drinking shots of bleach to cope, all to bring you juicy enticing tidbits on such pertinent topics as: Unwanted baby holding, eating Tide pods, low odor KFC, 3D printed face dildos, Miracle Whip people, dumpster turkeys, smart fart pills, a dude uppercutted by a bear, obsolete words, remote control related deaths, professional dart throwing, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #PodernFamily #Podcasting #Dystopia #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #Comedy #Dystopians IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

FINALLY! Hey, this is Ice and The Face #176 -12.28.17- and it is here to fill your heart with unsolicited stuff! Tonight, Rick and Sarah venture deep inside the horrid sticky world of increasingly more regular human behaviors. Come hunker down with us and walk in a crouched manner as we wander around in a winter wonderland of WTF to bring you professionally crafted opinions on such wondrous topics as: Chimp recognition techniques, unflattering Catholic statues, a woman filled to the throat with feces, annoying ambulances, dueling Beardfests, unused vocal cords, planes in India, a guy carrying heroin and human teeth, snow monkeys who hump deer, fingered hoofs, circumcision practice kits, people dropping deuces in public, do's and don't's of finding amputated feet on the beach, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Funny #Jokes #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Dystopians #Patreon IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

YES! This is Ice and The Face #175 -11.25.17- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special 2017! Tonight, Stonz pulls up a bar stool and joins us for an epic night of gluttony! Together, we skip merrily through the feathers of millions of dead turkeys, beating off marauders with ham bones and the fruit cakes of yore, and pouring hot gravy into our crotches, all to go a caroling our way into your dark hearts and eager minds with such decadent and sweet topics as: Condom stuff, Thanksgiving issues, fake store uniforms around the holidays, various camel odors, pooping out a living bug, avocado and your potential sex life, orgasms that make you blind, guns in church, a car lost for 20 years, Thanksgiving flavored Pringles, the KFC tent, American gravy waterfalls, selling your home because of aliens, padlocks and penile problems, nuts in your peanuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Humor #DarkHumor #Dark #Comedy #Jokes #Dystopian #Dystopians #Dystopia #DystopianComedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Merry well! This is Ice and The Face #174 -11.19.17- and it will shake you clear out of existence! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Join us as we push through the war zone of everyday life, dodging stupidness splashing toward us from every direction, with nothing to live on but contaminated water and battery acid! By the end, our mutant genes soak up the toxic waste of normal life to expunge upon you laughable words on such glorious topics as: Global condom drone drops, penile sky writing, "corking" and Honeycrisp apples, apples in general, eating too much gum, farting criminals, would you like frogs with that, stupid pedals in cars, soot warts, ass lips and tongues, toddlers with legal firearms, the worst position in a human centipede, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopians #DarkHumor #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions 

WOAH! Welcome to Ice and The Face #173! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Together, we march with very high knees through the cesspool of existence, guffawing at this and that, drinking vodka by the gallon just to cope, and basically just chuckle-farting our way through such mind-bending topics as: Testicular condoms, garbage people, a pool on the roof of a mini-van, KFC bath bombs, old funny medical procedures, wiping with corn cobs, a masturbating nose-picker, Wiki-How to Avoid Chiggers, weaponized Swiffers, attacking your dad whilst naked, a tooth growing in a woman's nose, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Jokes #DarkHumor #Dystopian #Dystopians #Podcasting #DystopianComedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

YES! This is Ice and The Face #172 -10.26.17- and it will sand your mind's feet right down to the nubs! Tonight, we welcome our dear friend Tony Heronimous Tedesco! Together, we slog forth into the dreary doldrums of regular everyday living, shielding our eyes, skin drenched in bug spray, batting away at foul creatures hither and thither, just to bring you some truth serum on such wondrous hip topics as: Issues with chain mail, weird super powers, custom condom prints, manhood cozies, unique dating techniques, unsavory airline urination, diapered horses, the terrifying sound of human life, baby drains, baby pulp, arrested drenched in Vaseline, the wrong way to use Vick's Vapo Rub, disrupting the flora, creating custom people, defecation burns, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening. #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #DarkHumor #DystopianComedy #Dystopian #Dystopians IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions 

