Two vagde-owners who want a refund. Join us for our weekly mess of parenting highs and lows,with special guests and literally nothing informational whatsoever. Non-parents welcome, free self-sterilisation with every episode.
Pandemic Mothers AKA We're Worn Down To Nubs by Jen and Sophie
HEY pals!!!! This episode is from our subscriber-only feed, which we wanted to share with you guys just in case you might be on the verge of joining our listener-supported show and need a lil something to tip you over the edge! So from behind the safety of a paywall, we are now producing TWO shows a week – a full episode every Monday and a mini every Thursday for €4 a month. So it's basically 50p an episode for us to squabble over. If you fancy sampling the all-new episodes go to https://broadcast.talltales.ie/ to pledge your allegiance to MOP and sure if you hate it, you can always cancel!
Helloooo so we have good news and GOOD NEWS! We're back recording our new series of Mother Of Pod. We've missed talking shite about our kids, our other halves and the strangers who piss us off on the daily. We have a slightly new set up. We've partnered with Broadcast, Ireland's first streaming service powered with the support of listeners. So here's the deal: for €5 you get 6 new episodes every week for the next six weeks, plus an extra minisode every week. So that is essentially 12 episodes for a fiver ;) Whooopah So head to www.broadcast.talltales.ie to unlock the new series of Mother Of Pod. The first two episodes and a minisode are already there waiting for your earholes.
Ep 71 We celebrate our new overlord, the trampoline by Jen and Sophie
Ep 70 Confusingly recorded pre Ep69 just to fuck with you by Jen and Sophie
Ep 69 casually quarantined with an army by Jen and Sophie
Ep 68 Postpartum Feelings Apocalypse (Featuring Jen's First Ever Act Of Self-Censorship) by Jen and Sophie
It's the birth of SPIKETWIIIIIIIG !!!
Hello pals!!! So turns out we haven't just been shite-ing around! We've been hand-whittling a new show called The Vulture Club! First episode hits the pod-waves this Sunday, February 9th 2020, and we would be much obliged if you would subscribe on iTunes, Spotify etc. Just search 'The Vulture Club', it's a pod where we chat all things pop culture, gossip, TV, books and films and even have a special interview segment in which we attempt to socialise with other people.
Some post-game analysis of Room To Improve: The Dermot Spectacular, a lot of pissues and princess chats.
Hey pals... we've been trapped under children for weeks but we've got a brand new recorded-quite-a-while-ago-but-never-before-released episode!!!!! We went on a communal family holiday and it wasn't a complete disaster whoohooo.
Jen and Soph return for more tales from beyond the delivery room. Expect way too much information about Sophie's tormented nipples and an uncalled for tangent about verruca removal.
Jen is trawling for freebies and Sophie is moaning and repainting the gaff.
This week, we unpack the Mother Of Daughters Scannal (a little more has come to light since we recorded so forgive anything we've left out) have a deep bitch about people without kids in tow parking in parent parking spaces and our incredible new business idea called the Tanty-dom™️ 'Silenced For Her Pleasure', a condom for restraining tantrumming toddlers. Also pretty please vote for Sophie's book, Filter This, in the Irish Book Awards here at this link: https://www.irishbookawards.irish/vote2019/
Ep 59 Plumbing, bottom droolers and hot tank hell by Jen and Sophie
Between Jen's Enya-level flow and Sophie's knicker-wetting sneezes, this week's episode is HEAVY on bodily fluids. Come on in for tales of potty training woes, annoying people on the internet and the annoying people we live with...
Hello, hello and welcome to this week's episode. It includes wall-to-wall whinging from Sophie and a harrowing tale of dog masturbation from Jen. What's not to love? For tickets to our next live show at Cork Podcast Festival on Sunday the 13th of October, follow this link: https://uticket.ie/event/mother-of-pod-cork-podcast-festival To buy Sophie's new book, Filter This, follow this link (it'd make her very happy): https://www.easons.com/filter-this-sophie-white-9781529343311
Ep 56 Introducing SpikeTwig Our New Parasitic Co-Host by Jen and Sophie
In this week's episode, Jen and Soph have even less of a point than usual. We cover first jobs, vommageddon and a trip to A&E with an hysterical husband.
This week's episode is a full therapy sesh with a lot of clamminess and some light nudity. Jen and Soph cover the hell-plague that it fruit flies, the hell-plague that is dealing with your loved ones and a whole lot of nutting.
On this week's episode, Jen mingles with other mums, while Sophie is making animal noises in front of hot celebrities. We talk the absolute ball-ache of Summer bedtimes and the curious case of the missing steak. So come on in the humidity means we're humming and moister than ever....
It's been too long pals! Wade in our waters for some solid bitching about life, bad mouthing of our various other halves and spawn and of course our mew regular segment: confectionary corner – back by popular demand.
WARNING: This week's episode is a hellfest and contains actual audio of the absolute prick that is BEDTIME. Also covered: the time Jen sicked on a SoulCycle class and a rank fish that haunted Sophie's house.
