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Suburb Talks
DOES THE GOOFY GUY ALWAYS GET THE GIRL?!?

Suburb Talks

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 108:10


EP 215: HEY YA'LL!! We missed you guys and we're so sorry for not posting last week. We open up this episode with the LONGGGG awaited recap of everyones valentines day plans and what everyone was getting up to... some i guess more in secret than others.. The gang then goes on to talk about clubbing and their experiences/advice they'd give to first time clubbers! We wrap up the Podcast by talking about if a goofy funny guy can basically get any girl he wants ORRRR if it's the worst type of guy to be... HOPE YA'LL ENJJOYYY!!! :D BECOME PART OF THE SUBURB TALKS CREW ON OUR PATREON!!! https://patreon.com/SuburbTalks?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link CHECKOUT OUR GROUP CHALLENGE CHANNEL BURB N' FRENDZ!!! https://www.youtube.com/@BurbNFrendz-ht7yb/featured LISTEN TO OUR PODCASTS "Suburb Talks" ON ALL PODCASTING PLATFORMS! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4YLbUxILwRNN9e1UUCDV1D FOR ALL BUSINESS INQUIRIES PLEASE EMAIL US AT: suburbtalksbusiness@gmail.com FULL PODCAST EDITED BY SEBASTIAN RIZKALLA Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/sebastianytp/ KEEP UP WITH US ON OUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT!!! https://www.instagram.com/suburbtalks/ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!! Nick Grajeda Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/nickgrajeda18/ Twitter- https://twitter.com/nickgrajeda18 TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@nickgrajeda18?lang=en Twitch- https://www.twitch.tv/nikgstreams Snap: nick_grajeda Devin Paul Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/devin_paul04/ TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@devinpaul6?lang=en Sage Guillen Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/thesageguillen?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA== Twitter- https://twitter.com/sage_37 TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@sage_37?lang=en Youtube- https://www.youtube.com/@TheSageGuillen Maru Lee Insta- https://www.instagram.com/maru_lee/?hl=en TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@maru.lee?lang=en Youtube- https://youtube.com/channel/UCIQa1NnFM6uxBifhkSKnahA?sub_confirmation=1 Cynthia Choi Insta- https://www.instagram.com/cynxchoi/?hl=en Twitter-https://twitter.com/cynxchoi Sean Williams Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/sean._.williams/ Twitter- https://twitter.com/seanw949 TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@seanjw?lang=en Alex Johnson Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/johnscenee/ Tiktok- https://www.tiktok.com/@alex.johnscene PatreonPatreon Get more from Suburb Talks on Patreon WELCOME OUR SUBURB STALKERS! (1 MB) https://patreon.com/SuburbTalks?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link YouTubeYouTube Burb N Frendz HEY GUYS!!!! Come join a group of best friends do a bunch of challenges and create memories with each other in the SUBURBS!!! SpotifySpotify WHEN IS THE WORST TIME TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"?!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Suburb Talks
DOES THE GOOFY GUY ALWAYS GET THE GIRL?!?

Suburb Talks

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 108:10


EP 215: HEY YA'LL!! We missed you guys and we're so sorry for not posting last week. We open up this episode with the LONGGGG awaited recap of everyones valentines day plans and what everyone was getting up to... some i guess more in secret than others.. The gang then goes on to talk about clubbing and their experiences/advice they'd give to first time clubbers! We wrap up the Podcast by talking about if a goofy funny guy can basically get any girl he wants ORRRR if it's the worst type of guy to be... HOPE YA'LL ENJJOYYY!!! :D BECOME PART OF THE SUBURB TALKS CREW ON OUR PATREON!!! https://patreon.com/SuburbTalks?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link CHECKOUT OUR GROUP CHALLENGE CHANNEL BURB N' FRENDZ!!! https://www.youtube.com/@BurbNFrendz-ht7yb/featured LISTEN TO OUR PODCASTS "Suburb Talks" ON ALL PODCASTING PLATFORMS! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4YLbUxILwRNN9e1UUCDV1D FOR ALL BUSINESS INQUIRIES PLEASE EMAIL US AT: suburbtalksbusiness@gmail.com FULL PODCAST EDITED BY SEBASTIAN RIZKALLA Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/sebastianytp/ KEEP UP WITH US ON OUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT!!! https://www.instagram.com/suburbtalks/ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS!!!! Nick Grajeda Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/nickgrajeda18/ Twitter- https://twitter.com/nickgrajeda18 TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@nickgrajeda18?lang=en Twitch- https://www.twitch.tv/nikgstreams Snap: nick_grajeda Devin Paul Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/devin_paul04/ TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@devinpaul6?lang=en Sage Guillen Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/thesageguillen?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA== Twitter- https://twitter.com/sage_37 TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@sage_37?lang=en Youtube- https://www.youtube.com/@TheSageGuillen Maru Lee Insta- https://www.instagram.com/maru_lee/?hl=en TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@maru.lee?lang=en Youtube- https://youtube.com/channel/UCIQa1NnFM6uxBifhkSKnahA?sub_confirmation=1 Cynthia Choi Insta- https://www.instagram.com/cynxchoi/?hl=en Twitter-https://twitter.com/cynxchoi Sean Williams Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/sean._.williams/ Twitter- https://twitter.com/seanw949 TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@seanjw?lang=en Alex Johnson Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/johnscenee/ Tiktok- https://www.tiktok.com/@alex.johnscene PatreonPatreon Get more from Suburb Talks on Patreon WELCOME OUR SUBURB STALKERS! (1 MB) https://patreon.com/SuburbTalks?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link YouTubeYouTube Burb N Frendz HEY GUYS!!!! Come join a group of best friends do a bunch of challenges and create memories with each other in the SUBURBS!!! SpotifySpotify WHEN IS THE WORST TIME TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"?!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gloom & Bloom
171. Carbonated Soup.

Gloom & Bloom

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 109:50


This week settle in for some longer and amazing stories! Christine covers the story of family annihilator Xavier Dupont De Ligonnès. he ran after killing and stuffing his family under the porch. Orrrr are they actually just in witness protection?? tell us what you think. Tayler covers the story of Rachel from Utah. She was on an episode of The Worst Roommate Ever. This story is crazy and will teach us all to never buy bio weapons in the dark web! Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

Rocky Mountain ATV/MC Keefer Tested
Show #395 - 2025 Honda CRF450R vs. Yamaha YZ450F Comparison

Rocky Mountain ATV/MC Keefer Tested

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 79:58


Red vs. Yamaha, that is the battle. If you're looking into purchasing a 2025 Honda or Yamaha 450, listen to this show as it might make it easier for your purchase. Orrrr maybe you just need some direction on your new Honda or Yamaha? This show can help as well!

Montana Diaries
How to prepare for a photoshoot with BLOGGING and SEO in mind! (Recorded LIVE at Thrive: Oregon Coast)

Montana Diaries

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 55:57


Soooo... you want to be a destination photographer or videographer.Orrrr, you want to stick close to home, but there are specific locations you wish you would be booked for.We get it! We are ALWAYS talking about the importance of shooting what you want to share, but then one crucial step gets lost for most photographers and videographers:Being SEARCHABLE with that content you shot in your dream locations.Our key note speaker at Thrive: Oregon Coast is an SEO and blogging expert and has written hundreds of blog posts that have gotten photographers and videographers to the top of Google search for their dream locations. Danielle Johnson is back on the pod, and she dives deep into how to go into a photoshoot with the blog post in mind.SHOWNOTES: https://www.heythriver.com/blog/danielle-johnson-seo-blogging-expert-live-from-thrive-oregon-coastFREE CLASS FOR PHOTOGRAPHERS AND VIDEOGRAPHERS TUESDAY APRIL 16TH 2024 AT 7PM MTOur exact strategy for year-round elopement and destination wedding bookings -- EVERYTHING you need to know to get fully booked year round by diversifying your portfolio, up leveling your customer experience, networking with purpose, and building a business that supports your dream lifeCLICK HERE TO SIGN UP Join us for the free class at https://www.heythriver.com/freevideoclass This free class has EVERYTHING you need to know about integrating video into your photo biz without buying new equipment, getting techy, or wasting time! YOU NEED THIS CLASS! It's time to use video to double your income in 2024 Join us at THRIVE: Oregon Coast May 22nd!A styled elopement at a gorgeous mid-century cabin in Tillamook and ending on the coast, put on by two hybrid shooters who value diversity and support ALL love A long lunch for dumping cards + Education from SEO + blogging expert Danielle JohnsonTime to implement — edit video, blog, ask us anything!Headshots + content time before we hug goodbye!! Thanks for listening to the Hey, Thriver Podcast!! Don't forget to rate and review on your fave podcast platform -- it helps us get amazing guests and climb in the charts!

