Inside the Pallet House

This episode is brought to you by AI, and your favorite team member, Brad.  You are confused as we are.  Like a new driver with a Learner's Permit, or men standing around an issue that we are unqualified to fix, it is all uncharted territory. 

Spring is in the air, and kittens and puppies are showing up in droves.  You would think with so many options we would try and pick a good one.  Not us.  

This week we are reminded of why boats are so cool by way of a Facebook Marketplace ad.  We are also reminded of why boats are the worst.  They really do walk a find line between cool and awful; kind of like Anime. 

We live in a fascinating time, and we are getting closer to understanding what is really happening in the great vastness of space.  Katy Perry is really pushing us all to broaden our horizons, and we see some statistically significant data from a far off planet. We can't spend all of our time focused on science though so we introduce you to a new streaming app that we should all be using.  

It is fitting that the week of the Master's we discover a new twist on the Arnold Palmer.  Troy is back from Spring Break, and it sounds like he managed to find a cheeseburger in paradise multiple times.  He is officially marked safe back home; we can't say the same for the wife of the Weezer bassist. 

Spring Break is upon us, and it has left us without the Audio Dreamboat, because he is on a boat. Don't worry though because a couple of us cut our Spring Break short to bring you fresh content, or something like that. 

It is hard to keep yourself safe these days with all of the different scams that are reaching out to us everyday.  As a rule of thumb you don't click the link, and get yourself a very solid passphrase.  In some cases you aren't even safe in your sleep with all of the succubi around. 

It's Troy's favorite time of the year, March Madness.  It is the perfect time of year to be reminded about how little anyone knows about college basketball.  We are also reminded about how finickey we can be when it comes to why we do or don't like some schools. At least we can all see eye to eye on the value of the fish doorbell.

March Madness is upon us, and you know what that means, it's time to throw some money away.  Yes trying to grow grass can cost more money then it is worth, but you can cut some corners with spiked shoes.  That may not be the best example of cutting corners, but we have some other ideas that might help. 

Spring is coming, and we are getting ready.  On the cheap front this simply means buying Costco shorts; other ideas seem to cost a bit more.  Before Winter fully moves out though we have our eyes on 895.

Wedding season comes every year, but it is more often reserved for the young.  They are typically a good deal for the guests, but be careful with the steak.  Speaking of good deals; we learn about a "good" one that only preys on those who have already bought in.

Sometimes what you are looking for can be underfoot for miles, and you can still miss it.  Other time it pays to enlist an expert if what you are looking for can ruin your junk in the process.  If you are looking for your finger it may be over by the Igloo cooler.

We learn a pro-tip from a listener this week, and another has found an interesting way to motivate us.  We also learn about how being motivated in the middle of the day could end in tragedy, and   that sometimes taking the easy way out can actually pay off.

The SuperBowl is here, and our picks are in.  We may not agree on who will win, but we all agree that the food is going to be on point.  There are a few things we can't agree on this week, and some of them are pretty controversial...I guess.

Far too often our expectations are not met by the reality of the experience. Then there are times in which we overreact and create something out of nothing. Unfortunately there are other circumstances that are so unfathomable that whatever reaction you have is probably not enough. We manage to have each of these happen to us this week.

If you are into ASMR and peanuts you are going to love this episode. If you are fan of the graham cracker you may want to tune out.  Don't say we didn't warn you.

On this week's very special episode we learn about a new high score, but nobody is celebrating.  We also discuss another game that we played, but this time we have a clear loser, and I am not sure there was a winner.  That can't be said for the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick. I guess we all know who won that one.

We keep getting older, but we still feel like we are the same age.  In the end this is a good problem to have, because one day you will not be able to pretend you are not old.  Enjoy it while you can people. 

Gifts come in all shapes and sizes.  Some are left by the door to thank those who are working hard all season, and those can find their way into the wrong hands.  Other gifts can be purchased for display, and find themselves in very different places.  Tis the season. 

A hat can make the look sometimes, but even under a good hat the haircut matters.   You have to be very careful when taking any steps to better yourself so you don't get hurt.  It's the Holidays; be safe out there. 

Dave gets his wish and we record after a full day of watching football and drinking beers. The good news is we have plenty to recap with another epic Stache Bash under our belts, and a million dollars raised for the kids!  The bad news is drones are watching your every move, and they aren't just here to watch Dave play darts.

We are back for our annual Holiday Drink Challenge, and we have some heavy hitters join us.  Namely James from @just_something_i_ate , and we welcome AI to the conversation.  As always it is a festive fight to the death.

In a world where one man stood alone to do the fun thing, and then found himself doing the right thing.  Against all odds he will surround himself with a like minded bunch of mustached volunteers, and they will grow this thing.  Not all heroes wear capes, but odds are they do rock a sick mustache.  

We get to recap the fight of the century, or at least it felt that way if you let the nostalgia tell it.  The sheer amount of hunches and leaks only added to the hype. You know what doesn't get enough hype, yo yo's, bidets, and old school roller skating.   

