Savagely Delightful

On episode 38 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From RenegadeBlitz we discuss having no experience driving big rigs and how we instead can convert them to convertibles.Next we hear from another anonymous submitter who didn't know there was a Portland, Oregon and a Portland, Maine. Yeah uhh they went to the wrong one. OopsWe then go on to DrugResistantLigma who had a hectic day at work that only got worse when he realized that he gave the wrong guy a colonoscopy!A third anonymous source sends us a story of how they answered a "scam" caller and his mom soon came to make him regret it.Then, we go to ChineezyBleezy, who is a hopeless romantic who should have just given the wrong girl the flowers.Lastly, Kelly from Milwaukee brings us a story of just about the worst first date that we maybe have ever heard of. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 37 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From ImFeelingWhimsical, we discuss why you don't sext your boo and text your father at the same time.Travis tells us about the time his courtesy flush was not very courteous to him.Next, we hear from BobbyDontCare who made the unfortunate mistake of not hitting "confirm" while attempting to drop classes.Then, Cantothulu leaves a very descriptive review for his lawn care service that was semi-well received.Cryso_L submits his second story to us as he tells us about the time his developed nude pictures accidentally got given to the wrong customer.Lastly, we hear a story from VanessaCardui93 who had a big tussle with thrush and now wonders about the taste of her penis fly trap.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 36 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Utterly Bored, we discuss a dentist's office visit where we leave with a baby's fist.Afraid Salamander brings us a story of being high with a dog named Agent Buford.Next, we hear from Cheesy Centipede who left the worst surprise for the big box store staff after nature called.Then, Ace Paisley brings us a story of how they were locked in the shittiest escape room while on a work trip.Syntheseticopal weaves us a tale of a tale that she weaved for class one day. Now, I am just waiting on this to become a reality.Lastly, we hear a story from Darth Memer who encountered a banshee with his friends and lived to tell the tale about it....barely.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 35 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From DerpyEsper, we discuss how she attempted to sneak the stuffed bear away from her son so she could clean him and instead got caught mutilating the bear in the act.Will Pauer tells us about how he let one rip while having an MRI done and immediately came to regret his actions.Next, we hear from an anonymous source who also let one rip and caused a massive scene he had to quietly step out of to let the professionals take over.Another anonymous story shares a tale involving her lovely new kitten and the hells it unleashed on her bare nipple in the middle of the night.Ash6791 then weaves us a story about how he was pleasing his wife and instead introduced her to Spiderman and snotted all over her.Lastly, we hear a story from Fact or Factorial who discussed how he quickly ruined a newly renovated toilet in the hospital while his wife was in labor in the next room.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On this very special episode of Savagely Delightful we have a theme of parenting fails and laugh as we commiserate with what they have gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:Our first story is from Zeaus who tells us about the time he had the genius idea to get his kid a Peppa Pig Piñata only to see her in horror watching her favorite character destroyed.The next story from Kris10Amanda tells us about yet another drawback of having to work nights and not be as involved in our kids extra curricular activities as we would like.Next, Alex shares her story about asking her doctor an embarrassing question on accident and then getting an even more awkward reply.We then hear from Chris & Joy who shared their unorthodox way of helping to get their child weened off of breast feeding.Next we hop over to ArgentinaMalvina who tells his tale of unexpected having to babysit two young girls and his way of entertaining them.Then we round out the episode with a story from LeDestrier who shares his experience helping a friend babysit her twin boys and the new toys that they find.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 33 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Metaverse_tho, the man with the back-up plan, tells us about how taking down a computer server at work put his job in jeopardy. Good thing he has a fall back job!Next up, IAmMyself11 tells us about when he was little and stuck a bean in his ear only to discover it almost a decade later.A little Frog stops by next to tell us about how being motivated at 3am really bit her in the ass.ShatnersBassoon123 tells us about the time he basically shit directly on a plumber working on the sewer lines.Next, KawaiiKidney leaves more than just her past in her rearview mirror while moving out of state.And lastly, an anonymous source shares a story with us that he would not dare to share with his grieving family while sharing memories of his father. A memory that is one of every child's nightmares.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 32 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From StrongasMeat, we discuss the various kinds of hydrogen peroxide not to drink.SmirkyDarkDude weaves us a tale of stale poops that Dante would even fear.John regales us with a story that includes one of his biggest fears ever since watching 1000 Ways to Die with a story submitted by SkylanTech.Inarus06 gives his review of his first experience with a bidet that Billy Madison would applaud.VonVulpa gets to tell his story about his dickhead ex-girlfriend.And lastly, Daniel tells us about how work made him feel like trash, squeaky shoes and all.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 31 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Schmeat Dealer, we discuss whacking it in the natural night air with no one but the cameras and Mother Nature to see.From Hot_Foodie, we talk about the most surprising surprise party.From @Chrisomoishere on Instagram, we discuss a way to fail your driver's test that your test instructor won't even want to speak of.From Emotional-Kick1660, we discussing the oddest tip to get or request while at work.EggiestNerd tells us the exact wrong way to do calf raises and how they have turned her brother into a new age cryptid.Our final story of the episode comes from ElasticShoes who had a bad sleep talking experience that threatened her wonderful relationship.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show

On episode 30 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source, we discuss how retaliating before validating who someone is can get you yelled at in foreign languages.From hwell_w_t_f, we talk about a new way to get rid of ants in your house but do not try this at home.From agent218, we discuss weird birthday antics of the attention seeking.From an anonymous source, we find out the worst way to wash some dirty legos. Just a hint, it's not worth it.Our third installment of DirtiestLarry comes to us in the form of baby booger blasts.Our final story of the episode comes from ImPinocchio who had an unfortunate time with a microtome blade while working in a lab.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 29 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Ash, we discuss how body dysmorphia from weight loss can mess with your jokes to your family.Next, we take a shower with Nik and use his new soap and end up with stitches in the ER.Our biggest fear while having sex is realized with an anonymous submitters story.Finn579 tells us about a double-date he went on where they made some rookie moves.Next, another anonymous person commits the stomach-dropping act of asking their boss for drugs.Lastly, from Typography77 we discuss talking freely and the immediate assumptions made from it.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 28 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source we talk about how children, as cute as they are, can get you banned from local businesses.Next, we take a hike with Mark who looked like he lost his marbles in the river.Spiderslayerx10 tells us about how he cost the company he just got an internship with $2000 on his first day.Panda_Pantsu regales us with a tale of taking her date to the corpse field.Next, aneewslug1710 tells us how to not land a job you are interviewing for and almost waterboards themselves in the process.Lastly, Oatmeal Bastard sleepily used something "for contact lenses" which turned out not very safe for contacts at all.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 27 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From A_a_choo, we discuss how the sweet things we do for the ones we love can backfire and make us need to buy new curtains.Next, we shift gears with an anonymous source that learned how to drive a manual in an unconventional way.MyKreau tells us about the unexpected baby shower gift he got for a couple friends.A second anonymous source confesses her time at the amusement park that ended in wet drawers and claps of congratulations.Next, Esperosis discusses how she misinterpreted her friend's story of a break up as their engagement.Lastly, Stunning_Spell takes us back to when she was 5 and hid her uncle's keys from him, never to be found again....until years later.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 26 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.THIS PAST WEEK WE HIT OVER 1000 DOWNLOADS! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous submitter, we discuss calling the cops on a bird who cried wolf.From a different submitter, we talk about replying to what was thought to be a spam text but turned out to be a group in mourning.Zooville tells us a tale about hiking with friends while hungover and the chaos that ensued.From another anonymous source, we discuss the lengths that some will go to try to live up to work expectations.The fifth story comes from Shane & Lauren who are welcoming a baby into the world and when turning in papers for FMLA made a joke to the HR team regarding it.Lastly, we discuss a wonderful story just in time for Father's Day. A classic story of a child not listening to their father and deciding to do something they even know is a bad idea deep down.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 25 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From urutau, we discuss drawing a penis during class and having to play it off like it nothing while simultaneously making it worse.DirtiestLarry writes in again with a wonderfully terrible retail tale dealing with a scamming customer.An anonymous writer tells us about he and his now wife's first trip to Disney World and the way he ruined a child's ideals of Tigger after seeing a zipper on his idol.Another anonymous source tells us about about how her evening of hiking and chilling out turned into trying to piece back together a badly injured turtle while high on Silly Wonka.Our fifth story is from Stella who's 14 year old puppet found her shrooms and ate them proceeding to trip wildly.Our last story comes from another anonymous source who woke up with dry eyes and quickly made it worse by way of vape juice.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 24 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From WhereDidMyBallsGo & SuccMonbit we talk about the dangers of really safe class experiments and the risks involved directly or indirectly.An anonymous source tells us about the time he blew raspberries into his puppers armpit and her unfortunate reaction to this new sensation.upLinto tells us about the one time where she counted on her boyfriend to put together a nice mulled wine for guests and how he almost made sure to rid them of any possible vampires at the same time.DirtiestLarry talks to us about his interactions of the supermarket with a wild 'Karen' the terrible cheese seller.Another anonymous person submits a story of trying to please her lover and very much displeasing both in the process.Then our last story is by Jakoobie6 who wrote the president a very thorough risk assessment of their own and promptly got a visit by the secret service and local cops at the young age of 13!Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 23 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source, we talk about a dude who would perhaps like to throw us off.From Julius and Samara, we talk about how getting married in each state is different and you can sometimes accidentally get married at the post office. Ready or not, here it comes!Scrogtes_Magotes tells us about a relaxing day with no wife or kids and the beautiful yard job that resulted from it.Dick Holliday tells us the exact wrong way to take a nice and relaxing bath.Magoner explains how cooking some dinner to relax turned into a dignity out-the-door cleaning up your pee situation.FromG_F_Y_Plz, we discuss how a simple joke got turned into a much bigger situation ending in a real-life interrogation straight out of X-Files.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 22 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Melissa, we how cherishing a present from someone can really backfire on you.From Eric, we talk about how his terribly burrito farts set off a CO censor in his and Kate's camper van and she still has no idea at the time of recording. She still wasn't sure what was setting off their alarm in the first place.KoalaKazoo tells us about her needy birds named Sunny and Starla and the "Crow Tax" that she must pay each day.Jam9711 tells us about trying to turn his testicular check into a one-stop shop doctor visit. Turns out that trauma can mean two different things while at the office.From Yugledude, we discuss how apparent it should be that you do not use Nair for hair removal on your balls.From Leprecaun8, we talk about that Leo energy taking on the gallon of milk challenge and how well that went for them.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 21 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source, we talk about doing the right thing then it getting turned around on you by the authorities.From Jets237, we talk about how one little hyphen can make one huge difference.SneakyFudge brings us a story of sneaking into a bathroom and then trying to sneak that fudge into another toilet with wallpaper peeling off all around you.Ben W. tells us about a harrowing tale of going to the bathroom with poison oak for toilet paper.Evaleenora tells us a simple tale of taking directions very well from a doctor.From Zal-Tech, we talk about how sending a link to something online to your mom can turn out to be inappropriate and down-right wrong. Thank goodness for fun moms!Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 20 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source, we talk about how hunting boar in your sleep can break more than just your spirit.From another anonymous source we discuss the panic that ensues when coming face-to-face with killer geese.Another anonymous source tells us how they tried to help a customer find the website to apply their for work and accidentally directed them to a porn site.Fajita John tells us about the time that he convinced his parents to get him a PC and then instantly gave it all the viruses from LimeWire and some other sites.From DrillSargee, we talk about how it is not common for sushi to come with guacamole but sometimes you just have to find out the hard way.Lastly, Mike tells us about the time he and two other friends were trying to figure out a fancy new grill and ended up grilling his friend's face instead of the burgers.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 19 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source, we talk about how some verbal diarrhea almost turned into HR's worst nightmare.From another anonymous source we discuss how forging mom's name is a lot harder to pull off when you think her real name is "mom".Veggie_Lauren tells us about how googling something when it's too late sometimes ends in heartbreak.HeckingDoofus brings us a tale of buying the devil's lettuce from an unknown person made it seem that he was propositioning a woman for sex.From Tim L. we talk about how he really surprised his former classmates with his show n' tell choice from Rawhide in Arizona.Lastly, some dude in New Zealand tells us about how a huge shroom trip led to his sleep out catching fire and finding refuge (or not) with the alpacas.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 18 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source, we talk about waking up to a terrible surprise instead of the bedside water you expected.From another anonymous source we discuss not wanting to be "that sibling" and it backfiring completely.Huzzy 1999 tells us a tale of discovering that a classmate is pregnant while in class and in front of everyone.Boy of Mine tells us about his awesome banking security question and how it gave a stranger permission to insult him.From Mystical Fruit, we are warned of the needs of actually reading an instruction manual and are told what can happen when you don't.Lastly, from a second-time story submitter, jsmith4523, we talk about how ruining a surprise on Instagram got him fired and blocked from following Six Flags.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 17 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Jazzwicks87, we talk about how teaching your children banking and investing can turn around to bite you in the a$$.From ObCappedVicious, we talk about how sometimes having a sense of humor at work can turn around on you.From Donut Fountain, we discuss people nonchalantly being given another alias.From iDarnktoMuchCaffeine, we discuss the dangers of garbage disposals and the threat to our wits that they cause.From Dreader2001, we heed the warning of not drinking from any ol' water bottle that you see lying around.And lastly, from jackharvest, we discuss children who have discovered bidets in the worst of ways. (Tushy, do you hear me? Tushy, do you care?)Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comPodChaser: zTQfKbv3SmeTGsp7dxJESupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 16 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From jsmith4523 (Jaden Smith, are you listening?!), we talk about tripping your ex-girlfriend at the worst possible time.Physicslover69 brings us a story about not researching your interviewer before an interview and the sticky situation it will put you in.From whyorwhomthefuck, we talk about calling the cops on your neighbors for having the world's worst case of gamer rage.DFJ3xxx brings us the story of being at work for a small company and getting walked in on while going to the bathroom and literally being caught with your pants around your ankles.From Nikki from Colorado, we discuss forgetting about eating an edible and panicking thinking you have food poisoning instead.Our last story is coming from unknownperson561 (who we decided is in witness protection service), talks to us about getting locked out of their apartment while accepting a package for their neighbor. Amazon delivery man saves the day!Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 15 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From RickRossthebos, we talk about a silly April Fool's Day joke that makes you need to change pharmacy.From Magsey, we talk about waiting in line behind parked cars for a sundae machine we know will be broken anyways.From tifubgshagtw, we talk about accidentally becoming crazy high during a trip to the local Walmart.From an anonymous source, we talk about the love of fish tanks being larger than our floors can handle.From another anonymous source, we talk about whispering sweet nothings about our bowel movements to our partners.And from The Swear Crow, we talk about how sleeping pills can mess with you and create some odd dreams filled with Minecraft Wolves.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 14 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:honestlyidk_00 talks about almost shipping their wallet to China.From another source, we talk about kneeling to pet a cat and how talking to it can make you look a little crazy.From sway1141 we talk about how thinking you forgot a child is not as bad as actually forgetting a child.From ProfessionalFortune5, we talk about the differences between a stapler and a shredder.Great Sirius teaches us that Facetiming mom is not always the best idea when discussing pickles.And from Big Matty, we talk about a unhappy ending to a massage.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 13 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From PheasantlyHappy, we cover a story about how ASMR should always be used through headphones and what comes of it when you do not.From an anonymous source, we talk about the importance of looking at tech one step at a time even if the step seems silly to even think about.From FreelancerTex, we talk about texting our dad's about the best duck* ever.From Leah from Philadelphia, we discuss company funded intimate apparel.From AHomeisACastle, we talk about some rowdy military men who wrecked two tanks and caused more damage.From an anonymous source, we explore a story of teens being teens and getting locked into a clothes donation bin.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 12 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From PJ Cakes, we discuss sleepwalking to the kitchen and downing a jar of peppers and having to deal with those repercussions. Error Heavy tells us how Captain America saved her thighs from chaffing but not from public humiliation.From Particularly Grape 12 discuss the effects of eating garlic on the human body.Elegant Revenue then takes us into a story about terrible phone contact names and the horrors that it can cause.Then coffeethrowaway243 tells us about their porn mating call and the witness to the scene. After this we hear from Buck Nastys Mamma who tells us about the time they were talking dirty to their washing machine.Lastly, we hear from Laina who warns us what can be awaiting the other side of our own voicemail accounts.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 11 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From bacondip, we talk about a word mash-up and politely telling a female coworker to "spread her legs" in a male dominant workplace.From SandersSchmittlaube, we discuss a futile game of cat & mouse with Puss in Boots.From SomeSengStudent, we talk doing the wrong assignment at the wrong time.From Punanistan, we talk flushing away your only set of car keys and in doing so also teaching your toddler a colorful new f* word.From Molly Pops of Color, we discuss anonymous COVID conversations and just going along with the situation when needed.From Boombaxi, we talk about how supportive drunk women can be and the lengths that they will go to to support others. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show

On episode 10 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.First, we want to take a moment though to thank Allison Werres for being our first Patreon donor.This week we go through the following stories:From uptoelbowsincloeslaw, we discuss hiding your Bacardi rum in a contact solutions case.An anonymous source shares with us why we should always fully read a greeting card before purchasing, especially if it is for a child to use.From Jussi from Roseville CA, we discuss a Valentine's Day spa day gone completely wrong.HalesBales8 tells a tale of how she sent the wrong text to the wrong person and the awkwardness that ensues.From Will, we talk about how being a worldly new employee can sometimes bite you in the ass when trying to show your prowess.From an anonymous source, we talk about the best represented toothpaste brand, Supreme.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 9 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From thin_juggernaut_1502, we discuss our guilty consciences and how taking a pee test can make our minds run wild.Nautilus_Null tells us a story where shaving in the shower can end in having hairy eyes and a night filled with tweezers.From Scott in Philadelphia, we talk about the worst thing you can do when cleaning your place while drunk. Mr. Clean would be so disappointed.From sigfigg, we discuss the great work that nursing staff do in long term care facilities and how that line of work can quickly turn into an impromptu scavenger hunt.Can'tControlMyFace brings us a story about how their first day working at a bakery factory turned into their last day as well as they accidentally act out a scene from 'I Love Lucy'.From liviathisbe, we talk Charmed and how astral projecting should only be attempted in an environment that you are familiar with and feel safe in.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 8 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From throwaway-bc-im-dumb, we discuss how being a neutral caregiver turns into talking in tongues and being a blessed Pentecostal while you are atheist.From KweenLlama, we get educated on what queefs are and admire the wonderful invention that is "Incognito" mode.From an anonymous source, we discuss how not paying attention to what you are drinking can turn a bad situation into a worse one.From Vic Woodhull, we discuss the necessity of verifying that an email really is a scam before calling someone out for bad grammar to everyone.From GremlinNGoats, we discuss how not having privacy when you have kids goes up tenfold when children are doing distanced learning.From Frederick_the_Medico, we discuss how a bad interview nearly almost also got him stuck in an open prison Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 7 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Joaoperfig, we discuss voting in the pandemic.From Elitist Cuisine, we discuss Christian sledding on bunny slopes with amputees.From Tharic99, we have another great story of odd things people do in their sleep.From an anonymous source, we discuss accidentally flirting with your new boss at a call center.From iBeFloe, we talk about how fun had with your significant other can sometimes come back to haunt you. (And covering with Youtube, yeah I don't think that works!) From SuperMattyBoy, we discuss how we think bidets are amazing (#Tushy please sponsor us ;) ) and how they can also backfire.From prettybird_02, we discuss the runner's high and how not to solve your sweat problem while out running.From our buddy Chase, we discuss how antiquated thinking can get you in bad predicaments. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 6 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From NROPdude, we discuss how helping someone can turn into being an accessory to theft.From an anonymous source, we discuss what can happen when you leave a foot mask on for too long.From rb20eongate, we talk about how things that can cost an arm and a leg may cost a lot more than that.From summer_spring, we talk about how being an art teacher can really backfire while shopping sometimes.From frys_grandson, we discuss the importance of checking who the "reply all" is really replying all to.From another anonymous source, we discuss the importance of knowing where your drink has been before draining it.From straightup32, we learn just how much we don't know about drugs and how hungry we are for hash browns.From martyj310, we take time to appreciate the workers in our lives that witness the silly things that we overlook.