LIFE with Laura
LIBRARY BOOTH orrrr HOLIDAY SUNBED SLAY?!? How to alter your reality…

LIFE with Laura

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 9:52


Hello gallies!! Chuck on a BIKINI ZUCCINI my love let's GO!! A bit of a random interlude today - let's talk how to alter our reality & romanticise the student life!! Oh & cheeky self care tip for luscious locks babes xxx

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential
[[NSFW.]] {Enter The Multiverse}

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 49:26


[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Gerald’s World.
[[NSFW.]] {Enter The Multiverse}

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 49:26


[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™
[[NSFW.]] {Enter The Multiverse}

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 49:26


[some rehashings] I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cast of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i'm dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us.” [The Festival Project] [When it] Turns out, The bottom of your heart Was the tip of the Ice Berg And the whole ship has [s]unk[en], [&] I[t]'s probably ice cold At the bottom of the ocean; I'll tell you where i'm from Why, I'll tell you anything for About one dollar Turns out, I've already got one eye on you; One eye'd sad heart I should probably roll out my art on you [I probably should not] One man bought a kiss, Another, a whole night from her– One man bought a whole farm The other, a Whole Foods Market –and you can't even franchise those Amazon's got a monopoly We were playing for corners of earth, All i got was some kandi, Subscriptions to candidly, Actually, I really liked the tree trial (I think i'll wait a week, sorry) When it turns out The world that you wanted Was actually hours already The dollar you got Was also borrowed And the money they wanted and got Was just actually stolen from someone else They bought all the food up And sold it for profits I promise this avocado Once costs nothing at all But you wanted that car for your daughter She's got a mercedes and don't even drive it My mom, on my honor Of all the garages in Lost Lands, I promise the owner of it was The first to go last, And the last to come home Now he's on his own alter And also the worshiper; How do you go back? Oh, you don't Oh you don't Oh, you don't wanna know that But i was of course, All of your rock bottoms It's bottoms and tops, and We don't let the top fall over, We're counting up crumbs And this muffin costs $24 dollars Pour a whole bottle of coconut water out on the sidewalks For the dead homies Not dead in the general sense But just in the head, the heart, And the soul The homeless are happier at McDonalds Than asking at crossroads and crosswalks For dollars I'd rather spend elsewhere I'll avoid the power struggle at operations for about 18 dollars and 56 sense (Please, keep the pennies) I'm feeling around in my 6th sense that there's Something indecent, or decadent Whichever it is Cause i'm better of with the memory of it Than actually dragging it in. –I'm a cat again. Ouch. Shut up. It HURTS. Of course it hurts, you just had heart surgery without any anistetics. YEah, but to be fair–that was a lot of acid. Yes, but lucily* for you– –or, for him– Lucily for us, there's no lethal amount of acid. –Ouch– –Shut up. That we know of. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Free Beer and Hot Wings: Free Clip of the Day
Do You Ever Think Back To The Best Sex You've Ever Had?

Free Beer and Hot Wings: Free Clip of the Day

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 13:29


On today's show, who was the best sex you've ever had? Was it your current part, if you have one? Orrrr, was it someone from your past? For the whole podcast, as well as a ton of other exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Organize 365 Podcast
Coffee Chat Organize 365 Black Friday SALES!

Organize 365 Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 20:10


I'm excited to announce that for the first time ever, Organize 365® will be participating in Black Friday!  My mind couldn't help but remember the movie “Mr. Mom” from the 80's. Terri Garr is re-entering the workforce in marketing with a bunch of men. They are in the conference room working on marketing for a tuna company “Schooner Tuna.” Terri's character points out that it's tough grocery shopping because of the prices. They were in a recession. Those men weren't in the grocery stores shopping, but she had been. She said, just offer a discount for now. After getting their buy in, the commercial shows Howard Humphrey, the CEO, expressing his awareness of how times are tough, with the American flag waving in the background, and that Schooner Tuna will be dropping prices by $0.50 per can.  And I couldn't help but draw the parallel to today's economic climate in the grocery stores. Try as we might to spend less, at the end of the day we all still have to eat!  This hit home with me and I feel, at this time, it's the right time for Organize 365® to offer a sale. That's right, a sale! I am purposeful with offering a sale or bundle due to the timing of the year. I saw how much you all loved the bundles I have made this year. I hope this gives you the nudge to get started or give the gift of organization to someone else. ORRRR let this be the excuse to start a conversation with someone with whom you share finances. Heck, put it on your list so this year they get to give you a home run gift!   Black Friday Shopping Tab You'll find all these deals online under the Black Friday category in the shop. If you are gifting organization this year…you'll simply choose that it is a gift. And then we'll send you an email asking for the recipient's information so they can get started!  Gifts will ship to you so you can wrap them up and watch them open with excitement. So what's on sale you wonder?  The Complete Sunday Basket® 50% OFF! $125 The Sunday Basket® in the color you choose 1.0 Rainbow Slash Pockets (1 set) Essential Slash Pockets (20 total) Online Dashboard The Sunday Basket® Workbook The Sunday Basket® Community  The Sunday Basket® Club (42 weeks out of the year) Sunday Basket® Stock Up - No Limit $97 1.0 Rainbow Slash Pockets Essential Slash Pockets (pink, purple, green, blue) The Productive Home Solution® Course $997 4 The Paper Solution ®Binders Online Dashboard The Productive Home Solution® Playbook TPHS Community Planning Day (Dec. 30th) Planning Day Workbook The Productive Home Solution® Playbook for only $49 Friday Workbox® Starter Bundle 50% OFF! $373.50 Friday Workbox® in the color of your choice 1.0 Rainbow Slash Pockets Essential Slash Pockets The Business Goal Planner Online Dashboard Friday Workbox® Community Friday Workbox® Club every Friday of the year Planning Day: Dec. 1st at 10 am ET (with replay available for 6 weeks instead of 25 days) Get them all at these amazing prices until it ends on Cyber Monday November 27th at MIDNIGHT! We are here to help you along the way of planning and crushing your personal and professional development goals.  EPISODE RESOURCES: CustomerService@organize365.com Black Friday Shop Sign Up for the Organize 365® Newsletter  Did you enjoy this episode? Please leave a rating and review in your favorite podcast app. Share this episode with a friend and be sure to tag Organize 365® when you share on social media!

