The Televoid Podcast

The AMPire Diaries now has its own official podcast feed, Twitter, and website: Twitter: https://twitter.com/AMPDiariesPod Website: https://theampirediariespod.com/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ampire-diaries/id1521539228 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5nBcK1Rqd5OKUZwLl6ZNkt Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-ampire-diaries Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theampirediaries

The AMPire Diaries Episode 10: “Miss Mystic Falls” | “Blood Brothers” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Miss Mystic Falls” (Season 1, Episode 19) and “Blood Brothers” (Season 1, Episode 20). This time around, the gals are talkin’ “ThE gILbErT cHaRm,” loving one trash man, how “Miss Mystic Falls” is like HBO’s Run, GIUSEPPE, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode “Amends.” See? A lot of Vampire Diaries talk. ALSO: LaToya and Morgan end up potentially getting both themselves and the podcast canceled in this episode. Please stick around to the end to see if they convince you not to cancel them. “A GALA SO BLOODY, YOU'LL BE WEARING RED” (“Miss Mystic Falls”) “THE HATRED BEGINS, IN THE PAST” (“Blood Brothers”) The more AMPED logline this time around? HOLY SHIT, “Miss Mystic Falls” is absolutely AMPED. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Miss Mystic Falls”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czyfAttVfi0 The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Miss Mystic Falls”: Miss Mystic Falls The Official CW Promo for “Blood Brothers”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiHCE8cSKiQ The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Blood Brothers”: 1864, a very good year… yet again

The AMPire Diaries Episode 9: “Let The Right One In” | “Under Control” (feat. Michael Chasin) Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Let The Right One In” (Season 1, Episode 17) and “Under Control” (Season 1, Episode 18). The AMPire Diaries’ resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin), makes his official debut on the podcast as a guest, and thus marks the start of several brand new bits, such as: teen death wish rankings, “slurp,” and what will now be known as “Boy Corner.” “STEFAN, DAMON, ALARIC AND ELENA AGAINST TOMB VAMPIRES” (“Let The Right One In”) “UNCLE JOHN AND HIS DARK SECRETS” (“Under Control”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s got to go to the more AMPED episode, “Let The Right One In.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Let The Right One In”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16PSoZxg8bg The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Let The Right One In”: The rescue mission for Stefan The Official CW Promo for “Under Control”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBlzrI0UjMc The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Under Control”: Founders' Day Kick-off Party

The AMPire Diaries Episode 8: “A Few Good Men” | “There Goes the Neighborhood” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “A Few Good Men” (Season 1, Episode 15) and “There Goes the Neighborhood” (Season 1, Episode 16). And boy do we have some questions. Would John Goodman make a good Giuseppe Salvatore? Who is “Bloodybecky”? Does Shay Mitchell have Canadian energy? Is Raising Helen a movie that exists? Did Damon “Damo” Salvatore and Carol “Carol” Lockwood have sex? Also, LaToya, Morgan, and Jill prepare for the “full Boy Time” that will be Episode 9. “MOTHERS, BACHELORS AND BLOOD” (“A Few Good Men”) “A NEW START” (“There Goes the Neighborhood”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Mothers and bachelors and blood—oh my! “A Few Good Men” is truly AMPED. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “A Few Good Men”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG57RikHqtg The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “A Few Good Men”: Mystic Falls Annual Founder’s Day Fundraiser Silent Auction Bachelor Raffle (yes, that is the official title) The Official CW Promo for “There Goes the Neighborhood”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-EdL1cytY The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “There Goes the Neighborhood”: A normal teen double date and adults getting lit “A Few Good Men” Deleted Kelly Donovan Scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-FtR_0EyvA Playboy’s Miss June 1972: http://www.playmates.com/debbie-davis

The AMPire Diaries Episode 7: “Children of the Damned” | “Fool Me Once” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Children of the Damned” (Season 1, Episode 13) and “Fool Me Once” (Season 1, Episode 14). LaToya is possibly now Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan, Jill just keeps hating on flashbacks, and The Vampire Diaries says the words “leverage” and “doppelganger” for the very first time. Plus, stick around until the very end (meaning, past the end theme) of the podcast for a special treat. “A BLAST FROM THE PAST” (“Children of the Damned”) “SECRETS OF THE TOMB” (“Fool Me Once”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Again, neither are all that AMPED… But my imagined cadence for “SECRETS OF THE TOMB” comes from this Key & Peele sketch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxjNOv5QPzM), specifically once it gets to Passion of the Christ. So it wins on that alone. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Children of the Damned”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDOj6DceQU The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Children of the Damned”: 1864, a very good year The Official CW Promo for “Fool Me Once”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CNWn_dF9Og The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Fool Me Once”: Duke’s party Vulture’s “This Week in Comedy Podcasts” feature: https://www.vulture.com/2020/06/this-week-in-comedy-podcasts-a-couples-therapy-revolution.html Comedy Bang! Bang! + “A MAN’S GRAVE”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLwtBSxKWAM

The AMPire Diaries Episode 6: “Bloodlines” | “Unpleasantville” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, we’re talking about “Bloodlines” (Season 1, Episode 11) and “Unpleasantville” (Season 1, Episode 12). Is Morgan also Jeremy Gilbert’s #1 fan? Was Elena wearing a Bump It? Are the Salvatore brothers really brothers? Are the hosts of this podcast idiots? Tune in to hear a resounding “YES!” to all of these questions and more. “STEFAN UNCOVERS A STARTLING CLUE TO THE PAST” (“Bloodlines”) “50s DANCE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS” (“Unpleasantville”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Honestly, neither are all that AMPED… which is ridiculous, because both of these episodes are AMPED. But “Unpleasantville” wins by default. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Bloodlines”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBwAISt3bWw The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Bloodlines”: Damon kidnapping Elena and taking her across state lines The Official CW Promo for “Unpleasantville”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzqiKv14xM The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Unpleasantville”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘50s Decade Dance LaToya’s tweet to friend of the show Michael Chasin: https://twitter.com/lafergs/status/1249144182415020033

