Mumblecore

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Pride and Prejudice (2005) as they continue on their journey of watching too many Keira Knightley movies. Spoiler alert: Megan really latches onto the fact that her moon is in Virgo.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss She's Out Of My League (2010) and Charlotte makes a strong pro-dude humor case. Spoiler alert: light Lord of the Rings, but when isn't it?

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Moulin Rouge (2001) and whether Ewan is better with or without his suspenders. Spoiler alert: tuberculosis is contagious, we think.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Bend It Like Beckham (2002) and every point at which it makes no sense. Is the soccer team free? Has Jules hooked up with Joe? Is Santa Clara widely-known for its soccer prestige? Spoiler alert: the soccer players here are not mean enough to be believable.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Jennifer's Body (2009) and how it almost makes sense. Spoiler alert: Megan Fox is hot enough to induce magic.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Bring It On (2000) and the way that mansion would surely have an en-suite bathroom for Cliff to brush his teeth in. Spoiler alert: The Matrix but not really. Mostly just that Neo is a hacker.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Real Women Have Curves (2002) and the ways it may or may not have (it did) influenced Lady Bird (2017). Spoiler alert: everyone loves the early 2000s Chalamet! He's scrawny and he's lovable.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Home Alone (1990), the Christmas movie that escaped them both in their youth. Spoiler alert: the most annoying Licorice Pizza dialogue. So sorry, Charlotte couldn't help herself.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Love Actually (2003) and try to understand all of its insane characters and subplots. Spoiler alert: there's a stage performance because of course there is, it's a 2000s movie!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss What's Your Number? (2011) and once again debate if there's such a thing as a good rom-com. Spoiler alert: they still aren't on the same page but at least we can all agree that you should never swim in a harbor!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss The Village (2004) and whether either of them were smart enough to see the twist coming. Spoiler alert: they weren't! And also some Dune but, really, who hasn't seen it?