Let's Talk Dirty: Thought Work for Evolving Humans with Life Coach Hanna Kokovai

Ever worry about your tude? Like, WHY am I SOOO angry?!One of the women inside my group program Soul Tonic said that to me on a call recently and I made her a special recording about Anger. I'm sharing it here today for you, woman! Enjoy. PS If you aren't on my mailing list you can add yourself by clicking here I give a profound fVck about your authentic, pleasurable, anxiety-free life. I dare you to be a mess and also really feel yourself. Apply for *Unhealed Queen* Private Coaching Follow along on Instagram Peep my current offers

Simplify to Scale
A Recent Sales Call Epiphany

Simplify to Scale

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 15:47


I was on a sales call with a potential coach 4 weeks ago… and I had an epiphany.  Because my brain was giving me all the reasons I “cant” or “shouldnt" start right now…  Which is interesting, because like, why the f did I get on that call in the first place then if my brain was just gonna unsell me on EXACTLY what I needed?  So, I want to transfer my epiphany to you today.  Not only will it help you grow as a business owner, with ANY objection your brain might have to doing the thing NOW.  Which might look like your brain telling you “ugh I'm too tired to do X today in my business” ORRRR it might look like “I really want to work with X coach but I can't start for 3 months because life is just so busy right now”  This podcast episode WILL change you.  And, it'll change your marketing and sales experience too for YOUR potential clients.  Because the more your understanding + awareness expands, you GET to transfer that to your clients, too. PS. I have a new free training called the 7-Prong Messaging Framework. It's the EXACT 7 principles you MUST be nailing, from marketing to sales call, in order for your people to BUY. Not nailing these, is also why people DON'T buy. Send me a message on Instagram (@katarapis) with the keyword "7 PRONG" and my team will send it over! xx

Small Business Growth Podcast
Getting Started Hiring as a Small Business Owner & Keeping Your Freedom // WITH KIRA LA FORGIA

Small Business Growth Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 44:54


Do you feel lost on hiring? Like it is actually more work to hire than to just try & juggle it all on your own? Orrrr like you just have no idea where or when to start getting help in your business? This episode to the rescue!! Kira is a Small Business Hiring & HR Specialist discussing alllll of the hiring problems in this one hour convo! Kira & I talk openly about hiring, how scary it is, our experience of burnout, & more! Feel ready to hire? Or maybe like you know you need it but you just don't know how to start. Give this a listen!   THEN listen to Part 2 over on Kira's Podcast // On the Up & Up -- out TOMORROW (6.21.23)   --- Follow Kira on Instagram // @theparadigmm  Listen to Kira's Podcast // On the Up & Up   --- ---   JOIN ENTREPRENEURSHIP MADE EASY GET MORE SUPPORT FROM MADI // FREEBIES & PROGRAMS MADISON'S INSTAGRAM SBGP FREE FACEBOOK COMMUNITY    

The Classic Gamers Guild Podcast

This week Anna & Paul talk about the mesmerizing 3D remaster of the 2004 AGI game, Enclosure! It's a spooky murder mystery which are all words we adore, especially in that order, and we love it. Orrrr do we... DUN DUN DUNNNN! Also stick around to the end for the first Developers Corner on The Phantom Fellows, which will always be at the end of an episode, as to not force it down your whatevers. Throats, I guess. Okay, go, MANGIA! Download Enclosure 3D by Femo Duo & Mausimus FREE on Steam or on Itch.io Check out our interview with Adventure Game Hotspot HERE! Check out Death Defyin's awesome tunes on YouTube Music or on Apple Music Pushing Up Roses' review on Enclosure is Here aaaaaand- Wishlist our adventure game maybe!  ThePhantomFellows.com The Phantom Fellows on Steam Say hi I guess! Twitter (Anna) - @CGGpodcast Twitter (Paul) - @PhantomFellows Join the group and talk about neat stuff! Facebook Page Facebook Group Instagram Send us your words! E-mail:  mail@classicgamersguild.com Become a Patreon to support the show? www.patreon.com/ClassicGamersGuild "CGG Theme" and "A Minor Concussion" by The Volume Remote Intro greeting by (and thank you to) Hope Kodman VonStarnes   And finally, I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you- I am once again asking you, to wishlist my game. I'm workin real hard on it, full time, and I think you're gonna love it. BUT, I'm gonna need you to tap on this and then tap several more times, until it's wish listedOMG THANK YOU SO MUCH ThePhantomFellows.com The Phantom Fellows on Steam

the bipolar badass
Reflecting and 'Daydreaming' Without the RUMINATION

the bipolar badass

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 21:01


Do you get stuck in the past, ruminating on what could've or might've been? ORRRR do you find yourself daydreaming about a nightmarish futures (lightmares??), thinking about what COULD happen, in the worst way ?THIS EPISODE is for YOU!!In this episode, I talk about how I used to get stuck in the past and future in the worst of ways, and then I share about how I reflect and daydream in healthier ways now.Listen in!If you like it, share your fave part on your instagram story and tag me, @the_bipolar_badass.

Nigerian In My 20’s
Skincurrrr orrrr??

Nigerian In My 20’s

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2023 19:50


Yup, you read right! Skincare abi you hate yourself? I think the funniest people are those who believe beauty is fair or light skin. Please educate yourselves & follow @theskinpriest & @iameniolao, they are doing the job of educating people on how to care for themselves properly. A word is enough for a smart human. Ire o❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigerianinmy20s/message

DeeDeej. The One & Only
Is It Just Me Orrrr…..

DeeDeej. The One & Only

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 27:10


Welp I started dating again…. And regret it because wtf?!?!? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hold on sister!
We're back B*tches!!! Lets play 2 Truths & a lie!!! LIFE UPDATE

Hold on sister!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 23:21


One sis had a baby!! One sis is getting a divorce!! Orrrr maybe one of us had a baby and got divorced!!! Join us for a life update! IG:@holdonsisterpodcast

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

“The Fame Game “ Seven Secret contestants are chosen by a quiet collective of wealthy individuals, scientists, andywole elite to compete through the inter dimensions o reality:!9'lu three will remain in the final round—one will be chosen to be given an unknown series of tasks, set to unlock a golden oracle. Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Gerald’s World.

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Wasn't I about to write something? If I was, I forgot what it was already Don't miss breakfast. I wanted tater tots. I know what you wanted. That's a lot of tater tots. I know. … … … Do you have any sauce? Alright, Dillon Francis Yea. What's up. Nothin. It's like a fucked up Cheaper By The Dozen, With more kids, And mormons; And doesn't make sense, in the beginning ; Then you'll get it What's this one? It's The Adventures of… A FIRE grows astonishingly quickly at a campsite in the forest. STOP IT. We gotta put it out somehow. You're making it WORSE. You started it. But you're making it WORSE. Fine. Fix it yourself, then. [CC leaves DJ as the fire grows rapidly.] Wait. CC! [CC continues walking away calmly.] CC! LATER [DJ Enters the driver's seat of his van, as CC sits texting, aloof, on her phone. He shuts the door, motionlessl staring forward, face blackened with ash. CC looks up from her phone, her eyes obscured from behind her dark sunglasses.] [beat] …Did you put it out? …Yes. [She nods and goes back to her phone. DJ reaches for his sunglasses, covering his ash-swept eyes, starts the van, and drives slowly forward.] Lol. what's this shit? Idk. It's with Dillon Francis and some girl What girl. idk . Is it funny? It's on Netflix. So binge watch it? That's the plan. WHAT. What if it's on Amazon Prime?! Nothing's on Amazon Prime. Animal House is. What is ANIMAL HOUSE CLIPS Woah. That's a lot. That's so much. ANYWAY What. What i it's on Hulu? FUCK HULU A HULU ORIGINAL SERIES Whaaaaaat. What is this THe AdventuresOf… PAUSE. I gotta break this fast. Yeah, that's enough. What the fuck is this guy doing with his magic. Let's start slow: Smart Water, and probiotics, Some nonsense plot; Then, my scar lights up like Harry Potter's “Ah, shit. Not again.” I wanna saw off my noggin and watch Nick And pop ten rocks, If it's toxic enough To get me off this rock, quick! Eminem?! Nah, it's Marshall; You went off in the project And forgot what the next remark was. Fuck. Uhhhhhm…. I lost it. Fuck. My heart stopped, As I name-dropped a lot of stars, Another cougher, I just want the deposit on a loft , Or an Oscar, Either one works. Fuck. I forgot what the words were, What hurts more? TO be apart, or forgotten? The knot slipped? Better not go tie another; “My brother, my son, But never my love, Nor my father”, the promise: An obstacle A box, And she hasn't stopped since The clock rocked her walking on water, and stop watches Watch this: Fuck: I bet i forgot what the plot was, It's hunger, Better off a breakfast, Than at the wrong brunch. Fucking A. What was it. Welcome to the land of bad habits, And addicts, White rabbits, Cabbage patch kids, with no parents Pageant winners and panty sniffers It's not a tragedy, as Grabbitz said, It happens as I planned, Turns out the demon is your friend; The only enemy you have is Dillon Francis. Oh. That took a turn WHATDOESHEDOWITHHISMAGIC. look what he does with his magic. Wow. ‘Don't waste my time' It's playtime, I guess Speak in rhymes, And write whatever's in my head, At the time, The eye turns red, like fire: Guess who I am. … DJ and CC have been best friends since 7th Grade. I don't know how to write this scene, Lol. SHIA LABEOUFF Uh oh. That's not right. Don' google it. I know, huh. Uhh. It's okay. I got this. SHIA LaBeouf* lol Worst last name ever Anyway SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. Ok. The former child stars of the LATE 90's EARLY 2000's era Lol, how do you write something like this idk. Here: A STRANGE CULT has gathered, a large tabernacle-like choir chanting ceremoniously, cloaked beneath the long robes and thick plumes of smoke, hidden deep within the confines of a candlelit cavern, adorned with mystifying and mysterious objects. Yeah, that does it. Lol. Don't put me around famous people, guys. I'm not right. Especially ones I like. Kesha blew my mind like 4 years ago and it still keeps me up at night. I'm telling you. It's not right. Just write. The Chanting reaches it's peak and comes to a close, as a– Wait. What. Economically speaking Uh huh. How much money is it going to take to get all of these people in a room together at one time. A lot. We can do cut takes. No cut takes! WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. YOU'RE INVITED Ooh. what's this. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES. DUMMMMMMB. This is reckless. Stop doing whippets. No. What? Why not. Hoes Love Whippets. CARRYING ON. Josh– I SAID, CARRYING ON. Why Does Josh Peck talk in all caps? Typecasting. AnYwAyS So– is she– ‘The Forgotten One' CULT, UNANIMOUSLY “The Forgotten One” The shadowy figure removes his hood to reveal himself as DRAKE BELL (gasp) Yeah, she's one of us. DUDE. You're not supposed to take your hood off! It's hot under here: SO! Everything's on fire and I had to run around and get cupcakes! –And that's where we left off: JOSH PECK also removes his hood, revealing himself to the audience. Woah. what episode of Drake and Josh is THIS A new one. No fucking way. JOSH PECK WHAT THE FUCK DRAKE. I TOLD YOU NO CUPCAKES. I brought–cupcakes. I TOLD EVERYONE THERE WOULD BE COOKIES. I brought cupcakes. COOKIES. NOT CUPCAKES. (From The Crowd) Aw, what–there's no cookies? (Crowd disapproval; everyone deflates and begins taking off their hoods and cloaks, clamoring.) THE DISNEY CHANNEL CIRCLE OF STARS Enter Dramatically through every possible entrance, much like the cas of a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical. Which Broadway musical? Uh. One where the cast enters through the aisle. Duh. Ugh, these guys. Who invited them? I did. For what? That was the whole point. After a large MUSIC/DANCE number. Lol Hold the phone What How are we gonna get ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CUT TAKES NO CUT TAKES. BRO. HM. IGOTIT, SUPACREE wakes up at a mysterious RAVE. Oh shit. Throw a party. Celebrities loooooooove parties. That's all they do. … … … Yeah–that too, but we don't like to think about that. DISNEY. I'll take it. SOLD. Wait, this is on Disney? Or one of it's subsidiaries, none of which are NICKELODEON. We'll take it. SOLD. Wait. What. You Auctioned Off The Festival Project on The Black Market? Yeah. WHY? I don't know. Something about cookies. At the height of the chaos, SUPACREE strolls in. Ah shit, cupcakes! I love these. THE FORGOTTEN ONE. Are these Vegan? (gasps and whispers, whippets in the back) Pause. OKay. Deep thought process collison Go on… Either someone's a genius and set this whole thing up That's making sense Or Hollywood just fucks people up enough that Whippets. I need more whippets. For what? Whippets. Everyone's on drugs. oh golly, everyone's fucked up. Orrrr, orr–they're just having fun. Should I be worried? Nah. … … … Coincidences don't exist. JOSH PECK A COINCIDENCE THIS IS NOT. How are you this deep in my consciousness. Maybe I'm Not. Oh yeah, I watched The Wackness. Oh yeah, huh. Fuck. So wait. Everyone's just real hot– Money's not a problem, And everyone's on drugs. Yeah. Sign me up! Okay, You're up. Excuse me, I'm what? You're on Go. Uhhh— Just…talk. This is stalking. Don't stop writing OMG WHAT'S IN THE DUFFEL BAG . What's in the pinata? This is NOT THAT SHOW. Of Course it is. It's not. THIS IS AAAAAAALL THAT THIS iS AAAAALLL THAAAAAAT. yeah. HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST??? Can we please have a stereotypically jewish accountant for this project? On it. Rodger. What's up, guys. Uh. These are good. … … … Can you see us? Yeah. All of us. I think so. Especially Amanda Bynes. Hey, AMAND BYNES —she KNOWS who I AM. Duh. WOO. [takes a whippet] Wow. How are you not freaking out?! I have cupcakes. Fiar. Besides, it's just a dream. What? I'm dreaming. None of this is real. Uh–it's not a dream. Maybe multiple dreams. Ew. Don't be gross. I can be gross. It's my dream. You don't understand. No, you don't understand. Because you're in my dream; But i”m dreaming. I'll probably just wake up in a couple of minutes when I'm finished with this cupcake…and really want cupcakes. How did you even get here?! What reality do you think this is? It's not reality. IT iS–REALITY. THIS IS REAL. FLASHBACK: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA 2010 Woah, hold the phone. Yes, I'll hold. Nothing really matters anymore, No more words, now Try to lay down Try to phaseout my Drastic, disasterful thoughts With croissants And the words to a song, Or a new work of art in The Festival Project I'm not God, yet; I'm only his daughter A doctor, I work at the smokeshop Look, go back to Hollywood– Now you're a subject. Went to Fame School, But just started fame college I'll need that doctorate to call Drake and Josh up –Honestly, don't come back. I filled up half a chapter (Don't want your autograph) I wrote a paragraph after, 10 songs, and wanted a cocktail For watching you Buy your own canister Jesus Almighty And Kevin McCallister Candidly answer a Call from the darkness: “Heaven Help Hollywood, Please, Heaven Help Us. “ [The Festival Project] The Legenf of… {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Everything is Copy
#33: A Different Approach to Buying Gifts for People That They'll ACTUALLY Love & Use (+ Our Hilariously ~Us~ Holiday Wishlists)

Everything is Copy

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 55:34


Do you have that person on your gifting list who's *impossible* to shop for? Orrrr, maybe you just opt out of gift giving when you get stumped on what to get people? Hiiiiii, Audrey here, and that second one is ME. My family members have low-key flagged me as a gift hater and will all but apologize when sending me something in the mail, lol (but seriously, where are my fellow anti-clutter girlies?!). The thing is, I DO appreciate a meaningful gift… I'm just not so great at picking them out for others. Luckily, Susannah is literally the most thoughtful gift giver I know—she always gets her loved ones things that are practical, personal & meaningful (without spending crazy $$$ on a bunch of people in her life). I asked her all the questions I (selfishly) wanted to know about her process for picking out gifts, like how she comes up with such creative ideas that don't murder her wallet, how she shops for people who have everything they need, her thoughts on gift cards, and her go-to gift ideas that pretty much anyone would love. Plus, I'm sharing an easy formula for buying kid gifts AND we both share our top 5 things on our own holiday wishlists (that are SO us, it's laughable). If you still have holiday shopping to wrap up (pun intended

Daily Gospel
Revelation 1-3

Daily Gospel

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 29:02


Welcome to the book of Revelation where we find out the Left Behind series was correct. Or we find out it's all a big metaphor. Or we find out it was all fulfilled in 70 AD. Orrrr…

2 Broads, 1 Podcast
Cringey Squirrels

2 Broads, 1 Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 40:08


This episode is all over the place like a couple of squirrels being distracted. What makes you say ick or cringe with a person? Is it something they say or do? Why do guys cum in their hand? Did you know where the fascination with the “daddy” culture came from? Orrrr do platonic friends actually exist? Listen and be sure to give your feedback!

The Clinical Entrepreneur
123: The Gift of a Broken Business

The Clinical Entrepreneur

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 25:59


If your wellness practice hasn't broken yet, it's going to.    In fact, you can predict with pretty good success when your business is going to break.   Better yet, you can prevent it.   Orrrr… if it's too late for that, I'll show you how to recognize the gift of a broken business & how to fix it in 4 proven steps.   hint, hint: it has to do with outdated systems + processes.

Talking Trek: Star Trek Fleet Command
The Day the Rep Grind Died? Bye Bye Miss Saladin Grind...

Talking Trek: Star Trek Fleet Command

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 196:36


Today, one of the last things Scopely has NEVER sold (or have they?) went on sale. Rep bundle packs but their launch, like everything else this month, did not go as planned. As a result, players got the best buy 1 get 10 free sale ever on record. PLUS we take a look back on the roughest month of the year as we grade this introductory DS9 arc. Was it as bad as everyone says? ORRRR are there a few shiny spots? Let's look from multiple angles as we break down this tragic month.  visit us online at www.UltimatDJzPlayz.com for links to our socials! 

Womansplaining with Julie Barrett
Women Can't Jog in the Dark Because Men are "Trash Humans"...WHAT?! - Episode 81

Womansplaining with Julie Barrett

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 21:36


The "man haters" are blaming men for the need to protect themselves when running in dark cities alone. If only there weren't men on this planet, we would be safe. There's a huge problem with this perspective (well, several) and many facts and inconvenient truth that these man-hating women are overlooking.  (2) Mandy Hale on Twitter: "Orrrr…and hear me out… Men could just stop being trash humans? https://t.co/ROAYdagrA2" / Twitter(2) Mimi Collins on Twitter: "Remember when women were asked, what would you do if there weren't any men for a day? And like 95% of us responded “go for a walk or a run in the dark.” We're not asking for a lot.

Where's My Drink?
122. your ultimate guide for surviving & thriving after a breakup

Where's My Drink?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 82:27


So you're heartbroken? Orrrrr you're about to break someone's heart? OR your best friend is going through a breakup? ORRRR you feeling a little nervous/confused/pressured/stressed about being single? You need some reminders on how to choose yourself (regardless of your relationship status)? K, got you. Welcome to YOUR ULTIMATE BREAKUP GUIDE featuring one of my bff's, Tacha. We get into everything from before the breakup, the breakup stages, and everything that comes after. We also talk: the concept of "being chosen" + how to choose yourself, feeling lucky within a relationship, having a strong sense of self, & dating as a woman in her late twenties/thirties. Let this episode be your reminder that - no matter what you're going through - everything will be okay and if you feel like a sad b*tch right now (that's ok), just remember, you're still a bad b*tch. KAY!!! LMK what hit. LOVE U! COME SAY HI: @lisaxgilmore (my DM's are always waiting for you k) @unwinedingpod @emmeclub IF UR READING THIS - tag me in a story listening to the episode & I will send u a little gift. Shhhhhhhh our little secret k bye See you next week xxx

Daishi X Curiosity Daily
Après avoir écouté les audios Aya robert allume Ténor et défend Eunice zunon Malgré la pression de la vérité

Daishi X Curiosity Daily

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 20:45


TWSTD WRLD
The Dark Portal

TWSTD WRLD

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 46:04


Episode 35 - "The Dark Portal”After 3 long years, the Large Hadron Collider comes back online. Have you noticed any changes?! Strange things in the shadows? or maybe the world feels a bit off tilt due to colliding dimensions?! Orrrr maybe it all bogus and it is what they say it is in the name of Science!! Join us as we discuss CERN, its purpose and the mystery behind the LHC. Please comment/like/share!!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/twstd-wrld/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Clyde Talk Podcast
I grew up in da church IDK WHY I ACT LIKE DIS

The Clyde Talk Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 10:03


I ran across this meme and thought it was so funny, but I definitely think it's also worth having a conversation. Maybe you act like that because you haven't checked in with him since you was small. Maybe you're holding on to what you thought he was instead of figuring out who he really is. Maybe you're like me and went to church every Sunday AND Wednesday, and went to prayer meeting, and sang in the choir, and played drums for the church. Sometimes we attach those things to knowing God, but nah you know church. But that don't get you in. Just like having a good heart or being a good person isn't enough . See many people know OF him, but do you know him for yourself? Orrrr do you only know him from your parents? Orrrr do you only know him through your pastor?

Everything Else In Bodybuilding
13: Show Prep Fails - Part 1: When Relationships Go Wrong