BBQ started in Virginia, that's a fact.   Malort is a good way to make friends, debatable.  Bandanas have meaning, in the right circles.  Altitude sickness can effect some more than others, at least that is what he said.

We are joined by the OG third mic, and it feels  like we didn't miss a beat. It feels like it was just yesterday we debated on who would win the election, what to do with your old car, and how to fix your dog with camping. Yep, feels like old times.

Some sports injuries linger longer than others.  This can impact fans for weeks, and hurt the team for the rest of the season.  Other sports injuries aren't really injuries, but they sure can hurt the eyes for eternity.

We all need more flannels and hats, at least that is what we thought.  Some people have other plans, and all the luck.  On another note why are women's shirt buttons on the other side?

Sometimes we have "great" ideas that on paper make perfect sense.  The execution on the other hand can yield dire results.  This week we all have to deal with the consequences of such an event.

Spirit stores have been getting some from run from an unexpected source.  Good news for us is we have the actual source in studio to set the record straight.  We also debate kids or no kids in breweries, and in a shocking twist we are divided.

This week we are listener supported.  It isn't often that they show out, but here we are, and we thank you.  We may not have Hawk Tuah numbers, but our listeners will be here after 15 minutes.

It was a rough week for our music stars.  All in all a good week for music lovers though so we have that going for us.  Sometimes it pays to be the little guy.

We have a string of concerts on the horizon, and a classic in our rear view.  We also teach you how to look good at those shows with very little effort.  Yes we give you lots of reasons to celebrate this week, and we aren't just talking about Troy's Birthday.  HBD buddy.  

Retirement is something we all think about, but we should probably give it more attention than we do. Good news is Dave is on the case, and has a plan to make the later years more fun than the early years. While we are in the early years we also recap what to do, and not to do on your guys trips.

There are many differences between women and men.  We learn about a crazy old man shows us how a women can manipulate a man to do just about anything. We offer up a fun idea to one of our women; only to be reminded we are different.  Then we double down on moving forward with a new challenge that makes no sense.

Men and Women don't always see things the same way; some desires just can't be explained.  It can be universally argued the importance of cars, gas station food, and cheap coffee.

Preseason football is winding down, but our betting is just getting started. Let's hope our bets turn out better than the last time we tried to find a nice quiet seat for dinner.  Time will tell I guess.  

Back to school season is here, and with it comes hope, excitement, and new beginnings.  It also brings back all of the drama that had been left behind from the past year.  Welcome back!

We have been caught up in Olympic fever.  Not just because Snoop and Flava Flav told us to be, but because we have been training for 4 years for this moment.  Troy has been taking it to another level, and just may be at the 2028 Olympics, albeit in a supporting role.

We have been bombarded with hard seltzers, liquor seltzers, hard teas, hard sodas, but not enough actual mixed drinks in a can.  That is changing, and we get a chance to pit a VA based canned mixed drink against our favorite bartender.  Game on. 

All forms of travel have their inherent risks.  All you can hope for is to arrive safely, and hopefully in the amount of time you allotted.  This week we learned about some of the ways travelling by boat and plane can go sideways.  

We are gearing up for the annual Scandals Boat Trip, but there are a lot of factors making things difficult.  Kind of like trying to figure out what sports team you root for, it can be tough to make the right choice.  Your decision can define you well beyond the glory and defeat, but always remember this is supposed to be fun.

Travel helps us to grow, and can change your perspective on the world.  It can also remind you that no matter where you are, you still have the same deficiencies. At least it is more fun to be stupid somewhere beautiful. 

We are joined by one of the newest TikTok stars, and all without resorting to any Hawk Tuah.  We can't say no animals were hurt in her rise to prominence though.  We also learn about a whirlwind tour of Europe for one of our own. 

Chipotle has been under attack as of late, but we keep learning new ways to make sure we walk away bloated. There a lot of love languages, but well fed has to be one that doesn't get enough press.  Speaking of too much press, the Chicago Bears are about to get too much come pre-season.

It was a rough week for some of us, and rough weeks can make for angry attitudes.  Wrecking an electric skateboard can help to humble you a bit, but a couple of cervezas can bring the fight back out. Now if we could just get some cicadas to eat and drink that would help.  

Father's Day is here, and the Father of all eating contests is in jeopardy.  The good news is that this is America so we will find a way to make money on this travesty.   Some of us will make more money than others, and it will be the end of the Summer before we find out who. 

This week Dave tells a pleasant story about a kid getting a new car, and how a seemingly good experience can turn into a nightmare for the salesman. We also learn about a new option for those of us who like to have a drink every so often.  

Life has a way of coming at us all fast, and even when we know it is coming we are still shocked.  Like taking a Zoom court appearance for a suspended license from your car, when you figure out what is happening it is often too late. 

Showing up to gun fight with a knife is known to be a bad idea. Showing up in the same Costco pants as everyone else can be just as awkward though.  I guess they are both better than showing up to a Porsche meet in a Miata.