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Coraline (2009) and the insane conversations you'd have to have with a clay artist to end up with either the upstairs or downstairs neighbors. Spoiler alert: this was probably supposed to be up before Halloween, but here we are. Oh, also, parts of Dune and French Dispatch but nothing really that major so, eh, it's fine.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) so they can round out their early aughts rom-com knowledge. Spoiler alert: Charlotte still finds a way to bring up Ready Player One!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss He's Just Not That Into You (2009) and why it's a beautifully-crafted expression of our shared dating neuroses. Spoiler alert: Megan disagrees!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003) against Megan's will. Spoiler alert: it's in fact the best Spy Kids only because it has an event that resembles a pod race.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Treasure Planet, the top sleepover movie of their Blockbuster youth. Spoiler alert: the cat captain...is hot.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss The Parent Trap (1998) and why everyone remembers the ear piercing scene so vividly. Spoiler alert: this literally only worked out because both parents are rich.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Sky High (2005) and how it introduced one of the most underrated teen heartthrobs of all time. Spoiler alert: this is now a Warren Peace appreciation podcast.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Holes (2003) and the TikTok content it spurned that now allows us a way to connect with coworkers. Thank God. Spoiler alert: kids are mean to each other and Megan does not like it. Plus witness our abruptest transition ever because Megan and Charlotte can't stop talking about nonsense when they record!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Sweet Home Alabama (2002) and all the reasons Megan thinks Melanie makes a huge mistake. Spoiler alert: Charlotte disagrees!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Scooby-Doo (2002), the first live-action Scooby-Doo movie and all its terrible effects. Spoiler alert: boobs. So many boobs. And Megan does a lengthy sermon direct from a deranged Letterboxd reviewer so...stick around!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Freaky Friday (2003) and all the ingenious ways it has teen heartthrob Chad Michael Murray try to fuck both a minor and her mom. Spoiler alert: there's a culminating stage performance that is both sick and indicative of growth in a mother-daughter relationship! Huge aughts win.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss School of Rock (2003) and whether it's lesson of do the best with whatever you've got still holds up. Spoiler alert: Jack Black is a vision in a shorts-forward school uniform.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss the seminal female revenge movie John Tucker Must Die (2006) in an attempt to uncover the deep mid-aughts need for thousands of layers. Spoiler alert: this movie is maybe bad for women!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) and all of the ways it was full of creepy college-age dudes. Spoiler alert: Blake Lively is not a convincing athlete.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Napoleon Dynamite (2004) to see if it holds up to their zany, quotable memories. Spoiler alert: we have a lot of thoughts on cell phones ruining the traditional high school experience which should involve farmer Olympics instead.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Aquamarine (2006) and whether it holds up upon the rewatch as an adult. Spoiler alert: mostly we just talk about our horribly specific 2000s youth and all its many clothing layers.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Adventureland (2009) and try to figure out why it's Charlotte's guilty pleasure. Spoiler alert: we're back from our break and still doing the bare minimum!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss The Princess Diaries (2001) and The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) and rehash most of their excruciating youth. Sorry in advance. Spoiler alert: we are simple woman looking for a Michael or anyone who plays an instrument.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss The Shawshank Redemption (1994) and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) to see why we're glued to the screen every time they're inevitably on cable TV. Spoiler alert: obviously all of the Harry Potter franchise and Megan got a TikTok so buckle up it's a Gen Z ride.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Do the Right Thing (1989) and Moonstruck (1987) as they explore great New York City films and the zaniness inherent in them all. Spoiler alert: Nic Cage's tattoo is real, people! This is a man with a real-world lizard in a top hat on his back! Incredible news.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Mulholland Dr. (2001) and Her (2013) to find out what makes this lonely, show-biz city tick! Spoiler alert: the wife in Mulholland was definitely not in Cheaper By the Dozen! How would that even make sense, Charlotte!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Babe (1995) and Sunset Boulevard (1950) to see if their parent steered them correctly! Spoiler alert: sheep-herding pigs really get us.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020) and Mank (2020) to see if they live up to the 2021 Oscar hype. Spoiler alert: of course they don't! Also, apologies for saying Abbie Hoffman's accent is Chicago...you think we'd know Massachusetts when we hear one!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Inside Out (2015) and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) and the reasons each makes them cry. Spoiler alert: the reasons aren't that reasonable, really.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Tenet (2020) and Looper (2012) to try and talk through how time travel works. Spoiler alert: they don't succeed!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Dead Poets Society (1989) and Reservoir Dogs (1992) as the only way for them to finally make it through these is by force! Spoiler alert: that heist episode of Rick and Morty. What incredibly ingenious cartoon comedy!

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Sixteen Candles (1984) and Project X (2012). Join them in their discovery that these are not their favorite party movies and are, in fact, both heinous and horrible. Spoiler alert: teenage boys are terrible to each other.

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Over the Moon (2020) and A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon (2019) based on their unsubstantiated guess that these are the worst movies nominated for an Oscar this year. Spoiler alert: neither is as good as Kubo and the Two Strings :/

In this week's episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Alien (1979) and Gravity (2013) in a futile attempt to live out their dreams of seeing them in a theater. Spoiler alert: this is about space and boy does space make you nauseous!

In this episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Thelma and Louise (1991) and Paris, Texas (1984) in an attempt to feel anything at all during these long winter months. Spoiler alert: Badlands somehow, but you saw that coming.

In this episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss It's A Wonderful Life (1946) and Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) both of which they have totally said they've seen when in fact they very much had not. Spoiler alert: Megan has some pathological lying tendencies she really should work through...

In this episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss Gladiator (2000) and The Tree of Life (2011) and why they were way worse than the film bros promised. Spoiler alert: everyone filmmaker needs to ask themselves "am I just doing this because I hate my dad?"

In this episode, Megan and Charlotte discuss teen crushes and their love-hate relationship with 17 Again (2009) and Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008). Spoiler alert: being a 14-year-old girl is awful.

In this episode, Megan and Charlotte air their unique shames by discussing their love of National Treasure (2004) and Kicking and Screaming (1995). Spoiler alert: their real shame is thinking anyone cares.

Welcome to Mumblecore, something that is almost a movie podcast. This week we review Die Hard (1988) and Top Gun (1986) at the behest of every film bro we've ever met. Spoiler alert: we're not obsessed.