Ep 50 Mother Of Pod...More Like Mother Of Prod by Jen and Sophie
Ep48 Rage and rage remorse ... by Jen and Sophie
EP 47 Interview with Twisted Doodles by Jen and Sophie
EP 46 We're back... do you REALLY know what a hymen is !? by Jen and Sophie
Ep 45 OVER parenting... seriously!? by Jen and Sophie
Unsurprisingly sometimes mental illness and motherhood do NOT mix as Sophie reports. Jen gets real about Jake GyllenHAWK and Ari is not here for Sophie's X Factor audition bullshit. ON A SERIOUS NOTE: I (Sophie here hi!) just wanted to state that my medication is totally essential for my health and I didn't want this story in the podcast to put anyone off medication like this. My meds help me stay well and it absolutely was my own carelessness that caused this issue. And plus it's very hard to even deduce if the medication was making me feel bad or the anxiety around what was going to happen but long story short ignore me cuz I'm not a doctor!!!! Big love pals!
From auto-fellating, tongue-ties and talking shit about the nation's sweethearts, the Happy Pears to reminiscing about soggy biscuit, THAT Ricky Martin fan and unearthing the truth behind Seb's refusal to jizz out another baby for Sophie to smell, tbh It might be our most random episode yet.
Ep 39 MOP Jen is on the edge and Sophie is shoplifting from a bearded 12 year old by Jen and Sophie
Ep 38 MOP Jen and Sophs talk marriage tips, dangerous men .. sexdolls and dicks *surprise face* by Jen and Sophie
Ep 37 Mother Of Pod Too Many Cocks In The Kitchen by Jen and Sophie
EP36 We talk school and the minefield of 'parent whatapp groups' also Trinny Woodall...just because. by Jen and Sophie
With Jen still off birthing the stubborn second child, Sophie chatted to Ranae Von Meding, an actress, writer and theatre maker, about her and her wife's experience of having a child in a country with archaic and baffling laws concerning gay parental rights. Ranae also shared her experience recovering from the eating disorder that marred her younger years.
EP 34 Mother Of Pod Jen's New Baby Mixdown by Jen and Sophie
While Jen was in the stirrups, Sophie made a new pal, Senator Lynn Ruane, activist and author of People Like Me, her incredible new memoir. We talk motherhood, rebelling, growing up and a disturbing incident with Jack Black's penis. Follow us: Instagram @motherofpodcast www.instagram.com/motherofpodcast/ Facebook @motherofpod m.facebook.com/motherofpod Email us motherofpodcast@gmail.com Follow Lynn @senlynnruane on Insta and Twitter Buy People Like Me here https://www.amazon.com/People-Like-Me-Lynn-Ruane-ebook/dp/B07GGG3CKZ Hosted by Jennifer O'Dwyer and Sophie White Produced by Cassie Delaney
This week on Mother Of Pod, we chat to FRESH MUM, Jen Stevens editor of Irish Country Magazine about new motherhood, her difficult journey to baby land and how NOBODY FUCKING TELLS YOU!!! Follow us: Instagram @motherofpodcast www.instagram.com/motherofpodcast/ Facebook @motherofpod m.facebook.com/motherofpod Email us motherofpodcast@gmail.com Follow Jen @jenstevensdub Hosted by Jennifer O'Dwyer and Sophie White Produced by Cassie Delaney
Welcome back fanny friends! This week Jen and Soph are talking the big stuff: life after death, last rites and, eh, a long sidebar concerning dick glimpses in movies and THAT scarf scene in the Bodyguard - peruse it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2NtAuuEYwg Follow us: Instagram @motherofpodcast www.instagram.com/motherofpodcast/ Facebook @motherofpod m.facebook.com/motherofpod Email us motherofpodcast@gmail.com Hosted by Jennifer O'Dwyer and Sophie White Produced by Cassie Delaney Links to shite we're talking about: Watch the Whitney doc 'Can I Be Me" here on Netflix https://bit.ly/2vVgOPo Sophie book recommendation The Importance Of Being Aisling (sequel to Oh My God What A Complete Aisling) is available to pre-order here now. https://amzn.to/2L3aTMZ
Ep 29 – Mince And Mental Health by Jen and Sophie
Ep 28 MOP In One Ear And Out The Other by Jen and Sophie
Ep 27 The Spin Off Show: My Favourite Room To Improve In The Attic by Jen and Sophie
Ep 26 Memories, the farce of memory making for ingrates by Jen and Sophie
In this week’s episode, Vaginaheads Jen and Soph chat to Roisín Kelly all about her son, Arlo’s diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder (ASD), the scourge of Spanx and the joys of double standards. Follow us: Instagram @motherofpodcast www.instagram.com/motherofpodcast/ Facebook @motherofpod m.facebook.com/motherofpod Email us motherofpodcast@gmail.com Hosted by Jennifer O'Dwyer and Sophie White Produced by Cassie Delaney Follow Roisín on Instagram @roisinanna https://www.instagram.com/roisinanna/
Ep 24 MOP Post Birth Period Fuckery by Jen and Sophie