One Funny Morning...with Dena Blizzard

Join me today when we find out if you're a runner, Why nipples fall off, The Liver King and we meet Dean from New Zealand.

Join me today as we deal with my gall bladder, a yummy watermelon/ strawberry Smoothie and reminisce about the morning show!  

Join me as we talk Mother's Day, buying your own presents and the teacher who left a legacy to her former students. #NewYorkTimes

It's time for One Funny Morning ... with special guest - Comedian and Author Aron Woldeslassie! www.aronwoldeslassie.com A little more about Aron ... he is a stand-up comedian, author, and producer based in St. Paul, Minnesota. His comedy comes from a blend of observations on race, relationships, and culture as well as personal stories. Aron's work has been featured on Minnesota Public Radio, TPT's Almanac, Mpls.St.Paul Magazine, various literary magazines, and Aron was named a finalist in Sisyphus Brewing's Funniest Person in Minneapolis Contest and the House of Comedy's Funniest Person with a Day-Job Contest. Selected as a “Comic to Watch” by Racket Magazine, he has performed at the Fountain City Comedy Festival, the Tower City Comedy Festival, and the Milwaukee Comedy Festival among others - and you can catch him at the Vail Comedy Festival this Memorial Day weekend!

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest, Comedian Mike E. Winfield! A little more about Mike ... His comedy is refreshing & relatable in a way that makes him a comedic genius. Hailing from Baltimore, MD, Mike E. moved to California to pursue comedy & to escape the rough streets of Baltimore, remembering how he found a gun under his Mom's pillow as a child, & thought, “I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY TEETH TO FALL OUT.” The comedy scene felt natural to him & he embraced it raking up credits such as The Late Show with David Letterman, a reoccurring role on NBC's The Office, Brad Paisley's Comedy Rodeo on Netflix, an Emmy Nomination, & multiple movies in post production, one with the rapper DMX called PIMP. Somehow in the midst of rising to the top, he had to grow up quickly because he fell in love & married an older woman with a child. That was actually the problem, he wasn't ready to be a husband, so he made many mistakes within the marriage. He has since learned & developed a bond with his stepson, or as he calls him - “ StepMAN” - because they're close in age. He takes his ups & downs in his life & marriage & turns them into jewels he releases on stage. Mike is currently on tour and can be seen at the Vail Comedy Festival this Memorial Day weekend. Check out all of his tour dates and more at www.mikewinfield.com

It's time for One Funny Morning ... with special guest, Magician Travis Nye! Travis has this to say about his love of magic ... ... In the last 19 years, my interest in performing magic tricks and fooling people turned into a passion for engaging with my audience and creating moments of wonder. I had to learn to first get my audience to care about the "tricks" I was doing, and only then was it possible to create moments of Magic. With this idea magic is no longer just for kids, it has proven to be a long-lasting experience talked about and resulting in getting rebooked multiple years in a row ... And not only has Travis been booked for events across the country, he has made a number of television appearances, including America's Got Talent … AND you can catch him at this year's Vail Comedy Festival on Memorial Day Weekend. For more on Travis, visit www.magicoftravisnye.com

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest, Comedian and Actor - Katie Hannigan! A little more about Katie ... she is a stand up comic, actor and writer. Her stand up has been featured on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central, Just For Laughs New Faces, The Late Late Show with James Cordon, and MTV. Her debut album Feeling of Emptiness was named Ten Best of 2022 by the Interrobang. Katie is a member of SAG AFTRA and has appeared in That Damn Michael Che, Succession, PBSkids, commercials for Subway, Cheezits, Mabelline, Home Depot, and many indie films and sketches. Katie's writing credits include the original series Death Hacks starring Thomas Middleditch and Kristen Schaal. Katie hosts the popular podcast Lady Journey with comedian Sarah Tollemache, who will be joining us on Tipsy Tuesday in a few weeks … and they both will be appearing at the Vail Comedy Festival this Memorial Day weekend. Check out the full list of Katie's tour dates here: www.katiehannigan.com

It's time for One Funny Morning with my special guest, Comedian Andy Haynes! A little more about Andy ... Based in New York City, Andy has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, HBO, and has been a featured guest on Skeptic Tank with Ari Shaffir, Stuff Island, the Adam Friedland show, and Stavvy's World. His Don't Tell Comedy Set has over a million views. Andy has performed at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as the SXSW, Moontower, New York Comedy and Sketchfest festivals. He's a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York and the Comedy Store in Los Angeles and can be seen opening for some of the biggest names in comedy and you can catch him this Memorial Day weekend at the Vail Comedy Festival. You can follow him on Instagram at @iamandyhaynes!

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest, Comedian Jordan Policicchio! A little more about Jordan: He is a multi-talented comedian, actor and podcast host who brings an electrifying energy to each performance. He can be described as “frustrated with the world” as he takes you through his childhood, marriage and hilarious stories about his life. You've seen him in over 10 commercials for major brands like McDonalds, DoorDash, RBC and more. He's a rostered Yuk Yuks comedian and been featured at The Haymaker Comedy and Vail Comedy Festivals ... and you can catch him at this year's Vail Comedy Festival, Memorial Day weekend.

Join me today as we talk Di's 78th birthday, we meet Zach Peterson and talk about planting flowers!

Join me today as we talk about my class with Missy, Why Jason thinks I don't read and why I look like a ghost today.

Join me today as we discuss what your doctoral degree would be in, Why are elbow patches so sexy?, what is Blumble doing with blocking men we don't want to match with? #bumble

Join me today as we make our Maple Cashew Smoothie, debate the correct way to say "Apricot" in a sexy voice and talk about our favorite popes.

Today is Easter Monday, also known as Dingus Day! Be sure to pick up some pussy willows and hit someone in the crotch! Join me today as we discuss the Pope's passing, living with my mom and how everyone's Easter was.