Hello, greasy younglings. Today we gather here to celebrate the release of episode #171 -10.19.17- of Ice and The Face, and with some choice meats and tender vittles, we climb the highest peaks of stupor and stare directly into the eyes of destiny. Along for the ride is our frozen trail marker, Stonz, ever pointing the way forward on this journey to the supposed “great” beyond, where, for three minutes, we become aware of our own shitty, unremarkable lives. Join us, as we spelunk deep inside the caves of the regular world where we uncover the sick truths of such incredible topics as: Being frozen for a million years, fun with dead bodies on Mount Everest, cave people voices, the moments after sweet death, eating placentas, heavy breathing, people eating your waste, bathroom stories from Nashville, escaping your nagging significant other by fading into the forest, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #PodernFamily #Podcast #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcasting #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Podcasts #DarkHumor #Comedy   IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

Well hey! Welcome to Ice and The Face #170 - 10.12.17! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back Twitter superstar, John Lacki! Together, we chug gallons and gallons of the sour cheeseballed up milk known as "our reality" and together, we raise an eyebrow or two at how it goes about its business. Join us, as we sway to and fro on such steaming topics as: Condom stuff, mustache stuff, nose hair extensions, ham crashing through a roof, frozen turkey fears, Guy Fieri swimsuits, violent unborn babies, kegel confusion, forgetting your kid in a corn maze, evading charges by just not being there, when monkeys don't kill you, Bear Grylls VS Survivorman, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Brutal #DystopianComedy #Dystopian DystopianNightmare #Jokes #ComedyPodcast   IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/IceAndTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

  Hello creatures of Earth, and welcome to the germ-infested episode #169 of Ice and The Face on 10.6.17! Tonight we saddle-up our most diseased microbes, ride the human waste fields of this sad and miserable Earth-sewer, and, after a long and arduous journey, declare ourselves victorious atop the cesspool of human misery with cupcakes and helium balloons. On tonight's episode, we take you on a romp hither and thither with such mind-blowing topics as: Fun with sauerkraut, Big Foot Juice, Candle-Day accidents, questionable bank robbery, old school social niceties, the ins and outs of saying god bless you, Xena the Warrior Princess and baths, hand-written letters, digging up graves for treasures, covered wagon etiquette, graveyard real estate, respect for the anus, wiping with too much enthusiasm, toothbrushes and toilets, how aliens would see humans, hacking smart butt plugs, stealing breast milk, strangers eating your waste, fun with severed hands, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Dystopian #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #DystopianNightmare #HilarityOverFeelings    IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

This is Ice and The Face #168 -9.30.17- The International Podcast Day 2017 spectacular! Tonight, in a rare LIVE online appearance, we yank up our dirty old long johns, and with completely straight faces, lift our knees high and stomp muddily with booted feet as we make for safe ground. For out there among us, below the stars and softening smog filter, lurk other human-like creatures, and their stink, boy, is so unimaginable, it is such it done stopped a man’s heart! Therefore, it is with great care and lubricated ease that we slide into your mind, such exhilarating topics as: Pre-paid cell phone minutes in emergencies, drunken canoeing, canoe culture, defecating on various front lawns, morgue selfies, Vegemite and drugs, nefarious Uber behavior by a politician, fun at the airport, the pelvic floor, kegeling, a donkey eating a car, delivering boxed feces by mistake, 7-UP with meth in it, gross body stuff in shared water places, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening and HAPPY INTERNATIONAL PODCAST DAY! #IceAndTheFace #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #PodernFamily #HomeBarProductions #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Dystopians #DystopianNightmare Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace IceAndTheFace.com Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures, emotionless living, butter knife booby traps, a blob of fat and garbage in the sewer, legal farting, rough-housing and horsing around, problems with feces on dates, shooting at hurricanes, nose jobs gone wrong, eating pigeons, cockroach milk, sharks in the basement, breast milk, adventures at the urinal, motel living, extremely long eyelashes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #NewJersey #Comedy #DystopianComedy #Dystopians #Dystopia #Dystopian IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/AwesomeTalkTV

