A Star Wars conversation filled with dumb but funny jokes released the first of every month.
In lieu of watching every episode of Mandalorian Season 3, the Wonka computer has chosen 3 scenes for us to watch. Streams are crossed, Carl Weathers's robe is carried, entrapment is carried out, Jack Black and Lizzo are... here. Don't step on the bushes while you listen to this episode.Support the show
Maarva is getting bricked and almost everyone is heading to Ferrix. Does troll-speak need subtitles? Is Luthen good at improv? Why does Mothma's daughter love Sunday School? Grab your sousaphone and head to the funeral with We Serve Droids.Support the show
Why was the gurney-bot given sentience? Is there a really a Narkina Night Shift? And, maybe the Empire can maintain control without the bureaucracy. Help us break out of the Amazon Warehouse in this review of Andor eps 8-10!Support the show
After digging through some old Star Trek toys, Scott and Chris dig through Ch 7 of Andor. A lot happens on the way to the Miami Vice planet where judges read sentences on old credit card machines.Support the show
What are the best Heist scenes? How could do they do this to Comrade Nemik? Should you always wear a tuxedo under a wetsuit? Why do we keep making jokes about New Mexico?Support the show
We jump into the Aldhani episodes of Andor. Who from Star Wars would storm the Bastille? Is Syril's cereal packed with sugar or fiber? Did Mon Mothma choose the blue Coupe de Ville? And, will this show turn into a Comrade Nemik appreciation podcast?Support the show
The first movement of the Andor Symphony! We hop from Ferrix to Flashback Planet to Mall Cop Headquarters in our analysis and reactions to this meticulously paced opening of the hit new show. Lots of characters, lots of humor, and lots of the color orange. Put on some giant gloves, strike that anvil with a hammer and give it a listen.Support the show
Does the Obiwan Kenobi series damage canon, and should we care? This was cut for time from our last episode.Support the show
Duel of the Finales! We're talking about season finales of the good Book of Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Did the whole Fett budget go to Gamorrean leg day? What is sunroof Gonk? Were these series good? Did we a double episode because we missed the last one? Listen now, listener! Support the show
All the characters meeting up on the same planet in the penultimate episode of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is Third Sister anti-monologue? Can a repentant nazi survive an episode? Does Rogan have anything to do? What are the greatest betrayals in movie history?Support the show
It's to sneak into the... we don't like to say it... Fortress Inquisitorius. Find out what delights and horrors await inside as we watch Ch 4 of Obiwan.Support the show
Obiwan and Leia are in for a wild ride wild ride when the Moleman they're riding with has a Rebel flag on the bumper. Does the big robot sleep in a box? What would be the best Game of Thrones actor cameo? What's the first rule of the Underground Railroad? Hop aboard!Support the show
We follow Obiwan to Blade Runner Planet to find a much less precocious Leia. Delightful cameos, touching scenes, and meth labs abound!Support the show
We play a game about tv pilots and jump into Obiwan Pt 1. Is Obiwan married? How old is that dessert tuna? Was that a gonk droid?Support the show
After a quick game of name that cult, we jump in the curriculum at Luke University. We double-triple-and-quadruple down on jokes about Mando's Starfighter. Does the Pike Syndicate only own one speeder? Is this the end of Max Rebo, Figrin D'an, and the kinky wonder twins?Support the show
Meat locker, Ring World, and a certain Dodge Charger, I mean N1 Starfighter.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We express our love for track suit mobsters while diving into a great episode of the Book of Fett. The show continues to give us great puppets and great robots, though we pine for a Little Mermaid cameo. Hover your Firespray Gunship and peer into this podcast.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Does this chapter contain the best guest stars ever? How fast does a vespa go? Why are we talking about Rocky so much? Check out Book of Mandalorian Chapter 3 with us!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We are ALL IN for the high-speed monorail heist in Book of Fett Ch 2. We moved all of our assets into Hutt options, and we're delighted to be so close to Luke's Tosche Station deathstick stash. Is everything legal in the Dune Sea? Did Boba's COVID test come back negative? Did we discover our new favorite droid?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Look at the first episode of an all new series! Does the palace still smell like Jabba? Is Mos Espa the bright center of the galaxy? Is this the horniest Star Wars? Service and polish your helmet, and give this episode a listen!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Happy Life Day. Our annual holiday special with fun games and festive music.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
The most brutal de-arming we've ever seen. Who's a robot and who isn't? Does T0-B1 obey the laws of robotics? Is Prof. Mitaka bad at terraforming? All this and more on a special episode of Astro Boy... I mean Pinocchio... I mean Star Wars Visions!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Who is the 9th Jedi? How many people have died by trebuchet mining? And, why you should never look into the pointy end of the lightsaber.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We play a quick game in honor of Episode 66, then we chat about Visions episode 4: The Village Bride. What's up with the giant helmet? Is the real adventure the wedding crashers we met along the way? Are thermal detonators traditional wedding favors?Style your hair into horns and listen to this episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