The AMPire Diaries Episode 5: “History Repeating” | “The Turning Point” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for a little bit of “History Repeating” (Season 1, Episode 9) and “The Turning Point” (Season 1, Episode 10). Not only does this episode of The AMPire Diaries feature a message from your hosts from the future/present—because we recorded this episode back in April—it also has tangents about who on the podcast is Lea Michele’s #1 fan (back in April, of course), the constant disappointment of J.K. Rowling, and whether to watch Teen Wolf or not. There is also some conversation about these two episodes of The Vampire Diaries. “STEFAN LEARNS THE REASON DAMON RETURNED TO MYSTIC FALLS” (“History Repeating”) “STEFAN AND DAMON HAVE SOME NEW COMPETITION” (“The Turning Point”) The more AMPED logline this time around? “History Repeating” has the more “dun dun DUN…” logline, so it’s gotta be the more AMPED one. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “History Repeating”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWwvu2G3TWc The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “History Repeating”: The Slumber Party Seance The Official CW Promo for “The Turning Point”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSHFJPmsegQ The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Turning Point”: Career Night

The AMPire Diaries Episode 4: “Haunted” | “162 Candles” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “Haunted” (Season 1, Episode 7) and “162 Candles” (Season 1, Episode 8). Vicki has a vampire costume and Stefan has a friend—both big moments in the series. Here are The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “A HALLOWEEN VICKI CAN SINK HER TEETH INTO” (“Haunted”) “A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAT WILL END IN TRAGEDY” (“162 Candles”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Well, while “162 Candles” is quite honest, it’s gotta go to “Haunted” for the pun. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Haunted”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv3MgO5wuOo The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Haunted”: The Mystic Falls High School Halloween party The Official CW Promo for “162 Candles”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBmlCQIYZHg The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “162 Candles”: Caroline’s party at the Mystic Grill and Stefan’s birthday

Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “You’re Undead to Me” (Season 1, Episode 5) and “Lost Girls” (Season 1, Episode 6). Elena finds out the truth about vampires, Vicki becomes a vampire, and we also learn about Katherine from 1864 (who was, you guessed it, a vampire). Here are The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “NOTHING HURTS MORE, THAN THE TRUTH” (“You’re Undead to Me”) “THE TRUTH CAN BE VERY, VERY DEADLY” (“Lost Girls”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to the one without the unnecessary comma. So, “Lost Girls.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “You’re Undead to Me”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDYiVdq_Z0k The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “You’re Undead to Me”: The Sexy Suds Car Wash The Official CW Promo for “Lost Girls”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgmlHjyD06E The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Lost Girls”: 1864 flashbacks and Vicki making the vampire transition

The AMPire Diaries Episode 2: “Friday Night Bites” | “Family Ties” Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “Friday Night Bites” (Season 1, Episode 3) and “Family Ties” (Season 1, Episode 4). You gotta love puns, but you’ve also gotta love The CW’s official loglines for these episodes: “MYSTIC FALLS IS ROCKED BY VIOLENCE” (“Friday Night Bites”) “YOU'RE INVITED TO A PARTY TO DIE FOR” (“Family Ties”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to “Family Ties.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. The Official CW Promo for “Friday Night Bites”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPPlUfGlMCU The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Friday Night Bites”: The Mystic Falls High Timberwolves vs. Central High Lions football game The Official CW Promo for “Family Ties”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTiect388w The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Family Ties”: Mystic Falls’ annual Founders’ Party

The AMPire Diaries Episode 1: “Pilot” | “The Night of the Comet” And so it begins: The AMPire Diaries. Naturally, it begins with the first two episodes of The Vampire Diaries, “Pilot” (Season 1, Episode 1) and “The Night of the Comet” (Season 1, Episode 2). It also begins (at least in these show notes) with the opening loglines for the official CW synopses for these episodes: “DESIRE, HEARTBREAK, ENVY, REDEMPTION, FEAR, AND RAGE, BEGINS NOW” (“Pilot”) “ELENA MEETS DAMON AND LEARNS ABOUT STEFAN'S PAST LOVE” (“The Night of the Comet”) The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to “Pilot.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED along with them on this journey. You just might learn something about yourself in the process. The Official CW Promo for “Pilot”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5t1V8XG_JE The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Pilot”: A back to school thing at the Falls The Official CW Promo for “The Night of the Comet”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm8LRsgXb7s The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Night of the Comet”: The Night of the Comet Festival

Introduction: The Televoid presents… The AMPire Diaries “We know the risk, but we have to podcast…” (or some variation of that intro that will be constantly botched in the actual podcast… and I’m sorry for that — xoxo, Gossip Fergs) Welcome to The AMPire Diaries: The Televoid’s Official Vampire Diaries recap and rewatch podcast. Hosted by longtime Vampire Diaries fans LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich), alongside first-time viewer Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins), The AMPire Diaries is all about The Vampire Diaries… and getting absolutely AMPED to watch and talk about it. Yep, that’s the pun we went with. Based on no evidence but our own opinions on our conversations during these podcast episodes, this is the only Vampire Diaries podcast where you can find in-depth critical discussion AND completely unhinged horniness about the series. That’s right: One second we’re talking about race or consent or mental illness in The Vampire Diaries, then the next, we’re talking about our crushes or who we really want to smooch in The Vampire Diaries. If you have layers, then this is the Vampire Diaries podcast for you. In fact, here is what you can expect of the podcast, according to all three of the hosts: LaToya, who is probably the least correct, says, “1/3 horniness, 1/3 bits, and 1/3 intelligent conversation about TVD.” Jill says, “25% bits, 25% intelligent convo, 50% horny.” And Morgan, who is probably the most correct, says, “40% horny, 10% unrelated pop culture, 30% bits, 20% discussions about the episodes.” For the next few weeks, we will be dropping two episodes of The AMPire Diaries a week — dissecting two Vampires Diaries episodes per AMPire Diaries episode — before (hopefully) settling into a more chill groove of one episode a week. (Heads up: We pretty much recorded all of Season 1 and, while currently in-progress, probably all of Season 2 in a quarantine vacuum.) In pretty much most of these episodes, we don’t properly plug things like iTunes ratings (5 stars, please) or where to find the podcast… but if you are listening to this podcast, you probably already know where and how to do all that. The AMPire Diaries: We won’t insult your intelligence. (P.S. The AMPire Diaries' theme song is "More Whiskey" by Tendinite.)

It might still technically be spring, but we decided to put the call out to Summer Girls everywhere a little bit early and come out of hibernation. We're back -- again! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss Raising Dad and the era-appropriate cameo episode starring LFO's Rich Cronin. Join us in discussing the influence of BBMak on the culture, Academy Award Winner Brie Larson's early disinterest in teen heartthrobs, and why casting Kat Dennings has always proven a good choice. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THEME/TOO MANY COOKS: https://bit.ly/3bcTy2f THEME SONG: https://bit.ly/2XLbP2w YOUNG BRIE LARSON: https://eonli.ne/2XJKDRW OUR EPISODE OF SABRINA: http://bit.ly/TTV-E037 ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! Even MORE unreleased episodes are on their way.

Into every generation a set of iconic twins is born: two girls in all the world, a chosen two. Unfortunately, the viewing audiences for The CW's Ringer disagreed and this show was swiftly cancelled after only one delightfully campy season. Get ready for us to make a strong argument why that was a huge mistake. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we talk about the perfect follow-up to our coverage of FPJ's star vehicle, Sarah Michelle Gellar's double roles as Bridget and Siobhan, along with plenty of digressions into basically every major dual role-based piece of media for the past ten years. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MIRRORS, SYMBOLISM: https://i.imgur.com/C4gnYvY.mp4 GUN/HERMES SCARF DRAWER: https://i.imgur.com/bDPIRsM.mp4 TINY MAN ON THE STREET: https://i.imgur.com/NKN2M7H.mp4 AWFUL TAINTED LOVE: https://youtu.be/P8KnabjQKmw HALLWAY CCTV SCENE: https://i.imgur.com/uNcgeW4.mp4 PLOT RECAP BY FBI AGENT: https://i.imgur.com/y2wOyUg.mp4 H20 JUST ADD WATER TIK TOKS: https://youtu.be/Gzs8s6ZVa2U OUR H20 JUST ADD WATER EP: http://bit.ly/TTV-E032 ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! Even MORE unreleased episodes are on their way.

Time to wrap up our coverage of the second half of the season long chaos that took place on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they finish the discussion talking about explosive tempers, our never-ending mutual hatred of Julie, and our new campaign to retroactively award CT an Emmy for the scene where he confronts Leah about her being sent to the Inferno. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CT/LEAH BLOW UP: https://youtu.be/kcEgzvsNby8?t=889 CT/SHANE INFERNO: https://youtu.be/2V_lKLMT-8w?t=1481 JULIE WANTS TO FIGHT CORAL: https://youtu.be/iZDzZPUWdEE?t=945 ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! More new and previously unreleased episodes will be dropping during the next month.

Time to turn up the heat and stoke some superficial rivalries! We revisited The Real World/Road Rules Challenge where it, arguably, started going off the rails: The Inferno. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they start the discussion of our favorite cast members' origins, the stupid hot nature of a thick Boston accent, and what exactly constitutes attempted murder. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THE FULL CAST: http://thechallenge.wikia.com/wiki/The_Inferno CORAL AND MIKE ORIGINS: https://youtu.be/16a7w2NLYaM JULIE ATTEMPTS TO KILL VERONICA: https://youtu.be/GE8Ab1A3Cp0 DAVID'S ACCENT: https://youtu.be/VG088PKLr1E?t=6m9s TRISHELLE: https://bit.ly/2CBlzU2 DARRELL VS. BRAD: https://youtu.be/Vc_5sgzMtvQ ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! More new and previously unreleased episodes will be dropping next month.

Surfs up and we're back out catching waves. We revisit the delightfully soapy North Shore and watch their series finale. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they discuss the financials behind night club ownership, the benefits of eloping, and a twist ending that might be one of the wildest moments covered on the podcast. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: GABE LOOKING TERRIBLE: https://i.imgur.com/quSkCPG.png LEVERAGE SONGS ARE BETTER: https://youtu.be/s199JqJusGI THE DUDE IN THE BUSHES THOUGH: https://i.imgur.com/bZYnMDD.jpg ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: https://amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! More previously unreleased episodes will be dropping throughout the next few weeks.

Yes, that's right. We returned to the scene of the crime. Literally, a building was burned down and a very serious actor was injured by falling plaster debris! Also Paris Hilton's entire existence is basically a felony. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as they return to look again at MTV's Movie Life: House of Wax to discuss why the Padalecki hate has ceased, a reminder of what an alpha male is, and how this show is the perfect encapsulation of the 2000s. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PARIS HILTON'S REAL VOICE: https://youtu.be/ZqqAkp8zKp8 PARIS' VOICE AT THE PARTY: https://youtu.be/TBGdcqzKtlY?t=690 PARIS' VOICE MAKING BREAKFAST: https://youtu.be/TBGdcqzKtlY?t=1270 CHAD'S FREAKOUT: https://youtu.be/TBGdcqzKtlY?t=4527 PARIS' VOICE AT THE FLEA MARKET: https://youtu.be/TBGdcqzKtlY?t=5747 CLASH AT DEMONHEAD'S BLACK SHEEP: https://youtu.be/jtrmWnFAHYE ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: http://amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! More previously unreleased episodes will be dropping throughout the next few weeks.

We're back, babyyy! Jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire, we're starting off with the aptly titled Freddie Prinze Jr. vehicle, #Freddie! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss 2000s chef comedies, classism, and the avian flu. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SHE'S ALL THAT - HACKY SACK SCENE: https://youtu.be/nb_-LuaT03k KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL: https://youtu.be/3uXv0anYsMU HOUSE OF WAX: https://youtu.be/TBGdcqzKtlY ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: http://amzn.to/2EnvhHw STAY TUNED! Previously unreleased episodes are on their way.

We took another stroll through the WB archives of forgotten one-season gems and watched all of #BlackSash! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss martial arts, Evanescence needle drops, and the benefits of channeling your inner rage into powerful lesbian energy. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: EVENT TELEVISION: https://youtu.be/I4bR-p1X46s EVERY FRAME A PAINTING ON JACKIE CHAN: https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ MISSY IN THE TUB: https://imgur.com/rbohnqX GAYYYYY: http://bit.ly/2FDtf6C DAMON & ELENA'S FOUNDER'S DAY DANCE: https://youtu.be/9ot5Ezkz0lM PRE-ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: http;//amzn.to/2EnvhHw SUBSCRIBE TO LATOYA'S PATREON: http://bit.ly/2SvbsXK

SNEAK PREVIEW: We're dive back into North Shore one last time to discuss one of the most shocking finales we've ever covered for this show. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: http://bit.ly/2EQKpyj

We're back with the second part of our North Shore journey and discussing the latest con artist to make land at the resort: Hailey Nichol. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we talk more about shitty hotel guests, 2000s indie rock, and why mousy teenagers shouldn't get advice from the adult staff of the Grand Waimea as they'd all be ready to moonlight as models and pro-athletes tomorrow. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BEAUTIFUL RACCOON EYES: http://bit.ly/2H0XRlQ / http://bit.ly/2GYMISv HAILEY NICHOL: http://bit.ly/2H3m1vQ PRE-ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: amzn.to/2EnvhHw SUBSCRIBE TO LATOYA'S PATREON: bit.ly/2SvbsXK (A b-b-bonus final episode on North Shore will be released this week!)

We've come back to town - unannounced - with a ring on our finger, a white pantsuit on deck, and the surf on the horizon. Ready to talk about class issues and Jason Momoa's charming face? Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we discuss a true 2000s throwback gem North Shore. Part two of the second episode of the season coming shortly. CONTENT WARNING: A subplot includes mentions of sexual harassment and false accusation of attempted assault. This is first mentioned in depth at the 1:20:00 mark, then off and on until the end of the episode. If you'd like to avoid it, bypass any mention of the lifeguard Gabe and Leighton Meester’s scenes. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: KRISTOFFER POLAHA: https://imdb.to/2C2Kf5o MICHAEL MOSLEY: https://imdb.to/2C0emdL LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON: https://i.imgur.com/CjfwQJh.png BAYWATCH HANGOUT QUARTERS: https://i.imgur.com/1NlPHw4.jpg PRE-ORDER LATOYA'S BOOK: https://amzn.to/2EnvhHw SUBSCRIBE TO LATOYA'S PATREON: http://bit.ly/2SvbsXK (A b-b-bonus episode of North Shore will be released shortly!)

SNEAK PREVIEW: The path to hell is straight and narrow, we finished watching Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno II. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: http://bit.ly/2SvbsXK

SNEAK PREVIEW: We're continuing the journey to hell with the next installment of our Challenge series and talk Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno II. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: http://bit.ly/2GnmSq0

SNEAK PREVIEW: We're finishing our walk down memory lane and watched the second half of Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: https://bit.ly/2BPiFHO

SNEAK PREVIEW: We're taking a walk down memory lane and rewatching Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Inferno. Subscribe to LaToya's Patreon and listen to the full episode here: https://bit.ly/2O7jl09

1) He's too good at Brazilian jiu-jitsu. 2) I refuse to seek professional help about my total lack of communication skills. 3) My friends are laissez-faire enablers. 4) The Televoid is back! 5) If you had to watch a TV show that ABC didn't think was fit to air, you'd take a break too. 6) He chose his sister to go in the ambulance with him instead of me! 7) It's so bad, you guys. That's a real plot point. 8) We missed you. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we watch the show that was cancelled after one episode: Emily's Reasons Why Not. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ! SUPPORT LATOYA ! (get bonus eps of this podcast): patreon.com/lafergs ENOUGH BRONZER TO RUIN SHEETS??: http://bit.ly/2LJlugs GLITTER CHO THE GOD: http://bit.ly/2ostLwf ~*GIRL~ DATING*~ : https://i.imgur.com/GAkLDpe.png MATCHMAKER LOGO: https://i.imgur.com/LeGbsoE.jpg MATCHMAKER SOFTWARE: https://i.imgur.com/62Cmcpx.jpg MATCHMAKER OWNER: https://i.imgur.com/PCN33TS.jpg MATCHMAKER EMPLOYEES: https://i.imgur.com/gyAlCg3.jpg ELAN: https://i.imgur.com/ZURnuWg.png Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Shopping for Back to School supplies? Shop through Amazon and support the show! amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Our resolution this year is to watch better Greg Berlanti super hero shows from this point forward. We revisited a super hero show outside the DC/Marvel canon that you probably don't remember because it was ironically, pretty ordinary, and watched No Ordinary Family. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs and returning guest @itslisae to discuss the physics of fake claws, the economics of police sketch artistry, and the things we do for Autumn Reeser. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BRADLEY COOPER SPEAKING FRENCH: https://youtu.be/L7v9ASXt2QA GIMME THAT PILL: https://youtu.be/9KnnTWdaUyA?t=59m50s PRISON BREAK: THE CONSPIRACY: http://bit.ly/2Cm8iuX GROSS CLAW EFFECT: https://ibb.co/knKaCG GET AN AMAZON GIFT CARD THIS HOLIDAY SEASON? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We're baaaa-aaack and ready to celebrate Halloween with a treat in place of our normal tricks to discuss the cinematic cult classic turned television cult classic: Clueless. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs as we talk final girls, physical comedy heroics, and Sabrina: The Teenage Witch conspiracy theories. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MICHAEL LERNER: http://bit.ly/2gLXFHT ARMY CRAWL/SCREAM EXTERIOR HOMAGE SCENE: https://youtu.be/mf5nnW1tP8o?t=42s CREDITS: https://youtu.be/_FIbPJx7HJ4 EARLY AEROSMITH: https://youtu.be/89dGC8de0CA THE STAIRCASE: http://bit.ly/2zQMkxH THE FRYING PAN SCENE: https://youtu.be/WOeYC2bmntE?t=2m38s Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Still shopping for some extra Halloween candy? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

It's time for a very special episode of The Televoid, where we watch the very special episode of Family Ties in which Alex explores grief after his (brand new, never before seen, but very best of all time) friend has a freak accident and we're left to deal with the resulting pretentious overacting. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @monroealy to discuss what peak face blindness, bad writing, and Shirley MacLaine have done for us lately. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MATTHEW PERRY DIES ON GROWING PAINS: https://youtu.be/4gGasjWuJlM YOUNG ALAN ALDA: http://bit.ly/2pmL1Eg APPLE JUICE IN THE HALL: https://youtu.be/2MRdtXWcgIw AVCLUB'S REVIEW: http://bit.ly/2qn984j OUR TOWN: https://youtu.be/W4B5c5xi8J8 SAGING WHILE YOU'RE AGING: http://amzn.to/2oWDrge COMEDY BANG BANG: https://youtu.be/0zO2Z0Ffv2Q Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Still shopping for the perfect Mother's Day present? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

No better time to introduce the concept of ghosts, monsters and other creatures of the night being real than the second season of your failing beach crime spin-off, right? Baywatch: Nights thought so. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs to discuss the whether nights ever were the same again. AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE: SON OF THE BEACH: http://imdb.to/2nsAYKj ALLIGATOR NONSENSE: https://youtu.be/yecRaGyK99c SOCIAL NETWORK TRAILER: https://youtu.be/rxY9fKgK5OQ CREEPY KID SINGING SCHTICK: https://youtu.be/tmeOjFno6Do CLIMBIN' BEAMS W/ MITCH B: http://bit.ly/2noYYgL I CAN'T SEE THIS BRANCH IN MY FACE SCENE: http://bit.ly/2orWgsL BAD ACTING QUICKSAND: http://bit.ly/2np0P5i MS PAINT DOOR: http://imgur.com/a/Kerqh THE CABIN IN 4 MINUTES: https://youtu.be/aagPT3vUUCU Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Need to shop for spring cleaning goods? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

It was too hard to pick one episode that exemplified the travesty the wannabe intellectual teen sex drama that was The Bedford Diaries. So we made the worst decision possible and watched the entire show. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs to discuss the struggle of living life finding Milo Ventimiglia retroactively attractive in general and what to do if someone moves the Trapt poster. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CENTRAL PARK CONFESSIONS: https://youtu.be/slO4BmGhxDA?t=7m42s CONTROLLED SLIDE: http://bit.ly/2lmY1o5 OPENING CREDITS: https://youtu.be/wB3NR2joqpU ANGEL CREDITS + OPENING CREDITS: http://bit.ly/2mmB5Hz LIFE AS WE KNOW IT CREDITS: https://youtu.be/4ROdXysjNGg THE CHAIR SCENE: https://youtu.be/_h2agkeNVR0?t=2m17s TRAPT POSTER + HAIR CUT SCENE: https://youtu.be/7cIWxb9Ygq0 Any shopping for your St. Patrick's Day party? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We start the year off wrong with a terrible attempt at modern crime that hopes you don't know programming code doesn't turn red when a malware hits. It's time for the infamously terrible and shortest lived franchise spin-off CSI: Cyber! Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning special guest @ohseafarer to discuss why we're 99% sure this all takes place within the extended Don't Trust The B In Apt. 23 universe. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THAT'S NOT WHAT SNUGGLING WORKS: i.imgur.com/Z85YTSJ.png THAT'S NOT WHAT KIDNAPPING WORKS: i.imgur.com/TbLdx0R.jpg WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYYYYYY: i.imgur.com/WVZpuNz.png OH NO IT'S MALWARE: youtu.be/rzMwku95lRE JOSH RANDALL: www.imdb.com/name/nm0709620/ BRADY SMITH: www.imdb.com/name/nm0807501/ SMARTER EVERYDAY'S TEMPERED GLASS EP: youtu.be/0i5rycLJ3D8 AMERICAN SNIPER BABY: youtu.be/cRCThPvHtiI BARRETT BROWN INTERVIEW: youtu.be/Qb3rid9NvXA Getting any shopping done online? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We revisit Stars Hollow once again to check in with the Gilmore Girls revival and get into what the HELL went wrong with Rory Gilmore. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning Gilmore Girls watching expert @itslisae to discuss why sometimes (hint: this time) Jess is more. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: RORY GILMORE: TERRIBLE JOURNALIST: http://bit.ly/2hUGZwe RORY GILMORE IS THE WORST: http://bzfd.it/2hMZdUi PHOTO OF JESS POST-S6: http://imgur.com/a/Pm1XN ESCAROLE: http://bit.ly/2hUW1SD Getting your holiday shopping done online? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

In honor of the revival, we revisit the disastrous attempt to spin-off Gilmore Girls to Jess Mariano-centric "Windward Circle" set in Venice Beach, California. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @itslisae to discuss why we're all Team Paris, what the hell Sherilyn Fenn's character was doing, and how The OC did it better. This episode was taped prior to Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life and contains no spoilers! AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: GILMORE GUYS' CASTING DIRECTORS Q&A: http://bit.ly/2fJ6Vgk FINANCIAL AID FOR RICH KIDS: http://read.bi/2fEYlLZ JESS ON THE BEACH: https://youtu.be/qtNHm8V9S5g WINDWARD CIRCLE UNAIRED FOOTAGE: https://youtu.be/pGTDZe03Cq0 KIRK V. CAT KIRK: https://youtu.be/6QaBBlIyo3w I'M IN ES-CA-ROW: https://youtu.be/6CAZ1I4q5CA OUR OPPOSITE SEX EP: http://bit.ly/TTV-E096 OUR LAW & ORDER EP: http://bit.ly/TTV-E074 Getting your holiday shopping done on Cyber Monday deals? Shop through us at the last minute and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Happy Halloween! We brave the real life fright fest that was Glee and watch a classically terrible episode right around when it had already worn out it's welcome. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @elenaisawesome to discuss why we can't trust anyone who doesn't also hate Will Schuester. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: NED RYERSON: https://youtu.be/gOwhG_y0HQg WILL & GRACE'S SOUND OF MUSIC: https://vimeo.com/36855968 RIP PAVAROTTI: http://glee.wikia.com/wiki/Pavarotti GLEE'S PARODY EP: https://youtu.be/ZQtVmGO3cu4 POPULAR'S STD MUSICAL: https://youtu.be/FEiqFPhqTK8 KURT SINGS ROSE'S TURN: https://youtu.be/x1dD7HDiZRw BRITTANY'S MY CUP SONG: https://youtu.be/Pj4dbtMYN0g DEAN GEYERSAUR: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2357874/ JOHN STAMOS'S EDDIE PERFORMANCE: https://youtu.be/tGjzB8T_7B8 Forgot to buy Halloween candy? Shop through us at the last minute and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

100 EPISODES! For our centennial celebration we survived the waking nightmare that was the Chad Michael Murray written episode of One Tree Hill set in the mind of Chad Michael Murray's Lucas Scott circa 1940's North Carolina. Somehow it's even worse than it sounds. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs to discuss the rampant misogyny, incoherent writing, and mind-boggling terrible accent work throughout. REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: KAREN'S CAFE MUG: http://imgur.com/nEKHDVN LICENSE PLATE MAP: http://imgur.com/G7OaZHH BABY FACED JOE MANGANIELLO: http://bit.ly/2esaKI4 PEYTON'S CAR BROKE DOWN SCENE: https://youtu.be/jyoF20zc0a4 LUCAS & PEYTON'S BRIDGE SCENE: https://youtu.be/eMmoStekc8w THE ROOM FLOWER SHOP SCENE: https://youtu.be/2JhnigAQmd8 LUCAS & PEYTON KISS/BROOKE LURKS SCENE: https://youtu.be/0uFI2NlG-6A COMMUNITY'S JEFF/ANNIE COAT SCENE: https://youtu.be/_Bal4mNek8w LUCAS' DUMB SIGN: http://imgur.com/a/p9Sgn Still haven't bought your Halloween costume or decorations? Shop through us and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We relive the day over again with another the tragically cancelled and barely aired FOX high-concept show, Tru Calling. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @sortathatguy to discuss the villainous turn by guest star Cobie Smulders, the worst family dynamics ever, and why Zach Galifianakis kept trying to get fired from the main cast. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: TRU CALLING CREDITS: https://youtu.be/xzNt4kAn7EY HELP ME CREEP FACE: http://bit.ly/2dCRBmk X-FILES CREDITS: https://youtu.be/rbBX6aEzEz8 THE WORST SONG EVER: https://youtu.be/5YOqwVcxswU DIDO'S ICONIC WHITE FLAG VIDEO: https://youtu.be/j-fWDrZSiZs DR. STRANGELOVE'S WAR ROOM: https://youtu.be/vuP6KbIsNK4 MAN ACQUITTED OF MURDERING WIFE'S ATTACKER: http://bit.ly/2dh5WSP LATE WORLD W/ ZACH & GUEST BRADLEY COOPER: https://youtu.be/EDTcrKft1dQ Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

The wait is over! We take a trip back in time to 2006 when ad executives were living so large they were making GEICO commercials into TV shows. For those of you who don't remember this immediately panned, train wreck of a show (or that it starred newbie actors Nick Kroll, Sam Huntington among others) please allow us to describe Cavemen in all its primordial glory. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @juleshastweets of @britchespodcast to discuss how the racist parallels ran rampant and both attempts at piloting the series failed so miserably. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ORIGINAL GEICO COMMERCIAL: https://youtu.be/e8aj1AlYvxI ALL GEICO CAVEMEN COMMERCIALS: https://youtu.be/x8o_YqzMBoo WHAT THE MAKE-UP LOOKED LIKE: http://bit.ly/2cktDZV BILL ENGLISH'S IMDB: http://imdb.to/2coCn1U NICK KROLL'S BLOGPOST: http://bit.ly/2ccPMwl POST-SERIES COMMERCIAL: https://youtu.be/PyavnOt5y9o Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