WOAH! THIS is Ice and The Face #166 - 9.1.17! Welcome back to the show. Yes, we know, saying "welcome back" implies that you've been away, when, in truth, we are the ones who've been gone. Yes, we were missing for several weeks, trapped in a small village just north of the Himalayas. We traversed an ancient land, learning the ways of the locals, sampling exotic delicacies (mostly random animal penis cooked over open flame), and coming to understand that humanity is, for the most part, shitty in every corner of the land. People are filled with the same self-defeating insecurities, mind-numbing small talk banter, and cheerless moments spent with family members they can barely tolerate. It is with this knowledge in tow that Rick and Sarah made their way back to the studio, blind man Stonz accompanying, and sat down to the microphones, ready to return to our miserable land of depression, only to ask ourselves, did we ever really leave it at all? To that end, bask in our joyous light as we dance hither and thither with such epic topics as: Halloween themed condoms, fun with urine, bus stop syphilis, ambulance revenge, parrots who snitch, self-inflicted cinder block wounds, inadvertently fishing for drunks, your dominant ball, found guns, people who put sunblock in their eyes during the eclipse, whitewater rafting for the blind, unsightly folk, prostate fish, penis candles and crystal meth, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #PodernFamily #Dystopians #Dystopian #Dystopia #DystopianComedy  IceAndTheFace.com Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV AwesomeTalkTV.com YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for nefarious behavior, John Ritter's testicles, a bear who stole a Subaru, police helicopters and nude people, burning your house down to get rid of bees, opiates and Pizza Hut, robberies gone wrong, Taco Bell Tabasco Pop Rocks, butt tubes for fireworks, Donkey sex diseases, doughnut burgers, mishaps shaving your nether region, married unknowing biological twins, strip club buffets, banging coconuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #DystopianNightmare #HomeBarProductions IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions

YO! This is Ice and The Face #164 -8.5.17- and today, we embark on an epic journey of the mind, of the senses... of the heart. With the accompaniment of Sarah's cousin, Krystal, we strap on our finest bear-pelts, spikiest post-apocalyptic ruffled bloomers, and head for the flaming hills of what was once referred to as "civilized society" wherein we tackle such explosive topics as: Anti-pervert flamethrowers, fixing your sinuses with butt stuff, touching other people's food, over-wiping, drunk fish problems, porn store ponderings, cement face injections, wiley tourist complaints, NY orgasm stylists, undeclared meats, getting off to the Emoji Movie, confused crabs and unfortunate oyster imposters, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Comedy #Dystopian #Dystopia #Podcasting #DarkHumor IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions 

Oh hey! THIS is Ice and The Face #163 -7.30.17- and it is here to cram its way inside your head and donkey punch your thoughts! Tonight, Sarah and Rick walk up to life's bay window and have a seat, and together, we watch normie-living in awe and simultaneous horror! Careful not to be seen, we bear witness to a plethora of semi-human activities and for your pleasure, add a sort of DVD commentary, if you will, to fill your eager ears with an in depth look at such zany topics as: Goats, gelatin based diets, worshiping mutated animals, shirtless cab drivers, cab drivers with zany opinions, fake eyelashes and insects, a KFC nightclub, the emerging sex doll head market, sad facial recognition tech at Walmart, Prosecco pong, baby fight club, renting sex dolls, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #DarkComedy #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV

HI! This is Ice and The Face #162 -7.20.17- and after teaching our cat how to fly a kite and get sweet abs, we decided to grace your head-wounds with a series of miserable side-quests you wish you didn't have to deal with in order to hit 100%! On this journey, guided by the stupor of a blind man named Stonz, we venture forth into the great unknown, and find out it isn't all that great.  In fact, we find out that "great" in "great unknown" is just more of a catchphrase than anything relating to real life.  So, I guess, just follow us through the lava-pits of hell we call the human condition, and probably do some drugs too, or whatever.  So grab your sturdiest leather harness, saddle up, and let your ears rejoice in such topics as: The benefits of not naming your baby, sex in medieval times, a rock shaped like a penis in Norway, police in a stand off with an empty house for 14 hours, old school law, recreating the penis from scratch, testicles and evolution, meat and your sex drive, drowning during baptism, Mike Tyson henna tattoo burns, legally eating roadkill, a guy stuck inside an ATM machine, pulling your kids in a wagon behind your car, swords in Texas, the father of a bride struck by lightning, finding dead rodents in your food, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ------------------------------ AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline ------------------------------ YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions