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A Star Wars conversation filled with dumb but funny jokes released the first of every month.

Scott & Chris

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    • Oct 1, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 89 EPISODES

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    Latest episodes from We Serve Droids

    Rando Mando

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 63:00


    In lieu of watching every episode of Mandalorian Season 3, the Wonka computer has chosen 3 scenes for us to watch. Streams are crossed, Carl Weathers's robe is carried,  entrapment is carried out, Jack Black and Lizzo are... here. Don't step on the bushes while you listen to this episode.Support the show

    She's Been Bricked (Andor 11-12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 70:26


    Maarva is getting bricked and almost everyone is heading to Ferrix. Does troll-speak need subtitles? Is Luthen good at improv? Why does Mothma's daughter love Sunday School? Grab your sousaphone and head to the funeral with We Serve Droids.Support the show

    Boys Gone Wild - Prison Break (Andor 8-10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 86:15


    Why was the gurney-bot given sentience? Is there a really a Narkina Night Shift? And, maybe the Empire can maintain control without the bureaucracy. Help us break out of the Amazon Warehouse in this review of Andor eps 8-10!Support the show

    Chandrilan Holiday (Andor 7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 64:19


    After digging through some old Star Trek toys, Scott and Chris dig through Ch 7 of Andor. A lot happens on the way to the Miami Vice planet where judges read sentences on old credit card machines.Support the show

    Nazi Heart Attack (Andor 6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 69:21


    What are the best Heist scenes? How could do they do this to Comrade Nemik? Should you always wear a tuxedo under a wetsuit? Why do we keep making jokes about New Mexico?Support the show

    Oh Comrade, My Comrade (Andor 4-5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 95:16


    We jump into the Aldhani episodes of Andor. Who from Star Wars would storm the Bastille? Is Syril's cereal packed with sugar or fiber? Did Mon Mothma choose the blue Coupe de Ville? And, will this show turn into a Comrade Nemik appreciation podcast?Support the show

    Ferrix (Andor 1-3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 89:57


    The first movement of the Andor Symphony! We hop from Ferrix to Flashback Planet to Mall Cop Headquarters in our analysis and reactions to this meticulously paced opening of the hit new show. Lots of characters, lots of humor, and lots of the color orange. Put on some giant gloves, strike that anvil with a hammer and give it a listen.Support the show

    Bonus Canon Question

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 10:25


    Does the Obiwan Kenobi series damage canon, and should we care? This was cut for time from our last episode.Support the show

    ObiFett 67

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 89:49


    Duel of the Finales! We're talking about season finales of the good Book of Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Did the whole Fett budget go to Gamorrean leg day? What is sunroof Gonk? Were these series good? Did we a double episode because we missed the last one? Listen now, listener! Support the show

    OBFive: Jim Beam Planet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 59:28


    All the characters meeting up on the same planet in the penultimate episode of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is Third Sister anti-monologue? Can a repentant nazi survive an episode? Does Rogan have anything to do? What are the greatest betrayals in movie history?Support the show

    ObiFour: Overhead Bin Heads

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 61:17


    It's to sneak into the... we don't like to say it... Fortress Inquisitorius. Find out what delights and horrors await inside as we watch Ch 4 of Obiwan.Support the show

    ObiThree: Imperial Heritage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 69:50


    Obiwan and Leia are in for a wild ride wild ride when the Moleman they're riding with has a Rebel flag on the bumper. Does the big robot sleep in a box? What would be the best Game of Thrones actor cameo? What's the first rule of the Underground Railroad? Hop aboard!Support the show

    ObiTwo: Dinosaur With a Blaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 51:19


    We follow Obiwan to Blade Runner Planet to find a much less precocious Leia. Delightful cameos, touching scenes, and meth labs abound!Support the show

    ObiOne: The Jawa Has a Key (AUDIO FIXED)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 59:06


    We play a game about tv pilots and jump into Obiwan Pt 1. Is Obiwan married? How old is that dessert tuna? Was that a gonk droid?Support the show

    Luke University (Book of Fett Ch 6)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 66:55


    After a quick game of name that cult, we jump in the curriculum at Luke University. We double-triple-and-quadruple down on jokes about Mando's Starfighter. Does the Pike Syndicate only own one speeder? Is this the end of Max Rebo, Figrin D'an, and the kinky wonder twins?Support the show

