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Comedians Dave Williamson and Forrest Shaw became pals when starting Stand Up in Miami, FL many years ago. Both are experienced Watermen and still aquatic enthusiasts, they both now live in the sea air of Los Angeles. Enjoy their stories of Comedy, growing up in Florida, and whatever else comes up. They are...The Mermen.

Dave Williamson and Forrest Shaw


    • Mar 4, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h AVG DURATION
    • 76 EPISODES


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    See You Later, Merverts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 119:52


    For the last time ever (unless someone gives us a small loan of a million dollars), this week! Dave brings some homemade bbq for the guys in the studio to celebrate their journey with this podcast. After munching into the mic for a full 12 minutes, they call Nicole Mitchell, a pastor turned OnlyF*ns star to further explore the possibility of Forrest finding OnlyF*ns success. Dave also calls his personal pastor from his church to hopefully convert Forrest and save his soul. And then we clean out the voicemail box and say our final farewells. Thank you to all of our listeners, especially the ones that tuned in every Monday since the beginning. It's been fun and a pleasure connecting with you and we do not take this experience for granted. We had as much fun making this podcast as (hopefully) you enjoyed listening. We love you and maybeeee we'll see you later. ( See You Later, Merverts | Ep 75 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    The End of The Mermen?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 61:13


    This week, Dave humbly brags about booking an acting gig as "Out of Shape Dad #1", they give a call to a secret Only F**s creator to learn how to make money as a guy, and they give a very important, yet sad update on the future of the Mermen. ( The End of The Mermen?! | Ep 74 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Mermen on OnlyFans

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 73:00


    This week, the guys talk about the NBA All-Star Game and Jimmy Butler's back story, making a petition to close the Miami Seaquarium, and they try to devise a plan to become content creators on OnlyFans to make some extra money. ( Mermen on OnlyFans | Ep 73 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    To Feed a Predator

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 57:42


    This week, Forrest shares his love for the tv show "Love on the Spectrum", Dave shares how he cooked bbq for a tv production of "To Catch a Predator", and Forrest blasts Jay-Z for his Grammy speech. ( To Feed a Predator | Ep 72 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Mystery Coffee and The Super Bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 63:35


    This week, the guys try to solve the mystery of who the hell sent them coffee beans in the mail! They also talk about how X/Twitter shows way too many deaths now, Dave being mistaken for a mentally challenged kid once, and they give their Super Bowl predictions (we recorded this episode before we knew who was going to the bowl so shut up!) ( Mystery Coffee and The Super Bowl | Ep 71 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    How to Have S*x with a Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 64:05


    This week, the guys talk about a mall mermaid almost drowning in front of a bunch of kids, Dave dives into some research on having s*x with ghosts, and Forrest tells us about a really weird dream he had involving getting intimate with Tom Segura. ( How to Have S*x with a Ghost | Ep 70 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    [LIVE PODCAST] Live from Side Splitters!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 50:46


    This week, WE ARE BACK DOING A LIVE PODCAST! The guys paid another visit to Florida to do a live show in front of a live audience to talk about Dave's friend burning his foot with boiling water, how Forrest gets annoyed with how friendly Dave is with strangers, and then they talk with their good friend and radio legend, Mike Calta from 102.5 The Bone! ( [LIVE PODCAST] Live from Side Splitters! | Ep 69 | The Mermen Podcast ) Follow Mike Calta on Instagram @themikecaltashow and on X @mrmikecalta ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net

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    How Miami Are You, Bro?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 60:22


    This week, the guys take a quiz to test how Miami they really are, they call a Cuban and hear about his travel story to the US as a kid, and they call their childhood home numbers to see who picks up. ( How Miami Are You, Bro?! | Ep 68 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    New Year Resolutions with Walter Mercado

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 64:46


    HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU MERVERTS! We're back after the holidays with an all new ep where we talk about our New Year resolutions, astrology being dumb, and then we have a very special video call with beloved Puerto Rican legend astrologer, Walter Mercado (who happens to look a lot like our good friend and comedian, Freddy Stebbins)! ( New Year Resolutions with Walter Mercado | Ep 67 | The Mermen Podcast ) Go to freddystebbins.com to learn more about Freddy and to catch him at a future show! ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Merry Woke-mas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 60:15


