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Weekly conversational comedy show! Listen to us rant about all the things we hate. Great for car rides to work or just to laugh and relax. We break down regular life events from the view of the common human.

We Hate Podcasts


    • Dec 20, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 69 EPISODES


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    Season 2 Episode 5 - Rise of the Wall Painter

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 59:59


    THE DUDES talk all about star wars, papa johns, the impeachment, and get a little sad about drug abuse. It's a wild ride my guys. buckle up, enjoy the ride, and enjoy chrimas, quanna, or honookah. luv u.

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Airports, Friendships, and Straight Up Blasting.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 74:01


    Marcus is very hungover and he's doing his best. Josh discusses his recent travel, and a lot of other completely off the wall conversational pieces about the true origins of Malaysian Jesus. This episode also gets a little serious, sorry about that. Thanks for listening, also does anyone actually read this? if so, let me (Josh) know on instagram.

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Mexicans Built the Pyramids

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 56:28


    The guys discuss how mexicans actually built the pyramids. Also some holiday shopping tips, like, don't shop for anyone.

    Season 2 Episode 2 - 4am Fast Food Orders

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 51:59


    Josh and Marcus talk all about their favorite things, like ordering food while drunk at 4am, and being hungover. Also, josh's dog makes an appearance by barking twice in the background. Happy Thanksgiving

    Season 2 Episode 1 - The Boys are Back in Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 43:34


    Marcus and Josh talk about their lives since the recent break of shows. Gonna be real, I was a little drunk so what we actually talked about is out of my range of memory. I remember laughing a lot though, so I'm sure you will, too.

    Episode 217 - Two Bros Chilling with Mimosas.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 73:14


    Two aliens doing bits. Talking about the loss of our overlord auston for a few weeks, talking about everything from being depressed to crab festivals.

    Episode 216 - Hospital Sadness

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 59:27


    Episode 215 - April Sadness pt 2 Worst of the Worst bands

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 72:19


    episode 214 - April Sadness (The Best Of The Worst Bands)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 55:27


    Episode 213 - Yoted or Twottered

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 67:28


    Episode 212 - Florida Man Vs. Texas Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 87:54


    Episode 211 - Brofessors

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 80:09


    Episode 210 - Turf War With Grandma's

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 79:52


    Episode 209 - Conspiracy Theories and Tough Topics

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 69:48


    Episode 208 - 2 grown men just yelling

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 54:25


    Episode 207 - The Curious Case Of The New GirlFRAND

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 65:23


    Marcus gets a new girlfriend but is scared to admit it. Auston and Josh force the issue join us for the funniest and awkward conversation Marco has.

    Episode 206 - Knoc The Psycho

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2019 78:15


    Knoc The Psycho stops by to hang out and tell us about his new album he dropped. You can find it in spotify Knoc The Psycho The Coup Was A Casket

    Episode 205 - Electrik Ants Hang Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2019 64:49


    The Dallas band Electrik Ants come on the show to talk Turkuaz their humble beginnings and maybe allow Josh to join as tambourine boy on stage. Special thanks to the band Electrik Ants you can find them on Spotify or any music streaming service out there. Check out Electrik Ants on Youtube, Instagram, and Facebook https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK_DeZ4qpJ7-norwkGDOPVA https://www.instagram.com/electrikants/ https://www.facebook.com/electrikants/?ref=br_rs https://open.spotify.com/artist/7fEli6DSAERUfiGDmWYkNV?si=4kZ0vME_T1qSPNizvwuh_A Transition song provided by Electrik Ants - Circuit Tree and outro song Electrik Ants - Half Pages Special shout out to @time2flymusic @kervin_time2flymusic @drewliophoto and Deep Ellum Art company for all you do for Electrik Ants and the music scene in Dallas. https://www.instagram.com/time2flymusic/ https://www.instagram.com/kervin_time2flymusic/ https://www.instagram.com/drewliophoto/ https://www.instagram.com/deepellumartco/

    Episode 204 - Is it offensive if it's a joke?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 54:33


    Episode 203 - Gillete Outrage and Tinder Tips

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 80:03


    202 - DMT and Chuck E Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2019 63:47


    201 - WE'RE BAAACCKK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2019 63:51


    Episode 50 - Year Anniversary Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2019 83:58


    Episode 49 - I give up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2018 58:52


    Good luck keeping up with us on this one LMAO

    Episode 48 - The Lost Sex Tape

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 63:42


    Episode 47 - How to deal with heartbreak and wrestling

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 66:53


    Tex-Mex episode! Marcus and Auston go duo while Josh is on the bench. The 2 aliens break down recent cuffing season injuries. Aka heartbreak while dating in winter. Then they go old school and rant about how they hate wrestling and tinder.