In honor of LaToya's birthday week, help us keep the party going, forget God, and take a long strange trip to revisit a fan and host-favorite: John Doe. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning Doe-enthusiast, @carlylane to discuss, among other things, what the hell was happening on this show and why Oscar Award Winning J.K. Simmons was involved in any of it. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: LATOYA’S JOHN DOE PIECE: http://avc.lu/2b6JVTq LOL WHAT'S A HEALTH CODE: http://i.imgur.com/vLoiBWT.png THE SEA: http://i.imgur.com/undefined.png THE FINAL 20 MINUTES: https://youtu.be/C4jL_BI7xRA?t=27m29s JK SIMMONS HORSESHOE NECKLACE: http://i.imgur.com/47V2ahw.png DOE MADE THIS PYRAMID BLINDFOLDED W/ ONLY HANDS: http://i.imgur.com/nSA0rE7.png DOE'S FINGER PAINTING MASTERPIECE: http://i.imgur.com/tPdbgdc.png DOE'S SHITTY SELF-DRAWN POLICE SKETCH: http://i.imgur.com/xYrsQX6.png JOHN DOE'S LIL BUTT: http://i.imgur.com/undefined.png Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before the Labor Day? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We revisit another cancelled and oft forgotten gem, Opposite Sex, which stars 1999's youths of America such as Milo Ventimiglia, Kyle Howard, and Chris Evans (yes, THAT Chris Evans) as the first few male students admitted to an all girls high school. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest and Chris Evans specialist, @itslisae to discuss why Lindsey McKeon is once again the best part of everything and how Chris Evans escaped the kind of typecasting that he suffered from pre-Steve Rogers. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: RORY WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE: http://bit.ly/29JppJl HIGHER GROUND CREDITS: https://youtu.be/HOynVqvF3WQ FORGIVENESS: https://youtu.be/13mUFEXnB54 SALT N PEPA: https://youtu.be/na3u8S9tF9o SMALL GIRL TOSSES KYLE HOWARD: https://youtu.be/_sMF_C034b8?t=34s JED/KOBE MOMENT: https://youtu.be/_sMF_C034b8?t=1m53s ADULT BACKUP DANCERS: http://imgur.com/BCJktKG MILO IN DRAG: http://imgur.com/GvYziFm CHRIS IN DRAG: http://imgur.com/d0tZpHi KYLE IN DRAG: http://imgur.com/nGMatMN Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before the Labor Day? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with the best way to honor life, liberty, and the American way we know and watched the beach-centric holiday episode of Saved By The Bell. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with guest @thekuhlest to dive deep on many of life mysteries: the low-key Slater/Lisa romance plot in this episode, how close to Sainthood was Kelly Kapowski by the time this show went off the air, and what the Fourth of July means to you (besides 50% off at all department stores). AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE: THOSE UNIFORMS: http://imgur.com/YaRVfuQ SCREECH GETS "STUCK": http://imgur.com/X7lrcDR UNNECCESARY COLONIAL GARB: http://imgur.com/tykDP9u MAURA'S MOM CAN'T GUESS WHITE GUYS: http://bit.ly/29kZDOI HOT MESS, STACY: http://imgur.com/HRTGWzE 2000s ROMCOM STARRING SLATER: http://imgur.com/5SywVI0 ELBOWING TEENAGE GIRLS: http://imgur.com/dFuXeHo COSTUME CONTEST: http://imgur.com/U5LcTkx ZACK/KELLY PHOTO SHOOT: http://imgur.com/O5cgih0 SLATER'S PANTS, SERIOUSLY: http://imgur.com/8DCDX6N PHYSICS DEFYING TUG-O-WAR: http://imgur.com/TpTQHdr 90's MUSIC VIDEO ZACK MORRIS: http://imgur.com/sBQSQpy LISA/SLATER TRUE LOVE FOREVER: http://i.imgur.com/aFdWW1j.jpg KISS AND FIREWORK BLEND: http://imgur.com/suJ6vab Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before the Fourth? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