    Sorry for skipping a week! But as you'll find out in this episode, the guys almost died. Hear them talk about escaping death, the worst airports in the world, and having a woke Santa refuse to eat cookies with gluten in them. We'll be taking another 2 weeks off for Christmas and the New Year, but we'll be back immediately after. Happy Holidays, you merverts! ( Merry Woke-mas! | Ep 66 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Rebranding Water Polo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2023 61:27


    This week, Forrest shares his hatred towards Christmas music from the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Dave butchers the Spanish alphabet, and they try to rebrand water polo to make it a less douchey sport. ( Rebranding Water Polo | Ep 65 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Drunk off Australian IPAs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 71:08


    This week, the guys receive an Australian beer shipment from Mermen fan Richard from Australia, which leads to a drunken spiral of having the hots for Dolly Parton, more conspiracy theories, Forrest exposing comedians for being d***heads, and Dave trying to convert Forrest into a Catholic. ( Drunk off Australian IPAs | Ep 64 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Stupid Conspiracy Theories

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 67:43


    This week, the guys share what they're thankful for this Thanksgiving season, they breakdown crazy conspiracy theories including Jamie Foxx being replaced by a clone, and Dave recalls a time Forrest scared Dave's church friends away during a live show. ( Stupid Conspiracy Theories | Ep 63 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Stub Hub Bro

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 56:49


    This week, the guys try to figure out how to gamble on kids water polo, Forrest shares a grumpy encounter with a bro on Stub Hub, and they bash TikTokers reacting to music as content. ( Stub Hub Bro | Ep 62 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Who Put Weed in the Spinach?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 54:45


    This week, the guys share their kitchen horror stories that range from Forrest losing a band-aid in a sandwich, Dave quitting two hours into his shift, and someone potentially dosing a whole restaurant. ( Who Put Weed in the Spinach?! | Ep 61 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Let's Taco 'bout Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 60:44


    This week, the guys talk about unnecessary gore in restaurants during halloween, the time Dave got roasted HARD during a roast battle against comedian Kelsey Cook, and the guys talk about their biggest guilts all while wearing ridiculous costumes. ( Let's Taco 'bout Halloween | Ep 60 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    The Chick Flick Critic

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 75:19


    This week, the guys discuss their favorite and least favorite chick flicks, Forrest publicly bashes Delta Airlines, and they get a very important update from longtime fan, Richard from Australia! All while trying to get through the smell of throw up in the studio. ( The Chick Flick Critic | Ep 59 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Mermen for Office!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 63:03


    This week, the guys take more entries for the deforestation of Forrest's weight, Forrest issues an apology to Aaron Rodgers, and they decide they are going to run for office in Miami! As long as they can do it remotely. ( Mermen for Office! | Ep 58 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    RIP Aaron Rodgers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 59:55


    This week, Forrest opens up a "fat pool" to the public to guess how much weight he'll lose in 6 months, Dave calls a friend to learn about the history of coffee, and Forrest casually wishes death upon Aaron Rodgers. ( RIP Aaron Rodgers | Ep 57 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Taylor Swift Loves Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 67:00


    This week, the guys recap their recent Florida tour, they talk about Miami's best strip clubs and getting kicked out as teens, and they get "Taylor Swift" on the line! ( Taylor Swift Loves Football | Ep 56 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    [LIVE PODCAST] Live from Miami, Florida!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 63:27


    This week, WE ARE LIVE! The guys headed to their home turf of Miami to record a podcast in front of a live audience at the Comedy Inn. They are joined by film director Billy Corben and comedian Lisa Corrao! Hear them talk about O.J. Simpson really milking his reputation, Florida's flying cockroaches, and selling catheters. ( [LIVE PODCAST] Live from Miami, Florida! | Ep 55 | The Mermen Podcast ) Follow Billy Corben on Instagram and X @billycorben Follow Lisa Corrao on Instagram and X @lisacorrao ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    We're Goin' to Florida!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 56:25


    This week, the guys talk about teaching Luis how to swim in Florida, Forrest gives his dad a call after their newfound relationship, and they talk about Halloween coming up and potentially starting a razor apple business. ( We're Goin' to Florida! | Ep 54 | The Mermen Podcast ) Visit linktr.ee/themermenpod for links to purchase tickets to see The Mermen LIVE in Florida! ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    #NeverForget Dave's Shirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 63:06


    This week, they surprise Dave's mom with a phone call life on the Mermen Podcast, they give their condolences to Jimmy Buffet, and they remember 9/11 (but most importantly, Dave's shirt). ( #NeverForget Dave's Shirt | Ep 53 | The Mermen Podcast ) Visit linktr.ee/themermenpod for links to purchase tickets to see The Mermen LIVE in Florida! ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air! 

    Going Viral on TikTok!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2023 64:44


    This week, Dave waves his El Segundo flag high for their World Series win, Forrest comes up with a plan to go viral on TikTok, and they catch up on some new voicemails. ( Going Viral on TikTok! | Ep 52 | The Mermen Podcast ) Visit linktr.ee/themermenpod for links to purchase tickets to see The Mermen LIVE in Florida! ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    You Call That a Hurricane?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 55:23


    This week, the guys compare Hurricane Hilary to hurricanes from Florida, Dave talks about his dream house with his name and statues of himself everywhere, and they mourn the loss of Lolita, Florida's beloved killer whale. ( You Call That a Hurricane?! | Ep 51 | The Mermen Podcast ) Visit linktr.ee/themermenpod for links to purchase tickets to see The Mermen LIVE in Florida! ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Most Valuable Primate with Ian Bagg

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 51:13


    This week, Dave and Forrest decide to force their own sponsorships for the podcast, Dave discovers the magic of UberEats, and they Facetime their good friend and heckler destroyer, comedian Ian Bagg. ( Most Valuable Primate with Ian Bagg | Ep 50 | The Mermen Podcast ) Visit linktr.ee/themermenpod for links to purchase tickets to see The Mermen LIVE in Florida! ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Dang Kids and their E-Bikes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 51:30


    This week, Dave realized he's becoming a bit of a Karen and yelling at kids on their e-bikes, Forrest talks about his skateboarding days, and Dave makes progress on prepping for the Catalina channel swim. ( Dang Kids and their E-Bikes! | Ep 49 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Island Boys and Manatee Incest

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 71:50


    This week, the guys talk about a manatee literally being sex'd to death by its own brother, which makes them draw parallels to the Island Boys controversial kiss with each other. They also talk the passing of Paul Reubens, best known for his role of Pee-wee Herman, and they listen to some more voicemails containing questionable impressions. ( Island Boys and Manatee Incest | Ep 48 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    The Mermen Migos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2023 61:14


    This week, the guys talk about possible cocaine sharks in Miami, Dave tries his very best to name all the Migos based off of their sound effects, and Dave shows the support his son has been getting as he recovers from his accident. ( The Mermen Migos | Ep 47 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Shark Week and Messi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 73:39


    This week, the guys are back and talk about Dave's dream to be the host of Shark Week, Messi being the new star of Miami, and they revisit their "Call a Cuban" segment to find out information on the practice of Santeria and what the hell it is. ( Shark Week and Messi | Ep 46 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Quick Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 4:29


    Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no new episode this week. But here's a quick update from Forrest! ( Quick Update | Ep 45 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air! 

    Live Orgy Audience

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 54:22


    This week, the guys give their best attempts at some classic celebrity impressions, Forrest shows off his versatility in voice acting, and Dave shares a story about a time he did live standup at a swingers event. ( Live Orgy Audience | Ep 44 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Beer, Donuts, and Freedom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2023 57:37


    This week, the guys show their true American colors by sipping on some Bud Lights, having a donut eating contest, and of course, having a good ol' USA chant no one asked for. ( Beer, Donuts, and Freedom | Ep 43 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air! Tags: #4thofjuly #usa #america #fireworks #july4th #independenceday #podcast #merpeople #mermen #comedyrecords #episode #planet

    Submersible Sea Shanty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 52:06


    This week, the guys talk about what the whole planet has been talking about: the Titan submersible. BUT! They at least put their own spin on the news by making some music out of it. Spoiler alert: Dave may or may not be rapping in this episode. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Flamingos for Sale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 67:28


    This week, the guys talk about Dave being the best dad, Forrest regretting investing in a trailer with Dave's face on it, and Dave tries to get to the bottom of who put a Craigslist listing up for lawn flamingos attached to his phone number. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Interview with a Merman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 63:03


    This week, the guys decide to do a little Q&A with each other and learn when the last time they cried was, how close they've come to death, and how many cats Forrest has owned as a proud cat daddy. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    15 Year Death Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 57:18


    This week, the guys talk about Dave trying to sell vintage beers, the cast of Titanic tripping on PCP laced clam chowder, and Forrest plans out his longterm death plan. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Zack from Massachusetts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2023 91:02


    This week, the guys are finally back in studio! Listen to them catch up on what's happened since they've been gone, talk about Dave's upcoming birthday, and catch up on voicemails... one caller in particular. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Dad Bod Appropriation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 55:27


    This week, the guys address some critiques from the Cinco de Mayo episode, Dave feels like HIS culture of having a dad bod is being appropriated, and Forrest gives us updates from his life on tour with Jim Jefferies. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Foot Fetish Fiasco

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 77:33


    This week, the guys call their good friend John Wynn to talk about the time he was tricked into a foot fetish photo shoot, they recall a story where Dave accidentally almost got Forrest's ass kicked, and they listen to voicemails that have been sitting in the mailbox for quite some time. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Don't F*** with Sharks

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 63:02


    This week, the guys talk about the struggles Cubans face coming to this country, sharks getting a bad rap for being vicious, and the English language being unrecognizable in Scotland and other parts of the world. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air! Song used: Jeff The Muff Diver by The Barefoot Man. Copyright Disclaimer: Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.

    Cinco de Mayo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 52:18


    This week, the guys celebrate Cinco de Mayo! They talk about Dave "paying homage" to the culture, they take the "gay test" Luis was subjected to by his uncle at a young age, and Dave sucks down some Coronas Uncle Sink style. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Dolphin Pregnancy Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 60:37


    This week, the guys talk about Forrest finding a sketchy briefcase filled with cash, dolphins giving unexpected pregnancy announcements, and Dave being accused of asking to see boobs while referring a girls' water polo game. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    How to be a Papi

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 57:48


    This week, the guys talk about the art of pranking being degraded with the new generation, what it takes to be a papi like America's papi Pedro Pascal, and they give their good friend Graham Elwood a call and talk WNBA. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Chipped Teeth and High School Bullies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 49:48


    This week, the guys argue about who knows more Mexican people, Forrest remembers a time he chipped his tooth on a rib sandwich, and Dave realizes he may have been a bully in high school without even knowing it. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    April Fools!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 76:29


    This week, the guys talk about how Dave used to have a fascination with flashing his balls as a prank, they obsess over a mustard curry sauce from their past, and we finally get an update from Mermen super-fan "Richard from Australia" and the rubs he ordered rom Dave! Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Spring Break and Porn Sets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 71:01


    This week, the guys talk about spring break in Miami, Forrest's Airbnb possibly being listed for p*rn productions, and how they both stayed at the worst hotel known to man. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Old Man Burgers and Spanish Lessons

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 63:40


    This week, the guys talk about the famous Bill's Burgers and 100 year old griddle, Forrest recounts a very uncomfortable moment with Emmanuel Lewis, and the guys face-off in a contest to see who knows more Spanish. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    The Oscars and March Madness feat. Al Jackson

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 67:26


    This week, the guys try to fix the Oscar Awards nomination system, they talk college basketball for March Madness, and they call their good friend, comedian Al Jackson. Follow Al on Instagram @aljacksononig and on Twitter @aljackson Make sure to check out his podcast "My Safe Word is More" wherever you listen to podcasts! Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Cocaine Bear and Matching Jackets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 78:50


    For the first time in a long time, the guys return to the studio after being on tour! This week, they talk about what they've been up to since the last time, Forrest talks about watching Cocaine Bear with other comedians, Dave gives Forrest a present to celebrate having completed 25 episodes, and they finally get through voicemails and texts that have been stacking high. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

    Dead Dogs and Mail Order Brides

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 61:42


    This week, the guys talk about dogs dying at the most inconvenient times, then take a dive into getting Forrest a mail order bride, and then get a story sent in in the voicemail box about a man getting bukkaked by a dolphin. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to davewilliamsoncomedy.com and forrestshaw.net Leave a voicemail or text the guys at (347) MERVERT or (347) 637-8378 ! Write a review on Apple Podcasts to get a shoutout on air!

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