Sho0tin The Sh**

Send us a textHey y'all hey!!!! And we're back! Moi has graduated and is taking a much-needed Vacation, and Burr has been busy with work, so we finally have the time to kick back for PRIDE MONTH!You know everything is covered in here from Diddy to The Mustache Man.We hope you enjoy, This was brought to you by Moi and Plan B Ladies, if you're trying to get to point A to achieve that D, make sure you have yourself covered with a backup plan B.LOVE YALL.

Send us a textHey y'all heeeeyyyy!! Sorry, it's been a minute, life has been lifing. Ber has a new job and Moi is graduating with a Master's degree!! What What!! Anyway, we hope you enjoy our craziness during this episode. As always, XOXO Two Bad B*tches.  

Send us a textHey y'all heeeeyyyy!!!! Hope everyone is staying fabulous. This episode is a rant between friends. Friends that are in a food coma and possibly under an influence of some sort. This is a judgment-free zone. Anyway, XOXO two bad b*tches. 

Send us a textHey y'all, we're back with another out there episode. It's late, we're tired, and there might be tequila in our systems. It is what it is, and you know you'll enjoy it. If not that sounds like a you problem. XOXO 2 Bad B*tches

Send us a textHey ya'll heeeeey!! We hope everyone is doing fabulously.  We're back with another banger. As usual, it's non-sensical entertainment. Hope you enjoy and as always, buckle up for the wild ride. XOXO 2 Bad B*itches.   

Send us a textSo in this episode, Amber learns the power of Koolerzzz. We love you Kendrick! expect another one we had to cut this one short. 

Send us a textHey y'all heeeeeeey!! We're back with another episode of ridiculousness. In this episode, Moi accuses Ber of erroneous accusations against the race based on pure speculation. We also discover that night episodes hit differently. Anyway, hope you enjoy. XOXO 2 Bad B*ithes  

Send us a textHey y'all Heeeeeeey. It's your girls Moi and Burrrrrrrrrrrrrr back at it again. We hope you enjoy the levels of miscommunication that occurred during this episode. It's a vibe so sit back and relax to sound of our voices interacting. XOXO Two Bad B*tches.  

Send us a textHey y'all, tis the season to be sick and that has been the reason for the delayed episode(s) . Anyway, hope you enjoy the mini 2024 recap we kinda have and the nonsensical jabberings that happen afterwards. As always, it's a wild ride so buckle up and enjoy. XOXO Two Bad B*tches.  

Send us a textHey babes, thanks for tuning into this episode of Shootin the Shit. In this episode, you'll experience a heated and stimulating debate about the origins of Master Splinter. We also discussed the likelihood of mermaid's existencing vs sailors having relations with manatees. It's a wildlife ride so as always buckle up and enjoy. XOXO 2 Bad Black B*tches .      

Send us a textHey babes!! Moi introduced Burr to Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and it's been...interesting. Hope you enjoy the discussion of the post-election results, husbands sneaking c*m in their wives' food, and much much more. XOXO Two Bad B*tches!! 

Send us a textHey y'all heeeeeey!! Hope y'all have been well and making good decisions, or not, whatever. You do you Boo, judge free zone over here...Weeeeell, unless you do something incredibly messed up, then we may have to rag on you. So again, hope you're making good decisions. Anyway, hope you enjoy this episode. This description says nothing about the actual episode, but it is what it is. XOXO 2 Bad Bitches 

Send us a textHey y'all heeeeeeey!! It's another episode of ridiculousness and facts. Is the American government psychologically SA'ing the uneducated minds of its citizens? Why were there so many bottles of baby oil? Who has the better breadsticks? These questions and so much more are discussed. Please tune in and buckle up because it's one hell of a ride. XOXO Two Bad Bitches   

Send us a textHowdy, all you wacky guys and gals, I hope you all have been well. As per usual this episode is unique. We cover the Presidential debate, Diddy's lawsuit, James Earl Jones passing and so much more. We're hoping to become more accessible to you all in the near future, so stay tuned. XOXO Two Bad Black B*tches. 

Send us a Text Message.Hey Babes!! We're back with another banger, mainly because Moi is Trippin. That's right, the title is NOT cap, Moi took a (prescribed) Vicodin before this episode and it might have changed her life.  We hope you enjoy the unintentionally drug-induced ride. As always, y'all are much appreciated. XOXO, Two Badies. Winky kiss face. 

Send us a Text Message.Hey y'all Heeeeyyyyy!! Welcome back to another episode of Sho0tin The Sh**. This episode is brought to you by the deeply disturbing depth of our minds. We'd apologize but you're choosing to listen so really anything you hear is your fault. Winky face tongue sticking out emoji Megan Thee Stallion Ehhh. Hope you enjoy!! XOXO ~ Two Beautiful Bad Black B*tches ~ 

Send us a Text Message.Hey y'all Heeeeeeyy!! Hope you enjoy this doozy of an episode. We venture from current politics to what Moi imagines her white blood cells do when fighting imposters. It's a Wild Ride so buckle up. Especially if you're listening while driving, cause click-it or ticket. XOXO, Two Bad B*tches.   