It's Good Friday! We are talking about the holidays, French Drains, Dingy Day and who you're going to hit in the crotch this Easter Monday.

From Maundy Thursday to hammer thumbs, your first kiss and the planet K2-18b....today's show has a little bit of everything! 

Today we are making a Strawberry Avocado Protein Smoothie.

It's time for One Funny Morning with my special guest - Comedian and Humorist, Mark Masters! A little more about Mark ... he is Colorado's 2nd cleanest comedian, a comedy club headliner and a lovable goof who is not above an open mic with a sticky floor. Mark has headlined Comedy Clubs in cities large and small, corporate events all over and has appeared on various media outlets like NPR, ABC, OutsideTV, ESPN, the Clean Comedy Podcast, and even The Zimbabwe Herald. He's also worked with comedians from HBO, NBC, ABC, CBS, Comedy Central, CONAN and Netflix. Based in Colorado, Mark is a published author and humorist for nationally distributed magazines. He is the founder of the Vail Comedy Show and the founder and organizer of Vail Comedy Festival, a Memorial Day Weekend 3 day event that is a Denver Post "Best Bet". Mark is not on Facebook or Instagram but has a website at www.markmasters.co (c-o like Colorado), where you can check out his tour dates and all his projects.

Join us today as we make a dirty smoothie, Talk about "Thong Life" and why my basil is so limp. #VitalProteins

Today is definitely an UGLY Monday. Join me as we weigh in on the things that weigh us down and find a way to band together and find some light on this dreary day.

Join me today as we discuss sexy overalls, men's periods and the Ruby Franke Documentary.

Craig has had a career in show business, spanning over four decades as a stand up comedian, actor, author, writer and producer. He has performed comedy for four US Presidents, four solo comedy TV specials, won Standup Comedian of the Year at the American Comedy Awards, appeared on Broadway, is an award-winning TV/Film producer, and best-selling author of a novel and two children's books. He is a prominent speaker and coach; the founder and creator of Winning With Humor live events, one-on-one coaching, and training system. He's written, produced, and starred in several feature films … appeared in Parks & Recreation, and has guest starred in such film and TV productions as Pleasantville, Scream 2, Fuller House and Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Craig is also the producer/creator/host of the Amazon Prime shows, The Wolf Pac and Comedy Kitchen. Based on his nonprofit foundation Laughter Heals, he's spoken all over the world, but tomorrow you can find him on One Funny Morning and on Saturday night at Soul Joels in Pottstown, PA. Check out his other tour dates here: https://www.craigshoemaker.com/

A little more about Don ... What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master's Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world's first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don's been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network and will be at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia on March 25th …

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest - Actor and Comedian Jamie Lissow! A little more about Jamie ... is an actor and comedian who can currently be seen as a weekly guest on the #1 rated late night talk show, GUTFELD! Prior to that, Jamie starred alongside SNL alums Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Norm MacDonald, and David Spade in the Netflix Original Series REAL ROB, in which he also served as co-writer and producer. Jamie has appeared on THE TONIGHT SHOW, THE LATE LATE SHOW, LAST COMIC STANDING, and his DRY BAR COMEDY SPECIAL has racked up over 20 million views. Most recently, Jamie can be seen in the feature DADDY DAUGHTER TRIP alongside Rob Schneider, John Cleese, and Michael Bublé. He is currently working on the feature film, The Animal 2, for Fox/Tubi and continues to headline comedy clubs across the country - with a number of show dates on the calendar for his “Divorced Dad Tour” … which is coming to Philadelphia this May. www.jamielissow.com

It's time for One Funny Morning, with special guest - Holistic Registered Dietician Amy Gonzalez! A little more about Amy - she is a Registered Dietitian specializing in functional nutrition, mineral balance, and gut health. She helps clients uncover the root causes of their symptoms through personalized nutrition, functional testing, and practical lifestyle shifts for long-term wellness. She is also the author of 5-Ingredient Smoothies, a book inspired by her own journey—where smoothies became her gateway to understanding the healing power of food and the role of simple, nourishing ingredients in restoring health. As a mom of three and multi-business owner, she understands the challenges of balancing health with a busy life and is passionate about empowering families to make lasting, confident nutrition choices. To learn more about Amy visit https://theholisticrd.com/. Get Amy's Book - 5 Ingredient Smoothie Recipe Book! https://amzn.to/3Fh8SyB

Today we are celebrating Hank's 98th Birthday on Wisdom Wednesdays at Dunkin Donuts! What do you want to ask Hank?

It's time for One Funny Morning ... with special guest - filmmaker, actor, activist, entrepreneur AND former Miss America Nina Davuluri! Nina first gained international recognition by becoming the first South Asian to win the title of Miss America in 2014 - solidifying her place in history. Her foray into filmmaking combines the network she has cultivated, her love for advocacy, and disrupting global beauty standards by producing the documentary, COMPLEXion, which was released on Amazon in 2023. As a global leader in redefining beauty standards, she spearheaded a campaign against colorism, #SeeMyComplexion. Since then, she was invited to participate in Harvard Business School's Graduate Course in the Business of Entertainment, Media & Sports. Nina truly believes entertainment and media are the most impactful mediums to create lasting change. As such, she is currently at NYU pursuing her Masters of Music in Vocal Performance as she continues to fulfill her childhood dream of being a singer. You can learn more about Nina's projects by visiting her website: www.ninadavuluri.com  

Join me today as we see my NEW clock, hear about my dream to have a house full of cuckoo clocks, sing the Greatest American Hero song and launch a YEAR OF SMOOTHIES!!!

Join me today as we discuss why I should NOT grow pot, my radio job and why you shouldn't hire a hit man in the yellow pages.