    Meat Locker Planet (Book of Fett Ch 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 71:37


    Meat locker, Ring World, and a certain Dodge Charger, I mean N1 Starfighter.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Mobsters, Modders, and Monsters (Book of Fett Ch 4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 55:23


    We express our love for track suit mobsters while diving into a great episode of the Book of Fett. The show continues to give us great puppets and great robots, though we pine for a Little Mermaid cameo. Hover your Firespray Gunship and peer into this podcast.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Diary of a Vespa Kid (Book of Fett Ch 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 60:54


    Does this chapter contain the best guest stars ever? How fast does a vespa go? Why are we talking about Rocky so much? Check out Book of Mandalorian Chapter 3 with us!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Sandpiercer (Book of Fett Ch 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 67:43


    We are ALL IN for the high-speed monorail heist in Book of Fett Ch 2. We moved all of our assets into Hutt options, and we're delighted to be so close to Luke's Tosche Station deathstick stash. Is everything legal in the Dune Sea? Did Boba's COVID test come back negative? Did we discover our new favorite droid?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Boba Strikes Bacta (Book of Fett Ch 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 64:18


    Look at the first episode of an all new series! Does the palace still smell like Jabba? Is Mos Espa the bright center of the galaxy? Is this the horniest Star Wars? Service and polish your helmet, and give this episode a listen!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    We Serve Droids Presents a Randomly Generated Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 48:10


    Happy Life Day. Our annual holiday special with fun games and festive music.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Visions – T0-B1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 53:46


    The most brutal de-arming we've ever seen. Who's a robot and who isn't? Does T0-B1 obey the laws of robotics? Is Prof. Mitaka bad at terraforming? All this and more on a special episode of Astro Boy... I mean Pinocchio... I mean Star Wars Visions!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Visions – The 9th Jedi

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 46:10


    Who is the 9th Jedi? How many people have died by trebuchet mining? And, why you should never look into the pointy end of the lightsaber.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Visions - The Village Bride

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 58:11


    We play a quick game in honor of Episode 66, then we chat about Visions episode 4: The Village Bride. What's up with the giant helmet? Is the real adventure the wedding crashers we met along the way? Are thermal detonators traditional wedding favors?Style your hair into horns and listen to this episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Visions – The Twins

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 38:22


    In the third episode of Visions we find the perfect Star Destroyer for a sitcom. Why weren't there giant mechs? What would mirror universe Lobot look like? Why did we talk about kids' lunch box thermoses so much?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Visions – Tatooine Rhapsody

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 36:45


    We watched the second episode of Star Wars visions. What's a rock and roll Hutt doing just living that wig life? Can we see more of the Star Waver tour van? And-oh my god-what did they do to Bib ForTuna? On this episode we rock or die trying.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Visions – The Duel

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 48:49


    We chat about the first episode of Star Wars visions. Which Kurosawa movie is this? Was A New Hope playing on the Hill Valley Clock Tower? What exactly is Sebulba driving? And, whom would Mr T voice?I pity the fool that don't listen to this episode.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Where Are You Taking This Lava Planet?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 17:58


    We watched the introduction to Mustafar scene in Revenge of the Sith. Is lava scooper guy worse-off than death star laser guy? Is Techno Union guy pining for death's sweet release? Is the Legion of Doom still buying Sidious's kool-aide? Scoop up a tall glass of magma and give this short episode a listen.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Won't Somebody Please Think of the Younglings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 61:35


    From Wicket W. Warwick to the Jedi Younglings, we talk about all the kiddos of the Star Wars movies. Is Wicket an atheist? Is R2D2 a John Rambo? What is Kitster's midichlorian count? All this and more!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Where Are You Taking This Egg?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 25:45


    We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and everyone in Star Wars should have an egg. Crack this episode open and listen!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

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    Clone Wars: Because Why Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 74:42


    After figuring out which Star Wars characters we'd send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride. These guys have testicles on their head.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Architecture of Star Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 68:02


    We play a game then jump into our favorite architecture in the galaxy. Did the Jedi Temple re-appropriate a convention center? Why do so few buildings have windows? Will we get to see the tapestries? Check out these structures with us from Naboo to Coruscant.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Where Are You Taking This Mysterious Lightsaber?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 44:52


    Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke's hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Bar Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 91:32


    We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan's normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We'll all be serving drinks on the master's sail barge by the end!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Get That Grogu (Mando Ch. 16)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 99:13


    After wondering who in Star Wars is a dog person and who is a cat person we jump into Mandalorian 16. What happnes on the Imperial subreddit? What are the dangers of a Spotchka economy?  Do Wookiees fit under tables at bars? Will Scott stop making the same Ferris Bueller joke?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Mando Unmasked (Mando Ch. 15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 72:47


    After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what's the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work?  What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up?We're taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Stonehenge Cerebro (Mando Ch. 14)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 47:47


    We chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What's up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett's armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what's the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet.This episode is the dankest farrik yet.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Minor Imperials

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 50:14


    We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars?WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Burnt Forest Village (Mando Ch. 13)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 63:27


    Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Why Was There a Weasel? (Mando Ch. 12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 49:11


    First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn't option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil's Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    WSD Saves Life Day Again!

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 52:45


    What's the Star Wars version of the first Christmas? What did we get each other for Life Day? What would Santa bring Jabba the Hutt? We also watched the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special and chat for a bit about it. Features festive songs and filled with good cheer.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Mainline Mandalorians (Mando Ch. 11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 60:40


    Chris tries to stump Scott on What's a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We'll crash this episode into the ground before we let it ourselves be captured!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Mrs Toad's Wild Ride (Mando Ch. 10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 54:18


    Will the alien from Alien eat Baby Yoda? Will Baby Yoda eat all the eat all eggs? Are Jawas Amish, and who is the Frog Lady's husband? All this and more on an episode that goes down like a slimy egg or three.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Dragon Guts Sarlacc Butts (Mando Ch. 9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 67:12


    First we figure out who would place bounties on some of our favorite characters, then we take a long look at Mando Ch. 9. What eats that guy left hanging? How off the grid is Mos Pelgo? Are there sideways sarlacc holes? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    What If Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 57:04


    We ask and answer the best "What if?"s of Star Wars. What if the death star had not blown up? What if Luke had stayed on Dagobah? What if Han Solo had been pooped out of the sarlacc? What if you listened to this episode right now?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Days In Toyland

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 44:27


    We are joined by Pat and Charles from Converswations to talk about Star Wars toys and, of course, play a game. Are deathsticks PEGs? Does the Gorax have diabeetus? WTF happened with this Poe action figure? And, did we invent Daniel Day Lobot? Visit https://converswations.com/Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Stuff of Star Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 76:55


    We discuss the most memorable stuff (objects, props) of the Star Wars galaxy. What's the significance of the lightsaber? Why does Chewbacca play Mortal Kombat Chess? What is that thing on Lobot's head?Tell your mom that storm trooper is an action figure not a doll, and take a Scrooge McDuck dive into this vault full of stuff.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Still Striking Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 67:33


    Who flushed the Slave I down the toilet? What does black smoke coming out of Cloud City mean? Are puffy shirts a status symbol? We learn who has the Glengarry leads to catch the Falcon, and what it takes it for Lobot to feel anything. Would you join us for a little We Serve Droids? Everyone's invited, of course.Support the show on patreonSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)

    Too Hoth To Handle

    Play Episode Play 23 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 76:00


    After pitching Star Wars promotional products we take a look at the first half Empire Strikes Back? Is Gen. Rieeken addicted to the big board? How long does R2 wait in the rain outside Yoda’s hut? What droid is most like Hitler’s German Shepherd? This episode freezes WAY before the first marker!

    Best of the Sequel Trilogy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 88:46


    We fantasy draft Star Wars characters to make the best Scooby Doo team, then we look at the best things in the sequel trilogy. What's the best action sequence? What's the best line? Who put whitewall tires on the TIE Fighers? Are all monkeys fascists? What do A Tribe Called Quest and Pasaana have in common? In this episode, we don't just have power, we have his power--we're palpating.

    Mandalorian Mop-Up (Mando Ch.8/Season 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 69:51


    We chat about episode 8 of Mandalorian and the season as a whole. Who are the best characters in the season? How many times will we bring up the Terminator? Were we promised Pedro Pascal in 30 minutes or less? And, how loud did we scream when that R2 unit sprouted legs? Living things are encouraged to remove the helmet of this podcast.

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