Tangentland

Can you hear ants make noise? What makes a sandwich premade? Why does the library have solar eclipse glasses?

Can you cut paper like a loaf of bread? What does "check-in" sounds like when you say it fast? Does eating something with your other hand make it taste different? Play it by ear or by year??

Do you even need to have crackers with cheese & crackers? Are there monsters in any of the grill compartments? Do astronauts have nighttime routines? What if people were more social when they flew on planes?

what's the difference between a drop and a droplet? how many staples are in a booklet? why do we say thank you under our breath when a car let's us cross the crosswalk?

how long does velcro last? where does the neck start? should you get a little of gloves with each popsicle? where did all of Yash's contacts go???

Is yogurt a liquid or a solid? What's at the end of chapstick? Can you have just one whammy? 

Is birdwatching a competitive sport? Can you have a row without a column? Is yawning empathetic? Why does a loaf of bread have heels but no toes???

What is portaging? How can you turn around when you're walking without it looking suspicious? Where is the rotator cuff located? What style is Yash going to cook his dinner in??

Can you slip on a grape? Do you say rice and beans or beans and rice? Why is it so hard to find dice on the sidewalk? How often do they replace town population signs? Are steam lines expensive???

Why is it so hard to preserve a sleeve of cookies after you've opened them? How long should you leave your shovel outside after winter is over? Do adults bounce less than kids? Why is it called the S room??

What's the best way to pick your eggs out of the carton? What if people were put in boarding groups for flights based on hobbies? Should you have fun before anything else? How do you know when you caught a fish?

How do you prevent dog leashes from getting tangled? Can pulling a weed out of the ground be loud? Why are billboards so complicated? Is it better to nap or make crafts??

How do you know when a parade ends? Where does sea glass come from? Is 2 wheel luggage better than 4 wheel luggage? Do you play track or do track? 

Is the ocean too deep? When does push really come to shove? Can you pay for the check with a check? What if we were Tupperware??

What if you could taste emails? Does anyone have cookie jars anymore? Why do we have spare tires and not spare steering wheels? 

What if chips were pre-dipped? Should gas station pumps have windows so you can see the person on the other side? Can you use someone else's fun fact as your fun fact? Is going to Dubai more fun than playing billiards? Are QR codes even efficient??

Where did chocolate coins originate from? Why do vacuums suck? Can you be good at bingo? Are you breaking the rules if you put your elbows on the table?

Why do some people prefer even numbers vs odd numbers? Why do deli workers say "neeext"? How could you make returning books back to the library more fun?

Why do kangaroos have pouches? What's the funniest knock-knock joke?  Why do we put our hands at 10 and 2 when driving? Mobren brenbren??

Is "if" a vital word? Are you more likely to get injured during the winter solstice? Is it more fun to go up or down on a trampoline?

How many items do you need to make a pile? Are safety pins actually safe? Are gum walls sustainable? Should you get a ribbon for getting 5th place?

Why does lightning zigzag? Is a zillion the biggest number? Do zebras foreshadow? Does anyone like the end piece of a loaf of bread?

What do different kinds of knocks mean? What's the best way to eat a salad? Why do ice cream shops close their windows so much? Should you be greeted when you walk into office supply stores? Yeah no?

How did time outs begin? If a duck quacks in a cave, does it echo? How do you pack up a hot air balloon once you're done with it? Hummus in squeeze bottles??

Can you buy pre-made walls? Do all dogs have a spot? Should there be prizes inside of fruit? Is it nice to have a bench near a playground?

What are the top 5 farm animals? Can you miss a handshake? Are there still movie theaters? Do they still have the stubs??

How do you get all of the dirt in the dustpan? What if people coughed straight up into the air? How much candy should you take from the bowl on Halloween? Boo who??

Why is it so hard to socialize while bowling? Should you clap when the plane lands? What direction is up? I before E except after ceiling? 

Are some people more eavesdroppable than others? Why is it called a Slip 'N Slide? Why can't we feel gravity? Do skiing jokes make you look better at skiing?

Are they called ant hills or ant piles? Can you set a world record for anything? Should we change how we carpool? How many bagels?

Do birds take turns flying in front? Should there be check operated laundry? Are cat toes are called beans? Is Hannah's dog hungry??

How many serving sizes is a puzzle? Why are telephone poles so high up? Why do we say 'The End' when a story ends? Why did white boards replace chalk boards?

Do cashews float to the top? What if you planned your day around potential stains? Do snakes get a bad rap? Does anyone use the fast forward button on TV remotes anymore? Welcome mats but no cya later mats??

Do people mind brief holds?  Should you clean behind your oven during the winter solstice? What if washing machines were foldable? Why can't we compare apples to oranges??

Why don't we post heat ovens?  Are all pufferfish puffed? Can you accidentally hypnotize someone? Why is society so bad at parallel parking? Pucker or percussion??

Does anyone use combs anymore? Can you change your birthday? What's the average life span of a balloon? What is slurping??

How did thumb wars begin? Why are newspapers so long? Why are copiers so big? What is toner? Why is it always low??

Are 1 leaf clovers more rare than 4 leaf clovers? How does waste get removed from a sailboat? What if you had a water ballon fight with gloves? Are there goat interns? Why are we not paying goats??

Has Yash ever been in a revolving door accident? Can you write a whole research paper on otters? Why is Yash jealous of my paper bags? Does Thursday give off October vibes?

How do bubbles work? What kind of music is played at math meets? Do deflated cheesecakes taste good? Dunkin what?

What's the difference between mud and muck? Why can't Yash whistle? Why doesn't Yash make his bed? Is corn good?

Why is Yash afraid of spiders but not ants? What kind of liquid does Yash dunk his oreos in? Why does Yash use a handheld basket instead of a shopping cart?