The F*ck Ups Guide To Not F*cking Up

It's finally here the much anticipated and highly talked about season two finale for The F*ck Ups Guide To Not F*cking Up! Thank you to all of our listeners and a big shout out to our latest donor @tinythumbnail The F*ck Ups roll up their sleeves, throw on a hard hat and grab a pickaxe in this episode as we sift through the headaches of creating a podcast to find those little nuggets of gold. Check out our latest review by Rotten Tomatoes "We don't review podcasts! How did you even get this number? Stop calling us !" -Anonymous

On the pod again The F*ck Ups just can't wait to get on the pod again The life I love is makin' podcast with my friends And the F*ck Ups can't wait to get on the pod again. The F*ck Ups buckle up, fix their mirror, adjustment their seats, and step on the gas in this episode!

A message from the F*ck Ups, before you knock this episode try it.

Yo VIP let's kick it F*ck Ups babyF*ck Ups babyAll right stop collaborate and listenThe F*ck Ups are back with a brand new podcast The F*cks locked ourselves out of the podcast studio for a few weeks but we are back with fresh new fuck ups!

The F*ck Ups come out of retirement to play one last farewell tour singing some of their great hits like. Welcome To The Lackluster Parade Rock And Roll All Nite and Podcast Every Day Get Ur Geek On Midnight Train to Alhambra California American Idiot(S) Blue Suede Dudes Podcast Me Softly With His Song We Will Mock You Are the Podcast of My Life PRO CONCERT TIPS FROM THE F*CK UPS Dusty's Pro Tip: “Pick the correct mosh pit!" Joel's Pro Tip: ”Try to go to every concert you can but think twice before you take a date!” Sherwyn's Pro Tip: “Don't be afraid to go see a show alone and if you don't have a ticket you can always sneak in.“

WARNING POOP TALK Welcome to the shit show! Featuring the ultimate number two and second-time guest Adriana F. Garcia. The F*ck Ups shit down and shift through life's crap to bring us stories of bathroom mishaps.   FOLLOW THE F*CK UPS INSTAGRAM https://bit.ly/3f5PFgt APPLE PODCAST https://apple.co/2X90U1I SPOTIFY https://spoti.fi/3389jWP Reach us at our website and check us out on youtube. https://www.voizboxhq.com/ https://bit.ly/3jPjuFF

The F*ck Ups throw in the towel. see the link in the description for details. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Debt collectors have finally tracked down the Fuck Ups and made them give up the goods in this episode.

The F*ck Ups are on a journey of self-discovery hopefully, we won't end up in a South American prison just like last time. Self-introspection Pro Tips from The F*ck Ups! Dusty's Pro Tip: “Don't think so much all the time.” Joel's Pro Tip: “Failures and successes shape who you are don't hold yourself back.“ Sherwyn's Pro Tip:” You'll never know who are until you try.”

And it's been awhile Since The F*ck Ups first saw you And it's been awhile Since We could call you. The F*ck Ups talk about reconnecting with old friends.

Summer loving had me a blast Summer loving happened so fast I met a girl crazy for me Met a boy cute as can be Summer days drifting away to oh oh the summer nights Tell me more, tell me more   The Fuck Ups reminisce about those hot and heavy summer nights of youth, the days of note passing, mix tape making, and falling fast.

A message from The F*ck Ups Try to be better every day, curb the hate, and be an advocate for the change. Every person in this world deserves the same opportunities and respect!

In this mid-season cliff hanger, The F*ck Ups Wake Up and Take The Power Back as we Testify to our rage and ask the tough questions like How Could You Just Kill A Man. Big thank you to all the listeners for your continued support. The F*ck Ups will be taking a mid-season break and will be back in June with fresh new content!

Pro hairstyle tips from The F*ck Ups Dusty's Pro Tip: "Business in the front, party in the back. The man with a mullet is ready for every occasion." Joel's Pro Tip: "The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is three days." Sherwyn's Pro Tip: "If you're going to cut your hair during the quarantine, just don't. Save yourself the heartache."