In the third episode of Visions we find the perfect Star Destroyer for a sitcom. Why weren't there giant mechs? What would mirror universe Lobot look like? Why did we talk about kids' lunch box thermoses so much?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We watched the second episode of Star Wars visions. What's a rock and roll Hutt doing just living that wig life? Can we see more of the Star Waver tour van? And-oh my god-what did they do to Bib ForTuna? On this episode we rock or die trying.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We chat about the first episode of Star Wars visions. Which Kurosawa movie is this? Was A New Hope playing on the Hill Valley Clock Tower? What exactly is Sebulba driving? And, whom would Mr T voice?I pity the fool that don't listen to this episode.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We watched the introduction to Mustafar scene in Revenge of the Sith. Is lava scooper guy worse-off than death star laser guy? Is Techno Union guy pining for death's sweet release? Is the Legion of Doom still buying Sidious's kool-aide? Scoop up a tall glass of magma and give this short episode a listen.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
From Wicket W. Warwick to the Jedi Younglings, we talk about all the kiddos of the Star Wars movies. Is Wicket an atheist? Is R2D2 a John Rambo? What is Kitster's midichlorian count? All this and more!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and everyone in Star Wars should have an egg. Crack this episode open and listen!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
After figuring out which Star Wars characters we'd send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride. These guys have testicles on their head.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We play a game then jump into our favorite architecture in the galaxy. Did the Jedi Temple re-appropriate a convention center? Why do so few buildings have windows? Will we get to see the tapestries? Check out these structures with us from Naboo to Coruscant.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke's hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan's normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We'll all be serving drinks on the master's sail barge by the end!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
After wondering who in Star Wars is a dog person and who is a cat person we jump into Mandalorian 16. What happnes on the Imperial subreddit? What are the dangers of a Spotchka economy? Do Wookiees fit under tables at bars? Will Scott stop making the same Ferris Bueller joke?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what's the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work? What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up?We're taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What's up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett's armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what's the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet.This episode is the dankest farrik yet.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars?WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn't option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil's Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
What's the Star Wars version of the first Christmas? What did we get each other for Life Day? What would Santa bring Jabba the Hutt? We also watched the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special and chat for a bit about it. Features festive songs and filled with good cheer.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Chris tries to stump Scott on What's a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We'll crash this episode into the ground before we let it ourselves be captured!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Will the alien from Alien eat Baby Yoda? Will Baby Yoda eat all the eat all eggs? Are Jawas Amish, and who is the Frog Lady's husband? All this and more on an episode that goes down like a slimy egg or three.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
First we figure out who would place bounties on some of our favorite characters, then we take a long look at Mando Ch. 9. What eats that guy left hanging? How off the grid is Mos Pelgo? Are there sideways sarlacc holes? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We ask and answer the best "What if?"s of Star Wars. What if the death star had not blown up? What if Luke had stayed on Dagobah? What if Han Solo had been pooped out of the sarlacc? What if you listened to this episode right now?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We are joined by Pat and Charles from Converswations to talk about Star Wars toys and, of course, play a game. Are deathsticks PEGs? Does the Gorax have diabeetus? WTF happened with this Poe action figure? And, did we invent Daniel Day Lobot? Visit https://converswations.com/Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
We discuss the most memorable stuff (objects, props) of the Star Wars galaxy. What's the significance of the lightsaber? Why does Chewbacca play Mortal Kombat Chess? What is that thing on Lobot's head?Tell your mom that storm trooper is an action figure not a doll, and take a Scrooge McDuck dive into this vault full of stuff.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Who flushed the Slave I down the toilet? What does black smoke coming out of Cloud City mean? Are puffy shirts a status symbol? We learn who has the Glengarry leads to catch the Falcon, and what it takes it for Lobot to feel anything. Would you join us for a little We Serve Droids? Everyone's invited, of course.Support the show on patreonSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
After pitching Star Wars promotional products we take a look at the first half Empire Strikes Back? Is Gen. Rieeken addicted to the big board? How long does R2 wait in the rain outside Yoda’s hut? What droid is most like Hitler’s German Shepherd? This episode freezes WAY before the first marker!
We fantasy draft Star Wars characters to make the best Scooby Doo team, then we look at the best things in the sequel trilogy. What's the best action sequence? What's the best line? Who put whitewall tires on the TIE Fighers? Are all monkeys fascists? What do A Tribe Called Quest and Pasaana have in common? In this episode, we don't just have power, we have his power--we're palpating.
We chat about episode 8 of Mandalorian and the season as a whole. Who are the best characters in the season? How many times will we bring up the Terminator? Were we promised Pedro Pascal in 30 minutes or less? And, how loud did we scream when that R2 unit sprouted legs? Living things are encouraged to remove the helmet of this podcast.