    Episode 46 - Drunk Texts/Happy Danksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 60:51


    Episode 45 - You Said What? Ft. Maci Brooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 62:19


    Check out Maci Brooks podcast You Said What? On iTunes and hit her instagram up @macibrooks We put her through an awkward dating show. She hangs out as we do what we do best and cause chaos.

    Episode 44 - Where Is Our Rage Baby?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2018 59:32


    Episode 43 - Not Mah Guns

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 68:03


    Episode 42 - BEST OF EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 48:19


    Otis McMusic - Complicate Ya is the music for this episode sit back and get ready to laugh at our unreleased commercials and favorite jokes.

    Episode 41 - BEEF SZN

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 61:25


    Episode 40 - Weddings

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 59:44


    Episode 39 - Boof Bros

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2018 60:35


    Episode 38 - The Bully and The Victim

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2018 47:45


    Episode 37 - And We Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2018 53:44


    Episode 36 - Get Rich And Die A Cholo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 57:07


    The Aliens speculate on how it would turn out if we all became super rich and Kanye famous

    Episode 35 - Fast Food Nightmares

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 56:58


    The Aliens talk about how long it would take for them to give it up in jail. Then disclose crazy things in restaurants and fast food when they worked in the industry.

    Episode 34 - The Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2018 61:47


    The Aliens are back together as a whole and discuss starting a cult! Marcus is youth outreach.

    Episode 33 - Who has PCP?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 43:54


    Marcus and Auston speculate what happened to Josh while he is absent from this episode. The two survivors decide to talk about the beginning of the podcast and how we got where we are. It devolved into speculation on what kind of people can find PCP.

    Episode 32 - Bro-ly Weds

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 62:49


    Your favorite aliens play a game to see how in Bro love Marcus and Auston are with each other.

    Episode 31 - Hate The Game Not The Marcus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 56:52


    Your favorite aliens sit down to play a game that papa momo came up with and we listen to see which one sucks the hardest.

    Episode 30 - Viva La Marcus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 57:45


    Your favorite aliens get drunk and tell Marcus not to drink anymore. This one is a wild one so prepare yourselves.

    Episode 29 - The Bully, The Beta, and The Marcus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2018 51:33


    Episode 28 - Goose Busters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 50:07


    The Aliens pitch their block buster idea of Goose Busters and low brow humor for the younger generation as well as break down their most hated words in the English language. https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/ https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/ Opening Music - "Ever Felt pt. 2" by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop & Rap) Outro Music - "Magic pt. 2: By Otis McDonald

    Episode 27 - Best Planet On Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2018 45:12


    The Aliens discuss 4th of July and release a late episode. https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/ https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/ Opening Music - "Ever Felt pt. 2" by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop & Rap) Outro Music - "Magic pt. 2: By Otis McDonald

    Episode 26 - Spicy Grinch Sweat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 48:16


    Your favorite three aliens tackle life's hardest issues this week. Like which is worse, doing your business in a grinch onesie or outside at a party. Josh decides that laughing is for losers and does his best to not laugh, see how long that lasts and more in episode 26!

    Episode 25 - Marco Nostra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 47:51


    Your favorite Aliens talk about Marco's terrible life choices and discuss his facebook posts about xxxtentacion, the world will also now know how much of a human trash bag Marcus is. They also discuss losing babies, cooking shows, and what it's like to be famous! https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/ https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/ Opening Music - "Ever Felt pt. 2" by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop & Rap) Outro Music - "Magic pt. 2: By Otis McDonald

    Episode 24 - Toys "R" Us Kids All Grown Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 49:45


    With a post of Toys R’ Us being shut down your favorite aliens break down childhood toys and games they played growing up. Does anyone remember how to play pogs? Ever been sent across the room by a sibling using Sock’em Boppers? Have you ever pranked your parents like the time Josh tricked his dad into thinking he was poisoned? The ringtones you could personally make at low quality and how they end up being a triggering ringtone for the rest of your life. We also discuss the joys of puberty and being a male during that time. https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/ https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/ Opening Music - "Ever Felt pt. 2" by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop & Rap) Outro Music - "Magic pt. 2: By Otis McDonald

    Episode 23 - Stuffing Mailboxes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 54:08


    Episode 22 - Florida Gator Man

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2018 55:29


    Your favorite three aliens discuss sports, politics, and of course the garbagehole that is Florida. They get a bit serious for the second week in a row, but balance it well with crude jokes. Listen in every Tuesday, and follow us on social media for more fun!

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