Send us a Text Message.Hey y'all Haaaaaay!! First, Happy Juneteenth. We're back with another non-sensical mind fuck of an episode.  Topics ranging from side hustles to sexual healing with a dash of Lock Diddy The Fu*k Up and a side of historical facts. Also get your Bleach Blonde Badly Built Butch Body shirt wherevere they may be sold. That's all for now.  XOXO

Send us a Text Message.Hello loves. We're back with another episode of awesomeness. Of course we touch base on Drake and his possible dogging ways. Amber is called out by a fan for incorrectly referencing the scatman, My Bad!! There's a little history lesson for. Plus some new possible sexual activities to try at home. Hope y'all enjoy. XOXO 

Were back from vacation, we are still not video ready but will be. FYI Moi is zooted. 

Hey lovies, we're baaaaaaack, unfortunately, it's just audio. We're so close to coming to you via YouTube. Until then enjoy us rambling about love, war, food, crime, and betrayal. XOXO

Hey ya'll Heeeey!! In this episode, Moi is baked and Bur is hungry, therefore our brains are not working. Oopsie, hehe. We're now on IG, please follow us at sho0tin_the_shhhh. We're hoping to come to you via YouTube next time. In the meantime and in between time hope you enjoy. XOXO 

Hey y'all heyyyyyy!!!! First Amber apologizes for sounding like Fran Drescher. Tis the season for near death. We talked about holiday traditions.  Moi discussed the depth of her trolling.  We want to know what happened to that house in Virginia. And apparently petty minds stick together. Happy Holidays everyone!! XOXO 

Hey y'all heeeeeey!! In this episode we talk about how Eminem is the shit, Diddy ain't shit, Sexy bubble gum Red looks like shit, and Tay Tay is on some shit. We have Therapy time with Amber, cause the childhood trauma is real.  Moi realized we've been getting mail longer than we've been free. Fairies are evil and a live Ferngully is COMING!! Hope you enjoy. XOXO  

Hey ya'll heeeeeey!!!! First we want to shout out Hell Kat at No Jumper for being black and excellent. You're much appreciated, keep doing you bro. We're proud of you!! This episode is filled with so many questions, like do people wash their toilet seats? Who would win in an air hockey match, Burr or Moi? What would this world be like without religion? What is Burr dreaming about?  And so much more. We hope you enjoy, tell your friends about us and be well. XOXO, Queens. 

Hey ya'll!! We hope everyone is doing goodt. Moi still don't know what date it is. Amber keeps hearing noises, turns out there's a ghost up in this bi*ch. Kids these days will never know...Also, let it be known that whatever happens in the middle of the night stays in the middle of the night, Period. Anyway, we promise one day we will be on camera, but we got to get our social media up and running. Hope you enjoy. XOXO 

In this episode we cover the new national holiday know as Cinco De Augusto or Day of the Chair. There's a sprinkle of sex and a dash of manosphere. Moi introduced us to PDF Files...It's not what you think. 1st world problems vs a 9 month old being arrested for attempted murder. Also, in this weeks segment of 'Kids Dropping Mind Blowing Usless Knowledge', we learn that worms have both male and female genital and are sallow. Is All-4-One, a bring back boy band er no? We hope you enjoy. 

In this episode we discuss the difference between Queef and Quief. Do you know vagina's can breathe? Neither did Amber. We are missing 300 years in time. Speaking of time, this timeline sucks and Yes Richard Simmons wore a headband. Cheese curds are the devil. And for the love of Gawd do not Google blue waffle STD and hit images!!!! 

During this episode UAP and theological theories are discussed. Amber might of had a premonition and is out here saving lives. Come to find out, words matter. Weird. Of course we ate some foods, talked about sex, and threw out some historical fact for ya. Amber discovers Venmo pay discriptions are public and Moi discovers a word. Like always we are going to try to be more consistant with the episodes. Wink. Wink. 

Hey ya'll heeeeeey!! This episode is a hot mess, but we all know that's nothing new. Of course we have to get our Trump digs in. I mean we all know dude aint shit. But, you know who else aint shit? Them KIDS!! Moi reacts to calamari and we talk about how America minds her business. Sike!! Amber is shookith by the thought of bisexual studs and Moi asking who Michael Scott is. We hope you enjoy. We love and appreciate you all. 

In this episode we discuss lots. From Celopatra to aliens. We touch on supply and demand theories, discuss the correlation between the Death Star and the moon. Apparently, Bridgerton and Queen Charlotte is the shit. There's a dose of American history and a Disney princess face off. You're welcome. Also, POV is not always your friend. Oh and ugly bit*ches f*ck great!! 

**WARNING** This episode was brought to you by some high ass b*tches. No cap, little to no topics of subsidence were discussed. We did however, have a guest appear this episode...Thanks Salina!! You've been warned, sorry not sorry.  shoutout to Savannah all the way in Texas

Hey y'all it us again. In this episode, Moi give coochie checking tips. Amber educates Moi on Panda eyes. Whiskey make Moi dance. We progressively get drunk as this episode goes on. Sorry not sorry. Amber low-key loves Asian men, well, all men really. Not going to lie we talk about sex a lot in this and we really don't why but, it is what it is. You're welcome. Also, we love black people and they love us...most of the time. AHHHHHHH!!!! Smiley face, tongue sticking out, winky face. 