Everything Else In Bodybuilding

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 22:25


What is unique about bodybuilding that can cause stress in various relationships?  How do you prevent it? Today I'm starting a new series on my show with the main topic being “show prep fails.” The first discussion I'm going to tackle is where relationships can go wrong.  I dive into three specific types of relationships in life and the potential issues that can surface when you compete.  I provide suggestions on how to maneuver potentially awkward situations and suggestions on how to minimize future issues too.  My goal of this show is for you as a listener and potential bodybuilder to always feel empowered in your decisions and to not feel like you are being selfish if you make decisions that will ultimately fill up your cup.  I want people to know it's ok to do what's best for you in bodybuilding.  And you will always have an unbiased resource here (me! hi! *waving*) shouting from the rooftops, cheering for you, wanting to see you manifest the greatness within you. Let me know what resonates with you in our Facebook group called “The ‘Everything Else' in Bodybuilding Podcast Insiders!” Key Takeaways: *My story from childhood on how change affected a key friendship (3:00) *Why relationships in bodybuilding are special (5:49) *Why the “team” concept has exploded (6:31) *Bodybuilding is not a “team” sport (11:02) *Control vs Influence (13:26) *Navigating relationships with your significant others (15:00) *Finding your voice (19:57) *Do something awesome for yourself (21:19) Additional Resources: -Find out three secrets you won't learn at a competitor workshop or posing class at www.posingwinsshows.com -Grab your “My Own Motivation” tank top at shop.killitwithdrive.com  ----TRANSCRIPT---- Welcome back guys! I have a new series I'm going to do that is all about show prep fails. In this series I am going to cover common themes and things that go wrong in show prep. Today in Part 1, I'm going to talk about all things regarding relationships and things that go wrong.  If this podcast hits a chord with you, feel free to share your thoughts in the group I have on Facebook called the “Everything Else “in Bodybuilding Podcast Insiders. Throughout our lives we try to make friends and build meaningful relationships so that we have people to share our experiences with. At some point we come into our own and start new paths that take us in completely different directions.  This can mean the end of a chapter and the beginning of a new one. Often there are friends in our lives that don't understand our new paths and don't want you to change. They don't understand that you are evolving and growing.   They might even say or do things that are hurtful to try to keep you in their life as they know you.   I remember one time I was in grade school and I was starting to make new friends in school.  These girls were part of the “cool” crowd.  I had a friend that was not part of the cool crowd who lived on the same street at me. Growing up we hung out a lot and always created dance routines together to music on the radio. The 80s was all about dance scenes in movies and I embodied this to the max. I was always dancing and creating choreography either by myself, with my cousins, or with this friend.  When I started making new friends, my old friend got jealous.  One day, I was at her house playing again and got hungry.  By the way, I don't know about you guys, but there was always food at my house and my grandparents houses. My grandmother would feed me a stack of waffles and when I got through one of them, five more showed up. So I never understood when I would go to friends houses there would never be food. Like ever. It would come time for lunch and I'd end up with a piece of bread or something. I mean does no one eat?  So anyways, here I am making dance routines and I'm freaking hungry.  I ask for a snack and she goes and gets this coffee cake thingy her mom made. I mean really, coffee cake. I'm like, mmmm YES finally something good to eat. So she goes to hand me the piece of cake and then pulls it back and says, I am only going to give you this if you promise you will never change. That you won't be friends with these new people and you will stay the same person.   I was really young but I knew this wasn't right.  I didn't know it was blackmail at the time, but I knew it wasn't fair.  I mean, really, I'm freaking hungry and am being served an ultimatum by a close friend while a piece of coffee cake is being waived in front of my face. I left her house that day and felt funny about the whole situation.  I felt deceived and I couldn't shake the feeling.   That was the last day I went over her house to play.  Walking away from friends that don't align with your path is never easy.  It becomes harder when you actually do evolve, and they don't like the new you.  You might be more confident, you might have a physical transformation that they don't like, or you might be overall spending less time with them and they feel left out. I think after that friendship I distanced myself from all friendships. I kept people at arms length so that I wouldn't be cornered again. I didn't see it coming and I never wanted to be backed into a corner like that again. It wasn't until I was 20 and got into bodybuilding that I met my best girlfriend Shelley in the gym while she was getting ready for a bodybuilding show at 47 years old. She became my closest girlfriend and is still near and dear 20+ years later.  Why? I don't know. There is something about the friendships you make in bodybuilding the are different. There is like this unspoken code amongst competitors. It's like when you see two motorcycle riders pass by each other and they wave to each other and nod. It's a thing. With bodybuilders I think it has to do with having gone through show prep and knowing what it really takes to do a show.  You will never really know unless you do one.  I think it also has to do with how alone you feel in the environments around you unless you are in a bodybuilding Mecca or something. Most people don't have that luxury and prepare for shows in their local gyms where you might even be the only bodybuilder in the whole facility.  So when you meet people at the shows often times you make friends back stage and these friendships carry on long after the show.  I think this is why teams have become so popular because they provide a support system that many do not have anywhere else, including at home with their families. Cathy Savage pioneered the concept of teams before anyone in the industry. I remember meeting Cathy in 2004 at one of her camps and then by 2007 there was literally hundreds of competitors flying in from all over the world to her annual Camp Savage event. It was in the middle of January in Boston so there was zero weather incentive to be there.  But people came anyways despite 20 degrees and windy temperatures. That's how much people wanted CONNECTION.   Since then the team concept has exploded and now you have teams everywhere, all around the world.  The irony of the “team” concept is I think they can become quite isolating for competitors, and can even bring on a feeling of peer pressure.  Sounds weird, I know, but hear me out.  Remember that idea of evolving I was talking about?  Think about what happens when a competitor who started on a team and now wants to try something new and the team or the coach doesn't approve. They feel a pit in their belly because they don't want to leave the support system of their team, but they also don't want to be limited on what they can do with their competition career either.   “Can Do.”  Those words. Geez, just verbalizing it irritates me. I honestly don't understand why grown adults allow themselves to be told what they can and can't do with something that is a hobby.  That's like being a golfer at a particular golf club and deciding that you want a change.  So you find a new golf course to spend your thousands of dollars at, but when you tell your friends at the old golf club about your switch, you are faced with little to no support and a lot of push back.  Sounds ridiculous, right? But, how is bodybuilding any different? Unless it's your literal career, bodybuilding is a hobby where you will ABSOLUTELY spend thousands of dollars to participate.  From suits, entry fees, travel, tanning, contest prep coach, and posing coaches, it is absolutely going to rack up into the thousands.   Just my clients alone, when I was doing 1 on 1 sessions, I went through their accounts recently and added up how much they have spent with me over time.  YUP, THOUSANDS.  Part of why I made the Posing Wins Shows program. It is a curriculum that you have lifetime access to no matter when and where you compete.  It's a one time cost.  Want to compete in NPC? OCB? WBFF? WNBF? Fitness Universe? NANBF? I could go on you know…plus what's cool is includes a community that is like an ongoing posing lesson and accepts everyone, men and women, all divisions, all federations.  The unique support system that is growing in the group because of the diversity is incredible.  I just did one of our group classes the other night, yes there is weekly face time with me included, and there was a moment we talked about different federations. I told the group that the cool part about being a part of this program is you can compete anywhere, and you will have not just the support, but the education from the only person qualified to teach the posing for all federations and divisions.   Someone in the group is doing her first show in the NPC federation and wants to switch to OCB or WNBF in the future. Guess what, she not only feels empowered to make those changes, but has the support from the group, and will receive the proper instruction to make those changes to her posing when the time comes.   Another person is doing an OCB show coming up, but in the future is thrilled by the idea of the glam and over the top concept of the WBFF federation.  When the time comes for her to make that switch, she can make those changes effortlessly from someone who can help her.   She won't feel peer pressure to stay in a federation.   She won't feel like she needs to go seek out a whole new teacher to help her with the posing and stage presence requirements either.  She has a one stop resource for life that encourages her and supports her no matter where she wants to compete.   And another person in the group, one of our male competitors, got served some awful news last week.  The competition he was planning to do got canceled and he was left spinning wondering what to do.  You know what he did?  He knew he could ask me for guidance on what to do next.  He knew he was going to get an unbiased answer on where and when to compete.  He has pivoted and now has a brand new show to focus on. I think the team concept has blinded people to the fact that bodybuilding is not a team sport.  It is an individual sport.  And that the team should be the support system lifting you up no matter what your goals are.  What I loved about Cathy Savage and her team concept back in the early 2000s was that she never told someone they couldn't compete in one federation or another.  She was very honest about her opinions on the various federations and would freely tell people what she thought, but ultimately, she never disallowed a competitor to compete somewhere. She still prepped them no matter where they wanted to compete.  I think all teams should be supportive and not suppressive. Having a support system is a must and teams do fill that void, but from a career standpoint, when a team is more suppressive than it is supportive, it can keep you from growing as well.  Just like that feeling I had when my friend wouldn't give me a snack because she didn't want me to change, if you feel a pit in your belly that you “can't” do what you want to do or compete where you want to compete because your coach says no, then you got things twisted up real good.  Let me repeat, bodybuilding is not a team sport.  One person gets one trophy.  YOU did that.  YOU won that trophy. You don't see any contest results that list off the team name, do you?  No it's the individual person.  You don't hear that Lebron James won the NBA championships do you? No, he wasn't the only contribution to that championship.  You hear the Lakers won the championships because it was the efforts of ALL on the team who did the work.. Lebron might win a MVP award that showcases his excellence on the team, but again, it was the efforts of the team that won, so the banner that goes up in the gymnasium with the championship title on it says “Lakers” not Lebron.   In bodybuilding, there is no such thing as the contribution of the entire team being the reason You won your trophy.  The team is your support system.  Your friends.  But make no mistake that it was YOU that measured every ounce of food that you put in your mouth, YOU that got up at ungodly hours just to get your training in, YOU that lifted every dumbbell or barbell, YOU that pushed your self in the gym every day, week after week, month after month, YOU that went rogue from your team and contacted me to immerse yourself in my signature program because YOU wanted to do something for YOURSELF to level up your stage presence and increase your chances of winning.  YOU did all that.  And all this happened regardless of who was on your team.  It absolutely baffles me how many bodybuilders, and I mean all of you, from bodybuilding to figure to physique to bikini, how may of you allow your decisions to get better, improve, change, evolve to be controlled by others. Not influenced. Influenced is not the same as controlled. You can ask for someone's opinion or guidance as influence but weigh your options in your head yourself and ultimately make your own decision.  I'm talking about control. When it's like you are asking for permission from the people around you on decisions as if you have no say. At the end of the day, I think being on teams can be really fun and produce a camaraderie you might not find anywhere else. But where I draw the line is when the influence of the team environment keeps you from growing.  One of my favorite quotes by Einstein goes something like, follow the crowd and you will get no further than the crowd. The person that walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever seen before.   Think about that for a second. I mean, really. Think about it. You are influenced by your environment, but you can change your environment at any point.  If you are around people who don't support your growth and evolution, you can change that. You are in control of your decisions. And being a part of an individual sport requires you to do what's best for you to reach your highest potential.  If you are just looking for friendships, this sport will provide you connections you will never find anywhere else while you are on your individual path to greatness.  It's important to keep that distinction.  That teams will provide you support, but the team is not responsible for your success.  YOU are. But let's talk about relationships of a different kind.   Relationships with your significant others.   Relationships with significant others aren't so easy to navigate when your significant other knows you one way, and you start to evolve, and one day decide you want to try something like a bodybuilding show. Up until this point so much of your life has been built around this other person.  You might even feel like life is passing you by and you want not do something great for yourself.  And the affect on the relationship can go one of two ways. Either your significant other will be genuinely excited for you and want to see you do something for yourself. Orrrr, your significant other will dislike your attention going elsewhere and not support you at all.   Just the other day, I had someone reach out to me to join my signature program, Posing Wins Shows.  I had never met her before so I didn't know anything about her or her goals.  So we chatted for a bit and she told me how excited she was to do her first show and wanted to get on stage late summer. She wanted to look incredible and give it her best shot and was beyond excited to have the opportunity to work with me through my program.  She was like, I need this! and couldn't wait to get started.  Next thing you know, I get a message from her saying that her boyfriend told her absolutely not and called her crazy.  And then out of nowhere, she blocks me on social media. In my head I said forget working with me, girl, there is nooo freaking way you are ever going to do a show with that kind of attitude at home.  Am I right guys? A lot happens during the time you prepare for a show. The show prep becomes life consuming.  Food. Training. Sleep. Posing Practice.  Add family commitments and children in there, you still have to find time for all of this stuff.  And somehow you do!  Without a support system from your significant other, it will add a whole other layer of stress to an already stressful endeavor. This person I was talking about is never going to do a show because the ONE person in her life that is supposed to lift her up and encourage her, thinks doing something for her that excites her is CRAZY.  How freaking controlling is that?!  It's actually quite sad.   No one should ever dim your glow.  But there is one more thing that happens during show prep.  Especially for new people.  You CHANGE. And in more ways than just one. You learn a lot about yourself.  You discover things about yourself you didn't know before.  You grow more confident.  Your aesthetics change.  Your body morphs into a shape you have never seen before.  When you go places people compliment you.  And these changes will either bring out the best or the worst in your relationships.  I've seen significant others be the biggest cheerleaders.  Imagine families wearing shirts with your name on it at your competition to show their support. And then I've also seen these changes cause a strain in relationships because the other person becomes jealous and doesn't like that the new you is getting this attention and that you are delegating some of your focus onto yourself.  Unless you are becoming an arrogant ass, their disapproval is usually because this new you means you are dedicating some time to filling up your cup instead of pouring yourself into everyone else's cup, including theirs.   This is not support.   And this eye opener doesn't often come until you are deep into your show prep.  So the girl who wasn't allowed to make a decision for herself because her significant other called her crazy, isn't even into show prep yet and already has little support for her desire to do something great for herself. This, my friends, is exactly what I mean about a relationship disaster during show prep.   The bottom line here is you absolutely need to be in control of your life, and your decisions, or you won't make it through prep.  And if you actually do putter your way through and somehow make it on stage, the strain on the relationship won't go away until you return back to the “old” normal or the other person has a come to Jesus moment seeing you on stage, starts to acknowledge all your hard work and your joy from it, and then evolves WITH you.   You need to have a conversation with your significant other before you begin the process.  I highly suggest you include this person in some capacity as well.  He or she might not want to do a show, but perhaps he or she can be a part of a physical transformation as well.  If they are already in decent shape, maybe they can plan to do a photoshoot right around the time of your show with you.  Ultimately I suggest you try to include them in some capacity if you can.   Or maybe, if they have their own hobbies that they enjoy and simply want to see you do something for yourself, and they don't need to be intimately involved in your show prep process.  That's fantastic too, but let's say golf is their hobby.  Going to play golf on the weekends as their expensive hobby isn't the same as your expensive hobby of doing a bodybuilding show.  Your hobby isn't a weekend thing. It's an every day thing.  And I think it's a good idea for them to be in the know on this beforehand.   I also think they need to know more than just the specifics on the show prep itself.  You should really share how much this hobby means to you.  Many might not understand and think competing is all about total vanity at first. And that's ok.  Not everyone is really going to “get” bodybuilding.  At the end of the day, you don't have to “get' why they love golf and how they can even watch it on tv for more than 2 minutes without falling asleep, right? So he or she doesn't have to “get' why you love bodybuilding.   What you both do “get” is that each of you loves your hobbies and you both love seeing the other person happy.  You also “get” that you are both allocating money and time towards your hobbies and neither hobby is more important than the other.  Relationships are a two way street.  And communication is an absolute must.  In fact, have your significant other listen to this episode so they can gain a better understanding of what this sport entails.  Help them understand more. Ok guys, I hope the biggest takeaway from this episode is to find your voice and communicate your dreams and desires.  Whether it's with your close friends who don't get why you want to do a show, your family, your coach, your team, and your significant other, it's important to provide info about what it is you want to do and ask for their support.  How about saying, “I really want not do this thing, it means a lot to me, and I would love your support.”  Instead of just putting up with naysayers, come out and ask for their support.  If they truly care about you and seeing you happy, they will want to support you.  You so got this! And by the way if you are ready to do something completely awesome for yourself then go to www.posingwinsshows.com and find out the three secrets that are holding you back from looking your best and winning a show….annnnd what you can do about it.  It's never too early to get started.  If you want to be great at something your efforts have to be great.  Also, like I said before join the discussion in the Podcast Insiders group if you haven't already.  I'll see you on the next episode for part 2 of this series of show prep fails! See you soon!

