Threezus

The team begins with an incredible round of "I'm a tree". Mason leads a discussion on recent mental health, followed by a super random story about Danny's days as a below-average basketball player. The gang concludes the episode with Danny's new game, "Fantasy Phrases".

One for the ages. Mason gets bad poops in Vegas, Danny has the other two guess celebrities' real names, and Daniel rewrites celebrity dating profies… and they're like really good.

Danny proposes a Halloween costume trio collab, but it all turns inappropriate per Mason's request. The trio discusses ways people made fun of them in school. Daniel insults boomers. Danny has Mason and Daniel combine to form their own Halloween movie villain. Daniel mumbles famous songs. Mason concludes with a fantastic round of MadLibs Movie Trailer.

Danny and Mason stupidly decide to get season passes for a theme park against their better judgement. The trio has a weirdly lengthy debate on a best dressing/shower order. Mason pitches a Movie Mashup game. Danny concludes with bringing Mason and Daniel back to high school with a rousing game of “Danny RPG”.

Danny is 0-4 in his Fantasy Football league. He needs your prayers. Daniel enlightens us on the wonder that is "Squid Game". Mason and Daniel prove they're somewhat smarter than a 5th grader. The crew puts on their conspiracy theory hats, and the episode is topped off with rousing games of "Would You Random" and "Word-at-a-Time Prophecy". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel asks a weird question about what our favorite bite is. Mason has the crew play a rousing game of "ghost". Danny has the other two guess the most streamed songs on Spotify. Daniel plays hit songs in reverse that the other two have to decipher. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel "accidentally" teaches his daughter bad words. The trio discusses the worst places people could listen to Threezus. Danny has the others guess celebrity ages, but it's reversed. Mason provides some scaling hot takes about religion and the entertainment industry, plus a very offensively wrong take about sleeping better in foreign places over his own bedroom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny talks young people out of becoming YouTubers and TikTokers. Mason talks about getting caught in the big New York flood. Daniel hosts a very difficult round of "Guess That Acronym." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A doozie. Daniel starts off by telling the story of how a theme park employee told him and his sister to kiss, provoking a conversation about the "Siblings or Dating" Instagram page. Mason asks Danny and Daniel for weird preferences, followed by requesting the two to come up with fake facts HE'S learned from non-fiction YouTube videos. Danny closes the episode with a polarizing game of "Guess Their Age". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny makes Daniel and Mason feel like alert perverts. Mason and Danny discuss their sudden, upcoming trip to Connecticut/New York. Danny poses the idea of pitting professional sports mascots against each other in a fight to the death. Daniel sings songs where all the lyrics are antonyms of themselves, hurting Danny and Mason's brains. Possibly permanently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny botches this week's intro. Daniel gets over his crippling fear of horror movies. Mason has the crew take a creativity test so he could show off his score. Danny's bruised ego receives a much-needed boost in his final game of the episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason opens this episode with a fun improv game he found on TikTok, where the trio attempts to understand each other's confessions. Mason went to Vegas, and Danny was left with Mason's dog. Danny has the other two play "Who the f**k am I?!", whilst Daniel closes out the episode with an insanely difficult edition of "Back Words". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel turns Threezus into a conspiracy theory podcast. Mason exposes Danny & Daniel's accents in a new segment called, "Sh*t You Say." Danny leads a hilarious round of, "MadLibs Movie Quotes." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a rousing game of "I'm a Tree", Danny claims to be a hot nerd. He then tells us about how his first date (since before COVID) went. Daniel quizzes the guys on weird laws. Danny sings hit pop songs in gibberish that the other two must guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason lost his voice. Daniel doesn't know anything about sports. Danny tries to unscramble mismatched popular lyrics and melodies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus opens with their own crappy improvised version of “Gaston.” Then they talk about toys and nostalgia. Then they visit “Daniel's Corner.” Then they listen to "Danny's Deaf Jams.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus warms up with a game of, "3 Things!" Mason shares that he is feeling a bit behind. Danny leads "Song Name or I Made It Up," before facing off against Daniel in another "1-Second Song Challenge." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason finds his high school trumpet, and then introduces the new game, "Wrong Song Singalong." Then Daniel stops by his corner before introducing a babbling game he calls, "No English-y." Finally, Danny collects some advice questions from our listeners for a game of, "Good, Bad, Worst Advice." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason talks about visiting home. Daniel introduces the game of, "Aye, Where You From, Cuh?" Danny leads another round of "MadLibs Slogans." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny and Daniel warm up with a game of "Firing Line." Daniel joins the sensational K-Pop boy band, BTS, by finding out which member he is. Mason leads another game of, "Proseph vs. Joseph." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason makes Danny & Daniel speak in streams of consciousness until Danny gets in trouble. Daniel leads another Hot-Take-Time. Danny bullies Mason for his knowledge of Harry Potter trivia, which Mason agrees is called for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny, Daniel, and Mason talk about falling asleep in public. Mason sings for everyone after losing his voice. They all play some “Would You Random,” before asking each other if they've heard, “That Song Where…” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel brings forth his brand new game, "Superhero or Superzero." Mason talks about turning into a Karen. Threezus plays another round of "I Am a Tree." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus plays "F**k, Marry, Kill." Danny gets Nick Kroll to shout out his Abuelita. Mason & Daniel compete in another round of, "Who the F**k Am I?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason tries to teach Daniel and Danny a southern accent. Danny talks about his encounter with a real-life version of Gilderoy Lockhart. Threezus plays some "I Am a Tree" and "MadLibs Slogans." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny warms everyone up with a game of "Firing Line." Mason talks about appealing to conservatives. Daniel leads a game of "Crypto or Crypt-no?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel's shares his story of a Russian hacker stealing is banking information, then talks about slang. Danny goes over Rolling Stone's top-500-albums-of-all-time list. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a shorter episode this week! Danny brings us in with his radio DJ-ing skills. Daniel tells us about why his real name is Bob. Mason doesn't contribute much. Danny leads a game of "Back Words!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Danny Padilla's birthday! So Threezus celebrates by getting vaccinated, playing birthday-themed games, and reflecting on the best days of their lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel leads Threezus in a conversation about injuries. Then it's game time! Mason brings in another "That Movie Where" and Danny brings a new kind of MadLibs Cover to the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason shares his exciting life news about receiving his first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine. Daniel shares a very hot take. The guys all play another very fun game of "Back Words," full of clues like "Taser my balls," and "Shrek reasoning." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Danny and Mason talk about how Cardi B watched and shared their video. Then Threezus talks about another pop star, Lil' Nas X and the controversy surrounding his new song, "Montero." Finally, Daniel leads everyone in a game of, "Would You Random." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mason explains why McDonald's is for kids. Daniel leads a new game called, "Very Superstitious." Danny unearths old recordings from his high school metal band days, and plays a round of, "Danny's High School Jams." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus celebrates their podcast's first birthday by throwing a little party and inviting a special friend: Rudi Gutierrez, the extremely fun and talented musician that Danny met on national television. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As a celebration of Mason's 27th birthday, Danny and Daniel serenade him with a rendition of "Happy Birthday F*** You". Danny finally quits his video game addiction, and proceeds to get the others to play a roleplaying game (as Danny) instead. Mason hosts a version of MadLibs Movie Trailers, in which Daniel and Danny fill in new, dumber words to an already-existing movie trailer script for Mason to perform. "GET DOWN, AUNT JEMIMA!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny asks Daniel to correctly identify his lyrics in a game of, "Danny or Not Danny." Mason asks Danny and Daniel to fix cancel culture in a segment called, "That Was Easy!" Daniel leads another round of "Ass of U and Me," where Threezus makes assumptions about each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus plays more games and ruins their days. Can they properly name related musical artists in a game of, "Fans Also Like?" Can they keep their spirits up through Daniel's resurrection of the "Ruin My Day" segment? Can they correctly guess palindromes during another round of "Back Words?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Threezus guys talk about bungling small social interactions. Danny introduces a new game, "Putting Music to Words." Mason asks everyone: What can we do to fix advertisements? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus talks about adulthood before Daniel leads a babbling guessing game. Then Danny debuts his new hit single, "Chips & Salsa on My Niece" in another round of Danny's Deaf Jams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Threezus boys all try to wing-man for each other. Mason finds out what he has in common with Vice President Kamala Harris. Daniel leads a game of "Wrong Answers Only," and then Danny leads a game of "Right Questions Only." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny recalls how it felt departing for "The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart" a year ago. Mason mashes movie titles together in a segment provided by a Threezus Patreon subscriber. Daniel introduces a game called, "Stop Ironing My Head." Finally, Threezus wraps it up by rapping it up in another round of "Speaking Rhythmically." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel and Mason beg for their viewers to adopt them before Mason tells a charming story from his childhood. Threezus plays a new game, "Headlines, or Head-Lies?" Finally, we take a trip to Daniel's Corner, where he asks, "Is suffering essential to the human experience?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Threezus fan asks why the Threezus guys would most likely be arrested. Daniel introduces a new game, "Pikachu, or Peek-a-choo?" Danny leads another "Hot Take Time." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel wishes all of you a Happy Korean Birthday before talking about New Year's Resolutions. Danny introduces a new game called, "Bachelor or Bullsh*t." Threezus reads a hilariously misguided article about Danny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To kick off 2021, Mason performs another song parody punishment. Then the Threezus guys talk about their injury histories, and make wild guesses about each other. Finally, Mason takes over Daniel's Corner and asks: Should you be a d*ck to your fans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Threezus' last episode of 2020, the guys play games! After talking about their favorite New Years things, Danny reminds Mason of an embarrassing story. Then they play a round of "Guess the Song," and Daniel introduces a new game, "Back-Words!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus wishes you a very happy holiday season, bantering about their favorite holiday movies. Then they pivot from real movie titles to strange, mangled movie titles in a game of, "That Movie Where..." Finally, it's time for Daniel to lead Danny and Mason through another round of the Daniel RPG: Wrong Answers Only Edition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny tests Daniel & Mason's elementary school knowledge. Mason & Danny share semi-embarrassing stories. Daniel leads a Happy-Little-Hanukkah freestyle rap-fest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of Daniel's birthday, Mason and Danny face off in a birthday edition of "Who the f**k am I?" Threezus also performs another round of one of their all-time favorite activities: MadLibs Theatre! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Threezus asks each other what their favorite holidays are. Then they ask if it's possible to be a truly good person in your YouTube videos. Finally, Danny asks Mason and Daniel questions of very, very different difficulty in a new game: Proseph vs. Joseph Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel quizzes Danny and Mason on their knowledge of scientific animal names. Mason asks "How unbiased is too unbiased?" Danny leads another round of Guess-That-Acronym. It's all great fun. Unlike the tone of this dull description. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices