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In the premiere episode of WSISTW we get a short tale about car wash grapes and then Mitch gets an Area 51 earful on a business trip. Follow Brian @ubkbrian on Twitter and InstagramIf you think anything we mention on the show is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksFollow the show everywhere @ubkstudiosSubmit your weird shit here.Support this and all UBK Studios projects on Patreon.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacyChartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We kept calm and carried on with today's show featuring a special call from King Charles and all of us talking about history without having done any research beforehand. Cheerio. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent Listen to https://youtu.be/r5YPCvowwJc ("Boat Parade"). Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We're breaking the form today as only Brian reveals his hot take that summer is the absolute worst as Mitch and Nathan must come to an agreement on what to award Brian's babble. Hosts: Mitch Brinkman and Nathan Hennenfent Contestant: Brian Ernst Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Who's got consistent bangers in a row? We scour IMDB to see which directers put out the best 3 features in a row. Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Brian Ernst Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

How many times have you had issues traveling either to work, back home, or halfway around the world? I bet they don't compare to Mitch's stories this week, but Nathan gives him a run for his money. Also, Fast Five worst airlines and their taglines. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent. Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Yes we know we've talked about procrastination before, but we were putting off the real good stories until now. Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

The boys are back and in-person to discuss faces from the big and small screen to spoil them on weekends. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

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Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of all time. Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman Look no further for family fun than a https://youtu.be/pV6AvYWeuJM (Pelican paddle boat) Watch the full tour of the https://youtu.be/oYzHcLOsnpk (1997 Lincoln Town Car Limo) in Wausau, WI See Brian in a Vegas limo: http://www.ubkstudios.com/brian-in-limo (ubkstudios.com/brian-in-limo) Commercial for https://youtu.be/QtQZu5pDDeE (Moonshoes) https://youtu.be/dQTwbSY0z_Q (Jet Bikes) from Michael Bay's 2005 masterpiece The Island Mr. Garrison https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik (giving the IT demo) Life on the https://youtu.be/_xToQ4cIHkk (AXIOM) in Wall-E ================================= Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is a weekly ritual for you, the listener, we thought we'd hash out some other weekly rituals we tend to. Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great Locust Rush of '54, here's what we'll do with retirement. Also, the fast five ways we could make our first million according to the psychic down the street. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: We're working on a new podcast! It's called Weird Shit I Saw This Week and we need your help! Follow the link for more information. https://www.ubercinco.com/wsistw (WSISTW Ad [2022]) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, mechanics, and rules of what board games they'd like to play. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Businesses That Shouldn't Exist In a Post-COVID World. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Maggie Jo Saylor v. Mitch Brinkman Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: We're working on a new podcast! It's called Weird Shit I Saw This Week and we need your help! Follow the link for more information. https://www.ubercinco.com/wsistw (WSISTW Ad [2022]) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's work and found those people for you. Also, Nathan makes Brian guess what bands people are in and it doesn't go well. Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick with that jerk! Listen to find out what other bones we'd pick and what Mitch has to say about leisure wear. Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, now they are found...as members of your family. The Fast Five: VR Experiences No One Asked For. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Rosie O'Leary (rosieoleary.com) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive universities. And, a special treat at the end, Top 5 Directions. Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch and Brian are asking five questions of each other as this twosome episode of U5 is head-to-head amongst buds. No points, no game. Just genuine answers and a roller coaster of emotions. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on the other hand, brings us back down into the gutter with his Fast Five Celebrity Winery Misfires. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parents distracted us from on-screen nudity. Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Brian Ernst Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to reveal their top transactions of all time. And jumping on the bandwagon late, Brian gives his Fast Five phrases he'd say if he was on the Yellowstone ranch. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for Mitch's Fast Five, the Top 5 Kisses. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. We're talking from the heart today as Brian and Mitch reveal their favorite Hanx films while Nathan delivers his Fast Five Walls. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against familiar favorite Mitch Brinkman in revealing their endeavors attending all boy high schools and what unique stories they acquired within. Buckle up as host Brian reveals his Fast Five reasons to attend an all boys school from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different camp experiences as Western Illinois goes against the Minnesota wilderness. Host Brian closes out with his Fast Five reasons he is not built for camp. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome about ourselves that we shouldn't change them...EVER! Brian and Nathan go toe to toe as Mitch keeps us on the rails heading towards his fast five things you pretend to be doing while watching your neighbors from across the way. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Welcome, 2022. Do better. With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast fives we didn't get to highlight from 2021. We'll be back next week, fresh from vacation with a hot little number for you. (Hint: It'll be another Top 5 list.) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, Brian and Nathan air their grievances, complete a feat of strength and hoist up their own Festivus poles. There's also some storytime and a Mitchell Fast Five...The Top 5 True Crimes that happened in the candy village of Gingerbreadton. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ultimate Christmas foods. Nathan swings his gavel with an iron fist as this week's judge, while host Brian reveals his Fast Five Nutcracker Names and Backstories. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Strike up the lights and put up the tree...and reach underneath for the biggest present with your name on it. We're going nostalgia today folks as Mitch relives his sports fantasies and Brian takes you through highly targeted toy advertisements of the 90s as they reveal the gifts that changed the course of their childhoods. And don't forget to stick around for Nathan's fast five unexpected benefits of celebrating Christmas. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Brother Brinkman joins as U5's second-ever guest host to guide Mitch and Brian through their heart-warming and some cold-hearted holidays they want to see added to the calendar. And don't forget to stick around until the end for Andy's Fast Five genres that were on his Spotify Unwrapped. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

We here in the BizBear Den love cozying up with our favorite Christmas movies, but aren't blind to the problematic and downright terrible moments that pluck you right out of the Xmas spirit. Brian and Nathan reveal their top five moments as Mitch finally reveals his fast five scenarios where you can utter "Hey, Daddio!" This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Brian and Mitch dig deep to give you the things they're thankful for while Nathan reserves his Fast Five insincere "thank you's" to close out the show. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

You've met them. You've worked them. You may even have been friends with them. And worst of all...you may be one. These are the top personalities you can't trust. Nathan and Brian take you through their lists as Mitch lays out his Fast Five things to do with an onion. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Line 'em up, knock 'em down! Wash, rinse, repeat! These are Brian and Nathan's Top 5 Hot Streaks that either they participated in or deserve to have a light shined upon them. Speaking of shiny, Mitch's Fast Five Tiffany & Co. items for that special someone is sure to get you started shopping early for the holidays. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

If you were dropped into the world of a sitcom, who would you fight the most? Nathan and Mitch have their answers as host Brian reveals his Fast Five Names for Americanized Dojos. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Time for the spooky, the terrifying, the somewhat humble traditions Mitch and Brian enact every Hallow's Eve as Nathan delivers his Fast Five Halloween Costmes for Household Items! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Let's go back to the beginning! This week Brian and Mitch go back a smidge to throw down their Top 5 Prequels which can be from any medium as host Nathan gives you his Fast Five Asses (Family Friendly Folks). Also, you can enter our "Welcome to the Blumhouse" Amazon Prime Video giveaway at ubk.fyi/scary for a chance to win some horror-themed table games! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Mix 'n match, slap together, special recipe! Whatever that secret memorable sauce is, we're gonna lay it on the line this week. Nathan and Brian reveal their Top 5 Combo lists that have a lot less fast food on them than you'd think. Enjoy not one, but two staredowns this week and a Fast Five Solos from the Mr. Hostman, Mitch Brinkman. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Hello BizBear nation. Due to a sudden bear attack in the studio, we are without a fresh episode this week, but please enjoy the best of our Fast Fives so far in 2021. Also, please visit bizbear.biz to try our new "leave a voicemail feature" to let us know what topic you want to hear next! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Whether they took their vow or happen to be the best sibling, our boys Mitch and Nathan duke it out over the Top 5 Sisters of all time. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Nicknames for Your Shovel. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Yes, it was us. We supplied it and won't deny it. Join us on a journey of heartfelt smells that trigger some of Brian and Nathan's fondest memories while Mitch closes out the show with the fast five ways to know if a Minnesotan is hitting on you. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

We are going customer-facing while exceeding bandwidth at the corporate level by hitting KPIs and circling back on last year's trends to make sure our profit trickles down through our synergized vertical integration. Whether in the cubicle or in the retail trenches, Brian and Mitch regale you with their top workplace stories while host Nathan brings us home with his fast five interview questions. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

We here at Ü5 are all 1 of 2. In this episode, Mitch and Nathan reveal their top 5 ways they were annoyed or were annoyed by their sibling as a sprinkling of sidetracks and anecdotes reveal several other annoying stories from our past. Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where host Brian reveals his Fast Five ways to waste a three-day weekend. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

In the back of the pantry. In a secret bag in the bottom freezer. In that drawer that no one knows about. This is where your go-to snacks lie! We're talking that sweet, salty, and/or savory treats that you can't help but demolish. The foods you jokingly say, "take these away from me" but if someone did, you'd end up on Dateline. Brian and Mitch take you down their snack rabbit hole as Nathan reveals his fast five best rock 'n roll drummer stories. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

An eighties baby and a big wet boy who has only seen the eighties in the movies go head to head in this showdown of newsmaking events. Unique strategies see Nathan take a ride in international waters and Brian keeps it local in this clash of the decades sure to make absolutely no history books. Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Mitch's Fast Five send off, Top 5 Ways Nic Cage Would Have Been a Great Father To Him. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Fast Five: Royal Titles You Do Not Want Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent Get rich quick, pyramids, and usurping power are all great examples of classic schemes. Listen up as the Uber Cinco dudes serve up their own Top 5 lists of the very best in their own personal scheming. Crimes, big and small need apply for this episode as we detail just how us bad boys came to be. Stick around for host Brian Ernst rattling off the most embarrassing Royal Titles one can hold in an utterly delightful fast five! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Did you do something wrong? Are you trying to avoid responsibility? Did your plan to become fiscally independent go off the rails? All are possible in this week's edition of Über Cinco, where worldly contestants Mitch Brinkman and Brian Ernst go head-to-head with their top reasons to disappear. And don't forget to stick around for host Nathan Hennenfent's fast five mistakes you have made in the last 24 hours. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

And the Razzie goes to... Join Uber Cinco's Mitch Brinkman and Nathan Hennenfent as they reveal and defend their choices of actors that either didn't live up to their usual caliber or maybe, just maybe, earned exactly what they deserved for that particular performance. Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Brian's uberly specific Fast Five: Intellectual Properties That Need to License Themselves to Casino Games. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Fast Five: Reasons To Put Your Fist in Your MouthHost: Mitch Brinkman | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian ErnstThis week the contestants battle wits and poise as they suss out the most Memorable Bodily Functions they can think of. It's not all gross-out to the bone, so strap in and get ready for some very specific kind of stories. And be sure to stick around until the end to figure out the top reasons why you should put your fist in your mouth! And none will be the result of a dare! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Buckets Who doesn't have a fantasy of how they'd leave their job? The BizBear Boys have some ideas that may be able to help you flesh out your plan as Brian and Mitch list their top ways to quit in glory. Listen to hear what kind of scenes we'd like to make. And don't forget to stick around for Nathan's Fast Five sendoff about buckets. There may even be a nostalgic retort about your favorite 90s toy. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast

Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down Do you ever overanalyze and obsess over what a friend or relative said to you? Especially when they utter a compliment? Did they really mean that or are they trying to tell you something you were unaware of? Backhanded compliments remain a subtle, but effective art and the BizBear Boys are not immune to their power. Childhood and fashion trauma afoot! Listen along this week all the way to the end for a Fast Five treat from host Brian Ernst, as he throws his Fast Five Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down list at us. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Support this podcast