Based on a true story, Imprisoned during COVID-19 in an apartment in LA, a group of Allied podcasters break out of a Nazi prison and force enemy soldiers from the front lines on a harrowing chase to freedom. The F*ck Ups reflect on their bad dates, recalling the great mistakes, and escapes men/women make while casually dating.

The F*ck Ups were once young, dumb, and reckless after thousands of fuck ups we learned from our mistakes becoming experts in our field now we are only dumb and reckless this week we chat about the challenges of being a reckless youth.

The long waiting and munched talked about sequel to episode 14 I DONT NO ! The F*ck Ups say yes to distress by recalling some of our best and worse times saying YES.

-allegedly- “The podcast you are about to hear may startle you. It would not have been possible otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly increasing numbers. The F*ck Ups Guide To Not F*cking Up is that drug. -- a violent narcotic -- an unspeakable scourge --The Real Public Enemy Number One !” -Reefer Madness-Probably- “The F*ck Ups were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.” -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson -Probably- 420, Acapulco Gold, British Colombia, Bubonic Chronic, Bud, Buddha, Chong, Da Kine, Dank Sinatra, Doobie, Dope, Dr. Greenthumb, Evil Edamame, Ganja, George Bush, Gigglesmoke, Grass, Green, Grim Reefer, Hashish, Jazz Cigarette, Kush, Mary Jane, Pineapple Express, Pot, Power Flower, Puff The Magic Dragon, Purple Haze, Reefer, Sammy Davis Jr., Scoob, The Chronic, The Devil's Lettuce, The Holy Herb, The Stickiest of The Icky, Weed, Whacky Tobaccy.

“Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.” -Nasreddin- The F*ck Ups do our best Judge Dredd impressions while we chat about what it means to be critical of others.

Featuring “Dr.” Mr. and Mrs. Pereira Lock down your sexy time or it may be... GONE IN SEX-TY SECONDS. The F*ck Ups are joined by two experts in the field of having the mood ruined. Long time friends of the podcast, husband and wife team Louis and Dara Pereira. We share in the pain of one of life's greatest fuck-ups: killing the bedroom vibe.

“There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question!” -TRON CARTER Woop-Woop! That's the sound of da police! That's the sound of the beast!. The F*ck Ups break their vow of silence and spill the dirt on their close encounters of the Jail Kind.

The F*ck Ups fight for their mental stability; in this episode, we tackle the struggles of keeping sane in an insane world. PRO TIPS FROM THE F*CK UPS Learn something new. Do that thing you've been putting off. Get some air.

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mindI always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind M-m-m-my CORONA (covid-19). The F*ck Ups are hyped !!! With all the Media attention The F*ck Ups are hyped !!! We prepare for Y2K, buy a bidet and cancel travel plans.

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some. It takes Different podcasts to move the world. The F*ck Ups get personal in season two talking about some of our biggest fuck ups and experiences with bigotry and racism.

Much like the 5th Pirates of the Caribbean, don't expect too much. In this episode, The F*ck Ups talk about our near death experiences and life flashing before our eyes. Pro Tips in this episode: Put on sunscreen. If you have a deep cough go to the doctor. If you're driving in the snow, put chains on your tires.

Season 1 greatest hits! Big thank you to all the listeners and a special thank you to Tamyia Masek and Steven Salaysay for contributing to The F*ck Ups! The F*ck Ups take a look back at our favorite moments from season 1. Recapping some of our best fuck ups and how we have grown.

A VOIZ BOX JOINT Featuring Bill Gensinger as Samuel L. Jackson and starring The F*ck Ups as themselves. On the hottest day of the year on a street in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn, everyone's f*ck ups and mistakes smolder until it explodes into great podcast stories.

The F*ck Ups send good vibes into the universe and tackle the tough subject of dealing with death.

THE PRAIRIE OYSTER HANGOVER CURE 1 egg(s) 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce salt pepper 2 dashes Tabasco old-fashioned glass Instructions: Crack the egg into an Old-Fashioned glass, leaving the yolk unbroken. Dose it with Worcestershire sauce, a sprinkling of salt and pepper, and Tabasco. Down in one gulp…GOOD LUCK.

Pro Tips from The F*ck-Ups Pro Tip 1: SHOOT YO SHOT Pro Tip 2: (605) 475-6968: The Rejection Hotline, which politely explains to the individual that whoever gave them this number is not into them. Pro Tip 3: SHOOT YO SHOT Step 4: Profit

The F*ck-Ups stand resolute and start the New Year on the right foot while talking about our past failed resolutions.

We at The F*ck-Ups Guide wish you a Happy Holiday with this non-holiday themed episode. The F*ck-Ups get into our do's and dont's of hygiene. Sherwyn-isum #37 - Bidet if you do, bidet if you don't.

Feat. Alexander Pacillas Part 1 of our 42 part series In this aptly named series of interviews The F*ck-Ups get down with expert guests getting tips and tricks on a wide variety of topics. The F*ck-Ups interview our good friend and creative director for the production company In Pursuit of Nothing Alex Pacillas. We get the goods and bads of being creative and the production process.

“IT'S COMPLICATED” ISN'T A RELATIONSHIP STATUS. The F*ck-Ups get personal and talk about backsliding with ex-girlfriends.

Why are retail workers the best in bed? Because the customer always comes first. Featuring Nick Seaney The Fuck Ups get down with our guest Nick Seaney sharing some of our best and worst retail experiences.

To be selfish or not to be selfish, that is the question. The F*ck-Ups talk about being used, treating yourself, and learning when to be selfish or selfless.

Get to know your no! The F*ck Ups learn when to say NO! Sometimes you just have to treat yo' self and just stay home. Or say no to that dinner party you said you were going to, but low key didn't want to go to anyway.

“The F*ck Ups, huh? They are a menace! Thugs! We were just lucky the police arrived when they did before all those innocent people were hurt.” -J. Jonah Jameson- We strap on our best Scrooge McDuck hats and talk about how to stretch a buck. Answering the questions no one asked like, “Will Sherwyn push people down for a shirt?” and “Does Dusty have an Amazon shopping problem.”

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day. I knew it would come back to haunt me. The F*ck-Ups break down some of our best and worst Hallowinning stories.

  Featuring Jacquelyn Vrooman Show us the money! The F*ck Ups learn about finding their worth and acting your wage. With the invaluable insight and wisdom of our guest Jacquelyn Vrooman. (She made me write that.)

To pod and cast in L.A. Where everyday the F*ck-Ups try to fatten our pockets. Us, as podcasters hustle for the cash, so it's hard to knock it.

Featuring Adriana F. Garcia The F*ck-Ups present a most unique psychological investigation into the mind of a future serial killer. On this weeks episode, our special guest Adriana F. Garcia, guides us through some of the weird insecurities in our lives.

Style tips from The F*ck Ups - "Avoid JNCOs, Fedoras, and Factory 2-U. If all else fails, wear a tuxedo shirt."

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. You want to be where you can see, our troubles are all the same. You want to be where everybody knows your name. -Cheers

Pro Tips per The F*ck-Ups: Joel says, "Find a friend with a truck, (but not him)." Sherwyn says, "Just hire a few people outside of Home Depot and let them sort it out." Dusty says, "If all else fails, you can always live in a storage locker."

You know it's hard out here for a podcaster trying to get this money for the rent. In this episode, The F*ck-Ups talk about all the side hustles and how to get that $$$.

"Just write apartment life is a way passage of life, dealing with dog poop, sirens at 4am, and neighbors quinceanera. Or something like that." -Sherwyn Salaysay

In this episode The Fuck Ups take a piss on what is means to have a hobby

It doesn't matter if you podcast by a inch or a mile, podcasting is podcasting. -The Fast and Furious-

We've enjoyed pitching tents ever since we were young and in this episode we talk about campings greatest questions like...Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Is this mushroom edible? Should I wipe with poison ivy?