This week, in honor of Maura's birthday and fathers everywhere, we watched the show that proves young white guys can achieve anything if only they put their minds to it and give .001%. It's time for another USA Network classic: Suits. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with white boy shade specialist @burritoprophet to discuss why everyone on this show is great except Mike Ross and want #justiceforlouislitt. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: GOOD WILL HUNTING SCENE: youtu.be/8gfipuaIA68 THE FLASHBACK TINT: i.imgur.com/PR7mmEH.png FIRST PULP FICTION SCENE: youtu.be/tVRPz6-Tkww?t=1m12s SECOND PULP FICTION: youtu.be/hyY-b8FWUnM ORIGINAL PILOT SCRIPT: bit.ly/24V8eIk RAS TRENT: youtu.be/TcK0MYgnHjo THE CANOPENER SCENE: i.imgur.com/er9XjFL.jpg QUEEN OF THE SOUTH: youtu.be/k5zigNZQTdI Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Father's Day? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Hello, angels. We heard you like reboots so we rebooted your favorite reboot before the genre of rebooting reboots even started rebooting. Get your jet ski montages started and prepare to delve into another 2011 pilot season flop: Charlie's Angels. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with @levyontv to discuss the unending plot holes, terrible detective work, and Rachael Taylor quips. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SECOND CHANCE: http://imgur.com/ERqQEMs TATTED UP FRANCOIS CHAU: http://imgur.com/9FRn7Am HOW TO STEALTH: http://imgur.com/PISzEtO THE STUFFED DOLPHINS: http://imgur.com/Ub7NorX ILLEGAL DRUGS!!!: http://imgur.com/nDiaMP4 HIGHLY SECURE DOCKS DOWNTOWN: http://imgur.com/eCuNMRx Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! http://bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Father's Day? Shop through us and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Quoth the raven: never aired. We watched the pilot episode of Poe that was cancelled before it even got on the air. Poe was a crime procedural about Edgar Allen Poe solving crimes starring Christopher Egan, Natalie Dormer, and Leslie Odom Jr. which is somehow even more out of control than it sounds. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guests @carlylane & @ohseafarer to discuss the Muse's place on the soundtrack, the ridiculous chemistry between LOJ & Dormer & everyone else living, and -- wait for it -- why this never got it's shot on ABC's programming schedule. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: RIP WONDERWOMAN: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yg571 MOONLIGHT SONATA ADAGIO: https://youtu.be/7jKvoXJ5KOY TITLE CARD & SETTING DATE: http://imgur.com/8jlxQzE POE'S DRAWING OF A LION: http://imgur.com/yQcv0Sg WE SHIP IT: http://bit.ly/1OSV4Ei WHAT YEAR IS IT?: http://imgur.com/gV1Qu7P SNEAKING DORMER OUT NAKED: http://imgur.com/VNtMyIZ EMILIANA TORRINI'S GUN: https://youtu.be/QOLCXPRg650 Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! http://bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Memorial Day sales end? Shop through us and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Gird your felines, we get higher on cotton than the TV execs were on coke during the 80's when this nightmare made it to air. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with special bad 80's expert @ohseafarer to discuss the on and offscreen disaster that was ALF. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: DONALD TRUMP FUNNY OR DIE VID: https://youtu.be/VJm-E38G3-0 ALF OPENING CREDITS: https://youtu.be/MLqhg9REqtA TOO MANY COOKS: https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8 FRANK SINATRA'S MY WAY: https://youtu.be/EUrUfJW1JGk DARK CRYSTAL: https://youtu.be/wW23YcaBHUg CREEPY RONALD REAGAN PUPPETS: https://youtu.be/QHmH1xQ2Pf4 Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Mother’s Day next Sunday? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Bottoms up! We'd all be drinking heavily if we were blood relatives of Matthew Fox. Time for the intervention episode of Party of Five where everyone's uncomfortable and miserable and that's the point. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @monroealy to discuss the loathsome Salinger family, the stigma of addiction, and the rise and fall of Jennifer Love Hewitt. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS: http://bit.ly/1poP53c REALITY HAS NO SOUNDTRACK: http://bit.ly/1VLEDRv WEEZER'S BUDDY HOLLY: https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4 AS IF/IF ONLY: http://imdb.to/1TmRqX1 SCOTT WOLF HOSTS SNL: http://bit.ly/1SAoGgF BAILEY'S FACE WORK: http://i.imgur.com/3eOwpPI.jpg JOHN DOE EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E050 GHOST WHISPERER EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E021 Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Mother’s Day next month? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Remember when Castle implied time travel was a canon reality on a crime procedural and went full tilt camp? We delve deep into one of the most convoluted episodes of their show or ours and try to stop things before the energy wars take hold! Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs with returning guest @elenaisawesome to discuss the dangers of compulsive pop culture referencing with little context that has this show venturing further from the Twelve Monkeys/Terminator homage they were trying for and instead views like a grim two-part episode of The Big Bang Theory. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THERE'S NO TIME, HE CAN FLY: https://youtu.be/yYBAXBu_dpA MESSY LIVING ROOM: http://imgur.com/boPhfFr COFFEE STAINS SCENE: https://youtu.be/qwQTAxzC9ww STANA KATIC'S ECLECTIC HOBBIES: http://bit.ly/1WjluFU HOT COP: http://imgur.com/T1iXvGO VAMPIRE BOYS (NSFW): https://youtu.be/yY830BjznzU Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Mother’s Day next month? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg

It’s April Fool’s Day so what better time to take a trip down the Privilege Highway where no one can stay in their goddamn lane. We explore the show – and career – of Romeo! that exists purely through nepotism and venture down the even worse adventure of white people believing that they too can succeed at whatever they put their minds to. Even if that’s braiding black children’s hair against their will. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @quinivasc to discuss the difference between pranks, white nonsense, and jail time. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MAURA’S APRIL FOOLS DAY TROLLING: bit.ly/25o246H TAR FOOTPRINT: imgur.com/eV8eFKg SUPER OFFENSIVE HEADSCARF: imgur.com/qUuBx4Z MR. MAGOO GLASSES & TEETH: imgur.com/qMZZdtR MYRA’S HAIR: imgur.com/6gAARUl HALLWAY SCENE: youtu.be/y4mfez75Cbs?t=4m2s MASTER P’S HAIR/ALMOST MURDER: imgur.com/cJWvv5X ROMEO’S TERRIBLE JACKSON 5 SONG: youtu.be/kuuUXnhfQGI KILL BILL SOUND EFFECT: youtu.be/cOy6hqzfsAs SECRETARY GROWLING: youtu.be/y4mfez75Cbs?t=21m56s Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before mother’s day next month? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg

It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day and time to celebrate mediocre white men everywhere with the show that capitalized on it best: According to Jim. Join your host @maurae along with guests @aarthid from @backinthefield and @imbobswaget to discuss bad irish accents, little people being thrown through windows, and so many other terrible things relating to the lesser Belushi brother. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: DRUNK ON HAPPY ENDINGS: youtu.be/Mcme7ltcL4c LORD OF THE DANCE: youtu.be/jjxTTjJtXDA THE CHICAGO RIVER DYED GREEN: bit.ly/1QSCsoD IRISH STEPDANCING DEMO: youtu.be/JiyGb_EY4PU THE OTHER GREEN MAN: bit.ly/1pliE6W JIM AS THE GREEN MAN SCENES: youtu.be/Ocmmtnea4Cc Rate or review us on iTunes to get a drunk Entourage recap! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Need some green clothes to get arrested in this St. Patrick’s Day? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg