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The president of the NHA Will Jones. Took time out of his very busy schedule to discuss all sorts of topics this week leading to easily the most offensive episode yet.
After a somber week of news the guys pour up the whiskey and another classic DRUNKCAST ensues. RIP Nipsey and long live Pierre Chappa
....PAPER The guys forget how to start the show. The post-apocalyptic masterpiece "Paper" gets shelved before it even gets a script. Calvin capitivates the room with the "Fresh Prince" reimagining trailer, while Zee reminds everyone why they should've kept dark-skin Aunt Viv. Of course the conversation gets back to games as everyone talks hand-held gaming. Tim reminds the crew before Myspace, there was Photobucket and don't forget, if they hatin', you doing something right!
Bohemian Whacksody Oscar's back to shit on a movie he's never seen. If you didn't already know, Alex Jones is a lunatic. The guys start up the conspiracy theory train after a whale washes up a bit off course. The only thing dumber than a thicc phone is Samsung's phone-to-phone charging idea and sadly, Apex Legends may be doing more harm than helping when it comes to friendships.
The gang kicks the off show with some truth or lack thereof to be more specific. Zee poses the question: Why would a billionaire skimp on a sketchy run n' tug? It might finally be time for R. Kelly to see justice. Everyone is here for the Twilght Zone reboot but on the CBS streaming service? Tim reveals himself as a childhood pyromaniac while Calvin pushes for breakdancing to be an Olympic sport. Also, is Nike or the pure power of Zion to blame for that show-stopping shoe blow out?
Fuck Frank the Tank! •Oscar returns to talk about his bus stop encounter •When was a Tricky Dick tattoo ever a good idea? •Tim warns against hiking alone •Was there something wrong with bum fights? •Imagine wiping someone else’s ass at 30,000 feet
The boys are back with the first episode of the new year! ·Black Mirror changes the game with Bandersnatch ·Calvin pitches his new handheld vagina documentary ·Kye makes his debut to get in on the Grover "F" bomb debate ·Quailman is all a lie ·Disney's sexy subliminal messages ·Zee's VR arcade experience ·Tim brings the heat with the "would you rather" question of the week
Oscar from True Indigo stops by to let everyone know Seinfeld was a pedophile. Is it too late to invest in malboro or is there still time to hit the weed wave? Apparently, you can blame Limewire for the mumble-rap/emo revolution but who do we blame for Miley Cyrus? Vitamin water bets you can't go a year without your smartphone but it sounds entirely too easy. You asked, so we brought it back. It's the question of the week!
Look who it is, Alex returns to chop it up with the guys! If you're tired of that dry-ass turkey for Thanksgiving, Australia has a cow that can replace everyone's bird. The man who showed us "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea" loses his battle against ALS. A Florida woman threatens to stab a man who called her out for droppin' ass at the dollar store. Coffee says no to porn, porn says no to coffee and if you thought you've heard the dumbest name of all time, this Southwest employee might have you beat.
To drunk to write this. Drunk cast this is all.................
“I like the way you whisper right Thurr”, it’s an all ASMR episode!! Zee pulls a weird one out from 2003. Here's a hint, it ryhmes with "thingy". Are folding phones the next big thing or should we just go back to the flip? Tim and Calvin go off on Oumuamua and interstellar travel. Also, John C. Reilly got bars, who knew? Why did China build an A.I. robot news anchor? What's next, interdimensional sexting? Now go get you some Hims to stop your dick from dry heaving.
What do you know, more Red Dead talk but don't worry, we got ghost stories too. Calvin talks shark week, synching and whatever the fuck gore gore means. Whitey Bulger get snuffed out by a prison mase while Braco the gazer out here changing lives. Mantis shrimp are Kimbo Slice of the sea! Finally, which is the right way to make a bacon and eggs taco: strips or bits of bacon mixed in?
Konnichiwa bitches! Tim returns from Japan. If you thought porn shops could only be two stories high, you're sadly mistaken. The boys dust off the boots and go in on Red Dead Redemption 2. Zee also explains why he can't go to Luby's while Calvin argues the mac n' cheese is worth it. Everyone agrees that you shouldn't go sending bombs if they're not going to blow up. If your last name's O'driscoll, you might be in trouble.
We ready We ready We ready for, you know the rest. Are we really ready for China putting a fake moon in orbit just to light up the cities at night to save a little cash? Is pushing technology wrong or our destiny? HAve you seen the new Boston dynamic ground bot? All so known as evil BB-8. Jeff brings us what may possibly be the best mash-up of the year. An 80's classic mixed with a Kendrick classic is a match made in music heaven. Is it still a fast food restaurant if it has no drive? Calvin explains what drives through taste like. Plus the meaning of BPM, Banksy real intentions. Then Calvin and Zee introduce Jeff to cult classic Meteor man and the way of the Golden Lords.
Curran joins the show this week to discuss the new Teslaquila. His feelings on Drake and his newest act of culture vulturing. Sprints new iPhone Xs blood contracts. Is Lil Wayne back? Or is he still in search of the old Wayne we all loved? Then Curran and Zee discuss the baffling lunch meeting between Trump and Kanye. Plus Is Boston dynamics just conditioning us to get ready for a dystopian parkou robot infestation?