Campfire Capitalism Podcast
Episode #8: Contracts that are Win-Win-Win

Campfire Capitalism Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 50:11


Do you create contracts with your clients? Are you confident enough with what you put into it? Orrrr do you feel like it's taboo to talk about it? Good news for you because we finally take into the spotlight the deal with contracts -- pros, cons, and our fair share of experiences with agreements made with clients. This is an honest and straight-to-the-point episode. Are you ready? Let's start creating contracts and win! 

Empowered Expression
Ultimate Guide to Starting + Growing Your Podcast ft. Chelsea Riff

Empowered Expression

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 66:37


Ever wanted to start your own podcast? Orrrr grow tf out of your existing podcast? Chelsea Riffe is a WIZARD at organically growing a podcast and she drops so many gems on today's episode, so get ready to learn a TON about cultivating a thriving podcast community ❤️‍

No Fairytale Travels
My Cambodia Adventure Part 8 - Burned Legs and a Lost Love

No Fairytale Travels

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 38:12


We are back to Cambodia in this episode and back to lots of fun little stories from my adventure in Battambang! From scams to food to exclusive rich white people hotels in Asia and... also... where I learn that the girl I liked also likes me... after she has already left ;(Also, I become Darth Vader.. sort of? Orrrr maybe I had too much wine?! Or both :)Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this episode!!!!Let me know your thoughts on my substack: https://nofairytaletravels.substack.com

35ish Podcast
New Year, More Cheer, Less Fear & You'll Preserve!

35ish Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 37:27


This week we are talking about New Year's Resolutions! We can't help but get caught up in the New Year, New You cliché, but honestly are resolutions realistic? Orrrr by February 1st, has it been a looonggg dry January and you've already tossed your resolution away faster than the time it takes to uncork the wine bottle? Join us as we talk about popular resolutions, what our resolutions are this year, how we plan on sustaining them, and if we think setting a goal to make a specific change or focusing on doing more of something that makes us happy will bring more success! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/35ishpodcast/support

Figuring it Out
A Guys Perspective with Seb

Figuring it Out

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 79:32


Hello lovely people, today on the pod I have one of my best guy friends, Seb on the pod to give us all the juicy insight into how a guy thinks about dating & sex! From 'padding relationships' to looking at your back door during s*x, we cover a lot. Along with some good bants as per! P.S. keep in mind, this is a very light-hearted conversation - please do not take anything said for gospel. Find Seb on IG @sebastianrclarke Find me on Instagram at @creativecontent__ or @firguringitoutpoddy. Annnd lastly, if you would like to support the podcast (hi, I love you), you can do so by subscribing on Apple Podcasts (and leaving me a little cheeky 5 star review) or Following on Spotify. Orrrr you can just send the episode link to a friend, or your boss, or your neighbour (I mean if you're tight with your neighbours and not in a silent lawn feud with each other). Anyway, thanks for being here and thanks for listening, I adore you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kaylee-brayne/message

CSPN’s Comic Book Chronicles – The CSPN
Comic Book Chronicles Ep. 443: Silent Interlude Orrrr Disney Plus Day-luge

CSPN’s Comic Book Chronicles – The CSPN

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021


Buckle up, CBC fans, this one's a big one! Happy 80th Birthday to DC Comics' Wonder Woman! This week, Agent_70 and Roddykat discuss all of the news that came out from the past weekend's DC FanDome, and boy was there a lot of it for the length of the show! They will also carry on the fine tradition of pouring through the new comic book releases and discussing the ones that they've read. A fine stock, indeed! The Captains America unite for the final issue of The United States of Captain America with issue #5. It's Halloween time on Yancy Street in Fantastic Four #37. Nubia and the Amazons #1 makes its highly anticipated debut this week!