Hey y'all, hope you've been well. We had an unexpected, but welcomed guest with us today. Happy Black History Month. Apparently Amber is a reverse racist? Jennifer vs Beyoncé, who sings life better? Amber gets scienticifal. Answers to life will be revealed...you're welcome.  Come to find out, liquor is an enhancer and Fuck Akon!! 

In this episode Amber talks about issues with police brutality that her family is currently dealing with. Amber's son is on a journey of self discovery. Moi tells Amber's business. Moi discovers fisting and doesn't understand. Amber's has questions that need to be answered and so on... With Love

In the episode Amber goes over some current events and accidentally comes across a new sex move. You're welcome. Come to find out, Moi is highly qualified for multiple positions. Amber is dehydrated and keeps cramping. Moi isn't your stereotypical black person, but Amber is. JLo, girl, BYE!! Amber and Moi presents a new night time drama called Passionfruit of our Lives. Again, you're welcome.  

On this episode, Moi went under cover and got Amber drunk-ish and high-ish. Amber gets attacked by a spider, but Moi was a good friend and saved the day...kinda. Amber FINALLY brought Moi some bake goods. RIP TakeOff and Aaron Carter. Moi explains the difference between a dyke and Stud.  Amber gets the munchies and is hungry the entire episode. 

On this episode Amber makes Moi look up Vabbing. Moi informs Amber that she is not allowed to have any other Stud friends and how dare Amber eat an edible without her!! To LARP or not to LARP, that is the question. Moi is writing a short story and Amber is trying to find herself...again. Hope you enjoy, xoxo 

On todays episode Amber makes Moi look up a sexual activity she found on TikTok. Moi hates the word Moist. Amber answers if she would survive a dick apocalypse. Did Ivana Trump die of natural causes? Mom life is real and butt cheeks are not created equally. We hope you enjoy. 

Corrections from last week were made. Moi made Amber buy cigarettes...Amber had questions. Mike Tyson is a GAWD DAMN rolemodel and Moi will fight anyone who disagrees. Captain America or Superman? Moi talks about pimping a friend for money and thinks it's un-American that Amber feels a certain way about that. 50 cent is a freak, RIP Michael Jackson, and Amber needs to start selling herself and skills for money. 

In todays episode we talk about Trumps disgusting self and his dumba** followers. Speaking of Trump, Linda McMahon, baby your husband is a sleazeball and thank GAWD he retired!! Amber still refuses to admit she has a porn problem. Who puts chips on their sandwiches?! Moi wants to be in a prison fight and Amber volunteers for tribute. Finally, Beauty and the Beast; don't call it a comeback. Loves you all, XOXO Gossip Queens.  

On today's episode we discuss why men feel the need to put women down to build themselves up. Amber is back at it with her sexology and her dream dungeon. Moi has a new conspiracy theory to share. Amber messes up MJ lyrics and much much more.

On today's episode, Moi is a hungry bitch and doesn't know the difference between Arby's and Hardee's. Roe v Wade is on some small dick energy. Rocky loves Emily...if you know you know.  Amber has knuckle dragging YouTube and Becky is a booty picker. 

On today's episode we expose you to tips and tricks on skin exfoliation, eating Vajayjay and/or having your VaJayJay eaten. You're welcome. We also discussed the paranormal, we mean life in AmeriKKKa. Amber Heard is still on some white girl shit, but shout out to JD's lawyer. Why Ray Liotta? WHHHHHHHHY? Sorry Moi is detoxing so things are happening with her and Amber promises she's a good mommy however, her black card is in question. Finally, Fuck all you shooters you aint shit and you will not be remembered!! P.S. If you don't know by now, we don't talk about bruno. 

It's been a minute and we appreciate y'all.  We talk about how Amber Herd is crazy and on some rich people shit. Moi learns about feet porn.  Squirrels Lives Matter. AAV(E) is a whole new world. The art of conversation through facial expressions is a real thing. Sorry y'all we can't end a conversation, but we love you!! 

Were back its been a long time coming. this was a catch up to the time missed in  our worlds and what's going on in the world. In the end Amber gets confronted about the lies she kept all these years as friends. If you would like to be apart of this lawsuit contact me. 

So this will be our last episode for a while Amber will be giving birth soon. We close out on catching up with Russia the Legacy of Americas pettiness and how historically funny when narrated correctly. And Girl.....We love y'all thank you for all the international love we are forever grateful. Ciao! 

Keeping it Steady and all over the places as usualIn this episode nothing is held back..... I moi will die on the cross for what I believe in and stand with Kanye Amber not so much lol. 

Well were back again because Amber might have the baby pop out the bag and be MIA for awhile. This was sent with love. AND IM SO OVER YOU TACO BELL!

Another episode down as we are ramping up or shows to prepare for Ambers MIA status when her baby arrives. I hope you enjoy this and we now realize we can do phone interviews so look forward to me tracking down cults etc to do interviews. 

Hmm. what can I say but damn we were on 1 two and threeenjoy :-)