Tim heads out to Japan to get his suction cups on what the fascination with tentacle porn really is. Plus Calvin and Zee discuss the Khabib Mc Gregor brawl. The presidential alerts, and the complicated multi verse of spider man. Plus how shitty really is Venom?
This week Zee takes a different approach to starting the show, Calvin knew Cliff Huxtable but apparently not Bill Cosby, Trump gets big laughs and it's not because of his Toad piece, Tim thinks console-gaming may be shifting to mobile to make room for VR and Alex stops by to weigh in on the debate: Who's actually spinning, the stripper or the pole
Calvin returns with the tale of his escape from Canada. The gang gives their best guesses on who will be in Space Jam 2. Tim shares his thoughts on the Joker test footage while China gives Zee another reason why he’ll never move there. Plus, have you ever wondered what would happen if you got your dog high? Well, scientists at Johns Hopkins did something similar with an octopus.
Zee and Tim come together to pay tribute to San Antonio legend, Manu Ginobili! With special guests Curran and J Click, the gang goes over their forvorite plays, Manu's legacy and the future of the franchise. Plus, the pros and cons of shooting a sex tape in 2018 and have the days of dick pics finally passed?
Who's your favorite KFC colonel? Zee and Tim try to convince Calvin that Game of Thrones is the greatest show ever made. Everyone agrees that Call of Duty is bullshit and no one should buy those games anymore. Tim fesses up to his accidental theft and the guys debate how they think they'd hold up against a giant chicken. If you were looking for more gaming talk, you came to the right place!
It's been a long week for the gang but the show must go on. Zee, Tim and Calvin mull over why it's not a good idea to stroll through enemy territory. Calvin schools the boys on some good ol' Dragonball Z and everyone finds out how fast an online stand-up game turns racist. Also, still waiting on those reviews so Calvin can show his 3-piece set.
Welp, it’s a drunk-cast y’all! The guys decide to pour up some Courvoisier and see what happens. Tim’s robot stories are back and the impending doom of Earth sets in as NASA sends the first probe into the sun. Nothing can keep you down though if you just remember to CHILL OUT!
Zee, Tim and Calvin run down their most beloved childhood memories from the nostalgia MEGA-list. Was Street Sharks better than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Did anyone even buy Spyro or just play the demo? Can they get through an entire episode without bringing up wrestling? Find out this week on Dragonba....RLVNT!
Zee, Tim and Calvin discuss what to do against a sharpshooting mountain lion, Lord Zuckerberg's multi-million dollar loss for Facebook and what it really means to live passed 150. Also, they answer the age-old question: Dick or legs? Plus, a special appearance by Britsh Randy Savage!
"Welcome to relevant, home of the Internet ,think that I can bore ya". Zee,Tim and Calvin go over the highly debated hierarchy of Kennan versus Kel's career. Then try to tackle big issues of the day. Why would a star NFL quarterback wine and dine a veteran adult film star in public? Plus the story behind the Jean-Claude Van Damme's Pablo Escobar size cocaine problem on the set of the movie Street-fighter. Also how far is too far when calling the cops?
What can brighten your day more than hearing good news. Especial when its about americas first family. Zee Alex Tim discuss the newly cemented billionaire status of the newly crowed "Bylie Benner". The advantages of breathing underwater with 3-D printed Gills. Plus, whats the deal with this "Gilliweed" Harry keep talking about?
Our buddy Calvin joins the show to discuss everything from how the best friendships can come online.The dangers of specials K PSA. Animals with human faces. With a special tribute to the fatal frog himself Tony Parker. So get your Jersey and lighters ready.
Bazookas full of weed. Your forearm will soon replace your apple pay. Zee Tim and Alex break down the internets tops story. All to the smooth sound of the greatest balads of all time.
What could be more interesting then a evil uncle manipulating his young talented nephew to make decisions off greed? Tim and Zee quickly realize the answer is. There's a shit ton when you click the wrong url. From afternoon ghost sex and booty balls. To super sonic Chinese weapons. Asking the important questions our generation like,"Should the sex robots get upgraded parts or should ups have to buy a new?"
Too much Kratom, too much alcohol and just enough of the ganja make for the best dry mouth conversations. Alex ,Tim and Zeus discuss what this new Kratom buzz is all about. Plus attempt to go over this years E3 highlights until the Taco foot guy takes over the convo. @RLVNTshow @Itsreallyalex @PicoRicoShmico
Juke Juke stops by to bring Zeus a very special package. Then sits down and talk about everything from Wesley Snipes to the conspiracy of a skin lightening Instagram model.@RLVNTshow @Itsreallyalex @PicoRicoShmico
Tim and Zeus fired up to mics with our homeboy Earl. To discuss a recap of game seven of Cleveland and the Golden State Warriors. Plus some respect to the great chef Anthony Bourdain. As well as the entire city of Cleveland who both died that same day today. Then what the fuck is BOOM BOOM shrimp and where has it been all our life. Zeus and Tim. @RLVNTshow @Itsreallyalex @PicoRicoShmico
Zeus , Alex and Tim discuss the meaning of 420. Leonardo Dicaprio's coke and coach problem. A man with 3 faces,and what the advice that alien hybrid Mark Zuckerberg's mother ship should have gave him. @RLVNTshow @Itsreallyalex @PicoRicoShmico
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