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Twitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 5 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Envy the Delta, we discuss a friendly rough housing that went too far.From Bingo, we talk about how $5 for McDonald's almost turned into a wreck and definitely turned into bloody knuckles.From Olive You More Than Life, we discuss how the marketing tactics are untrustworthy and how it sent one girl to the hospital.From Isaac, we explore why it is so important to make sure that all of your toiletries are stored away securely from nature.From Luna the Ferret, we discuss just how potent fish oils can be and the accidental havoc that they can bring.From Jaline, we discuss how locking arms with your interviewer may be the best power move for your next interview.From Obi-Wan, we discuss gun safety and the wreckage that can come about when you are not properly trained and familiar with your firearm.From Kelsey, we discuss how first impressions are not always trustworthy and that sometimes it is best just to not try.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Twitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show

On episode 4 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From RustyKjaer, we discuss how hot peppers with the boys can turn into parent-in-laws picking you up from the hospital.From an anonymous source, we discuss how one essay jokingly saying the Earth was flat turned into a change in curriculum with a whole section on why the Earth is not flat.From Aprmai, we discuss the worst way to brush your teeth. Always check your brush!From Confrimd, we discuss the trouble and hilarious situations that sleep talking can get you into.From Kayla, we revisit our middle school days and explore one terrible way to spend a school dance.From AnalAboutFissures, we discuss how eating the wrong snack turned into a hilarious dentist review and new reputation.From DeathAngel11, we discuss our curious tongues and the poor dentist that have to deal with us.From an anonymous source, we discuss the importance of good handwriting and the hilarious mistakes that can be made when trying to read bad handwriting.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Twitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show

On episode 3 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From DaneDebeau who had a bonfire in Australia with Huntsman spiders billowing out of the log in the fire like they were in World War Z.From DogSoldier67 who drank some mouse poop flavored coffee for over a month.From Poperdope who discovered that they are not a plumber the hard way.From TheFiredrake42 who just wanted some popcorn and instead got a kitchen makeover.From Silhouette951 who met up with a lady toting what seemed like a murder kit.From an anonymous source who farted right in her husband's face as he was helping her out.From ke4ukz who discovered the hard way that his phone microphone picks up far more than they thought.From imguran who took "you won't like this" way too seriously.Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Twitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 1 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From an anonymous source and his adventures with H.P. Lovecraft and the horrors of imagining that there are rats in his walls.From HobbitFromSpace and their quest of feeding beautiful doggos only to realize that they are actually coyotes.From jvstpeachee and her raccoon rummaging to find eye drops for her boyfriend as he instead ends up using a different kind.From SnIckers and her adventure with her fiancé finding cool shells on the beach only to find out they are still inhabited.From Srqhe and their life being a lie after finding out that eating raw potatoes does not make you grow taller.From volsok who had a misfortune with his earbuds.From CrackedHalo1233 who in a panic ate lotion to test if they had COVID.From an anonymous source who accidentally took his newly pregnant wife to a pro-life clinic.We are excited and nervous to bring this out to everyone and hope that they like it! We are new and doing our best, but know that it will get better as we go!Thank you so much for checking us out!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Twitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 2 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From swannygirl94 we discuss eating dish soap and ending up looking like a rabies victim.From shinesock  we discuss getting an unfortunate black eye and putting our job at risk.From ElephantRock we discuss asking a clearly visually impaired and for his drivers license.From teacherspet5859438e we discuss how an innocent post on Facebook led to the family and friends thinking they were pregnant.From BlindPelican we discuss looking like a carjacker while getting in an unofficial Lyft.From an anonymous source we discuss accidentally blowing the neighbors crotch after jiggling his keyhole.From happykittymeowmeow we discuss sending a glitter bomb and the wrong person receiving it.From AlchemistDoctor we discuss real Christmas trees and the surprises that they bring in,Thank you so much for checking us out!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Twitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)