Figuring it Out
The Rise of LoveBeauty with Rachel Diaz

Figuring it Out

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 67:18


Rachel started out in a tiny one-bedroom home salon & in just five years, has managed to take the market by storm & elevate LoveBeauty to the status of one of Perth's leading skin clinics. Her story is inspiring, humbling & so very humam. Rachel talks how she started out broke, quit her job on her lunch break & how her now husband took a chance & believed in her vision - and how it all ties into where she is today, managing upwards of 12 staff & no longer on the floor day in, day out, instead basing herself down south to raise her daughter & manage from afar. Follow Rachel on Instagram or have a geeze at her online skin store. Find me on Instagram at @creativecontent__ or @firguringitoutpoddy. Annnd lastly, if you would like to support the podcast (hi, I love you), you can do so by subscribing on Apple Podcasts (and leaving me a little cheeky 5 star review) or Following on Spotify. Orrrr you can just send the episode link to a friend, or your boss, or your neighbour (I mean if you're tight with your neighbours and not in a silent lawn feud with each other). Anyway, thanks for being here and thanks for listening, I adore you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kaylee-brayne/message

Figuring it Out
Dating Q+A - Dating a friends ex?

Figuring it Out

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 42:41


Helloooo & welcome to yet another episode! From the ick, dating after a long term relationship to dating a friends ex, I answer your dating questions! Find me on Instagram at @creativecontent__ or @firguringitoutpoddy. Annnd lastly, if you would like to support the podcast (hi, I love you), you can do so by subscribing on Apple Podcasts (and leaving me a little cheeky 5 star review) or Following on Spotify. Orrrr you can just send the episode link to a friend, or your boss, or your neighbour (I mean if you're tight with your neighbours and not in a silent lawn feud with each other). Anyway, thanks for being here and thanks for listening, I adore you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kaylee-brayne/message

Figuring it Out
Floor Sessions with Holly Ogden

Figuring it Out

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 93:25


Hello beautiful people & welcome back to the pod! Today we are chatting to the most down to earth, funny, candid and stupidly talented Holly Ogden, a Perth artist who started out painting sunflowers at the start of the pandemic to bring joy, turned full-time artist (and single Mumma who works still). Holly is pushing the societal norms with her art and new show, Lay Me Bare, where she challenges us to confront our ideas of the naked human body, namely, the female naked body. Anyway, I could go on forever, but she's amazing and incredibly candid and honest in our chat, and I really hope you love this ep. as much as we loved recording it for you! Follow Holly on the gram @hollyogdenart and @seededsunflowers // Find me on Instagram at @creativecontent__ or @firguringitoutpoddy. Annnd lastly, if you would like to support the podcast (hi, I love you), you can do so by subscribing on Apple Podcasts (and leaving me a little cheeky 5 star review) or Following on Spotify. Orrrr you can just send the episode link to a friend, or your boss, or your neighbour (I mean if you're tight with your neighbours and not in a silent lawn feud with each other). Anyway, thanks for being here and thanks for listening, I adore you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kaylee-brayne/message

Foyer Chats Podcast
016: It's time to BREAK UP with busy - with Grace Blacksea

Foyer Chats Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 53:11


Anyone else sick of being busy? Orrr maybe feeling like you HAVE to busy? Orrrr maybe you're honestly just tired of even hearing the word BUSY come out of your mouth! Well, friend… Kelsey and I are right there with you... and let me tell ya… THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. Today, we had the absolute privilege of sitting down to chat with the one and only, Grace Blacksea. Grace is the founder of Quench Collective, a community of modern leaders + entrepreneurs coming together to grow and scale their businesses. Grace walks us through what it means to truly break up with busy and get back to focusing on moving the needle in your business. Soooo yeah… Need I say more? Hit play!

The Fifth Element Podcast
60. Season II Finale: Ghost Pipe Made Us Do It

The Fifth Element Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 54:24


 And just like that, season two is over! From witches to bull riders to straight up celebrities, the last 30 episodes have been filled with incredible guests, life-changing conversations, and more laughs than we can count. As always, we are CHANGED, and we are so grateful to all who have joined us on this journey. We're taking a little podcast hiatus before Season 3, but you can stay connected with us through Instagram (@thefifthelementpod), for all the updates! Feel free to slide into the DMs, ORRRR go find some ghost pipe in the woods to channel us through. Honestly, that's probably your best bet. We're translucent spirits lingering between this world and another called “Italy”. Hopefully we'll re-embody in a few weeks to tell you all about it. Until then, sending all our Leo/Cancer Rising Sun/Moon light to you, Elementals ✨

Conversations with Carly
Are you ready to make ‘Dream Clients ONLY' your new rule?

Conversations with Carly

Play Episode Play 35 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 23:45


Oooh what a question, one you may already know the answer too... ORRRR... you may need a little more persuading. You see on the surface, yes would be the easy and obvious answer. But in terms of mindset and where you are in your business, saying no to even non-dream clients isn't always easy. In this solo episode Carly talks you through why she feels saying yes to dream clients only is such a game changer in terms of energy and how you show up, plus she shares tips on how to put this rule into place too. Dream Clients at the ready... You can connect with Carly as follows:Web: www.carlykeighley.comFREE BRAND VALUES GUIDE:https://www.carlykeighley.com/brand-values-guide/ Email: info@carlykeighley.comInstagram: soarwithcarlyFacebook: Carly Keighley>>Join the free Facebook group ‘Women Who Soar'Clubhouse:@carlykeighley / Club: ‘Women Who Soar'>>Personal Branding Power Hour every Weds 13.00-14.00 utcYouTube: Carly Keighley 

Tea With Claudia & B
☕️Dear General Tilney...☕️

Tea With Claudia & B

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 5:38


*GULP* This week we write to the mysterious, yucky and intimidating General Tilney...Is he really the murderous man that Catherine believes?! Orrrr is he just creepy?

Keepin it Cute with Bre & Grace
Keepin' It Cute: Y'all Done Making Politicians Celebrities Orrrr?

Keepin it Cute with Bre & Grace

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 69:00


Hosts Bre and Grace present to you the third installment of our guest series: Don't You Love When Black Women! Where they sit down to talk with Black Women doing the absolute damn thing in life. This week host Bre chats with the hosts of the political podcast Just Too Opinionated, Ali Dorsett, and Zuher Ibraham! The opinionated duo talk about how the pandemic has affected them, this year's election, and what YOU can do to create the change you want to see in your community! Happy Listening. Where you can find Ali and Zuher: IG: https://www.instagram.com/jsttoo/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Justtoo_ As mentioned in the episode: Check to see how your friends voted: https://www.businessinsider.com/vote-with-me-shows-contacts-voting-record-2018-10 Here's How You Can Keep It Cute: Ways you can help the people in Tigray: https://www.gofundme.com/f/suhul-hospital?utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link The Nigerian Government has responded to calls for peace with bullets and destruction. It is not enough to End SARS but we must do everything in our power to dismantle Nigerian corruption. Educate yourself and help in whatever way you can: https://www.ign.com/articles/how-to-help-end-sars-in-nigeria Google some policies of local representatives: https://www.google.com This episode is sponsored by Anchor - the easiest way to make a podcast! :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app